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  2. 10:00 PM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Santa Ana, CA; Las Vegas, NV: High Times: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  3. 10:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  4. 11:00 PM Cops "Spokane, WA; Portland, OR; Wichita, KS: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  5. 11:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  6. Today
  7. 12:00 AM Cops "Nothing to See Here"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  8. 12:30 AM Cops "Not My Text Messages"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  9. 1:00 AM Cops "Brotherly Love"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  10. 1:30 AM Cops "I'll Raise My Voice Right Back!"
    • TV-PG
  11. 2:00 AM Cops "Fight and Flight"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  12. 2:30 AM Cops "Pistol Packin' Families"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  13. 3:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  14. 3:30 AM Cops "Ho! Ho! Ho! No. 10"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  15. 4:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  16. 4:30 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  17. 5:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  18. 5:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  19. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  20. 6:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  21. 7:00 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  22. 7:30 AM Busted and Caught on Tape!
  23. 8:00 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  24. 8:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  25. 9:00 AM Bar Rescue "Desi, You Got Some 'Splainin' To Do"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  26. 10:00 AM Bar Rescue "How to Train Your Goldfish"
    • TV-PG
  27. 11:00 AM Bar Rescue "Ice, Mice, Baby"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  28. 12:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Viva Las Angels"
    • TV-14  (L)
  29. 1:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Bigger'n Dallas"
    • TV-14  (L)
  30. 2:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Angels in Hotlanta"
    • TV-14  (L)
  31. 3:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Moons Over Miami"
    • TV-14  (L)
  32. 4:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Smells Like Seattle Spirit"
    • TV-14  (L)
  33. 5:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Golden Gate Angels"
    • TV-14  (L)
  34. 6:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Steel City Showdown"
    • TV-14  (L)
  35. 7:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Keep Austin Inked"
    • TV-14  (L)
  36. Tonight
  37. 8:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Music City Ink"
    • TV-14  (L)
  38. 9:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Angels in the Big Easy"
    • TV-14  (L)
  39. 10:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Angels of the Inner Harbor"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  40. 11:00 PM Tattoo Nightmares "Gus Scratches Back"
    • TV-14
  41. 11:30 PM Tattoo Nightmares "Mermaids, Goblins and Snakes Oh My!"
    • TV-14
  42. Tomorrow
  43. 12:00 AM Tattoo Nightmares "Broke and Branded"
    • TV-14
  44. 12:30 AM Tattoo Nightmares "Cops and Rockers"
    • TV-14
  45. 1:00 AM Ink Master: Angels "Angels of the Inner Harbor"
    • TV-14  (L)
  46. 2:00 AM Cops "Bible Buddies"
    • TV-PG
  47. 2:30 AM Cops "Bail Me Out, Boss"
    • TV-PG
  48. 3:00 AM Cops "Mohawked Cleaning Service"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  49. 3:30 AM Cops "Second Time Around"
    • TV-PG
  50. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  51. 4:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  52. 5:00 AM Ninja Intelli-Sense Kitchen System - with Auto Spiralizer Plus Fettuccine & Spaghetti Blades!
  53. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  54. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  55. 6:30 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  56. 7:00 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  57. 7:30 AM Ninja Intelli-Sense Kitchen System - with Auto Spiralizer Plus Fettuccine & Spaghetti Blades!
  58. 8:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  59. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  60. 9:00 AM Cops "New Jersey"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  61. 9:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  62. 10:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  63. 10:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  64. 11:00 AM Cops "Arizona"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  65. 11:30 AM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  66. 12:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  67. 12:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  68. 1:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  69. 1:30 PM Cops "Nashville, Tennessee"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  70. 2:00 PM Cops "Albuquerque, New Mexico"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  71. 2:30 PM Cops "Bad Girls 2"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  72. 3:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  73. 3:30 PM Cops "Jacksonville"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  74. 4:00 PM Cops "Bible Buddies"
    • TV-PG
  75. 4:30 PM Cops "Mohawked Cleaning Service"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  76. 5:00 PM Cops "Bail Me Out, Boss"
    • TV-PG
  77. 5:30 PM Cops "Second Time Around"
    • TV-PG
  78. 6:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"
    • TV-14
  79. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  80. 7:00 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  81. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  82. Tomorrow Night
  83. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With a Chick and a Duck"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  84. 8:30 PM Friends "The One at the Beach"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  85. 9:00 PM The Day After Tomorrow
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  86. Thursday, December 14
  87. 12:00 AM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  88. 2:30 AM Cops "Passaic County, NJ: Jersey Cop: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  89. 3:00 AM Cops "Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  90. 3:30 AM Cops "Las Vegas, NV; Little Rock, AR; Las Vegas, NV: Bizarre Calls: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  91. 4:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  92. 4:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  93. 5:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  94. 5:30 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  95. 6:00 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  96. 6:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  97. 7:00 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  98. 7:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  99. 8:00 AM Battling Balding
  100. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  101. 9:00 AM Bar Rescue "Bare Rescue"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  102. 10:00 AM Bar Rescue "Momster's Ball"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  103. 11:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  104. 1:00 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  105. 3:30 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  106. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Jellyfish"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  107. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the 'Cuffs"
    • TV-14  (S)
  108. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  109. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  110. Thursday Night
  111. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG
  112. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler in a Box"
    • TV-PG
  113. 9:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  114. 11:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  115. Friday, December 15
  116. 2:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  117. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  118. 3:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  119. 3:30 AM Cops "Riverside County, CA; Riverside County, CA; Homestead, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  120. 4:00 AM Yoga Retreat!
