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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pretty Problem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Hoarder Culture"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monster Isolation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  5. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Contractual Obligation Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  6. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Really Petty Cash"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 11:00 PM Conan "Keegan-Michael Key & Jordan Peele; Zoey Deutch"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  9. Today
  10. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  11. 12:30 AM Conan "Keegan-Michael Key & Jordan Peele; Zoey Deutch"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  12. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Restless"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Flirting With Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  14. 2:30 AM Catch Me if You Can
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  15. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "All-Nite Security Dude"
    • TV-PG
  16. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers"
    • TV-PG
  17. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Oldies but Young 'Uns"
    • TV-PG
  18. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Shop Around"
    • TV-PG
  19. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Shop Around"
    • TV-PG
  20. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?"
    • TV-PG
  21. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Route 666"
    • TV-PG
  22. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Route 666"
    • TV-PG
  23. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Acting Out"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  24. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Fight Schlub"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  25. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Queasy Rider"
    • TV-PG
  26. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Murray Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  27. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Beer Walk!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  28. 12:00 PM American Dad "Morning Mimosa"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  29. 12:30 PM American Dad "My Affair Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  30. 1:00 PM American Dad "A Star Is Reborn"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  31. 1:30 PM American Dad "Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  32. 2:00 PM American Dad "The Shrink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  33. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Meet the Quagmires"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 3:00 PM New Girl "Shark"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  35. 3:30 PM New Girl "Coming Out"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  36. 4:00 PM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  37. 4:30 PM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  38. 5:00 PM Friends "The One After Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  39. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  40. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Nose Job"
    • TV-PG
  41. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Alternate Side"
    • TV-PG
  42. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  43. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Suicide"
    • TV-PG
  44. Tonight
  45. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Reality Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pop-Up Sale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closet Reconfiguration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  48. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tenure Turbulence"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closure Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  50. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Resurgence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  51. 11:00 PM Separation Anxiety "Trai & Kristen"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  52. Tomorrow
  53. 12:00 AM Cougar Town "You and I Will Meet Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 12:30 AM Cougar Town "Make It Better"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 1:00 AM The Time Traveler's Wife
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  56. 3:00 AM Valentine's Day
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  57. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck the Stud"
    • TV-PG
  58. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Subway"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  59. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pez Dispenser"
    • TV-PG
  60. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Boyfriend"
    • TV-PG
  61. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Boyfriend"
    • TV-PG
  62. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Fix-Up"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  63. 8:30 AM Michael
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  64. 10:45 AM The Time Traveler's Wife
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  65. 12:45 PM A Walk to Remember
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  66. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Denial"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  67. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance"
    • TV-PG
  68. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Porsche"
    • TV-PG
  69. 4:30 PM Friends "The One on the Last Night"
    • TV-PG
  70. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Secret Ingredient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Upstairs Neighbor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Blind Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Broken Hearts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kosher Cupcakes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the One-Night Stands"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. Tomorrow Night
  77. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Spell Potential"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  78. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bon Voyage Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  79. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  80. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Deception Verification"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Scavenger Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  82. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Raiders Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  83. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  84. 11:30 PM The Detour "The Restaurant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  85. Sunday, May 1
  86. 12:00 AM A Walk to Remember
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  87. 2:15 AM Michael
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  88. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Top of the Heap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  89. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  90. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  91. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Limo"
    • TV-PG
  92. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Good Samaritan"
    • TV-PG
  93. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Letter"
    • TV-PG
  94. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Parking Space"
    • TV-PG
  95. 8:00 AM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Runs"
    • TV-PG
  96. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross' Teeth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  97. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  98. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Cooking Class"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  99. 10:00 AM Father of the Bride
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  100. 12:20 PM Alice in Wonderland
