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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Chicken Pox"
    • TV-PG
  3. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  4. 9:00 AM Divergent
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  5. 12:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  6. 3:00 PM Edge of Tomorrow
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  7. 5:30 PM The A-Team
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  8. Last Night
  9. 8:00 PM NBA Tip-Off
  10. 8:20 PM 2017 NBA All-Star Game "Eastern Conference vs. Western Conference"
    • LIVE
  11. 11:00 PM The Detour "The Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  12. 11:30 PM The Detour "The Hotel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  13. Today
  14. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Tank"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  15. 12:30 AM The Detour "The Restaurant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  16. 1:00 AM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  17. 1:30 AM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  18. 2:00 AM The Detour "The Road"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  19. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Drop"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  20. 3:00 AM The Detour "The Track"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  21. 3:30 AM The Detour "The Beach"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  22. 4:00 AM New Girl "See Ya"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 4:30 AM New Girl "Re-Launch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Security"
    • TV-PG
  25. 5:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Ingrate"
    • TV-PG
  26. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  27. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Birthday Boy Toy"
    • TV-PG
  28. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Damn Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  29. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Chicago Shoe Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  30. 8:00 AM The King of Queens "Santa Claustrophobia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  31. 8:30 AM The King of Queens "Thanks, Man"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  32. 9:00 AM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  33. 12:00 PM Transformers
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  34. 3:00 PM The Detour "The Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  35. 3:30 PM The Detour "The Hotel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  36. 4:00 PM The Detour "The Tank"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  37. 4:30 PM The Detour "The Restaurant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  38. 5:00 PM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  39. 5:30 PM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  40. 6:00 PM The Detour "The Road"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  41. 6:30 PM The Detour "The Drop"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  42. 7:00 PM The Detour "The Track"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  43. 7:30 PM The Detour "The Beach"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  44. Tonight
  45. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Underage Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  46. 8:30 PM American Dad "Gifted Me Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 9:00 PM American Dad "Next of Pin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  48. 9:30 PM Family Guy "The Heartbreak Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  49. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Take a Letter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  50. 10:30 PM Family Guy "The New Adventures of Old Tom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  51. 11:00 PM Conan "Norm Macdonald; Keke Palmer; ZZ Top"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  52. Tomorrow
  53. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kilt Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 12:30 AM Conan "Norm Macdonald; Keke Palmer; ZZ Top"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  55. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pony Remark"
    • TV-PG
  56. 2:00 AM Eraser
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  57. 4:30 AM New Girl "Katie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  58. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Lez Be Friends"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  59. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperate Half Hour"
    • TV-PG
  60. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "How to Marry a Moron"
    • TV-PG
  61. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  62. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Thinergy"
    • TV-PG
  63. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  64. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy"
    • TV-PG
  65. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Have You Driven a Ford Lately?"
    • TV-PG
  66. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Frigid Heirs"
    • TV-PG
  67. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Switch Sitters"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  68. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Cheap Saks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  69. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Damned Yanky"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  70. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  71. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  72. 12:00 PM American Dad "Standard Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  73. 12:30 PM American Dad "Father's Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  74. 1:00 PM American Dad "Fight and Flight"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  75. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Run, Chris, Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  77. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Death Has a Shadow"
    • TV-14  (L)
  78. 3:00 PM New Girl "Fluffer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  79. 3:30 PM New Girl "Neighbors"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  80. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Race Car Bed"
    • TV-PG
  81. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Giant Poking Device"
    • TV-PG
  82. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"
    • TV-14
  83. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Jealousy"
    • TV-PG
  84. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Busboy"
    • TV-PG
  85. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG
  86. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jacket"
    • TV-PG
  87. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Restaurant"
    • TV-PG
  88. Tomorrow Night
  89. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  90. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Robotic Manipulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  92. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  93. 10:00 PM The Detour "The City"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
  94. 10:30 PM The Detour "The Club"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  95. 11:03 PM Conan "Steven Yeun; Chris Martin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  96. Wednesday, February 22
  97. 12:03 AM The Detour "The City"
  98. 12:36 AM Conan "Steven Yeun; Chris Martin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  99. 1:36 AM Seinfeld "The Phone Message"
    • TV-PG
  100. 2:06 AM Transcendence
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  101. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Whose Room Is It Anyway?"
    • TV-PG
  102. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Loses His Cherry"
    • TV-PG
  103. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Sue Got Work"
    • TV-PG
  104. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... Without Children"
    • TV-PG
  105. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Poker Game"
    • TV-PG
  106. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Where's the Boss?"
