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  1. Yesterday
  2. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  3. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Las Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  4. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Mother Tucker"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  5. Last Night
  6. 8:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Star Spangled Magic"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D)
  7. 9:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Bill Nye"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D)
  8. 9:30 PM Significant Mother "Suffering & Scuccotash"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  9. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pitch"
    • TV-PG
  10. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  11. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Labor Pains"
    • TV-PG
  12. 11:30 PM Family Guy "3 Acts of God"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  13. Today
  14. 12:00 AM American Dad "G-String Circus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  15. 12:30 AM The Cleveland Show "The Hangover Part Tubbs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  16. 1:00 AM The King of Queens "Doug Less"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  17. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Jazz Records"
    • TV-PG
  18. 2:00 AM Community "The First Chang Dynasty"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  19. 2:30 AM Community "Social Psychology"
    • TV-14  (D)
  20. 3:00 AM Family Guy "Brian Writes a Bestseller"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  21. 3:30 AM King of the Hill "Square Peg"
    • TV-PG
  22. 4:00 AM American Dad "Stan Knows Best"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  23. 4:30 AM Divorce Court "Watts vs. Jennings"
    • TV-PG
  24. 5:00 AM The Office "Initiation"
    • TV-14
  25. 5:30 AM The Office "Spooked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 6:00 AM AgDay
    • TV-PG
  27. 6:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Hill vs. Harris"
    • TV-14
  28. 7:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  29. 8:00 AM SJR Hot Jobs
  30. 8:30 AM The People's Court "Fashion Fiasco"
    • TV-PG
  31. 9:30 AM Divorce Court "Figgins vs. Lazard"
    • TV-PG
  32. 10:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  33. 11:00 AM The People's Court "Drunk Driving Dilemma"
    • TV-PG
  34. 12:00 PM Hot Bench "Come to Court With Clean Hands!; Hookah Lounge Fallout"
    • TV-G
  35. 12:30 PM Hot Bench "Caught Cheating ... Douse Ex With Bleach?"
    • TV-G
  36. 1:00 PM The Queen Latifah Show "The Sexy Men of The Young and the Restless and the Outspoken Senator's Daughter: Meghan McCain"
    • TV-PG
  37. 2:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  38. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Time to Expose My Cheating Girl!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 4:00 PM The Middle "The Neighbor"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  40. 4:30 PM The Middle "The Name"
    • TV-PG
  41. 5:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Life With Lucci"
    • TV-PG
  42. 5:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "I'm With the Band"
    • TV-PG
  43. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 7:00 PM Modern Family "A Hard Jay's Night"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  46. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Dance Dance Revelation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  47. Tonight
  48. 8:00 PM The Flash "Out of Time"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  49. 9:00 PM iZombie "Dead Rat, Live Rat, Brown Rat, White Rat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  50. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Ticket"
    • TV-PG
  51. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  52. 11:00 PM The Simpsons
    • TV-PG
  53. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Fresh Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  54. Tomorrow
  55. 12:00 AM American Dad "Rapture's Delight"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  56. 12:30 AM The Cleveland Show "California Dreamin' (All the Cleves Are Brown)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  57. 1:00 AM The King of Queens "Doug Less"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  58. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Slave"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  59. 2:00 AM Community "Introduction to Finality"
    • TV-PG
  60. 2:30 AM Community "Advanced Criminal Law"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  61. 3:00 AM Family Guy "Road to the North Pole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  62. 3:30 AM King of the Hill "The Order of the Straight Arrow"
    • TV-PG
  63. 4:00 AM American Dad "Francine's Flashback"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  64. 4:30 AM Divorce Court "Figgins vs. Lazard"
    • TV-PG
  65. 5:00 AM The Office "Diwali"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  66. 5:30 AM The Office "Doomsday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 6:00 AM AgDay
    • TV-PG
  68. 6:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Jefferson vs. Singleton"
    • TV-14
  69. 7:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  70. 8:00 AM SJR Hot Jobs
  71. 8:30 AM The People's Court "Flea Fiasco"
    • TV-PG
  72. 9:30 AM Divorce Court "Fields vs. Fields"
    • TV-PG
  73. 10:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  74. 11:00 AM The People's Court "Bankruptcy Scam"
    • TV-PG
  75. 12:00 PM Hot Bench "Pitbull vs. Chihuahua; Love and Liability"
    • TV-G
  76. 12:30 PM Hot Bench "Woman Falls From Ledge!"
