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  2. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  3. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  4. 11:00 PM Conan "Conan Without Borders: Israel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  5. Today
  6. 12:00 AM Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  7. 2:00 AM Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  8. 3:45 AM Angels in the Infield
    • TV-PG
    • NR
  9. 5:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  10. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  11. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  12. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Something Larry This Way Comes"
    • TV-PG
  13. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "And Bingo Was Her Game-O"
    • TV-PG
  14. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  15. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Male Nanny"
    • TV-PG
  16. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  17. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Phone Number"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  18. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  19. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Rats"
    • TV-PG
  20. 11:00 AM Friends "The One Where Monica Sings"
    • TV-PG
  21. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  22. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland Live!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  23. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "How Cleveland Got His Groove Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  24. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  25. 1:30 PM American Dad "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  26. 2:00 PM American Dad "Max Jets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  27. 2:30 PM American Dad "Naked to the Limit, One More Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  28. 3:00 PM American Dad "For Black Eyes Only"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  29. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "The Belchies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  30. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Bob Day Afternoon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  31. 4:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Synchronized Swimming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 5:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Burgerboss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  33. 5:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Food Truckin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  34. 6:00 PM Family Guy "The Peanut Butter Kid"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  35. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Scammed Yankees"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  36. 7:00 PM Family Guy "An App a Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  37. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Underage Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  38. Tonight
  39. 8:00 PM Family Guy "A Lot Going on Upstairs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  40. 8:30 PM Family Guy "The Heartbreak Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  41. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Take a Letter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  42. 9:30 PM Family Guy "The New Adventures of Old Tom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  43. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Run, Chris, Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  44. 10:30 PM People of Earth "Game Night"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  45. 11:00 PM Conan "Diego Luna; Aisha Tyler; Moses Storm"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  46. Tomorrow
  47. 12:00 AM People of Earth "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  48. 12:30 AM Conan "Diego Luna; Aisha Tyler; Moses Storm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  49. 1:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Two Openings: Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Two Openings: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the '80s Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Godmama Drama"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 3:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the College Experience"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 4:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Rom-Commie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "User Friendly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  56. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Pump Fiction"
    • TV-PG
  57. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Radio Free Trumaine"
    • TV-PG
  58. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeless Al"
    • TV-PG
  59. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Undergraduate"
    • TV-PG
  60. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  61. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Shoe Room With a View"
    • TV-PG
  62. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Briard"
    • TV-PG
  63. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  64. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  65. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  66. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  67. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  68. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  69. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  70. 12:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  71. 12:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  72. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  73. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  74. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Blood"
    • TV-PG
  75. 2:30 PM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  76. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "It's the Great Pancake, Cleveland Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  77. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Little Man on Campus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  78. 4:00 PM American Dad "Spelling Bee My Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  79. 4:30 PM American Dad "The Missing Kink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  80. 5:00 PM American Dad "The Boring Identity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  81. 5:30 PM American Dad "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  82. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Peter's Got Woods"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  83. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Perfect Castaway"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  84. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  85. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  86. Tomorrow Night
  87. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  88. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  89. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  90. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  91. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  92. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 11:00 PM Conan "Ellen Page; Impractical Jokers"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  94. Wednesday, September 27
  95. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  96. 12:30 AM Conan "Ellen Page; Impractical Jokers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  97. 1:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Sophie Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Duck Stamp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the About FaceTime"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Himmicane"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 3:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Planes, Fingers and Automobiles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 4:00 AM New Girl "Story of the 50"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  103. 4:30 AM New Girl "Jess and Julia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  104. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Reverend Al"
    • TV-PG
  105. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Bleen Was My Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  106. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Weaker Sex"
    • TV-PG
  107. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Flight of the Bumblebee"
    • TV-PG
  108. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Blonde and Blonder"
    • TV-PG
  109. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Two That Got Away"
