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  1. Yesterday
  2. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Accused Liars Hit the Hot Seat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  4. 5:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Twice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  5. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Baby, You Knock Me Out"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  7. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  9. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Other People's Children"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  10. Last Night
  11. 8:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Gravity Defiers, Compactors and Transformations"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  12. 8:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Keegan-Michael Key 3"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 9:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Mission Impossi-Ball"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  14. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Scavenger Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  15. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Chirp"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  16. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Mom's the Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  17. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  18. Today
  19. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  20. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Dreading Vows"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  21. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 1:30 AM Larry King Special Report
  23. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  24. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  25. 3:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  26. 3:30 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  27. 4:00 AM No defrosting or preheating required
  28. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  29. 5:00 AM Free mini-sweeper!
  30. 5:30 AM Free mini-sweeper!
  31. 6:00 AM Landscaping Secrets
  32. 6:30 AM For My People
  33. 7:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  34. 7:30 AM Derm Exclusive!
  35. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  36. 8:30 AM Street Beat
  37. 9:00 AM Furniture Now
  38. 9:30 AM Cars Now
  39. 10:00 AM Cars Now
  40. 10:30 AM Cars Now
  41. 11:00 AM Cars Now
  42. 11:30 AM Furniture Now
  43. 12:00 PM Cars Now
  44. 12:30 PM Cars Now
  45. 1:00 PM NutriBullet - the world's first Nutrition Extractor
  46. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  47. 2:00 PM ACC Football: 2015 Kickoff Special
  48. 3:00 PM Alex Scott: A Stand for Hope
  49. 3:30 PM Sideways
    • R
  50. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  52. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  53. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. Tonight
  55. 8:00 PM Monopoly Millionaires' Club
    • TV-G
  56. 9:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 9:30 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Loobenfeld Decay"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Sleeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  60. 11:00 PM Bianca
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  61. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  62. Tomorrow
  63. 12:00 AM Family Guy "No Meals on Wheels"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  64. 12:30 AM Glee "Girls (and Boys) On Film"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  65. 1:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Lyin' King"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Nocturnal Omission"
    • TV-14  (D)
  67. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  68. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  69. 3:30 AM No defrosting or preheating required
  70. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  71. 4:30 AM Have a Turkey Neck?
  72. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  73. 5:30 AM Derm Exclusive!
  74. 6:00 AM In Touch
  75. 7:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Mitten Racing"
    • TV-G
  76. 7:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Heat Takes Its Pol"
    • TV-G
  77. 8:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Vet Student in the House"
    • TV-G
  78. 8:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Basic Training"
    • TV-G
  79. 9:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Special Forces"
    • TV-G
  80. 9:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Stunt Double"
    • TV-G
  81. 10:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Screening Room"
    • TV-G
  82. 10:30 AM Dog Town, USA "Mighty Knightly"
  83. 11:00 AM Expedition Wild "Grizzly Encounters"
    • TV-G
  84. 11:30 AM Rock the Park "Santa Monica Mountains: From Canyons to Coast"
    • TV-G
  85. 12:00 PM Career Day
    • TV-G
  86. 12:30 PM Made in Hollywood "No Escape, Sneak Peek: The Martian"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  87. 1:00 PM Hostage
    • R
  88. 3:00 PM Live Free or Die Hard
    • PG-13
  89. 5:30 PM The King of Queens "Double Downer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  90. 6:00 PM The King of Queens "Ovary Action"
    • TV-PG
  91. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bat Jar Conjecture"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. Tomorrow Night
  95. 8:00 PM The Time Machine
    • PG-13
  96. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jerusalem Duality"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Message Received"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  98. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  99. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. Monday, August 31
  101. 12:00 AM Family Guy "Boys Do Cry"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 12:30 AM Glee "Feud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  103. 1:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Family Style"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 2:00 AM Futurama "31st Century Fox"
    • TV-14  (V)
  105. 2:30 AM Futurama "Murder on the Planet Express"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  106. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  107. 3:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  108. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  109. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  110. 5:00 AM Derm Exclusive!
