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  2. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With Joey's New Brain"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  3. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With the Truth About London"
    • TV-PG
  4. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  5. 2:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  6. 3:00 AM Say Goodbye to Dark Spots & Dark Marks & Hello to Flawless Radiance!
  7. 3:30 AM Copper Chef
  8. 4:00 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  9. 5:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Martha Morgan: Murder or Suicide?"
    • TV-PG
  10. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  11. 6:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  12. 7:00 AM Say Goodbye to Dark Spots & Dark Marks & Hello to Flawless Radiance!
  13. 7:30 AM Andrew Wommack: Gospel Truth
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  14. 8:00 AM AAA Benefits and Savings
  15. 8:30 AM Divorce Court "Blythe vs. Bone"
    • TV-PG
  16. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  17. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Bad Boys Blindsided"
    • TV-14
  18. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "If He Had Sex With a Man, We're Done!"
    • TV-14
  19. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Searching for Cole; Security Guard Serial Killer?"
    • TV-PG
  20. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Rolle vs. Gedelian"
    • TV-14
  21. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Robertson vs. McBain Sr."
    • TV-14
  22. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Stripper Pole Shakedown"
    • TV-14
  23. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "If You're Not Happy, Why Do You Stay?"
    • TV-14
  24. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "I'm in Love With My Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
  26. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  27. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fish Guts Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  28. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Grill, Interrupted"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  29. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Knock 'Em Down"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  30. Last Night
  31. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  32. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  33. 9:00 PM Supergirl "Star-Crossed"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  34. 10:00 PM Hooten & the Lady "Rome"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  35. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jacket"
    • TV-PG
  36. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  37. Today
  38. 12:00 AM News With A Twist at 11pm
    • NEW
  39. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  40. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror XXVI"
    • TV-14
  41. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Veiled Threat"
    • TV-PG
  42. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Four Play"
    • TV-PG
  43. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mosbius Designs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  45. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Joey's Porsche"
    • TV-PG
  46. 4:00 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  47. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Robertson vs. McBain Sr."
    • TV-14
  48. 5:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Searching for Cole; Security Guard Serial Killer?"
    • TV-PG
  49. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  50. 6:30 AM The Hard Truth
  51. 7:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  52. 7:30 AM Andrew Wommack: Gospel Truth
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  53. 8:00 AM AAA Benefits and Savings
  54. 8:30 AM On the Spot "Are We There Yet?, On the Edge, Into the Wild"
    • TV-G
  55. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  56. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Girlfriends Split"
    • TV-14
  57. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "A Family Affair Leads to Murder?"
    • TV-14
  58. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "A Deadly Grudge; Logan Is Missing"
    • TV-PG
  59. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Williams/Williams vs. Scales"
    • TV-14
  60. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Feagin vs. Pinkston"
    • TV-14
  61. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Bad Girls Beatdown"
    • TV-14
  62. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Found 100 Emails to Other Women"
    • TV-14
  63. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "Best of - Robert's Most Shocking Secrets Revealed!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
  65. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  66. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bakersfield Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  67. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Integrity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  68. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Patriot Games"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  69. Tonight
  70. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  72. 9:00 PM The Flash "Duet"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  73. 10:00 PM DC's Legends of Tomorrow "Camelot/3000"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  74. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Restaurant"
    • TV-PG
  75. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  76. Tomorrow
  77. 12:00 AM News With A Twist at 11pm
    • NEW
  78. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  79. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Puffless"
    • TV-PG
  80. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Double Downer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  81. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Hartford Wailer"
    • TV-PG
  82. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  83. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Three Days Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  84. 3:30 AM Friends "The One on the Last Night"
    • TV-PG
  85. 4:00 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  86. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Feagin vs. Pinkston"
    • TV-14
  87. 5:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "A Deadly Grudge; Logan Is Missing"
    • TV-PG
  88. 6:00 AM Everstrong
  89. 6:30 AM The Hard Truth
  90. 7:00 AM Jesse Duplantis
    • TV-G
  91. 7:30 AM Andrew Wommack: Gospel Truth
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  92. 8:00 AM Foundation For Life With Waylon Bailey
  93. 8:30 AM The Coolest Places on Earth "Coolest Honeymoons"
    • TV-G
  94. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  95. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Lesbians Over Easy"
    • TV-14
  96. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Unexpected Results Lead to Chaos"
    • TV-14
  97. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Crime Watch Daily Special Investigation: Stolen for Sex"
    • TV-PG
  98. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Martinez vs. Hernandez"
    • TV-14
  99. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Fuel vs. Burnett"
    • TV-14
  100. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Snatched-Up Baby Daddies"
    • TV-14
  101. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "DNA: You Didn't Know You Were 7 Months Pregnant?"