    • TV-PG
  110. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl II"
    • TV-PG
  111. 8:30 AM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  112. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  113. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  114. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  115. 10:30 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  116. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  117. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  118. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  119. 12:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  120. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  121. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  122. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  123. 2:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  124. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Fat and Wet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  125. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Another Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  126. 4:00 PM American Dad "Lost in Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  127. 4:30 PM American Dad "Da Flippity Flop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  128. 5:00 PM American Dad "Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  129. 5:30 PM American Dad "Poltergasm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  130. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Jungle Love"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  131. 6:30 PM Family Guy "PTV"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  133. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. Wednesday Night
  135. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Robotic Manipulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  136. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  137. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  138. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Desperation Emanation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  141. 11:00 PM Conan "Andy Samberg; Jay Oakerson; J. Roddy Walston and the Business"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  142. Thursday, September 28
  143. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  144. 12:30 AM Conan "Andy Samberg; Jay Oakerson; J. Roddy Walston and the Business"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  145. 1:30 AM Angie Tribeca "The Organ Trail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  146. 2:00 AM Angie Tribeca "Boyz II Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  147. 2:30 AM Angie Tribeca "The Coast is Fear"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  148. 3:00 AM Angie Tribeca "Contains Graphic Designer Violence"
    • TV-14  (V)
  149. 3:30 AM Angie Tribeca "Electoral Dysfunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  150. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bearly Men"
    • TV-PG
  151. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Love Conquers Al"
    • TV-PG
  152. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Can't Believe It's Butter"
    • TV-PG
  153. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  154. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  155. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Calendar Girl"
    • TV-PG
  156. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony and the Extra C"
    • TV-PG
  157. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  158. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  159. 8:30 AM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  160. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  161. 9:30 AM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  162. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  163. 10:30 AM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  164. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  165. 11:30 AM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  166. 12:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  167. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  168. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  169. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  170. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  171. 2:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strong Box"
    • TV-PG
  172. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Murray Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  173. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Beer Walk!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  174. 4:00 PM American Dad "Buck, Wild"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  175. 4:30 PM American Dad "Crotchwalkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  176. 5:00 PM American Dad "Kung Pao Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  177. 5:30 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  178. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Brian Goes Back to College"
    • TV-14  (D)
  179. 6:30 PM Family Guy "The Courtship of Stewie's Father"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  180. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wizard"
    • TV-PG
  181. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Burning"
    • TV-PG
  182. Thursday Night
  183. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bookstore"
    • TV-PG
  184. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Frogger"
    • TV-PG
  185. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Irish Pub Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  186. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Apology Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  187. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 21-Second Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  188. 10:30 PM The Guest Book "Story Ten"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  189. 11:00 PM Conan "Kyle MacLachlan; Rob Schneider; Lisa Loeb"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  190. Friday, September 29
  191. 12:00 AM The Guest Book "Story Ten"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  192. 12:30 AM Conan "Kyle MacLachlan; Rob Schneider; Lisa Loeb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  193. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  194. 2:00 AM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  195. 2:30 AM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  196. 3:00 AM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  197. 3:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Riverboat Runs Through It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 4:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Stalking Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Turning Japanese"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  200. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes to the Dogs"
    • TV-PG
  201. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Enemies"
    • TV-PG
  202. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bud Hits the Books"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  203. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kiss of the Coffee Woman"
    • TV-PG
  204. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Torch Song Duet"
    • TV-PG
  205. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Joke's on Al"
    • TV-PG
  206. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Twisted"
    • TV-PG
  207. 8:30 AM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  208. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  209. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  210. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  211. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  212. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  213. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  214. 12:00 PM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  215. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  216. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "Good News, Bad News"
    • TV-PG
  217. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "Male Unbonding"
    • TV-PG
  218. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stakeout"
    • TV-PG
  219. 2:30 PM Seinfeld "The Robbery"
    • TV-PG
  220. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Ain't Nothin' But Mutton Bustin'"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  221. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  222. 4:00 PM American Dad "Faking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  223. 4:30 PM American Dad "Minstrel Krampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  224. 5:00 PM American Dad "Vision: Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  225. 5:30 PM American Dad "Familyland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  226. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Fat Guy Strangler"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  227. 6:30 PM Family Guy "The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 7:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  229. Friday Night