    • TV-PG
  107. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Nightmare on Al's Street"
    • TV-PG
  108. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Johnny B. Gone"
    • TV-PG
  109. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Can Do It"
    • TV-PG
  110. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Multiple Plots"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  111. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Trash Talker"
    • TV-PG
  112. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Precedent Nixin'"
    • TV-PG
  113. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Foe: Pa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  114. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Brownsized"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  115. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "A Rodent Like This"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  116. 12:00 PM American Dad "Portrait of Francine's Genitals"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  117. 12:30 PM American Dad "Bahama Mama"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  118. 1:00 PM American Dad "Roger's Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  119. 1:30 PM American Dad "Ninety North, Zero West"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  120. 2:00 PM Family Guy "I Never Met the Dead Man"
    • TV-14
  121. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Chitty Chitty Death Bang"
    • TV-14
  122. 3:00 PM New Girl "Models"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 3:30 PM New Girl "Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  124. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends"
    • TV-14  (S)
  125. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner"
    • TV-PG
  126. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG
  127. 5:30 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG
  128. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Apartment"
    • TV-PG
  129. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Stranded"
    • TV-PG
  130. 7:00 PM The Detour "The City"
  131. 7:30 PM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  132. Wednesday Night
  133. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  134. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Desperation Emanation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Irish Pub Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  137. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Apology Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  138. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  139. 11:00 PM Conan "Lin-Manuel Miranda; John Early; The Head and the Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  140. Thursday, February 23
  141. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  142. 12:30 AM Conan "Lin-Manuel Miranda; John Early; The Head and the Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  143. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Statue"
    • TV-PG
  144. 2:00 AM The Expendables 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  145. 4:00 AM New Girl "Menzies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 4:30 AM New Girl "Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  148. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  149. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "If I Were a Rich Man"
    • TV-PG
  150. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "For Whom the Bell Tolls"
    • TV-PG
  151. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  152. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  153. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Born to Walk"
    • TV-PG
  154. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Alley of the Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  155. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Tank Heaven"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  156. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Altar Ego"
    • TV-PG
  157. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Icky Shuffle"
    • TV-PG
  158. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Awful Bigamy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  159. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Hangover Part Tubbs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  160. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "California Dreamin' (All the Cleves Are Brown)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  161. 12:00 PM American Dad "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  162. 12:30 PM American Dad "Threat Levels"
    • TV-14  (D)
  163. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan Knows Best"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  164. 1:30 PM American Dad "Francine's Flashback"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  165. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Mind Over Murder"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  166. 2:30 PM Family Guy "A Hero Sits Next Door"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  167. 3:00 PM The Detour "The City"
  168. 3:30 PM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  169. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
    • TV-PG
  170. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  171. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  172. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dollhouse"
    • TV-14  (S)
  173. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Heart Attack"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  174. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Revenge"
    • TV-PG
  175. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Deal"
    • TV-PG
  176. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Not Broke Parents"
    • TV-14  (L)
  177. Thursday Night
  178. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the New Lease on Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 21-Second Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  181. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Justice League Recombination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 11:00 PM Conan "Adam Sandler; David Spade; Nick Swardson; Norm Macdonald; Rob Schneider; clipping"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  185. Friday, February 24
  186. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Free Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 12:30 AM Conan "Adam Sandler; David Spade; Nick Swardson; Norm Macdonald; Rob Schneider; clipping"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  188. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  189. 2:00 AM Gone in Sixty Seconds
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  190. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Razor's Edge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  191. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "How Do You Spell Revenge?"
