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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 1:30 AM King Kong
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  3. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Can't Miss"
    • TV-PG
  4. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy and the Pirates"
    • TV-PG
  5. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Go for the Old"
    • TV-PG
  6. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Un-Alful Entry"
    • TV-PG
  7. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Movie Show"
    • TV-PG
  8. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Till Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  9. 8:30 AM The King of Queens "Animal Attraction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  10. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Prints Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  11. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Cowardly Lyin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  12. 10:00 AM SAG Nominations
    • LIVE
    • TV-14
  13. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Frogger"
    • TV-PG
  14. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Maid"
    • TV-PG
  15. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With Chandler's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  16. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  17. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  18. 1:00 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  19. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Red Sweater"
    • TV-PG
  20. 2:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Tells ..."
    • TV-14  (D)
  21. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Videotape"
    • TV-PG
  22. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Date"
    • TV-PG
  23. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Stain"
    • TV-PG
  24. 4:00 PM American Dad "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  25. 4:30 PM American Dad "Max Jets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  26. 5:00 PM American Dad "Naked to the Limit, One More Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  27. 5:30 PM American Dad "For Black Eyes Only"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  28. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Dr. C and the Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  29. 6:30 PM Family Guy "JOLO"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  30. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Stag Convergence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  31. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Launch Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  32. Last Night
  33. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Countdown Reflection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  34. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Date Night Variable"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Decoupling Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  36. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Higgs Boson Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  37. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Re-Entry Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  38. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "December 13, 2017"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  39. 11:00 PM Conan "Owen Wilson; Flula Borg; Noah Gardenswartz"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  40. Today
  41. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "December 13, 2017"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  42. 12:30 AM Conan "Owen Wilson; Flula Borg; Noah Gardenswartz"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  43. 1:30 AM Angie Tribeca "Ferret Royale"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  44. 2:00 AM Angie Tribeca "Tribeca's Day Off"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  45. 2:30 AM Angie Tribeca "Murder in the First Class"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  46. 3:00 AM Angie Tribeca "Inside Man"
    • TV-14  (L)
  47. 3:30 AM Angie Tribeca "The One With the Bomb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  48. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "'Tis Time to Smell the Roses"
    • TV-PG
  49. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Old Insurance Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  50. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Wedding Repercussions"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  51. 5:30 AM SIGN OFF
  52. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?"
    • TV-PG
  53. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hood in the Boyz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  54. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Proud to Be Your Bud"
    • TV-PG
  55. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Luck of the Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  56. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Banking on Marcy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  57. 8:30 AM The King of Queens "Queens'bro Bridge"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  58. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Driving Reign"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  59. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Clothes Encounter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  60. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  61. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  62. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  63. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Stripper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  64. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With Monica's Boots"
    • TV-PG
  65. 12:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Dates Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  66. 1:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath"
    • TV-PG
  67. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Secret Closet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  68. 2:00 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  69. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Tea Leaves"
    • TV-PG
  70. 3:00 PM Friends "The One in Massapequa"
    • TV-PG
  71. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Interview"
    • TV-PG
  72. 4:00 PM American Dad "Spelling Bee My Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  73. 4:30 PM American Dad "The Missing Kink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  74. 5:00 PM American Dad "The Boring Identity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  75. 5:30 PM American Dad "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  76. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Once Bitten"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  77. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Roasted Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  78. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  79. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  80. Tonight
  81. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  82. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  83. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Holographic Excitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  84. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Extract Obliteration"
    • TV-14  (L)
  85. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Habitation Configuration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  86. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 43 Peculiarity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  87. 11:00 PM Conan "Jack Black; Kate Hudson"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  88. Tomorrow
  89. 12:00 AM Drop the Mic "Wayne Brady vs. Jake Owen; Kenny G. vs. Richard Marx"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 12:30 AM Conan "Jack Black; Kate Hudson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  91. 1:30 AM The Mechanic
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  92. 3:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Storytelling Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 4:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Lost Baggage"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Chicken, No Check"
    • TV-PG
  95. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Take My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG
  96. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Scared Single"
    • TV-PG
  97. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Ma'am"
    • TV-PG
  98. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dancing With Weezie"
    • TV-PG
  99. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Change for a Buck"
    • TV-PG
  100. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Little off the Top"
    • TV-PG