  230. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Justice League Recombination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 10:00 PM ELEAGUE "CS:GO Premiere 2017: Group D Play"
    • LIVE
  233. Saturday, September 30
  234. 12:00 AM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  235. 2:00 AM Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  236. 4:30 AM New Girl "The Landlord"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly's Gotta Habit"
    • TV-PG
  238. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Chevyweight"
    • TV-PG
  239. 6:00 AM Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  240. 8:30 AM Divergent
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  241. 11:30 AM Insurgent
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  242. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  243. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  244. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Stoned Guy"
    • TV-14
  245. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  246. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  247. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  248. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  249. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  250. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  251. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  252. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pitch"
    • TV-PG
  253. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. Saturday Night
  255. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bus Pants Utilization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  256. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Car Displacement"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thespian Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  258. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Benefactor Factor"
    • TV-14  (D)
  259. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cohabitation Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  260. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Toast Derivation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  261. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  262. 11:30 PM People of Earth "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  263. Sunday, October 1
  264. 12:00 AM The Guest Book "Story Ten"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  265. 12:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Emergency Contractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 1:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Turtle Sense"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 1:30 AM The Core
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  268. 4:30 AM New Girl "Bully"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  269. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Frank's Tribute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  270. 5:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Cruising With Marie"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  271. 6:00 AM The King of Queens "Richie's Song"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  272. 6:30 AM The King of Queens "Cello, Goodbye"
    • TV-PG
  273. 7:00 AM The King of Queens "Paternal Affairs"
    • TV-PG
  274. 7:30 AM The King of Queens "The Rock"
    • TV-PG
  275. 8:00 AM The King of Queens "Road Rayge"
    • TV-PG
  276. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  277. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  278. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  279. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  280. 10:30 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  281. 12:30 PM Horrible Bosses 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  282. 3:00 PM MLB Baseball
    • LIVE
  283. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wallet"
    • TV-PG
  284. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Watch"
    • TV-PG
  285. 7:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  286. Sunday Night
  287. 9:00 PM Magic Mike XXL
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  288. 11:30 PM Entourage
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  289. Monday, October 2
  290. 1:45 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  291. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Chevyweight"
    • TV-PG
  292. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Bundy Thanksgiving"
    • TV-PG
  293. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Juggs Have Left the Building"
    • TV-PG
  294. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "God Rest Ye Merry Bundymen"
    • TV-PG
  295. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Crimes Against Obesity"
    • TV-PG
  296. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Stepford Peg"
    • TV-PG
  297. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bud on the Side"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  298. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Grime and Punishment"
    • TV-PG
  299. 8:00 AM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  300. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  301. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  302. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Baby on the Bus"
    • TV-PG
  303. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  304. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With Russ"
    • TV-PG
  305. 11:00 AM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  306. 11:30 AM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  307. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Like a Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  308. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "A Short Story and a Tall Tale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  309. 1:00 PM American Dad "Cock of the Sleepwalk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  310. 1:30 PM American Dad "Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  311. 2:00 PM American Dad "I Ain't No Holodeck Boy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  312. 2:30 PM American Dad "Stan Goes on the Pill"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  313. 3:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Dr. Yap"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  314. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Moody Foodie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  315. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Bad Tina"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 4:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Beefsquatch"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  317. 5:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Ear-sy Rider"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  318. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Brian Sings and Swings"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  319. 6:00 PM Family Guy "I Take Thee, Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  320. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Sibling Rivalry"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  321. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Deep Throats"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  322. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Peterotica"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  323. Monday Night
  324. 8:00 PM Family Guy "You May Now Kiss the ... Uh ... Guy Who Receives"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  325. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Petergeist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  326. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Untitled Griffin Family History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Stewie B. Goode"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  328. 10:00 PM American Dad "Honey, I'm Homeland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  329. 10:30 PM American Dad "She Swill Survive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  330. 11:00 PM Conan "Marsai Martin; Grouplove"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  331. Tuesday, October 3
  332. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Stock Tip"
    • TV-PG
