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  1. Yesterday
  2. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Scavenger Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  3. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Raiders Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  4. 10:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "NOT the Correspondents' Dinner"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  5. 11:15 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "NOT the Correspondents' Dinner"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  6. Today
  7. 12:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "February 8, 2017"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  8. 1:00 AM The Detour "The Mule"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  9. 1:29 AM The Detour "The Ass"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  10. 2:01 AM Angie Tribeca "Brockman Turner Overdrive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  11. 2:31 AM McFarland, USA
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  12. 5:15 AM TBS Network Preview
  13. 5:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Father Knows Least"
    • TV-PG
  14. 6:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Brother"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  15. 6:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Golf"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  16. 7:00 AM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  17. 7:30 AM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  18. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  19. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Stoned Guy"
    • TV-14
  20. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  21. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  22. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  23. 10:30 AM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  24. 11:00 AM Divergent
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  25. 2:00 PM The Hunger Games
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  26. 5:00 PM The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  27. Tonight
  28. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Workplace Proximity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  29. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Romance Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  30. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  31. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Itchy Brain Simulation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  32. 10:00 PM The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  33. Tomorrow
  34. 1:00 AM The Hunger Games
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  35. 4:00 AM New Girl "Wedding Eve"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 4:30 AM New Girl "Landing Gear"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This"
    • TV-PG
  38. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Heels on Wheels"
    • TV-PG
  39. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Mr. Empty Pants"
    • TV-PG
  40. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Can't Miss"
    • TV-PG
  41. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy and the Pirates"
    • TV-PG
  42. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Go for the Old"
    • TV-PG
  43. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  44. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  45. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  46. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  47. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  48. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  49. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  50. 11:30 AM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  51. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Of Lice and Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  52. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Mr. and Mrs. Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  53. 1:00 PM American Dad "Anchorfran"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  54. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Two Hundred"
    • TV-14  (V)
  55. 2:00 PM American Dad "The Unincludeds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  56. 2:30 PM American Dad "The Dentist's Wife"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  57. 3:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Ear-sy Rider"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  58. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Full Bars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  59. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Bob Fires the Kids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  60. 4:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Mutiny on the Windbreaker"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  61. 5:00 PM Bob's Burgers "An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  62. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Save the Clam"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  63. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Farmer Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  64. 6:30 PM Family Guy "No Country Club for Old Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  65. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Road to Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  66. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Finder Keepers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  67. Tomorrow Night
  68. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Vestigial Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  69. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Quagmire's Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  70. 9:00 PM Family Guy "A Fistful of Meg"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  71. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Boopa-dee Bappa-dee"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  72. 10:00 PM American Dad "Casino Normale"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  73. 10:30 PM Angie Tribeca "Turn Me On, Geils"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  74. 11:00 PM Conan "Kevin Nealon; Chuck Todd; The Zombies"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  75. Tuesday, May 2
  76. 12:00 AM Angie Tribeca "Turn Me On, Geils"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  77. 12:30 AM Conan "Kevin Nealon; Chuck Todd; The Zombies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  78. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Chinese Restaurant"
    • TV-PG
  79. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Temporary Distraction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  81. 3:00 AM Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  82. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Un-Alful Entry"
    • TV-PG
  83. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Movie Show"
    • TV-PG
  84. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Till Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  85. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "'Tis Time to Smell the Roses"
    • TV-PG
  86. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Old Insurance Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  87. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Wedding Repercussions"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  88. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Assaulted Nuts"
    • TV-14  (D)
  89. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Parent Trapped"
    • TV-PG
  90. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Dire Strayts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  91. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Doug Out"
    • TV-PG
  92. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Crazy Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  93. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Wheel! Of! Family!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  94. 12:00 PM American Dad "Widow's Pique"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  95. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 1:00 PM American Dad "Daesong Heavy Industries"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  97. 1:30 PM American Dad "Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  98. 2:00 PM Family Guy "The Juice Is Loose"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  99. 2:30 PM Family Guy "FOX-y Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  100. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  101. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  102. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Baby on the Bus"
    • TV-PG
  103. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  104. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Russ"
    • TV-PG
  105. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  106. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Phone Message"
    • TV-PG
  107. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Apartment"
    • TV-PG
  108. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stranded"
    • TV-PG
  109. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Statue"
    • TV-PG
  110. Tuesday Night
  111. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thanksgiving Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  112. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Discovery Dissipation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  113. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper Extraction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  114. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hesitation Ramification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  115. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Occupation Recalibration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  116. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Convention Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  117. 11:00 PM Conan "Kristin Chenoweth; Jonathan Banks; Highasakite"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  118. Wednesday, May 3
  119. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Heart Attack"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  120. 12:30 AM Conan "Kristin Chenoweth; Jonathan Banks; Highasakite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  121. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Revenge"
    • TV-PG
  122. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Worst Selfie Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  123. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Extra Work"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 3:00 AM Wild Wild West
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  125. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Proposition"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  126. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?"
