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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Busboy"
    • TV-PG
  3. Last Night
  4. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Middle Earth Paradigm"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  5. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dumpling Paradox"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Grasshopper Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  7. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  8. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Loobenfeld Decay"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  10. 11:00 PM Conan "John Krasinski; Judy Greer; Blood Orange"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  11. Today
  12. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Secret Ingredient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 12:30 AM Conan "John Krasinski; Judy Greer; Blood Orange"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  14. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Something Good Coming"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  15. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Something Good Coming"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  16. 2:30 AM Going the Distance
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  17. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  18. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Chevyweight"
    • TV-PG
  19. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Juggs Have Left the Building"
    • TV-PG
  20. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Chevyweight"
    • TV-PG
  21. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bud on the Side"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  22. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Bundy Thanksgiving"
    • TV-PG
  23. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Live Nude Peg"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  24. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "God Rest Ye Merry Bundymen"
    • TV-PG
  25. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Noel Cowards"
    • TV-PG
  26. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Best Man"
    • TV-PG
  27. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Dog Days"
    • TV-PG
  28. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Hungry Man"
    • TV-PG
  29. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Once Upon a Tyne in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  30. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Brown Knight"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  31. 12:00 PM American Dad "Virtual In-Stanity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  32. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Scarlett Getter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  33. 1:00 PM American Dad "Season's Beatings"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  34. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Unbrave One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  35. 2:00 PM Family Guy "A Fistful of Meg"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  36. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Boopa-dee Bappa-dee"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  37. 3:00 PM New Girl "Thanksgiving III"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 3:30 PM New Girl "Clavado En Un Bar"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  40. 4:30 PM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  41. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  42. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  43. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG
  44. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Jacket"
    • TV-PG
  45. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Restaurant"
    • TV-PG
  46. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Phone Message"
    • TV-PG
  47. Tonight
  48. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jerusalem Duality"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bat Jar Conjecture"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  51. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pork Chop Indeterminacy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Peanut Reaction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tangerine Factor"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  54. 11:00 PM Conan "Cobie Smulders; Werner Herzog; Lindsey Stirling"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  55. Tomorrow
  56. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Upstairs Neighbor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 12:30 AM Conan "Cobie Smulders; Werner Herzog; Lindsey Stirling"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  58. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Ain't Love Strange"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  59. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "A Mind With a Heart of Its Own"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  60. 2:30 AM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  61. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  62. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "TRASH"
    • TV-PG
  63. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Babe in Toyland"
    • TV-PG
  64. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  65. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  66. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  67. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Birthday Boy Toy"
    • TV-PG
  68. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Damn Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  69. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Court Date"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  70. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "S'ain't Valentine's"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  71. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "White Collar"
    • TV-PG
  72. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Rayny Day"
    • TV-PG
  73. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Gone With the Wind"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  74. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Brotherly Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  75. 12:00 PM American Dad "Stanny Tendergrass"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  76. 12:30 PM American Dad "Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  77. 1:00 PM American Dad "Old Stan in the Mountain"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  78. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Wrestler"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  79. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Life of Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  80. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Into Harmony's Way"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  81. 3:00 PM New Girl "Basketsball"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  82. 3:30 PM New Girl "Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  83. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  84. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  85. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  86. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  87. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Apartment"
    • TV-PG
  88. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Stranded"
    • TV-PG
  89. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Statue"
    • TV-PG
  90. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Heart Attack"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  91. Tomorrow Night
  92. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Blind Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Broken Hearts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bad Fish Paradigm"
    • TV-14  (D)
  95. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Codpiece Topology"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kosher Cupcakes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the One-Night Stands"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 11:00 PM Conan "Jane Lynch; Jeffrey Toobin; Wolf Parade"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  99. Friday, August 26
  100. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 12:30 AM Conan "Jane Lynch; Jeffrey Toobin; Wolf Parade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  102. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Lover's Touch"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  103. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Full Moon Fever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  104. 2:30 AM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  105. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  106. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Chicago Shoe Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  107. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Lez Be Friends"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  108. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperate Half Hour"
    • TV-PG
  109. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "How to Marry a Moron"
    • TV-PG
  110. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  111. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Thinergy"
    • TV-PG
  112. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  113. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy"
    • TV-PG
  114. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Have You Driven a Ford Lately?"
    • TV-PG
  115. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Train Wreck"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  116. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Where's Poppa?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  117. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Time Share"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  118. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Brown History Month"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  119. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland's Angels"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  120. 12:30 PM American Dad "Dr. Klaustus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  121. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  122. 1:30 PM American Dad "Less Money, Mo' Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  123. 2:00 PM American Dad "The Kidney Stays in the Picture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  124. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Christmas Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  125. 3:00 PM New Girl "Prince"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 3:30 PM New Girl "Exes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  127. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  128. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  129. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  130. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  131. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Revenge"
    • TV-PG
  132. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Deal"
    • TV-PG
  133. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  134. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  135. Friday Night
  136. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Drug Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Messy Purse Smackdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Barbarian Sublimation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  139. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Griffin Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Euclid Alternative"
    • TV-14  (L)
  141. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 11:00 PM Last Holiday
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  143. Saturday, August 27
  144. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "A One Story Town"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  145. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Something Big"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  146. 2:00 AM Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  147. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  148. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Chicago Shoe Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  149. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Whose Room Is It Anyway?"
