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  2. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Thank You Notes"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  3. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  4. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  5. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies"
    • TV-14  (S)
  6. 4:00 AM American Dad "Man in the Moonbounce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  7. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Cayce vs. Ewing/Edwards/Hawkins"
    • TV-14
  8. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Cutting-Edge Solution to Cellulite; Iced Tea Triggers Kidney Failure? Website Exploiting Drunken Blackouts? Battered Selfies?"
    • TV-PG
  9. 6:00 AM Star of Hit Reality Show Exposes Real Estate Riches!
  10. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  11. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  12. 7:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "Your Brain Is Wired for Love, Not Fear"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  13. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  14. 8:30 AM State to State "East Coast Road Trip"
    • TV-G
  15. 9:00 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  16. 9:30 AM Cheaters "Sarah Elias"
    • TV-14
  17. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Horrible Husbands"
    • TV-14
  18. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Deadly Accusations"
    • TV-14
  19. 12:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Nasty Betrayals and the Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Tucker vs. Moseley"
    • TV-14
  21. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Lee vs. France/Miller"
    • TV-14
  22. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "I'm Proud to Be a Homewrecker"
    • TV-14
  23. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Your Family Is Lying to Break Us Up"
    • TV-14
  24. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Past Guests, DNA Tests & New LDT Drama!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Empire"
    • TV-PG
  26. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  27. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Deception Verification"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Spring-a-Ding-Fling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  29. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Halloween"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  30. Last Night
  31. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  32. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 9:00 PM Beauty and the Beast "Sins of the Fathers"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (V)
  34. 10:00 PM Arrow "Suicidal Tendencies"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  35. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  36. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Blood"
    • TV-PG
  37. Today
  38. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
  39. 12:30 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  40. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "YOLO"
    • TV-PG
  41. 1:30 AM Family Guy "Brian's a Bad Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  42. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Misery Loves Company"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  43. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where Eddie Won't Go"
    • TV-PG
  46. 4:00 AM American Dad "Shallow Vows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  47. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Lee vs. France/Miller"
    • TV-14
  48. 5:00 AM The Doctors "24-Hour Butt Lift? Beauty Treatment Nightmares; Drunk Driver's Shocking Crash Caught on Tape; Scandal Star's Health Secret Revealed"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  49. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  50. 6:30 AM Star of Hit Reality Show Exposes Real Estate Riches!
  51. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  52. 7:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "Your Brain Is Wired for Love, Not Fear"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  53. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  54. 8:30 AM Animal Atlas "Fast, Fierce and Flightless"
    • TV-G
  55. 9:00 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  56. 9:30 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  57. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Mom, We're Sleeping With Your Man"
    • TV-14
  58. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Know He's a Child Predator"
    • TV-14
  59. 12:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Bill's Biggest Breakups & Blowouts!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Bradley vs. Tessiner"
    • TV-14
  61. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Surprising Updates!"
    • TV-14
  62. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Lipstick Lesbians"
    • TV-14
  63. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Is the Pot Making You Paranoid?"
    • TV-14
  64. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "I Want the Face of a Star ... Did I Go Too Far?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  65. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Dope"
    • TV-PG
  66. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  67. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Scavenger Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  68. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Other People's Children"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  69. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Chirp"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  70. Tonight
  71. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 9:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Gravity Defiers, Compactors and Transformations"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  74. 9:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Keegan-Michael Key 3"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 10:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Mission Impossi-Ball"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  76. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
    • TV-PG
  77. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  78. Tomorrow
  79. 12:00 AM Friday Night Football
    • TV-G
  80. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "White Christmas Blues"
    • TV-PG
  81. 1:30 AM Family Guy "Mom's the Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  82. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Peter on the Couch"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  83. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  84. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where Old Yeller Dies"
    • TV-PG
  86. 4:00 AM American Dad "My Morning Straitjacket"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  87. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Surprising Updates!"
    • TV-14
  88. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Valerie Harper Reveals Update on Her Health Crisis; Combat Cancer With Polio Virus?; New, Age-Defying Procedure Put to the Test"
    • TV-PG
  89. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  90. 6:30 AM Star of Hit Reality Show Exposes Real Estate Riches!
