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  2. 3:00 AM Cops "Mohawked Cleaning Service"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  3. 3:30 AM Cops "Second Time Around"
    • TV-PG
  4. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  5. 4:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  6. 5:00 AM Ninja Intelli-Sense Kitchen System - with Auto Spiralizer Plus Fettuccine & Spaghetti Blades!
  7. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  8. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  9. 6:30 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  10. 7:00 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  11. 7:30 AM Ninja Intelli-Sense Kitchen System - with Auto Spiralizer Plus Fettuccine & Spaghetti Blades!
  12. 8:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  13. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  14. 9:00 AM Cops "New Jersey"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  15. 9:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  16. 10:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  17. 10:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  18. 11:00 AM Cops "Arizona"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  19. 11:30 AM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  20. 12:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  21. 12:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  22. 1:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  23. 1:30 PM Cops "Nashville, Tennessee"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  24. 2:00 PM Cops "Albuquerque, New Mexico"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  25. 2:30 PM Cops "Bad Girls 2"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  26. 3:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  27. 3:30 PM Cops "Jacksonville"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  28. 4:00 PM Cops "Bible Buddies"
    • TV-PG
  29. 4:30 PM Cops "Mohawked Cleaning Service"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  30. 5:00 PM Cops "Bail Me Out, Boss"
    • TV-PG
  31. 5:30 PM Cops "Second Time Around"
    • TV-PG
  32. 6:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"
    • TV-14
  33. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  34. 7:00 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  35. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  36. Last Night
  37. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With a Chick and a Duck"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  38. 8:30 PM Friends "The One at the Beach"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  39. 9:00 PM The Day After Tomorrow
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  40. Today
  41. 12:00 AM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  42. 2:30 AM Cops "Passaic County, NJ: Jersey Cop: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  43. 3:00 AM Cops "Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  44. 3:30 AM Cops "Las Vegas, NV; Little Rock, AR; Las Vegas, NV: Bizarre Calls: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  45. 4:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  46. 4:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  47. 5:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  48. 5:30 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  49. 6:00 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  50. 6:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  51. 7:00 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  52. 7:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  53. 8:00 AM Battling Balding
  54. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  55. 9:00 AM Bar Rescue "Bare Rescue"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  56. 10:00 AM Bar Rescue "Momster's Ball"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  57. 11:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  58. 1:00 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  59. 3:30 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  60. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Jellyfish"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  61. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the 'Cuffs"
    • TV-14  (S)
  62. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  63. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  64. Tonight
  65. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG
  66. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler in a Box"
    • TV-PG
  67. 9:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  68. 11:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  69. Tomorrow
  70. 2:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  71. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  72. 3:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  73. 3:30 AM Cops "Riverside County, CA; Riverside County, CA; Homestead, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  74. 4:00 AM Yoga Retreat!
  75. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  76. 5:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  77. 5:30 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  78. 6:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  79. 6:30 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  80. 7:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  81. 7:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  82. 8:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  83. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  84. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  85. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad"
    • TV-PG
  86. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Tuttle"
    • TV-PG
  87. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Longjohn Flap"
    • TV-PG
  88. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "5 O'Clock Charlie"
    • TV-PG
  89. 11:30 AM M*A*S*H "Deal Me Out"
    • TV-PG
  90. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "As You Were"
    • TV-PG
  91. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Alcoholics Unanimous"
    • TV-PG
  92. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Adam's Ribs"
    • TV-PG
  93. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Abyssinia, Henry"
    • TV-PG
  94. 2:00 PM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  95. 2:30 PM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  96. 3:00 PM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  97. 3:30 PM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  98. 4:00 PM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  99. 4:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  100. 5:00 PM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Forsyth County, NC; Riverside County, CA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  101. 5:30 PM Cops "What Were They Thinking?"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  102. 6:00 PM Cops "Police Pullovers Special Edition No. 4"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  103. 6:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  104. 7:00 PM Cops "Passaic County, NJ; Albuquerque, NM; Wichita, KS: Stupid Criminals: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  105. 7:30 PM Cops "Sturgis Bike Rally Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  106. Tomorrow Night
  107. 8:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  108. 8:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  109. 9:00 PM Bellator MMA Live
    • LIVE
  110. 11:15 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  111. 11:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  112. Saturday, December 16
  113. 12:00 AM Cops "Fort Worth, TX; Las Vegas, NV; Pierce County, WA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  114. 12:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  115. 1:00 AM Cops "Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  116. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  117. 2:00 AM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  118. 2:30 AM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  119. 3:00 AM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  120. 3:30 AM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  121. 4:00 AM CMA Awards - Live!