  121. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  122. 5:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  123. 5:30 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  124. 6:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  125. 6:30 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  126. 7:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  127. 7:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  128. 8:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  129. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  130. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  131. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad"
    • TV-PG
  132. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Tuttle"
    • TV-PG
  133. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Longjohn Flap"
    • TV-PG
  134. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "5 O'Clock Charlie"
    • TV-PG
  135. 11:30 AM M*A*S*H "Deal Me Out"
    • TV-PG
  136. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "As You Were"
    • TV-PG
  137. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Alcoholics Unanimous"
    • TV-PG
  138. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Adam's Ribs"
    • TV-PG
  139. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Abyssinia, Henry"
    • TV-PG
  140. 2:00 PM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  141. 2:30 PM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  142. 3:00 PM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  143. 3:30 PM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  144. 4:00 PM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  145. 4:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  146. 5:00 PM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Forsyth County, NC; Riverside County, CA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  147. 5:30 PM Cops "What Were They Thinking?"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  148. 6:00 PM Cops "Police Pullovers Special Edition No. 4"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  149. 6:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  150. 7:00 PM Cops "Passaic County, NJ; Albuquerque, NM; Wichita, KS: Stupid Criminals: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  151. 7:30 PM Cops "Sturgis Bike Rally Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  152. Friday Night
  153. 8:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  154. 8:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  155. 9:00 PM Bellator MMA Live
    • LIVE
  156. 11:15 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  157. 11:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  158. Saturday, December 16
  159. 12:00 AM Cops "Fort Worth, TX; Las Vegas, NV; Pierce County, WA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  160. 12:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  161. 1:00 AM Cops "Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  162. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  163. 2:00 AM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  164. 2:30 AM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  165. 3:00 AM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  166. 3:30 AM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  167. 4:00 AM Knife Show/Cutlery Corner
  168. 4:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  169. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  170. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  171. 6:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  172. 6:30 AM Yoga Retreat!
  173. 7:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  174. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  175. 8:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  176. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  177. 9:00 AM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  178. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. Saturday Night
  195. 8:00 PM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  196. 11:00 PM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  197. Sunday, December 17
  198. 1:30 AM Cops "High Crimes"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  199. 2:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  200. 2:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  201. 3:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  202. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  203. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 5:00 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  206. 5:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  207. 6:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  208. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  209. 7:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  210. 7:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  211. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  212. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  213. 9:00 AM Xtreme Off Road "Moab Madness"
    • TV-PG
  214. 9:30 AM Engine Power "Engine Power Space Race"
    • TV-PG
  215. 10:00 AM Truck Tech "Klassy K5 Axle Rebuild"
    • TV-PG
  216. 10:30 AM Detroit Muscle "Barn Find Chevelle: Fuel System and Exhaust"
    • TV-PG
  217. 11:00 AM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  218. 1:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  219. 5:00 PM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  220. Sunday Night
  221. 8:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  222. Monday, December 18
  223. 12:00 AM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  224. 3:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  225. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  226. 4:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  227. 5:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  228. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  229. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  230. 6:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  231. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  232. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 8:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  234. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "To Market, to Market"
    • TV-PG
  236. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Requiem for a Lightweight"
    • TV-PG
  237. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Chief Surgeon Who?"