  111. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  112. 6:00 AM Andrew Womack
  113. 6:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "How to Detox Your Brain"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  114. 7:00 AM The Better Show
    • TV-PG
  115. 8:00 AM Steve Harvey "Steve Harvey and Dr. Laura Berman Help a Couple With a Sexorcism Intervention! Melissa Gilbert's Secrets From Little House on the Prairie"
    • TV-PG
  116. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  117. 10:00 AM The People's Court "Ex-Sister-in-Law Overstayed Her Welcome"
    • TV-PG
  118. 11:00 AM America's Court With Judge Ross "Scrapper's Delight; Ultimate Furniture Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  119. 11:30 AM America's Court With Judge Ross "Ebola Lockdown; Blind Tease"
    • TV-PG
  120. 12:00 PM Divorce Court "Watts vs. Jennings"
    • TV-PG
  121. 12:30 PM Divorce Court "Cooper vs. Cooper"
    • TV-PG
  122. 1:00 PM The People's Court "The Only Thing You Ever Gave Me Was Your Abusive Son!"
    • TV-PG
  123. 2:00 PM Hot Bench "Criminal Texting?"
    • TV-G
  124. 2:30 PM Hot Bench "The Twirling Fiancee!"
    • TV-G
  125. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "The Greedy & Needy Lifestyle of Sugar Babies"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  127. 5:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Sex Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  128. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Brian Writes a Bestseller"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  130. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  132. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Las Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  133. Monday Night
  134. 8:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Star Spangled Magic"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D)
  135. 9:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Bill Nye"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D)
  136. 9:30 PM Significant Mother "Suffering & Scuccotash"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  137. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Raiders Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  138. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Mother Tucker"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  139. 11:00 PM Family Guy "3 Acts of God"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  140. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. Tuesday, September 1
  142. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  143. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Doug Less"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  144. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Food Fight"
    • TV-G
  146. 2:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  147. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  148. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  149. 3:30 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  150. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  151. 4:30 AM Airbrushed Beauty
  152. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  153. 5:30 AM No defrosting or preheating
  154. 6:00 AM Andrew Womack
  155. 6:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "How to Detox Your Brain"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  156. 7:00 AM The Better Show
    • TV-PG
  157. 8:00 AM Steve Harvey "Is It Weird?: The Sex Edition! Charlie Weber From How to Get Away With Murder! Cesar Millan Helps a Mother-Daughter Duo With Dueling Dogs!"
    • TV-PG
  158. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  159. 10:00 AM The People's Court "Fashion Fiasco"
    • TV-PG
  160. 11:00 AM America's Court With Judge Ross "Whose Dog Is It?; Her Daughter Hit My Car"
    • TV-PG
  161. 11:30 AM America's Court With Judge Ross "Sixth Sense; Intern Abuse"
    • TV-PG
  162. 12:00 PM Divorce Court "Figgins vs. Lazard"
    • TV-PG
  163. 12:30 PM Divorce Court "Saulters vs. Saulters"
    • TV-PG
  164. 1:00 PM The People's Court "Drunk Driving Dilemma"
    • TV-PG
  165. 2:00 PM Hot Bench "Come to Court With Clean Hands!; Hookah Lounge Fallout"
    • TV-G
  166. 2:30 PM Hot Bench "Caught Cheating ... Douse Ex With Bleach?"
    • TV-G
  167. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Time to Expose My Cheating Girl!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  169. 5:00 PM Rules of Engagement "House Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Road to the North Pole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  172. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  174. 7:30 PM Modern Family "A Hard Jay's Night"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  175. Tuesday Night
  176. 8:00 PM The Flash "Out of Time"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  177. 9:00 PM iZombie "Dead Rat, Live Rat, Brown Rat, White Rat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  178. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Workplace Proximity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  179. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Dance Dance Revelation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  180. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Fresh Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  181. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. Wednesday, September 2
  183. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  184. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Doug Less"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  185. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  186. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Nights"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  187. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  188. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  189. 3:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  190. 3:30 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  191. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 4:30 AM Body Beast
  193. 5:00 AM Fish Oil Benefits Examined
  194. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  195. 6:00 AM Andrew Womack
  196. 6:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "How to Detox Your Brain"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  197. 7:00 AM The Better Show
    • TV-PG
  198. 8:00 AM Steve Harvey "TLC's Monte Durham Surprises Teens With Glamorous Prom Makeovers! I Love My Man But He's Not Romantic! Chef Fabio Viviani"
    • TV-PG
  199. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  200. 10:00 AM The People's Court "Flea Fiasco"
    • TV-PG
  201. 11:00 AM America's Court With Judge Ross "What a Ditch; She Was a He"
    • TV-PG
  202. 11:30 AM America's Court With Judge Ross "For the Love of Money; Don't Make My Son Take Off His Makeup"
    • TV-PG
  203. 12:00 PM Divorce Court "Fields vs. Fields"
    • TV-PG
  204. 12:30 PM Divorce Court "Marsh vs. Turner"
    • TV-PG
  205. 1:00 PM The People's Court "Bankruptcy Scam"
    • TV-PG
  206. 2:00 PM Hot Bench "Pitbull vs. Chihuahua; Love and Liability"
    • TV-G
  207. 2:30 PM Hot Bench "Woman Falls From Ledge!"
