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  2. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert's Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  3. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  5. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  6. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Austin Carey"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  7. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Hilburn vs. Barnes"
    • TV-14
  8. 5:00 AM The Doctors "The Doctors Exclusive Intervention: Stuck in a Major Health Rut! Sued for Posting the Wrong Pic? Should You Be Nude Around Your Kids?"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  9. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  10. 6:30 AM Larry King Special Report
  11. 7:00 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  12. 7:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  13. 8:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "A Pol Emergency"
    • TV-G
  14. 8:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Here Today, Gone Tomorrow"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  15. 9:00 AM Dog Town, USA "Wiggle Room"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  16. 9:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Jane's Conviction"
    • TV-G
  17. 10:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Trio of Terror"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  18. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "The Big Apple Bite"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  19. 11:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Double Dribble"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  20. 11:30 AM Save Our Shelter "Getting Involved"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  21. 12:00 PM Dream Quest With Evette Rios "Dreams of the Virgin Islands"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  22. 12:30 PM Hatched "Naiwbe"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  23. 1:00 PM AAA Benefits and Savings
  24. 1:30 PM Bye Bye Foundation
  25. 2:00 PM Not Another Teen Movie
    • R
  26. 4:00 PM More Sex, Less Stress
  27. 4:30 PM What Went Down "The Little Fail That Could"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  28. 5:00 PM What Went Down "I Smell a Fail"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  29. 5:30 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  30. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  31. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  32. 7:00 PM Monopoly Millionaires' Club
    • TV-G
  33. 7:30 PM The King of Queens "Swim Neighbors"
    • TV-G
  34. Last Night
  35. 8:00 PM Person of Interest "Allegiance"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  36. 9:00 PM Elementary "T-Bone and the Iceman"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  37. 10:00 PM Cheaters "Michael Jurgeon, Sharonda Holloway, Mari Gomez"
    • TV-14
  38. 11:00 PM Bones "The Recluse in the Recliner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  39. Today
  40. 12:00 AM Bones "The Santa in the Slush"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 1:00 AM Castle "Close Encounters of the Murderous Kind"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  42. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  43. 2:30 AM Larry King Special Report
  44. 3:00 AM Airbrushed Beauty
  45. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  46. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Misery Loves Company"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  47. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Contractor"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  48. 5:00 AM The Closer "To Protect & Serve"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  49. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  50. 6:30 AM Larry King Special Report Update
  51. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  52. 7:30 AM Larry King Special Report UPDATE
  53. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  54. 8:30 AM In Search of the Lord's Way
    • TV-G
  55. 9:00 AM Castin' Cajun
    • TV-G
  56. 9:30 AM The 411
    • TV-G
  57. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  58. 10:30 AM Under Pressure Cooking
  59. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  60. 11:30 AM AAA Benefits and Savings
  61. 12:00 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  62. 12:30 PM Larry King Special Report Update
  63. 1:00 PM Flat and Sexy Abs!
  64. 1:30 PM Queen of the Damned
    • TV-14
    • R
  65. 3:30 PM Syriana
    • TV-14
    • R
  66. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  67. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Troll Manifestation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  69. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Comic Book Store Regeneration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  70. Tonight
  71. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Intimacy Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  72. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Colonization Application"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  73. 9:00 PM Modern Family "Crying Out Loud"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  74. 9:30 PM Modern Family "American Skyper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  75. 10:00 PM New Orleans Music Playlist
  76. 10:30 PM The King of Queens "S'no Job"
    • TV-PG
  77. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Maestro"
    • TV-PG
  78. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wink"
    • TV-PG
  79. Tomorrow
  80. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 12:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  82. 1:00 AM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG
  83. 1:30 AM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
    • TV-PG
  84. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  85. 2:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  86. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  87. 3:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  88. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Michael Jurgeon, Sharonda Holloway, Mari Gomez"
    • TV-14
  89. 5:00 AM Castle "Murder Most Fowl"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  90. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  91. 6:30 AM Everstrong
  92. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  93. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  94. 8:00 AM Medical Breakthroughs for Fast, Safe Solutions to Joint Problems
  95. 8:30 AM 3rd Rock From the Sun "Near Dick Experience"
    • TV-PG
  96. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  97. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Too Late to Say Sorry?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  98. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "My Daughter Was Abused: Test Everyone!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  99. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Catch Me if You Can; False Testimony"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  100. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Herrin/Medley/Johnson vs. Medley"
    • TV-14
  101. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "After the Results"
    • TV-14
  102. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "BBW Buffet"
    • TV-14
  103. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "5-Week-Old Dies ... Was Mom Neglectful?"