    • TV-PG
  192. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Earth Angel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  193. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
    • TV-PG
  194. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Guys and Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  195. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Build a Better Mousetrap"
    • TV-PG
  196. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Master the Possibilities"
    • TV-PG
  197. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Loves Al, ``Yeah, Yeah, Yeah''"
    • TV-PG
  198. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Great Escape"
    • TV-PG
  199. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Impo-Dent"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  200. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Just Married ... With Children"
    • TV-PG
  201. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Window Pain"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  202. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Arthur, Spooner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  203. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Kirbed Enthusiasm"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  204. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Holy Mackerel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  205. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Fist and the Furious"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  206. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Who Done Did It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  207. 1:00 PM American Dad "Roger Codger"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 1:30 PM American Dad "Homeland Insecurity"
    • TV-14  (D)
  209. 2:00 PM American Dad "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 2:30 PM American Dad "Bullocks to Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  211. 3:00 PM New Girl "Eggs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  212. 3:30 PM New Girl "Bathtub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  213. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With a Chick and a Duck"
    • TV-PG
  214. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Screamer"
    • TV-PG
  215. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Thing"
    • TV-PG
  216. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion"
    • TV-PG
  217. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  218. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  219. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  220. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  221. Friday Night
  222. 8:00 PM Tammy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  223. 10:00 PM The Bounty Hunter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  224. Saturday, February 25
  225. 12:15 AM The Detour "The City"
  226. 12:45 AM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  227. 1:16 AM Tower Heist
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  228. 3:30 AM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  229. 5:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Crazy Chin"
    • TV-PG
  230. 6:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Nice Talk"
    • TV-PG
  231. 6:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Blabbermouths"
    • TV-PG
  232. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Fix-Up"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  233. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Limo"
    • TV-PG
  234. 8:00 AM The Bounty Hunter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  235. 10:15 AM Something Borrowed
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  236. 12:45 PM This Is Where I Leave You
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  237. 3:00 PM Friends "The One at the Beach"
    • TV-PG
  238. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Jellyfish"
    • TV-PG
  239. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cat"
    • TV-PG
  240. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the 'Cuffs"
    • TV-14  (S)
  241. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the First Degree"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Reality Problem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the DJ Face"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Childhood Not Included"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bus Pants Utilization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  246. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Car Displacement"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. Saturday Night
  248. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thespian Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  249. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Benefactor Factor"
    • TV-14  (D)
  250. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cohabitation Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  251. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Toast Derivation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  252. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Prestidigitation Approximation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zarnecki Incursion"
    • TV-14  (L)
  254. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  255. 11:30 PM The Detour "The City"
  256. Sunday, February 26
  257. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  258. 12:33 AM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  259. 2:33 AM Matilda
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  260. 4:30 AM New Girl "Santa"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  261. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Model"
    • TV-PG
  262. 5:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Mentor"
    • TV-PG
  263. 6:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Golf for It"
    • TV-PG
  264. 6:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Home"
    • TV-PG
  265. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Good Samaritan"
    • TV-PG
  266. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Letter"
    • TV-PG
  267. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Parking Space"
    • TV-PG
  268. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Keys"
    • TV-PG
  269. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Ballroom Dancing"
    • TV-PG
  270. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  271. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  272. 10:30 AM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG
  273. 11:00 AM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  274. 1:00 PM Tower Heist
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  275. 3:00 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  276. 5:00 PM Rush Hour 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  277. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Herb Garden Germination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Agreement Dissection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  279. Sunday Night
  280. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wildebeest Implementation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Engagement Reaction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Roommate Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  283. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skank Reflex Analysis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Infestation Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D)
  285. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pulled Groin Extrapolation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  286. 11:00 PM The Detour "The City"
  287. 11:30 PM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  288. Monday, February 27
  289. 12:00 AM The Switch
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  290. 2:00 AM Silver Linings Playbook
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  291. 4:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  292. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Father Lode"
    • TV-PG
  293. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "All in the Family"
    • TV-PG
  294. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Camping Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  295. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Thought He Could"
    • TV-PG
  296. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'm Going to Sweatland"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  297. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poke High"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  298. 8:00 AM The King of Queens "Jung Frankenstein"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  299. 8:30 AM The King of Queens "Mammary Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  300. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where They're Going to Party!"
    • TV-PG
  301. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  302. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  303. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  304. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Squirt's Honor"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  305. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Grave Danger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  306. 12:00 PM American Dad "A Smith in the Hand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  307. 12:30 PM American Dad "All About Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  308. 1:00 PM American Dad "Con Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  309. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (V)
  310. 2:00 PM Bob's Burgers "The Land Ship"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  311. 2:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Hauntening"
    • TV-PG
  312. 3:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Gayle Makin' Bob Sled"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  313. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Nice-Capades"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  315. 4:30 PM Family Guy "The Son Also Draws"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  316. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Brian: Portrait of a Dog"
    • TV-14  (L)
  317. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Holy Crap"
    • TV-14  (D)
  319. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Da Boom"
    • TV-14  (V)
  320. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Brian in Love"
    • TV-14  (D)
  321. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Love Thy Trophy"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  322. Monday Night
  323. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Death Is a Bitch"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  324. 8:30 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  325. 9:00 PM American Dad "Stannie Get Your Gun"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  326. 9:30 PM Family Guy "The King Is Dead"
    • TV-14
  327. 10:00 PM Family Guy "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  328. 10:30 PM Family Guy "If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'"
    • TV-14  (D)
  329. 11:00 PM Conan "Adam Scott; Genesis Rodriguez."
