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  2. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 9:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Perception, Piranhas and Pendragon"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  5. 9:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Jeff Davis 3"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 10:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Phone-y Business"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  7. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Hamptons"
    • TV-PG
  8. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Checks"
    • TV-PG
  9. Today
  10. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
  11. 12:30 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  12. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Radio Bart"
    • TV-PG
  13. 1:30 AM Family Guy "Call Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  14. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Older Women"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  15. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  16. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  17. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  18. 4:00 AM American Dad "Phantom of the Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  19. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Keeling vs. Kraft/Knapp"
    • TV-14
  20. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Live Vasectomy Performed; Naked Man Terrorizes Apartment Complex?; Woman Cyberstalked by Nurse?; Woman Seeks Help for Mysterious Facial Bump"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  21. 6:00 AM I'm Tired of Paying for TV
  22. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  23. 7:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  24. 7:30 AM Larry King Special Report
  25. 8:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Little Horse, Big Problems"
    • TV-G
  26. 8:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Charles in Charge"
    • TV-G
  27. 9:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Head of the Class"
    • TV-G
  28. 9:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bad to the Bone"
    • TV-G
  29. 10:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Snarling Snickers"
    • TV-G
  30. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Delta Blues"
    • TV-G
  31. 11:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bickering Canines"
    • TV-G
  32. 11:30 AM Dog Town, USA "Buzz Worthy"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  33. 12:00 PM Expedition Wild "Southwest Species on the Brink"
    • TV-G
  34. 12:30 PM Rock the Park "Haleakala: In the House of the Sun"
    • TV-G
  35. 1:00 PM Under Pressure Cooking
  36. 1:30 PM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  37. 2:00 PM Proof of Life
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  38. 4:30 PM What Went Down "Knights of the Round Fail"
    • TV-PG
  39. 5:00 PM What Went Down "Mrs. Doubt-Fail"
    • TV-PG
  40. 5:30 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  41. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  42. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  43. 7:00 PM Monopoly Millionaires' Club
    • TV-G
  44. Tonight
  45. 8:00 PM Futurama "The Butterjunk Effect"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  46. 8:30 PM Futurama "Calculon 2.0"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  47. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Whistle While Your Wife Works"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  48. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Prick Up Your Ears"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  49. 10:00 PM Cheaters "Larry White; Kristina Boll"
    • TV-14
  50. 11:00 PM Bones "The Woman in the Garden"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  51. Tomorrow
  52. 12:00 AM Castle "Demons"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  53. 1:00 AM The Pinkertons "Mudd and Clay"
    • TV-PG
  54. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  55. 2:30 AM Breaking Bald
  56. 3:00 AM Football Saturdays
  57. 4:00 AM Bones "The Ghost in the Machine"
    • TV-14  (V)
  58. 5:00 AM Castle "Cops & Robbers"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  59. 6:00 AM I'm Tired of Paying for TV
  60. 6:30 AM Larry King Special Report
  61. 7:00 AM Airbrushed Beauty
  62. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  63. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  64. 8:30 AM In Search
  65. 9:00 AM Castin' Cajun
    • TV-G
  66. 9:30 AM The 411
    • TV-G
  67. 10:00 AM Six Star Knife Set
  68. 10:30 AM AAA Benefits and Savings
  69. 11:00 AM Fish Oil Benefits Examined
  70. 11:30 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  71. 12:00 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  72. 12:30 PM AAA Benefits and Savings
  73. 1:00 PM Ella Enchanted
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  74. 3:00 PM Miss Congeniality
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  75. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  79. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  80. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Mommy Observation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. Tomorrow Night
  82. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Indecision Amalgamation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  83. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Relationship Diremption"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  84. 9:00 PM Modern Family "The Big Game"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  85. 9:30 PM Modern Family "The Old Man & the Tree"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  86. 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Kicker"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  87. 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Season's Greetings"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  88. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-G
  89. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  90. Monday, August 3
  91. 12:00 AM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
    • TV-PG
  92. 12:30 AM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  93. 1:00 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "UFO Zones"
    • TV-PG
  94. 1:30 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Countdown to Disclosure"
    • TV-PG
  95. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  96. 2:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  97. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  98. 3:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  99. 4:00 AM Extra
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  100. 5:00 AM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  101. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  102. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  103. 7:00 AM I'm Tired of Paying for TV
  104. 7:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "Arkansas"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  105. 8:00 AM Can't Sleep?
