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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 2:30 AM Father of the Bride Part II
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  3. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  4. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  5. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
  6. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"
    • TV-PG
  7. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Knows Something"
    • TV-PG
  8. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Assault and Batteries"
    • TV-PG
  9. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ride Scare"
    • TV-PG
  10. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes Deep"
    • TV-PG
  11. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "American Idle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  12. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Frigid Heirs"
    • TV-PG
  13. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Switch Sitters"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  14. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Cheap Saks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  15. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "A Brown Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  16. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "From Bed to Worse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  17. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Boring Identity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  18. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  19. 1:00 PM American Dad "Lost in Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  20. 1:30 PM American Dad "Da Flippity Flop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  21. 2:00 PM Family Guy "E. Peterbus Unum"
    • TV-14  (D)
  22. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Story on Page 1"
    • TV-14
  23. 3:00 PM New Girl "Mars Landing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 3:30 PM New Girl "Fired Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dollhouse"
    • TV-14  (S)
  26. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  27. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  28. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG
  29. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  30. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  31. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  32. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  33. Last Night
  34. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cronuts"
    • TV-14  (D)
  35. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Piece of Sheet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  37. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  38. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Girlfriend Experience"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  39. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the It Hole"
    • TV-14  (L)
  40. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  41. Today
  42. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  43. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  44. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Lover's Touch"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  45. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Full Moon Fever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  46. 2:30 AM Just Like Heaven
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  47. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  48. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeway to Heaven"
    • TV-PG
  49. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Driving Mr. Boondy"
    • TV-PG
  50. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Breaks Out"
    • TV-PG
  51. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Naughty but Niece"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  52. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Business Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  53. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Business Still Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  54. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dial `B' for Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  55. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sleepless in Chicago"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  56. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Damned Yanky"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  57. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Multiple Plots"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  58. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Trash Talker"
    • TV-PG
  59. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "A Cleveland Brown Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  60. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Field of Streams"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  61. 12:00 PM American Dad "Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  62. 12:30 PM American Dad "Poltergasm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  63. 1:00 PM American Dad "Buck, Wild"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  64. 1:30 PM American Dad "Crotchwalkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  65. 2:00 PM American Dad "Kung Pao Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  66. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Wasted Talent"
    • TV-14
  67. 3:00 PM New Girl "Big News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 3:30 PM New Girl "Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where They're Going to Party!"
    • TV-PG
  70. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  71. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  72. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  73. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Implant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  74. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  75. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  76. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  77. Tonight
  78. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pastry Porn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the First Day of School"
    • TV-14  (L)
  80. 9:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Life After Death"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  81. 9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the French Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 10:00 PM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  83. Tomorrow
  84. 12:00 AM Angie Tribeca "The Famous Ventriloquist Did It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  85. 12:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  86. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "A One Story Town"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  87. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Something Big"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  88. 2:00 AM The Terminal
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  89. 4:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  90. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  91. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Pot to Pease In"
    • TV-PG
  92. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  93. 7:00 AM Full House "A Pinch for a Pinch"
    • TV-G
  94. 7:30 AM Full House "Viva Las Joey"
    • TV-G
  95. 8:00 AM Full House "Shape Up"
    • TV-G
  96. 8:30 AM Full House "One Last Kiss"
    • TV-G
  97. 9:00 AM Full House "Terror in Tanner Town"
    • TV-G
  98. 9:30 AM Full House "Secret Admirer"
    • TV-G
  99. 10:00 AM It's Complicated
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  100. 12:30 PM Valentine's Day
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  101. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  102. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  103. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  104. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  105. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big But"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Dumpster Sex"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  107. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Icing on the Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the ATM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Married Man Sleepover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  111. Tomorrow Night
  112. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  113. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  114. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  115. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  116. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  117. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  118. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  119. 11:30 PM Angie Tribeca "The Famous Ventriloquist Did It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  120. Sunday, February 14
  121. 12:00 AM Valentine's Day
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  122. 2:30 AM It's Complicated