    • TV-14
  104. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "There's No Doubt...If You Cheated You're Out!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Hot Topics Week!"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  106. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  107. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Indecision Amalgamation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  108. 7:00 PM Modern Family "A Slight at the Opera"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  109. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Heart Broken"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  110. Tomorrow Night
  111. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  112. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 9:00 PM Reign "No Way Out"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  114. 10:00 PM Jane the Virgin "Chapter Forty-Two"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  115. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Hot Tub"
    • TV-PG
  116. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "Male Unbonding"
    • TV-PG
  117. Tuesday, May 3
  118. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  119. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  120. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Bonfire of the Manatees"
    • TV-14  (D)
  121. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Pregnant Pause"
    • TV-PG
  122. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Peter on the Couch"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  123. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  124. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  125. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  126. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Nykol Russell"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  127. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "After the Results"
    • TV-14
  128. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Hot Topics With Comedian Bill Engvall; the Orgasm Button; Size K Breasts Are Ruining My Life; Awake Brain Surgery!"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  129. 6:00 AM Copper Chef
  130. 6:30 AM Green Tea
  131. 7:00 AM Airbrushed Beauty
  132. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  133. 8:00 AM Best Portable Charger
  134. 8:30 AM On the Spot "Mad Science, Oddities, Origins"
    • TV-G
  135. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  136. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Control Your Crazy"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  137. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Confessed Last Night, but I Need the DNA Results"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  138. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Custody Battle Leads to Murder Plot; Killer Stepmom"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  139. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Percy/Glen vs. Gayle"
    • TV-14
  140. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Pierce vs. Covell"
    • TV-14
  141. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Mind-Blowing Secrets"
    • TV-14
  142. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Trusted My Boyfriend: Is He a Molester?"
    • TV-14
  143. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Why Be A Father If You Can't Even Bother?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Hot Topics Week!"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  145. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  146. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Relationship Diremption"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  147. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Bad Hair Day"
    • TV-PG
  148. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Best Men"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  149. Tuesday Night
  150. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  152. 9:00 PM The Flash "Rupture"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (V)
  153. 10:00 PM Containment "Be Angry at the Sun"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (V)
  154. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Soup Nazi"
    • TV-PG
  155. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Stakeout"
    • TV-PG
  156. Wednesday, May 4
  157. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  158. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  159. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
    • TV-14  (D)
  160. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Pregnant Pause"
    • TV-PG
  161. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Surprise Party"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  162. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  163. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  165. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Angelica Cruz"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  166. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Pierce vs. Covell"
    • TV-14
  167. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Exclusive: Reality Star's Shocking Nose Surgery! Docs Sew Man's Hand Into Stomach? Experiment Gives Men Periods for Three Days?"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  168. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  169. 6:30 AM Green Tea
  170. 7:00 AM Jesse Duplantis
    • TV-G
  171. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  172. 8:00 AM Foundation For Life With Waylon Bailey
  173. 8:30 AM The Coolest Places on Earth "Coolest Water Adventures"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  174. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  175. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "2nd Thought T.H.O.T.S."
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  176. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "My Son Was Murdered: I Need the Truth"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  177. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Katie's Second Chance; Gang Member Catering"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  178. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Alexander vs. Stewart"
    • TV-14
  179. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Richardson/Hill vs. Russell"
    • TV-14
  180. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Shocking Secret Guests"
    • TV-14
  181. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did My Girlfriend Fake Her Pregnancy?"
