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  2. 1:00 PM The Lincoln Lawyer
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  3. 4:00 PM Training Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  4. 6:30 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  5. Last Night
  6. 8:30 PM Training Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  7. 11:00 PM The Lincoln Lawyer
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  8. Today
  9. 2:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls Mardi Gras Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  10. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  11. 3:00 AM Cops "Portland, OR; Maricopa County, AZ; San Bernardino, CA: Rescue 2: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  12. 3:30 AM Cops "New Jersey"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  13. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  14. 4:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  15. 5:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  16. 5:30 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  17. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  18. 6:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  19. 7:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  20. 7:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  21. 8:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  22. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  23. 9:00 AM Cops "Nothing to See Here"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  24. 9:30 AM Cops "I'll Raise My Voice Right Back!"
    • TV-PG
  25. 10:00 AM Cops "Not My Text Messages"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  26. 10:30 AM Cops "Fight and Flight"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  27. 11:00 AM Cops "Brotherly Love"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  28. 11:30 AM Cops "Pistol Packin' Families"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  29. 12:00 PM Cops "Jacksonville"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  30. 12:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  31. 1:00 PM Cops "Spokane, WA; Portland, OR; Wichita, KS: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  32. 1:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  33. 2:00 PM Cops "Riverside County, CA; Pierce County, WA; Forsyth County, NC: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  34. 2:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  35. 3:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  36. 3:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  37. 4:00 PM Cops "Arizona"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  38. 4:30 PM Cops "Seattle/Tacoma"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  39. 5:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  40. 5:30 PM Cops "Atlanta, Chattanooga, Des Moines: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  41. 6:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  42. 6:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  43. 7:00 PM Cops "Lakewood, WA; Little Rock, AR; Fort Worth, TX: Resisting Arrest 2: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  44. 7:30 PM Cops "Anger Management"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  45. Tonight
  46. 8:00 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  47. 8:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  48. 9:00 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  49. 9:30 PM Cops "Jacksonville: AMW Crossover Follow-Up"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  50. 10:00 PM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Santa Ana, CA; Las Vegas, NV: High Times: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  51. 10:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  52. 11:00 PM Cops "Spokane, WA; Portland, OR; Wichita, KS: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  53. 11:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  54. Tomorrow
  55. 12:00 AM Cops "Nothing to See Here"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  56. 12:30 AM Cops "Not My Text Messages"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  57. 1:00 AM Cops "Brotherly Love"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  58. 1:30 AM Cops "I'll Raise My Voice Right Back!"
    • TV-PG
  59. 2:00 AM Cops "Fight and Flight"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  60. 2:30 AM Cops "Pistol Packin' Families"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  61. 3:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  62. 3:30 AM Cops "Ho! Ho! Ho! No. 10"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  63. 4:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  64. 4:30 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  65. 5:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  66. 5:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  67. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  68. 6:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  69. 7:00 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  70. 7:30 AM Busted and Caught on Tape!
  71. 8:00 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  72. 8:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  73. 9:00 AM Bar Rescue "Desi, You Got Some 'Splainin' To Do"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  74. 10:00 AM Bar Rescue "How to Train Your Goldfish"
    • TV-PG
  75. 11:00 AM Bar Rescue "Ice, Mice, Baby"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  76. 12:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Viva Las Angels"
    • TV-14  (L)
  77. 1:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Bigger'n Dallas"
    • TV-14  (L)
  78. 2:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Angels in Hotlanta"
    • TV-14  (L)
  79. 3:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Moons Over Miami"
    • TV-14  (L)
  80. 4:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Smells Like Seattle Spirit"
    • TV-14  (L)
  81. 5:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Golden Gate Angels"
    • TV-14  (L)
  82. 6:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Steel City Showdown"
    • TV-14  (L)
  83. 7:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Keep Austin Inked"
    • TV-14  (L)
  84. Tomorrow Night
  85. 8:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Music City Ink"
    • TV-14  (L)
  86. 9:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Angels in the Big Easy"
    • TV-14  (L)
  87. 10:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Angels of the Inner Harbor"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  88. 11:00 PM Tattoo Nightmares "Gus Scratches Back"
    • TV-14
  89. 11:30 PM Tattoo Nightmares "Mermaids, Goblins and Snakes Oh My!"
    • TV-14
  90. Wednesday, December 13
  91. 12:00 AM Tattoo Nightmares "Broke and Branded"
    • TV-14
  92. 12:30 AM Tattoo Nightmares "Cops and Rockers"
    • TV-14
  93. 1:00 AM Ink Master: Angels "Angels of the Inner Harbor"
    • TV-14  (L)
  94. 2:00 AM Cops "Bible Buddies"
    • TV-PG
  95. 2:30 AM Cops "Bail Me Out, Boss"
    • TV-PG
  96. 3:00 AM Cops "Mohawked Cleaning Service"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  97. 3:30 AM Cops "Second Time Around"
    • TV-PG
  98. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  99. 4:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  100. 5:00 AM Ninja Intelli-Sense Kitchen System - with Auto Spiralizer Plus Fettuccine & Spaghetti Blades!