  101. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  102. 8:30 AM The King of Queens "Bed Spread"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  103. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Taste Buds"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  104. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Dog Shelter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  105. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  106. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  107. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  108. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  109. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cooking Class"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  110. 12:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Is Late"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  111. 1:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  112. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  113. 2:00 PM Friends "The One Where No One Proposes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  114. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where Emma Cries"
    • TV-PG
  115. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Pediatrician"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  116. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Sharks"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  117. 4:00 PM American Dad "Lost in Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  118. 4:30 PM American Dad "Da Flippity Flop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  119. 5:00 PM American Dad "Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  120. 5:30 PM American Dad "Poltergasm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  121. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Fighting Irish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  122. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Take My Wife"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  123. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  124. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  125. Tomorrow Night
  126. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Parking Spot Escalation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fish Guts Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  128. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Santa Simulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Egg Salad Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 10:00 PM ELEAGUE "The ELeague Cup: Rocket League Rounds 3 & Semifinals"
    • NEW
  131. 11:00 PM Bruce Almighty
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  132. Saturday, December 16
  133. 1:00 AM You Don't Mess With the Zohan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  134. 3:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sofa So Good"
    • TV-PG
  135. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Honey, I Blew Up Myself"
    • TV-PG
  136. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
    • TV-PG
  137. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Raybert"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  138. 5:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Kicker"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  139. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Valentine's Day Massacre"
    • TV-PG
  140. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get Outta Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  141. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
  142. 7:30 AM Bruce Almighty
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  143. 9:30 AM Blue Streak
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  144. 11:30 AM You Don't Mess With the Zohan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  145. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  146. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Male Nanny"
    • TV-PG
  147. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  148. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Phone Number"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  149. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  150. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Rats"
    • TV-PG
  151. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Monica Sings"
    • TV-PG
  152. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  153. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  154. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
    • TV-PG
  155. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
    • TV-PG
  156. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  157. Saturday Night
  158. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bakersfield Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  159. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper/Kripke Inversion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spoiler Alert Segmentation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tangible Affection Proof"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monster Isolation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  163. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Contractual Obligation Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  164. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "December 13, 2017"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  165. 11:30 PM Search Party "Denial"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  166. Sunday, December 17
  167. 12:00 AM Search Party "Hysteria"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  168. 12:30 AM Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild "Use Your Brain and Make It Rain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 1:00 AM Drop the Mic "Wayne Brady vs. Jake Owen; Kenny G. vs. Richard Marx"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 1:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And You Bet Your Ass"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Great Escape"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 2:30 AM Blue Streak
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  173. 4:30 AM New Girl "Operation: Bobcat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  174. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Silent Partners"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  175. 5:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Stefania Arrives"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  176. 6:00 AM The King of Queens "Wish Boned"
    • TV-PG
  177. 6:30 AM The King of Queens "Slippery Slope"
    • TV-PG
  178. 7:00 AM The King of Queens "Buy Curious"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  179. 7:30 AM The King of Queens "Sight Gag"
    • TV-PG
  180. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  181. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  182. 9:00 AM Hulk
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  183. 11:30 AM True Lies
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  184. 2:30 PM Horrible Bosses 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  185. 5:00 PM Get Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  186. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Celebration Experimentation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  187. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Application Deterioration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  188. Sunday Night
  189. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Solder Excursion Diversion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  190. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Big Bear Precipitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  191. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gyroscopic Collapse"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  192. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Long Distance Dissonance"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  193. 10:00 PM Search Party "Frenzy"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  194. 10:30 PM Search Party "Psychosis"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  195. 11:00 PM Search Party "Frenzy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  196. 11:30 PM Search Party "Psychosis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  197. Monday, December 18
  198. 12:00 AM The Bourne Identity
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  199. 2:30 AM The Bourne Supremacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  200. 4:30 AM New Girl "Rumspringa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 5:00 AM New Girl "Young Adult"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  203. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"
    • TV-PG
  204. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ride Scare"
    • TV-PG
  205. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
  206. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Assault and Batteries"
    • TV-PG
