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  2. 7:30 PM 2017 NCAA Basketball Tournament "West Virginia vs. Gonzaga"
    • LIVE
  3. Last Night
  4. 10:00 PM 2017 NCAA Basketball Tournament "Xavier vs. Arizona"
    • LIVE
  5. Today
  6. 12:30 AM Inside March Madness
    • LIVE
  7. 1:00 AM Conan "Matt LeBlanc; Anthony Bourdain; Dana Gould"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  8. 2:00 AM Seinfeld "The Watch"
    • TV-PG
  9. 2:30 AM Conan "Matt LeBlanc; Anthony Bourdain; Dana Gould"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  10. 3:30 AM New Girl "Wig"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  11. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dial `B' for Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  12. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sleepless in Chicago"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  13. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Pot to Pease In"
    • TV-PG
  14. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  15. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Man for No Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  16. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  17. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  18. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  19. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Takes a Shot"
    • TV-PG
  20. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Something Larry This Way Comes"
    • TV-PG
  21. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Get the Dodge Out of Hell"
    • TV-PG
  22. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Art House"
    • TV-PG
  23. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Vocal Discord"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  24. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Like Hell"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  25. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Consummate Professional"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Like a Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  27. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A Short Story and a Tall Tale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  28. 12:30 PM American Dad "G-String Circus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  29. 1:00 PM American Dad "Rapture's Delight"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  30. 1:30 PM American Dad "Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  31. 2:00 PM American Dad "A Jones for a Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  32. 2:30 PM American Dad "May the Best Stan Win"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  33. 3:00 PM New Girl "Par 5"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  34. 3:30 PM New Girl "Panty Gate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  35. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Emma Cries"
    • TV-PG
  36. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Pediatrician"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  37. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sharks"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  38. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  39. 6:00 PM NCAA Tip-Off
  40. 7:15 PM 2017 NCAA Basketball Tournament "South Carolina vs. Baylor"
    • LIVE
  41. Tonight
  42. 9:45 PM 2017 NCAA Basketball Tournament "Wisconsin vs. Florida"
    • LIVE
  43. Tomorrow
  44. 12:30 AM Inside March Madness
  45. 1:00 AM The Detour "The City"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  46. 1:30 AM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  47. 2:00 AM The Detour "The Tub"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  48. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Court"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  49. 3:00 AM The Detour "The Birth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  50. 3:30 AM The Detour "The Tournament"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  51. 4:00 AM New Girl "Clean Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  52. 4:30 AM New Girl "Big Mama P"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  53. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Tasteless Frank"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  54. 5:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Sister-in-Law"
    • TV-PG
  55. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Doll"
    • TV-PG
  56. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Friars Club"
    • TV-PG
  57. 7:00 AM Jack the Giant Slayer
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  58. 9:30 AM Hulk
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  59. 12:00 PM Divergent
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  60. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Male Nanny"
    • TV-PG
  61. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  62. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Phone Number"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  63. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  64. 5:00 PM NCAA Tip-Off
  65. 6:00 PM 2017 NCAA Basketball Tournament "Xavier vs. Gonzaga"
    • LIVE
  66. Tomorrow Night
  67. 8:30 PM 2017 NCAA Basketball Tournament "Oregon vs. Kansas"
    • LIVE
  68. 11:00 PM Inside March Madness
    • LIVE
  69. 11:30 PM Angie Tribeca "Sneak Peek"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  70. 11:57 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  71. Sunday, March 26
  72. 2:00 AM Evan Almighty
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  73. 4:00 AM New Girl "Helmet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 4:30 AM New Girl "Road Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  75. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Power of No"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  76. 5:30 AM SIGN OFF
  77. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Wig Master"
    • TV-PG
  78. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Calzone"
    • TV-PG
  79. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Bottle Deposit"
    • TV-PG
  80. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Bottle Deposit"
    • TV-PG
  81. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Rats"
    • TV-PG
  82. 8:30 AM Friends "The One Where Monica Sings"
    • TV-PG
  83. 9:00 AM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  84. 11:00 AM Shrek
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  85. 1:00 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  86. 3:00 PM Shrek the Third
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  87. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pity Party Bus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Show and Don't Tell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Loophole"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Attack of the Killer Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  91. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Partnership Hits the Fan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Ten Inches"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. Sunday Night
  94. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Gamble"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Intimacy Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  96. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Colonization Application"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  97. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Leftover Thermalization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  98. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skywalker Incursion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  99. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fortification Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  100. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "March 22, 2017"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  101. 11:30 PM The Detour "The Tournament"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  102. Monday, March 27
  103. 12:00 AM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  104. 2:00 AM Eurotrip
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  105. 4:00 AM Fletch
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  106. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "25 Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  107. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  108. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  109. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "And Bingo Was Her Game-O"
    • TV-PG
  110. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  111. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  112. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  113. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  114. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  115. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  116. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  117. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  118. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Terry Unmarried"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  119. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "The Blue, the Gray and the Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  120. 1:00 PM American Dad "Return of the Bling"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  121. 1:30 PM American Dad "Cops & Roger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  122. 2:00 PM American Dad "Merlot Down Dirty Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  123. 2:30 PM American Dad "Bully for Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  124. 3:00 PM Bob's Burgers "The Horse Rider-er"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  125. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Secret Admiral-erer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  126. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Glued, Where's My Bob?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  127. 4:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Human Flesh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 5:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Crawl Space"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  129. 5:30 PM Family Guy "I Take Thee, Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  130. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Sibling Rivalry"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  131. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Deep Throats"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Peterotica"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  133. 7:30 PM Family Guy "You May Now Kiss the ... Uh ... Guy Who Receives"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  134. Monday Night
