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  2. 12:30 PM American Dad "Bahama Mama"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  3. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  4. 1:30 PM American Dad "Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  5. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Stewie Goes for a Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  6. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Back to the Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  7. 3:00 PM People of Earth "New Beginnings"
  8. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  9. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  10. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  11. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  12. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  13. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  14. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  15. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  16. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bad Fish Paradigm"
    • TV-14  (D)
  17. Last Night
  18. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Codpiece Topology"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Barbarian Sublimation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  20. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Griffin Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Euclid Alternative"
    • TV-14  (L)
  22. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 10:30 PM Wrecked "Sister Mercy"
    • NEW
  24. 11:00 PM Conan "Alec Baldwin; Al Madrigal; Joe List"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  25. Today
  26. 12:00 AM Wrecked "Sister Mercy"
  27. 12:30 AM Conan "Alec Baldwin; Al Madrigal; Joe List"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  28. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  29. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Temporary Distraction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  31. 3:00 AM This Is Where I Leave You
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  32. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  33. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  34. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "If Al Had a Hammer"
    • TV-PG
  35. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Cheese, Cues and Blood"
    • TV-PG
  36. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  37. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Has a Belly Ache"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  38. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "If I Could See Me Now"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  39. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "God's Shoes"
    • TV-PG
  40. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Veiled Threat"
    • TV-PG
  41. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Double Downer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  42. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Ovary Action"
    • TV-PG
  43. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Food Fight"
    • TV-PG
  44. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Fat and Wet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  45. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Another Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  46. 12:00 PM American Dad "N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  47. 12:30 PM American Dad "Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 1:00 PM American Dad "Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  49. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  50. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  51. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Cool Hand Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  52. 3:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  53. 3:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  54. 4:00 PM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  55. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  56. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  57. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  58. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  59. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Postponement"
    • TV-PG
  60. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Maestro"
    • TV-PG
  61. 7:30 PM People of Earth "New Beginnings"
  62. Tonight
  63. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Panty Piñata Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  64. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lizard-Spock Expansion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  65. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The White Asparagus Triangulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  66. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vartabedian Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  67. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  68. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "July 26, 2017"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  69. 11:00 PM Conan "Charlie Hunnam; Kristen Schaal; ArmComedy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  70. Tomorrow
  71. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Wink"
    • TV-PG
  72. 12:30 AM Conan "Charlie Hunnam; Kristen Schaal; ArmComedy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  73. 1:30 AM The Detour "The Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  74. 2:00 AM The Detour "The Hotel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  75. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Tank"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  76. 3:00 AM The Detour "The Restaurant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  77. 3:30 AM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  78. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  79. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  80. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Bundy, Shoe Dick"
    • TV-PG
  81. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "So This Is How Sinatra Felt"
    • TV-PG
  82. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Who Have Nothing"
    • TV-PG
  83. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Mystery of Skull Island"
    • TV-PG
  84. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Just Shoe It"
    • TV-PG
  85. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rites of Passage"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  86. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Egg and I"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  87. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "My Dinner With Anthrax"
    • TV-PG
  88. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Nights"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  89. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "No Orleans"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  90. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Missing Links"
    • TV-PG
  91. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Hero Worship"
    • TV-PG
  92. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Murray Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  93. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Beer Walk!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  94. 12:00 PM American Dad "Stan-Dan Deliver"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 12:30 PM American Dad "Anchorfran"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  96. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Two Hundred"
    • TV-14  (V)
  97. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Unincludeds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  98. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Grumpy Old Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  99. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Meg and Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  100. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  101. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  102. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  103. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  104. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  105. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  106. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Hot Tub"
    • TV-PG
  107. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Secret Code"
    • TV-PG
  108. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pool Guy"
    • TV-PG
  109. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Sponge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  110. Tomorrow Night
  111. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Gum"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  112. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Rye"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  113. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Algorithm"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Capacitance"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  115. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cushion Saturation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  116. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Terminator Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  117. 11:00 PM Conan "The Cast of Veep; Mastodon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  118. Friday, July 28
  119. 12:00 AM People of Earth "New Beginnings"
  120. 12:30 AM Conan "The Cast of Veep; Mastodon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  121. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Caddy"
    • TV-PG
  122. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Worst Selfie Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  123. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Extra Work"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 3:00 AM She's the Man
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  125. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Psychic Avengers"
    • TV-PG
  126. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hi, I.Q."
