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  1. Yesterday
  2. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Sousis vs. Payne"
    • TV-14
  3. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Marks-McGhee vs. Wright"
    • TV-14
  4. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Awkward Hook-Ups"
    • TV-14
  5. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "You Watched Your Husband Rape Me"
    • TV-14
  6. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "Our Adoption Ruined Our Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  8. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  9. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Raiders Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  10. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Games People Play"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  11. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Goodnight, Gracie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  12. Last Night
  13. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  14. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  15. 9:00 PM Supergirl "The Adventures of Supergirl"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  16. 10:00 PM Supergirl "The Last Children of Krypton"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  17. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  18. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  19. Today
  20. 12:00 AM News With A Twist at 11pm
  21. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  22. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Realty Bites"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  23. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Supermarket Story"
    • TV-G
  24. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Sold-Y Locks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  25. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  26. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Truth About London"
    • TV-PG
  28. 4:00 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  29. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Marks-McGhee vs. Wright"
    • TV-14
  30. 5:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Smoldering Cigarette, Smoking Gun; Secret Sext Lives"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  31. 6:00 AM Everstrong
  32. 6:30 AM Tummy Tuck: Miracle Nonsurgical Discovery Melts Away Belly Fat
  33. 7:00 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2016
  34. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  35. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  36. 8:30 AM Divorce Court "Cottingham vs. Buik"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  37. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  38. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Ruthless Rejections"
    • TV-14
  39. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did You Cheat and Give Me an STD?"
    • TV-14
  40. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Overboard; The Schoolgirl and the Serial Killer?"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  41. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Boston vs. Murphy"
    • TV-14
  42. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Burks vs. Smith"
    • TV-14
  43. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Past Guests' Mash-Ups"
    • TV-14
  44. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Will This DNA Test Destroy Our Marriage?"
    • TV-14
  45. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "My Wife and I Haven't Had Sex in Seven Years"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  47. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  48. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Workplace Proximity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  49. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Suddenly, Last Summer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  50. 7:30 PM Modern Family "First Days"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  51. Tonight
  52. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  53. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  54. 9:00 PM The Flash "The Present"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  55. 10:00 PM No Tomorrow "No Truer Words"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D)
  56. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  57. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  58. Tomorrow
  59. 12:00 AM News With A Twist at 11pm
  60. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  61. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-G  (D)
  62. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Fixer Upper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  63. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Emotional Rollercoaster"
    • TV-PG
  64. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress"
    • TV-PG
  67. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Shannon Hannet"
    • TV-14
  68. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Burks vs. Smith"
    • TV-14
  69. 5:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Woman Set on Fire; Llama Farm Murder Mystery"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  70. 6:00 AM Everstrong
  71. 6:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2016
  72. 7:00 AM Jesse Duplantis "It's Okay to Brag On God, Part 2"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  73. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  74. 8:00 AM Foundation For Life With Waylon Bailey
  75. 8:30 AM Divorce Court "Lawson vs. Bell"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  76. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  77. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Big Fat Lies"
    • TV-14
  78. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Devastating Betrayals"
    • TV-14
  79. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Teen Love Triangle; Free Mac Phipps"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  80. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Holshue vs. Howard/Howard"
    • TV-14
  81. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Mcintyre vs. Wilson"
    • TV-14
  82. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Frenemies Attack!"
    • TV-14
  83. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Accused of Child Abuse and Rape: Who's Lying?"
    • TV-14
  84. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "I'll Move Back in, If You Have Sex With Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  86. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  87. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Romance Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  88. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Larry's Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  89. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Farm Strong"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  90. Tomorrow Night
  91. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  92. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (L)
  93. 9:00 PM Arrow "What We Leave Behind"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  94. 10:00 PM Frequency "Gray Line"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  95. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Blood"
    • TV-PG
  96. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Mango"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  97. Thursday, December 8
  98. 12:00 AM News With A Twist at 11pm
  99. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  100. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Bart Carny"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  101. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Crappy Birthday"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  102. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Four Play"
    • TV-PG
  103. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  105. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Joey's Award"
    • TV-PG
  106. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Betty Maddox"
    • TV-14
  107. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Mcintyre vs. Wilson"
    • TV-14
  108. 5:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Beautiful Imposter; Missing Brittanee Drexel"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  109. 6:00 AM Everstrong
  110. 6:30 AM Tummy Tuck: Miracle Nonsurgical Discovery Melts Away Belly Fat
  111. 7:00 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2016
  112. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  113. 8:00 AM Tree Dazzler - A Dazzling Light Show in Seconds!
