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  2. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Giant Poking Device"
    • TV-PG
  4. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Tatyana Thompson"
    • TV-14
  5. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Percy/Glen vs. Gayle"
    • TV-14
  6. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Banish Your Belly Bloat! Strip Club at Your Neighbor's House? Artificial Sweeteners Affect Breathalyzer Tests? Twerking Soothes Crying Baby?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  7. 6:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  8. 6:30 AM Green Tea
  9. 7:00 AM Derm Exclusive!
  10. 7:30 AM Perfect Cooker
  11. 8:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Trading Places"
    • TV-G
  12. 8:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Expecting and Ailing"
    • TV-G
  13. 9:00 AM Dog Town, USA "Let's Be Friends"
    • TV-G
  14. 9:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Sniffing Snoopy"
    • TV-G
  15. 10:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Timid Terrier"
    • TV-G
  16. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "The Pet Offensive"
    • TV-G
  17. 11:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Sparky's Big Day"
    • TV-G
  18. 11:30 AM Save Our Shelter "Wags and Walks"
    • TV-G
  19. 12:00 PM Dream Quest With Evette Rios "Musical Icing"
    • TV-G
  20. 12:30 PM Hatched "Green Energy"
    • TV-G
  21. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
  22. 1:30 PM AAA Benefits and Savings
  23. 2:00 PM City by the Sea
    • R
  24. 4:00 PM 3rd Rock From the Sun "InDickscretion"
    • TV-PG
  25. 4:30 PM What Went Down "The Art of the Fail"
    • TV-PG
  26. 5:00 PM What Went Down "International House of Fails"
    • TV-PG
  27. 5:30 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  28. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  29. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  30. 7:00 PM New Orleans Music Playlist
  31. 7:30 PM The King of Queens "Off-Track ... Bedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  32. Last Night
  33. 8:00 PM Person of Interest "Search and Destroy"
    • TV-14  (V)
  34. 9:00 PM Elementary "Possibility Two"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  35. 10:00 PM Cheaters "Lacy Dawson, Isis Draper, Douglas Williams"
    • TV-14
  36. 11:00 PM Bones "The Teacher in the Books"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  37. Today
  38. 12:00 AM Bones "The Crank in the Shaft"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 1:00 AM Castle "The Dead Pool"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  40. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  41. 2:30 AM Copper Chef
  42. 3:00 AM Football Saturdays
  43. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "What Good Are You?"
    • TV-PG
  44. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ray's Journal"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  45. 5:00 AM The Closer "Next of Kin"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  46. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  47. 6:30 AM Larry King Special Report
  48. 7:00 AM Tummy Tuck: Miracle Nonsurgical Discovery Melts Away Belly Fat
  49. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  50. 8:00 AM Copper Chef
  51. 8:30 AM In Search of the Lord's Way
    • TV-G
  52. 9:00 AM Castin' Cajun
    • TV-G
  53. 9:30 AM The 411
    • TV-G
  54. 10:00 AM Larry King Special Report Update
  55. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  56. 11:00 AM AAA Benefits and Savings
  57. 11:30 AM Tummy Tuck: Miracle Nonsurgical Discovery Melts Away Belly Fat
  58. 12:00 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  59. 12:30 PM AAA Benefits and Savings
  60. 1:00 PM Green Tea
  61. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  62. 2:00 PM Biker Boyz
    • PG-13
  63. 4:00 PM City by the Sea
    • R
  64. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  67. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  68. Tonight
  69. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  70. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  71. 9:00 PM Modern Family "Las Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  72. 9:30 PM Modern Family "A Hard Jay's Night"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  73. 10:00 PM New Orleans Music Playlist
  74. 10:30 PM The King of Queens "Awed Couple"
    • TV-PG
  75. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Deal"
    • TV-PG
  76. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bubble Boy"
    • TV-PG
  77. Tomorrow
  78. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 12:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With the Apothecary Table"
    • TV-PG
  81. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With the Joke"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  82. 2:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  83. 2:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  84. 3:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  85. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  86. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Jasmine Saleh, Vincent Starling, Chantal Womack"
    • TV-14
  87. 5:00 AM Castle "Once Upon a Time in the West"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  88. 6:00 AM Everstrong
  89. 6:30 AM Tummy Tuck: Miracle Nonsurgical Discovery Melts Away Belly Fat
  90. 7:00 AM Stop Suffering
  91. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  92. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  93. 8:30 AM 3rd Rock From the Sun
    • TV-PG
  94. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  95. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Girlfriends Mowed Over"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  96. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "If You Didn't Cheat, How Did You Get an STD?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  97. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Missionary Molester; The Case Against Skyy Mims"
    • TV-PG
  98. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Williams vs. Potts/Carr"
    • TV-14
  99. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Conway vs. Cruse"
    • TV-14
  100. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "BFF Beatdown"
