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Tomorrow
  1. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  2. Today
  3. 12:00 AM The Office "The Meeting"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  4. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  5. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "No Reason to Cry"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  6. 2:00 AM Invincible
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  7. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  8. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  9. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Power Couple"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "The Last of the Red Hat Lovers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Mom, the Mom"
    • TV-PG
  12. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me"
    • TV-PG
  13. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Three Job, No Income Family"
    • TV-PG
  14. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Harder They Fall"
    • TV-PG
  15. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The House That Peg Lost"
    • TV-PG
  16. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen"
    • TV-PG
  17. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Vocal Discord"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  18. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Like Hell"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  19. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Consummate Professional"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Pole Lox"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  21. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A Vas Deferens Between Men and Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  22. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "'Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  23. 1:00 PM American Dad "Pulling Double Booty"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  24. 1:30 PM American Dad "Phantom of the Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  25. 2:00 PM American Dad "Chimdale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  26. 2:30 PM American Dad "Stan Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  27. 3:00 PM New Girl "Models"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 3:30 PM New Girl "Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  29. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's New Dress"
    • TV-PG
  30. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  31. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  32. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Invitation"
    • TV-PG
  33. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bubble Boy"
    • TV-PG
  34. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
    • TV-PG
  35. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  36. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  37. Tonight
  38. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Stuck Together, Torn Apart"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  39. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Road to Europe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 9:00 PM Men in Black II
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  41. 10:45 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  42. Tomorrow
  43. 1:30 AM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  44. 3:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  45. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  46. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel"
    • TV-PG
  47. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Computer Show"
    • TV-PG
  48. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Dateless Amigo"
    • TV-PG
  49. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  50. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  51. 8:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  52. 10:00 AM Drillbit Taylor
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  53. 12:15 PM Men in Black II
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  54. 2:00 PM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  55. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  56. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  57. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  58. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  59. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  60. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  61. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  62. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  63. Tomorrow Night
  64. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  65. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  66. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  67. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  68. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  69. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 11:00 PM America's Next Weatherman "Image Is Everything"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. Sunday, September 6
  72. 12:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Image Is Everything"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "A Thing About You"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  74. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Lost Children"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  75. 2:00 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  76. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  77. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Life's a Beach"
    • TV-PG
  78. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Here's Lookin' at You, Kid"
    • TV-PG
  79. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hot off the Grill"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  80. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  81. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  82. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  83. 8:30 AM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  84. 9:00 AM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  85. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  86. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  87. 10:30 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  88. 1:00 PM MLB Baseball "Tampa Bay Rays at New York Yankees"
    • LIVE
  89. 4:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "How They Met"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  90. 4:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Boob Job"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  91. 5:00 PM Catch Me if You Can
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  92. Sunday Night
  93. 8:00 PM Now You See Me
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  94. 10:30 PM Now You See Me
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  95. Monday, September 7
  96. 1:00 AM Catch Me if You Can
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  97. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  98. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics"
    • TV-PG
  99. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Saves the Day"
    • TV-PG
  100. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Dirty Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Bros Before Nodes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  102. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Tooth or Consequences"
    • TV-PG
  103. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Ain't Much, But He's Mine"
    • TV-PG
  104. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Fair Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  105. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperately Seeking Miss October"
    • TV-PG
  106. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "976-SHOE"
    • TV-PG
  107. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Oh, What a Feeling"
    • TV-PG
  108. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Sandwiched Out"
    • TV-PG
  109. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Shear Torture"
    • TV-PG
  110. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Inn Escapable"
    • TV-PG
  111. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Fresh Brood"
    • TV-PG
  112. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  113. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  114. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  115. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  116. 2:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  117. 2:30 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  118. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birthing Video"
    • TV-PG
  119. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  120. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  121. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  122. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  123. 5:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  124. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  125. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  126. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mango"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  127. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Glasses"
    • TV-PG
  128. Monday Night
  129. 8:00 PM Family Guy "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"
    • TV-14  (D)
  130. 8:30 PM Family Guy "North by North Quahog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  131. 9:00 PM American Dad "Blonde Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  132. 9:30 PM American Dad "CIAPOW"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  133. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  134. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Blind Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  135. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  136. Tuesday, September 8
  137. 12:00 AM The Office "The Promotion"
    • TV-PG
  138. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  139. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Cry to Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  140. 2:00 AM Mamma Mia!