    • TV-PG
  127. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Hood in the Boyz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  128. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Proud to Be Your Bud"
    • TV-PG
  129. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Luck of the Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  130. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Banking on Marcy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  131. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Chicken, No Check"
    • TV-PG
  132. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Take My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG
  133. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Tube Stakes"
    • TV-PG
  134. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Get Away"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  135. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Roamin' Holiday"
    • TV-PG
  136. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "I, Candy"
    • TV-PG
  137. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  138. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Da Daggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  139. 12:00 PM American Dad "Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  140. 12:30 PM American Dad "Mine Struggle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 1:00 PM American Dad "Garfield and Friends"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  142. 1:30 PM American Dad "Gifted Me Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Not All Dogs Go to Heaven"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  144. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Episode 420"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  145. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Old Yeller Dies"
    • TV-PG
  146. 3:30 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  147. 4:00 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  148. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  149. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  150. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Moves Out"
    • TV-PG
  151. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Deal"
    • TV-PG
  152. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  153. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  154. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotive Manipulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  155. Wednesday Night
  156. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Table Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  157. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  158. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Mommy Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  159. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Indecision Amalgamation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  160. 10:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "NOT the Correspondents' Dinner"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  161. 11:00 PM Conan "Kurt Russell; Ron Funches; Chicano Batman"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  162. Thursday, May 4
  163. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  164. 12:30 AM Conan "Kurt Russell; Ron Funches; Chicano Batman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  165. 1:30 AM Angie Tribeca "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  166. 2:00 AM Angie Tribeca "The Wedding Planner Did It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  167. 2:30 AM Angie Tribeca "The Famous Ventriloquist Did It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  168. 3:00 AM Angie Tribeca "The Thumb Affair"
    • TV-14  (L)
  169. 3:30 AM Angie Tribeca "Commissioner Bigfish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  170. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Scared Single"
    • TV-PG
  171. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Ma'am"
    • TV-PG
  172. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dancing With Weezie"
    • TV-PG
  173. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Change for a Buck"
    • TV-PG
  174. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Little off the Top"
    • TV-PG
  175. 6:30 AM TBS Network Preview
  176. 6:40 AM Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  177. 9:26 AM Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  178. 12:20 PM Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  179. 3:12 PM Star Wars: A New Hope
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  180. 5:43 PM Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  181. Thursday Night
  182. 8:17 PM Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  183. 11:00 PM Conan "Alec Baldwin; Al Madrigal; Joe List"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  184. Friday, May 5
  185. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  186. 12:30 AM Conan "Alec Baldwin; Al Madrigal; Joe List"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  187. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  188. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Tip Slip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Window of Opportunity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 3:00 AM Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  191. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  192. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Honey, I Blew Up Myself"
    • TV-PG
  193. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sofa So Good"
    • TV-PG
  194. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
    • TV-PG
  195. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Get Outta Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  196. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Valentine's Day Massacre"
    • TV-PG
  197. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Sparing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  198. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Net Prophets"
    • TV-PG
  199. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Block Buster"
    • TV-PG
  200. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Frozen Pop"
    • TV-PG
  201. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The One About Friends"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  202. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Birth of a Salesman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  203. 12:00 PM American Dad "Next of Pin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  204. 12:30 PM American Dad "Standard Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  205. 1:00 PM American Dad "Father's Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  206. 1:30 PM American Dad "Fight and Flight"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  207. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Stew-Roids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  208. 2:30 PM Family Guy "We Love You Conrad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  209. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy"
    • TV-PG
  210. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where No One's Ready"
    • TV-PG
  211. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Jam"
    • TV-PG
  212. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel"
    • TV-PG
  213. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Frank Jr."