    • TV-14
  182. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "I'm Over Your Obesity! Lose It, Or Lose Me!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Hot Topics Week!"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  184. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  185. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anything Can Happen Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  186. 7:00 PM Modern Family "The Wow Factor"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  187. 7:30 PM Modern Family "The Future Dunphys"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  188. Wednesday Night
  189. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  190. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 9:00 PM Arrow "Genesis"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  192. 10:00 PM Supernatural "Don't Call Me Shurley"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  193. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Secret Code"
    • TV-PG
  194. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Robbery"
    • TV-PG
  195. Thursday, May 5
  196. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  197. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  198. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Marge's Son Poisoning"
    • TV-14  (D)
  199. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Pilot"
    • TV-G
  200. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Jazz Records"
    • TV-PG
  201. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  202. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  203. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  204. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Eddie Mayes"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  205. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Richardson/Hill vs. Russell"
    • TV-14
  206. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Biggest Guest Surprise in The Doctors History! Shocking Facebook Post: Kid's for Sale? Could Mammograms Detect Heart Disease?"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  207. 6:00 AM Everstrong
  208. 6:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  209. 7:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  210. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  211. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  212. 8:30 AM Zoo Clues "Animals Of The World: The Amazon"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  213. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  214. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Threesome With Two Sisters"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  215. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Abusive Dads?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  216. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Who Killed Nancy Probst?; House of Horrors"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  217. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Hendricks vs. Pacheco"
    • TV-14
  218. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Kelly vs. Duncan/Anthony"
    • TV-14
  219. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Couples Get Nasty"
    • TV-14
  220. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "A Family Divided Gets Results"
    • TV-14
  221. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Daddy's DNA Doesn't Lie!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Hot Topics Week!"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  223. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  224. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  225. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Flip Flop"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  226. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Career Day"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  227. Thursday Night
  228. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 9:00 PM DC's Legends of Tomorrow "River of Time"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  231. 10:00 PM The 100 "Red Sky at Morning"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  232. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pool Guy"
    • TV-PG
  233. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Stock Tip"
    • TV-PG
  234. Friday, May 6
  235. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  236. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  237. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "See Homer Run"
    • TV-14  (D)
  238. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Head First"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  239. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Slave"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  240. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  241. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  243. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Danielle Harleaux"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  244. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Kelly vs. Duncan/Anthony"
    • TV-14
  245. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Little Women: LA's Jasmine Arteaga Opens Up About Health Fear; Cheap Way to Avoid High Heel Blisters; Phone App Teaches Kids Sex-Ed?"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  246. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 7:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  249. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  250. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  251. 8:30 AM Animal Atlas "Animals of Africa"
    • TV-G
  252. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  253. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Droppin' Beats Down"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  254. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Was My Daughter Molested?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  255. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Mother's Day Murder; Second Chance Farm"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  256. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Green vs. Duncan"
    • TV-14
  257. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Foster vs. Durden"
    • TV-14
  258. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "You Make Me Crazy"
    • TV-14
  259. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "The Horrific Truth Unleashes Fury"
    • TV-14
  260. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Best Of Bill: Low Down, Deadbeat Parents!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Hot Topics Week!"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  262. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  263. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Dissolution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  264. 7:00 PM Modern Family "My Hero"
    • TV-PG
  265. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Games People Play"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  266. Friday Night
  267. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  269. 9:00 PM The Vampire Diaries "Requiem for a Dream"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  270. 10:00 PM The Originals "Where Nothing Stays Buried"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (V)
  271. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Sponge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  272. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Ex-Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG
  273. Saturday, May 7
  274. 12:00 AM Friday Night Fastball
  275. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  276. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas"
    • TV-14  (D)
  277. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Fat City"
    • TV-PG
  278. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Lateness"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  279. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  280. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  282. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Tony"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  283. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Foster vs. Durden"
    • TV-14
  284. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Actress Marla Maples! Weightlifting Granny! Kylie Jenner in Danger? Woman Transforms Herself Into a Superhero!"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  285. 6:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  286. 6:30 AM Larry King Special Report Update
  287. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 8:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol
    • TV-G
  290. 8:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol
    • TV-G
  291. 9:00 AM Dog Town, USA
  292. 9:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition
    • TV-G
  293. 10:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition
    • TV-G
  294. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition
    • TV-G
  295. 11:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition
    • TV-G
  296. 11:30 AM Save Our Shelter
  297. 12:00 PM Dream Quest With Evette Rios
  298. 12:30 PM Hatched
  299. 1:00 PM Fish Oil Benefits Examined
  300. 1:30 PM CIZE Dance Workout!