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  123. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  124. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Man for No Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  125. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  126. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Face Painter"
    • TV-PG
  127. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Butter Shave"
    • TV-PG
  128. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  129. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  130. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's New Dress"
    • TV-PG
  131. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  132. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  133. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Invitation"
    • TV-PG
  134. 11:00 AM Cop Out
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  135. 1:00 PM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  136. 3:00 PM Bad Boys II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  137. 6:00 PM Rush Hour 3
    • TV-14  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  138. Sunday Night
  139. 8:00 PM NBA Tip-Off
  140. 8:20 PM 2016 NBA All-Star Game
    • LIVE
  141. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  142. 11:30 PM Bad Boys II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  143. Monday, February 15
  144. 2:30 AM Cop Out
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  145. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  146. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "We'll Follow the Sun"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  147. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  148. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  149. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Takes a Shot"
    • TV-PG
  150. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Something Larry This Way Comes"
    • TV-PG
  151. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get the Dodge Out of Hell"
    • TV-PG
  152. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "25 Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  153. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  154. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Precedent Nixin'"
    • TV-PG
  155. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Foe: Pa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  156. 10:00 AM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  157. 12:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  158. 2:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  159. 4:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  160. 4:30 PM Angie Tribeca "The Famous Ventriloquist Did It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  161. 5:00 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  162. 5:30 PM American Dad "Faking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  163. 6:00 PM American Dad "Minstrel Krampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  164. 6:30 PM American Dad "Vision: Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  165. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Herpe, the Love Sore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  166. 7:30 PM Family Guy "The Most Interesting Man in the World"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  167. Monday Night
  168. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Baby Got Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  169. 8:30 PM American Dad "N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  170. 9:00 PM Angie Tribeca "The Thumb Affair"
    • TV-14  (L)
  171. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Brian the Closer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  172. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Turkey Guys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  173. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  174. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  175. Tuesday, February 16
  176. 12:00 AM Angie Tribeca "The Thumb Affair"
    • TV-14  (L)
  177. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  178. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You Can Still Change Your Mind"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  179. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Ways to Be Wicked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  180. 2:30 AM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  181. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  182. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  183. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "And Bingo Was Her Game-O"
    • TV-PG
  184. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Undergraduate"
    • TV-PG
  185. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "User Friendly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  186. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeless Al"
    • TV-PG
  187. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Pump Fiction"
    • TV-PG
  188. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Radio Free Trumaine"
    • TV-PG
  189. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Tank Heaven"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  190. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Altar Ego"
    • TV-PG
  191. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Icky Shuffle"
    • TV-PG
  192. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Awful Bigamy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  193. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Love Rollercoaster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  194. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Our Gang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  195. 12:00 PM American Dad "Familyland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  196. 12:30 PM American Dad "Cock of the Sleepwalk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  197. 1:00 PM American Dad "Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  198. 1:30 PM American Dad "I Ain't No Holodeck Boy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  199. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Fore Father"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  200. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Thin White Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 3:00 PM New Girl "Cruise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 3:30 PM New Girl "The Last Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  204. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  205. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS"
    • TV-PG
  206. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  207. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Blood"
    • TV-PG
  208. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  209. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  210. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  211. Tuesday Night
  212. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  213. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  214. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  215. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  216. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  217. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  218. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  219. Wednesday, February 17
  220. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Near Death Experience"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  222. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Money Becomes King"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  223. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Southern Accents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  224. 2:30 AM Witless Protection
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  225. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  226. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Shoe Room With a View"
    • TV-PG
  227. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  228. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Briard"
    • TV-PG
  229. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Reverend Al"
    • TV-PG
  230. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Bleen Was My Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  231. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Weaker Sex"
    • TV-PG
  232. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Flight of the Bumblebee"
    • TV-PG
  233. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Queasy Rider"
    • TV-PG
  234. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Female Problems"
    • TV-PG
  235. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Assaulted Nuts"
    • TV-14  (D)
  236. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Parent Trapped"
    • TV-PG
  237. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Buried Pleasure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  238. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "The Curious Case of Jr. Working at the Stool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  239. 12:00 PM American Dad "Stan Goes on the Pill"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  240. 12:30 PM American Dad "Honey, I'm Homeland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  241. 1:00 PM American Dad "She Swill Survive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  242. 1:30 PM American Dad "Rubberneckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  243. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Brian Does Hollywood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  244. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington"
