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  2. 6:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  3. 7:00 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  4. 7:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  5. 8:00 AM Get on track with Cue
  6. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  7. 9:00 AM Xtreme Off Road "Commando Drivetrain"
    • TV-PG
  8. 9:30 AM Engine Power "Next Gen Nova"
    • TV-PG
  9. 10:00 AM Truck Tech "SuperMax Stage 2 Final Mods"
    • TV-PG
  10. 10:30 AM Detroit Muscle "Barn Find Chevelle: The Supercharged Plumber"
    • TV-PG
  11. 11:00 AM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  12. 1:00 PM The Lincoln Lawyer
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  13. 4:00 PM Training Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  14. 6:30 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  15. Last Night
  16. 8:30 PM Training Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  17. 11:00 PM The Lincoln Lawyer
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  18. Today
  19. 2:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls Mardi Gras Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  20. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  21. 3:00 AM Cops "Portland, OR; Maricopa County, AZ; San Bernardino, CA: Rescue 2: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  22. 3:30 AM Cops "New Jersey"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  23. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  24. 4:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  25. 5:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  26. 5:30 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  27. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  28. 6:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  29. 7:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  30. 7:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  31. 8:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  32. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  33. 9:00 AM Cops "Nothing to See Here"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  34. 9:30 AM Cops "I'll Raise My Voice Right Back!"
    • TV-PG
  35. 10:00 AM Cops "Not My Text Messages"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  36. 10:30 AM Cops "Fight and Flight"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  37. 11:00 AM Cops "Brotherly Love"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  38. 11:30 AM Cops "Pistol Packin' Families"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  39. 12:00 PM Cops "Jacksonville"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  40. 12:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  41. 1:00 PM Cops "Spokane, WA; Portland, OR; Wichita, KS: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  42. 1:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  43. 2:00 PM Cops "Riverside County, CA; Pierce County, WA; Forsyth County, NC: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  44. 2:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  45. 3:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  46. 3:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  47. 4:00 PM Cops "Arizona"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  48. 4:30 PM Cops "Seattle/Tacoma"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  49. 5:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  50. 5:30 PM Cops "Atlanta, Chattanooga, Des Moines: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  51. 6:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  52. 6:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  53. 7:00 PM Cops "Lakewood, WA; Little Rock, AR; Fort Worth, TX: Resisting Arrest 2: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  54. 7:30 PM Cops "Anger Management"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  55. Tonight
  56. 8:00 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  57. 8:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  58. 9:00 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  59. 9:30 PM Cops "Jacksonville: AMW Crossover Follow-Up"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  60. 10:00 PM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Santa Ana, CA; Las Vegas, NV: High Times: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  61. 10:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  62. 11:00 PM Cops "Spokane, WA; Portland, OR; Wichita, KS: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  63. 11:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  64. Tomorrow
  65. 12:00 AM Cops "Nothing to See Here"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  66. 12:30 AM Cops "Not My Text Messages"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  67. 1:00 AM Cops "Brotherly Love"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  68. 1:30 AM Cops "I'll Raise My Voice Right Back!"
    • TV-PG
  69. 2:00 AM Cops "Fight and Flight"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  70. 2:30 AM Cops "Pistol Packin' Families"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  71. 3:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  72. 3:30 AM Cops "Ho! Ho! Ho! No. 10"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  73. 4:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  74. 4:30 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  75. 5:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  76. 5:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  77. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  78. 6:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  79. 7:00 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  80. 7:30 AM Busted and Caught on Tape!
  81. 8:00 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  82. 8:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  83. 9:00 AM Bar Rescue "Desi, You Got Some 'Splainin' To Do"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  84. 10:00 AM Bar Rescue "How to Train Your Goldfish"
    • TV-PG
  85. 11:00 AM Bar Rescue "Ice, Mice, Baby"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  86. 12:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Viva Las Angels"
    • TV-14  (L)
  87. 1:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Bigger'n Dallas"
    • TV-14  (L)
  88. 2:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Angels in Hotlanta"
    • TV-14  (L)
  89. 3:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Moons Over Miami"
    • TV-14  (L)
  90. 4:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Smells Like Seattle Spirit"
    • TV-14  (L)
  91. 5:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Golden Gate Angels"
    • TV-14  (L)
  92. 6:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Steel City Showdown"
    • TV-14  (L)
  93. 7:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Keep Austin Inked"
    • TV-14  (L)
  94. Tomorrow Night
  95. 8:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Music City Ink"
    • TV-14  (L)
  96. 9:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Angels in the Big Easy"
    • TV-14  (L)
  97. 10:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Angels of the Inner Harbor"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  98. 11:00 PM Tattoo Nightmares "Gus Scratches Back"
    • TV-14
  99. 11:30 PM Tattoo Nightmares "Mermaids, Goblins and Snakes Oh My!"