  114. 8:30 AM Divorce Court "Coleman vs. Smiley"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  115. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  116. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Crazy Cousin Crushes"
    • TV-14
  117. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Scandalous Allegations"
    • TV-14
  118. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Death by Salt; Deadly Vacation"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  119. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Wilson vs. Felix/Brown"
    • TV-14
  120. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Bouman vs. Bouman"
    • TV-14
  121. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Snowed In Sex"
    • TV-14
  122. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Would Never Sleep With Your Sister"
    • TV-14
  123. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "Help! I Put My 15-Year-Old on Probation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  125. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  126. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  127. 7:00 PM Modern Family "The Late Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  128. 7:30 PM Modern Family "The Help"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  129. Thursday Night
  130. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D)
  131. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "One Nut Johnson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 9:00 PM DC's Legends of Tomorrow "The Chicago Way"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  133. 10:00 PM Supernatural "Lotus"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  134. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  135. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Glasses"
    • TV-PG
  136. Friday, December 9
  137. 12:00 AM News With A Twist at 11pm
  138. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  139. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Trash of the Titans"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  140. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Best Man"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  141. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Hartford Wailer"
    • TV-PG
  142. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  143. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  144. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  145. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Ben Govan"
    • TV-14
  146. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Bouman vs. Bouman"
    • TV-14
  147. 5:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Drunk in the Delivery Room?; White Boy Rick"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  148. 6:00 AM Everstrong
  149. 6:30 AM Tummy Tuck: Miracle Nonsurgical Discovery Melts Away Belly Fat
  150. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  151. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  152. 8:00 AM Star Shower
  153. 8:30 AM Divorce Court "Espino vs. Espino"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  154. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  155. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Suspicious Packages"
    • TV-14
  156. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Is My Friend a Child Abuser?"
    • TV-14
  157. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Adnan Syed's Alibi?; My Husband's Secret"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  158. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Horne vs. Mannion"
    • TV-14
  159. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Hulsinger vs. Maye"
    • TV-14
  160. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Sexercise Me"
    • TV-14
  161. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Why Does Your Mom Hate Me?"
    • TV-14
  162. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "I'm Not Cheating! Give Me Back My Sons"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  164. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  165. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Itchy Brain Simulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  166. 7:00 PM Modern Family "A Fair to Remember"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  167. 7:30 PM Modern Family "ClosetCon '13"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  168. Friday Night
  169. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Welcome to Alancrest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 9:00 PM The Vampire Diaries "The Next Time I Hurt Somebody, It Could Be You"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (V)
  172. 10:00 PM Crazy Ex-Girlfriend "Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  174. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Puffy Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  175. Saturday, December 10
  176. 12:00 AM Friday Night Football
  177. 1:00 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  178. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Dog Days"
    • TV-G
  179. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Acting Out"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  180. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Big Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  183. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Lavette Marcus"
    • TV-14
  184. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Hulsinger vs. Maye"
    • TV-14
  185. 5:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Who Killed Jam Master Jay?; Mother/Daughter Murder"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  186. 6:00 AM Everstrong
  187. 6:30 AM Star Shower
  188. 7:00 AM Copper Chef
  189. 7:30 AM Fast Solution to More Hair
