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  1. Yesterday
  2. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Conversion"
    • TV-PG
  3. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Calzone"
    • TV-PG
  4. Today
  5. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  6. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  7. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  8. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Steve Moscow"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  9. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Disciplinarian"
    • TV-PG
  10. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  11. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  12. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where They're Going to Party!"
    • TV-PG
  13. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Rachel Carter"
    • TV-14
  14. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Harrison vs. Grant"
    • TV-14
  15. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Reality Star Reveals Health Struggle! Adults Wetting Beds? HIV Prevention Pill Fails? Scott Disick Makes Girls Sign Non-Disclosures?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  16. 6:00 AM Larry King Special Report
  17. 6:30 AM Green Tea
  18. 7:00 AM Stop Suffering
  19. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  20. 8:00 AM Airbrushed Beauty
  21. 8:30 AM Zoo Clues "Animals With Jobs"
    • TV-G
  22. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  23. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Selfish Singles Get Slapped!"
    • TV-14
  24. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "These Accusations Are Criminal"
    • TV-14
  25. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Heather Elvis Update; Doomsday Dater"
    • TV-PG
  26. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Vadeboncoeur vs. Furnari"
    • TV-14
  27. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Goddard vs. Harrison"
    • TV-14
  28. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Tranny Bomb!"
    • TV-14
  29. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "If I Fail, I'm the Devil"
    • TV-14
  30. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Best Of Bill: DNA Dilemmas And Lusty Lies"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Hot Topics"
    • TV-PG
  32. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  33. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Desperation Emanation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 7:00 PM Modern Family "The Big Game"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  35. 7:30 PM Modern Family "The Old Man & the Tree"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  36. Tonight
  37. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  38. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Boompa Loved His Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  39. 9:00 PM DC's Legends of Tomorrow "River of Time"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  40. 10:00 PM Beauty and the Beast "Meet the New Beast"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (V)
  41. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stall"
    • TV-PG
  42. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bottle Deposit"
    • TV-PG
  43. Tomorrow
  44. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  45. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  46. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "The Spy Who Learned Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  47. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Animal Attraction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  48. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Meeting the Parents"
    • TV-PG
  49. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  51. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  52. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Lacoya Sesay"
    • TV-14
  53. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Goddard vs. Harrison"
    • TV-14
  54. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Dr. Phil's Medical Condition He's Been Battling for Years; Look Five Years Younger for Less Than $5! Shocking Daycare Violations!"
    • TV-PG
  55. 6:00 AM Green Tea
  56. 6:30 AM Airbrushed Beauty
  57. 7:00 AM Stop Suffering
  58. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  59. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  60. 8:30 AM Animal Atlas "Fierce and Frightening"
    • TV-G
  61. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  62. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Ratchet Rejections"
    • TV-14
  63. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "He's Taken 3 DNA Tests: Will You Believe the Results?"
    • TV-14
  64. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Killer Sex; Clean Drug Test Bribery"
    • TV-PG
  65. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Dansby vs. Simpson"
    • TV-14
  66. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Hines vs. Jackson"
    • TV-14
  67. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Housewives Desperate and Dumped"
    • TV-14
  68. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "He Tortured Me Until I Confessed"
    • TV-14
  69. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Bill's Biggest DNA Dramas!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "LNSM"
    • TV-PG
  71. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  72. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Irish Pub Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  73. 7:00 PM Modern Family "And One to Grow On"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  74. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Under Pressure"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  75. Tomorrow Night
  76. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Give a Monkey a Gun"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  78. 9:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Extreme Levitations, Mind Melds, and Water into Wine"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  79. 9:30 PM Masters of Illusion "Altered States, Great Escapes, and the Return of the Mask"
    • TV-PG
  80. 10:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Juggle, Juggle, Penn's in Trouble"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  81. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Marine Biologist"
    • TV-PG
  82. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bottle Deposit"
    • TV-PG
  83. Saturday, August 27
  84. 12:00 AM Friday Night Football
  85. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Lisa Goes Gaga"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  86. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Prints Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  87. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Sleepover at Peggy's"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  88. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  90. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  91. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Eddie Mayes"
    • TV-14
  92. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Hines vs. Jackson"
    • TV-14
  93. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Little Women: LA's Jasmine Arteaga Opens Up About Health Fear; Cheap Way to Avoid High Heel Blisters; Phone App Teaches Kids Sex-Ed?"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  94. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  95. 6:30 AM Green Tea
  96. 7:00 AM Derm Exclusive!