    • TV-14
  102. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "Is My Sister a Ho or No?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
  104. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  105. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper/Kripke Inversion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Crying Out Loud"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  107. 7:30 PM Modern Family "American Skyper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  108. Tomorrow Night
  109. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  110. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  111. 9:00 PM Arrow "Dangerous Liaisons"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  112. 10:00 PM Supernatural "The Future"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  113. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Phone Message"
    • TV-PG
  114. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  115. Thursday, August 24
  116. 12:00 AM News With A Twist at 11pm
    • NEW
  117. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  118. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Lisa With an 'S'"
    • TV-PG
  119. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Ovary Action"
    • TV-PG
  120. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Acting Out"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  121. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  122. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Right Place Right Time"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  123. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Runs"
    • TV-PG
  124. 4:00 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  125. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Fuel vs. Burnett"
    • TV-14
  126. 5:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Crime Watch Daily Special Investigation: Stolen for Sex"
    • TV-PG
  127. 6:00 AM Cooking Made Easy
  128. 6:30 AM Tummy Tuck: Miracle Nonsurgical Discovery Melts Away Belly Fat
  129. 7:00 AM Everstrong
  130. 7:30 AM Andrew Wommack: Gospel Truth
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  131. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  132. 8:30 AM Zoo Clues "Creepy Crawlers"
    • TV-G
  133. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  134. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Cuddling Gets Complicated"
    • TV-14
  135. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Sinister Acts Against Children?"
    • TV-14
  136. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Selfie Killer; Stolen Baby Picture"
    • TV-PG
  137. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Andrews vs. Corbitt"
    • TV-14
  138. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Bido vs. Bolton"
    • TV-14
  139. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Amateur Porn Stars Slapped"
    • TV-14
  140. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Most Shocking Results"
    • TV-14
  141. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "My Husband Accused Me of Sleeping With His Brother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
  143. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  144. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spoiler Alert Segmentation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Summer Lovin'"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  146. 7:30 PM Modern Family "The Day Alex Left for College"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  147. Thursday Night
  148. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  150. 9:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "A Big Round of Applause for Alyson"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  151. 10:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Charles Esten 1"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 10:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Ralph Macchio"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  153. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Apartment"
    • TV-PG
  154. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  155. Friday, August 25
  156. 12:00 AM News With A Twist at 11pm
    • NEW
  157. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  158. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Friend With Benefit"
    • TV-PG
  159. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Food Fight"
    • TV-G
  160. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Fight Schlub"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  161. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "As Fast as She Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  163. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross' Teeth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  164. 4:00 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  165. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Bido vs. Bolton"
    • TV-14
  166. 5:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Selfie Killer; Stolen Baby Picture"
    • TV-PG
  167. 6:00 AM Top Chef's Use Ronco Knives
  168. 6:30 AM Say Goodbye to Dark Spots & Dark Marks & Hello to Flawless Radiance!
  169. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  170. 7:30 AM Andrew Wommack: Gospel Truth
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  171. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  172. 8:30 AM Animal Atlas "Hungry as a Bear"
    • TV-G
  173. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  174. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Hot Lesbian Action"
    • TV-14
  175. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "DNA Betrayal?"
    • TV-14
  176. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "A Mother Vanishes; Who Killed Melissa Sowders?"
    • TV-PG
  177. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Patrick vs. Pence"
    • TV-14
  178. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Davies vs. Hunter"
    • TV-14
  179. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "You Just Got Duuuumped!"