  190. 8:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Prickly Problem"
    • TV-G
  191. 8:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Chasing Tom"
    • TV-G
  192. 9:00 AM Rescue Me With Dr. Lisa "Meet the Parrys"
    • TV-G
  193. 9:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Rambunctious Rotties"
    • TV-G
  194. 10:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Houdini Hound"
    • TV-G
  195. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Huffy Husky"
    • TV-G
  196. 11:00 AM Save Our Shelter "Cathey's K-9 Rescue"
    • TV-G
  197. 11:30 AM Vacation Creation "Vacation Italian Style"
    • TV-G
  198. 12:00 PM Dinner Spinner "Food for a Crowd"
    • TV-G
  199. 12:30 PM Save to Win "Open the Store"
    • TV-G
  200. 1:00 PM Fast Solution to More Hair
  201. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  202. 2:00 PM Match Point
    • R
  203. 4:30 PM Pawn Stars "Peaches & Pinups"
    • TV-PG
  204. 5:00 PM Pawn Stars "Bumpy Ride"
    • TV-PG
  205. 5:30 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  206. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  207. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  208. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  209. 7:30 PM New Orleans Music Playlist
  210. Saturday Night
  211. 8:00 PM Person of Interest "One Percent"
    • TV-14  (V)
  212. 9:00 PM Elementary "A Study in Charlotte"
    • TV-14  (L)
  213. 10:00 PM Cheaters "Jandy Thompson, Shannon Oliver"
    • TV-14
  214. 11:00 PM Pawn Stars "Like a Rolling Chum"
    • TV-PG
  215. 11:30 PM Pawn Stars "Missile Attack"
    • TV-PG
  216. Sunday, December 11
  217. 12:00 AM Friday Night Football
  218. 1:00 AM Castle "The Blame Game"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  219. 2:00 AM Bones "The Promise in the Palace"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  220. 3:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  221. 3:30 AM Copper Chef
  222. 4:00 AM The King of Queens "Hungry Man"
    • TV-PG
  223. 4:30 AM The King of Queens "Court Date"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  224. 5:00 AM Major Crimes "Return to Sender"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  225. 6:00 AM Everstrong
  226. 6:30 AM Fast Solution to More Hair
  227. 7:00 AM Copper Chef
  228. 7:30 AM Fast Solution to More Hair
  229. 8:00 AM Tree Dazzler - A Dazzling Light Show in Seconds!
  230. 8:30 AM In Search of the Lord's Way
    • TV-G
  231. 9:00 AM Castin' Cajun
    • TV-G
  232. 9:30 AM The Outdoorsman With Buck McNeely "Duck/Deer/Baracuda Fishing"
    • TV-G
  233. 10:00 AM Fast Solution to More Hair
  234. 10:30 AM Tree Dazzler - A Dazzling Light Show in Seconds!
  235. 11:00 AM Learn the Secret behind making Great Meals Made Easy, Safe & Fast
  236. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  237. 12:00 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  238. 12:30 PM Regrow Hair With The Number 1 Clinically Proven System For Women
  239. 1:00 PM Copper Chef
  240. 1:30 PM Derm Exclusive!
  241. 2:00 PM Akeelah and the Bee
    • PG
  242. 4:00 PM My Dad Is Scrooge
    • NR
  243. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  245. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Colonization Application"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  246. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Leftover Thermalization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  247. Sunday Night
  248. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skywalker Incursion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  249. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fortification Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  250. 9:00 PM Modern Family "The Wedding, Part 1"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  251. 9:30 PM Modern Family "The Wedding, Part 2"
    • TV-PG
  252. 10:00 PM Modern Family "The Long Honeymoon"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  253. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Do Not Push"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  254. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  255. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  256. Monday, December 12
  257. 12:00 AM New Orleans Music Playlist
  258. 12:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 1:00 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Smokes"
    • TV-PG
  260. 1:30 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Can't Flirt"
    • TV-PG
  261. 2:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  262. 2:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  263. 3:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  264. 3:30 AM Everstrong
  265. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Jandy Thompson, Shannon Oliver"
    • TV-14
  266. 5:00 AM Castle "An Embarrassment of Bitches"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  267. 6:00 AM Everstrong
  268. 6:30 AM Fast Solution to More Hair
  269. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  271. 8:00 AM Worry Free Living
  272. 8:30 AM Divorce Court "Graham vs. Bugayong"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  273. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis "Chicago Week"
    • TV-PG
  274. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Sisters Throw Shade"
    • TV-14
  275. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did My Husband Commit a Sex Crime?"
    • TV-14
  276. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  277. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Vogel vs. Vogel"
    • TV-14
  278. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Thompson vs. Lee"
    • TV-14
  279. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "3 Point T.H.O.T.S"
    • TV-14
  280. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "You Violated Me!"