  97. 7:30 AM Medical Breakthroughs for Fast, Safe Solutions to Joint Problems
  98. 8:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Winter Is Coming"
    • TV-G
  99. 8:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Picture Pol-fect"
    • TV-G
  100. 9:00 AM Dog Town, USA "Change for Penny"
    • TV-G
  101. 9:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "The Bandit and the Bulldog"
    • TV-G
  102. 10:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "No Funny Business"
    • TV-G
  103. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Trials by Mateo"
    • TV-G
  104. 11:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Sheltie Academy"
    • TV-G
  105. 11:30 AM Save Our Shelter "West Vancouver BCSPCA"
    • TV-G
  106. 12:00 PM Dream Quest With Evette Rios "Dreams of the Virgin Islands"
    • TV-G
  107. 12:30 PM Hatched "Hydroz"
    • TV-G
  108. 1:00 PM How to Tighten Crepey Skin
  109. 1:30 PM Everstrong
  110. 2:00 PM Scooby-Doo
    • PG
  111. 4:00 PM More Sex, Less Stress
  112. 4:30 PM What Went Down "One Sweet Fail"
    • TV-PG
  113. 5:00 PM What Went Down "Random Acts of Failure"
    • TV-PG
  114. 5:30 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  115. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  116. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  117. 7:00 PM New Orleans Music Playlist
  118. 7:30 PM The King of Queens "Cowardly Lyin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  119. Saturday Night
  120. 8:00 PM Person of Interest "Witness"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  121. 9:00 PM Elementary "Solve for X"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  122. 10:00 PM Cheaters "Michael Chance Harper, Juanisha Richard"
    • TV-14
  123. 11:00 PM Bones "The Lost in the Found"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  124. Sunday, August 28
  125. 12:00 AM Bones "The Bone That Blew"
    • TV-14  (D)
  126. 1:00 AM Castle "Heroes & Villains"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  127. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  128. 2:30 AM Green Tea
  129. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  130. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  131. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Shower"
    • TV-PG
  132. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Baggage"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  133. 5:00 AM The Closer "Tijuana Brass"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  134. 6:00 AM Green Tea
  135. 6:30 AM Larry King Special Report
  136. 7:00 AM Larry King Special Report
  137. 7:30 AM Power Now
  138. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  139. 8:30 AM In Search of the Lord's Way
    • TV-G
  140. 9:00 AM Castin' Cajun
    • TV-G
  141. 9:30 AM The 411
    • TV-G
  142. 10:00 AM Larry King Special Report
  143. 10:30 AM Power Now
  144. 11:00 AM Airbrushed Beauty
  145. 11:30 AM AAA Benefits and Savings
  146. 12:00 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  147. 12:30 PM Larry King Special Report Update
  148. 1:00 PM Tai Chi Master!
  149. 1:30 PM AAA Benefits and Savings
  150. 2:00 PM Hostage
    • R
  151. 4:00 PM The Bank Job
    • R
  152. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  153. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Herb Garden Germination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Agreement Dissection"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. Sunday Night
  157. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wildebeest Implementation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Engagement Reaction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 9:00 PM Modern Family "Won't You Be Our Neighbor"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  160. 9:30 PM Modern Family "Halloween 3: AwesomeLand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  161. 10:00 PM New Orleans Music Playlist
  162. 10:30 PM The King of Queens "Queens'bro Bridge"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  163. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  164. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pie"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  165. Monday, August 29
  166. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 12:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 1:00 AM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  169. 1:30 AM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  170. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  171. 2:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  172. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  173. 3:30 AM Medical Breakthroughs for Fast, Safe Solutions to Joint Problems
  174. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Charlene, Ken and Rene"
    • TV-14
  175. 5:00 AM Castle "Hong Kong Hustle"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  176. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  177. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  178. 7:00 AM Stop Suffering
  179. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  180. 8:00 AM Physicians Chronic Pain Relief!
  181. 8:30 AM Divorce Court "Irvin vs. Irvin"
    • TV-PG
  182. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  183. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Sisters Step Up to Throwdown"
    • TV-14
  184. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Am I in Love With a Molester?"
    • TV-14
  185. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Suicide or Murder?; Where's Ayla?"