    • TV-G
  77. 1:00 PM The Queen Latifah Show "Comedian Mike Epps on Co-Starring With Queen in the New HBO Bessie Smith Biopic. And Actor Jaleel White on Dancing With the Stars"
    • TV-PG
  78. 2:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  79. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Furious Females Confront Their Lovers!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 4:00 PM The Middle "The Interview"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  81. 4:30 PM The Middle "The Bachelor"
    • TV-PG
  82. 5:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Lost Loves"
    • TV-PG
  83. 5:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Tangled Web"
    • TV-PG
  84. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  85. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Australia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  87. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Boys' Night"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  88. Tomorrow Night
  89. 8:00 PM America's Next Top Model "The Guy Who Gets a Hickey"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  90. 9:00 PM A Wicked Offer "Wurst Taste Scenario"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (L)
  91. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wallet"
    • TV-PG
  92. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  93. 11:00 PM The Simpsons
    • TV-PG
  94. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  95. Thursday, September 3
  96. 12:00 AM American Dad "Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  97. 12:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Who Done Did It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  98. 1:00 AM The King of Queens "Affidavit Justice"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  99. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Lateness"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  100. 2:00 AM Community "Anthropology 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  101. 2:30 AM Community "Football, Feminism and You"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  102. 3:00 AM Family Guy "Road to the North Pole"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  103. 3:30 AM King of the Hill "Luanne's Saga"
    • TV-PG
  104. 4:00 AM American Dad "Roger Codger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  105. 4:30 AM Divorce Court "Fields vs. Fields"
    • TV-PG
  106. 5:00 AM The Office "Branch Closing"
    • TV-14
  107. 5:30 AM The Office "Pam's Replacement"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 6:00 AM AgDay
    • TV-PG
  109. 6:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Grier vs. Thompson/Toles"
    • TV-14
  110. 7:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  111. 8:00 AM No defrosting or preheating
  112. 8:30 AM The People's Court "Bad Boss Battle"
    • TV-PG
  113. 9:30 AM Divorce Court "Hadden vs. Hadden"
    • TV-PG
  114. 10:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  115. 11:00 AM The People's Court "Concert Crowd Surfing Chaos"
    • TV-PG
  116. 12:00 PM Hot Bench "Swingers, Lesbians and a 40-Year Age Difference?!; Have You Seen My Teacup Yorkie?!"
    • TV-G
  117. 12:30 PM Hot Bench "Public Relations Defamation?!; Friends Bound by Debt!"