  101. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  102. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  103. 6:30 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  104. 7:00 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  105. 7:30 AM Ninja Intelli-Sense Kitchen System - with Auto Spiralizer Plus Fettuccine & Spaghetti Blades!
  106. 8:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  107. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  108. 9:00 AM Cops "New Jersey"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  109. 9:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  110. 10:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  111. 10:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  112. 11:00 AM Cops "Arizona"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  113. 11:30 AM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  114. 12:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  115. 12:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  116. 1:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  117. 1:30 PM Cops "Nashville, Tennessee"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  118. 2:00 PM Cops "Albuquerque, New Mexico"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  119. 2:30 PM Cops "Bad Girls 2"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  120. 3:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  121. 3:30 PM Cops "Jacksonville"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  122. 4:00 PM Cops "Bible Buddies"
    • TV-PG
  123. 4:30 PM Cops "Mohawked Cleaning Service"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  124. 5:00 PM Cops "Bail Me Out, Boss"
    • TV-PG
  125. 5:30 PM Cops "Second Time Around"
    • TV-PG
  126. 6:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"
    • TV-14
  127. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  128. 7:00 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  129. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  130. Wednesday Night
  131. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With a Chick and a Duck"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  132. 8:30 PM Friends "The One at the Beach"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  133. 9:00 PM The Day After Tomorrow
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  134. Thursday, December 14
  135. 12:00 AM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  136. 2:30 AM Cops "Passaic County, NJ: Jersey Cop: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  137. 3:00 AM Cops "Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  138. 3:30 AM Cops "Las Vegas, NV; Little Rock, AR; Las Vegas, NV: Bizarre Calls: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  139. 4:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  140. 4:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  141. 5:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  142. 5:30 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  143. 6:00 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  144. 6:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  145. 7:00 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  146. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  147. 8:00 AM Battling Balding
  148. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  149. 9:00 AM Bar Rescue "Bare Rescue"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  150. 10:00 AM Bar Rescue "Momster's Ball"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  151. 11:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  152. 1:00 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  153. 3:30 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  154. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Jellyfish"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  155. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the 'Cuffs"
    • TV-14  (S)
  156. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  157. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  158. Thursday Night
  159. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG
  160. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler in a Box"
    • TV-PG
  161. 9:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  162. 11:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  163. Friday, December 15
  164. 2:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  165. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  166. 3:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  167. 3:30 AM Cops "Riverside County, CA; Riverside County, CA; Homestead, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  168. 4:00 AM Yoga Retreat!
  169. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  170. 5:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  171. 5:30 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  172. 6:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  173. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  174. 7:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  175. 7:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  176. 8:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  177. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  178. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  179. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad"
    • TV-PG
  180. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Tuttle"
    • TV-PG
  181. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Longjohn Flap"
    • TV-PG
  182. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "5 O'Clock Charlie"
    • TV-PG
  183. 11:30 AM M*A*S*H "Deal Me Out"
    • TV-PG
  184. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "As You Were"
    • TV-PG
  185. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Alcoholics Unanimous"
    • TV-PG
  186. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Adam's Ribs"
    • TV-PG
  187. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Abyssinia, Henry"
    • TV-PG
  188. 2:00 PM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  189. 2:30 PM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  190. 3:00 PM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  191. 3:30 PM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  192. 4:00 PM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  193. 4:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  194. 5:00 PM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Forsyth County, NC; Riverside County, CA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  195. 5:30 PM Cops "What Were They Thinking?"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  196. 6:00 PM Cops "Police Pullovers Special Edition No. 4"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  197. 6:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  198. 7:00 PM Cops "Passaic County, NJ; Albuquerque, NM; Wichita, KS: Stupid Criminals: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  199. 7:30 PM Cops "Sturgis Bike Rally Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  200. Friday Night
  201. 8:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  202. 8:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  203. 9:00 PM Bellator MMA Live
    • LIVE
  204. 11:15 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  205. 11:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  206. Saturday, December 16
  207. 12:00 AM Cops "Fort Worth, TX; Las Vegas, NV; Pierce County, WA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  208. 12:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  209. 1:00 AM Cops "Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  210. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  211. 2:00 AM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  212. 2:30 AM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  213. 3:00 AM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  214. 3:30 AM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  215. 4:00 AM Knife Show/Cutlery Corner
  216. 4:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  217. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  218. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  219. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  220. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  221. 7:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  222. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  223. 8:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  224. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  225. 9:00 AM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  226. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. Saturday Night
  243. 8:00 PM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  244. 11:00 PM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  245. Sunday, December 17
  246. 1:30 AM Cops "High Crimes"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  247. 2:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  248. 2:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  249. 3:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  250. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  251. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 5:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  255. 6:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  256. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 7:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  258. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 9:00 AM Xtreme Off Road "Moab Madness"
    • TV-PG
  262. 9:30 AM Engine Power "Engine Power Space Race"
    • TV-PG
  263. 10:00 AM Truck Tech "Klassy K5 Axle Rebuild"
    • TV-PG
  264. 10:30 AM Detroit Muscle "Barn Find Chevelle: Fuel System and Exhaust"
    • TV-PG
  265. 11:00 AM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  266. 1:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  267. 5:00 PM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  268. Sunday Night
  269. 8:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  270. Monday, December 18
  271. 12:00 AM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  272. 3:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  273. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  274. 4:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  275. 5:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  276. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  277. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  278. 6:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  279. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  280. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 8:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  282. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "To Market, to Market"
    • TV-PG
  284. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Requiem for a Lightweight"
    • TV-PG
  285. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Chief Surgeon Who?"
