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  2. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  3. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  4. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  5. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  6. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  7. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  8. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  9. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  10. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Terry Unmarried"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  11. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "The Blue, the Gray and the Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  12. 1:00 PM American Dad "Return of the Bling"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  13. 1:30 PM American Dad "Cops & Roger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  14. 2:00 PM American Dad "Merlot Down Dirty Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  15. 2:30 PM American Dad "Bully for Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  16. 3:00 PM Bob's Burgers "The Horse Rider-er"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  17. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Secret Admiral-erer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  18. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Glued, Where's My Bob?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  19. 4:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Human Flesh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 5:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Crawl Space"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  21. 5:30 PM Family Guy "I Take Thee, Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  22. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Sibling Rivalry"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  23. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Deep Throats"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  24. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Peterotica"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  25. 7:30 PM Family Guy "You May Now Kiss the ... Uh ... Guy Who Receives"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  26. Last Night
  27. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Petergeist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  28. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Untitled Griffin Family History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Stewie B. Goode"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  30. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Bango Was His Name-O"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  31. 10:00 PM American Dad "An Incident at Owl Creek"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  32. 10:30 PM American Dad "Great Space Roaster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  33. 11:00 PM Conan "Dax Shepard; Michael Pena; Kaitlin Olson; Gary Clark Jr."
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  34. Today
  35. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  36. 12:30 AM Conan "Dax Shepard; Michael Pena; Kaitlin Olson; Gary Clark Jr."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  37. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  38. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  39. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Break-up Scene"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 3:00 AM The Taking of Pelham 123
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  41. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Undergraduate"
    • TV-PG
  42. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "User Friendly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  43. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeless Al"
    • TV-PG
  44. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pump Fiction"
    • TV-PG
  45. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Radio Free Trumaine"
    • TV-PG
  46. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Shoe Room With a View"
    • TV-PG
  47. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  48. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Briard"
    • TV-PG
  49. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Pole Lox"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  50. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Sandwiched Out"
    • TV-PG
  51. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Shear Torture"
    • TV-PG
  52. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Inn Escapable"
    • TV-PG
  53. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Way the Cookie Crumbles"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  54. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "To Live and Die in Va."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  55. 12:00 PM American Dad "100 A.D."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  56. 12:30 PM American Dad "Son of Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  57. 1:00 PM American Dad "Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  58. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan's Food Restaurant"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  59. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  60. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Stewie Loves Lois"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  61. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Proposal"
    • TV-PG
  62. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Proposal"
    • TV-PG
  63. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  64. 4:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  65. 5:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  66. 5:30 PM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  67. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  68. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  69. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  70. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  71. Tonight
  72. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Communication Deterioration"
    • TV-PG
  73. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Graduation Transmission"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  74. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  75. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Commitment Determination"
    • TV-14  (D)
  76. 10:00 PM The Detour "The Heat"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  77. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Matrimonial Momentum"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  78. 11:00 PM Conan "Joe Manganiello; Judy Greer; Joe Pera"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  79. Tomorrow
  80. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Heat"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  81. 12:30 AM Conan "Joe Manganiello; Judy Greer; Joe Pera"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  82. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  83. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And Strokes of Goodwill"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Rich People Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 3:00 AM The Chronicles of Riddick
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  86. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Bleen Was My Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  87. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Weaker Sex"
    • TV-PG
  88. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Flight of the Bumblebee"
    • TV-PG
  89. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Blonde and Blonder"
    • TV-PG
  90. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl II"
    • TV-PG
  91. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bearly Men"
    • TV-PG
  92. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Two That Got Away"
    • TV-PG
  93. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Fresh Brood"
    • TV-PG
  94. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "G'Night, Stalker"
    • TV-PG
  95. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Move Doubt"
    • TV-PG
  96. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Gambling N'Diction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  97. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Essence of Cleveland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  98. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Ship'rect"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  99. 12:00 PM American Dad "White Rice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  100. 12:30 PM American Dad "There Will Be Bad Blood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  101. 1:00 PM American Dad "The People vs. Martin Sugar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  102. 1:30 PM American Dad "For Whom the Sleigh Bells Toll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  103. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Mother Tucker"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  104. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Hell Comes to Quahog"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  106. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  107. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  108. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  109. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  110. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  111. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  112. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  113. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  114. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Implant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  115. Tomorrow Night
