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  1. Yesterday
  2. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  3. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  4. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Optimal Male"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Russell's Father's Son"
    • TV-14  (D)
  6. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Unnatural"
    • TV-PG
  7. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dance Show"
    • TV-PG
  8. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Bounces Back"
    • TV-PG
  9. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Aliens"
    • TV-PG
  10. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Wabbit Season"
    • TV-PG
  11. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy"
    • TV-PG
  12. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Bed Spread"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  13. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Taste Buds"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  14. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Dog Shelter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  15. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "King Pong"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  16. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "To Live and Die in Va."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  17. 12:30 PM American Dad "For Black Eyes Only"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  18. 1:00 PM American Dad "Spelling Bee My Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  19. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Missing Kink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  20. 2:00 PM American Dad "The Boring Identity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  21. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Life of Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  22. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Invitation"
    • TV-PG
  23. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  24. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  25. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  26. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  27. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pie"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  28. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Statue"
    • TV-PG
  29. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  30. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Conversion"
    • TV-PG
  31. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Suicide"
    • TV-PG
  32. Last Night
  33. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pulled Groin Extrapolation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  34. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wiggly Finger Catalyst"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  35. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Russian Rocket Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  36. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Rhinitis Revelation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  37. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Good Guy Fluctuation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Isolation Permutation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  39. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  40. Today
  41. 12:00 AM The Office "Weight Loss Part 1"
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
  42. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  43. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "I Won't Back Down"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  44. 2:00 AM The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • NR
  45. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  46. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  47. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Buyer's Remorse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Pimp My Bride"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "One Down, Two to Go"
    • TV-PG
  50. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "And Baby Makes Money"
    • TV-PG
  51. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Who"
    • TV-PG
  52. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Look Who's Barking"
    • TV-PG
  53. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Godfather"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  54. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Man's Castle"
    • TV-PG
  55. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Dreading Vows"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  56. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Doug Less"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  57. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Doug Less"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  58. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Nocturnal Omission"
    • TV-14  (D)
  59. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Essence of Cleveland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  60. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  61. 1:00 PM American Dad "Lost in Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  62. 1:30 PM American Dad "Da Flippity Flop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  63. 2:00 PM American Dad "Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  64. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Into Harmony's Way"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  65. 3:00 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  66. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  67. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  68. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS"
    • TV-PG
  69. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  70. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Fire"
    • TV-PG
  71. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jimmy"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  72. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Blood"
    • TV-PG
  73. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wallet"
    • TV-PG
  74. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Watch"
    • TV-PG
  75. Tonight
  76. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Christmas Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  77. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Peter Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  78. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Ornithophobia Diffusion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  79. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  80. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Speckerman Recurrence"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Shiny Trinket Maneuver"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  82. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  83. Tomorrow
  84. 12:00 AM The Office "Weight Loss Part 2"
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
  85. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  86. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You Wreck Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  87. 2:00 AM Something Borrowed
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  88. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  89. 5:30 AM The Office "Business Ethics"
    • TV-PG
  90. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Russell's Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Voluntary Commitment"
    • TV-14  (D)
  92. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "All-Nite Security Dude"
    • TV-PG
  93. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers"
    • TV-PG
  94. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Oldies but Young 'Uns"
    • TV-PG
  95. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Shop Around"
    • TV-PG
  96. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Shop Around"
    • TV-PG
  97. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?"