    • TV-PG
  214. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Flashback"
    • TV-PG
  215. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  216. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  217. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  218. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  219. Friday Night
  220. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  221. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  222. 9:00 PM Conan "Conan Without Borders: Made in Mexico"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  223. 10:00 PM ELeague "Street Fighter V- Group C"
    • LIVE
  224. Saturday, May 6
  225. 12:00 AM The Heartbreak Kid
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  226. 2:15 AM Hall Pass
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  227. 4:30 AM New Girl "Helmet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Home"
    • TV-PG
  229. 5:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Finale"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  230. 6:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  231. 6:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "I Love You"
    • TV-PG
  232. 7:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Frank the Writer"
    • TV-PG
  233. 7:30 AM Hall Pass
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  234. 9:30 AM The Heartbreak Kid
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  235. 11:45 AM The Bounty Hunter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  236. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With the Race Car Bed"
    • TV-PG
  237. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Giant Poking Device"
    • TV-PG
  238. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"
    • TV-14
  239. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Jealousy"
    • TV-PG
  240. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends"
    • TV-14  (S)
  241. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner"
    • TV-PG
  242. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG
  243. 5:30 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG
  244. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Soft Opening"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kickstarter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kitty Kitty Spank Spank"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Group Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. Saturday Night
  249. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Relationship Diremption"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  250. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anything Can Happen Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  251. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  252. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Dissolution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  253. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Status Quo Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  254. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotion Interruption"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  255. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "March 15, 2017"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  256. 11:30 PM Angie Tribeca "Turn Me On, Geils"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  257. Sunday, May 7
  258. 12:00 AM Tower Heist
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  259. 2:00 AM Duplex
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  260. 4:00 AM Envy
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  261. 6:00 AM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
    • TV-PG
  262. 6:30 AM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  263. 7:00 AM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  264. 7:30 AM Friends "The One With the Dollhouse"
    • TV-14  (S)
  265. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With a Chick and a Duck"
    • TV-PG
  266. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Screamer"
    • TV-PG
  267. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With Ross's Thing"
    • TV-PG
  268. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion"
    • TV-PG
  269. 10:00 AM Shanghai Noon
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  270. 12:00 PM Tower Heist
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  271. 2:00 PM College Beach Volleyball "NCAA Tournament Final"
    • LIVE
  272. 4:00 PM Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  273. 6:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  274. Sunday Night
  275. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Junior Professor Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  276. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The First Pitch Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  277. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hook-Up Reverberation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  278. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Focus Attenuation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 11:00 PM Money Talks
    • TV-14  (V)
    • R
  280. Monday, May 8
  281. 1:00 AM Hit & Run
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  282. 3:00 AM Sky High
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  283. 5:00 AM New Girl "What About Fred?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  284. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
  285. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  286. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
  287. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"
    • TV-PG
  288. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Knows Something"
    • TV-PG
  289. 8:00 AM Friends "The One at the Beach"
    • TV-PG
  290. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Jellyfish"
    • TV-PG
  291. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Cat"
    • TV-PG
  292. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the 'Cuffs"
    • TV-14  (S)
  293. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Ballroom Dancing"
    • TV-PG
  294. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  295. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  296. 11:30 AM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG
  297. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland Jr. Cherry Bomb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  298. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Ladies' Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  299. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 1:30 PM American Dad "Portrait of Francine's Genitals"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  301. 2:00 PM American Dad "Bahama Mama"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  302. 2:30 PM American Dad "Roger's Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  303. 3:00 PM Bob's Burgers "The Deepening"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  304. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Tina-rannosaurus Wrecks"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  305. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  306. 4:30 PM Bob's Burgers "God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  307. 5:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Mother Daughter Laser Razor"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  308. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Life of Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  309. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Into Harmony's Way"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  310. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Christmas Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  311. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Peter Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  312. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Grimm Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  313. Monday Night
  314. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Brian's a Bad Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  315. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Mom's the Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  316. 9:00 PM Family Guy "3 Acts of God"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  317. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Fresh Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  318. 10:00 PM American Dad "The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 10:30 PM Angie Tribeca "This Sounds Unbelievable, but CSI: Miami Did It"
    • NEW
  320. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  321. Tuesday, May 9
  322. 12:00 AM Angie Tribeca "This Sounds Unbelievable, but CSI: Miami Did It"
  323. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  324. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  325. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cronuts"
    • TV-14  (D)
  326. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Piece of Sheet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 3:00 AM The Last Boy Scout
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  328. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Assault and Batteries"
    • TV-PG
  329. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ride Scare"
    • TV-PG
  330. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes Deep"
    • TV-PG
  331. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeway to Heaven"
    • TV-PG
  332. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Driving Mr. Boondy"
    • TV-PG
  333. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Breaks Out"
    • TV-PG
  334. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Naughty but Niece"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  335. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Business Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  336. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Party Favor"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  337. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Fair Game"
    • TV-PG
  338. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "The Shmenkmans"
    • TV-PG
  339. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Meet By-Product"
    • TV-14  (D)
  340. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "A Brown Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  341. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "From Bed to Worse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  342. 12:00 PM American Dad "Ninety North, Zero West"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  343. 12:30 PM American Dad "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  344. 1:00 PM American Dad "Threat Levels"
    • TV-14  (D)
  345. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan Knows Best"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  346. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Three Kings"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  347. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Peter's Progress"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  348. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Eddie Won't Go"
    • TV-PG
  349. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where They're Going to Party!"