    • TV-PG
  286. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Moose"
    • TV-PG
  287. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Yankee Doodle Doctor"
    • TV-PG
  288. 11:30 AM Kill Bill: Vol. 1
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  289. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  298. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  299. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  300. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  301. Monday Night
  302. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  303. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  304. 9:00 PM Cops "Guns No.1 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  305. 9:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  306. 10:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  307. 10:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  308. 11:00 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  309. 11:30 PM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Maui County, HI; Maricopa County, AZ: Hide 'n Seek: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  310. Tuesday, December 19
  311. 12:00 AM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Covington, KY; Cincinnati, OH: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  312. 12:30 AM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  313. 1:00 AM Cops "Rescues Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  314. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  315. 2:00 AM Cops "Fresno, CA; Las Vegas, NV; Fresno, CA: Caught in the Act: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  316. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  317. 3:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 5 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  318. 3:30 AM Cops "Seattle/Tacoma"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  319. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 4:30 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  321. 5:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  322. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  324. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Bananas, Crackers and Nuts"
    • TV-PG
  330. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Cowboy"
    • TV-PG
  331. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Henry, Please Come Home"
    • TV-PG
  332. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "I Hate a Mystery"
    • TV-PG
  333. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Germ Warfare"
    • TV-PG
  334. 11:30 AM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  335. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. Tuesday Night
  348. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 10:00 PM I Am Sam Kinison
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. Wednesday, December 20
  354. 12:00 AM I Am Sam Kinison
    • TV-MA  (L)
  355. 2:00 AM I Am Chris Farley
    • TV-14  (L)
    • NR
  356. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  357. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  359. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  360. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  363. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  364. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  365. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  366. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Edwina"
    • TV-PG
  367. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Love Story"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  368. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Ringbanger"
    • TV-PG
  369. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"
    • TV-PG
  370. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Again"
    • TV-PG
  371. 11:30 AM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  372. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 6:00 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  380. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  381. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  382. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  383. Wednesday Night
  384. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  385. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  386. 9:00 PM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  387. Thursday, December 21
  388. 12:00 AM The Italian Job
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  389. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  390. 3:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 11"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  391. 3:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  392. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  393. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  394. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  397. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  398. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  399. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  400. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  401. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  402. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Army-Navy Game"
    • TV-PG
  403. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Sticky Wicket"
    • TV-PG
  404. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Major Fred C. Dobbs"
    • TV-PG
  405. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Ceasefire"
    • TV-PG
  406. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Showtime"
    • TV-PG
  407. 11:30 AM Superman
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  408. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  409. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  410. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  411. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  412. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  413. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  414. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  415. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  416. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  417. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  418. Thursday Night
  419. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  420. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  421. 9:00 PM Saving Private Ryan
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  422. Friday, December 22
  423. 1:00 AM Rambo: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  424. 3:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Albuquerque, NM; Palm Beach, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  425. 3:30 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Palm Beach County, FL; Albuquerque, NM: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  426. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  427. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  428. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  429. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  430. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  431. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  432. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  433. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  434. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  435. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  436. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Divided We Stand"
    • TV-PG
  437. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Radar's Report"
    • TV-PG
  438. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "For the Good of the Outfit"
    • TV-PG
  439. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde"
    • TV-PG
  440. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Kim"
    • TV-PG
  441. 11:30 AM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  442. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  443. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  444. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  445. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  446. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  447. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  448. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  450. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  451. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  452. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  453. Friday Night
  454. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  455. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
  456. 9:00 PM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  457. Saturday, December 23
  458. 12:00 AM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  459. 3:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Chattanooga, TN; Tampa, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  460. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  461. 4:00 AM Knife Show/Cutlery Corner
  462. 4:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  463. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  464. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  465. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  466. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  467. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  468. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  469. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  470. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  471. 9:00 AM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  472. 12:00 PM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  473. 3:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  474. 5:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  475. Saturday Night
  476. 8:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  477. 10:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  478. Sunday, December 24
  479. 1:00 AM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  480. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  481. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  482. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  483. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  484. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  485. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  486. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  487. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  488. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  489. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  490. 9:00 AM Xtreme Off Road "The Jeepster Commando"
    • TV-PG
  491. 9:30 AM Engine Power "Twin Turbo Hellion Power on New LT1 Camaro"
    • TV-PG
  492. 10:00 AM Truck Tech "SuperMax Stage 2 Engine Upgrades"
    • TV-PG
  493. 10:30 AM Detroit Muscle "Chevelle Inside Out"
    • TV-PG
  494. 11:00 AM Casino
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R