    • TV-PG
  186. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Knox vs. Bailey/Bailey"
    • TV-14
  187. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Clark vs. Bolden"
    • TV-14
  188. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Tag Team Fights"
    • TV-14
  189. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "7 Days Old and Severely Abused"
    • TV-14
  190. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Stop Fueling the Fire ... You're a Dirty Liar!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Hot Topics"
    • TV-PG
  192. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  193. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Apology Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  194. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Three Dinners"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  195. 7:30 PM Modern Family "iSpy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  196. Monday Night
  197. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  198. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 9:00 PM Supergirl "Blood Bonds"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  200. 10:00 PM Supergirl "Childish Things"
    • TV-14  (V)
  201. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stand-In"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  202. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wait Out"
    • TV-PG
  203. Tuesday, August 30
  204. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  205. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  206. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Ned 'n' Edna's Blend"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  207. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Driving Reign"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  208. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Bachelor Party"
    • TV-PG
  209. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  210. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  211. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  212. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Tammy Basaldua"
    • TV-14
  213. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Clark vs. Bolden"
    • TV-14
  214. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Biggest Guest Surprise in The Doctors History! Shocking Facebook Post: Kid's for Sale? Could Mammograms Detect Heart Disease?"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  215. 6:00 AM Larry King Special Report Update
  216. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  217. 7:00 AM Stop Suffering
  218. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  219. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  220. 8:30 AM Divorce Court "Martinez vs. LeBruce"
    • TV-PG
  221. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  222. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Sorry Not Sorry"
    • TV-14
  223. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "DNA: Intense Reactions"
    • TV-14
  224. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Sins of a Priest; Natalie Wood"
    • TV-PG
  225. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Foster vs. Fields"
    • TV-14
  226. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Williams III vs. Smith"
    • TV-14
  227. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Springer Madness"
    • TV-14
  228. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Like You, You Better Pass"
    • TV-14
  229. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Betrayed & Abused by My Bad Mom!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "The Carlton"
    • TV-PG
  231. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  232. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 21-Second Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  233. 7:00 PM Modern Family "The Feud"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  234. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Spring-a-Ding-Fling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  235. Tuesday Night
  236. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  237. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 9:00 PM The Flash "Fast Lane"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  239. 10:00 PM MADtv "Episode Five"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  240. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wife"
    • TV-PG
  241. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Invitations"
    • TV-PG
  242. Wednesday, August 31
  243. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  244. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  245. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "The Man Who Came to Be Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  246. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Clothes Encounter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  247. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert's Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  248. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  249. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  250. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  251. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Brooke"
    • TV-14
  252. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Williams III vs. Smith"
    • TV-14
  253. 5:00 AM The Doctors "The Doctors Put It to the Test! Live Non-Surgical Nose Job; Firm Aging Skin in 19 Minutes? Hand Rejuvenation Procedure"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  254. 6:00 AM Larry King Special Report Update
  255. 6:30 AM Stop Suffering
  256. 7:00 AM Jesse Duplantis
    • TV-G
  257. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  258. 8:00 AM Foundation For Life With Waylon Bailey
  259. 8:30 AM Divorce Court "Sanders vs. Henry"
    • TV-PG
  260. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  261. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Mistresses Smoked Out"
    • TV-14
  262. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Blindsided by Results"
    • TV-14
  263. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Elizabeth Smart; Justice for Jesse"
    • TV-PG
  264. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Brooks vs. Gooley"
    • TV-14
  265. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Dupree vs. Flagg"
    • TV-14
  266. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Strip Club Threesome"
    • TV-14
  267. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Married a Sex Offender: Did He Molest My Kids?"
    • TV-14
  268. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "There's No Doubt...If You Cheated You're Out!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Dr. Oz!"
    • TV-PG
  270. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  271. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Other People's Children"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  273. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Las Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  274. Wednesday Night
  275. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  276. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 9:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Here's Moxie!"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  278. 10:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Katie Cassidy"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 10:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Tamera Mowry-Housley"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fire"
    • TV-PG
  281. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Foundation"
    • TV-PG
  282. Thursday, September 1
  283. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  284. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  285. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Simpsorama"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  286. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Bed Spread"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  287. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert's Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  288. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  289. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  290. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  291. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Norma Norman"
    • TV-14
  292. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Dupree vs. Flagg"
    • TV-14
  293. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Exclusive: Reality Star's Shocking Nose Surgery! Docs Sew Man's Hand Into Stomach? Experiment Gives Men Periods for Three Days?"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  294. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  295. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 7:00 AM Stop Suffering
  297. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  298. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 8:30 AM Divorce Court "Beaufort vs. Beaufort"
    • TV-PG
  300. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  301. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "My Virgin Sister Wants My Man"
    • TV-14
  302. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Registered Sex Offender Clears His Name?"