    • TV-PG
  98. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Route 666"
    • TV-PG
  99. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Secret Garden"
    • TV-14  (D)
  100. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Affidavit Justice"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  101. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Houser"
    • TV-PG
  102. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Ship'rect"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Back to Cool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  104. 1:00 PM American Dad "Poltergasm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  105. 1:30 PM American Dad "Buck, Wild"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  106. 2:00 PM American Dad "Crotchwalkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  107. 2:30 PM American Dad "Kung Pao Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  108. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  109. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Yeti"
    • TV-PG
  110. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  111. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where No One Proposes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  112. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  113. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  114. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Butter Shave"
    • TV-PG
  115. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  116. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  117. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  118. Tomorrow Night
  119. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Grimm Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  120. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Brian's a Bad Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  121. 9:00 PM Sherlock Holmes
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  122. 11:30 PM Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  123. Saturday, August 1
  124. 2:00 AM Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  125. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  126. 5:30 AM The Office "Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  127. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Route 666"
    • TV-PG
  128. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck the Stud"
    • TV-PG
  129. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Top of the Heap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  130. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  131. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  132. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "If Al Had a Hammer"
    • TV-PG
  133. 9:00 AM The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • NR
  134. 11:00 AM Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  135. 1:30 PM It's Complicated
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  136. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Emma Cries"
    • TV-PG
  137. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Pediatrician"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  138. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sharks"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  139. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  140. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  141. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup Nazi"
    • TV-PG
  142. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  143. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Phone Message"
    • TV-PG
  144. Saturday Night
  145. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Recombination Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Beta Test Initiation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  147. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Contraction"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  148. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vacation Solution"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  149. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Rothman Disintegration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  150. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Werewolf Transformation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  151. 11:00 PM Clipped "Mo's Ma"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  152. 11:30 PM Cougar Town "A Woman in Love (It's Not Me)"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  153. Sunday, August 2
  154. 12:00 AM Cougar Town "Don't Come Around Here No More"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  155. 12:30 AM Your Highness
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  156. 2:30 AM Year One
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  157. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  158. 5:30 AM The Office "Crime Aid"
    • TV-PG
  159. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  160. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Has a Belly Ache"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  161. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "If I Could See Me Now"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  162. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "God's Shoes"
    • TV-PG
  163. 8:00 AM Year One
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  164. 10:00 AM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  165. 12:00 PM Your Highness
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  166. 2:00 PM MLB Baseball "New York Yankees at Chicago White Sox"
    • LIVE
  167. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Male Nanny"
    • TV-PG
  168. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  169. 6:00 PM Happy Gilmore
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  170. Sunday Night
  171. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Weekend Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  172. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Transporter Malfunction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  173. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hawking Excitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  174. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Stag Convergence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  175. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Launch Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  176. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Countdown Reflection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  177. 11:00 PM Happy Gilmore
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  178. Monday, August 3
  179. 1:00 AM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  180. 3:00 AM Zoolander
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  181. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  182. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Jeff's New Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Dad's Visit"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  185. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  186. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Bundy, Shoe Dick"
    • TV-PG
  187. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "So This Is How Sinatra Felt"
    • TV-PG
  188. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Who Have Nothing"
    • TV-PG
  189. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Mystery of Skull Island"
    • TV-PG
  190. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Eggsit Strategy"
    • TV-PG
  191. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "American Idle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  192. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Santa Claustrophobia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  193. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Thanks, Man"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  194. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Your Show of Shows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  195. 12:30 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  196. 1:00 PM American Dad "Faking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  197. 1:30 PM American Dad "Minstrel Krampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  198. 2:00 PM American Dad "Vision: Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  199. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Mom's the Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  200. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Rats"
    • TV-PG
  201. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Monica Sings"
    • TV-PG
  202. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  203. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  204. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opposite"
    • TV-PG
  205. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Hamptons"
    • TV-PG
  206. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Truth"
    • TV-PG
  207. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Parking Garage"
    • TV-PG
  208. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  209. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Robbery"
    • TV-PG
  210. Monday Night
  211. 8:00 PM Family Guy "3 Acts of God"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  212. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Fresh Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  213. 9:00 PM American Dad "Roy Rogers McFreely"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  214. 9:30 PM American Dad "Jack's Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  215. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  216. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Herpe, the Love Sore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  217. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  218. Tuesday, August 4
  219. 12:00 AM The Office "Employee Transfer"
    • TV-PG
  220. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  221. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Two Gunslingers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  222. 2:00 AM Cliffhanger
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  223. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  224. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  225. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Lyin' King"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Poaching Timmy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  227. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Just Shoe It"
    • TV-PG
  228. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rites of Passage"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  229. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Egg and I"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  230. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Psychic Avengers"
    • TV-PG
  231. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Dinner With Anthrax"
    • TV-PG
  232. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hi, I.Q."