    • TV-PG
  150. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pothole"
    • TV-PG
  151. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The English Patient"
    • TV-PG
  152. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Nap"
    • TV-PG
  153. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Yada Yada"
    • TV-PG
  154. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Millennium"
    • TV-PG
  155. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Muffin Tops"
    • TV-PG
  156. 9:00 AM Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  157. 11:00 AM Last Holiday
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  158. 1:00 PM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  159. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Stoned Guy"
    • TV-14
  160. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  161. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  162. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  163. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hidden Stash"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pearl Necklace"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hold-Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. Saturday Night
  170. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Panty Piñata Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  171. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lizard-Spock Expansion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  172. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The White Asparagus Triangulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  173. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vartabedian Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  174. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  175. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Killer Robot Instability"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Super PACs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  177. 11:30 PM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  178. Sunday, August 28
  179. 1:30 AM Head of State
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  180. 3:30 AM Lottery Ticket
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  181. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Loses His Cherry"
    • TV-PG
  182. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Sue Got Work"
    • TV-PG
  183. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... Without Children"
    • TV-PG
  184. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Poker Game"
    • TV-PG
  185. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  186. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Butter Shave"
    • TV-PG
  187. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  188. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  189. 9:30 AM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  190. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  191. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  192. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  193. 11:30 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  194. 1:30 PM Blended
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  195. 4:00 PM MLB Baseball "Chicago Cubs at Los Angeles Dodgers"
    • NEW
  196. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Capacitance"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  197. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cushion Saturation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  198. Sunday Night
  199. 8:00 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  200. 10:15 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  201. Monday, August 29
  202. 12:30 AM Blended
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  203. 3:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  204. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  205. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Where's the Boss?"
    • TV-PG
  206. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Nightmare on Al's Street"
    • TV-PG
  207. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Johnny B. Gone"
    • TV-PG
  208. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Can Do It"
    • TV-PG
  209. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  210. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  211. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Maybe Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  212. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Art House"
    • TV-PG
  213. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Dugan Groupie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  214. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Lost Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  215. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  216. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Harder, Better, Faster, Browner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  217. 12:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  218. 12:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  219. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  220. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  221. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  222. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  223. 3:00 PM New Girl "Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  224. 3:30 PM New Girl "Sister II"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  225. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  226. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  227. 5:00 PM American Dad "Ricky Spanish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  228. 5:30 PM American Dad "Toy Whorey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  229. 6:00 PM American Dad "Love, AD Style"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  230. 6:30 PM American Dad "Killer Vacation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  231. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Road to the Multiverse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  232. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Family Goy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  233. Monday Night
  234. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Spies Reminiscent of Us"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  235. 8:30 PM American Dad "Can I Be Frank With You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  236. 9:00 PM American Dad "American Stepdad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  237. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Brian's Got a Brand New Bag"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  238. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Hannah Banana"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  239. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Gary Johnson, Pt. 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  240. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  241. Tuesday, August 30
  242. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake War"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  244. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You Can Still Change Your Mind"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  245. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Ways to Be Wicked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  246. 2:30 AM The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • NR
  247. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  248. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "If I Were a Rich Man"
    • TV-PG
  249. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "For Whom the Bell Tolls"
    • TV-PG
  250. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  251. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  252. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Born to Walk"
    • TV-PG
  253. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Alley of the Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  254. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Razor's Edge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  255. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Furious George"
    • TV-PG
  256. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Entertainment Weakly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  257. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Name Dropper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  258. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Off-Track ... Bedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  259. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland Live!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  260. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "How Cleveland Got His Groove Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  261. 12:00 PM American Dad "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  262. 12:30 PM American Dad "Adventures in Hayleysitting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  263. 1:00 PM American Dad "National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  264. 1:30 PM American Dad "Finger Lenting Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  265. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Peter Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  266. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Grimm Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  267. 3:00 PM New Girl "Sister III"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 3:30 PM New Girl "Mars Landing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  270. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  271. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  272. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby on the Bus"
    • TV-PG
  273. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  274. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  275. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  276. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  277. Tuesday Night
  278. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Terminator Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  279. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Work Song Nanocluster"
    • TV-14  (D)
  280. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  282. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vegas Renormalization"
    • TV-14  (D)
  283. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  284. 11:00 PM Conan "Steven Ho; David Cross; Dan Naturman"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  285. Wednesday, August 31
  286. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pre-Approved Credit Card"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 12:30 AM Conan "Steven Ho; David Cross; Dan Naturman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  288. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Money Becomes King"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  289. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Southern Accents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  290. 2:30 AM The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • NR
  291. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  292. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Do You Spell Revenge?"