    • TV-14
  303. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Mormon Murders; Zipcar Hacking"
    • TV-PG
  304. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Vaughn vs. Williams"
    • TV-14
  305. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Hanger vs. Babbit"
    • TV-14
  306. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "You Slept With Her for Rent?"
    • TV-14
  307. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "He Beats You, but You'll Leave if He's Cheating?"
    • TV-14
  308. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Daddy's DNA Doesn't Lie!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Hot Topics Week!"
    • TV-PG
  310. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  311. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 7:00 PM Modern Family "A Hard Jay's Night"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  313. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Australia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  314. Thursday Night
  315. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  316. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Of Course He's Dead -- Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  317. 9:00 PM DC's Legends of Tomorrow "Destiny"
    • TV-14  (V)
  318. 10:00 PM Beauty and the Beast "The Getaway"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  319. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  320. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soul Mate"
    • TV-PG
  321. Friday, September 2
  322. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  323. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  324. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "The Wreck of the Relationship"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  325. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Taste Buds"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  326. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Misery Loves Company"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  327. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D)
  328. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  329. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  330. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Juanisha Richard"
    • TV-14
  331. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Hanger vs. Babbit"
    • TV-14
  332. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Shocking Stories Caught on Camera! Drugstore Thief Beat Down; Teacher Caught Berating First Grader?"
    • TV-PG
  333. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 7:00 AM Stop Suffering
  336. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  337. 8:00 AM Physicians Chronic Pain Relief!
  338. 8:30 AM Divorce Court "Newcomb vs. Reece"
    • TV-PG
  339. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  340. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "The Stripper Life"
    • TV-14
  341. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Your Story Keeps Changing: Are You Lying?"
    • TV-14
  342. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Murdered on Vacation; Deadly Edibles"
    • TV-PG
  343. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Loose vs. Zuniga"
    • TV-14
  344. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Brown vs. Brown-Overstreet"
    • TV-14
  345. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Dogged on Springer"
    • TV-14
  346. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Why Would You Say It Was His Son?"
    • TV-14
  347. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Get off Your Feet ... You're an Awful Deadbeat!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Donnie Loves Jenny"
    • TV-PG
  349. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  350. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bus Pants Utilization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  351. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Sleeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  352. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Message Received"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  353. Friday Night
  354. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  356. 9:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Money Matters, Separation Anxiety and One Ninja Turtle"
    • TV-PG
  357. 9:30 PM Masters of Illusion "Techno Magic, Quick Change and a Guillotine"
    • TV-PG
  358. 10:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "The Great Escape"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  359. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  360. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bizarro Jerry"
    • TV-PG
  361. Saturday, September 3
  362. 12:00 AM Friday Night Football
  363. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Super Franchise Me"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  364. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Dog Shelter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  365. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Peter on the Couch"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  366. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D)
  367. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  368. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-PG
  369. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Eugene Stein"
    • TV-14
  370. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Brown vs. Brown-Overstreet"
    • TV-14
  371. 5:00 AM The Doctors "A Telegram With Your Breasts? New Procedure for Saggy Jowls! The Wonder Breast Lift! Real Housewives of OC: Heather Dubrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  372. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 8:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Prickly Problem"
    • TV-G
  377. 8:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Chasing Tom"
    • TV-G
  378. 9:00 AM Dog Town, USA "World's Largest Cricket"
    • TV-G
  379. 9:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bulldog Ollie"
    • TV-G
  380. 10:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bookin' Booker"
    • TV-G
  381. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Love Pack"
    • TV-G
  382. 11:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Neighborhood Bark Party"
    • TV-G
  383. 11:30 AM Save Our Shelter "Abbotsford BCSPCA"
    • TV-G
  384. 12:00 PM College Football "Oklahoma vs. Houston"
    • LIVE
  385. 3:00 PM College Football Countdown
    • LIVE
  386. 3:30 PM 3rd Rock From the Sun "When Aliens Camp"
    • TV-14
  387. 4:00 PM 3rd Rock From the Sun "Power Mad Dick"
    • TV-14
  388. 4:30 PM What Went Down "Fails for Sale"
    • TV-PG
  389. 5:00 PM What Went Down "The Final Fail"
    • TV-PG
  390. 5:30 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  391. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  392. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  393. 7:00 PM New Orleans Music Playlist
    • TV-G
  394. 7:30 PM The King of Queens "Major Disturbance"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  395. Saturday Night
  396. 8:00 PM Person of Interest "Get Carter"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  397. 9:00 PM Elementary "Poison Pen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  398. 10:00 PM Cheaters "Charlene, Ken and Rene"
    • TV-14
  399. 11:00 PM Bones "The Verdict in the Victims"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  400. Sunday, September 4
  401. 12:00 AM Bones "Double Trouble in the Panhandle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  402. 1:00 AM Castle "Head Case"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  403. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  404. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  405. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  406. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  407. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Surprise Party"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  408. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Bird"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  409. 5:00 AM The Closer "Good Faith"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  410. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  411. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  412. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  413. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  414. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  415. 8:30 AM In Search of the Lord's Way
    • TV-G
  416. 9:00 AM Castin' Cajun
    • TV-G
  417. 9:30 AM The 411
    • TV-G
  418. 10:00 AM Dream Quest With Evette Rios "Super Sweet Snuba"
    • TV-G
  419. 10:30 AM Hatched "Comfortwear"
    • TV-G
  420. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  421. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  422. 12:00 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  423. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  424. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
  425. 1:30 PM Jumpstart Your Car From ANYWHERE!