    • TV-PG
  233. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Frigid Heirs"
    • TV-PG
  234. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Switch Sitters"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  235. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Cheap Saks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  236. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Damned Yanky"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  237. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Hot Cocoa Bang Bang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  238. 12:30 PM American Dad "Familyland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  239. 1:00 PM American Dad "Cock of the Sleepwalk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  240. 1:30 PM American Dad "Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  241. 2:00 PM American Dad "I Ain't No Holodeck Boy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  242. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Most Interesting Man in the World"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  243. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  244. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  245. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  246. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  247. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  248. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  249. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  250. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pen"
    • TV-PG
  251. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  252. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  253. Tuesday Night
  254. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Date Night Variable"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Decoupling Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  256. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Higgs Boson Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  257. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Re-Entry Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  258. 10:00 PM Clipped "The Gambler"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Holographic Excitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  260. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  261. Wednesday, August 5
  262. 12:00 AM Clipped "The Gambler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  264. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Here Comes My Girl"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  265. 2:00 AM Daredevil
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  266. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  267. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  268. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Old Timer's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Twice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  270. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Teacher Pets"
    • TV-PG
  271. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Good-bye Girl"
    • TV-PG
  272. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Gas Station Show"
    • TV-PG
  273. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show"
    • TV-PG
  274. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: Wastin' the Company's Money"
    • TV-PG
  275. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: We're Spending as Fast as We Can"
    • TV-PG
  276. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Multiple Plots"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  277. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Trash Talker"
    • TV-PG
  278. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Precedent Nixin'"
    • TV-PG
  279. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Foe: Pa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  280. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "BFFs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  281. 12:30 PM American Dad "Stan Goes on the Pill"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  282. 1:00 PM American Dad "Honey, I'm Homeland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  283. 1:30 PM American Dad "She Swill Survive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  284. 2:00 PM American Dad "Rubberneckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  285. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Baby Got Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  286. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Joke"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  287. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Sister"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  288. 4:00 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  289. 4:30 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  290. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  291. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  292. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  293. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  294. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Implant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  295. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  296. Wednesday Night
  297. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Extract Obliteration"
    • TV-14  (L)
  298. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Habitation Configuration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  299. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 43 Peculiarity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  300. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Parking Spot Escalation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fish Guts Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  302. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Santa Simulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  304. Thursday, August 6
  305. 12:00 AM The Office "Customer Survey"
    • TV-PG
  306. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  307. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Mystery Man"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  308. 2:00 AM Hellboy II: The Golden Army
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  309. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  310. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Magnificent Seven"
    • TV-PG
  311. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Challenge"
    • TV-14  (D)
  312. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Family Style"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  314. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Every Bundy Has a Birthday"
    • TV-PG
  315. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al on the Rocks"
    • TV-PG
  316. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "What I Did for Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Frat Chance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  318. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Chicago Wine Party"
    • TV-PG
  319. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Tank Heaven"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  320. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Altar Ego"
    • TV-PG
  321. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Icky Shuffle"
    • TV-PG
  322. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Awful Bigamy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  323. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Hurricane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  324. 12:30 PM American Dad "Permanent Record Wrecker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  325. 1:00 PM American Dad "News Glance With Genevieve Vavance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  326. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Longest Distance Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  327. 2:00 PM American Dad "A Boy Named Michael"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  328. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Meg Stinks!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  329. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Unagi"
    • TV-PG
  330. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Dates a Student"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  331. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Fridge"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  332. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  333. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  334. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  335. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pool Guy"
    • TV-PG
  336. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Frogger"
    • TV-PG
  337. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Hot Tub"
    • TV-PG
  338. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wig Master"
    • TV-PG
  339. Thursday Night
