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  1. Yesterday
  2. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'm Going to Sweatland"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  3. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poke High"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  4. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Deconstructing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  5. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Van, Go"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  6. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Black List"
    • TV-PG
  7. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Catching Hell"
    • TV-PG
  8. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Menace II Secret Society"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  9. 12:30 PM American Dad "Office Spaceman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  10. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 1:30 PM American Dad "Spring Breakup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  12. 2:00 PM American Dad "1600 Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Ready, Willing and Disabled"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  14. 3:00 PM New Girl "Re-Launch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 3:30 PM New Girl "Katie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  16. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where They're Going to Party!"
    • TV-PG
  17. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  18. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  19. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  20. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Good Samaritan"
    • TV-PG
  21. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Letter"
    • TV-PG
  22. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Parking Space"
    • TV-PG
  23. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Keys"
    • TV-PG
  24. Last Night
  25. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  26. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  27. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  28. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  29. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  30. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  31. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  32. Today
  33. 12:00 AM The Office "Gossip"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  34. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  35. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "The Same Old You"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  36. 2:00 AM Miracle
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  37. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  38. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Dump of My Own"
    • TV-PG
  39. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Jeff Photo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Double Down"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  41. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Her Cups Runneth Over"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  42. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Bald and Beautiful"
    • TV-PG
  43. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'll See You in Court"
    • TV-PG
  44. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Gypsy Cried"
    • TV-PG
  45. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Barber"
    • TV-PG
  46. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Eatin' Out"
    • TV-PG
  47. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Ice Cubed"
    • TV-PG
  48. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Wish Boned"
    • TV-PG
  49. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Slippery Slope"
    • TV-PG
  50. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Buy Curious"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  51. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A General Thanksgiving Episode"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  52. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Turkey Pot Die"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  53. 1:00 PM American Dad "The One That Got Away"
    • TV-14  (D)
  54. 1:30 PM American Dad "One Little Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  55. 2:00 PM American Dad "LGBSteve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  56. 2:30 PM American Dad "Escape From Pearl Bailey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 3:00 PM New Girl "Fluffer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  58. 3:30 PM New Girl "Neighbors"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  59. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  60. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  61. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  62. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  63. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  64. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  65. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wallet"
    • TV-PG
  66. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Watch"
    • TV-PG
  67. Tonight
  68. 8:00 PM Family Guy "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas"
    • TV-14
  69. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows"
    • TV-14  (D)
  70. 9:00 PM Family Guy "From Method to Madness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  72. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  73. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  74. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  75. Tomorrow
  76. 12:00 AM The Office "The Meeting"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  77. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  78. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "No Reason to Cry"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  79. 2:00 AM Invincible
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  80. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  81. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  82. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Power Couple"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "The Last of the Red Hat Lovers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Mom, the Mom"
    • TV-PG
  85. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me"
    • TV-PG
  86. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Three Job, No Income Family"
    • TV-PG
  87. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Harder They Fall"
    • TV-PG
  88. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The House That Peg Lost"
    • TV-PG
  89. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen"
    • TV-PG
  90. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Vocal Discord"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  91. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Like Hell"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  92. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Consummate Professional"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Pole Lox"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  94. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A Vas Deferens Between Men and Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  95. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "'Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  96. 1:00 PM American Dad "Pulling Double Booty"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  97. 1:30 PM American Dad "Phantom of the Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  98. 2:00 PM American Dad "Chimdale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  99. 2:30 PM American Dad "Stan Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  100. 3:00 PM New Girl "Models"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 3:30 PM New Girl "Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  102. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's New Dress"
    • TV-PG