    • TV-14
  101. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Promise It Was Only One Time"
    • TV-14
  102. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "I Hope and Pray I'm Your Daddy Today!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Hot Topics"
    • TV-PG
  104. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  105. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  106. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Lifetime Supply"
    • TV-PG
  107. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Egg Drop"
    • TV-PG
  108. Tomorrow Night
  109. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  110. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 9:00 PM MADtv 20th Anniversary Reunion
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  112. 10:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Won't Get Fooled Again...?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  113. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  114. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Face Painter"
    • TV-PG
  115. Tuesday, July 26
  116. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  117. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  118. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "The Real Housewives of Fat Tony"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  119. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Silent Mite"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  120. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  121. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Three Days Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  122. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"
    • TV-14
  124. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Tom Bickel"
    • TV-14
  125. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Conway vs. Cruse"
    • TV-14
  126. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Popular Hair Product Makes Women Go Bald? Social Anxiety Is Ruining My Life! Child's Love Note Considered Harassment?"
    • TV-PG
  127. 6:00 AM Larry King Special Report Update
  128. 6:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  129. 7:00 AM Stop Suffering
  130. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  131. 8:00 AM Copper Chef
  132. 8:30 AM On the Spot "Mad Science, Get Creative, Fact or Fiction"
    • TV-G
  133. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  134. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Honey, I'm Gay"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  135. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "DNA: Make the Accusations Stop!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  136. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Husband Says Suicide, Prosecutor Says Murder; Case Surrounding Mandy Boardman"
    • TV-PG
  137. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Brogden vs. Sugden/Jones"
    • TV-14
  138. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Golden vs. Campbell"
    • TV-14
  139. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Misleading Men"
    • TV-14
  140. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "DNA: My Husband Is the Father"
    • TV-14
  141. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Murder, Mayhem & Mistaken Identity!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "SYTYCD"
    • TV-PG
  143. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  144. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  145. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Little Bo Bleep"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  146. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Me? Jealous?"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  147. Tuesday Night
  148. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 9:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Joey Fatone"
    • NEW
  151. 9:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Tamera Mowry-Housley"
    • NEW
  152. 10:00 PM MADtv "Episode One"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  154. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  155. Wednesday, July 27
  156. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  157. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  158. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer Scissorhands"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  159. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Cologne Ranger"
    • TV-PG
  160. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Silent Partners"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  161. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Right Place Right Time"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  162. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  163. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With All the Jealousy"
    • TV-PG
  164. 4:00 AM Cheaters "JT Hamilton"
    • TV-14
  165. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Golden vs. Campbell"
    • TV-14
  166. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Exclusive: Murdered Reporter's Family Speaks Out; Real Housewife of Orange County Tamra Judge; Parents Face Felony After Kids Play Hooky?"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  167. 6:00 AM Larry King Special Report Update
  168. 6:30 AM Stop Suffering
  169. 7:00 AM Jesse Duplantis
    • TV-G
  170. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  171. 8:00 AM Foundation For Life With Waylon Bailey
  172. 8:30 AM The Coolest Places on Earth "Coolest Ireland Vacation"
    • TV-G
  173. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  174. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Dryspell Drama"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  175. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Updates: Memorable Guests"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  176. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Bad Egg Farmer; Phony Record Executive"
    • TV-PG
  177. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Brady vs. Sanders"
    • TV-14
  178. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "McGhee vs. McGhee"
    • TV-14
  179. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Worst. Boyfriend. Ever!"