    • TV-G
  118. 1:00 PM The Queen Latifah Show "Acclaimed Comedian Kevin Nealon on How You Can Be Funny Too. Plus, Grammy Award-Winning Latin Superstar, Jon Secada"
    • TV-PG
  119. 2:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  120. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Foul Play and DNA!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 4:00 PM The Middle "The Yelling"
    • TV-PG
  122. 4:30 PM The Middle "Dollar Days"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  123. 5:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Hot & Heavy"
    • TV-PG
  124. 5:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Rubber Ball"
    • TV-PG
  125. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  126. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  127. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Sleeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  128. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  129. Thursday Night
  130. 8:00 PM Beauty and the Beast "Patient X"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  131. 9:00 PM Arrow "Broken Arrow"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  132. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Watch"
    • TV-PG
  133. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  134. 11:00 PM The Simpsons
    • TV-PG
  135. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Herpe, the Love Sore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  136. Friday, September 4
  137. 12:00 AM American Dad "A Jones for a Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  138. 12:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Fist and the Furious"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  139. 1:00 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Houser"
    • TV-PG
  140. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Security"
    • TV-PG
  141. 2:00 AM Community "Accounting for Lawyers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  142. 2:30 AM Community "Introduction to Statistics"
    • TV-14  (L)
  143. 3:00 AM Family Guy "New Kidney in Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  144. 3:30 AM King of the Hill "Hank's Got the Willies"
    • TV-PG
  145. 4:00 AM American Dad "Homeland Insecurity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 4:30 AM Divorce Court "Hadden vs. Hadden"
    • TV-PG
  147. 5:00 AM The Office "The Merger"
    • TV-14
  148. 5:30 AM The Office "Gettysburg"
    • TV-14  (D)
  149. 6:00 AM AgDay
    • TV-PG
  150. 6:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Barrett vs. Jones"
    • TV-14
  151. 7:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  152. 8:00 AM Airbrushed Beauty
  153. 8:30 AM The People's Court "Car Crash Catastrophe"
    • TV-PG
  154. 9:30 AM Divorce Court "Knight vs. Knight"
    • TV-PG
  155. 10:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  156. 11:00 AM The People's Court "You Punched My Car and Dented It"
    • TV-PG
  157. 12:00 PM Hot Bench "Toxic Lesbian Love"
    • TV-G
  158. 12:30 PM Hot Bench "Lying for a Living?; Best Men at Their Worst!"
    • TV-G
  159. 1:00 PM The Queen Latifah Show "Queen's Celeb Guests Answer Viewers' Most Burning Questions With Never-Before-Seen Footage With Denzel Washington, Jamie Foxx, Wanda Sykes"
    • TV-PG
  160. 2:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  161. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "I Have Sex for Money, Don't Get Mad at Me, Honey!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 4:00 PM The Middle "Valentine's Day"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  163. 4:30 PM The Middle "From Orson With Love"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  164. 5:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Everything Goes Better With Vampires"
    • TV-PG
  165. 5:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Claus, Tails & High-Pitched Males: Birthdates 3"
    • TV-PG
  166. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  167. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  168. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Message Received"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  169. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Good Cop Bad Dog"
    • TV-PG
  170. Friday Night
  171. 8:00 PM High School Football "Maroa-Forsyth at St. Teresa"
    • LIVE
  172. 10:30 PM Masters of Illusion "Spinning the Classics"
    • TV-PG
  173. 11:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Adelaide Kane"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 11:30 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Now THAT'S a Bunny!"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  175. Saturday, September 5
  176. 12:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Squirt's Honor"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  177. 1:00 AM The King of Queens "Eggsit Strategy"
    • TV-PG
  178. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Crazy Chin"
    • TV-PG
  179. 2:00 AM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  180. 2:30 AM Community "Home Economics"
    • TV-14  (L)
  181. 3:00 AM Family Guy "And I'm Joyce Kinney"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  182. 3:30 AM King of the Hill "Westie Side Story"
    • TV-PG
  183. 4:00 AM American Dad "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  184. 4:30 AM Divorce Court "Knight vs. Knight"
    • TV-PG
  185. 5:00 AM The Office "The Convict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  186. 5:30 AM The Office "Mrs. California"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 6:00 AM Storm Stories
    • TV-PG
  188. 6:30 AM Storm Stories
    • TV-PG
  189. 7:00 AM Wild America "Birds of Prey"
    • TV-G
  190. 7:30 AM Laura McKenzie's Traveler "Nevada Adventures"
    • TV-G
  191. 8:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Old School Vet"
    • TV-G
  192. 8:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Firework Pol"
    • TV-G
  193. 9:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Surprise Party"
    • TV-G
  194. 9:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Pups and Suds"
    • TV-G
  195. 10:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Puppy Extravaganza"
    • TV-G
  196. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Heavy Metal Doggie"
    • TV-G
  197. 11:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bulldog Hair Styles"
    • TV-G
  198. 11:30 AM Dog Town, USA "Gunnar Blues"
  199. 12:00 PM ACC Blitz
  200. 12:30 PM College Football "Wofford at Clemson"
    • LIVE
  201. 3:30 PM DragonFlyTV "Investigate!"