  106. 8:30 AM 3rd Rock From the Sun "Dick'll Take Manhattan"
    • TV-PG
  107. 9:00 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  108. 9:30 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  109. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Shot in the Heart"
    • TV-14
  110. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Arrested for Child Porn, but I'm Innocent"
    • TV-14
  111. 12:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "I'm Having Your Baby, Quit Cheating!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Marsh vs. Belding/Belding"
    • TV-14
  113. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Hatcher vs. Scott/Blake/Sneed"
    • TV-14
  114. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "I Don't Care If You're Pregnant"
    • TV-14
  115. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Your Baby Is Dead: You Drugged Him"
    • TV-14
  116. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "You Can Say So Long if You Did Me Wrong!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Summer Movies"
    • TV-PG
  118. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  119. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Habitation Configuration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  120. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Game Changer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  121. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Benched"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  122. Monday Night
  123. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  125. 9:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Mission Impossi-Ball"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  126. 10:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Gina Rodriguez"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  127. 10:30 PM Significant Mother "Welcome to Bonetown"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  128. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  129. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chicken Roaster"
    • TV-PG
  130. Tuesday, August 4
  131. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
  132. 12:30 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  133. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Lisa the Greek"
    • TV-PG
  134. 1:30 AM Family Guy "Turban Cowboy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  135. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Tissues"
    • TV-PG
  136. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  139. 4:00 AM American Dad "Chimdale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  140. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Hatcher vs. Scott/Blake/Sneed"
    • TV-14
  141. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Morbidly Obese Baby? Police Radars Invading Privacy? Family Fights Cancer and Deportation; Child Paralyzed by Tick"
    • TV-PG
  142. 6:00 AM Breaking Bald
  143. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  144. 7:00 AM Midnight Special
  145. 7:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "Arkansas"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  146. 8:00 AM Jane Seymour's Skin Care Secret
  147. 8:30 AM On the Spot "Oddities, Get Creative, Untold History"
    • TV-G
  148. 9:00 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  149. 9:30 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  150. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "I'm Gay, But Please Have My Baby"
    • TV-14
  151. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Burned and Beaten by Dad?"
    • TV-14
  152. 12:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Wandering Eyes, Cheaters and Lies"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Gamboa vs. Gamboa"
    • TV-14
  154. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Hicks vs. Narvaez"
    • TV-14
  155. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Tranny Takeover"
    • TV-14
  156. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "She Threatened to Kill Our Baby Because My Fiancee Is White"
    • TV-14
  157. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Couples Get Hitched or Ditched!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Hot Topics"
    • TV-PG
  159. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  160. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 43 Peculiarity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  161. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Travels With Scout"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  162. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Airport 2010"
    • TV-PG
  163. Tuesday Night
  164. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 9:00 PM The Flash "The Sound and the Fury"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  167. 10:00 PM iZombie "Dead Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  168. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  169. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Abstinence"
    • TV-PG
  170. Wednesday, August 5
  171. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
  172. 12:30 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  173. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer at the Bat"
    • TV-PG
  174. 1:30 AM Family Guy "12 and a Half Angry Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  175. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Cookies"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  176. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  177. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  179. 4:00 AM American Dad "Stan Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  180. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Hicks vs. Narvaez"
    • TV-14
  181. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Instagram Selfie Surgeries? Shocking Birth Caught on Cam; Killer Tan Campaign; Drs. 911: Extreme Skin Conditions"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  182. 6:00 AM Breaking Bald
  183. 6:30 AM Tummy Tuck: Miracle Nonsurgical Discovery Melts Away Belly Fat
  184. 7:00 AM Jesse Duplantis
    • TV-G
  185. 7:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "Arkansas"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  186. 8:00 AM I'm Tired of Paying for TV
  187. 8:30 AM The Coolest Places on Earth "Coolest Malta Adventure"
    • TV-G
  188. 9:00 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  189. 9:30 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  190. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "That's Why You're Dumping Me?"
    • TV-14
  191. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Threesome Gone Bad: Am I the Father?"
    • TV-14
  192. 12:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "The Truth Hurts: Bill's Best Lies Revealed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Brown-Ramirez vs. Wayne"
    • TV-14
  194. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Holthaus vs. Shinauld/Bogardus"
    • TV-14
  195. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Before the Baby... I Have a Secret"
    • TV-14
  196. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "She Keeps Sleeping With My Brother: Is He the Father?"
    • TV-14
  197. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Racist Relatives Face Off!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Sway"
    • TV-PG
  199. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  200. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Egg Salad Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Hawaii"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  202. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Family Portrait"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  203. Wednesday Night
  204. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 9:00 PM America's Next Top Model "The Guys and Girls Make It to Hollywood"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  207. 10:00 PM A Wicked Offer "When Kush Comes to Shove"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  208. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  209. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Andrea Doria"
    • TV-PG
  210. Thursday, August 6
  211. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
  212. 12:30 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  213. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer Alone"
    • TV-PG
  214. 1:30 AM Family Guy "Bigfat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  215. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Skit"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  216. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  217. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  219. 4:00 AM American Dad "Family Affair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  220. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Holthaus vs. Shinauld/Bogardus"
    • TV-14
  221. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Woman Terrified to Leave Her House; Kate Hudson's Hair Secret Revealed; Shocking Mile-High Heart Attack; Pre-Teen's Gastric Bypass Surgery"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  222. 6:00 AM Breaking Bald
  223. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 7:00 AM Airbrushed Beauty
  225. 7:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "Arkansas"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  226. 8:00 AM Can't Sleep?
  227. 8:30 AM State to State "Washington, DC and Maryland Road Trip"
    • TV-G
  228. 9:00 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  229. 9:30 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  230. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Cousins Having Sex"
    • TV-14
  231. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "She Shook Our Son: Now He's in a Coma"
    • TV-14
  232. 12:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Deadbeat Dads With DNA Drama!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Billingsley vs. Broadnax"
    • TV-14
  234. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Degree vs. Little"
    • TV-14
  235. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "What's Your Number?"
    • TV-14
  236. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I'm Not Paranoid, She's Cheating"
    • TV-14
  237. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Darling Daughters and Deadbeat Dads!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Nick Jonas"
    • TV-PG
  239. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  240. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Parking Spot Escalation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Suddenly, Last Summer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  242. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Our Children, Ourselves"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  243. Thursday Night
  244. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 9:00 PM Beauty and the Beast "Cat's Out of the Bag"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (V)
  247. 10:00 PM Dates "David and Mia"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 10:30 PM Dates "Mia and David"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D)
  249. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  250. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Little Jerry"
    • TV-PG
  251. Friday, August 7
  252. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
  253. 12:30 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  254. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Separate Vocations"
    • TV-PG
  255. 1:30 AM Family Guy "Total Recall"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  256. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Talk to Your Daughter"
    • TV-PG
  257. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  258. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  260. 4:00 AM American Dad "Live and Let Fry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  261. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Degree vs. Little"
    • TV-14
  262. 5:00 AM The Doctors "New Fixes for Body Rashes, Body Fat, Body Fatigue & Body Rot! Finding Love Through Weight Loss; Accidental Drug Poisoning in Children"
    • TV-PG
  263. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  265. 7:00 AM I'm Tired of Paying for TV
  266. 7:30 AM Kenneth Copeland "Arkansas"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  267. 8:00 AM Fast Joint Relief
  268. 8:30 AM Animal Atlas "Family Functions"
    • TV-G
  269. 9:00 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  270. 9:30 AM Cheaters "Megan Swenski"
    • TV-14
  271. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "You Owe Me a Threesome"
    • TV-14
  272. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Was the Baby Ever Real?"