  207. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  208. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  209. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  210. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  211. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  212. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  213. 11:00 AM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  214. 11:30 AM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  215. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Curious Case of Jr. Working at the Stool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  216. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "A Cleveland Brown Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  217. 1:00 PM American Dad "Buck, Wild"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  218. 1:30 PM American Dad "Crotchwalkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  219. 2:00 PM American Dad "Kung Pao Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  220. 2:30 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  221. 3:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Best Burger"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  222. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Father of the Bob"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  223. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Tina Tailor Soldier Spy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  224. 4:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Midday Run"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  225. 5:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Speakeasy Rider"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  226. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Pilling Them Softly"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  227. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Papa Has a Rollin' Son"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  228. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Guy Robot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  229. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Peternormal Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  230. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Peter, Chris & Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  231. Monday Night
  232. 8:00 PM Family Guy "The Finer Strings"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  233. 8:30 PM Family Guy "The Dating Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  234. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Cop and a Half-wit"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  235. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Saturated Fat Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  236. 10:00 PM Tarantula "Pajattery"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  237. 10:30 PM Tarantula "Frog Flog"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  238. 11:00 PM Conan "Stephen Colbert; Rod Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  239. Tuesday, December 19
  240. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  241. 12:30 AM Conan "Stephen Colbert; Rod Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  242. 1:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pity Party Bus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Show and Don't Tell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Loophole"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Attack of the Killer Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  246. 3:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Partnership Hits the Fan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 4:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Ten Inches"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes Deep"
    • TV-PG
  249. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Knows Something"
    • TV-PG
  250. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeway to Heaven"
    • TV-PG
  251. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Driving Mr. Boondy"
    • TV-PG
  252. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Breaks Out"
    • TV-PG
  253. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Naughty but Niece"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  254. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Business Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  255. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Business Still Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  256. 8:30 AM The King of Queens "King Pong"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  257. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Dreading Vows"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  258. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Houser"
    • TV-PG
  259. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  260. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  261. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  262. 11:30 AM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  263. 12:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  264. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  265. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  266. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  267. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  268. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  269. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  270. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  271. 4:00 PM American Dad "Vision: Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  272. 4:30 PM American Dad "Familyland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  273. 5:00 PM American Dad "Cock of the Sleepwalk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  274. 5:30 PM American Dad "Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  275. 6:00 PM Family Guy "The Peanut Butter Kid"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  276. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Scammed Yankees"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  277. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closet Reconfiguration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  278. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tenure Turbulence"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. Tuesday Night
  280. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closure Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  281. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Resurgence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  282. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Spell Potential"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  283. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bon Voyage Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  284. 10:00 PM Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild "The Game for Playas"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 10:30 PM Drop the Mic "David Arquette vs. Brian Tyree Henry; Jesse Tyler Ferguson vs. Chrissy Metz"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 11:00 PM Conan "Keegan-Michael Key; Jon Dore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  287. Wednesday, December 20
  288. 12:00 AM Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild "The Game for Playas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 12:30 AM Conan "Keegan-Michael Key; Jon Dore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  290. 1:30 AM The Replacements
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  291. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dial `B' for Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  292. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sleepless in Chicago"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  293. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Pot to Pease In"
    • TV-PG
  294. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  295. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Man for No Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  296. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  297. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  298. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  299. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Takes a Shot"
    • TV-PG
  300. 8:30 AM The King of Queens "Eggsit Strategy"
    • TV-PG
  301. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Noel Cowards"
    • TV-PG
  302. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Net Prophets"
    • TV-PG
  303. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  304. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Beard"
    • TV-PG
  305. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Doorman"
    • TV-PG
  306. 11:30 AM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  307. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  308. 12:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  309. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  310. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  311. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  312. 2:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  313. 3:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  314. 3:30 PM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  315. 4:00 PM American Dad "I Ain't No Holodeck Boy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  316. 4:30 PM American Dad "Stan Goes on the Pill"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  317. 5:00 PM American Dad "Honey, I'm Homeland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  318. 5:30 PM American Dad "She Swill Survive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  319. 6:00 PM Family Guy "An App a Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  320. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Underage Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  321. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  322. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Deception Verification"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. Wednesday Night