  103. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  104. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  105. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Invitation"
    • TV-PG
  106. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bubble Boy"
    • TV-PG
  107. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
    • TV-PG
  108. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  109. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  110. Tomorrow Night
  111. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Stuck Together, Torn Apart"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  112. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Road to Europe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 9:00 PM Men in Black II
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  114. 10:45 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  115. Saturday, September 5
  116. 1:30 AM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  117. 3:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  118. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  119. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel"
    • TV-PG
  120. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Computer Show"
    • TV-PG
  121. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Dateless Amigo"
    • TV-PG
  122. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  123. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  124. 8:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  125. 10:00 AM Drillbit Taylor
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  126. 12:15 PM Men in Black II
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  127. 2:00 PM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  128. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  129. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  130. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  131. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  132. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  133. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  134. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  135. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  136. Saturday Night
  137. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  138. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  139. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  140. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  141. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  142. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 11:00 PM America's Next Weatherman "Image Is Everything"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. Sunday, September 6
  145. 12:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Image Is Everything"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "A Thing About You"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  147. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Lost Children"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  148. 2:00 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  149. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  150. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Life's a Beach"
    • TV-PG
  151. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Here's Lookin' at You, Kid"
    • TV-PG
  152. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hot off the Grill"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  153. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  154. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  155. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  156. 8:30 AM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  157. 9:00 AM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  158. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  159. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  160. 10:30 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  161. 1:00 PM MLB Baseball "Tampa Bay Rays at New York Yankees"
    • LIVE
  162. 4:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "How They Met"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  163. 4:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Boob Job"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  164. 5:00 PM Catch Me if You Can
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  165. Sunday Night
  166. 8:00 PM Now You See Me
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  167. 10:30 PM Now You See Me
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  168. Monday, September 7
  169. 1:00 AM Catch Me if You Can
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  170. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  171. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics"
    • TV-PG
  172. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Saves the Day"
    • TV-PG
  173. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Dirty Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Bros Before Nodes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  175. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Tooth or Consequences"
    • TV-PG
  176. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Ain't Much, But He's Mine"
    • TV-PG
  177. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Fair Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  178. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperately Seeking Miss October"
    • TV-PG
  179. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "976-SHOE"
    • TV-PG
  180. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Oh, What a Feeling"
    • TV-PG
  181. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Sandwiched Out"
    • TV-PG
  182. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Shear Torture"
    • TV-PG
  183. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Inn Escapable"
    • TV-PG
  184. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Fresh Brood"
    • TV-PG
  185. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  186. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  187. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  188. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  189. 2:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  190. 2:30 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  191. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birthing Video"
    • TV-PG
  192. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  193. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  194. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  195. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  196. 5:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  197. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  198. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  199. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mango"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  200. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Glasses"
    • TV-PG
  201. Monday Night
  202. 8:00 PM Family Guy "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"
    • TV-14  (D)
  203. 8:30 PM Family Guy "North by North Quahog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  204. 9:00 PM American Dad "Blonde Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  205. 9:30 PM American Dad "CIAPOW"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  206. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  207. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Blind Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  208. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  209. Tuesday, September 8
  210. 12:00 AM The Office "The Promotion"
    • TV-PG
  211. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  212. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Cry to Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  213. 2:00 AM Mamma Mia!
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  214. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  215. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "At the Zoo"
    • TV-PG
  216. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Who'll Stop the Rain?"