    • TV-14
  180. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I'm Innocent, but He Still Abuses Me"
    • TV-14
  181. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "I Think My Husband Is Cheating on Me With Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
  183. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  184. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tangible Affection Proof"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 7:00 PM Modern Family "The Closet Case"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  186. 7:30 PM Modern Family "She Crazy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  187. Friday Night
  188. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ferrets, Attack!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 9:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Dancing Broomstick, Fast Coins, and One Giant Buzzsaw"
    • TV-PG
  191. 9:30 PM Masters of Illusion "Crazy, Crazy Cards and Silly Silhouettes"
    • TV-PG
  192. 10:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "A Big Round of Applause for Alyson"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  193. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stranded"
    • TV-PG
  194. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  195. Saturday, August 26
  196. 12:00 AM Friday Night Football
    • TV-G
  197. 1:00 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  198. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Nights"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  199. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Major Disturbance"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  200. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  201. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Leap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  202. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Apothecary Table"
    • TV-PG
  203. 4:00 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  204. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Davies vs. Hunter"
    • TV-14
  205. 5:00 AM Bones "The Secret in the Soil"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 6:00 AM Everstrong
  207. 6:30 AM Larry King Special Report
  208. 7:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  209. 7:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  210. 8:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "In Living Color"
    • TV-G
  211. 8:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Bridge Over River Pol"
    • TV-G
  212. 9:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "A Pig and a Pug"
    • TV-G
  213. 9:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Hootie and the Yorkie"
    • TV-G
  214. 10:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Healing a Hero"
    • TV-G
  215. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Feisty Frenchies"
    • TV-G
  216. 11:00 AM Save Our Shelter "Valley Humane Society"
    • TV-G
  217. 11:30 AM Vacation Creation "Captain for a Day"
    • TV-G
  218. 12:00 PM Save to Win "Who's the Boss?"
    • TV-G
  219. 12:30 PM Unlikely Animal Friends "Wild Bunch"
    • TV-G
  220. 1:00 PM Tummy Tuck: Miracle Nonsurgical Discovery Melts Away Belly Fat
  221. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  222. 2:00 PM Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  223. 4:30 PM Pawn Stars "Aw Shucks!"
    • TV-PG
  224. 5:00 PM Pawn Stars "Late Night Chum"
    • TV-PG
  225. 5:30 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  226. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  227. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  228. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 7:30 PM New Orleans Music Playlist
  230. Saturday Night
  231. 8:00 PM Person of Interest "Foe"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  232. 9:00 PM Elementary "Internal Audit"
    • TV-14  (V)
  233. 10:00 PM Cheaters "Alonzo Vargas"
    • TV-14
  234. 11:00 PM Pawn Stars "Zoodoo"
    • TV-PG
  235. 11:30 PM Pawn Stars "Off the Hook"
    • TV-PG
  236. Sunday, August 27
  237. 12:00 AM Bones "The Devil in the Details"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  238. 1:00 AM Castle "Child's Play"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  239. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  240. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  241. 3:00 AM Say Goodbye to Dark Spots & Dark Marks & Hello to Flawless Radiance!
  242. 3:30 AM Larry King Special Report
  243. 4:00 AM Castle "Clear & Present Danger"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  244. 5:00 AM Major Crimes "Personal Day"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  245. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  246. 6:30 AM Say Goodbye to Dark Spots & Dark Marks & Hello to Flawless Radiance!
  247. 7:00 AM Cooking Made Easy
  248. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  249. 8:00 AM Catholic Mass
    • TV-G
  250. 8:30 AM In Search of the Lord's Way
    • TV-G
  251. 9:00 AM Castin' Cajun
    • TV-G
  252. 9:30 AM The Outdoorsman With Buck McNeely "Amazon Piranha"
    • TV-G
  253. 10:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  254. 10:30 AM Cooking Made Easy
  255. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 11:30 AM Everstrong
  257. 12:00 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  258. 12:30 PM Say Goodbye to Dark Spots & Dark Marks & Hello to Flawless Radiance!
  259. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
  260. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  261. 2:00 PM Football Saturdays
  262. 3:00 PM The King of Queens "No Orleans"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  263. 3:30 PM The King of Queens "Missing Links"
    • TV-PG
  264. 4:00 PM Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
    • PG
  265. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  267. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The First Pitch Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  268. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hook-Up Reverberation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  269. Sunday Night
  270. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Focus Attenuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  271. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Expedition Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  272. 9:00 PM Modern Family "Truth Be Told"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  273. 9:30 PM Modern Family "Starry Night"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  274. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Game Changer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  275. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Benched"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  276. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Statue"
    • TV-G
  277. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Heart Attack"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  278. Monday, August 28
  279. 12:00 AM New Orleans Music Playlist
  280. 12:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress"
    • TV-PG
  282. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With Joey's Award"
    • TV-PG
  283. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  284. 2:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  285. 3:00 AM Tai Cheng with Dick Van Dyke
  286. 3:30 AM Say Goodbye to Dark Spots & Dark Marks & Hello to Flawless Radiance!