    • TV-14
  281. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show
  282. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  283. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  284. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Discovery Dissipation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  285. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Game Changer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  286. 7:30 PM Modern Family "And One to Grow On"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  287. Monday Night
  288. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  289. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 9:00 PM Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
    • TV-G
  291. 10:00 PM Greatest Holiday Commercials Countdown 2016
    • NEW
  292. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  293. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Sniffing Accountant"
    • TV-PG
  294. Tuesday, December 13
  295. 12:00 AM News With A Twist at 11pm
  296. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  297. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "The Last Temptation of Krusty"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  298. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "S'ain't Valentine's"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  299. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Fight Schlub"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  300. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D)
  302. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Vows"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  303. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Jessie Jordan"
    • TV-14
  304. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Thompson vs. Lee"
    • TV-14
  305. 5:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Where Is Zuzu?; Jogging With a Stranger"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  306. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  309. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  310. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 8:30 AM Divorce Court "Hicks vs. Barrett"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  312. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis "Chicago Week"
    • TV-PG
  313. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Girlfriends Flip Out"
    • TV-14
  314. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did You Throw Your 4-Month-Old Son Down the Stairs?"
    • TV-14
  315. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  316. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Sams vs. Dorris"
    • TV-14
  317. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Two Men Tested: Who's My Father?"
    • TV-14
  318. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Girl ... Bye"
    • TV-14
  319. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "It's Not My Baby: She's Obsessed With Me"
    • TV-14
  320. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show
  321. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  322. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  323. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hesitation Ramification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  324. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Under Pressure"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  325. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Three Dinners"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  326. Tuesday Night
  327. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  329. 9:00 PM The Flash "Monster"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  330. 10:00 PM DC's Legends of Tomorrow "Out of Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  331. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  332. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  333. Wednesday, December 14
  334. 12:00 AM News With A Twist at 11pm
  335. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  336. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Das Bus"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  337. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "White Collar"
    • TV-PG
  338. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Major Disturbance"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  339. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D)
  341. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Chandler's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  342. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Findechia Hawkins"
    • TV-14
  343. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Two Men Tested: Who's My Father?"
    • TV-14
  344. 5:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Overboard; The Schoolgirl and the Serial Killer?"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  345. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 7:00 AM Jesse Duplantis
    • TV-G
  348. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  349. 8:00 AM Foundation For Life With Waylon Bailey
  350. 8:30 AM Divorce Court "Gilbert vs. Simmons"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  351. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis "Chicago Week"
    • TV-PG
  352. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Booty in My ..."
    • TV-14
  353. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "One of You Violated My 2-Month-Old Baby"
    • TV-14
  354. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  355. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Fisher vs. Stuard"
    • TV-14
  356. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Perry vs. Davis"
    • TV-14
  357. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Hunting for a Man"
    • TV-14
  358. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Bitter Ex or Concerned Mother?"
    • TV-14
  359. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show
  360. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  361. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  362. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Occupation Recalibration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  363. 7:00 PM Modern Family "iSpy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  364. 7:30 PM Modern Family "The Feud"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  365. Wednesday Night
  366. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  368. 9:00 PM Top 12 Greatest Christmas Movies of All Time
    • NEW
  369. 10:00 PM To Be Announced
  370. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  371. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
    • TV-PG
  372. Thursday, December 15
  373. 12:00 AM News With A Twist at 11pm
  374. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  375. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Dumbbell Indemnity"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  376. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Rayny Day"
    • TV-PG
  377. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Brace Yourself"
    • TV-PG
  378. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  379. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  380. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  381. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Patrice Johnson"
    • TV-14
  382. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Perry vs. Davis"
    • TV-14
  383. 5:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Teen Love Triangle; Free Mac Phipps"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  384. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  385. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  386. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  387. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  388. 8:00 AM Bye Bye Foundation
  389. 8:30 AM Divorce Court "Morris vs. Morris"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  390. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis "Chicago Week"
    • TV-PG
  391. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Bye Felicia"
    • TV-14
  392. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Accused of Child Molestation and Murder ... I'm Innocent"
    • TV-14
  393. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  394. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Whalon vs. Leblanc/Leblanc"
    • TV-14
  395. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Norris/Norris Jr. vs. Norris Sr."
    • TV-14
  396. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Twisted Love Triangles"
    • TV-14
  397. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "You Beat Them Up -- What if They Pass?"