    • TV-14
  100. Wednesday, December 13
  101. 12:00 AM Tattoo Nightmares "Broke and Branded"
    • TV-14
  102. 12:30 AM Tattoo Nightmares "Cops and Rockers"
    • TV-14
  103. 1:00 AM Ink Master: Angels "Angels of the Inner Harbor"
    • TV-14  (L)
  104. 2:00 AM Cops "Bible Buddies"
    • TV-PG
  105. 2:30 AM Cops "Bail Me Out, Boss"
    • TV-PG
  106. 3:00 AM Cops "Mohawked Cleaning Service"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  107. 3:30 AM Cops "Second Time Around"
    • TV-PG
  108. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  109. 4:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  110. 5:00 AM Ninja Intelli-Sense Kitchen System - with Auto Spiralizer Plus Fettuccine & Spaghetti Blades!
  111. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  112. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  113. 6:30 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  114. 7:00 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  115. 7:30 AM Ninja Intelli-Sense Kitchen System - with Auto Spiralizer Plus Fettuccine & Spaghetti Blades!
  116. 8:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  117. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  118. 9:00 AM Cops "New Jersey"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  119. 9:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  120. 10:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  121. 10:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  122. 11:00 AM Cops "Arizona"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  123. 11:30 AM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  124. 12:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  125. 12:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  126. 1:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  127. 1:30 PM Cops "Nashville, Tennessee"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  128. 2:00 PM Cops "Albuquerque, New Mexico"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  129. 2:30 PM Cops "Bad Girls 2"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  130. 3:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  131. 3:30 PM Cops "Jacksonville"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  132. 4:00 PM Cops "Bible Buddies"
    • TV-PG
  133. 4:30 PM Cops "Mohawked Cleaning Service"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  134. 5:00 PM Cops "Bail Me Out, Boss"
    • TV-PG
  135. 5:30 PM Cops "Second Time Around"
    • TV-PG
  136. 6:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"
    • TV-14
  137. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  138. 7:00 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  139. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  140. Wednesday Night
  141. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With a Chick and a Duck"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  142. 8:30 PM Friends "The One at the Beach"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  143. 9:00 PM The Day After Tomorrow
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  144. Thursday, December 14
  145. 12:00 AM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  146. 2:30 AM Cops "Passaic County, NJ: Jersey Cop: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  147. 3:00 AM Cops "Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  148. 3:30 AM Cops "Las Vegas, NV; Little Rock, AR; Las Vegas, NV: Bizarre Calls: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  149. 4:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  150. 4:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  151. 5:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  152. 5:30 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  153. 6:00 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  154. 6:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  155. 7:00 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  156. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  157. 8:00 AM Battling Balding
  158. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  159. 9:00 AM Bar Rescue "Bare Rescue"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  160. 10:00 AM Bar Rescue "Momster's Ball"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  161. 11:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  162. 1:00 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  163. 3:30 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  164. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Jellyfish"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  165. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the 'Cuffs"
    • TV-14  (S)
  166. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  167. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  168. Thursday Night
  169. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG
  170. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler in a Box"
    • TV-PG
  171. 9:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  172. 11:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  173. Friday, December 15
  174. 2:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  175. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  176. 3:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  177. 3:30 AM Cops "Riverside County, CA; Riverside County, CA; Homestead, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  178. 4:00 AM Yoga Retreat!
  179. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  180. 5:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  181. 5:30 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  182. 6:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  183. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  184. 7:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  185. 7:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  186. 8:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  187. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  188. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  189. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad"
    • TV-PG
  190. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Tuttle"
    • TV-PG
  191. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Longjohn Flap"
    • TV-PG
  192. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "5 O'Clock Charlie"
    • TV-PG
  193. 11:30 AM M*A*S*H "Deal Me Out"
    • TV-PG
  194. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "As You Were"
    • TV-PG
  195. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Alcoholics Unanimous"
    • TV-PG
  196. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Adam's Ribs"
    • TV-PG
  197. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Abyssinia, Henry"
    • TV-PG
  198. 2:00 PM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  199. 2:30 PM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  200. 3:00 PM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  201. 3:30 PM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  202. 4:00 PM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  203. 4:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  204. 5:00 PM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Forsyth County, NC; Riverside County, CA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  205. 5:30 PM Cops "What Were They Thinking?"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  206. 6:00 PM Cops "Police Pullovers Special Edition No. 4"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  207. 6:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  208. 7:00 PM Cops "Passaic County, NJ; Albuquerque, NM; Wichita, KS: Stupid Criminals: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  209. 7:30 PM Cops "Sturgis Bike Rally Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  210. Friday Night
  211. 8:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  212. 8:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  213. 9:00 PM Bellator MMA Live
    • LIVE
  214. 11:15 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  215. 11:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  216. Saturday, December 16
  217. 12:00 AM Cops "Fort Worth, TX; Las Vegas, NV; Pierce County, WA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  218. 12:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  219. 1:00 AM Cops "Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  220. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  221. 2:00 AM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  222. 2:30 AM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  223. 3:00 AM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  224. 3:30 AM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  225. 4:00 AM Knife Show/Cutlery Corner
  226. 4:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  227. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  228. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  229. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 7:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  232. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 8:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  234. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 9:00 AM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  236. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. Saturday Night
  253. 8:00 PM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  254. 11:00 PM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  255. Sunday, December 17
  256. 1:30 AM Cops "High Crimes"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  257. 2:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  258. 2:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  259. 3:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  260. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  261. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 5:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  265. 6:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  266. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 7:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  268. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 9:00 AM Xtreme Off Road "Moab Madness"
    • TV-PG
  272. 9:30 AM Engine Power "Engine Power Space Race"
    • TV-PG
  273. 10:00 AM Truck Tech "Klassy K5 Axle Rebuild"
    • TV-PG
  274. 10:30 AM Detroit Muscle "Barn Find Chevelle: Fuel System and Exhaust"
    • TV-PG
  275. 11:00 AM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  276. 1:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  277. 5:00 PM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  278. Sunday Night
  279. 8:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  280. Monday, December 18
  281. 12:00 AM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  282. 3:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  283. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  284. 4:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  285. 5:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  286. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  287. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  288. 6:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  289. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  290. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 8:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  292. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "To Market, to Market"
    • TV-PG
  294. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Requiem for a Lightweight"
    • TV-PG
  295. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Chief Surgeon Who?"