    • TV-PG
  217. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Audrey Is Dumb"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  218. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Nature Calls"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  219. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  220. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  221. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Rock and Roll Girl"
    • TV-PG
  222. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Taxing Problem"
    • TV-PG
  223. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  224. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  225. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "G'Night, Stalker"
    • TV-PG
  226. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Move Doubt"
    • TV-PG
  227. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Gambling N'Diction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  228. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Apartment Complex"
    • TV-PG
  229. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Hustle 'N' Bros"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  230. 12:30 PM American Dad "Family Affair"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 1:00 PM American Dad "Live and Let Fry"
    • TV-14  (D)
  232. 1:30 PM American Dad "Roy Rogers McFreely"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  233. 2:00 PM American Dad "Jack's Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  234. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1"
    • TV-14  (D)
  235. 3:00 PM New Girl "Menzies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  236. 3:30 PM New Girl "Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Old Yeller Dies"
    • TV-PG
  238. 4:30 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  239. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  240. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  241. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Puffy Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  242. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Sniffing Accountant"
    • TV-PG
  243. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  244. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
    • TV-PG
  245. Tuesday Night
  246. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  247. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Robotic Manipulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  249. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  250. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  251. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  253. Wednesday, September 9
  254. 12:00 AM The Office "Niagara"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  255. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  256. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Walls"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  257. 2:00 AM It's Complicated
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  258. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  259. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "What Goes Around Comes Around"
    • TV-PG
  260. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Shy Dial"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  261. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Cheating"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Raingirl"
    • TV-PG
  263. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Turns 300"
    • TV-PG
  264. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Made a Little Lamb"
    • TV-PG
  265. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony of DeFeet"
    • TV-PG
  266. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG
  267. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al ... With Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  268. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Raygin' Bulls"
    • TV-PG
  269. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Knee Jerk"
    • TV-PG
  270. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Baker's Doesn't"
    • TV-PG
  271. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Present Tense"
    • TV-PG
  272. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Wide World of Cleveland Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  273. 12:30 PM American Dad "Bar Mitzvah Hustle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 1:00 PM American Dad "Wife Insurance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  275. 1:30 PM American Dad "DeLorean Story-An"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  276. 2:00 PM American Dad "Every Which Way But Lose"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  277. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Don't Make Me Over"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  278. 3:00 PM New Girl "Eggs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  279. 3:30 PM New Girl "Bathtub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  280. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS"
    • TV-PG
  281. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  282. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Yeti"
    • TV-PG
  283. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  284. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
    • TV-PG
  285. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  286. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Masseuse"
    • TV-PG
  287. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  288. Wednesday Night
  289. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Desperation Emanation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Irish Pub Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  291. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Apology Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  292. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 21-Second Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  293. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  296. Thursday, September 10
  297. 12:00 AM The Office "Niagara"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  298. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  299. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Baby's a Rock 'N' Roller"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  300. 2:00 AM Going the Distance
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  301. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  302. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  303. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Chair"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  304. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Scavenger Hunt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "We'll Follow the Sun"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  306. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sue Casa, His Casa"
    • TV-PG
  307. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Unnatural"
    • TV-PG
  308. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dance Show"
    • TV-PG
  309. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Bounces Back"
    • TV-PG
  310. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Aliens"
    • TV-PG
  311. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Buggie Nights"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  312. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Sold-Y Locks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  313. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Emotional Rollercoaster"
    • TV-PG
  314. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Four Play"
    • TV-PG
  315. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Here Comes the Bribe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  316. 12:30 PM American Dad "Weiner of Our Discontent"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  317. 1:00 PM American Dad "Daddy Queerest"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  318. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan's Night Out"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  319. 2:00 PM American Dad "In Country... Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  320. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  321. 3:00 PM New Girl "Santa"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  322. 3:30 PM New Girl "Cabin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  324. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler's Work Laugh"
    • TV-PG
  325. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Bag"
    • TV-PG
  326. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  327. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Conversion"
    • TV-PG
  328. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Stall"
    • TV-PG
  329. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Marine Biologist"
    • TV-PG
  330. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  331. Thursday Night
  332. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Brian the Bachelor"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  333. 8:30 PM Family Guy "8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  334. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Breaking Out Is Hard to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  335. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Justice League Recombination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bus Pants Utilization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  337. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Car Displacement"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  339. Friday, September 11
  340. 12:00 AM The Office "Mafia"
    • TV-PG