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  141. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  142. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "At the Zoo"
    • TV-PG
  143. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Who'll Stop the Rain?"
    • TV-PG
  144. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Audrey Is Dumb"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  145. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Nature Calls"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  146. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  147. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  148. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Rock and Roll Girl"
    • TV-PG
  149. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Taxing Problem"
    • TV-PG
  150. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  151. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  152. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "G'Night, Stalker"
    • TV-PG
  153. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Move Doubt"
    • TV-PG
  154. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Gambling N'Diction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  155. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Apartment Complex"
    • TV-PG
  156. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Hustle 'N' Bros"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  157. 12:30 PM American Dad "Family Affair"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 1:00 PM American Dad "Live and Let Fry"
    • TV-14  (D)
  159. 1:30 PM American Dad "Roy Rogers McFreely"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  160. 2:00 PM American Dad "Jack's Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  161. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1"
    • TV-14  (D)
  162. 3:00 PM New Girl "Menzies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  163. 3:30 PM New Girl "Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Old Yeller Dies"
    • TV-PG
  165. 4:30 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  166. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  167. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  168. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Puffy Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  169. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Sniffing Accountant"
    • TV-PG
  170. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  171. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
    • TV-PG
  172. Tuesday Night
  173. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  174. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Robotic Manipulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  176. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  177. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  178. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  180. Wednesday, September 9
  181. 12:00 AM The Office "Niagara"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  182. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  183. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Walls"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  184. 2:00 AM It's Complicated
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  185. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  186. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "What Goes Around Comes Around"
    • TV-PG
  187. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Shy Dial"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  188. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Cheating"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Raingirl"
    • TV-PG
  190. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Turns 300"
    • TV-PG
  191. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Made a Little Lamb"
    • TV-PG
  192. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony of DeFeet"
    • TV-PG
  193. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG
  194. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al ... With Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  195. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Raygin' Bulls"
    • TV-PG
  196. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Knee Jerk"
    • TV-PG
  197. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Baker's Doesn't"
    • TV-PG
  198. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Present Tense"
    • TV-PG
  199. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Wide World of Cleveland Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  200. 12:30 PM American Dad "Bar Mitzvah Hustle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 1:00 PM American Dad "Wife Insurance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  202. 1:30 PM American Dad "DeLorean Story-An"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  203. 2:00 PM American Dad "Every Which Way But Lose"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  204. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Don't Make Me Over"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  205. 3:00 PM New Girl "Eggs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  206. 3:30 PM New Girl "Bathtub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  207. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS"
    • TV-PG
  208. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  209. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Yeti"
    • TV-PG
  210. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  211. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
    • TV-PG
  212. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  213. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Masseuse"
    • TV-PG
  214. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  215. Wednesday Night
  216. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Desperation Emanation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Irish Pub Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  218. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Apology Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  219. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 21-Second Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  220. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  223. Thursday, September 10
  224. 12:00 AM The Office "Niagara"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  225. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  226. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Baby's a Rock 'N' Roller"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  227. 2:00 AM Going the Distance
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  228. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  229. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  230. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Chair"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  231. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Scavenger Hunt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "We'll Follow the Sun"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  233. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sue Casa, His Casa"
    • TV-PG
  234. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Unnatural"
    • TV-PG
  235. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dance Show"
    • TV-PG
  236. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Bounces Back"
    • TV-PG
  237. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Aliens"
    • TV-PG
  238. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Buggie Nights"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  239. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Sold-Y Locks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  240. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Emotional Rollercoaster"
    • TV-PG
  241. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Four Play"
    • TV-PG
  242. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Here Comes the Bribe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  243. 12:30 PM American Dad "Weiner of Our Discontent"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  244. 1:00 PM American Dad "Daddy Queerest"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  245. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan's Night Out"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  246. 2:00 PM American Dad "In Country... Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  247. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  248. 3:00 PM New Girl "Santa"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  249. 3:30 PM New Girl "Cabin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  251. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler's Work Laugh"
    • TV-PG
  252. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Bag"