    • TV-PG
  296. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Moose"
    • TV-PG
  297. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Yankee Doodle Doctor"
    • TV-PG
  298. 11:30 AM Kill Bill: Vol. 1
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  299. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  308. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  309. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  310. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  311. Monday Night
  312. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  313. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  314. 9:00 PM Cops "Guns No.1 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  315. 9:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  316. 10:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  317. 10:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  318. 11:00 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  319. 11:30 PM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Maui County, HI; Maricopa County, AZ: Hide 'n Seek: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  320. Tuesday, December 19
  321. 12:00 AM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Covington, KY; Cincinnati, OH: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  322. 12:30 AM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  323. 1:00 AM Cops "Rescues Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  324. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  325. 2:00 AM Cops "Fresno, CA; Las Vegas, NV; Fresno, CA: Caught in the Act: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  326. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  327. 3:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 5 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  328. 3:30 AM Cops "Seattle/Tacoma"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  329. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  330. 4:30 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  331. 5:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  332. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  334. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Bananas, Crackers and Nuts"
    • TV-PG
  340. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Cowboy"
    • TV-PG
  341. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Henry, Please Come Home"
    • TV-PG
  342. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "I Hate a Mystery"
    • TV-PG
  343. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Germ Warfare"
    • TV-PG
  344. 11:30 AM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  345. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. Tuesday Night
  358. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 10:00 PM I Am Sam Kinison
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. Wednesday, December 20
  364. 12:00 AM I Am Sam Kinison
    • TV-MA  (L)
  365. 2:00 AM I Am Chris Farley
    • TV-14  (L)
    • NR
  366. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  367. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  369. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  370. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  371. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  372. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Edwina"
    • TV-PG
  377. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Love Story"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  378. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Ringbanger"
    • TV-PG
  379. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"
    • TV-PG
  380. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Again"
    • TV-PG
  381. 11:30 AM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  382. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 6:00 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  390. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  391. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  392. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  393. Wednesday Night
  394. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  395. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  396. 9:00 PM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  397. Thursday, December 21
  398. 12:00 AM The Italian Job
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  399. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  400. 3:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 11"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  401. 3:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  402. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  403. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  404. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  405. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  406. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  407. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  408. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  409. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  410. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  411. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  412. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Army-Navy Game"
    • TV-PG
  413. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Sticky Wicket"
    • TV-PG
  414. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Major Fred C. Dobbs"
    • TV-PG
  415. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Ceasefire"
    • TV-PG
  416. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Showtime"
    • TV-PG
  417. 11:30 AM Superman
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  418. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  419. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  420. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  421. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  422. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  423. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  424. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  425. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  426. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  427. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  428. Thursday Night
  429. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  430. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  431. 9:00 PM Saving Private Ryan
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  432. Friday, December 22
  433. 1:00 AM Rambo: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  434. 3:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Albuquerque, NM; Palm Beach, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  435. 3:30 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Palm Beach County, FL; Albuquerque, NM: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  436. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  437. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  438. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  439. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  440. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  441. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  442. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  443. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  444. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  445. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  446. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Divided We Stand"
    • TV-PG
  447. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Radar's Report"
    • TV-PG
  448. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "For the Good of the Outfit"
    • TV-PG
  449. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde"
    • TV-PG
  450. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Kim"
    • TV-PG
  451. 11:30 AM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  452. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  453. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  454. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  455. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  456. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  457. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  458. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  459. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  460. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  461. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  462. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  463. Friday Night
  464. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  465. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
  466. 9:00 PM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  467. Saturday, December 23
  468. 12:00 AM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  469. 3:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Chattanooga, TN; Tampa, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  470. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  471. 4:00 AM Knife Show/Cutlery Corner
  472. 4:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  473. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  474. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  475. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  476. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  477. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  478. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  479. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  480. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  481. 9:00 AM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  482. 12:00 PM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  483. 3:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  484. 5:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  485. Saturday Night
  486. 8:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  487. 10:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  488. Sunday, December 24
  489. 1:00 AM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  490. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  491. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  492. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  493. 5:30 AM Paid Programming