    • TV-PG
  127. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Teacher Pets"
    • TV-PG
  128. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Good-bye Girl"
    • TV-PG
  129. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Gas Station Show"
    • TV-PG
  130. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show"
    • TV-PG
  131. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: Wastin' the Company's Money"
    • TV-PG
  132. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: We're Spending as Fast as We Can"
    • TV-PG
  133. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Screwed Driver"
    • TV-PG
  134. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Lush Life"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  135. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Patrons Ain't"
    • TV-PG
  136. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Bun Dummy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  137. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Ain't Nothin' But Mutton Bustin'"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  138. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  139. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Dentist's Wife"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  140. 12:30 PM American Dad "Widow's Pique"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  141. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 1:30 PM American Dad "Daesong Heavy Industries"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  143. 2:00 PM Family Guy "The Blind Side"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  144. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Livin' on a Prayer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  145. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  146. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  147. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  148. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  149. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  150. 5:30 PM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  151. 6:00 PM People of Earth "New Beginnings"
  152. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cadillac"
    • TV-PG
  153. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cadillac"
    • TV-PG
  154. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Seven"
    • TV-PG
  155. Friday Night
  156. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Work Song Nanocluster"
    • TV-14  (D)
  157. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  159. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  160. 10:00 PM ELeague "Valve's Free to Play"
    • NEW
  161. Saturday, July 29
  162. 12:00 AM The Green Hornet
    • PG-13
  163. 2:30 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  164. 4:30 AM The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • NR
  165. 6:30 AM The Time Traveler's Wife
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  166. 8:30 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  167. 10:45 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  168. 12:45 PM Entourage
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  169. 3:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  170. 3:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  171. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  172. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  173. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  174. 5:30 PM People of Earth "New Beginnings"
  175. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Shower Head"
    • TV-PG
  176. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doll"
    • TV-PG
  177. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Friars Club"
    • TV-PG
  178. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wig Master"
    • TV-PG
  179. Saturday Night
  180. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  181. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  182. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  183. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  184. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  185. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  186. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "July 26, 2017"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  187. 11:30 PM Wrecked "Sister Mercy"
  188. Sunday, July 30
  189. 12:00 AM People of Earth "New Beginnings"
  190. 12:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Window of Opportunity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 1:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Soft Opening"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 1:30 AM Entourage
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  193. 3:45 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  194. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Every Bundy Has a Birthday"
    • TV-PG
  195. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al on the Rocks"
    • TV-PG
  196. 7:00 AM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  197. 7:30 AM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  198. 8:00 AM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  199. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  200. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  201. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  202. 10:00 AM Money Talks
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  203. 12:00 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  204. 2:00 PM MLB Baseball "Chicago Cubs at Milwaukee Brewers"
    • LIVE
  205. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Stoned Guy"
    • TV-14
  206. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  207. 6:00 PM Get Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  208. Sunday Night
  209. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  210. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  211. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  212. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  213. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  214. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  215. 11:00 PM Wrecked "Ransom"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  216. 11:30 PM Wrecked "Poison"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  217. Monday, July 31
  218. 12:00 AM Wrecked "Caiman"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  219. 12:30 AM Wrecked "Tony Pepperoni"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  220. 1:00 AM Wrecked "No One Rides for Free"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  221. 1:30 AM Wrecked "Sister Mercy"
  222. 2:00 AM Money Talks
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  223. 4:00 AM Tower Heist
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  224. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "What I Did for Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Frat Chance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  226. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Chicago Wine Party"
    • TV-PG
  227. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG
  228. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  229. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  230. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  231. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  232. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  233. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  234. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  235. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  236. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Like a Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  237. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "A Short Story and a Tall Tale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  238. 1:00 PM American Dad "Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  239. 1:30 PM American Dad "Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  240. 2:00 PM American Dad "Mine Struggle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 2:30 PM American Dad "Garfield and Friends"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  242. 3:00 PM People of Earth "New Beginnings"
  243. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Eat, Spray, Linda"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  244. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Housetrap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  245. 4:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Hawk & Chick"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  246. 5:00 PM Bob's Burgers "The Oeder Games"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  247. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Into Fat Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  248. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Ratings Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  249. 6:30 PM Family Guy "The Old Man and the Big `C'"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  250. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Yug Ylimaf"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  251. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Joe's Revenge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  252. Monday Night