    • TV-G
  202. 4:00 PM Castle "Flowers for Your Grave"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  203. 5:00 PM Paid Programming
  204. 5:30 PM Paid Programming
  205. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 7:00 PM MLB Baseball "Chicago White Sox at Kansas City Royals"
    • LIVE
  208. Saturday Night
  209. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  210. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  211. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. Sunday, September 6
  214. 12:00 AM Family Guy "No Chris Left Behind"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  215. 12:30 AM Family Guy "It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  216. 1:00 AM Futurama "Viva Mars Vegas"
    • TV-14
  217. 1:30 AM Futurama "Stench and Stenchibility"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  218. 2:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Challenge"
    • TV-14  (D)
  219. 2:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Baby Talk"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  220. 3:00 AM The Office "Koi Pond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 3:30 AM The Office "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 4:00 AM The Middle "The Kiss"
    • TV-PG
  223. 4:30 AM The Middle "The Christmas Tree"
    • TV-PG
  224. 5:00 AM Community "Basic Rocket Science"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  225. 5:30 AM Community "Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  226. 6:00 AM Think Big "Comfort Counts"
    • TV-G
  227. 6:30 AM Live Life and Win!
    • TV-G
  228. 7:00 AM Faith For Today
  229. 7:30 AM Maranatha Assembly of God
  230. 8:00 AM Expedition Wild "Yellowstone Scavengers"
    • TV-G
  231. 8:30 AM Rock the Park "Best of Wildlife"
    • TV-G
  232. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  233. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  234. 10:00 AM First Baptist Church of Mattoon
  235. 11:00 AM Wild America "Birds of Prey"
    • TV-G
  236. 11:30 AM Elizabeth Stanton's Great Big World "Hip Hop Dance"
    • TV-G
  237. 12:00 PM Grace United Methodist Church
  238. 1:00 PM Think Big "Big Apple Pitch"
    • TV-G
  239. 1:30 PM Live Life and Win!
    • TV-G
  240. 2:00 PM No defrosting or preheating
  241. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  242. 3:00 PM Auto Racing "IMSA Porsche GT3 Cup USA Series: Danville"
  243. 4:00 PM Glee "Shooting Star"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  244. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  245. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 6:00 PM The King of Queens "American Idle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  247. 6:30 PM The King of Queens "Santa Claustrophobia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  248. 7:00 PM Paid Programming
  249. 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Blabbermouths"
    • TV-PG
  250. Sunday Night
  251. 8:00 PM National Lampoon's Van Wilder
    • TV-MA
    • R
  252. 10:00 PM Bones "The Man With the Bone"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  253. 11:00 PM Bones "The Doll in the Derby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  254. Monday, September 7
  255. 12:00 AM Ring of Honor Wrestling
    • TV-14
  256. 1:00 AM The Closer "Double Blind"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  257. 2:00 AM The Closer "Products of Discovery"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  258. 3:00 AM Friends "The One After Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  259. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  260. 4:00 AM Laura McKenzie's Traveler "Nevada Adventures"
    • TV-G
  261. 4:30 AM Storm Stories
    • TV-PG
  262. 5:00 AM Modern Family "The Feud"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  263. 5:30 AM Modern Family "Spring-a-Ding-Fling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  264. 6:00 AM AgDay
    • TV-PG
  265. 6:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Ellison vs. Jenkins/McMichael"
    • TV-14
  266. 7:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  267. 8:00 AM SJR Hot Jobs
  268. 8:30 AM The People's Court "Auction Con Artist"
    • TV-PG
  269. 9:30 AM Divorce Court "Moorman vs. Ward"
    • TV-PG
  270. 10:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  271. 11:00 AM The People's Court
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  272. 12:00 PM Hot Bench "Single Mom vs. Handyman!; High Stakes Hair Restoration"
    • TV-G
  273. 12:30 PM Hot Bench "The Brooklyn Nightmare; Good-Hearted Father Fail"
    • TV-G
  274. 1:00 PM The Middle "The Bee"
    • TV-PG
  275. 1:30 PM The Middle "Hallelujah Hoedown"
    • TV-PG
  276. 2:00 PM Pregame
  277. 2:10 PM MLB Baseball "Chicago Cubs at St. Louis Cardinals"
    • LIVE