  426. 2:00 PM Night of the Living Dead
    • TV-14  (V)
    • R
  427. 4:00 PM Gothika
    • TV-14  (D,V)
    • R
  428. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  429. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  430. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Roommate Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  431. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skank Reflex Analysis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  432. Sunday Night
  433. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Infestation Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D)
  434. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pulled Groin Extrapolation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  435. 9:00 PM Modern Family "Queer Eyes, Full Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  436. 9:30 PM Modern Family "Three Turkeys"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  437. 10:00 PM New Orleans Music Playlist
    • TV-G
  438. 10:30 PM The King of Queens "Brace Yourself"
    • TV-PG
  439. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opposite"
    • TV-PG
  440. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Hamptons"
    • TV-PG
  441. Monday, September 5
  442. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  443. 12:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  444. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With the Unagi"
    • TV-PG
  445. 1:30 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Dates a Student"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  446. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  447. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  448. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  449. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  450. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Charlene, Ken and Rene"
    • TV-14
  451. 5:00 AM Castle "Heroes & Villains"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  452. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  453. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  454. 7:00 AM Stop Suffering
  455. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  456. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  457. 8:30 AM Divorce Court "Farias vs. Sanchez"
    • TV-PG
  458. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  459. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Smash and Dash"
    • TV-14
  460. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "One of You Intentionally Broke This Baby's Leg"
    • TV-14
  461. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Nurse Murder; Record Company Phony"
    • TV-PG
  462. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "McBirth/Terrell vs. Jackson"
    • TV-14
  463. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Smith vs. Hopkins"
    • TV-14
  464. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer
    • TV-14
  465. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "If You Fail, I'll Explode"
    • TV-14
  466. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Murder, Deception & DNA!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  467. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Wendy Williams Day"
    • TV-PG
  468. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  469. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Car Displacement"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  470. 7:00 PM Modern Family "The Wedding, Part 1"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  471. 7:30 PM Modern Family "The Wedding, Part 2"
    • TV-PG
  472. Monday Night
  473. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  474. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  475. 9:00 PM Supergirl "Strange Visitor From Another Planet"
    • TV-14  (V)
  476. 10:00 PM Supergirl "Bizarro"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  477. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Note"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  478. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Little Kicks"
    • TV-PG
  479. Tuesday, September 6
  480. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  481. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  482. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Clown in the Dumps"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  483. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Moxie Moron"
    • TV-PG
  484. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Awful Bigamy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  485. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  486. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  487. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's New Dress"
    • TV-PG
  488. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Lucy Wheeler"
    • TV-14
  489. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Smith vs. Hopkins"
    • TV-14
  490. 5:00 AM The Doctors
    • TV-PG
  491. 6:00 AM Larry King Special Report Update
  492. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  493. 7:00 AM Stop Suffering
  494. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  495. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  496. 8:30 AM Divorce Court "Parks vs. McCray"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  497. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  498. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Hottie High-School Hook-Ups"
    • TV-14
  499. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "What Did You Do to My 3-Year-Old Child?"
    • TV-14
  500. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Bad Teacher? Nigerian Romance Scam"
    • TV-PG
  501. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Love/Willis vs. Williams/Williams"
    • TV-14
  502. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Fields/Boyer vs. Sandifer"