  116. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Separation Oscillation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  117. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bachelor Party Corrosion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  118. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 2003 Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  119. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Perspiration Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  120. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Helium Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  121. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "March 29, 2017"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  122. 11:00 PM Conan "Terry Crews; Andy Daly; Strand of Oaks"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  123. Thursday, March 30
  124. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  125. 12:30 AM Conan "Terry Crews; Andy Daly; Strand of Oaks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  126. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  127. 2:00 AM Hulk
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  128. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Can't Believe It's Butter"
    • TV-PG
  129. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Love Conquers Al"
    • TV-PG
  130. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  131. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  132. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Calendar Girl"
    • TV-PG
  133. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  134. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  135. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony and the Extra C"
    • TV-PG
  136. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Apartment Complex"
    • TV-PG
  137. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Raygin' Bulls"
    • TV-PG
  138. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Knee Jerk"
    • TV-PG
  139. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Baker's Doesn't"
    • TV-PG
  140. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Back to Cool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  141. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Your Show of Shows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  142. 12:00 PM American Dad "Fartbreak Hotel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  143. 12:30 PM American Dad "Stanny Boy and Frantastic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  144. 1:00 PM American Dad "A Piñata Named Desire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  145. 1:30 PM American Dad "You Debt Your Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  146. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Saving Private Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  147. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Whistle While Your Wife Works"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  148. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  149. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  150. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  151. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  152. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  153. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  154. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  155. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  156. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  157. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Mango"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  158. Thursday Night
  159. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Glasses"
    • TV-PG
  160. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Puffy Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  161. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spock Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  162. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Mystery Date Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  163. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Platonic Permutation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  164. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Earworm Reverberation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  165. 11:00 PM Conan "Wanda Sykes; Mr. T; Dead Man Winter"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  166. Friday, March 31
  167. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Sniffing Accountant"
    • TV-PG
  168. 12:30 AM Conan "Wanda Sykes; Mr. T; Dead Man Winter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  169. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Bris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  170. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the '90s Horse Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Disappearing Bed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 3:00 AM Punisher: War Zone
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  173. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Turning Japanese"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  174. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Bud Hits the Books"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  175. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes to the Dogs"
    • TV-PG
  176. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Enemies"
    • TV-PG
  177. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bud Hits the Books"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  178. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kiss of the Coffee Woman"
    • TV-PG
  179. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Torch Song Duet"
    • TV-PG
  180. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Joke's on Al"
    • TV-PG
  181. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Present Tense"
    • TV-PG
  182. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Buggie Nights"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  183. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Sold-Y Locks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  184. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Emotional Rollercoaster"
    • TV-PG
  185. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Hot Cocoa Bang Bang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  186. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "BFFs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  187. 12:00 PM American Dad "I Am the Walrus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  188. 12:30 PM American Dad "School Lies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  189. 1:00 PM American Dad "License to Till"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  190. 1:30 PM American Dad "Jenny Fromdabloc"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  191. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Prick Up Your Ears"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  192. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Chick Cancer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  194. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  195. 4:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  196. 4:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  197. 5:00 PM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  198. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  199. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
    • TV-PG
  200. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
    • TV-PG
  201. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  202. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Masseuse"
    • TV-PG
  203. Friday Night
  204. 8:00 PM Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  205. 10:00 PM ELeague "Preview Show"
    • NEW
  206. 11:00 PM Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  207. Saturday, April 1
  208. 1:30 AM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  209. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Twisted"
    • TV-PG
  210. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Children of the Corns"
    • TV-PG
  211. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly's Gotta Habit"
    • TV-PG
  212. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Chevyweight"
    • TV-PG
  213. 6:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "I Love You"
    • TV-PG
  214. 6:30 AM Death at a Funeral
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  215. 8:30 AM Blades of Glory
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  216. 10:30 AM Liar Liar
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  217. 12:30 PM Kicking & Screaming
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  218. 2:30 PM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  219. 4:30 PM The Interview
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  220. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pretty Problem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Hoarder Culture"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. Saturday Night
  223. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Opening Night Excitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  224. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Sales Call Sublimination"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  225. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Empathy Optimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  226. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Meemaw Materialization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  227. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Valentino Submergence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  228. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Positive Negative Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  229. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "March 29, 2017"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  230. 11:30 PM The Detour "The Heat"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  231. Sunday, April 2