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  101. 2:45 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  102. 4:45 PM The Wizard of Oz
    • TV-G
    • G
  103. 7:00 PM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  104. Sunday Night
  105. 9:45 PM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  106. Monday, May 2
  107. 12:30 AM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  108. 2:30 AM Father of the Bride
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  109. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "If Al Had a Hammer"
    • TV-PG
  110. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Cheese, Cues and Blood"
    • TV-PG
  111. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  112. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Has a Belly Ache"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  113. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "If I Could See Me Now"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  114. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "God's Shoes"
    • TV-PG
  115. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  116. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  117. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Bundy, Shoe Dick"
    • TV-PG
  118. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Female Problems"
    • TV-PG
  119. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Assaulted Nuts"
    • TV-14  (D)
  120. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Parent Trapped"
    • TV-PG
  121. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Dire Strayts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  122. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Ain't Nothin' But Mutton Bustin'"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  123. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  124. 12:00 PM Seinfeld "The Keys"
    • TV-PG
  125. 12:30 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  126. 1:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Is Late"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  127. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  128. 2:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  129. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where No One Proposes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  130. 3:00 PM New Girl "Swuit"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 3:30 PM New Girl "The Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  133. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bubble Boy"
    • TV-PG
  134. 5:00 PM American Dad "Holy S..., Jeff's Back!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  135. 5:30 PM American Dad "American Fung"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  136. 6:00 PM American Dad "Seizures Suit Stanny"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  137. 6:30 PM American Dad "Roots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  138. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Cool Hand Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  139. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Grumpy Old Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  140. Monday Night
  141. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Meg and Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  142. 8:30 PM American Dad "The Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 9:00 PM The Detour "The B & B"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  144. 9:30 PM Family Guy "The Blind Side"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  145. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Livin' on a Prayer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  146. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Eddie Eagle"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  147. 11:00 PM Conan "Dr. Phil; Amanda Crew; Pentatonix"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  148. Tuesday, May 3
  149. 12:00 AM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  150. 12:30 AM Conan "Dr. Phil; Amanda Crew; Pentatonix"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  151. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You Tell Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  152. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Saving Grace"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 2:30 AM My Baby's Daddy
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  154. 4:15 AM TBS Network Preview
  155. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  156. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "So This Is How Sinatra Felt"
    • TV-PG
  157. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Who Have Nothing"
    • TV-PG
  158. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Mystery of Skull Island"
    • TV-PG
  159. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Just Shoe It"
    • TV-PG
  160. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rites of Passage"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  161. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Egg and I"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  162. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Psychic Avengers"
    • TV-PG
  163. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Doug Out"
    • TV-PG
  164. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Tube Stakes"
    • TV-PG
  165. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Get Away"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  166. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Roamin' Holiday"
    • TV-PG
  167. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Like a Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  168. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "A Short Story and a Tall Tale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  169. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  170. 12:30 PM American Dad "Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  171. 1:00 PM American Dad "N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  172. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Blue Harvest, Parts 1 and 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  174. 3:00 PM New Girl "Oregon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 3:30 PM New Girl "Spiderhunt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Emma Cries"
    • TV-PG
  177. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Pediatrician"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  178. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sharks"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  179. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  180. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pitch"
    • TV-PG
  181. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Ticket"
    • TV-PG
  182. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wallet"
    • TV-PG
  183. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Watch"
    • TV-PG
  184. Tuesday Night
  185. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Workplace Proximity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  186. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Romance Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  187. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  188. 9:30 PM America's Greatest Makers "Make or Break Round 3"
    • NEW
  189. 10:00 PM Separation Anxiety "Derrick & Jhinezka"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  190. 11:00 PM Conan "Weird Al Yankovic; Kate Micucci; Myq Kaplan"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  191. Wednesday, May 4
  192. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 12:30 AM Conan "Weird Al Yankovic; Kate Micucci; Myq Kaplan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  194. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "This Old Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  195. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "The Criminal Kind"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 2:30 AM Think Like a Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  197. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  198. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Dinner With Anthrax"
    • TV-PG
  199. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hi, I.Q."
    • TV-PG
  200. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Teacher Pets"
    • TV-PG
  201. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Good-bye Girl"
    • TV-PG
  202. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Gas Station Show"
    • TV-PG
  203. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show"
    • TV-PG
  204. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "I, Candy"
    • TV-PG
  205. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Sparing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  206. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Net Prophets"
    • TV-PG
  207. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Block Buster"
    • TV-PG
  208. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Terry Unmarried"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  209. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "The Blue, the Gray and the Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  210. 12:00 PM American Dad "Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  211. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  212. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan-Dan Deliver"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 1:30 PM American Dad "Anchorfran"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  214. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Episode VI: It's a Trap"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  215. 3:00 PM New Girl "Walk of Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  216. 3:30 PM New Girl "The Right Thing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Male Nanny"
    • TV-PG
  218. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  219. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Phone Number"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  220. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  221. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
    • TV-PG
  222. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  223. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  224. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  225. Wednesday Night
  226. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Itchy Brain Simulation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  227. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thanksgiving Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  228. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Discovery Dissipation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  229. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper Extraction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  230. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hesitation Ramification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  231. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Occupation Recalibration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  232. 11:00 PM Conan "Moshe Kasher; The Heavy"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  233. Thursday, May 5
  234. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Drug Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 12:30 AM Conan "Moshe Kasher; The Heavy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  236. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Don't Fade on Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Have Love Will Travel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 2:30 AM Definitely, Maybe
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  239. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  240. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: Wastin' the Company's Money"
    • TV-PG
  241. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: We're Spending as Fast as We Can"
    • TV-PG
  242. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Magnificent Seven"
    • TV-PG
  243. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  244. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Every Bundy Has a Birthday"
    • TV-PG
  245. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al on the Rocks"
    • TV-PG
  246. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Frozen Pop"
    • TV-PG
  247. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Party Favor"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  248. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Fair Game"
    • TV-PG
  249. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "The Shmenkmans"
    • TV-PG
  250. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Way the Cookie Crumbles"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  251. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "To Live and Die in Va."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  252. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Two Hundred"
    • TV-14  (V)
  253. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Unincludeds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  254. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Dentist's Wife"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  255. 1:30 PM American Dad "Widow's Pique"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  256. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Movin' Out (Brian's Song)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  257. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  258. 3:00 PM New Girl "Par 5"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  259. 3:30 PM New Girl "Panty Gate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  260. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Rats"
    • TV-PG
  261. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Monica Sings"
    • TV-PG
  262. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  263. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  264. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  265. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  266. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  267. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  268. Thursday Night
  269. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Messy Purse Smackdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Convention Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  272. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotive Manipulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  273. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 11:00 PM Conan "Louis C.K.; Mary Elizabeth Ellis; Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  276. Friday, May 6
  277. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hidden Stash"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 12:30 AM Conan "Louis C.K.; Mary Elizabeth Ellis; Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  279. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "All or Nothin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  280. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Like a Diamond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 2:30 AM Splash
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG
  282. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  283. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "What I Did for Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Frat Chance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  285. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Chicago Wine Party"
    • TV-PG
  286. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG
  287. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rock of Ages"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  288. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Death of a Shoe Salesman"
    • TV-PG
  289. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Old College Try"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  291. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Meet By-Product"
    • TV-14  (D)
  292. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Wild Cards"
    • TV-PG
  293. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Surprise Artie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  294. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Essence of Cleveland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  295. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Ship'rect"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  296. 12:00 PM American Dad "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  297. 12:30 PM American Dad "Threat Levels"
    • TV-14  (D)
  298. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan Knows Best"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  299. 1:30 PM American Dad "Francine's Flashback"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  300. 2:00 PM American Dad "Roger Codger"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Stewie Kills Lois"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  302. 3:00 PM New Girl "Clean Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  303. 3:30 PM New Girl "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  304. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  305. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  306. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  307. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  308. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  309. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  310. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  311. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Implant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  312. Friday Night
  313. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pearl Necklace"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hold-Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 9:00 PM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  316. 11:45 PM Separation Anxiety "Derrick & Jhinezka"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  317. Saturday, May 7
  318. 12:45 AM Cougar Town "Depending on You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 1:15 AM Cougar Town "The Trip to Pirate's Cove"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 1:45 AM Ocean's Twelve