  122. 4:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  123. 5:00 AM Cindy Crawford on beauty
  124. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  125. 6:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  126. 6:30 AM Yoga Retreat!
  127. 7:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  128. 7:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  129. 8:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  130. 8:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  131. 9:00 AM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  132. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. Saturday Night
  149. 8:00 PM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  150. 11:00 PM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  151. Sunday, December 17
  152. 1:30 AM Cops "High Crimes"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  153. 2:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  154. 2:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  155. 3:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  156. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  157. 4:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  158. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  159. 5:00 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  160. 5:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  161. 6:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  162. 6:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  163. 7:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  164. 7:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  165. 8:00 AM Get on track with Cue
  166. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  167. 9:00 AM Xtreme Off Road "Moab Madness"
    • TV-PG
  168. 9:30 AM Engine Power "Engine Power Space Race"
    • TV-PG
  169. 10:00 AM Truck Tech "Klassy K5 Axle Rebuild"
    • TV-PG
  170. 10:30 AM Detroit Muscle "Barn Find Chevelle: Fuel System and Exhaust"
    • TV-PG
  171. 11:00 AM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  172. 1:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  173. 5:00 PM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  174. Sunday Night
  175. 8:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  176. Monday, December 18
  177. 12:00 AM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  178. 3:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  179. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  180. 4:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  181. 5:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  182. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  183. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  184. 6:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  185. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  186. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  187. 8:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  188. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  189. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "To Market, to Market"
    • TV-PG
  190. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Requiem for a Lightweight"
    • TV-PG
  191. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Chief Surgeon Who?"
    • TV-PG
  192. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Moose"
    • TV-PG
  193. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Yankee Doodle Doctor"
    • TV-PG
  194. 11:30 AM Kill Bill: Vol. 1
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  195. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  204. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  205. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  206. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  207. Monday Night
  208. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  209. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  210. 9:00 PM Cops "Guns No.1 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  211. 9:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  212. 10:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  213. 10:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  214. 11:00 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  215. 11:30 PM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Maui County, HI; Maricopa County, AZ: Hide 'n Seek: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  216. Tuesday, December 19
  217. 12:00 AM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Covington, KY; Cincinnati, OH: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  218. 12:30 AM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  219. 1:00 AM Cops "Rescues Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  220. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  221. 2:00 AM Cops "Fresno, CA; Las Vegas, NV; Fresno, CA: Caught in the Act: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  222. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  223. 3:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 5 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  224. 3:30 AM Cops "Seattle/Tacoma"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  225. 4:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  226. 4:30 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  227. 5:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  228. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  229. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  230. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 8:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  235. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Bananas, Crackers and Nuts"
    • TV-PG
  236. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Cowboy"
    • TV-PG
  237. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Henry, Please Come Home"
    • TV-PG
  238. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "I Hate a Mystery"
    • TV-PG
  239. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Germ Warfare"
    • TV-PG
  240. 11:30 AM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  241. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. Tuesday Night
  254. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 10:00 PM I Am Sam Kinison
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. Wednesday, December 20
  260. 12:00 AM I Am Sam Kinison
    • TV-MA  (L)
  261. 2:00 AM I Am Chris Farley
    • TV-14  (L)
    • NR
  262. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  263. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  264. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  265. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  266. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  267. 6:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  268. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  269. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  270. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  271. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  272. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Edwina"
    • TV-PG
  273. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Love Story"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  274. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Ringbanger"
    • TV-PG
  275. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"
    • TV-PG
  276. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Again"
    • TV-PG
  277. 11:30 AM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  278. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 6:00 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  286. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  287. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  288. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  289. Wednesday Night
  290. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  291. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  292. 9:00 PM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  293. Thursday, December 21
  294. 12:00 AM The Italian Job
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  295. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  296. 3:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 11"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  297. 3:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  298. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 5:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  301. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Army-Navy Game"
    • TV-PG
  309. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Sticky Wicket"
    • TV-PG
  310. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Major Fred C. Dobbs"
    • TV-PG
  311. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Ceasefire"
    • TV-PG
  312. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Showtime"
    • TV-PG
  313. 11:30 AM Superman
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  314. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  321. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  322. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  323. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  324. Thursday Night