  253. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Lois Comes Out of Her Shell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  254. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Friends Without Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  255. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  256. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Space Cadet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  257. 10:00 PM American Dad "The Bitchin' Race"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  258. 10:30 PM People of Earth "Uneasy Alliance"
    • NEW
  259. 11:00 PM Conan "Will Arnett; Rory Scovel; Luis Fonsi"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  260. Tuesday, August 1
  261. 12:00 AM People of Earth "Uneasy Alliance"
  262. 12:30 AM Conan "Will Arnett; Rory Scovel; Luis Fonsi"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  263. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Calzone"
    • TV-PG
  264. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kickstarter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kitty Kitty Spank Spank"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 3:00 AM The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • NR
  267. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Rock of Ages"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  268. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Death of a Shoe Salesman"
    • TV-PG
  269. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Old College Try"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  271. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Wedding Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  272. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This"
    • TV-PG
  273. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Heels on Wheels"
    • TV-PG
  274. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Mr. Empty Pants"
    • TV-PG
  275. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Shrink Wrap"
    • TV-PG
  276. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Eddie Money"
    • TV-PG
  277. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Two Thirty"
    • TV-PG
  278. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Window Pain"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  279. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Terry Unmarried"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  280. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "The Blue, the Gray and the Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  281. 12:00 PM American Dad "Gifted Me Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 12:30 PM American Dad "Next of Pin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  283. 1:00 PM American Dad "Standard Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  284. 1:30 PM American Dad "Father's Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  285. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  286. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Be Careful What You Fish For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  287. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  288. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  289. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  290. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  291. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Baby on the Bus"
    • TV-PG
  292. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  293. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bottle Deposit"
    • TV-PG
  294. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bottle Deposit"
    • TV-PG
  295. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  296. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  297. Tuesday Night
  298. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  299. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  300. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  301. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  302. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  303. 10:30 PM Wrecked "Cruise-ifornication"
    • NEW
  304. 11:00 PM Conan "Holly Hunter; Natasha Lyonne; Robert Cray & Hi Rhythm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  305. Wednesday, August 2
  306. 12:00 AM Wrecked "Cruise-ifornication"
  307. 12:30 AM Conan "Holly Hunter; Natasha Lyonne; Robert Cray & Hi Rhythm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  308. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Wait Out"
    • TV-PG
  309. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Group Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cronuts"
    • TV-14  (D)
  311. 3:00 AM The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • NR
  312. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Can't Miss"
    • TV-PG
  313. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy and the Pirates"
    • TV-PG
  314. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Go for the Old"
    • TV-PG
  315. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Un-Alful Entry"
    • TV-PG
  316. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Movie Show"
    • TV-PG
  317. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Till Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  318. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "'Tis Time to Smell the Roses"
    • TV-PG
  319. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Old Insurance Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  320. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Arthur, Spooner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  321. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Kirbed Enthusiasm"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  322. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Holy Mackerel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  323. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Jung Frankenstein"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  324. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Way the Cookie Crumbles"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  325. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "To Live and Die in Va."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  326. 12:00 PM American Dad "Fight and Flight"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  327. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 1:00 PM American Dad "Portrait of Francine's Genitals"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  329. 1:30 PM American Dad "Bahama Mama"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  330. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Death Has a Shadow"
    • TV-14  (L)
  331. 2:30 PM Family Guy "I Never Met the Dead Man"
    • TV-14
  332. 3:00 PM People of Earth "Uneasy Alliance"
  333. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  334. 4:00 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  335. 4:30 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  336. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  337. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  338. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Invitations"
    • TV-PG
  339. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Foundation"
    • TV-PG
  340. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Soul Mate"
    • TV-PG
  341. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bizarro Jerry"
    • TV-PG
  342. Wednesday Night
  343. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  345. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Robotic Manipulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  346. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  347. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  348. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  349. 11:00 PM Conan "Elle Fanning; Ally Maki; James Acaster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  350. Thursday, August 3
  351. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Little Kicks"
    • TV-PG
  352. 12:30 AM Conan "Elle Fanning; Ally Maki; James Acaster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  353. 1:30 AM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  354. 2:00 AM The Detour "The Road"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  355. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Drop"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  356. 3:00 AM The Detour "The Track"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  357. 3:30 AM The Detour "The Beach"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  358. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Wedding Repercussions"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  359. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Proposition"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  360. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?"