  135. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Petergeist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  136. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Untitled Griffin Family History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Stewie B. Goode"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  138. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Bango Was His Name-O"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  139. 10:00 PM American Dad "An Incident at Owl Creek"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  140. 10:30 PM American Dad "Great Space Roaster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  141. 11:00 PM Conan "Dax Shepard; Michael Pena; Kaitlin Olson; Gary Clark Jr."
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  142. Tuesday, March 28
  143. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  144. 12:30 AM Conan "Dax Shepard; Michael Pena; Kaitlin Olson; Gary Clark Jr."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  145. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  146. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  147. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Break-up Scene"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 3:00 AM The Taking of Pelham 123
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  149. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Undergraduate"
    • TV-PG
  150. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "User Friendly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  151. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeless Al"
    • TV-PG
  152. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pump Fiction"
    • TV-PG
  153. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Radio Free Trumaine"
    • TV-PG
  154. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Shoe Room With a View"
    • TV-PG
  155. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  156. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Briard"
    • TV-PG
  157. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Pole Lox"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  158. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Sandwiched Out"
    • TV-PG
  159. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Shear Torture"
    • TV-PG
  160. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Inn Escapable"
    • TV-PG
  161. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Way the Cookie Crumbles"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  162. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "To Live and Die in Va."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  163. 12:00 PM American Dad "100 A.D."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  164. 12:30 PM American Dad "Son of Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  165. 1:00 PM American Dad "Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  166. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan's Food Restaurant"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  167. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  168. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Stewie Loves Lois"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  169. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Proposal"
    • TV-PG
  170. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Proposal"
    • TV-PG
  171. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  172. 4:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  173. 5:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  174. 5:30 PM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  175. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  176. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  177. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  178. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  179. Tuesday Night
  180. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Communication Deterioration"
    • TV-PG
  181. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Graduation Transmission"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  182. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  183. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Commitment Determination"
    • TV-14  (D)
  184. 10:00 PM The Detour "The Heat"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  185. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Matrimonial Momentum"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  186. 11:00 PM Conan "Joe Manganiello; Judy Greer"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  187. Wednesday, March 29
  188. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Heat"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  189. 12:30 AM Conan "Joe Manganiello; Judy Greer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  190. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  191. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And Strokes of Goodwill"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Rich People Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 3:00 AM The Chronicles of Riddick
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  194. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Bleen Was My Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  195. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Weaker Sex"
    • TV-PG
  196. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Flight of the Bumblebee"
    • TV-PG
  197. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Blonde and Blonder"
    • TV-PG
  198. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl II"
    • TV-PG
  199. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bearly Men"
    • TV-PG
  200. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Two That Got Away"
    • TV-PG
  201. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Fresh Brood"
    • TV-PG
  202. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "G'Night, Stalker"
    • TV-PG
  203. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Move Doubt"
    • TV-PG
  204. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Gambling N'Diction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  205. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Essence of Cleveland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  206. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Ship'rect"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  207. 12:00 PM American Dad "White Rice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  208. 12:30 PM American Dad "There Will Be Bad Blood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  209. 1:00 PM American Dad "The People vs. Martin Sugar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  210. 1:30 PM American Dad "For Whom the Sleigh Bells Toll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  211. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Mother Tucker"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  212. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Hell Comes to Quahog"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  214. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  215. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  216. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  217. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  218. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  219. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  220. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  221. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  222. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Implant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  223. Wednesday Night
  224. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Separation Oscillation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  225. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bachelor Party Corrosion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  226. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 2003 Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  227. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Perspiration Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  228. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Helium Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  229. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  230. 11:00 PM Conan "Terry Crews; Andy Daly; Strand of Oaks"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  231. Thursday, March 30
  232. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  233. 12:30 AM Conan "Terry Crews; Andy Daly; Strand of Oaks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  234. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  235. 2:00 AM Hulk
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  236. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Can't Believe It's Butter"
    • TV-PG
  237. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Love Conquers Al"
    • TV-PG
  238. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  239. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  240. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Calendar Girl"
    • TV-PG
  241. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  242. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  243. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony and the Extra C"
    • TV-PG
  244. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Apartment Complex"
    • TV-PG
  245. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Raygin' Bulls"
    • TV-PG
  246. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Knee Jerk"
    • TV-PG
  247. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Baker's Doesn't"
    • TV-PG
  248. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Back to Cool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  249. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Your Show of Shows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  250. 12:00 PM American Dad "Fartbreak Hotel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  251. 12:30 PM American Dad "Stanny Boy and Frantastic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  252. 1:00 PM American Dad "A Piñata Named Desire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  253. 1:30 PM American Dad "You Debt Your Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  254. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Saving Private Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  255. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Whistle While Your Wife Works"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  256. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  257. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  258. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  259. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  260. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  261. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  262. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  263. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  264. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  265. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Mango"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  266. Thursday Night
  267. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Glasses"
    • TV-PG
  268. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Puffy Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  269. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spock Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  270. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Mystery Date Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  271. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Platonic Permutation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  272. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Earworm Reverberation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  273. 11:00 PM Conan "Wanda Sykes; Mr. T; Dead Man Winter"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  274. Friday, March 31
  275. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Sniffing Accountant"
    • TV-PG
  276. 12:30 AM Conan "Wanda Sykes; Mr. T; Dead Man Winter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  277. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Bris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  278. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the '90s Horse Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Disappearing Bed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 3:00 AM Punisher: War Zone
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  281. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Turning Japanese"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  282. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Bud Hits the Books"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  283. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes to the Dogs"
    • TV-PG
  284. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Enemies"
    • TV-PG
  285. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bud Hits the Books"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  286. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kiss of the Coffee Woman"
    • TV-PG
  287. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Torch Song Duet"
    • TV-PG
  288. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Joke's on Al"
    • TV-PG
  289. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Present Tense"
    • TV-PG
  290. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Buggie Nights"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  291. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Sold-Y Locks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  292. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Emotional Rollercoaster"
    • TV-PG
  293. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Hot Cocoa Bang Bang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  294. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "BFFs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  295. 12:00 PM American Dad "I Am the Walrus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  296. 12:30 PM American Dad "School Lies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  297. 1:00 PM American Dad "License to Till"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  298. 1:30 PM American Dad "Jenny Fromdabloc"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  299. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Prick Up Your Ears"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  300. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Chick Cancer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  302. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  303. 4:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  304. 4:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  305. 5:00 PM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  306. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  307. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
    • TV-PG
  308. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
    • TV-PG
  309. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  310. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Masseuse"
    • TV-PG
  311. Friday Night
  312. 8:00 PM Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  313. 10:00 PM ELeague "Preview Show"
    • NEW
  314. 11:00 PM Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  315. Saturday, April 1
  316. 1:30 AM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  317. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Twisted"
    • TV-PG
  318. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Children of the Corns"
    • TV-PG
  319. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly's Gotta Habit"
    • TV-PG
  320. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Chevyweight"
    • TV-PG
  321. 6:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "I Love You"
    • TV-PG
  322. 6:30 AM Death at a Funeral
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  323. 8:30 AM Blades of Glory
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  324. 10:30 AM Liar Liar
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  325. 12:30 PM Kicking & Screaming
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  326. 2:30 PM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  327. 4:30 PM The Interview
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  328. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pretty Problem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Hoarder Culture"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. Saturday Night
  331. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Opening Night Excitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  332. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Sales Call Sublimination"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  333. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Empathy Optimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  334. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Meemaw Materialization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  335. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Valentino Submergence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  336. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Positive Negative Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  337. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  338. 11:30 PM The Detour "The Heat"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  339. Sunday, April 2
  340. 12:00 AM Liar Liar
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  341. 2:00 AM Kicking & Screaming
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  342. 4:00 AM Blades of Glory
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  343. 6:00 AM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  344. 6:30 AM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  345. 7:00 AM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  346. 7:30 AM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  347. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  348. 8:30 AM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  349. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  350. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  351. 10:00 AM Search Party "The Mysterious Disappearance of The Girl No One Knew"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  352. 10:30 AM Search Party "The Woman Who Knew Too Much"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  353. 11:00 AM Search Party "The Night of One Hundred Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 11:30 AM Search Party "The Captive Dinner Guest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 12:00 PM Search Party "The Mystery of the Golden Charm"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  356. 12:30 PM Search Party "The Secret of the Sinister Ceremony"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 1:00 PM Search Party "The Riddle Within the Trash"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  358. 1:30 PM Search Party "The Return of the Forgotten Phantom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  359. 2:00 PM Search Party "Password to the Shadows"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  360. 2:30 PM Search Party "The House of Uncanny Truths"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  361. 3:00 PM Liar Liar
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  362. 5:00 PM Tammy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  363. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Celebration Experimentation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  364. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Application Deterioration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  365. Sunday Night
  366. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Solder Excursion Diversion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  367. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Big Bear Precipitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  368. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Viewing Party Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  369. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fermentation Bifurcation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  370. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Line Substitution Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  371. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Convergence Convergence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  372. 11:00 PM Something Borrowed
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  373. Monday, April 3
  374. 1:30 AM Just Like Heaven
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  375. 3:30 AM 17 Again
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  376. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Chevyweight"
    • TV-PG
  377. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Bundy Thanksgiving"
    • TV-PG
  378. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Juggs Have Left the Building"
    • TV-PG
  379. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "God Rest Ye Merry Bundymen"
    • TV-PG
  380. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Crimes Against Obesity"
    • TV-PG
  381. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  382. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  383. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  384. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  385. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  386. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  387. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  388. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  389. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Hurricane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  390. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Nightmare on Grace Street"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  391. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Scarlett Getter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  392. 1:30 PM American Dad "Gorillas in the Mist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  393. 2:00 PM American Dad "The Worst Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  394. 2:30 PM American Dad "Dr. Klaustus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  395. 3:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Burger War"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  396. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Sacred Cow"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  397. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Hamburger Dinner Theater"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  398. 4:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Sexy Dance Fighting"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  399. 5:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Art Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  401. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Amish Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  402. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Cool Hand Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  403. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Grumpy Old Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  404. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Meg and Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  405. Monday Night
  406. 8:00 PM Family Guy "The Blind Side"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  407. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Livin' on a Prayer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  408. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  409. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Be Careful What You Fish For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  410. 10:00 PM American Dad "The Unbrave One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  411. 10:30 PM American Dad "Old Stan in the Mountain"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  412. 11:00 PM Conan "Jake Gyllenhaal; Ronda Rousey; Robert Glasper Experiment"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  413. Tuesday, April 4
  414. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  415. 12:30 AM Conan "Jake Gyllenhaal; Ronda Rousey; Robert Glasper Experiment"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  416. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Conversion"
    • TV-PG
  417. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Really Petty Cash"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  418. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  419. 3:00 AM Arthur
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  420. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Stepford Peg"
    • TV-PG
  421. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Bud on the Side"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  422. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Grime and Punishment"
    • TV-PG
  423. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "TRASH"
    • TV-PG
  424. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  425. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  426. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  427. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Live Nude Peg"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  428. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Acting Out"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  429. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Fight Schlub"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  430. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Major Disturbance"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  431. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Brace Yourself"
    • TV-PG
  432. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Skip Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  433. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Yemen Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  434. 12:00 PM American Dad "Stanny Tendergrass"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  435. 12:30 PM American Dad "Virtual In-Stanity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  436. 1:00 PM American Dad "Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  437. 1:30 PM American Dad "Hot Water"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  438. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Barely Legal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  439. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Road to Rupert"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  440. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  441. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  442. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  443. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  444. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  445. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  446. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stall"
    • TV-PG
  447. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  448. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Marine Biologist"
    • TV-PG
  449. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pie"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  450. Tuesday Night
  451. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  452. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Big Bran Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  453. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fuzzy Boots Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  454. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Luminous Fish Effect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  455. 10:00 PM The Detour "The Job"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  456. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hamburger Postulate"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  457. 11:00 PM Conan