    • TV-14
  180. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Encore: I Know He's a Child Predator"
    • TV-14
  181. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "From Housewife to Ho"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Live Like a Star"
    • TV-PG
  183. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  184. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  185. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Aunt Mommy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  186. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Virgin Territory"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  187. Wednesday Night
  188. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  189. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 9:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Penn & Teller Have A Blast"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  191. 10:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Jeff Davis 5"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 10:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Kaitlin Doubleday"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  193. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pitch"
    • TV-PG
  194. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  195. Thursday, July 28
  196. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  197. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  198. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "500 Keys"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  199. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Domestic Disturbance"
    • TV-PG
  200. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Humm Vac"
    • TV-PG
  201. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "As Fast as She Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  202. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  203. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends"
    • TV-14  (S)
  204. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Carly Dillon"
    • TV-14
  205. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "McGhee vs. McGhee"
    • TV-14
  206. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Shocking Medical Stories From Around the World; A Woman Dumped for Being Overweight Does the Unthinkable!"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  207. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 6:30 AM Green Tea
  209. 7:00 AM Back Pain Solved
  210. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  211. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  212. 8:30 AM Zoo Clues "Animals Helping Animals"
    • TV-G
  213. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  214. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Hipster Heartbreaks"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  215. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Mom, Why Don't You Believe He Abused Me?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  216. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "How Tami Duvall Killed Her Husband; Placerville Dead Husband"
    • TV-PG
  217. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Brooks vs. Page"
    • TV-14
  218. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Avant vs. Hatton"
    • TV-14
  219. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Sexy Cyber Hook-Ups"
    • TV-14
  220. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "He Made You a Prisoner"
    • TV-14
  221. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Deadbeat Dads With DNA Drama!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Broadway"
    • TV-PG
  223. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  224. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  225. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Leap Day"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  226. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Send Out the Clowns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  227. Thursday Night
  228. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  229. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Oontz Oontz Oontz"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 9:00 PM DC's Legends of Tomorrow "Progeny"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  231. 10:00 PM Beauty and the Beast "The Getaway"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (V)
  232. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Ticket"
    • TV-PG
  233. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  234. Friday, July 29
  235. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  236. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  237. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "The Ned-liest Catch"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  238. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Pour Judgment"
    • TV-PG
  239. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Frank Paints the House"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  240. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Leap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  241. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  242. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner"
    • TV-PG
  243. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Brenda Richards"
    • TV-14
  244. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Avant vs. Hatton"
    • TV-14
  245. 5:00 AM The Doctors "New Killer to Top Cancer by 2050; The Incredible Dr. Pol; Happy Days' Anson Williams! Dr. Berman Reveals a Personal Health Scare!"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  246. 6:00 AM Green Tea
  247. 6:30 AM TAI Cheng
  248. 7:00 AM Stop Suffering
  249. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  250. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  251. 8:30 AM Animal Atlas "Going Bats!"
    • TV-G
  252. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  253. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Bro, I Need to Tell You This ..."
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  254. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Young Relationships Tested"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  255. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Ed Graf Jr.; Susan Powell Mystery"
    • TV-PG
  256. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Livingston vs. Livingston/Doerschlag"
    • TV-14
  257. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Peterson vs. Peterson"
    • TV-14
  258. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Trailer Park Hustle"
    • TV-14
  259. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Worst Case of Animal Cruelty?"
    • TV-14
  260. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Best Of Bill: Low Down, Deadbeat Parents!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Wheel of Fortune"
    • TV-PG
  262. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  263. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  264. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Election Day"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  265. 7:30 PM Modern Family "The Last Walt"
    • TV-PG
  266. Friday Night
  267. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  268. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Shot a Little Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 9:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Money Matters, Separation Anxiety and One Ninja Turtle"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  270. 9:30 PM Masters of Illusion "Separating Mind, Body and Spirit"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  271. 10:00 PM MADtv "Episode One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
    • TV-PG
  273. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Postponement"
    • TV-PG
  274. Saturday, July 30
  275. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
  276. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  277. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "The Falcon and the D'Ohman"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  278. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Gym Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  279. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Say Uncle"
    • TV-G
  280. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  281. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG
  283. 4:00 AM Cheaters "James Sheppard"
    • TV-14
  284. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Peterson vs. Peterson"
    • TV-14
  285. 5:00 AM The Doctors "A Woman Turns Her Walk of Shame Into a Walk of Fame; A Renowned Physician Accused of Doing the Unthinkable!"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  286. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 6:30 AM Green Tea
  288. 7:00 AM Derm Exclusive!