  324. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Scavenger Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  325. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Raiders Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  326. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Workplace Proximity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  327. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Romance Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  328. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  329. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "December 20, 2017"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  330. 11:00 PM Conan "Bill Clinton; Jack Whitehall"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  331. Thursday, December 21
  332. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "December 20, 2017"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  333. 12:30 AM Conan "Bill Clinton; Jack Whitehall"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  334. 1:30 AM The Detour "The Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  335. 2:00 AM The Detour "The Hotel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  336. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Tank"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  337. 3:00 AM The Detour "The Restaurant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  338. 3:30 AM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  339. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Get the Dodge Out of Hell"
    • TV-PG
  340. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "25 Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  341. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  342. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  343. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Something Larry This Way Comes"
    • TV-PG
  344. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "And Bingo Was Her Game-O"
    • TV-PG
  345. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "User Friendly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  346. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pump Fiction"
    • TV-PG
  347. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Radio Free Trumaine"
    • TV-PG
  348. 8:30 AM The King of Queens "Better Camera"
    • TV-PG
  349. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Ovary Action"
    • TV-PG
  350. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Mentalo Case"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  351. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Jimmy"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  352. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Doodle"
    • TV-PG
  353. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Fusilli Jerry"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  354. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  355. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  356. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  357. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  358. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  359. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  360. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  361. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  362. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  363. 4:00 PM American Dad "Rubberneckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  364. 4:30 PM American Dad "Permanent Record Wrecker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  365. 5:00 PM American Dad "News Glance With Genevieve Vavance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  366. 5:30 PM American Dad "The Longest Distance Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  367. 6:00 PM Family Guy "A Lot Going on Upstairs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  368. 6:30 PM Family Guy "The Heartbreak Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  369. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Diplomats Club"
    • TV-PG
  370. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Understudy"
    • TV-PG
  371. Thursday Night
  372. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  373. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  374. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Itchy Brain Simulation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  375. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thanksgiving Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  376. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Discovery Dissipation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  377. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper Extraction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  378. 11:00 PM Conan "The Cast of Daddy's Home 2; Jon Dore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  379. Friday, December 22
  380. 12:00 AM Drop the Mic "David Arquette vs. Brian Tyree Henry; Jesse Tyler Ferguson vs. Chrissy Metz"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 12:30 AM Conan "The Cast of Daddy's Home 2; Jon Dore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  382. 1:30 AM Project X
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  383. 3:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Gamble"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 4:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the '80s Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeless Al"
    • TV-PG
  386. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Undergraduate"
    • TV-PG
  387. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  388. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
    • TV-PG
  389. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  390. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  391. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  392. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  393. 8:30 AM The King of Queens "Santa Claustrophobia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  394. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Silent Mite"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  395. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Baker's Doesn't"
    • TV-PG
  396. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  397. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  398. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  399. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG
  400. 12:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  401. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG
  402. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Inappropriate Sister"
    • TV-PG
  403. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Routine"
    • TV-PG
  404. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Candy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  405. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  406. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Monica's Boots"
    • TV-PG
  407. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Step Forward"
    • TV-PG
  408. 4:00 PM American Dad "Season's Beatings"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  409. 4:30 PM American Dad "Minstrel Krampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  410. 5:00 PM American Dad "Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  411. 5:30 PM American Dad "Ninety North, Zero West"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  412. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Road to the North Pole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  413. 7:00 PM Family Guy "The 2,000-Year-Old-Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  414. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  415. Friday Night
  416. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  417. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Santa Simulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  418. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper Extraction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  419. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Clean Room Infiltration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  420. 10:00 PM Surprise! Instant Xmas Carol!
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  421. 11:00 PM Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild "The Game for Playas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  422. 11:30 PM Drop the Mic "David Arquette vs. Brian Tyree Henry; Jesse Tyler Ferguson vs. Chrissy Metz"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  423. Saturday, December 23
  424. 12:00 AM ELEAGUE "The ELeague Cup: Rocket League Finals"
    • NEW
  425. 1:00 AM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  426. 3:30 AM Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  427. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  428. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  429. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Can't Believe It's Butter"
    • TV-PG
  430. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "God Rest Ye Merry Bundymen"
    • TV-PG
  431. 8:00 AM Just Like Heaven
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  432. 10:00 AM Hot Pursuit
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  433. 12:00 PM Never Been Kissed
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  434. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG
  435. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  436. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG
  437. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Inappropriate Sister"
    • TV-PG
  438. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Routine"
    • TV-PG