  333. 12:30 AM Conan "Marsai Martin; Grouplove"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  334. 1:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Tease Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Jessica Shmessica"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Dad Day Afternoon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Baby and Other Things"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 3:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Alley-Oops"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 4:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Rock Me on the Dais"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "TRASH"
    • TV-PG
  341. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  342. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  343. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  344. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Live Nude Peg"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  345. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Babe in Toyland"
    • TV-PG
  346. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Birthday Boy Toy"
    • TV-PG
  347. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Damn Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  348. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  349. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  350. 9:30 AM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  351. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where Joey Moves Out"
    • TV-PG
  352. 10:30 AM Friends "The One Where Eddie Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  353. 11:00 AM Friends "The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies"
    • TV-14  (S)
  354. 11:30 AM Friends "The One Where Eddie Won't Go"
    • TV-PG
  355. 12:00 PM Friends "The One Where Old Yeller Dies"
    • TV-PG
  356. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With the Bullies"
    • TV-PG
  357. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Note"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  358. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Truth"
    • TV-PG
  359. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dog"
    • TV-PG
  360. 2:30 PM Seinfeld "The Library"
    • TV-PG
  361. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Terry Unmarried"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  362. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "The Blue, the Gray and the Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  363. 4:00 PM American Dad "Rubberneckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  364. 4:30 PM American Dad "Permanent Record Wrecker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  365. 5:00 PM American Dad "News Glance With Genevieve Vavance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  366. 5:30 PM American Dad "The Longest Distance Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  367. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Bango Was His Name-O"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  368. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  369. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Prestidigitation Approximation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zarnecki Incursion"
    • TV-14  (L)
  371. Tuesday Night
  372. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Herb Garden Germination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Agreement Dissection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  374. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wildebeest Implementation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Engagement Reaction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Roommate Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  377. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skank Reflex Analysis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 11:00 PM Conan "Minnie Driver"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  379. Wednesday, October 4
  380. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pen"
    • TV-PG
  381. 12:30 AM Conan "Minnie Driver"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  382. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Parking Garage"
    • TV-PG
  383. 2:00 AM Seinfeld "The Cafe"
    • TV-PG
  384. 2:30 AM Seinfeld "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  385. 3:00 AM Seinfeld "The Nose Job"
    • TV-PG
  386. 3:30 AM New Girl "Injured"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 4:00 AM New Girl "Control"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  388. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Lez Be Friends"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  389. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Desperate Half Hour"
    • TV-PG
  390. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "How to Marry a Moron"
    • TV-PG
  391. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Chicago Shoe Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  392. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  393. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Thinergy"
    • TV-PG
  394. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy"
    • TV-PG
  395. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Whose Room Is It Anyway?"
    • TV-PG
  396. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With Two Parties"
    • TV-PG
  397. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Chicken Pox"
    • TV-PG
  398. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  399. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy"
    • TV-PG
  400. 10:30 AM Friends "The One Where No One's Ready"
    • TV-PG
  401. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Jam"
    • TV-PG
  402. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel"
    • TV-PG
  403. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With Frank Jr."
    • TV-PG
  404. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With the Flashback"
    • TV-PG
  405. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Alternate Side"
    • TV-PG
  406. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  407. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Suicide"
    • TV-PG
  408. 2:30 PM Seinfeld "The Subway"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  409. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Way the Cookie Crumbles"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  410. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "To Live and Die in Va."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  411. 4:00 PM American Dad "A Boy Named Michael"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  412. 4:30 PM American Dad "Roger Passes the Bar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  413. 5:00 PM American Dad "Blagsnarst, A Love Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  414. 5:30 PM American Dad "Blonde Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  415. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Stewie Loves Lois"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  416. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Mother Tucker"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  417. 7:00 PM MLB Postseason Pre-Game
    • LIVE
  418. Wednesday Night
  419. 8:00 PM MLB Baseball "National League Wild Card: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  420. 11:30 PM MLB Postseason Post Game
    • LIVE
  421. Thursday, October 5
  422. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  423. 12:30 AM Conan "Lukas Nelson"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  424. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  425. 2:00 AM Conan "Lukas Nelson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  426. 3:00 AM Wrecked "All's Not Lost"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  427. 3:30 AM Wrecked "Rest in Peace, Callaway Hinkle"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  428. 4:00 AM Wrecked "Always Meant to See That"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  429. 4:30 AM Wrecked "The Community Pile"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  430. 5:00 AM Wrecked "Tubthumping"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  431. 5:30 AM Wrecked "The Phantom"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  432. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Have You Driven a Ford Lately?"
    • TV-PG
  433. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  434. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... Without Children"
    • TV-PG
  435. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Poker Game"
    • TV-PG
  436. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Sue Got Work"
    • TV-PG
  437. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Race Car Bed"
    • TV-PG
  438. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Giant Poking Device"
    • TV-PG
  439. 9:30 AM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"