  91. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  92. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  93. 8:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Mitten Racing"
    • TV-G
  94. 8:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Heat Takes Its Pol"
    • TV-G
  95. 9:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Vet Student in the House"
    • TV-G
  96. 9:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Basic Training"
    • TV-G
  97. 10:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Special Forces"
    • TV-G
  98. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Stunt Double"
    • TV-G
  99. 11:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Screening Room"
    • TV-G
  100. 11:30 AM Dog Town, USA "Mighty Knightly"
  101. 12:00 PM Expedition Wild "Grizzly Encounters"
    • TV-G
  102. 12:30 PM Rock the Park "Santa Monica Mountains: From Canyons to Coast"
    • TV-G
  103. 1:00 PM Star of Hit Reality Show Exposes Real Estate Riches!
  104. 1:30 PM Jane Seymour's Skin Care Secret
  105. 2:00 PM The Time Machine
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  106. 4:00 PM ACC Football: 2015 Kickoff Special
    • NEW
  107. 5:00 PM What Went Down "Raging Fail"
    • TV-PG
  108. 5:30 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  109. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  110. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  111. 7:00 PM Monopoly Millionaires' Club
    • TV-G
  112. Tomorrow Night
  113. 8:00 PM Futurama "31st Century Fox"
    • TV-14  (V)
  114. 8:30 PM Futurama "Murder on the Planet Express"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  115. 9:00 PM Family Guy "No Meals on Wheels"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  116. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Boys Do Cry"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 10:00 PM Cheaters "Jess Allen; Jessica Sanders"
    • TV-14
  118. 11:00 PM Bones "The Skull in the Desert"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  119. Sunday, August 30
  120. 12:00 AM Castle "The Blue Butterfly"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  121. 1:00 AM The Pinkertons "Review"
    • TV-PG
  122. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  123. 2:30 AM Star of Hit Reality Show Exposes Real Estate Riches!
  124. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  125. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  126. 4:00 AM Bones "The Twist in the Plot"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  127. 5:00 AM Castle "Pandora"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  128. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  129. 6:30 AM Star of Hit Reality Show Exposes Real Estate Riches!
  130. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  131. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  132. 8:00 AM Star of Hit Reality Show Exposes Real Estate Riches!
  133. 8:30 AM In Search
  134. 9:00 AM Castin' Cajun
    • TV-G
  135. 9:30 AM The 411
    • TV-G
  136. 10:00 AM Best Portable Cooktop
  137. 10:30 AM Star of Hit Reality Show Exposes Real Estate Riches!
  138. 11:00 AM Wen Hair - NEW Special TV Offer!
  139. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  140. 12:00 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  141. 12:30 PM NutriBullet - the world's first Nutrition Extractor
  142. 1:00 PM Unknown
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  143. 3:00 PM Death Defying Acts
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
    • PG
  144. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  147. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Loobenfeld Decay"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  150. Sunday Night
  151. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jerusalem Duality"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bat Jar Conjecture"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 9:00 PM Modern Family "Sleeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  154. 9:30 PM Modern Family "Message Received"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  155. 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Surprise Party"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  156. 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Bird"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  157. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  158. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  159. Monday, August 31
  160. 12:00 AM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  161. 12:30 AM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  162. 1:00 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "The Shoot Down Order"
    • TV-PG
  163. 1:30 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Seeing Is Believing"
    • TV-PG
  164. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  165. 2:30 AM Star of Hit Reality Show Exposes Real Estate Riches!
  166. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  168. 4:00 AM Extra
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  169. 5:00 AM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  170. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  171. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  172. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  173. 7:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "How to Detox Your Brain"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  174. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 8:30 AM 3rd Rock From the Sun "You Don't Know Dick"
    • TV-PG
  176. 9:00 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  177. 9:30 AM Cheaters "Debra Morgan"
    • TV-14
  178. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Stone Cold Sisters"
    • TV-14
  179. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "I'm Scared She Might Kill My Son"
    • TV-14
  180. 12:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Update: Can Shattered Families Finally Forgive?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Rogers vs. Campbell/Rogers"
    • TV-14
  182. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Webster vs. House"
    • TV-14
  183. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Extremely Loud and Too Close"
    • TV-14
  184. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Most Shocking Results"
    • TV-14
  185. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "The Greedy & Needy Lifestyle of Sugar Babies"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Wendy's 1,000th Show!"
    • TV-PG
  187. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  188. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Raiders Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  189. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Las Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  190. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Mother Tucker"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  191. Monday Night
  192. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  193. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  194. 9:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Star Spangled Magic"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D)
  195. 10:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Bill Nye"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D)
  196. 10:30 PM Significant Mother "Suffering & Scuccotash"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  197. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pitch"
    • TV-PG
  198. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  199. Tuesday, September 1
  200. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
  201. 12:30 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  202. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "The Kid Is Alright"
    • TV-PG
  203. 1:30 AM Family Guy "3 Acts of God"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  204. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Jazz Records"
    • TV-PG
  205. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  206. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Bullies"
    • TV-PG
  208. 4:00 AM American Dad "G-String Circus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  209. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Webster vs. House"
    • TV-14
  210. 5:00 AM The Doctors "New Diet Supplement Danger; Child Abuse Caught on Video; Breast Milk for Eye Infections?; Skin-Tightening Treatment Put to the Test"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  211. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  212. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  213. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  214. 7:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "How to Detox Your Brain"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  215. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  216. 8:30 AM On the Spot "Claim to Fame, Bad Ideas, Now and Then"
    • TV-G
  217. 9:00 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  218. 9:30 AM Cheaters "Jocelyn Hensley"
    • TV-14
  219. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "I Cheated Because You're Pregnant"
    • TV-14
  220. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "DNA: Surprise Results"
    • TV-14
  221. 12:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Lies, Cheats & Deceits"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Hill vs. Harris"
    • TV-14
  223. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Montoya/Sensabaugh vs. Brown"
    • TV-14
  224. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Breakups and Beatdowns"
    • TV-14
  225. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Molestation: He Said He Could Beat Your Test"
    • TV-14
  226. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Time to Expose My Cheating Girl!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Empire"
    • TV-PG
  228. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  229. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Workplace Proximity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  230. 7:00 PM Modern Family "A Hard Jay's Night"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  231. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Dance Dance Revelation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  232. Tuesday Night
  233. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 9:00 PM The Flash "Out of Time"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  236. 10:00 PM iZombie "Dead Rat, Live Rat, Brown Rat, White Rat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  237. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Ticket"
    • TV-PG
  238. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  239. Wednesday, September 2
  240. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
  241. 12:30 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  242. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Married to the Blob"
    • TV-PG
  243. 1:30 AM Family Guy "Fresh Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  244. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Slave"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  245. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  246. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  247. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Two Parties"
    • TV-PG
  248. 4:00 AM American Dad "Rapture's Delight"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  249. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Montoya/Sensabaugh vs. Brown"
    • TV-14
  250. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Girl Set on Fire in Backyard; the Fashion Diet; Avoid High Heel Hell"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  251. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 7:00 AM Jesse Duplantis
    • TV-G
  254. 7:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "How to Detox Your Brain"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  255. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 8:30 AM The Coolest Places on Earth "Adventures in Thailand"
    • TV-G
  257. 9:00 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  258. 9:30 AM Cheaters "Ben Jacobson"
    • TV-14
  259. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "WCW: Women Crushed Wednesday"
    • TV-14
  260. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "5-Week-Old Dies ... Was Mom Neglectful?"
    • TV-14
  261. 12:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Sister, Sister ... You Slept With My Mister!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Jefferson vs. Singleton"
    • TV-14
  263. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Harrison/McMahon/Wilridge vs. Rogers"
    • TV-14
  264. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Striptacular"
    • TV-14
  265. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Check My Man, I Know He's Cheating"
    • TV-14
  266. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Furious Females Confront Their Lovers!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Proof"
    • TV-PG
  268. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  269. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Romance Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  270. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Australia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  271. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Boys' Night"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  272. Wednesday Night
  273. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  274. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 9:00 PM America's Next Top Model "The Guy Who Gets a Hickey"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  276. 10:00 PM A Wicked Offer "Wurst Taste Scenario"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (L)
  277. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wallet"
    • TV-PG
  278. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  279. Thursday, September 3
  280. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
  281. 12:30 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  282. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Yellow Subterfuge"
    • TV-PG
  283. 1:30 AM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  284. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Lateness"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  285. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  287. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Chicken Pox"
    • TV-PG
  288. 4:00 AM American Dad "Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  289. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Harrison/McMahon/Wilridge vs. Rogers"
    • TV-14
  290. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Woman Stabbed 22 Times by Ex; Dr. Travis Needs Emergency Medical Assistance on Set!"
    • TV-PG
  291. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 7:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "How to Detox Your Brain"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  295. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  296. 8:30 AM State to State "Northern Road Trip"
    • TV-G
  297. 9:00 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  298. 9:30 AM Cheaters "Diane Craig"
    • TV-14
  299. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "I Was Set Up!"
    • TV-14
  300. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Trusted My Boyfriend: Is He a Molester?"
    • TV-14
  301. 12:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Cheaters, DNA Disasters and Deceit!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Grier vs. Thompson/Toles"
    • TV-14
  303. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Cowart vs. James"
    • TV-14
  304. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Bring That Booty"
    • TV-14
  305. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Brothers Stand Accused of Molestation"
    • TV-14
  306. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Foul Play and DNA!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Ricky Martin!"
    • TV-PG
  308. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  309. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  310. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Sleeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  311. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  312. Thursday Night
  313. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  314. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  315. 9:00 PM Beauty and the Beast "Patient X"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  316. 10:00 PM Arrow "Broken Arrow"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  317. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Watch"
    • TV-PG
  318. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  319. Friday, September 4
  320. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
  321. 12:30 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  322. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Steal This Episode"
    • TV-PG
  323. 1:30 AM Family Guy "Herpe, the Love Sore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  324. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Security"
    • TV-PG
  325. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  326. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  327. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  328. 4:00 AM American Dad "A Jones for a Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  329. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Cowart vs. James"
    • TV-14
  330. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Shocking Acts Caught on Camera; Mom Does Unthinkable During C-Section; Charged With Child Abuse for Slamming Brakes? Mystery Skin Conditions"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  331. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 7:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "How to Detox Your Brain"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  335. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 8:30 AM Animal Atlas "Mammal Mania"
    • TV-G
  337. 9:00 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  338. 9:30 AM Cheaters "Stephanie Holland"
    • TV-14
  339. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Strippers Shake It Up"
    • TV-14
  340. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did My Girlfriend Fake Her Pregnancy?"
    • TV-14
  341. 12:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Cunningham Challenge: You Better Sing It!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Barrett vs. Jones"
    • TV-14
  343. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Shocking Updates!"
    • TV-14
  344. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Teen Mom Mayhem"
    • TV-14
  345. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did You Intentionally Burn Your Niece With a Cigarette?"
    • TV-14
  346. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "I Have Sex for Money, Don't Get Mad at Me, Honey!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Broadway"
    • TV-PG
  348. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  349. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Itchy Brain Simulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  350. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Message Received"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  351. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Good Cop Bad Dog"
    • TV-PG
  352. Friday Night
  353. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  354. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  355. 9:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Spinning the Classics"
    • TV-PG
  356. 9:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Adelaide Kane"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 10:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Now THAT'S a Bunny!"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  358. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  359. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  360. Saturday, September 5
  361. 12:00 AM Friday Night Football
    • TV-G
  362. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Specs and the City"
    • TV-PG
  363. 1:30 AM Family Guy "The Most Interesting Man in the World"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  364. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Crazy Chin"
    • TV-PG
  365. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  367. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy"
    • TV-PG
  368. 4:00 AM American Dad "May the Best Stan Win"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  369. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Shocking Updates!"
    • TV-14
  370. 5:00 AM The Doctors "The Doctors Exclusive: Honey Boo Boo's Health Intervention; Real Housewife Reconnects With Deceased Mother"
    • TV-PG
  371. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  373. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 8:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Old School Vet"
    • TV-G
  376. 8:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Firework Pol"
    • TV-G
  377. 9:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Surprise Party"
    • TV-G
  378. 9:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Pups and Suds"
    • TV-G
  379. 10:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Puppy Extravaganza"
    • TV-G
  380. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Heavy Metal Doggie"
    • TV-G
  381. 11:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bulldog Hair Styles"
    • TV-G
  382. 11:30 AM Dog Town, USA "Gunnar Blues"
  383. 12:00 PM College Football "Wofford at Clemson"
    • LIVE
  384. 3:30 PM 3rd Rock From the Sun "Shall We Dick?"
    • TV-PG
  385. 4:00 PM 3rd Rock From the Sun "Dick Puts the Id in Cupid"
    • TV-PG
  386. 4:30 PM What Went Down "Death of a Fails-Man"
    • TV-PG
  387. 5:00 PM What Went Down "David Copper-Failed"
    • TV-PG
  388. 5:30 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  389. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  390. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  391. 7:00 PM Monopoly Millionaires' Club
    • TV-G
  392. Saturday Night
  393. 8:00 PM Futurama "Viva Mars Vegas"
    • TV-14
  394. 8:30 PM Futurama "Stench and Stenchibility"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  395. 9:00 PM Family Guy "No Chris Left Behind"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  396. 9:30 PM Family Guy "It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  397. 10:00 PM Cheaters "Eryn Shields; Mimi Barber"
    • TV-14
  398. 11:00 PM Bones "The Man With the Bone"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  399. Sunday, September 6
  400. 12:00 AM Castle "Linchpin"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  401. 1:00 AM The Pinkertons "The Fourth Man"
    • TV-PG
  402. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  403. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  404. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  405. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  406. 4:00 AM Bones "The Doll in the Derby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  407. 5:00 AM Castle "Once Upon a Crime"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  408. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  409. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  410. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  411. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  412. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  413. 8:30 AM In Search
  414. 9:00 AM Castin' Cajun
    • TV-G
  415. 9:30 AM The 411
    • TV-G
  416. 10:00 AM Expedition Wild "Yellowstone Scavengers"
    • TV-G
  417. 10:30 AM Rock the Park "Best of Wildlife"
    • TV-G
  418. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  419. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  420. 12:00 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  421. 12:30 PM Jane Seymour's Skin Care Secret
  422. 1:00 PM Kill Bill: Vol. 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  423. 4:00 PM Walk Tall -- The Story of Kristian Bush
    • NEW
  424. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  425. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  426. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  427. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  428. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  429. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pork Chop Indeterminacy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  430. Sunday Night
  431. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Peanut Reaction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  432. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tangerine Factor"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  433. 9:00 PM Modern Family "The Feud"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  434. 9:30 PM Modern Family "Spring-a-Ding-Fling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  435. 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Blabbermouths"
    • TV-PG
  436. 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Model"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  437. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  438. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  439. Monday, September 7
  440. 12:00 AM Friends "The One After Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  441. 12:30 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  442. 1:00 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Inside UFOs"
    • TV-PG
  443. 1:30 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Unwelcome Visitors"
    • TV-PG
  444. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  445. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  446. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  447. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  448. 4:00 AM Extra
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  449. 5:00 AM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  450. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  451. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  452. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  453. 7:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "Dare to Believe in God's Plan"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  454. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  455. 8:30 AM 3rd Rock From the Sun "Mary Loves Scoochie"
    • TV-PG
  456. 9:00 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  457. 9:30 AM Cheaters "Keila Smith"
    • TV-14
  458. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  459. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • TV-14
  460. 12:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Sex Secrets ... Time to Reveal All!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  461. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Ellison vs. Jenkins/McMichael"
    • TV-14
  462. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Whitman vs. Mapson/Anderson"
    • TV-14
  463. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "I Got Some Sugar"
    • TV-14
  464. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "You Preyed on My Daughter"
    • TV-14
  465. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  466. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "A Wendy Event!"
    • TV-PG
  467. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  468. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Discovery Dissipation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  469. 7:00 PM Modern Family "The Wedding, Part 1"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  470. 7:30 PM Modern Family "See You Next Fall"
    • TV-PG
  471. Monday Night
  472. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  473. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  474. 9:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Phone-y Business"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  475. 10:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Jaime Camil"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  476. 10:30 PM Significant Mother "Welcome to Bonetown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  477. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  478. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  479. Tuesday, September 8
  480. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
  481. 12:30 AM Dish Nation
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  482. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "The Man Who Grew Too Much"
    • TV-PG
  483. 1:30 AM Family Guy "Baby Got Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  484. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Mentor"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  485. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  486. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  487. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where No One's Ready"
    • TV-PG
  488. 4:00 AM American Dad "Return of the Bling"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  489. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Whitman vs. Mapson/Anderson"
    • TV-14
  490. 5:00 AM The Doctors
    • TV-PG
  491. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  492. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  493. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  494. 7:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "Dare to Believe in God's Plan"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  495. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  496. 8:30 AM On the Spot "Inventions, Who Said That, In Sickness and in Health"
    • TV-G
  497. 9:00 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  498. 9:30 AM Cheaters "Susan Varney"
    • TV-14
  499. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  500. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • TV-14
  501. 12:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Murder, Mayhem & Mistaken Identity!"