    • TV-14  (L)
  245. 3:00 PM New Girl "Dice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  246. 3:30 PM New Girl "Julie Berkman's Older Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  247. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Yeti"
    • TV-PG
  248. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  249. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  250. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler's Work Laugh"
    • TV-PG
  251. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  252. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  253. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  254. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  255. Wednesday Night
  256. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  257. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  258. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  259. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  261. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  263. Thursday, February 18
  264. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kilt Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  266. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Down South"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  267. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Square One"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  268. 2:30 AM Think Like a Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  269. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  270. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Blonde and Blonder"
    • TV-PG
  271. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl II"
    • TV-PG
  272. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bearly Men"
    • TV-PG
  273. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Two That Got Away"
    • TV-PG
  274. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Can't Believe It's Butter"
    • TV-PG
  275. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Love Conquers Al"
    • TV-PG
  276. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Dire Strayts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  277. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Doug Out"
    • TV-PG
  278. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Tube Stakes"
    • TV-PG
  279. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Get Away"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  280. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Once Upon a Tyne in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  281. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Brown Knight"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  282. 12:00 PM American Dad "Permanent Record Wrecker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  283. 12:30 PM American Dad "News Glance With Genevieve Vavance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  284. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Longest Distance Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  285. 1:30 PM American Dad "A Boy Named Michael"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  286. 2:00 PM Family Guy "One if by Clam, Two if by Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 2:30 PM Family Guy "And the Wiener Is ..."
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  288. 3:00 PM New Girl "Micro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  289. 3:30 PM New Girl "Landline"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Bag"
    • TV-PG
  291. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  292. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey"
    • TV-PG
  293. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cop"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  294. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  295. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  296. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Strong Box"
    • TV-PG
  297. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wizard"
    • TV-PG
  298. Thursday Night
  299. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Not Broke Parents"
    • TV-14  (L)
  300. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Robotic Manipulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  302. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  303. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the New Lease on Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Free Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  306. Friday, February 19
  307. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  308. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  309. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "It'll All Work Out"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  310. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "My Life"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  311. 2:30 AM Angels in the Outfield
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  312. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  313. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  314. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  315. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Calendar Girl"
    • TV-PG
  316. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  317. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  318. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony and the Extra C"
    • TV-PG
  319. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Turning Japanese"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  320. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bud Hits the Books"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  321. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "I, Candy"
    • TV-PG
  322. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Sparing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  323. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Block Buster"
    • TV-PG
  324. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Gone With the Wind"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  325. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Brotherly Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  326. 12:00 PM American Dad "Roger Passes the Bar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  327. 12:30 PM American Dad "Blagsnarst, A Love Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  328. 1:00 PM American Dad "Blonde Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  329. 1:30 PM American Dad "CIAPOW"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  330. 2:00 PM American Dad "Scents and Sensei-bility"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  331. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Death Lives"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 3:00 PM New Girl "Background Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 3:30 PM New Girl "Goldmine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  335. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Smokes"
    • TV-PG
  336. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Can't Flirt"
    • TV-PG
  337. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Ride Along"
    • TV-PG
  338. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Burning"
    • TV-PG
  339. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bookstore"
    • TV-PG
  340. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Frogger"
    • TV-PG
  341. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Maid"
    • TV-PG
  342. Friday Night
  343. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the First Degree"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Reality Problem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 9:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the DJ Face"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Childhood Not Included"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 10:00 PM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  348. Saturday, February 20
  349. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  350. 12:30 AM Cougar Town "Your World"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  351. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "Blue Sunday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 1:30 AM Duplex
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  353. 3:30 AM Confessions of a Shopaholic
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  354. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes to the Dogs"
    • TV-PG
  355. 6:00 AM Full House "Tanner vs. Gibbler"
    • TV-G
  356. 6:30 AM Full House "Baby Love"
    • TV-G
  357. 7:00 AM Full House "Goodbye, Mr. Bear"
    • TV-G
  358. 7:30 AM Full House "13 Candles"
    • TV-G
  359. 8:00 AM Full House "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (in 22 Minutes)"
    • TV-G
  360. 8:30 AM Full House "And They Call It Puppy Love"
    • TV-G
  361. 9:00 AM Full House "Working Girl"
    • TV-G
  362. 9:30 AM Full House "Rock the Cradle"
    • TV-G
  363. 10:00 AM Full House "Happy Birthday Babies"
    • TV-G
  364. 10:30 AM Full House "Happy Birthday Babies"
    • TV-G
  365. 11:00 AM Full House "Easy Rider"
    • TV-G
  366. 11:30 AM Full House "Driving Miss D.J."