  301. 2:00 PM Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
    • PG-13
  302. 4:30 PM What Went Down "Third Time's a Fail"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  303. 5:00 PM What Went Down "Fail University"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  304. 5:30 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  305. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  306. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  307. 7:00 PM New Orleans Music Playlist
  308. 7:30 PM The King of Queens "Richie's Song"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  309. Saturday Night
  310. 8:00 PM Person of Interest "Death Benefit"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  311. 9:00 PM Elementary "One Watson, One Holmes"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  312. 10:00 PM Cheaters "Andy Wilkins, Judith Hughes, Ronald Matts"
    • TV-14
  313. 11:00 PM Bones "The Conspiracy in the Corpse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  314. Sunday, May 8
  315. 12:00 AM Bones "The Man in the Mud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  316. 1:00 AM Castle "Last Call"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  317. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 2:30 AM Larry King Special Report Update
  319. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Security"
    • TV-PG
  322. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Ingrate"
    • TV-PG
  323. 5:00 AM The Closer "Head Over Heels"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  324. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 6:30 AM Larry King Special Report Update
  326. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  327. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 8:00 AM Help AC Presents
  329. 8:30 AM In Search of the Lord's Way
    • TV-G
  330. 9:00 AM Castin' Cajun
    • TV-G
  331. 9:30 AM The 411
    • TV-G
  332. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  333. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  334. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  335. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  336. 12:00 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  337. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  338. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
  339. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  340. 2:00 PM Motorsport "2016 IMSA Porsche GT3 Cup"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  341. 3:00 PM Flat and Sexy Abs!
  342. 3:30 PM Constantine
    • R
  343. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  345. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Leftover Thermalization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  346. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skywalker Incursion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  347. Sunday Night
  348. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fortification Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  349. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Communication Deterioration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  350. 9:00 PM Modern Family "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  351. 9:30 PM Modern Family "Dude Ranch"
    • TV-PG
  352. 10:00 PM New Orleans Music Playlist
  353. 10:30 PM The King of Queens "Cello, Goodbye"
    • TV-PG
  354. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Gum"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  355. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Rye"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  356. Monday, May 9
  357. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  358. 12:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  359. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  360. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  361. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Yasmine Franco, Brian Willard, Ivy Hicks"
    • TV-14
  366. 5:00 AM Castle "A Murder Is Forever"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  367. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  371. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 8:30 AM 3rd Rock From the Sun
    • TV-PG
  373. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  374. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer
    • TV-14
  375. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • TV-14
  376. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  377. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Lassio vs. Abbott"
    • TV-14
  378. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Tinch vs. Grubb/Boatman"
    • TV-14
  379. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Jerry's Polar Plunge"
    • TV-14
  380. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Is My First Love the Father?"