  232. 12:00 AM Liar Liar
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  233. 2:00 AM Kicking & Screaming
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  234. 4:00 AM Blades of Glory
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  235. 6:00 AM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  236. 6:30 AM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  237. 7:00 AM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  238. 7:30 AM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  239. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  240. 8:30 AM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  241. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  242. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  243. 10:00 AM Search Party "The Mysterious Disappearance of The Girl No One Knew"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  244. 10:30 AM Search Party "The Woman Who Knew Too Much"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  245. 11:00 AM Search Party "The Night of One Hundred Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 11:30 AM Search Party "The Captive Dinner Guest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 12:00 PM Search Party "The Mystery of the Golden Charm"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  248. 12:30 PM Search Party "The Secret of the Sinister Ceremony"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 1:00 PM Search Party "The Riddle Within the Trash"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  250. 1:30 PM Search Party "The Return of the Forgotten Phantom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  251. 2:00 PM Search Party "Password to the Shadows"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  252. 2:30 PM Search Party "The House of Uncanny Truths"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  253. 3:00 PM Liar Liar
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  254. 5:00 PM Tammy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  255. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Celebration Experimentation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  256. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Application Deterioration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  257. Sunday Night
  258. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Solder Excursion Diversion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  259. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Big Bear Precipitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  260. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Viewing Party Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  261. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fermentation Bifurcation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  262. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Line Substitution Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  263. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Convergence Convergence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  264. 11:00 PM Something Borrowed
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  265. Monday, April 3
  266. 1:30 AM Just Like Heaven
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  267. 3:30 AM 17 Again
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  268. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Chevyweight"
    • TV-PG
  269. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Bundy Thanksgiving"
    • TV-PG
  270. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Juggs Have Left the Building"
    • TV-PG
  271. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "God Rest Ye Merry Bundymen"
    • TV-PG
  272. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Crimes Against Obesity"
    • TV-PG
  273. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  274. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  275. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  276. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  277. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  278. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  279. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  280. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  281. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Hurricane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  282. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Nightmare on Grace Street"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  283. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Scarlett Getter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  284. 1:30 PM American Dad "Gorillas in the Mist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  285. 2:00 PM American Dad "The Worst Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  286. 2:30 PM American Dad "Dr. Klaustus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  287. 3:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Burger War"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  288. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Sacred Cow"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  289. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Hamburger Dinner Theater"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  290. 4:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Sexy Dance Fighting"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  291. 5:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Art Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  293. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Amish Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  294. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Cool Hand Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  295. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Grumpy Old Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  296. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Meg and Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  297. Monday Night
  298. 8:00 PM Family Guy "The Blind Side"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  299. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Livin' on a Prayer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  300. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  301. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Be Careful What You Fish For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  302. 10:00 PM American Dad "The Unbrave One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  303. 10:30 PM American Dad "Old Stan in the Mountain"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  304. 11:00 PM Conan "Jake Gyllenhaal; Ronda Rousey; Robert Glasper Experiment"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  305. Tuesday, April 4
  306. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  307. 12:30 AM Conan "Jake Gyllenhaal; Ronda Rousey; Robert Glasper Experiment"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  308. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Conversion"
    • TV-PG
  309. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Really Petty Cash"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 3:00 AM Arthur
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  312. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Stepford Peg"
    • TV-PG
  313. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Bud on the Side"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  314. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Grime and Punishment"
    • TV-PG
  315. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "TRASH"
    • TV-PG
  316. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  317. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  318. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  319. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Live Nude Peg"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  320. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Acting Out"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  321. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Fight Schlub"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  322. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Major Disturbance"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  323. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Brace Yourself"
    • TV-PG
  324. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Skip Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  325. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Yemen Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  326. 12:00 PM American Dad "Stanny Tendergrass"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  327. 12:30 PM American Dad "Virtual In-Stanity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  328. 1:00 PM American Dad "Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  329. 1:30 PM American Dad "Hot Water"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  330. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Barely Legal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Road to Rupert"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  333. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  334. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  335. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  336. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  337. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  338. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stall"
    • TV-PG
  339. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  340. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Marine Biologist"