  278. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "SOS: Drug-Crazed and Out of Control!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  281. 7:00 PM Modern Family "The Wedding, Part 1"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  282. 7:30 PM Modern Family "See You Next Fall"
    • TV-PG
  283. Monday Night
  284. 8:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Phone-y Business"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  285. 9:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Jaime Camil"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  286. 9:30 PM Significant Mother "Welcome to Bonetown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  287. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  288. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  289. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Married to the Blob"
    • TV-PG
  290. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Baby Got Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  291. Tuesday, September 8
  292. 12:00 AM Corrupt Crimes "Murder in Michigan"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  293. 12:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Grave Danger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  294. 1:00 AM The King of Queens "Frigid Heirs"
    • TV-PG
  295. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Mentor"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  296. 2:00 AM Community "Epidemiology"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  297. 2:30 AM Community "Debate 109"
    • TV-14
  298. 3:00 AM Family Guy "Friends of Peter G."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  299. 3:30 AM King of the Hill "Hank's Unmentionable Problem"
    • TV-PG
  300. 4:00 AM American Dad "Bullocks to Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  301. 4:30 AM Divorce Court "Moorman vs. Ward"
    • TV-PG
  302. 5:00 AM The Office "A Benihana Christmas"
    • TV-14  (L)
  303. 5:30 AM The Office "Christmas Wishes"
    • TV-14  (D)
  304. 6:00 AM AgDay
    • TV-PG
  305. 6:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Moore/Everett vs. Taylor"
    • TV-14
  306. 7:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  307. 8:00 AM SJR Hot Jobs
  308. 8:30 AM The People's Court "Ex Loan Fiasco"
    • TV-PG
  309. 9:30 AM Divorce Court "Crudup vs. Pelley Jr."
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  310. 10:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  311. 11:00 AM The People's Court
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  312. 12:00 PM Hot Bench "Father of Twins No More!; Stop Talking Over Me!"
    • TV-G
  313. 12:30 PM Hot Bench "Guns, Germs and a Steal?!"
    • TV-G
  314. 1:00 PM The Queen Latifah Show "Queen and Her Family Pay an Emotional Tribute to Their Hero: Queen's Mother, Mrs. Rita Owens"
    • TV-PG
  315. 2:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  316. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Are You My Mother? The Maternity Test Will Tell!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 4:00 PM The Middle "The Break-Up"
    • TV-PG
  318. 4:30 PM The Middle "The Ditch"
    • TV-PG
  319. 5:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "The Gateway Friend"
    • TV-PG
  320. 5:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Storage Wars"
    • TV-PG
  321. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  322. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 7:00 PM Modern Family "The Wedding, Part 2"
    • TV-PG
  324. 7:30 PM Modern Family "The One That Got Away"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  325. Tuesday Night
  326. 8:00 PM The Flash "Rogue Time"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  327. 9:00 PM iZombie "Blaine's World"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  328. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  329. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  330. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Yellow Subterfuge"
    • TV-PG
  331. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Meg Stinks!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  332. Wednesday, September 9
  333. 12:00 AM Corrupt Crimes "Primary Suspect"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  334. 12:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Of Lice and Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  335. 1:00 AM The King of Queens "Switch Sitters"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  336. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Home"
    • TV-PG
  337. 2:00 AM Community "Aerodynamics of Gender"
    • TV-14  (L)
  338. 2:30 AM Community "Environmental Science"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  339. 3:00 AM Family Guy "German Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  340. 3:30 AM King of the Hill "Shins of the Father"
    • TV-PG
  341. 4:00 AM American Dad "A Smith in the Hand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  342. 4:30 AM Divorce Court "Crudup vs. Pelley Jr."