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  330. Tuesday, February 28
  331. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Old Bike Yarn"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  332. 12:30 AM Conan "Adam Scott; Genesis Rodriguez."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  333. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  334. 2:00 AM A Perfect Getaway
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  335. 4:00 AM New Girl "Cabin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 4:30 AM New Girl "A Father's Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Dump of My Own"
    • TV-PG
  338. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Her Cups Runneth Over"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  339. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Bald and Beautiful"
    • TV-PG
  340. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "I'll See You in Court"
    • TV-PG
  341. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Gypsy Cried"
    • TV-PG
  342. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Barber"
    • TV-PG
  343. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Eatin' Out"
    • TV-PG
  344. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "My Mom, the Mom"
    • TV-PG
  345. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Business Affairs"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  346. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Flash Photography"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  347. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Flame Resistant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  348. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Connect Four"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  349. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Of Lice and Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  350. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Mr. and Mrs. Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  351. 12:00 PM American Dad "Star Trek"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  352. 12:30 PM American Dad "Not Particularly Desperate Housewife"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  353. 1:00 PM American Dad "Rough Trade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  354. 1:30 PM American Dad "Finances With Wolves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  355. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Running Mates"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  356. 2:30 PM Family Guy "A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks"
    • TV-14
  357. 3:00 PM The Detour "The City"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  358. 3:30 PM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  359. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  360. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  361. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  362. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  363. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  364. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  365. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  366. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wiggly Finger Catalyst"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  367. Tuesday Night
  368. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Russian Rocket Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  369. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Rhinitis Revelation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  370. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Good Guy Fluctuation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  372. 10:00 PM The Detour "The Tub"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  373. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  374. 11:00 PM Conan "Martin Short; Natalie Zea; The Pretty Reckless."
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  375. Wednesday, March 1
  376. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Tub"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  377. 12:30 AM Conan "Martin Short; Natalie Zea; The Pretty Reckless."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  378. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  379. 2:00 AM From Paris With Love
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  380. 4:00 AM New Girl "Pepperwood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  381. 4:30 AM New Girl "Cooler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me"
    • TV-PG
  383. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Three Job, No Income Family"
    • TV-PG
  384. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Harder They Fall"
    • TV-PG
  385. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The House That Peg Lost"
    • TV-PG
  386. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen"
    • TV-PG
  387. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel"
    • TV-PG
  388. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Computer Show"
    • TV-PG
  389. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Dateless Amigo"
    • TV-PG
  390. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Mentalo Case"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  391. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Loaner Car"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  392. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Golden Moldy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  393. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "S'poor House"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  394. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Crazy Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  395. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Wheel! Of! Family!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  396. 12:00 PM American Dad "It's Good to Be the Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  397. 12:30 PM American Dad "Roger N' Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  398. 1:00 PM American Dad "Helping Handis"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  399. 1:30 PM American Dad "With Friends Like Steve's"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  400. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Fifteen Minutes of Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  401. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Road to Rhode Island"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  402. 3:00 PM New Girl "TinFinity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  403. 3:30 PM New Girl "Quick Hardening Caulk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  404. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's New Dress"
    • TV-PG
  405. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  406. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  407. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Invitation"
    • TV-PG
  408. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  409. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  410. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  411. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Isolation Permutation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  412. Wednesday Night
  413. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Ornithophobia Diffusion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  414. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  415. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Speckerman Recurrence"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  416. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Shiny Trinket Maneuver"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  417. 10:00 PM Conan "Conan Without Borders: Made in Mexico"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  418. 11:00 PM Conan "Mandy Moore; Jimmy Pardo; Chris Lane."
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  419. Thursday, March 2
  420. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Brand Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  421. 12:30 AM Conan "Mandy Moore; Jimmy Pardo; Chris Lane."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  422. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  423. 2:00 AM Father of the Bride
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  424. 4:00 AM New Girl "Chicago"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  425. 4:30 AM New Girl "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  426. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Life's a Beach"
    • TV-PG
  427. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Here's Lookin' at You, Kid"
    • TV-PG
  428. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Hot off the Grill"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  429. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics"
    • TV-PG
  430. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Saves the Day"
    • TV-PG
  431. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Tooth or Consequences"
    • TV-PG
  432. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "He Ain't Much, But He's Mine"
    • TV-PG
  433. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Fair Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  434. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Attention Deficit"
    • TV-PG
  435. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Steve Moscow"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  436. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Prints Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  437. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Cowardly Lyin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  438. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  439. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Da Daggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  440. 12:00 PM American Dad "Tears of a Clooney"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  441. 12:30 PM American Dad "Camp Refoogee"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  442. 1:00 PM American Dad "The American Dad After School Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  443. 1:30 PM American Dad "Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  444. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Let's Go to the Hop"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  445. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Dammit Janet"
    • TV-14  (D)
  446. 3:00 PM New Girl "Bachelorette Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  447. 3:30 PM New Girl "Virgins"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  448. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  449. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  450. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  451. 5:30 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  452. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Beard"
    • TV-PG
  453. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doorman"
    • TV-PG
  454. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jimmy"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  455. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doodle"
    • TV-PG
  456. Thursday Night
  457. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Model Apartment"
    • TV-14