  289. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 8:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Dog Days"
    • TV-G
  291. 8:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Lost & Found"
    • TV-G
  292. 9:00 AM Dog Town, USA "Buzz Worthy"
    • TV-G
  293. 9:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Chronicles of Troy"
    • TV-G
  294. 10:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Yorkie Town"
    • TV-G
  295. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Spike's New Pal"
    • TV-G
  296. 11:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bad Beagle"
    • TV-G
  297. 11:30 AM Save Our Shelter "SPARC"
    • TV-G
  298. 12:00 PM Dream Quest With Evette Rios "Italian Tears of Joy"
    • TV-G
  299. 12:30 PM Hatched "Toasted Cone Holder"
    • TV-G
  300. 1:00 PM Green Tea
  301. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  302. 2:00 PM House of Wax
    • R
  303. 4:30 PM What Went Down "Tour de Fail"
    • TV-PG
  304. 5:00 PM What Went Down "It's Raining Fails"
    • TV-PG
  305. 5:30 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  306. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  307. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  308. 7:00 PM New Orleans Music Playlist
  309. 7:30 PM The King of Queens "Gorilla Warfare"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  310. Saturday Night
  311. 8:00 PM Person of Interest "Asylum"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  312. 9:00 PM Elementary "Snow Angels"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  313. 10:00 PM Cheaters "Jasmine Saleh, Vincent Starling, Chantal Womack"
    • TV-14
  314. 11:00 PM Bones "The Baker in the Bits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  315. Sunday, July 31
  316. 12:00 AM Bones "The He in the She"
    • TV-14  (D)
  317. 1:00 AM Castle "To Love and Die in L.A."
    • TV-PG  (L)
  318. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 2:30 AM Green Tea
  320. 3:00 AM Football Saturdays
  321. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Let's Fix Robert"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  322. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ally's Birth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  323. 5:00 AM The Closer "Controlled Burn"
    • TV-14  (V)
  324. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  327. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 8:30 AM In Search of the Lord's Way
    • TV-G
  330. 9:00 AM Castin' Cajun
    • TV-G
  331. 9:30 AM The 411
    • TV-G
  332. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  333. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  334. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  335. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  336. 12:00 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  337. 12:30 PM Larry King Special Report Update
  338. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
  339. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  340. 2:00 PM Kangaroo Jack
    • PG
  341. 4:00 PM Adventureland
    • R
  342. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  344. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  345. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. Sunday Night
  347. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  348. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 9:00 PM Modern Family "Australia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  350. 9:30 PM Modern Family "Sleeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  351. 10:00 PM New Orleans Music Playlist
  352. 10:30 PM The King of Queens "Hi, School"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  353. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  354. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  355. Monday, August 1
  356. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 12:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  359. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  360. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  363. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  364. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Sandra Mattei, Allen Williams, Leon Hester"
    • TV-14
  365. 5:00 AM Castle "Last Action Hero"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  366. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 7:00 AM Stop Suffering
  369. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  370. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  371. 8:30 AM 3rd Rock From the Sun "Rutherford Beauty"
    • TV-PG
  372. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  373. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Fierce Fights"
    • TV-14
  374. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Our Brother Should Be in Jail"
    • TV-14
  375. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Three Cop Visits, One Still Missing Woman; Taught to Kill"
    • TV-PG
  376. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Wooten Jr. vs. Baccus"
    • TV-14
  377. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Fernandez vs. Butler"
    • TV-14
  378. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "I Slept With My Twin Brother's Boyfriend"
    • TV-14
  379. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Tormented With Accusations"
    • TV-14
  380. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Scandalous Sex & Shameful Secrets!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Eva Mendes"
    • TV-PG
  382. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  383. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  384. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Planes, Trains and Cars"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  385. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Disneyland"
    • TV-PG
  386. Monday Night
  387. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  388. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 9:00 PM Supergirl "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  390. 10:00 PM Supergirl "Stronger Together"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  391. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  392. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Maestro"
    • TV-PG
  393. Tuesday, August 2
  394. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  395. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  396. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  397. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Deconstructing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  398. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Angry Family"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  399. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. 3:30 AM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG
  402. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Tony Jacobs"
    • TV-14
  403. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Fernandez vs. Butler"
    • TV-14
  404. 5:00 AM The Doctors
    • TV-PG
  405. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  406. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  407. 7:00 AM Stop Suffering
  408. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  409. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  410. 8:30 AM On the Spot "Mystery Solved, Ridiculous Theories, Supernatural"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  411. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  412. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Back Up Booty Call"
    • TV-14
  413. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did You Not Hear the Results?"