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  321. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  322. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Wedding Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  323. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  324. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  325. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  326. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  327. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  328. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Mango"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  329. 9:00 AM I Love You, Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  330. 11:00 AM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  331. 1:00 PM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  332. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  333. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  334. 4:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  335. 4:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  336. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake War"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pre-Approved Credit Card"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And The Candy Manwich"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Three Boys With Wood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  340. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Table Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  341. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  342. Saturday Night
  343. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Mommy Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  344. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Indecision Amalgamation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  345. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Relationship Diremption"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  346. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anything Can Happen Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  347. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  348. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Dissolution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  349. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Bernie Voters"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  350. 11:30 PM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  351. Sunday, May 8
  352. 12:00 AM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  353. 2:00 AM I Love You, Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  354. 4:00 AM The Bank Job
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  355. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Glasses"
    • TV-PG
  356. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Puffy Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  357. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Sniffing Accountant"
    • TV-PG
  358. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Bris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  359. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  360. 8:30 AM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  361. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  362. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  363. 10:00 AM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  364. 12:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  365. 2:00 PM College Volleyball "NCAA Beach Volleyball Tournament, Final: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  366. 4:00 PM Twister
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  367. 6:15 PM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  368. Sunday Night
  369. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Status Quo Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  370. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotion Interruption"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  371. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Junior Professor Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  372. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The First Pitch Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  373. 11:00 PM The Detour "The Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  374. 11:30 PM The Detour "The Hotel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  375. Monday, May 9
  376. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Tank"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  377. 12:30 AM The Detour "The Restaurant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  378. 1:00 AM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  379. 1:30 AM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  380. 3:30 AM Twister
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  381. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This"
    • TV-PG
  382. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Heels on Wheels"
    • TV-PG
  383. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Mr. Empty Pants"
    • TV-PG
  384. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Can't Miss"
    • TV-PG
  385. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy and the Pirates"
    • TV-PG
  386. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Go for the Old"
    • TV-PG
  387. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Un-Alful Entry"
    • TV-PG
  388. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Big Dougie"
    • TV-PG
  389. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Soft Touch"
    • TV-PG
  390. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Restaurant Row"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  391. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Whine Country"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  392. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Back to Cool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  393. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Your Show of Shows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  394. 12:00 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
    • TV-PG
  395. 12:30 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
    • TV-PG
  396. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  397. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  398. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  399. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  400. 3:00 PM New Girl "Kryptonite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  401. 3:30 PM New Girl "Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  402. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  403. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Masseuse"
    • TV-PG
  404. 5:00 PM American Dad "Homeland Insecurity"
    • TV-14  (D)
  405. 5:30 PM American Dad "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  406. 6:00 PM American Dad "Bullocks to Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  407. 6:30 PM American Dad "A Smith in the Hand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  408. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  409. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Be Careful What You Fish For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  410. Monday Night
  411. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Burning Down the Bayit"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  412. 8:30 PM American Dad "Daesong Heavy Industries"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  413. 9:00 PM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  414. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Killer Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  415. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Forget-Me-Not"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  416. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  417. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  418. Tuesday, May 10
  419. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  420. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  421. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Hard on Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  422. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Learning to Fly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  423. 2:30 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  424. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  425. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Movie Show"
    • TV-PG
  426. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Till Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  427. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "'Tis Time to Smell the Roses"
    • TV-PG
  428. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Old Insurance Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  429. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Wedding Repercussions"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  430. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Proposition"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  431. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?"
    • TV-PG
  432. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Flower Power"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  433. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Fatty McButterpants"
    • TV-PG
  434. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Roast Chicken"
    • TV-PG
  435. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Do Rico"
    • TV-14  (D)
  436. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Hot Cocoa Bang Bang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  437. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "BFFs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  438. 12:00 PM American Dad "All About Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  439. 12:30 PM American Dad "Con Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  440. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (V)
  441. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  442. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Lois Kills Stewie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  443. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Padre de Familia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  444. 3:00 PM New Girl "Naked"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  445. 3:30 PM New Girl "Cece Crashes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  446. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  447. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  448. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  449. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  450. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  451. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Conversion"
    • TV-PG