    • TV-14
  273. 12:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Confessions of a Talk Show Host!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Cavanaugh vs. Bowles/McElliot"
    • TV-14
  275. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Ramirez vs. De Leon"
    • TV-14
  276. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Mooch Madness"
    • TV-14
  277. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "It's Not Me in the Sex Tape"
    • TV-14
  278. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Your Sex Drive Is Driving Me Crazy!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Stewarts & Hamiltons"
    • TV-PG
  280. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  281. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fish Guts Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  282. 7:00 PM Modern Family "First Days"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  283. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Slow Down Your Neighbors"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  284. Friday Night
  285. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 9:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Big Cats, Dream Girls and Fun Physics"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  288. 9:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Cedric the Entertainer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 10:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "The Invisi-Ball Thread"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  290. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  291. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Comeback"
    • TV-PG
  292. Saturday, August 8
  293. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
  294. 12:30 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  295. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Bart the Lover"
    • TV-PG
  296. 1:30 AM Family Guy "Save the Clam"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  297. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Call Me Mom"
    • TV-G
  298. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  301. 4:00 AM American Dad "Roy Rogers McFreely"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  302. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Ramirez vs. De Leon"
    • TV-14
  303. 5:00 AM The Doctors "Health Scandals in the News; Waist-Busting Meals; When Sudden Rashes Strike! Life-Changing Corrective Surgery Revealed"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  304. 6:00 AM I'm Tired of Paying for TV
  305. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  306. 7:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  307. 7:30 AM Larry King Special Report
  308. 8:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Hats off to Charles"
    • TV-G
  309. 8:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Going Dutch"
    • TV-G
  310. 9:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Great Chili Cook-Off"
    • TV-G
  311. 9:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Boston Terrier Party"
    • TV-G
  312. 10:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "The English Patient"
    • TV-G
  313. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Hyperactive Husky"
    • TV-G
  314. 11:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Dog on Wire"
    • TV-G
  315. 11:30 AM Dog Town, USA "Tough Scruff"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  316. 12:00 PM Expedition Wild "Exploring Yellowstone's Backcountry"
    • TV-G
  317. 12:30 PM Rock the Park "Hawaii Volcanoes: Trekking Mauna Loa"
    • TV-G
  318. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
  319. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  320. 2:00 PM Hostage
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  321. 4:00 PM Never Fear Power Outages
  322. 4:30 PM What Went Down "Fails on a Plane"
    • TV-PG
  323. 5:00 PM What Went Down "Snow White and the Seven Fails"
    • TV-PG
  324. 5:30 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  325. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  326. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  327. 7:00 PM Monopoly Millionaires' Club
    • TV-G
  328. Saturday Night
  329. 8:00 PM Futurama "The Six Million Dollar Mon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  330. 8:30 PM Futurama "Assie Come Home"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  331. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Chick Cancer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Barely Legal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 10:00 PM Cheaters "Ian Sutter; Richard Sharp"
    • TV-14
  334. 11:00 PM Bones "The Man on the Fairway"
    • TV-14  (V)
  335. Sunday, August 9
  336. 12:00 AM Castle "Heartbreak Hotel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  337. 1:00 AM The Pinkertons "Forever Free"
    • TV-PG
  338. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  339. 2:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  340. 3:00 AM Football Saturdays
  341. 4:00 AM Bones "The Diamond in the Rough"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  342. 5:00 AM Castle "Kill Shot"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  343. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 6:30 AM Larry King Special Report
  345. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 8:30 AM In Search
  349. 9:00 AM Castin' Cajun
    • TV-G
  350. 9:30 AM The 411
    • TV-G
  351. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 10:30 AM Fish Oil Benefits Examined
  353. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 11:30 AM Derm Exclusive!
  355. 12:00 PM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  356. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  357. 1:00 PM Ella Enchanted
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  358. 3:00 PM Confessions of a Shopaholic
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  359. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anything Can Happen Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  364. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  365. Sunday Night
  366. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Dissolution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  367. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Status Quo Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  368. 9:00 PM Modern Family "And One to Grow On"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  369. 9:30 PM Modern Family "Under Pressure"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  370. 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Counseling"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  371. 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Homework"
    • TV-G
  372. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  373. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  374. Monday, August 10
  375. 12:00 AM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  376. 12:30 AM Friends "The One With the Dollhouse"
    • TV-14  (S)
  377. 1:00 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Top Ten: Civilian Encounters"
    • TV-PG
  378. 1:30 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Alien Achilles Heel"
    • TV-PG
  379. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  382. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  383. 4:00 AM Extra
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  384. 5:00 AM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  385. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  386. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  387. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  388. 7:30 AM Kenneth Copeland
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  389. 8:00 AM Fish Oil Benefits Examined
  390. 8:30 AM 3rd Rock From the Sun "Dick'll Take Manhattan"
    • TV-PG
  391. 9:00 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  392. 9:30 AM Cheaters "Antonio Gutierrez"
    • TV-14
  393. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Hot Young Hook-Ups"
    • TV-14
  394. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "You Don't Have the Right to Check Me"
    • TV-14
  395. 12:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "I'm Not a Terrible Teen Mom!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Alston vs. Jones/Delk/Harrison"
    • TV-14
  397. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Smith vs. Bailey/Anderson"
    • TV-14
  398. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Couples at War"
    • TV-14
  399. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "But I Called the Show ..."