    • TV-14
  414. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Beauty and the Priest; Silenced No More"
    • TV-PG
  415. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Johnson vs. Milford/Jones"
    • TV-14
  416. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "White vs. Flowers"
    • TV-14
  417. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Peek a Boo ... I'm Leaving You"
    • TV-14
  418. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Fake Pregnancies"
    • TV-14
  419. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "No More Rumors & Lies...You're Busted!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  420. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Power on Starz"
    • TV-PG
  421. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  422. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  423. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Tableau Vivant"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  424. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Baby on Board"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  425. Tuesday Night
  426. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  427. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  428. 9:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Misty May-Treanor"
    • NEW
  429. 9:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Lyndie Greenwood"
    • NEW
  430. 10:00 PM MADtv "Episode Two"
    • NEW
  431. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  432. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wink"
    • TV-PG
  433. Wednesday, August 3
  434. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  435. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  436. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Holidays of Future Passed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  437. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Van, Go"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  438. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Odd Man Out"
    • TV-G
  439. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  440. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  441. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
    • TV-PG
  442. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Tammie Everson"
    • TV-14
  443. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "White vs. Flowers"
    • TV-14
  444. 5:00 AM The Doctors
    • TV-PG
  445. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  446. 6:30 AM Stop Suffering
  447. 7:00 AM Jesse Duplantis
    • TV-G
  448. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  449. 8:00 AM Foundation For Life With Waylon Bailey
  450. 8:30 AM The Coolest Places on Earth "Off the Beaten Path: The Mediterranean"
    • TV-G
  451. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  452. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Is My Stripper Boyfriend Gay?"
    • TV-14
  453. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Abuse My 2-Year-Old Daughter, Steve -- Help Me"
    • TV-14
  454. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Monster Dad; Sins of the Son"
    • TV-PG
  455. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Barlow vs. Winslow"
    • TV-14
  456. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Austin vs. Wallace"
    • TV-14
  457. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Man Stealers Slapped!"
    • TV-14
  458. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did I Fail To Protect My Child?"
    • TV-14
  459. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Zero Trust and LDT Busts!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  460. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "RHONY"
    • TV-PG
  461. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  462. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  463. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Bringing Up Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  464. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Schooled"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  465. Wednesday Night
  466. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  467. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  468. 9:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Penn Plays With Fire"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  469. 10:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Wil Wheaton"
    • NEW
  470. 10:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Lolo Jones"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  471. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  472. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Hot Tub"
    • TV-PG
  473. Thursday, August 4
  474. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  475. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  476. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror XXII"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  477. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Black List"
    • TV-PG
  478. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Marie's Sculpture"
    • TV-PG
  479. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  480. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  481. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  482. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Brice Paul"
    • TV-14
  483. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Austin vs. Wallace"
    • TV-14
  484. 5:00 AM The Doctors
    • TV-PG
  485. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  486. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  487. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  488. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  489. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  490. 8:30 AM Zoo Clues "Hybrid Animals"
    • TV-G
  491. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  492. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "The Fiesta Is Over"
    • TV-14
  493. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "DNA: Your Sister Had Sex With Me in My Sleep"
    • TV-14
  494. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Porn Star Thrill Killers; Lottery Executive Scams Millions"
    • TV-PG
  495. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Greenhouse vs. Thompson"
    • TV-14
  496. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Jacobs vs. Call"
    • TV-14
  497. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Nice Guys ... Finish Last"
    • TV-14
  498. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Is My Boyfriend Gay? Does My Girlfriend Do Porn?"
    • TV-14
  499. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Dirty Histories...DNA Mysteries"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  500. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "The Wiz Live!"
    • TV-PG
  501. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  502. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  503. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Snip"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  504. 7:30 PM Modern Family "The Butler's Escape"
    • TV-PG  (V)