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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "A Very Special Full Frontal Special"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  3. 11:00 PM Conan "Senator Al Franken; Danielle Brooks; Noah Gardenswartz"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  4. Today
  5. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pop-Up Sale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 12:30 AM Conan "Senator Al Franken; Danielle Brooks; Noah Gardenswartz"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  7. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Damaged by Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  8. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Free Fallin'"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  9. 2:30 AM Eurotrip
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  10. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  11. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Joke's on Al"
    • TV-PG
  12. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Stepford Peg"
    • TV-PG
  13. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Children of the Corns"
    • TV-PG
  14. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Twisted"
    • TV-PG
  15. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Grime and Punishment"
    • TV-PG
  16. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Crimes Against Obesity"
    • TV-PG
  17. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly's Gotta Habit"
    • TV-PG
  18. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Educating Doug"
    • TV-PG
  19. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Supermarket Story"
    • TV-PG
  20. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Fixer Upper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  21. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Crappy Birthday"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  22. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Buried Pleasure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  23. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "The Curious Case of Jr. Working at the Stool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  24. 12:00 PM American Dad "Hot Water"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  25. 12:30 PM American Dad "Hurricane!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  26. 1:00 PM American Dad "A Ward Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  27. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Worst Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  28. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Vestigial Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  29. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Quagmire's Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  30. 3:00 PM New Girl "Menus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 3:30 PM New Girl "Longest Night Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  32. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  33. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  34. 5:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  35. 5:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  36. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stock Tip"
    • TV-PG
  37. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Ex-Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG
  38. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pony Remark"
    • TV-PG
  39. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Busboy"
    • TV-PG
  40. Tonight
  41. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Middle Earth Paradigm"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  42. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dumpling Paradox"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Grasshopper Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  44. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  45. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Loobenfeld Decay"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  47. 11:00 PM Conan "John Krasinski; Judy Greer; Blood Orange"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  48. Tomorrow
  49. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Secret Ingredient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 12:30 AM Conan "John Krasinski; Judy Greer; Blood Orange"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  51. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Something Good Coming"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  52. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Something Good Coming"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  53. 2:30 AM Going the Distance
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  54. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  55. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Chevyweight"
    • TV-PG
  56. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Juggs Have Left the Building"
    • TV-PG
  57. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Chevyweight"
    • TV-PG
  58. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bud on the Side"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  59. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Bundy Thanksgiving"
    • TV-PG
  60. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Live Nude Peg"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  61. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "God Rest Ye Merry Bundymen"
    • TV-PG
  62. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Noel Cowards"
    • TV-PG
  63. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Best Man"
    • TV-PG
  64. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Dog Days"
    • TV-PG
  65. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Hungry Man"
    • TV-PG
  66. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Once Upon a Tyne in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  67. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Brown Knight"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  68. 12:00 PM American Dad "Virtual In-Stanity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  69. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Scarlett Getter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  70. 1:00 PM American Dad "Season's Beatings"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  71. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Unbrave One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  72. 2:00 PM Family Guy "A Fistful of Meg"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  73. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Boopa-dee Bappa-dee"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  74. 3:00 PM New Girl "Thanksgiving III"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 3:30 PM New Girl "Clavado En Un Bar"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  77. 4:30 PM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  78. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  79. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  80. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG
  81. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Jacket"
    • TV-PG
  82. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Restaurant"
    • TV-PG
  83. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Phone Message"
    • TV-PG
  84. Tomorrow Night
  85. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jerusalem Duality"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bat Jar Conjecture"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  88. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pork Chop Indeterminacy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Peanut Reaction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tangerine Factor"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  91. 11:00 PM Conan "Cobie Smulders; Werner Herzog; Lindsey Stirling"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  92. Thursday, August 25
  93. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Upstairs Neighbor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 12:30 AM Conan "Cobie Smulders; Werner Herzog; Lindsey Stirling"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  95. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Ain't Love Strange"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  96. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "A Mind With a Heart of Its Own"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  97. 2:30 AM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  98. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  99. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "TRASH"
    • TV-PG
  100. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Babe in Toyland"
    • TV-PG
  101. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  102. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  103. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  104. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Birthday Boy Toy"
    • TV-PG