  340. 8:00 PM Family Guy "He's Bla-ack!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  341. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Chap Stewie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  342. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Egg Salad Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bakersfield Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  344. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper/Kripke Inversion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spoiler Alert Segmentation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  347. Friday, August 7
  348. 12:00 AM The Office "Business Trip"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  349. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  350. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Rhino Skin"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  351. 2:00 AM John Carter
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  352. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  353. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG
  354. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "May Divorce Be With You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "House Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Rock of Ages"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  357. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Death of a Shoe Salesman"
    • TV-PG
  358. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Old College Try"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  360. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Wedding Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  361. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This"
    • TV-PG
  362. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Heels on Wheels"
    • TV-PG
  363. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  364. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Head First"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  365. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Fat City"
    • TV-PG
  366. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Nightmare on Grace Street"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  367. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Skip Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  368. 1:00 PM American Dad "Roger Passes the Bar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  369. 1:30 PM American Dad "Blagsnarst, A Love Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  370. 2:00 PM American Dad "Blonde Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  371. 2:30 PM American Dad "CIAPOW"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  372. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  373. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  374. 4:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  375. 4:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  376. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  377. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  378. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  379. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pitch"
    • TV-PG
  380. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Ticket"
    • TV-PG
  381. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Seven"
    • TV-PG
  382. Friday Night
  383. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Death Has a Shadow"
    • TV-14  (L)
  384. 8:30 PM Family Guy "I Never Met the Dead Man"
    • TV-14
  385. 9:00 PM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  386. 11:00 PM Clipped "The Gambler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 11:30 PM Cougar Town "Scare Easy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  388. Saturday, August 8
  389. 12:00 AM Cougar Town "Stop Dragging My Heart Around"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  390. 12:30 AM Life as We Know It
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  391. 3:00 AM One for the Money
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  392. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  393. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Mr. Empty Pants"
    • TV-PG
  394. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Can't Miss"
    • TV-PG
  395. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy and the Pirates"
    • TV-PG
  396. 7:30 AM Role Models
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  397. 9:30 AM One for the Money
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  398. 11:30 AM Life as We Know It
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  399. 2:00 PM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  400. 4:00 PM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  401. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  402. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  403. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  404. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  405. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Invitations"
    • TV-PG
  406. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Money"
    • TV-PG
  407. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  408. Saturday Night
  409. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tangible Affection Proof"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  410. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monster Isolation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  411. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Contractual Obligation Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  412. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closet Reconfiguration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  413. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tenure Turbulence"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  414. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closure Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  415. 11:00 PM America's Next Weatherman "Into the Storm"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  416. Sunday, August 9
  417. 12:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Into the Storm"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  418. 1:00 AM Knocked Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  419. 3:30 AM The House Bunny
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  420. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Go for the Old"
    • TV-PG
  421. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Un-Alful Entry"
    • TV-PG
  422. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Movie Show"
    • TV-PG
  423. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Till Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  424. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "'Tis Time to Smell the Roses"
    • TV-PG
  425. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Old Insurance Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  426. 8:30 AM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  427. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  428. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  429. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  430. 10:30 AM Definitely, Maybe
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  431. 1:00 PM MLB Baseball
  432. 4:00 PM Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  433. 6:00 PM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  434. Sunday Night
  435. 8:00 PM Knocked Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  436. 10:30 PM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  437. Monday, August 10
  438. 1:00 AM Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  439. 3:00 AM Definitely, Maybe
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  440. 5:30 AM The Office "Frame Toby"
    • TV-PG
  441. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Sex Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  442. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Flirting"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  443. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Wedding Repercussions"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  444. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Proposition"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  445. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?"
    • TV-PG
  446. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hood in the Boyz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  447. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Proud to Be Your Bud"
    • TV-PG
  448. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Luck of the Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  449. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Richie's Song"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  450. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Cello, Goodbye"
    • TV-PG
  451. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Paternal Affairs"
    • TV-PG
  452. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "The Rock"
    • TV-PG
  453. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Yemen Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  454. 12:30 PM American Dad "Scents and Sensei-bility"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)