    • TV-G
  208. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Furious Females Confront Their Lovers!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  210. 5:00 PM Rules of Engagement "May Divorce Be With You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Road to the North Pole"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  213. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  214. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  215. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Australia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  216. Wednesday Night
  217. 8:00 PM America's Next Top Model "The Guy Who Gets a Hickey"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  218. 9:00 PM A Wicked Offer "Wurst Taste Scenario"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (L)
  219. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Romance Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  220. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Boys' Night"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  221. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  222. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. Thursday, September 3
  224. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Affidavit Justice"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  226. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  227. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "No Orleans"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  228. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  230. 3:00 AM 21 DAY FIX
  231. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 4:00 AM Best Portable Cooktop
  233. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  234. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  235. 5:30 AM Derm Exclusive!
  236. 6:00 AM Andrew Womack
  237. 6:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "How to Detox Your Brain"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  238. 7:00 AM The Better Show
    • TV-PG
  239. 8:00 AM Steve Harvey "Anthony Anderson and Tracee Ellis Ross From ABC's Blackish. Captain Sig Hansen and Jake Anderson From Deadliest Catch"
    • TV-PG
  240. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  241. 10:00 AM The People's Court "Bad Boss Battle"
    • TV-PG
  242. 11:00 AM America's Court With Judge Ross "Twin-Spiracy; Suit Up"
    • TV-PG
  243. 11:30 AM America's Court With Judge Ross "Happily Married but Cheating; Who You Gonna Call Daddy?"
    • TV-PG
  244. 12:00 PM Divorce Court "Hadden vs. Hadden"
    • TV-PG
  245. 12:30 PM Divorce Court "Anderson vs. Anderson"
    • TV-PG
  246. 1:00 PM The People's Court "Concert Crowd Surfing Chaos"
    • TV-PG
  247. 2:00 PM Hot Bench "Swingers, Lesbians and a 40-Year Age Difference?!; Have You Seen My Teacup Yorkie?!"
    • TV-G
  248. 2:30 PM Hot Bench "Public Relations Defamation?!; Friends Bound by Debt!"
    • TV-G
  249. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Foul Play and DNA!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  251. 5:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Poaching Timmy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  252. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 6:00 PM Family Guy "New Kidney in Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  254. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  255. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  256. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Sleeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  257. Thursday Night
  258. 8:00 PM Beauty and the Beast "Patient X"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  259. 9:00 PM Arrow "Broken Arrow"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  260. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  261. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  262. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Herpe, the Love Sore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  263. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. Friday, September 4
  265. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  266. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Houser"
    • TV-PG
  267. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  268. 1:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 3:30 AM No defrosting or preheating required
  273. 4:00 AM Best Portable Cooktop
  274. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  275. 5:00 AM 21 DAY FIX
  276. 5:30 AM Larry King Special Report
  277. 6:00 AM Andrew Womack
  278. 6:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "How to Detox Your Brain"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  279. 7:00 AM The Better Show
    • TV-PG
  280. 8:00 AM Steve Harvey "Steve Harvey Tries to Help the Worst Dater in the State of Ohio! A Look at Steve's Brand New Dressing Room!"
    • TV-PG
  281. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  282. 10:00 AM The People's Court "Car Crash Catastrophe"
    • TV-PG
  283. 11:00 AM America's Court With Judge Ross "Rock N' Fall; Ruined Driveway and Marriage"
    • TV-PG
  284. 11:30 AM America's Court With Judge Ross "Masochist Manor; Horsing Around"
    • TV-PG
  285. 12:00 PM Divorce Court "Knight vs. Knight"
    • TV-PG
  286. 12:30 PM Divorce Court "Davis-Fischer vs. Fischer"
    • TV-PG
  287. 1:00 PM The People's Court "You Punched My Car and Dented It"
    • TV-PG
  288. 2:00 PM Hot Bench "Toxic Lesbian Love"
    • TV-G
  289. 2:30 PM Hot Bench "Lying for a Living?; Best Men at Their Worst!"