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  343. 5:00 AM The Office "A Benihana Christmas"
    • TV-14
  344. 5:30 AM The Office "Trivia"
    • TV-14  (D)
  345. 6:00 AM AgDay
    • TV-PG
  346. 6:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Nadeau vs. Santilli/Zarra"
    • TV-14
  347. 7:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  348. 8:00 AM SJR Hot Jobs
  349. 8:30 AM The People's Court "Nasty Neighbor"
    • TV-PG
  350. 9:30 AM Divorce Court "Strong vs. Jones"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  351. 10:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  352. 11:00 AM The People's Court
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  353. 12:00 PM Hot Bench "Attempted Murder or Hush Deal Payoff?; Hairstylist's Barter Blues!"
    • TV-G
  354. 12:30 PM Hot Bench "Nude Photo Offends Sheriff; When Coyote Look-Alikes Attack!"
    • TV-G
  355. 1:00 PM The Queen Latifah Show "NCIS Star and Grammy Award-Winning Rapper LL Cool J and Actor David Walton From NBC's About a Boy"
    • TV-PG
  356. 2:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  357. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Fame Is the Name of My Game!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 4:00 PM The Middle "The Fun House"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  359. 4:30 PM The Middle "The Graduation"
    • TV-PG
  360. 5:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "What's Behind the Door?"
    • TV-PG
  361. 5:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Blow Outs"
    • TV-PG
  362. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  364. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Dude Ranch"
    • TV-PG
  365. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Me? Jealous?"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  366. Wednesday Night
  367. 8:00 PM America's Next Top Model "The Girl Who Gets Possessed"
    • NEW
  368. 9:00 PM A Wicked Offer "Immaculate Deception"
    • NEW
  369. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  370. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  371. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Steal This Episode"
    • TV-PG
  372. 11:30 PM Family Guy "He's Bla-ack!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  373. Thursday, September 10
  374. 12:00 AM Corrupt Crimes "One-Eyed Butcher"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  375. 12:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Mr. and Mrs. Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  376. 1:00 AM The King of Queens "Cheap Saks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  377. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Angry Sex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  378. 2:00 AM Community "Cooperative Calligraphy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  379. 2:30 AM Community "The Politics of Human Sexuality"
    • TV-14  (D)
  380. 3:00 AM Family Guy "The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  381. 3:30 AM King of the Hill "Peggy the Boggle Champ"
    • TV-PG
  382. 4:00 AM American Dad "All About Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  383. 4:30 AM Divorce Court "Strong vs. Jones"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  384. 5:00 AM The Office "Back From Vacation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 5:30 AM The Office "Pool Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  386. 6:00 AM AgDay
    • TV-PG
  387. 6:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Hamilton vs. Lombardi"
    • TV-14
  388. 7:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  389. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  390. 8:30 AM The People's Court "Business Deal Disaster"
    • TV-PG
  391. 9:30 AM Divorce Court "Roberson vs. Roberson"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  392. 10:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  393. 11:00 AM The People's Court
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  394. 12:00 PM Hot Bench "Purple Skittles Crown Vic Scam? Fit for a Native American Powwow!"
    • TV-G
  395. 12:30 PM Hot Bench "Scamming the Government?; Grandma Gripes and Wipes!"
    • TV-G
  396. 1:00 PM The Queen Latifah Show "Star of HBO's The Comeback, Lisa Kudrow, R&B Legend Bobby Brown and NCIS: LA Star Daniela Ruah. Plus, the Must-Have Apps of 2015"
    • TV-PG
  397. 2:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  398. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Angry Moms Drop Paternity Bombs!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. 4:00 PM The Middle "The Final Four"
    • TV-PG
  400. 4:30 PM The Middle "The Drop Off"
    • TV-PG
  401. 5:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "That Changes Everything"
    • TV-PG
  402. 5:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "A Midwinter Night's Sex Comedy"
    • TV-PG
  403. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  404. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  405. 7:00 PM Modern Family "When Good Kids Go Bad"
    • TV-PG
  406. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Egg Drop"
    • TV-PG
  407. Thursday Night
  408. 8:00 PM Beauty and the Beast "Destined"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (V)
  409. 9:00 PM Arrow "The Fallen"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  410. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  411. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strong Box"
    • TV-PG
  412. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Specs and the City"
    • TV-PG
  413. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Chap Stewie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  414. Friday, September 11
  415. 12:00 AM Corrupt Crimes "Fiancee Tried for Homicide"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  416. 12:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Crazy Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  417. 1:00 AM The King of Queens "Damned Yanky"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  418. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ally's F"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  419. 2:00 AM Community "Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  420. 2:30 AM Community "Comparative Religion"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  421. 3:00 AM Family Guy "Trading Places"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  422. 3:30 AM King of the Hill "Keeping Up With Our Joneses"
    • TV-PG
  423. 4:00 AM American Dad "Con Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  424. 4:30 AM Divorce Court "Roberson vs. Roberson"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  425. 5:00 AM The Office "Traveling Salesmen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  426. 5:30 AM The Office "Jury Duty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  427. 6:00 AM AgDay
    • TV-PG
  428. 6:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Adams vs. Williams"
    • TV-14
  429. 7:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  430. 8:00 AM No defrosting or preheating
  431. 8:30 AM The People's Court "Roommate Rule Ruckus"
    • TV-PG
  432. 9:30 AM Divorce Court "Gonzalez vs. Lopez"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  433. 10:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  434. 11:00 AM The People's Court
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  435. 12:00 PM Hot Bench "Turn Lane Collision!; Tiny Toilet Turmoil"
    • TV-G
  436. 12:30 PM Hot Bench "Motorcycle Trip Turns Nasty!; Paint Sprayer Bamboozle?"
    • TV-G
  437. 1:00 PM The Queen Latifah Show "Queen Puts Comic Genius Martin Lawrence to the Test! Plus, Queen's Favorite Chef, Susan Feniger"
    • TV-PG
  438. 2:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  439. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Sibling Drama and a Fearful Mama"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  440. 4:00 PM The Middle "TV or Not TV"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  441. 4:30 PM The Middle "Change in the Air"
    • TV-PG
  442. 5:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Method Man"
    • TV-PG
  443. 5:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "GILFS"
    • TV-PG
  444. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  445. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  446. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Phil on Wire"
    • TV-PG
  447. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Express Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  448. Friday Night
  449. 8:00 PM High School Football "Nokomis at Pawnee"
    • LIVE
  450. 10:30 PM Masters of Illusion "Spinning the Classics ... Too!"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  451. 11:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Nina Agdal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  452. 11:30 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Penn's Favorite Card Trick"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  453. Saturday, September 12
  454. 12:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Wheel! Of! Family!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  455. 1:00 AM The King of Queens "Multiple Plots"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  456. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Debra's Parents"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  457. 2:00 AM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  458. 2:30 AM Community "Investigative Journalism"
    • TV-PG
  459. 3:00 AM Family Guy "Tiegs for Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  460. 3:30 AM King of the Hill "Plastic White Female"
    • TV-PG
  461. 4:00 AM American Dad "Stannie Get Your Gun"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  462. 4:30 AM Divorce Court "Gonzalez vs. Lopez"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  463. 5:00 AM The Office "The Return"
    • TV-14
  464. 5:30 AM The Office "Special Project"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  465. 6:00 AM Storm Stories
    • TV-PG
  466. 6:30 AM Storm Stories
    • TV-PG
  467. 7:00 AM Wild America "Bobcat"
    • TV-G
  468. 7:30 AM Laura McKenzie's Traveler "Germany"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  469. 8:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Bat Bite Fever"
    • TV-G
  470. 8:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Doctor and the Apprentice"
    • TV-G
  471. 9:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Livestock Doc"
    • TV-G