  287. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Alonzo Vargas"
    • TV-14
  288. 5:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "A Mother Vanishes; Who Killed Melissa Sowders?"
    • TV-PG
  289. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 6:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  291. 7:00 AM Ready. Aim. Clean.
  292. 7:30 AM Andrew Wommack: Gospel Truth
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  293. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 8:30 AM Divorce Court "Tyson vs. Tyson"
    • TV-PG
  295. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  296. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Sexing My Transexual Sister's Boyfriend"
    • TV-14
  297. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did I Spend 4 Years in Prison Because of a Lie?"
    • TV-14
  298. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Doctor's Deadly Orders"
    • TV-PG
  299. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Todd vs. Foster"
    • TV-14
  300. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Hauser vs. Campbell"
    • TV-14
  301. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Springer and Chill"
    • TV-14
  302. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Our Love Is Torture"
    • TV-14
  303. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show
  304. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
  305. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  306. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monster Isolation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  307. 7:00 PM Modern Family "The Verdict"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  308. 7:30 PM Modern Family "The More You Ignore Me"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  309. Monday Night
  310. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 9:00 PM Supergirl "Distant Sun"
    • TV-14  (V)
  313. 10:00 PM Hooten & the Lady "Cambodia"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  314. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Revenge"
    • TV-PG
  315. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  316. Tuesday, August 29
  317. 12:00 AM News With A Twist at 11pm
    • NEW
  318. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  319. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Halloween of Horror"
    • TV-PG
  320. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Hero Worship"
    • TV-PG
  321. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Brace Yourself"
    • TV-PG
  322. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  324. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Joke"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  325. 4:00 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  326. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Hauser vs. Campbell"
    • TV-14
  327. 5:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Doctor's Deadly Orders"
    • TV-PG
  328. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  331. 7:30 AM Andrew Wommack: Gospel Truth
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  332. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  333. 8:30 AM On the Spot "Where in the World?, Claim to Fame, Inventions"
    • TV-G
  334. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  335. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Countdown to a Breakup"
    • TV-14
  336. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Your Story Is Shady"
    • TV-14
  337. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Supermodel Murder Mystery"
    • TV-PG
  338. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Williams Jr. vs. Davis"
    • TV-14
  339. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Thompson vs. Pate-Thompson"
    • TV-14
  340. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Naked Peek-a-Boo"
    • TV-14
  341. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "My Daughter Tried to Poison Me"
    • TV-14
  342. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show
  343. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
  344. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  345. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Contractual Obligation Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  346. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Phil's Sexy, Sexy House"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  347. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Clean out Your Junk Drawer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  348. Tuesday Night
  349. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  351. 9:00 PM The Flash "Abra Kadabra"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  352. 10:00 PM DC's Legends of Tomorrow "Land of the Lost"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  353. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Deal"
    • TV-PG
  354. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  355. Wednesday, August 30
  356. 12:00 AM News With A Twist at 11pm
    • NEW
  357. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  358. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Paths of Glory"
    • TV-PG
  359. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Screwed Driver"
    • TV-PG
  360. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Moxie Moron"
    • TV-PG
  361. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  362. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Sister"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  364. 4:00 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  365. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Thompson vs. Pate-Thompson"
    • TV-14
  366. 5:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Supermodel Murder Mystery"
    • TV-PG
  367. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 7:00 AM Jesse Duplantis
    • TV-G
  370. 7:30 AM Andrew Wommack: Gospel Truth
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  371. 8:00 AM Foundation For Life With Waylon Bailey
  372. 8:30 AM The Coolest Places on Earth "Off the Beaten Path Getaways"
    • TV-G
  373. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  374. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Roped Into Sex"
    • TV-14
  375. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "A Huge Lie Destroyed Us"
    • TV-14
  376. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "What Happened to Lauren Agee?"