    • TV-PG
  350. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  351. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  352. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  353. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  354. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  355. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  356. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  357. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Beard"
    • TV-PG
  358. Tuesday Night
  359. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Expedition Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  360. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Misinterpretation Agitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  361. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Prom Equivalency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  362. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Septum Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  363. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Champagne Reflection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  364. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Clean Room Infiltration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  365. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  366. Wednesday, May 10
  367. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Doorman"
    • TV-PG
  368. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  369. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Jimmy"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  370. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Girlfriend Experience"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  371. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the It Hole"
    • TV-14  (L)
  372. 3:00 AM Exit Wounds
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  373. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Business Still Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  374. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dial `B' for Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  375. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sleepless in Chicago"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  376. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Pot to Pease In"
    • TV-PG
  377. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  378. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Man for No Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  379. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  380. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  381. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Wild Cards"
    • TV-PG
  382. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Surprise Artie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  383. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Big Dougie"
    • TV-PG
  384. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Soft Touch"
    • TV-PG
  385. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "A Cleveland Brown Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  386. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Field of Streams"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  387. 12:00 PM American Dad "Francine's Flashback"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  388. 12:30 PM American Dad "Roger Codger"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 1:00 PM American Dad "Homeland Insecurity"
    • TV-14  (D)
  390. 1:30 PM American Dad "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Road to the Multiverse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  392. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Family Goy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  393. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  394. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  395. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  396. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's New Dress"
    • TV-PG
  397. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  398. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  399. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Doodle"
    • TV-PG
  400. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Fusilli Jerry"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  401. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Diplomats Club"
    • TV-PG
  402. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Understudy"
    • TV-PG
  403. Wednesday Night
  404. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Space Probe Disintegration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  405. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anxiety Optimization"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  406. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Troll Manifestation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  407. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Comic Book Store Regeneration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  408. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Intimacy Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  409. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  410. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  411. Thursday, May 11
  412. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Face Painter"
    • TV-PG
  413. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  414. 1:30 AM Angie Tribeca "Ferret Royale"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  415. 2:00 AM Angie Tribeca "Tribeca's Day Off"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  416. 2:30 AM Angie Tribeca "Murder in the First Class"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  417. 3:00 AM Angie Tribeca "Inside Man"
    • TV-14  (L)
  418. 3:30 AM Angie Tribeca "The One With the Bomb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  419. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  420. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Takes a Shot"
    • TV-PG
  421. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Something Larry This Way Comes"
    • TV-PG
  422. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get the Dodge Out of Hell"
    • TV-PG
  423. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "25 Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  424. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  425. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  426. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "And Bingo Was Her Game-O"
    • TV-PG
  427. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Undergraduate"
    • TV-PG
  428. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "User Friendly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  429. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Restaurant Row"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  430. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Whine Country"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  431. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Flower Power"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  432. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Window Pain"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  433. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Love Rollercoaster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  434. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Our Gang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  435. 12:00 PM American Dad "Bullocks to Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  436. 12:30 PM American Dad "A Smith in the Hand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  437. 1:00 PM American Dad "All About Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  438. 1:30 PM American Dad "Con Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  439. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Spies Reminiscent of Us"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  440. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Brian's Got a Brand New Bag"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  441. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Invitation"
    • TV-PG
  442. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  443. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  444. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  445. 5:00 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  446. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  447. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  448. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  449. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  450. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  451. Thursday Night
  452. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pitch"
    • TV-PG
  453. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Ticket"
    • TV-PG
  454. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Colonization Application"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  455. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Leftover Thermalization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  456. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skywalker Incursion"
    • TV-PG