    • TV-14
  400. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "You're Not Fit to Be a Parent"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Hot Topics!"
    • TV-PG
  402. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  403. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bakersfield Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  404. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Larry's Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  405. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Two Monkeys and a Panda"
    • TV-PG
  406. Monday Night
  407. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  408. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  409. 9:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Now THAT'S a Bunny!"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D)
  410. 10:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Gary Anthony Williams 2"
    • NEW
  411. 10:30 PM Significant Mother "Mixed Doubles"
    • NEW
  412. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  413. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Money"
    • TV-PG
  414. Tuesday, August 11
  415. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
  416. 12:30 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  417. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Dog of Death"
    • TV-PG
  418. 1:30 AM Family Guy "Farmer Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  419. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  420. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  421. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  422. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  423. 4:00 AM American Dad "Jack's Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  424. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Smith vs. Bailey/Anderson"
    • TV-14
  425. 5:00 AM The Doctors
    • TV-PG
  426. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  427. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  428. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  429. 7:30 AM Kenneth Copeland
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  430. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  431. 8:30 AM On the Spot "Mystery Solved, Problem and Solution, Bad Ideas"
    • TV-G
  432. 9:00 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  433. 9:30 AM Cheaters "James Johnson"
    • TV-14
  434. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Hard Up for Sex"
    • TV-14
  435. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "I'm Not a Molester: She Wants Me to Be Guilty"
    • TV-14
  436. 12:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Explosive Family Wars!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  437. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Kelly vs. Duncan/Anthony"
    • TV-14
  438. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Palmer vs. Palmer"
    • TV-14
  439. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "But I Had Your Baby 13 Days Ago"
    • TV-14
  440. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Found Her Hair in Our Bedroom"
    • TV-14
  441. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Deadbeat Dads in Denial!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  442. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Aaron's"
    • TV-PG
  443. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  444. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper/Kripke Inversion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  445. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Farm Strong"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  446. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Regrets Only"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  447. Tuesday Night
  448. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  450. 9:00 PM The Flash "Crazy for You"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  451. 10:00 PM iZombie "Patriot Brains"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  452. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  453. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Van Buren Boys"
    • TV-PG
  454. Wednesday, August 12
  455. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
  456. 12:30 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  457. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "A Streetcar Named Marge"
    • TV-PG
  458. 1:30 AM Family Guy "Road to Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  459. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Bigger Person"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  460. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  461. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  462. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  463. 4:00 AM American Dad "Bar Mitzvah Hustle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  464. 4:30 AM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Palmer vs. Palmer"
    • TV-14
  465. 5:00 AM The Doctors
    • TV-PG
  466. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  467. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  468. 7:00 AM Jesse Duplantis
    • TV-G
  469. 7:30 AM Kenneth Copeland
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  470. 8:00 AM Can't Sleep?
  471. 8:30 AM The Coolest Places on Earth "Coolest Scotland Vacation"
    • TV-G
  472. 9:00 AM NOLA Marketplace
    • TV-G
  473. 9:30 AM Cheaters "Kari Ivy"
    • TV-14
  474. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Man Stealin' Virgin"
    • TV-14
  475. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "No. 1 Worst Mom?"
    • TV-14
  476. 12:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Accused Liars Hit the Hot Seat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  477. 1:00 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Galaviz/Smith vs. Thompson/Jackson"
    • TV-14
  478. 1:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Hendricks vs. Pacheco"
    • TV-14
  479. 2:00 PM Jerry Springer "Love Is a Battlefield"
    • TV-14
  480. 3:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "She Was Cheating When She Got Pregnant"
    • TV-14
  481. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Help! There's No Spice in Our Sex Life!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  482. 5:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Hot Topics"
    • TV-PG
  483. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  484. 6:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spoiler Alert Segmentation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  485. 7:00 PM Modern Family "The Late Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  486. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Bixby's Back"
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
  487. Wednesday Night
  488. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  489. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  490. 9:00 PM America's Next Top Model "The Girl Who Walks Away"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  491. 10:00 PM A Wicked Offer "Grin and Bare It"
    • NEW
  492. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  493. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Susie"
    • TV-PG
  494. Thursday, August 13
  495. 12:00 AM News With A Twist
    • NEW
  496. 12:30 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  497. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Colonel Homer"
    • TV-PG
  498. 1:30 AM