  325. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  326. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  327. 9:00 PM Saving Private Ryan
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  328. Friday, December 22
  329. 1:00 AM Rambo: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  330. 3:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Albuquerque, NM; Palm Beach, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  331. 3:30 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Palm Beach County, FL; Albuquerque, NM: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  332. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  333. 4:30 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  334. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  335. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  336. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  337. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  338. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  339. 7:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  340. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  341. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  342. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Divided We Stand"
    • TV-PG
  343. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Radar's Report"
    • TV-PG
  344. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "For the Good of the Outfit"
    • TV-PG
  345. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde"
    • TV-PG
  346. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Kim"
    • TV-PG
  347. 11:30 AM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  348. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  356. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  357. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  358. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  359. Friday Night
  360. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  361. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
  362. 9:00 PM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  363. Saturday, December 23
  364. 12:00 AM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  365. 3:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Chattanooga, TN; Tampa, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  366. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  367. 4:00 AM Knife Show/Cutlery Corner
  368. 4:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  369. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  373. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  376. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  377. 9:00 AM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  378. 12:00 PM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  379. 3:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  380. 5:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  381. Saturday Night
  382. 8:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  383. 10:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  384. Sunday, December 24
  385. 1:00 AM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  386. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  387. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  388. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  389. 5:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  390. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  391. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  392. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  393. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  394. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 9:00 AM Xtreme Off Road "The Jeepster Commando"
    • TV-PG
  397. 9:30 AM Engine Power "Twin Turbo Hellion Power on New LT1 Camaro"
    • TV-PG
  398. 10:00 AM Truck Tech "SuperMax Stage 2 Engine Upgrades"
    • TV-PG
  399. 10:30 AM Detroit Muscle "Chevelle Inside Out"
    • TV-PG
  400. 11:00 AM Casino
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  401. 3:00 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  402. 5:00 PM Fast Five
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  403. Sunday Night
  404. 8:00 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  405. 10:00 PM Fast Five
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  406. Monday, December 25
  407. 1:00 AM Transporter 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  408. 3:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  409. 3:30 AM Cops "Liar, Liar No. 4"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  410. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  411. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  412. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  413. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  414. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  415. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  416. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  417. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  418. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  419. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  420. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad"
    • TV-PG
  421. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Sis"
    • TV-PG
  422. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Death Takes a Holiday"
    • TV-PG
  423. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "A War for All Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  424. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "'Twas the Day After Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  425. 11:30 AM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  426. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  427. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  428. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  429. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  430. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  431. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  432. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  433. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  434. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  435. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  436. Monday Night
  437. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  438. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  439. 9:00 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  440. Tuesday, December 26
  441. 12:30 AM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  442. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  443. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  444. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  445. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  446. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  447. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  448. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  449. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  450. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  451. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  452. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)"
    • TV-PG
  453. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Trial of Henry Blake"
    • TV-PG
  454. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Three"
    • TV-PG
  455. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Sniper"
    • TV-PG
  456. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Carry On, Hawkeye"
    • TV-PG
  457. 11:30 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  458. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  459. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  460. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  461. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  462. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  463. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  464. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  465. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  466. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey"
    • TV-PG
  467. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cop"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  468. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  469. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Can't Flirt"
    • TV-PG
  470. Tuesday Night
  471. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ball"
    • TV-PG
  472. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Big Break"
    • TV-PG
  473. 9:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  474. 11:30 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  475. Wednesday, December 27
  476. 2:00 AM Cops "Spokane, WA; Jacksonville, FL; Philadelphia, PA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  477. 2:30 AM Cops "War on Drugs: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)