    • TV-PG
  361. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hood in the Boyz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  362. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Proud to Be Your Bud"
    • TV-PG
  363. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Luck of the Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  364. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Banking on Marcy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  365. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Chicken, No Check"
    • TV-PG
  366. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Take My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG
  367. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Scared Single"
    • TV-PG
  368. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Mammary Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  369. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Business Affairs"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  370. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Flash Photography"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  371. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Flame Resistant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  372. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Essence of Cleveland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  373. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Ship'rect"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  374. 12:00 PM American Dad "Roger's Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  375. 12:30 PM American Dad "Ninety North, Zero West"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  376. 1:00 PM American Dad "Whole Slotta Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  377. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Witches of Langley"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  378. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Chitty Chitty Death Bang"
    • TV-14
  379. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Mind Over Murder"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  380. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Moves Out"
    • TV-PG
  381. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Eddie Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  382. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies"
    • TV-14  (S)
  383. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Eddie Won't Go"
    • TV-PG
  384. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Old Yeller Dies"
    • TV-PG
  385. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Bullies"
    • TV-PG
  386. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Package"
    • TV-PG
  387. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Fatigues"
    • TV-PG
  388. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Checks"
    • TV-PG
  389. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chicken Roaster"
    • TV-PG
  390. Thursday Night
  391. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Abstinence"
    • TV-PG
  392. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Andrea Doria"
    • TV-PG
  393. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Desperation Emanation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 10:00 PM The Guest Book "Story One"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  396. 10:27 PM The Guest Book "Story Two"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  397. 11:00 PM Conan "Will Ferrell; Ha Ha Tonka"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  398. Friday, August 4
  399. 12:00 AM The Guest Book "Story One"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  400. 12:30 AM Conan "Will Ferrell; Ha Ha Tonka"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  401. 1:30 AM The Guest Book "Story Two"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  402. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Piece of Sheet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  403. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Girlfriend Experience"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  404. 3:00 AM The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • NR
  405. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Ma'am"
    • TV-PG
  406. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dancing With Weezie"
    • TV-PG
  407. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Change for a Buck"
    • TV-PG
  408. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Little off the Top"
    • TV-PG
  409. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  410. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sofa So Good"
    • TV-PG
  411. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Honey, I Blew Up Myself"
    • TV-PG
  412. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
    • TV-PG
  413. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Connect Four"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  414. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Mentalo Case"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  415. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Loaner Car"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  416. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Golden Moldy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  417. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Back to Cool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  418. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Your Show of Shows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  419. 12:00 PM American Dad "A Nice Night for a Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  420. 12:30 PM American Dad "Casino Normale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  421. 1:00 PM American Dad "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  422. 1:30 PM American Dad "Threat Levels"
    • TV-14  (D)
  423. 2:00 PM Family Guy "A Hero Sits Next Door"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  424. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Son Also Draws"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  425. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Two Parties"
    • TV-PG
  426. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Chicken Pox"
    • TV-PG
  427. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  428. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy"
    • TV-PG
  429. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where No One's Ready"
    • TV-PG
  430. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Jam"
    • TV-PG
  431. 6:00 PM People of Earth "Uneasy Alliance"
  432. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Little Jerry"
    • TV-PG
  433. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Comeback"
    • TV-PG
  434. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Money"
    • TV-PG
  435. Friday Night
  436. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Irish Pub Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  437. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 21-Second Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  438. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  439. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Justice League Recombination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  440. 10:00 PM ELeague: Road to the International Dota 2 Championships "The Journey Begins"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
  441. 11:00 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  442. Saturday, August 5
  443. 1:15 AM The Nutty Professor
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  444. 3:15 AM Nutty Professor II: The Klumps