    • TV-PG
  253. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  254. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Conversion"
    • TV-PG
  255. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Stall"
    • TV-PG
  256. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Marine Biologist"
    • TV-PG
  257. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  258. Thursday Night
  259. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Brian the Bachelor"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  260. 8:30 PM Family Guy "8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  261. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Breaking Out Is Hard to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  262. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Justice League Recombination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bus Pants Utilization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  264. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Car Displacement"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  266. Friday, September 11
  267. 12:00 AM The Office "Mafia"
    • TV-PG
  268. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  269. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You're Gonna Get It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  270. 2:00 AM Definitely, Maybe
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  271. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  272. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Wabbit Season"
    • TV-PG
  273. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "A Big Bust"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  274. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy"
    • TV-PG
  276. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "One Down, Two to Go"
    • TV-PG
  277. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "And Baby Makes Money"
    • TV-PG
  278. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Who"
    • TV-PG
  279. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Look Who's Barking"
    • TV-PG
  280. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Godfather"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  281. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Man's Castle"
    • TV-PG
  282. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Hartford Wailer"
    • TV-PG
  283. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Acting Out"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  284. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Fight Schlub"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  285. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  286. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  287. 1:00 PM American Dad "Moon Over Isla Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  288. 1:30 PM American Dad "Home Adrone"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  289. 2:00 PM American Dad "Brains, Brains and Automobiles"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  290. 2:30 PM American Dad "Man in the Moonbounce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  291. 3:00 PM New Girl "A Father's Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 3:30 PM New Girl "Pepperwood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  293. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey"
    • TV-PG
  294. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cop"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  295. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  296. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Smokes"
    • TV-PG
  297. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pie"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  298. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Stand-In"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  299. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  300. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Fire"
    • TV-PG
  301. Friday Night
  302. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Model Misbehavior"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  303. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Peter's Got Woods"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  304. 9:00 PM Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  305. 11:00 PM The House Bunny
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  306. Saturday, September 12
  307. 12:45 AM Sleepless in Seattle
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  308. 3:00 AM Just Like Heaven
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  309. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  310. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "All-Nite Security Dude"
    • TV-PG
  311. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers"
    • TV-PG
  312. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  313. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  314. 8:00 AM Just Like Heaven
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  315. 10:00 AM Sleepless in Seattle
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  316. 12:15 PM The House Bunny
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  317. 2:00 PM Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  318. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Can't Flirt"
    • TV-PG
  319. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Ride Along"
    • TV-PG
  320. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ball"
    • TV-PG
  321. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Big Break"
    • TV-PG
  322. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opposite"
    • TV-PG
  323. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Hamptons"
    • TV-PG
  324. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  325. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Postponement"
    • TV-PG
  326. Saturday Night
  327. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thespian Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  328. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Benefactor Factor"
    • TV-14  (D)
  329. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cohabitation Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  330. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Toast Derivation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  331. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Prestidigitation Approximation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zarnecki Incursion"
    • TV-14  (L)
  333. 11:00 PM America's Next Weatherman "Snownado!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. Sunday, September 13
  335. 12:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Snownado!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "Lonesome Sundown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  337. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Damaged by Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  338. 2:00 AM Life as We Know It
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  339. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  340. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Oldies but Young 'Uns"
    • TV-PG
  341. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Shop Around"
    • TV-PG
  342. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Shop Around"
    • TV-PG
  343. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Maestro"
    • TV-PG
  344. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Wink"
    • TV-PG
  345. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Hot Tub"
    • TV-PG
  346. 8:30 AM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  347. 9:00 AM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  348. 9:30 AM Friends "The One After Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  349. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  350. 10:30 AM Life as We Know It
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  351. 1:00 PM MLB Baseball "Toronto Blue Jays at New York Yankees"
    • LIVE
  352. 4:00 PM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  353. 6:00 PM The Change-Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  354. Sunday Night
  355. 8:00 PM Knocked Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  356. 10:30 PM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  357. Monday, September 14
  358. 12:30 AM Knocked Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  359. 3:00 AM The Change-Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  360. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  361. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Missed Connections"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  362. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "The Five Things"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  363. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?"