  341. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  342. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You're Gonna Get It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  343. 2:00 AM Definitely, Maybe
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  344. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  345. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Wabbit Season"
    • TV-PG
  346. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "A Big Bust"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  347. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy"
    • TV-PG
  349. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "One Down, Two to Go"
    • TV-PG
  350. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "And Baby Makes Money"
    • TV-PG
  351. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Who"
    • TV-PG
  352. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Look Who's Barking"
    • TV-PG
  353. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Godfather"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  354. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Man's Castle"
    • TV-PG
  355. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Hartford Wailer"
    • TV-PG
  356. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Acting Out"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  357. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Fight Schlub"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  358. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  359. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  360. 1:00 PM American Dad "Moon Over Isla Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  361. 1:30 PM American Dad "Home Adrone"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  362. 2:00 PM American Dad "Brains, Brains and Automobiles"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  363. 2:30 PM American Dad "Man in the Moonbounce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  364. 3:00 PM New Girl "A Father's Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 3:30 PM New Girl "Pepperwood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  366. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey"
    • TV-PG
  367. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cop"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  368. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  369. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Smokes"
    • TV-PG
  370. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pie"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  371. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Stand-In"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  372. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  373. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Fire"
    • TV-PG
  374. Friday Night
  375. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Model Misbehavior"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  376. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Peter's Got Woods"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  377. 9:00 PM Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  378. 11:00 PM The House Bunny
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  379. Saturday, September 12
  380. 12:45 AM Sleepless in Seattle
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  381. 3:00 AM Just Like Heaven
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  382. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  383. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "All-Nite Security Dude"
    • TV-PG
  384. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers"
    • TV-PG
  385. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  386. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  387. 8:00 AM Just Like Heaven
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  388. 10:00 AM Sleepless in Seattle
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  389. 12:15 PM The House Bunny
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  390. 2:00 PM Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  391. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Can't Flirt"
    • TV-PG
  392. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Ride Along"
    • TV-PG
  393. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ball"
    • TV-PG
  394. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Big Break"
    • TV-PG
  395. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opposite"
    • TV-PG
  396. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Hamptons"
    • TV-PG
  397. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  398. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Postponement"
    • TV-PG
  399. Saturday Night
  400. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thespian Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  401. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Benefactor Factor"
    • TV-14  (D)
  402. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cohabitation Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  403. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Toast Derivation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  404. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Prestidigitation Approximation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  405. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zarnecki Incursion"
    • TV-14  (L)
  406. 11:00 PM America's Next Weatherman "Snownado!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  407. Sunday, September 13
  408. 12:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Snownado!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  409. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "Lonesome Sundown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  410. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Damaged by Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  411. 2:00 AM Life as We Know It
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  412. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  413. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Oldies but Young 'Uns"
    • TV-PG
  414. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Shop Around"
    • TV-PG
  415. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Shop Around"
    • TV-PG
  416. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Maestro"
    • TV-PG
  417. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Wink"
    • TV-PG
  418. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Hot Tub"
    • TV-PG
  419. 8:30 AM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  420. 9:00 AM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  421. 9:30 AM Friends "The One After Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  422. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  423. 10:30 AM Life as We Know It
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  424. 1:00 PM MLB Baseball "Toronto Blue Jays at New York Yankees"
    • LIVE
  425. 4:00 PM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  426. 6:00 PM The Change-Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  427. Sunday Night
  428. 8:00 PM Knocked Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  429. 10:30 PM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  430. Monday, September 14
  431. 12:30 AM Knocked Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  432. 3:00 AM The Change-Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  433. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  434. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Missed Connections"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  435. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "The Five Things"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  436. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?"
    • TV-PG
  437. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Route 666"
    • TV-PG
  438. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Route 666"
    • TV-PG
  439. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck the Stud"
    • TV-PG
  440. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Top of the Heap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  441. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  442. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Major Disturbance"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  443. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Brace Yourself"
    • TV-PG
  444. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Moxie Moron"
    • TV-PG
  445. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Ruff Goin'"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  446. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Brownsized"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  447. 12:30 PM American Dad "Shallow Vows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  448. 1:00 PM American Dad "My Morning Straitjacket"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  449. 1:30 PM American Dad "G-String Circus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  450. 2:00 PM American Dad "Rapture's Delight"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  451. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Petarded"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  452. 3:00 PM New Girl "Cooler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  453. 3:30 PM New Girl "Table 34"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  454. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Denial"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  455. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance"
    • TV-PG
  456. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Porsche"
    • TV-PG
  457. 5:30 PM Friends "The One on the Last Night"
    • TV-PG
  458. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Soup Nazi"