    • TV-PG
  238. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Moose"
    • TV-PG
  239. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Yankee Doodle Doctor"
    • TV-PG
  240. 11:30 AM Kill Bill: Vol. 1
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  241. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  250. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  251. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  252. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  253. Monday Night
  254. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  255. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  256. 9:00 PM Cops "Guns No.1 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  257. 9:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  258. 10:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  259. 10:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  260. 11:00 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  261. 11:30 PM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Maui County, HI; Maricopa County, AZ: Hide 'n Seek: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  262. Tuesday, December 19
  263. 12:00 AM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Covington, KY; Cincinnati, OH: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  264. 12:30 AM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  265. 1:00 AM Cops "Rescues Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  266. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  267. 2:00 AM Cops "Fresno, CA; Las Vegas, NV; Fresno, CA: Caught in the Act: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  268. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  269. 3:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 5 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  270. 3:30 AM Cops "Seattle/Tacoma"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  271. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 4:30 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  273. 5:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  274. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  275. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  276. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  277. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  278. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  279. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Bananas, Crackers and Nuts"
    • TV-PG
  282. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Cowboy"
    • TV-PG
  283. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Henry, Please Come Home"
    • TV-PG
  284. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "I Hate a Mystery"
    • TV-PG
  285. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Germ Warfare"
    • TV-PG
  286. 11:30 AM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  287. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. Tuesday Night
  300. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 10:00 PM I Am Sam Kinison
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. Wednesday, December 20
  306. 12:00 AM I Am Sam Kinison
    • TV-MA  (L)
  307. 2:00 AM I Am Chris Farley
    • TV-14  (L)
    • NR
  308. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  309. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  310. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  317. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  318. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Edwina"
    • TV-PG
  319. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Love Story"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  320. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Ringbanger"
    • TV-PG
  321. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"
    • TV-PG
  322. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Again"
    • TV-PG
  323. 11:30 AM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  324. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 6:00 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  332. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  333. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  334. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  335. Wednesday Night
  336. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  337. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  338. 9:00 PM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  339. Thursday, December 21
  340. 12:00 AM The Italian Job
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  341. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  342. 3:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 11"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  343. 3:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  344. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  349. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Army-Navy Game"
    • TV-PG
  355. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Sticky Wicket"
    • TV-PG
  356. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Major Fred C. Dobbs"
    • TV-PG
  357. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Ceasefire"
    • TV-PG
  358. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Showtime"
    • TV-PG
  359. 11:30 AM Superman
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  360. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  367. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  368. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  369. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  370. Thursday Night
  371. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  372. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  373. 9:00 PM Saving Private Ryan
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  374. Friday, December 22
  375. 1:00 AM Rambo: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  376. 3:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Albuquerque, NM; Palm Beach, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  377. 3:30 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Palm Beach County, FL; Albuquerque, NM: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  378. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  379. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  380. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  382. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  383. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  384. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  385. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  386. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  387. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  388. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Divided We Stand"
    • TV-PG
  389. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Radar's Report"
    • TV-PG
  390. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "For the Good of the Outfit"
    • TV-PG
  391. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde"
    • TV-PG
  392. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Kim"
    • TV-PG
  393. 11:30 AM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  394. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  397. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  398. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  402. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  403. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  404. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  405. Friday Night
  406. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  407. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
  408. 9:00 PM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  409. Saturday, December 23
  410. 12:00 AM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  411. 3:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Chattanooga, TN; Tampa, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  412. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  413. 4:00 AM Knife Show/Cutlery Corner
  414. 4:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  415. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  416. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  417. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  418. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  419. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  420. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  421. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  422. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  423. 9:00 AM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  424. 12:00 PM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  425. 3:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  426. 5:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  427. Saturday Night
  428. 8:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  429. 10:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  430. Sunday, December 24
  431. 1:00 AM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  432. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  433. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  434. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  435. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  436. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  437. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  438. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  439. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  440. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  441. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  442. 9:00 AM Xtreme Off Road "The Jeepster Commando"
    • TV-PG
  443. 9:30 AM Engine Power "Twin Turbo Hellion Power on New LT1 Camaro"
    • TV-PG
  444. 10:00 AM Truck Tech "SuperMax Stage 2 Engine Upgrades"
    • TV-PG
  445. 10:30 AM Detroit Muscle "Chevelle Inside Out"
    • TV-PG
  446. 11:00 AM Casino
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  447. 3:00 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  448. 5:00 PM Fast Five
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  449. Sunday Night
  450. 8:00 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  451. 10:00 PM Fast Five
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  452. Monday, December 25
  453. 1:00 AM Transporter 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  454. 3:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  455. 3:30 AM Cops "Liar, Liar No. 4"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  456. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  457. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  458. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  459. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  460. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  461. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  462. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  463. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  464. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  465. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  466. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad"
    • TV-PG
  467. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Sis"
    • TV-PG
  468. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Death Takes a Holiday"
    • TV-PG
  469. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "A War for All Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  470. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "'Twas the Day After Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  471. 11:30 AM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  472. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  473. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  474. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  475. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  476. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  477. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  478. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  479. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  480. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  481. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  482. Monday Night
  483. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  484. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  485. 9:00 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13