    • TV-G
  290. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "I Have Sex for Money, Don't Get Mad at Me, Honey!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  292. 5:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Old Timer's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 6:00 PM Family Guy "And I'm Joyce Kinney"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  295. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  296. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  297. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Message Received"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  298. Friday Night
  299. 8:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Spinning the Classics"
    • TV-PG
  300. 8:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Adelaide Kane"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 9:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Now THAT'S a Bunny!"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  302. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Itchy Brain Simulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  303. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Good Cop Bad Dog"
    • TV-PG
  304. 11:00 PM Family Guy "The Most Interesting Man in the World"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  305. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. Saturday, September 5
  307. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Eggsit Strategy"
    • TV-PG
  309. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  310. 1:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 6:00 AM Larry King Special Report
  320. 6:30 AM For My People
  321. 7:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  322. 7:30 AM No defrosting or preheating
  323. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 8:30 AM Street Beat
  325. 9:00 AM Furniture Now
  326. 9:30 AM Cars Now
  327. 10:00 AM Cars Now
  328. 10:30 AM Cars Now
  329. 11:00 AM Cars Now
  330. 11:30 AM Furniture Now
  331. 12:00 PM ACC Blitz
  332. 12:30 PM College Football "Wofford at Clemson"
    • LIVE
  333. 3:30 PM Missing
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  334. 4:00 PM The Last Song
    • PG
  335. 6:00 PM Derm Exclusive!
  336. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pork Chop Indeterminacy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  339. Saturday Night
  340. 8:00 PM Monopoly Millionaires' Club
    • TV-G
  341. 9:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 9:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  344. 10:30 PM Modern Family "The Feud"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  345. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. Sunday, September 6
  348. 12:00 AM Family Guy "No Chris Left Behind"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  349. 12:30 AM Glee "Guilty Pleasures"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  350. 1:30 AM Rules of Engagement "The Challenge"
    • TV-14  (D)
  351. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "American Idle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  352. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 4:30 AM Have a Turkey Neck?
  357. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 5:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  359. 6:00 AM In Touch
  360. 7:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Old School Vet"
    • TV-G
  361. 7:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Firework Pol"
    • TV-G
  362. 8:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Surprise Party"
    • TV-G
  363. 8:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Pups and Suds"
    • TV-G
  364. 9:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Puppy Extravaganza"
    • TV-G
  365. 9:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Heavy Metal Doggie"
    • TV-G
  366. 10:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bulldog Hair Styles"
    • TV-G
  367. 10:30 AM Dog Town, USA "Gunnar Blues"
  368. 11:00 AM Expedition Wild "Yellowstone Scavengers"
    • TV-G
  369. 11:30 AM Rock the Park "Best of Wildlife"
    • TV-G
  370. 12:00 PM Career Day
    • TV-G
  371. 12:30 PM Made in Hollywood
    • TV-PG
  372. 1:00 PM Kill Bill: Vol. 2
    • R
  373. 4:00 PM Paid Programming
  374. 4:30 PM Paid Programming
  375. 5:00 PM Paid Programming
  376. 5:30 PM The King of Queens "Missing Links"
    • TV-PG
  377. 6:00 PM The King of Queens "Hero Worship"
    • TV-PG
  378. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tangerine Factor"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  379. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. Sunday Night
  382. 8:00 PM Max Payne
    • PG-13
  383. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Peanut Reaction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Spring-a-Ding-Fling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  385. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. Monday, September 7
  388. 12:00 AM Family Guy "It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  389. 12:30 AM Glee "Shooting Star"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  390. 1:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Baby Talk"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  391. 2:00 AM Futurama "Viva Mars Vegas"
    • TV-14
  392. 2:30 AM Futurama "Stench and Stenchibility"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  393. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  394. 3:30 AM Body Beast
  395. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  396. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  397. 5:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  398. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  399. 6:00 AM Andrew Womack
  400. 6:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "Dare to Believe in God's Plan"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  401. 7:00 AM Steve Harvey
    • TV-PG
  402. 8:00 AM The Meredith Vieira Show "RHOA Star NeNe Leakes, Sex and the City Star Kristin Davis, the Revenge Porn Epidemic"
    • TV-PG
  403. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  404. 10:00 AM The People's Court "Auction Con Artist"
    • TV-PG
  405. 11:00 AM America's Court With Judge Ross
    • TV-PG
  406. 11:30 AM America's Court With Judge Ross
    • TV-PG
  407. 12:00 PM Divorce Court "Moorman vs. Ward"
    • TV-PG
  408. 12:30 PM Divorce Court "Burger vs. Burger"
    • TV-PG
  409. 1:00 PM The People's Court
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  410. 2:00 PM Hot Bench "Single Mom vs. Handyman!; High Stakes Hair Restoration"
    • TV-G
  411. 2:30 PM Hot Bench "The Brooklyn Nightmare; Good-Hearted Father Fail"
    • TV-G
  412. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "SOS: Drug-Crazed and Out of Control!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  413. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  414. 5:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Cooking Class"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  415. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  416. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Friends of Peter G."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  417. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  418. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  419. 7:30 PM Modern Family "The Wedding, Part 1"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  420. Monday Night