    • TV-PG
  377. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Jones vs. Houston"
    • TV-14
  378. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Whalon vs. Leblanc/Leblanc"
    • TV-14
  379. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Besties Have Beef"
    • TV-14
  380. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "She's a Liar: I'm Not a Molester"
    • TV-14
  381. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show
  382. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
  383. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  384. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closet Reconfiguration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  385. 7:00 PM Modern Family "White Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  386. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Playdates"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  387. Wednesday Night
  388. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 9:00 PM Vixen
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
  391. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Keys"
    • TV-PG
  392. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  393. Thursday, August 31
  394. 12:00 AM News With A Twist at 11pm
    • NEW
  395. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  396. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Barthood"
    • TV-PG
  397. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Lush Life"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  398. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Ruff Goin'"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  399. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  401. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Cry"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  402. 4:00 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  403. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Whalon vs. Leblanc/Leblanc"
    • TV-14
  404. 5:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "What Happened to Lauren Agee?"
    • TV-PG
  405. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  406. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  407. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  408. 7:30 AM Andrew Wommack: Gospel Truth
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  409. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  410. 8:30 AM Zoo Clues "Monkey Business"
    • TV-G
  411. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  412. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Sister Slapdown"
    • TV-14
  413. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did You Beat and Smother Your 2-Year-Old?"
    • TV-14
  414. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Stolen for Sex?; Boyfriend From Hell"
    • TV-PG
  415. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Walls vs. Walker"
    • TV-14
  416. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Boston vs. Murphy"
    • TV-14
  417. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "L Bombs Dropped"
    • TV-14
  418. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did You Beat a Defenseless Child?"
    • TV-14
  419. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show
  420. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
  421. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  422. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tenure Turbulence"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  423. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Spread Your Wings"
    • TV-PG
  424. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Clean for a Day"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  425. Thursday Night
  426. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  427. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Avoid the Chinese Mustard"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  428. 9:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Penn & Teller Teach You a Trick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  429. 10:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Brad Sherwood 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  430. 10:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Malcolm Goodwin"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  431. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  432. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strong Box"
    • TV-PG
  433. Friday, September 1
  434. 12:00 AM News With A Twist at 11pm
    • NEW
  435. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  436. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "The Girl Code"
    • TV-PG
  437. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Patrons Ain't"
    • TV-PG
  438. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Mama Cast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  439. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  440. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  441. 3:30 AM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  442. 4:00 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  443. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Boston vs. Murphy"
    • TV-14
  444. 5:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Stolen for Sex?; Boyfriend From Hell"
    • TV-PG
  445. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  446. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  447. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  448. 7:30 AM Andrew Wommack: Gospel Truth
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  449. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  450. 8:30 AM Animal Atlas "The Cat's Meow"
    • TV-G
  451. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  452. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "My Mama Don't Like You"
    • TV-14
  453. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "A Threesome Betrayal Sent Me to Jail"
    • TV-14
  454. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Tara Grant Murder; Mystery Car Rape"
    • TV-PG
  455. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Wilson vs. Felix/Brown"
    • TV-14
  456. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Kryger/Lee vs. Dittmer"
    • TV-14
  457. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Cyber Smackdown"
    • TV-14
  458. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "This Should Be Explosive ..."
    • TV-14
  459. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show
  460. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
  461. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  462. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closure Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  463. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Thunk in the Trunk"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  464. 7:30 PM Modern Family "The Storm"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  465. Friday Night
  466. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  467. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something My Gynecologist Said"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  468. 9:00 PM Masters of Illusion "From the Exotic to Defying the Law of Physics"
    • TV-PG
  469. 9:30 PM Masters of Illusion "Turbo Tech Magic and Card Connection"
    • TV-PG
  470. 10:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Penn, Teller and a Mind Reading Chicken"
    • TV-PG
  471. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  472. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wizard"
    • TV-PG
  473. Saturday, September 2
  474. 12:00 AM Friday Night Football
    • TV-G
  475. 1:00 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  476. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Bun Dummy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  477. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Home Cheapo"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  478. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  479. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  480. 3:30 AM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  481. 4:00 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  482. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Kryger/Lee vs. Dittmer"
    • TV-14
  483. 5:00 AM Bones "Intern in the Incinerator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  484. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  485. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  486. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  487. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  488. 8:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Weather the Weather"
    • TV-G
  489. 8:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Dr. Mom"
    • TV-G
  490. 9:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Belle & the Beast"
    • TV-G
  491. 9:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Rambunctious Rotties"
    • TV-G
  492. 10:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Houdini Hound"
    • TV-G
  493. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Huffy Husky"
    • TV-G
  494. 11:00 AM Save Our Shelter