    • TV-G
  367. 12:00 PM Full House "I'm Not D.J."
    • TV-G
  368. 12:30 PM Full House "High Anxiety"
    • TV-G
  369. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  370. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  371. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  372. 2:30 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  373. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ball"
    • TV-PG
  374. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Big Break"
    • TV-PG
  375. 4:00 PM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  376. 4:30 PM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  377. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Old Bike Yarn"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  378. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Brand Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Model Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And a Loan for Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Fun Factory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  383. Saturday Night
  384. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Desperation Emanation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Irish Pub Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  387. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Apology Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  388. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 21-Second Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  389. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  391. 11:30 PM Angie Tribeca "The Thumb Affair"
    • TV-14  (L)
  392. Sunday, February 21
  393. 12:00 AM Hellboy II: The Golden Army
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  394. 2:30 AM John Carter
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  395. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kiss of the Coffee Woman"
    • TV-PG
  396. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Enemies"
    • TV-PG
  397. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Torch Song Duet"
    • TV-PG
  398. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  399. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Postponement"
    • TV-PG
  400. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Maestro"
    • TV-PG
  401. 8:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  402. 8:30 AM Friends "The One After Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  403. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  404. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross's Denial"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  405. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance"
    • TV-PG
  406. 10:30 AM Hellboy II: The Golden Army
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  407. 1:00 PM John Carter
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  408. 3:30 PM The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG-13
  409. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  410. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Justice League Recombination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  411. Sunday Night
  412. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bus Pants Utilization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  413. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Car Displacement"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  414. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thespian Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  415. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Benefactor Factor"
    • TV-14  (D)
  416. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cohabitation Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  417. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Toast Derivation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  418. 11:00 PM Now You See Me
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  419. Monday, February 22
  420. 1:30 AM A Perfect Getaway
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  421. 3:30 AM The Bank Job
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  422. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Joke's on Al"
    • TV-PG
  423. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Stepford Peg"
    • TV-PG
  424. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Children of the Corns"
    • TV-PG
  425. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Twisted"
    • TV-PG
  426. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Grime and Punishment"
    • TV-PG
  427. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Crimes Against Obesity"
    • TV-PG
  428. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly's Gotta Habit"
    • TV-PG
  429. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Frozen Pop"
    • TV-PG
  430. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Party Favor"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  431. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Fair Game"
    • TV-PG
  432. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "The Shmenkmans"
    • TV-PG
  433. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Brown History Month"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  434. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland's Angels"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  435. 12:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  436. 12:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wink"
    • TV-PG
  437. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Porsche"
    • TV-PG
  438. 1:30 PM Friends "The One on the Last Night"
    • TV-PG
  439. 2:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Runs"
    • TV-PG
  440. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Teeth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  441. 3:00 PM New Girl "Teachers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  442. 3:30 PM New Girl "Thanksgiving IV"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  443. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Hot Tub"
    • TV-PG
  444. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup Nazi"
    • TV-PG
  445. 5:00 PM American Dad "Big Stan on Campus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  446. 5:30 PM American Dad "Now and Gwen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  447. 6:00 PM American Dad "Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  448. 6:30 PM American Dad "LGBSteve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  449. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Meg Stinks!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  450. 7:30 PM Family Guy "He's Bla-ack!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  451. Monday Night
  452. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Chap Stewie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  453. 8:30 PM American Dad "Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  454. 9:00 PM Angie Tribeca "Commissioner Bigfish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  455. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Our Idiot Brian"