    • TV-14
  398. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show
  399. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  400. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  401. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Convention Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  402. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Spring-a-Ding-Fling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  403. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Other People's Children"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  404. Thursday Night
  405. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  406. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Grab a Feather and Get in Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  407. 9:00 PM iHeartRadio Jingle Ball 2016
    • NEW
  408. 10:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Lea Thompson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  409. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  410. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
    • TV-PG
  411. Friday, December 16
  412. 12:00 AM News With A Twist at 11pm
  413. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  414. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "This Little Wiggy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  415. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Train Wreck"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  416. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Moxie Moron"
    • TV-PG
  417. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  418. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  419. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  420. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Bill Kennedy"
    • TV-14
  421. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Norris/Norris Jr. vs. Norris Sr."
    • TV-14
  422. 5:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Death by Salt; Deadly Vacation"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  423. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  424. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  425. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  426. 7:30 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  427. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  428. 8:30 AM Divorce Court "Nickson vs. Nickson"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  429. 9:00 AM Judge Mathis "Chicago Week"
    • TV-PG
  430. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "High and Goodbye"
    • TV-14
  431. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did My Boyfriend Sexually Abuse My Kids?"
    • TV-14
  432. 12:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  433. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Moses/Green vs. Lightle"
    • TV-14
  434. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Thayer vs. Thayer"
    • TV-14
  435. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Springer Break-Ups"
    • TV-14
  436. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "You Have a Baby With My Sister -- I Don't Want You"
    • TV-14
  437. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show
  438. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  439. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  440. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotive Manipulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  441. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Las Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  442. 7:30 PM Modern Family "A Hard Jay's Night"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  443. Friday Night
  444. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  445. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Run Steven Staven! Run!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  446. 9:00 PM The 85th Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade
    • NEW
  447. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Strong Box"
    • TV-PG
  448. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  449. Saturday, December 17
  450. 12:00 AM Friday Night Football
  451. 12:30 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  452. 1:00 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  453. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Where's Poppa?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  454. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Ruff Goin'"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  455. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  456. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  457. 3:30 AM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  458. 4:00 AM Cheaters "Carl Tidwell"
    • TV-14
  459. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Thayer vs. Thayer"
    • TV-14
  460. 5:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Adnan Syed's Alibi?; My Husband's Secret"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  461. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  462. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  463. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  464. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  465. 8:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "North Pol"
    • TV-G
  466. 8:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Night Before Christmas"
    • TV-G
  467. 9:00 AM Rescue Me With Dr. Lisa "Meet the Borgs"
    • TV-G
  468. 9:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bulldog Diner"
    • TV-G
  469. 10:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Willing Grace"
    • TV-G
  470. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Reality Bites"
    • TV-G
  471. 11:00 AM Save Our Shelter "Lost & Found Dogs USA Network"
    • TV-G
  472. 11:30 AM Vacation Creation "A magical Journey"
    • TV-G
  473. 12:00 PM Dinner Spinner "Meatless Menu"
    • TV-G
  474. 12:30 PM Save to Win "Boys and Girls Clubs"
    • TV-G
  475. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
  476. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  477. 2:00 PM Head of State
    • PG-13
  478. 4:00 PM Paid Programming
  479. 4:30 PM Pawn Stars "Hole in One"
    • TV-PG
  480. 5:00 PM Pawn Stars "Pin It to Win It"
    • TV-PG
  481. 5:30 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  482. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  483. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  484. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  485. 7:30 PM New Orleans Music Playlist
  486. Saturday Night
  487. 8:00 PM Person of Interest "Relevance"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  488. 9:00 PM Elementary "Enough Nemesis to Go Around"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  489. 10:00 PM Cheaters "Greg Gaw, April Yezerino, Monica Tovar, Jennifer Alviso, Norma Norman"
    • TV-14
  490. 11:00 PM Pawn Stars "Take the Money and Run"
    • TV-PG
  491. 11:30 PM Pawn Stars "Ready to Rumble"
    • TV-PG
  492. Sunday, December 18
  493. 12:00 AM Bones "The Cowboy in the Contest"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  494. 1:00 AM Castle "And Justice for All"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  495. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  496. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  497. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  498. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  499. 4:00 AM The King of Queens "Time Share"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  500. 4:30 AM The King of Queens "Maybe Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  501. 5:00 AM Major Crimes "Flight Risk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  502. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  503. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  504. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  505. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  506. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  507. 8:30 AM In Search of the Lord's Way
    • TV-G
  508. 9:00 AM Castin' Cajun
    • TV-G
  509. 9:30 AM The Outdoorsman With Buck McNeely "South Dakota Pheasant/Waterfowl"