    • TV-PG
  364. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Route 666"
    • TV-PG
  365. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Route 666"
    • TV-PG
  366. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck the Stud"
    • TV-PG
  367. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Top of the Heap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  368. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  369. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Major Disturbance"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  370. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Brace Yourself"
    • TV-PG
  371. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Moxie Moron"
    • TV-PG
  372. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Ruff Goin'"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  373. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Brownsized"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  374. 12:30 PM American Dad "Shallow Vows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  375. 1:00 PM American Dad "My Morning Straitjacket"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  376. 1:30 PM American Dad "G-String Circus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  377. 2:00 PM American Dad "Rapture's Delight"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  378. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Petarded"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  379. 3:00 PM New Girl "Cooler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 3:30 PM New Girl "Table 34"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  381. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Denial"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  382. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance"
    • TV-PG
  383. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Porsche"
    • TV-PG
  384. 5:30 PM Friends "The One on the Last Night"
    • TV-PG
  385. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Soup Nazi"
    • TV-PG
  386. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Secret Code"
    • TV-PG
  387. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pool Guy"
    • TV-PG
  388. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Sponge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  389. Monday Night
  390. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Jungle Love"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  391. 8:30 PM Family Guy "PTV"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  392. 9:00 PM American Dad "Scents and Sensei-bility"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  393. 9:30 PM American Dad "Big Stan on Campus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  394. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Brian Goes Back to College"
    • TV-14  (D)
  395. 10:30 PM Family Guy "The Courtship of Stewie's Father"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  396. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  397. Tuesday, September 15
  398. 12:00 AM The Office "The Lover"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  399. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  400. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Free Fallin'"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  401. 2:00 AM The Office "Koi Pond"
    • TV-PG
  402. 2:30 AM Unknown
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  403. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  404. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Meat Wars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  405. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Goodbye Dolly"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  406. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  407. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "If Al Had a Hammer"
    • TV-PG
  408. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Cheese, Cues and Blood"
    • TV-PG
  409. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  410. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Has a Belly Ache"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  411. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "If I Could See Me Now"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  412. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Mama Cast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  413. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Home Cheapo"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  414. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Affair Trade"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  415. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Offensive Fowl"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  416. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A Rodent Like This"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  417. 12:30 PM American Dad "Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  418. 1:00 PM American Dad "A Jones for a Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  419. 1:30 PM American Dad "May the Best Stan Win"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  420. 2:00 PM American Dad "Return of the Bling"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  421. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Perfect Castaway"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  422. 3:00 PM New Girl "Parking Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  423. 3:30 PM New Girl "TinFinity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  424. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Runs"
    • TV-PG
  425. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Teeth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  426. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Apothecary Table"
    • TV-PG
  427. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Joke"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  428. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Gum"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  429. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Rye"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  430. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Caddy"
    • TV-PG
  431. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Seven"
    • TV-PG
  432. Tuesday Night
  433. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Herb Garden Germination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  434. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Agreement Dissection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  435. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wildebeest Implementation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  436. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Engagement Reaction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  437. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Roommate Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  438. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skank Reflex Analysis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  439. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  440. Wednesday, September 16
  441. 12:00 AM The Office "Double Date"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  442. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  443. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Something Good Coming"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  444. 2:00 AM The Office "Murder"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  445. 2:30 AM Source Code
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  446. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  447. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "God's Shoes"
    • TV-PG
  448. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Audrey's Shower"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  449. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Liz Moves In"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  450. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  451. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  452. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Bundy, Shoe Dick"
    • TV-PG
  453. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "So This Is How Sinatra Felt"
    • TV-PG
  454. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Who Have Nothing"
    • TV-PG
  455. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Mystery of Skull Island"
    • TV-PG
  456. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Manhattan Project"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  457. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Single Spaced"
    • TV-PG