    • TV-PG
  341. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pie"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  342. Tuesday Night
  343. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Big Bran Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  345. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fuzzy Boots Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  346. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Luminous Fish Effect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 10:00 PM The Detour "The Job"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  348. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hamburger Postulate"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  349. 11:00 PM Conan "Chris Pratt; Tom Papa; The Naked and Famous"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  350. Wednesday, April 5
  351. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Job"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  352. 12:30 AM Conan "Chris Pratt; Tom Papa; The Naked and Famous"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  353. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Stand-In"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  354. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Reality Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pop-Up Sale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 3:00 AM The Longshots
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  357. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Babe in Toyland"
    • TV-PG
  358. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Birthday Boy Toy"
    • TV-PG
  359. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Damn Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  360. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Lez Be Friends"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  361. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Desperate Half Hour"
    • TV-PG
  362. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "How to Marry a Moron"
    • TV-PG
  363. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Chicago Shoe Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  364. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  365. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Moxie Moron"
    • TV-PG
  366. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Ruff Goin'"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  367. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Mama Cast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  368. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Home Cheapo"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  369. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Sex and the Biddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  370. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Die Semi-Hard"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  371. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Wrestler"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  372. 12:30 PM American Dad "Stan's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  373. 1:00 PM American Dad "Season's Beatings"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  374. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Kidney Stays in the Picture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  375. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Peter's Two Dads"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  376. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  377. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  378. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby on the Bus"
    • TV-PG
  379. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  380. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Russ"
    • TV-PG
  381. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  382. 5:30 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  383. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  384. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  385. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  386. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Fire"
    • TV-PG
  387. Wednesday Night
  388. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Middle Earth Paradigm"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  389. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dumpling Paradox"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Grasshopper Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  391. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  392. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Loobenfeld Decay"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  394. 11:00 PM Conan "Keegan-Michael Key; the cast of People of Earth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  395. Thursday, April 6
  396. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Hamptons"
    • TV-PG
  397. 12:30 AM Conan "Keegan-Michael Key; the cast of People of Earth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  398. 1:30 AM Angie Tribeca "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  399. 2:00 AM Angie Tribeca "The Wedding Planner Did It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  400. 2:30 AM Angie Tribeca "The Famous Ventriloquist Did It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  401. 3:00 AM Angie Tribeca "The Thumb Affair"
    • TV-14  (L)
  402. 3:30 AM Angie Tribeca "Commissioner Bigfish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  403. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Thinergy"
    • TV-PG
  404. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy"
    • TV-PG
  405. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Whose Room Is It Anyway?"
    • TV-PG
  406. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Have You Driven a Ford Lately?"
    • TV-PG
  407. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  408. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... Without Children"
    • TV-PG
  409. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Poker Game"
    • TV-PG
  410. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Sue Got Work"
    • TV-PG
  411. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Loses His Cherry"
    • TV-PG
  412. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Nightmare on Al's Street"
    • TV-PG
  413. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Affair Trade"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  414. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Offensive Fowl"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  415. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Mild Bunch"
    • TV-14
  416. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Manhattan Project"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  417. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Y Tu Jr. Tambien"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  418. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "There Goes El Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  419. 12:00 PM American Dad "Toy Whorey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  420. 12:30 PM American Dad "Ricky Spanish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  421. 1:00 PM American Dad "Love, AD Style"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  422. 1:30 PM American Dad "National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  423. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Airport '07"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  424. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  425. 3:00 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  426. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  427. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  428. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Moves Out"
    • TV-PG
  429. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Eddie Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  430. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies"
    • TV-14  (S)
  431. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opposite"
    • TV-PG
  432. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "Good News, Bad News"
    • TV-PG
  433. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stakeout"
    • TV-PG
  434. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Robbery"
    • TV-PG
  435. Thursday Night
  436. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "Male Unbonding"
    • TV-PG
  437. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Stock Tip"
    • TV-PG
  438. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  439. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jerusalem Duality"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  440. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bat Jar Conjecture"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  441. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  442. 11:00 PM Conan "Diego Luna; Billy Eichner; Pretenders"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  443. Friday, April 7
  444. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  445. 12:30 AM Conan "Diego Luna; Billy Eichner; Pretenders"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  446. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Postponement"
    • TV-PG
  447. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Secret Ingredient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  448. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Upstairs Neighbor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 3:00 AM Tower Heist
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  450. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Where's the Boss?"
    • TV-PG
  451. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Johnny B. Gone"