  421. 8:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Phone-y Business"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  422. 9:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Jaime Camil"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  423. 9:30 PM Significant Mother "Welcome to Bonetown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  424. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Discovery Dissipation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  425. 10:30 PM Modern Family "See You Next Fall"
    • TV-PG
  426. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Baby Got Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  427. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  428. Tuesday, September 8
  429. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  430. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Frigid Heirs"
    • TV-PG
  431. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  432. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Screwed Driver"
    • TV-PG
  433. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  434. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  435. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  436. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  437. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  438. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  439. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  440. 5:30 AM Fish Oil Benefits Examined
  441. 6:00 AM Andrew Womack
  442. 6:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "Dare to Believe in God's Plan"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  443. 7:00 AM Steve Harvey
    • TV-PG
  444. 8:00 AM The Meredith Vieira Show
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  445. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  446. 10:00 AM The People's Court "Ex Loan Fiasco"
    • TV-PG
  447. 11:00 AM America's Court With Judge Ross
    • TV-PG
  448. 11:30 AM America's Court With Judge Ross
    • TV-PG
  449. 12:00 PM Divorce Court
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  450. 12:30 PM Divorce Court "Johnson vs. Tisdale"
    • TV-PG
  451. 1:00 PM The People's Court
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  452. 2:00 PM Hot Bench "Father of Twins No More!; Stop Talking Over Me!"
    • TV-G
  453. 2:30 PM Hot Bench "Guns, Germs and a Steal?!"
    • TV-G
  454. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Are You My Mother? The Maternity Test Will Tell!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  455. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  456. 5:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Liz Moves In"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  457. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  458. 6:00 PM Family Guy "German Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  459. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  460. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  461. 7:30 PM Modern Family "The Wedding, Part 2"
    • TV-PG
  462. Tuesday Night
  463. 8:00 PM The Flash "Rogue Time"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  464. 9:00 PM iZombie "Blaine's World"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  465. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hesitation Ramification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  466. 10:30 PM Modern Family "The One That Got Away"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  467. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Meg Stinks!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  468. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  469. Wednesday, September 9
  470. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  471. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Switch Sitters"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  472. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  473. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Lush Life"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  474. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  475. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  476. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  477. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  478. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  479. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  480. 5:00 AM Fish Oil Benefits Examined
  481. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  482. 6:00 AM Andrew Womack
  483. 6:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "Dare to Believe in God's Plan"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  484. 7:00 AM Steve Harvey
    • TV-PG
  485. 8:00 AM The Meredith Vieira Show
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  486. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  487. 10:00 AM The People's Court "Nasty Neighbor"
    • TV-PG
  488. 11:00 AM America's Court With Judge Ross
    • TV-PG
  489. 11:30 AM America's Court With Judge Ross
    • TV-PG
  490. 12:00 PM Divorce Court
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  491. 12:30 PM Divorce Court "McClain-Boyce vs. Boyce"
    • TV-PG
  492. 1:00 PM The People's Court
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  493. 2:00 PM Hot Bench "Attempted Murder or Hush Deal Payoff?; Hairstylist's Barter Blues!"
    • TV-G
  494. 2:30 PM Hot Bench "Nude Photo Offends Sheriff; When Coyote Look-Alikes Attack!"
    • TV-G
  495. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Fame Is the Name of My Game!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  496. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  497. 5:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Catering"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  498. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  499. 6:00 PM Family Guy "The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  500. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  501. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  502. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Dude Ranch"
    • TV-PG
  503. Wednesday Night
  504. 8:00 PM America's Next Top Model "The Girl Who Gets Possessed"
    • NEW
  505. 9:00 PM A Wicked Offer "Immaculate Deception"
    • NEW
  506. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Occupation Recalibration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  507. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Me? Jealous?"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  508. 11:00 PM Family Guy "He's Bla-ack!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  509. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  510. Thursday, September 10
  511. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  512. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Cheap Saks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  513. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  514. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Patrons Ain't"
    • TV-PG
  515. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  516. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  517. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  518. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  519. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  520. 4:30 AM Paid Programming