    • TV-PG
  293. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Earth Angel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  294. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
    • TV-PG
  295. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guys and Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  296. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Build a Better Mousetrap"
    • TV-PG
  297. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Master the Possibilities"
    • TV-PG
  298. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Loves Al, ``Yeah, Yeah, Yeah''"
    • TV-PG
  299. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Awed Couple"
    • TV-PG
  300. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Silent Mite"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  301. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Cologne Ranger"
    • TV-PG
  302. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Domestic Disturbance"
    • TV-PG
  303. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "It's the Great Pancake, Cleveland Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  304. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Little Man on Campus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  305. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  306. 12:30 PM American Dad "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  307. 1:00 PM American Dad "Max Jets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  308. 1:30 PM American Dad "Naked to the Limit, One More Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  309. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Brian's a Bad Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  310. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Mom's the Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  311. 3:00 PM New Girl "Fired Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 3:30 PM New Girl "Big News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  314. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  315. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  316. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  317. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  318. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  319. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  320. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  321. Wednesday Night
  322. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  323. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  324. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  325. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  326. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  327. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  328. 11:00 PM Conan "Jeff Ross"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  329. Thursday, September 1
  330. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And The Candy Manwich"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 12:30 AM Conan "Jeff Ross"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  332. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Down South"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  333. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Square One"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  334. 2:30 AM The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • NR
  335. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  336. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Great Escape"
    • TV-PG
  337. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Impo-Dent"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  338. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Just Married ... With Children"
    • TV-PG
  339. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Father Lode"
    • TV-PG
  340. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "All in the Family"
    • TV-PG
  341. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Camping Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  342. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Thought He Could"
    • TV-PG
  343. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Pour Judgment"
    • TV-PG
  344. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Gym Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  345. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Gorilla Warfare"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  346. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Hi, School"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  347. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Fat and Wet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  348. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Another Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  349. 12:00 PM American Dad "For Black Eyes Only"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  350. 12:30 PM American Dad "Spelling Bee My Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  351. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Missing Kink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  352. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Boring Identity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  353. 2:00 PM Family Guy "3 Acts of God"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  354. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Fresh Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  355. 3:00 PM New Girl "Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 3:30 PM New Girl "Cruise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  358. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  359. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  360. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  361. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Beard"
    • TV-PG
  362. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doorman"
    • TV-PG
  363. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jimmy"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  364. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doodle"
    • TV-PG
  365. Thursday Night
  366. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Three Boys With Wood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  367. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Egg Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  369. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  370. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the New Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  371. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Opening"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 11:00 PM Conan "Bob Odenkirk; Flula Borg; Joseph"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  373. Friday, September 2
  374. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Silent Partner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  375. 12:30 AM Conan "Bob Odenkirk; Flula Borg; Joseph"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  376. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "My Life"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  377. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Your World"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  378. 2:30 AM Step Up 2 the Streets
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  379. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  380. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "I'm Going to Sweatland"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  381. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poke High"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  382. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Dump of My Own"
    • TV-PG
  383. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Her Cups Runneth Over"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  384. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Bald and Beautiful"
    • TV-PG
  385. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'll See You in Court"
    • TV-PG
  386. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Gypsy Cried"
    • TV-PG
  387. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Barber"
    • TV-PG
  388. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Eatin' Out"
    • TV-PG
  389. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Deconstructing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  390. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Van, Go"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  391. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Black List"
    • TV-PG
  392. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Murray Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  393. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Beer Walk!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  394. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  395. 1:00 PM American Dad "Lost in Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  396. 1:30 PM American Dad "Da Flippity Flop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  397. 2:00 PM American Dad "Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  398. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  399. 3:00 PM New Girl "The Last Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 3:30 PM New Girl "Dice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  401. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  402. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  403. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Russ"
    • TV-PG
  404. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  405. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fusilli Jerry"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  406. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Diplomats Club"
    • TV-PG
  407. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Understudy"
    • TV-PG
  408. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Face Painter"
    • TV-PG
  409. Friday Night
  410. 8:00 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  411. 10:00 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  412. Saturday, September 3
  413. 12:00 AM Cougar Town "It'll All Work Out"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  414. 12:30 AM Cougar Town "Blue Sunday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  415. 1:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  416. 3:00 AM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  417. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  418. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Blood"
    • TV-PG
  419. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  420. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  421. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  422. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  423. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  424. 9:00 AM Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  425. 10:45 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  426. 12:45 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  427. 3:00 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  428. 3:30 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  429. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  430. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  431. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Holidays"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  432. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Bear Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  433. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Too Little Sleep"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  434. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Psychic Shakedown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  435. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  436. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  437. Saturday Night
  438. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  439. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  440. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  441. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  442. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  443. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  444. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Eddie Eagle"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  445. 11:30 PM A Walk to Remember
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  446. Sunday, September 4
  447. 1:45 AM Father of the Bride
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  448. 3:45 AM Father of the Bride Part II
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  449. 5:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  450. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Mom, the Mom"
    • TV-PG
  451. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  452. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG