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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Nocturnal Omission"
    • TV-14  (D)
  3. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The One About Friends"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  4. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Birth of a Salesman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  5. 12:00 PM American Dad "Finger Lenting Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  6. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  7. 1:00 PM American Dad "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  8. 1:30 PM American Dad "Max Jets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  9. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Let's Go to the Hop"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  10. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Dammit Janet"
    • TV-14  (D)
  11. 3:00 PM New Girl "Exes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  12. 3:30 PM New Girl "Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  13. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Jealousy"
    • TV-PG
  14. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends"
    • TV-14  (S)
  15. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner"
    • TV-PG
  16. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG
  17. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Van Buren Boys"
    • TV-PG
  18. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Susie"
    • TV-PG
  19. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pothole"
    • TV-PG
  20. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The English Patient"
    • TV-PG
  21. Last Night
  22. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Financial Permeability"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  23. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Capacitance"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  24. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cushion Saturation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  25. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Terminator Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  26. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Work Song Nanocluster"
    • TV-14  (D)
  27. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  29. Today
  30. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kitty Kitty Spank Spank"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  32. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Something Good Coming"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  33. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Something Good Coming"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  34. 2:30 AM Father of the Bride
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  35. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  36. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  37. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Honey, I Blew Up Myself"
    • TV-PG
  38. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sofa So Good"
    • TV-PG
  39. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
    • TV-PG
  40. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get Outta Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  41. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Valentine's Day Massacre"
    • TV-PG
  42. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
  43. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Secret Garden"
    • TV-14  (D)
  44. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Affidavit Justice"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  45. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Houser"
    • TV-PG
  46. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Eggsit Strategy"
    • TV-PG
  47. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland Jr. Cherry Bomb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  48. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Ladies' Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  49. 12:00 PM American Dad "Naked to the Limit, One More Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  50. 12:30 PM American Dad "For Black Eyes Only"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  51. 1:00 PM American Dad "Spelling Bee My Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  52. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Missing Kink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  53. 2:00 PM Family Guy "There's Something About Paulie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D)
  55. 3:00 PM New Girl "Sister II"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  56. 3:30 PM New Girl "Sister III"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 4:00 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG
  58. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
    • TV-PG
  59. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  60. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  61. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Nap"
    • TV-PG
  62. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Yada Yada"
    • TV-PG
  63. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Millennium"
    • TV-PG
  64. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Muffin Tops"
    • TV-PG
  65. Tonight
  66. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  67. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vegas Renormalization"
    • TV-14  (D)
  68. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  69. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  70. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  71. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  72. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  73. Tomorrow
  74. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Group Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  76. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Ain't Love Strange"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  77. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "A Mind With a Heart of Its Own"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  78. 2:30 AM Father of the Bride Part II
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  79. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  80. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  81. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
  82. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"
    • TV-PG
  83. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Knows Something"
    • TV-PG
  84. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Assault and Batteries"
    • TV-PG
  85. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ride Scare"
    • TV-PG
  86. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes Deep"
    • TV-PG
  87. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "American Idle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  88. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Frigid Heirs"
    • TV-PG
  89. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Switch Sitters"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  90. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Cheap Saks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  91. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "A Brown Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  92. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "From Bed to Worse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  93. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Boring Identity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  94. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  95. 1:00 PM American Dad "Lost in Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  96. 1:30 PM American Dad "Da Flippity Flop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  97. 2:00 PM Family Guy "E. Peterbus Unum"
    • TV-14  (D)
  98. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Story on Page 1"
    • TV-14
  99. 3:00 PM New Girl "Mars Landing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 3:30 PM New Girl "Fired Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dollhouse"
    • TV-14  (S)
  102. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  103. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  104. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG
  105. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  106. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  107. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  108. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  109. Tomorrow Night
  110. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cronuts"
    • TV-14  (D)
  111. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Piece of Sheet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  113. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  114. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Girlfriend Experience"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  115. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the It Hole"
    • TV-14  (L)
  116. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  117. Friday, February 12
  118. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  119. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  120. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Lover's Touch"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  121. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Full Moon Fever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  122. 2:30 AM Just Like Heaven
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  123. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  124. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeway to Heaven"
    • TV-PG
  125. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Driving Mr. Boondy"
    • TV-PG
  126. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Breaks Out"
    • TV-PG
  127. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Naughty but Niece"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  128. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Business Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  129. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Business Still Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  130. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dial `B' for Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  131. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sleepless in Chicago"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  132. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Damned Yanky"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  133. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Multiple Plots"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  134. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Trash Talker"
    • TV-PG
  135. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "A Cleveland Brown Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  136. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Field of Streams"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  137. 12:00 PM American Dad "Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  138. 12:30 PM American Dad "Poltergasm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  139. 1:00 PM American Dad "Buck, Wild"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  140. 1:30 PM American Dad "Crotchwalkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  141. 2:00 PM American Dad "Kung Pao Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  142. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Wasted Talent"
    • TV-14
  143. 3:00 PM New Girl "Big News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 3:30 PM New Girl "Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where They're Going to Party!"
    • TV-PG
  146. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  147. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  148. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  149. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Implant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  150. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  151. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  152. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  153. Friday Night
  154. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pastry Porn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the First Day of School"
    • TV-14  (L)
  156. 9:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Life After Death"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  157. 9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the French Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 10:00 PM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  159. Saturday, February 13
  160. 12:00 AM Angie Tribeca "The Famous Ventriloquist Did It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  161. 12:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  162. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "A One Story Town"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  163. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Something Big"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  164. 2:00 AM The Terminal
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  165. 4:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  166. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  167. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Pot to Pease In"
    • TV-PG
  168. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  169. 7:00 AM Full House "A Pinch for a Pinch"
    • TV-G
  170. 7:30 AM Full House "Viva Las Joey"
    • TV-G
  171. 8:00 AM Full House "Shape Up"
    • TV-G
  172. 8:30 AM Full House "One Last Kiss"
    • TV-G
  173. 9:00 AM Full House "Terror in Tanner Town"
    • TV-G
  174. 9:30 AM Full House "Secret Admirer"
    • TV-G
  175. 10:00 AM It's Complicated
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  176. 12:30 PM Valentine's Day
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  177. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  178. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  179. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  180. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  181. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big But"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Dumpster Sex"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  183. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Icing on the Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the ATM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Married Man Sleepover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  187. Saturday Night
  188. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  189. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  190. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  191. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  192. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  193. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  194. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  195. 11:30 PM Angie Tribeca "The Famous Ventriloquist Did It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  196. Sunday, February 14
  197. 12:00 AM Valentine's Day
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  198. 2:30 AM It's Complicated
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  199. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  200. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Man for No Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  201. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  202. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Face Painter"
    • TV-PG
  203. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Butter Shave"
    • TV-PG
  204. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  205. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  206. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's New Dress"
    • TV-PG
  207. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  208. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  209. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Invitation"
    • TV-PG
  210. 11:00 AM Cop Out
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  211. 1:00 PM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  212. 3:00 PM Bad Boys II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  213. 6:00 PM Rush Hour 3
    • TV-14  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  214. Sunday Night
  215. 8:00 PM NBA Tip-Off
  216. 8:20 PM 2016 NBA All-Star Game
    • LIVE
  217. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  218. 11:30 PM Bad Boys II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  219. Monday, February 15
  220. 2:30 AM Cop Out
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  221. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  222. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "We'll Follow the Sun"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  223. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  224. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  225. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Takes a Shot"
    • TV-PG
  226. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Something Larry This Way Comes"
    • TV-PG
  227. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get the Dodge Out of Hell"
    • TV-PG
  228. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "25 Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  229. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  230. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Precedent Nixin'"
    • TV-PG
  231. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Foe: Pa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  232. 10:00 AM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  233. 12:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  234. 2:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  235. 4:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  236. 4:30 PM Angie Tribeca "The Famous Ventriloquist Did It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  237. 5:00 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  238. 5:30 PM American Dad "Faking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  239. 6:00 PM American Dad "Minstrel Krampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  240. 6:30 PM American Dad "Vision: Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  241. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Herpe, the Love Sore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  242. 7:30 PM Family Guy "The Most Interesting Man in the World"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  243. Monday Night
  244. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Baby Got Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  245. 8:30 PM American Dad "N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  246. 9:00 PM Angie Tribeca "The Thumb Affair"
    • TV-14  (L)
  247. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Brian the Closer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  248. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Turkey Guys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  249. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  250. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  251. Tuesday, February 16
  252. 12:00 AM Angie Tribeca "The Thumb Affair"
    • TV-14  (L)
  253. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  254. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You Can Still Change Your Mind"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  255. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Ways to Be Wicked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  256. 2:30 AM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  257. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  258. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  259. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "And Bingo Was Her Game-O"
    • TV-PG
  260. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Undergraduate"
    • TV-PG
  261. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "User Friendly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  262. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeless Al"
    • TV-PG
  263. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Pump Fiction"
    • TV-PG
  264. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Radio Free Trumaine"
    • TV-PG
  265. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Tank Heaven"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  266. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Altar Ego"
    • TV-PG
  267. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Icky Shuffle"
    • TV-PG
  268. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Awful Bigamy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  269. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Love Rollercoaster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  270. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Our Gang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  271. 12:00 PM American Dad "Familyland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  272. 12:30 PM American Dad "Cock of the Sleepwalk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  273. 1:00 PM American Dad "Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  274. 1:30 PM American Dad "I Ain't No Holodeck Boy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  275. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Fore Father"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  276. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Thin White Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 3:00 PM New Girl "Cruise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 3:30 PM New Girl "The Last Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  280. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  281. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS"
    • TV-PG
  282. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  283. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Blood"
    • TV-PG
  284. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  285. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  286. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  287. Tuesday Night
  288. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  289. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  290. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  291. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  292. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  293. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  294. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  295. Wednesday, February 17
  296. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Near Death Experience"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  298. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Money Becomes King"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  299. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Southern Accents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  300. 2:30 AM Witless Protection
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  301. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  302. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Shoe Room With a View"
    • TV-PG
  303. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  304. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Briard"
    • TV-PG
  305. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Reverend Al"
    • TV-PG
  306. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Bleen Was My Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  307. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Weaker Sex"
    • TV-PG
  308. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Flight of the Bumblebee"
    • TV-PG
  309. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Queasy Rider"
    • TV-PG
  310. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Female Problems"
    • TV-PG
  311. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Assaulted Nuts"
    • TV-14  (D)
  312. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Parent Trapped"
    • TV-PG
  313. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Buried Pleasure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  314. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "The Curious Case of Jr. Working at the Stool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  315. 12:00 PM American Dad "Stan Goes on the Pill"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  316. 12:30 PM American Dad "Honey, I'm Homeland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  317. 1:00 PM American Dad "She Swill Survive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  318. 1:30 PM American Dad "Rubberneckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  319. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Brian Does Hollywood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  320. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington"
    • TV-14  (L)
  321. 3:00 PM New Girl "Dice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  322. 3:30 PM New Girl "Julie Berkman's Older Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  323. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Yeti"
    • TV-PG
  324. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  325. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  326. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler's Work Laugh"
    • TV-PG
  327. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  328. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  329. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  330. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  331. Wednesday Night
  332. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  333. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  334. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  335. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  337. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  339. Thursday, February 18
  340. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kilt Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  342. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Down South"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  343. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Square One"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  344. 2:30 AM Think Like a Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  345. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  346. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Blonde and Blonder"
    • TV-PG
  347. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl II"
    • TV-PG
  348. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bearly Men"
    • TV-PG
  349. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Two That Got Away"
    • TV-PG
  350. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Can't Believe It's Butter"
    • TV-PG
  351. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Love Conquers Al"
    • TV-PG
  352. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Dire Strayts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  353. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Doug Out"
    • TV-PG
  354. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Tube Stakes"
    • TV-PG
  355. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Get Away"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  356. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Once Upon a Tyne in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  357. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Brown Knight"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  358. 12:00 PM American Dad "Permanent Record Wrecker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  359. 12:30 PM American Dad "News Glance With Genevieve Vavance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  360. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Longest Distance Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  361. 1:30 PM American Dad "A Boy Named Michael"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  362. 2:00 PM Family Guy "One if by Clam, Two if by Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 2:30 PM Family Guy "And the Wiener Is ..."
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  364. 3:00 PM New Girl "Micro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  365. 3:30 PM New Girl "Landline"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Bag"
    • TV-PG
  367. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  368. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey"
    • TV-PG
  369. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cop"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  370. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  371. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  372. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Strong Box"
    • TV-PG
  373. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wizard"
    • TV-PG
  374. Thursday Night
  375. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Not Broke Parents"
    • TV-14  (L)
  376. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Robotic Manipulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  378. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  379. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the New Lease on Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Free Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  382. Friday, February 19
  383. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  384. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  385. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "It'll All Work Out"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  386. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "My Life"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  387. 2:30 AM Angels in the Outfield
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  388. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  389. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  390. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  391. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Calendar Girl"
    • TV-PG
  392. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  393. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  394. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony and the Extra C"
    • TV-PG
  395. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Turning Japanese"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  396. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bud Hits the Books"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  397. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "I, Candy"
    • TV-PG
  398. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Sparing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  399. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Block Buster"
    • TV-PG
  400. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Gone With the Wind"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  401. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Brotherly Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  402. 12:00 PM American Dad "Roger Passes the Bar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  403. 12:30 PM American Dad "Blagsnarst, A Love Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  404. 1:00 PM American Dad "Blonde Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  405. 1:30 PM American Dad "CIAPOW"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  406. 2:00 PM American Dad "Scents and Sensei-bility"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  407. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Death Lives"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  408. 3:00 PM New Girl "Background Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  409. 3:30 PM New Girl "Goldmine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  410. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  411. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Smokes"
    • TV-PG
  412. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Can't Flirt"
    • TV-PG
  413. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Ride Along"
    • TV-PG
  414. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Burning"
    • TV-PG
  415. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bookstore"
    • TV-PG
  416. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Frogger"
    • TV-PG
  417. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Maid"
    • TV-PG
  418. Friday Night
  419. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the First Degree"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  420. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Reality Problem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  421. 9:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the DJ Face"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  422. 9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Childhood Not Included"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  423. 10:00 PM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  424. Saturday, February 20
  425. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  426. 12:30 AM Cougar Town "Your World"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  427. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "Blue Sunday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  428. 1:30 AM Duplex
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  429. 3:30 AM Confessions of a Shopaholic
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  430. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes to the Dogs"
    • TV-PG
  431. 6:00 AM Full House "Tanner vs. Gibbler"
    • TV-G
  432. 6:30 AM Full House "Baby Love"
    • TV-G
  433. 7:00 AM Full House "Goodbye, Mr. Bear"
    • TV-G
  434. 7:30 AM Full House "13 Candles"
    • TV-G
  435. 8:00 AM Full House "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (in 22 Minutes)"
    • TV-G
  436. 8:30 AM Full House "And They Call It Puppy Love"
    • TV-G
  437. 9:00 AM Full House "Working Girl"
    • TV-G
  438. 9:30 AM Full House "Rock the Cradle"
    • TV-G
  439. 10:00 AM Full House "Happy Birthday Babies"
    • TV-G
  440. 10:30 AM Full House "Happy Birthday Babies"
    • TV-G
  441. 11:00 AM Full House "Easy Rider"
    • TV-G
  442. 11:30 AM Full House "Driving Miss D.J."
    • TV-G
  443. 12:00 PM Full House "I'm Not D.J."
    • TV-G
  444. 12:30 PM Full House "High Anxiety"
    • TV-G
  445. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  446. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  447. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  448. 2:30 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  449. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ball"
    • TV-PG
  450. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Big Break"
    • TV-PG
  451. 4:00 PM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  452. 4:30 PM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  453. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Old Bike Yarn"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  454. 5:30 PM