    • TV-14
  381. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Bill's Best Family Dramas And Baby Mamas!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  383. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  384. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Status Quo Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  385. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Goodnight, Gracie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  386. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Suddenly, Last Summer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  387. Monday Night
  388. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 9:00 PM Reign "Strange Bedfellows"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  391. 10:00 PM Jane the Virgin
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  392. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Caddy"
    • TV-PG
  393. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pony Remark"
    • TV-PG
  394. Tuesday, May 10
  395. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  396. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  397. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Simpsons Christmas Stories"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  398. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Paternal Affairs"
    • TV-G
  399. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Crazy Chin"
    • TV-PG
  400. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  401. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  402. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  403. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Fatima Everheart"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  404. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Tinch vs. Grubb/Boatman"
    • TV-14
  405. 5:00 AM The Doctors
    • TV-PG
  406. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  407. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  408. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  409. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  410. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  411. 8:30 AM On the Spot "Globetrotting, Home Sweet Home, The World in Numbers"
    • TV-G
  412. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  413. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer
    • TV-14
  414. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • TV-14
  415. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  416. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Hoyer vs. Gentry/Porter/Horne"
    • TV-14
  417. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Wray vs. Wise/Eastham"
    • TV-14
  418. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Turned Up on Springer"
    • TV-14
  419. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Steve Doesn't Spin the Truth"
    • TV-14
  420. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "The Best Of The Worst...Where Are They Now?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  421. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  422. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  423. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotion Interruption"
    • TV-PG
  424. 7:00 PM Modern Family "First Days"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  425. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Larry's Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  426. Tuesday Night
  427. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  428. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  429. 9:00 PM The Flash "The Runaway Dinosaur"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  430. 10:00 PM Containment "With Silence and Tears"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  431. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Seven"
    • TV-PG
  432. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Busboy"
    • TV-PG
  433. Wednesday, May 11
  434. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  435. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  436. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "The Italian Bob"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  437. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "The Rock"
    • TV-PG
  438. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Blabbermouths"
    • TV-PG
  439. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  440. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  441. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  442. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Kristella Borque"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  443. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Wray vs. Wise/Eastham"
    • TV-14
  444. 5:00 AM The Doctors
    • TV-PG
  445. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  446. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  447. 7:00 AM Jesse Duplantis
    • TV-G
  448. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  449. 8:00 AM Foundation For Life With Waylon Bailey
  450. 8:30 AM The Coolest Places on Earth "Wild & Wacky America"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  451. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  452. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer
    • TV-14
  453. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • TV-14
  454. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  455. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Jones vs. Morones/Smith"
    • TV-14
  456. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Lindsay vs. Word/Jones"
    • TV-14
  457. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Mom, Don't Ruin My Tranny Wedding"
    • TV-14
  458. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Consensual Sex or Rape?"
    • TV-14
  459. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "The Best Of Mothers & Daughters Divided!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  460. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  461. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  462. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Junior Professor Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  463. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Farm Strong"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  464. 7:30 PM Modern Family "The Late Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  465. Wednesday Night
  466. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  467. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  468. 9:00 PM Arrow "Monument Point"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  469. 10:00 PM Supernatural "All in the Family"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  470. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cadillac"
    • TV-PG
  471. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG
  472. Thursday, May 12
  473. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  474. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  475. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer's Paternity Coot"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  476. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Road Rayge"
    • TV-PG
  477. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Mentor"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  478. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  479. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  480. 3:30 AM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  481. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Adrienne Zeigler"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  482. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Lindsay vs. Word/Jones"
    • TV-14
  483. 5:00 AM The Doctors
    • TV-PG
  484. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  485. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  486. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  487. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  488. 8:00 AM How To Look Sexy At 50!
  489. 8:30 AM Zoo Clues "Animals With Jobs"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  490. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  491. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer
    • TV-14
  492. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • TV-14
  493. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  494. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Tucker vs. Moseley"
    • TV-14
  495. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Craig vs. Craig/Thompson"
    • TV-14
  496. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Girls Come Out Swinging"
    • TV-14
  497. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "You Didn't Raise Me, but Are You a Molester?"
    • TV-14
  498. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Bill's Biggest DNA Dramas!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  499. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  500. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  501. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The First Pitch Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  502. 7:00 PM Modern Family "The Help"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  503. 7:30 PM Modern Family "A Fair to Remember"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  504. Thursday Night
  505. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  506. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tazed in the Lady Nuts"
    • TV-14  (D,L