  105. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Damn Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  106. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Court Date"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  107. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "S'ain't Valentine's"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  108. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "White Collar"
    • TV-PG
  109. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Rayny Day"
    • TV-PG
  110. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Gone With the Wind"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  111. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Brotherly Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  112. 12:00 PM American Dad "Stanny Tendergrass"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  113. 12:30 PM American Dad "Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  114. 1:00 PM American Dad "Old Stan in the Mountain"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  115. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Wrestler"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  116. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Life of Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  117. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Into Harmony's Way"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  118. 3:00 PM New Girl "Basketsball"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  119. 3:30 PM New Girl "Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  120. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  121. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  122. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  123. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  124. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Apartment"
    • TV-PG
  125. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Stranded"
    • TV-PG
  126. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Statue"
    • TV-PG
  127. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Heart Attack"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  128. Thursday Night
  129. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Blind Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Broken Hearts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bad Fish Paradigm"
    • TV-14  (D)
  132. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Codpiece Topology"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kosher Cupcakes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the One-Night Stands"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 11:00 PM Conan "Jane Lynch; Jeffrey Toobin; Wolf Parade"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  136. Friday, August 26
  137. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 12:30 AM Conan "Jane Lynch; Jeffrey Toobin; Wolf Parade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  139. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Lover's Touch"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  140. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Full Moon Fever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  141. 2:30 AM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  142. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  143. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Chicago Shoe Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  144. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Lez Be Friends"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  145. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperate Half Hour"
    • TV-PG
  146. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "How to Marry a Moron"
    • TV-PG
  147. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  148. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Thinergy"
    • TV-PG
  149. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  150. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy"
    • TV-PG
  151. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Have You Driven a Ford Lately?"
    • TV-PG
  152. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Train Wreck"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  153. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Where's Poppa?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  154. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Time Share"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  155. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Brown History Month"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  156. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland's Angels"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  157. 12:30 PM American Dad "Dr. Klaustus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  158. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  159. 1:30 PM American Dad "Less Money, Mo' Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  160. 2:00 PM American Dad "The Kidney Stays in the Picture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  161. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Christmas Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  162. 3:00 PM New Girl "Prince"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 3:30 PM New Girl "Exes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  164. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  165. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  166. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  167. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  168. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Revenge"
    • TV-PG
  169. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Deal"
    • TV-PG
  170. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  171. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  172. Friday Night
  173. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Drug Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Messy Purse Smackdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Barbarian Sublimation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  176. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Griffin Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Euclid Alternative"
    • TV-14  (L)
  178. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 11:00 PM Last Holiday
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  180. Saturday, August 27
  181. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "A One Story Town"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  182. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Something Big"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  183. 2:00 AM Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  184. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  185. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Chicago Shoe Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  186. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Whose Room Is It Anyway?"
    • TV-PG
  187. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pothole"
    • TV-PG
  188. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The English Patient"
    • TV-PG
  189. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Nap"
    • TV-PG
  190. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Yada Yada"
    • TV-PG
  191. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Millennium"
    • TV-PG
  192. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Muffin Tops"
    • TV-PG
  193. 9:00 AM Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  194. 11:00 AM Last Holiday
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  195. 1:00 PM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  196. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Stoned Guy"
    • TV-14
  197. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  198. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  199. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  200. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hidden Stash"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pearl Necklace"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hold-Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. Saturday Night
  207. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Panty Piñata Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  208. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lizard-Spock Expansion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  209. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The White Asparagus Triangulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  210. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vartabedian Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  211. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  212. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Killer Robot Instability"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Super PACs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  214. 11:30 PM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  215. Sunday, August 28
  216. 1:30 AM Head of State
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  217. 3:30 AM Lottery Ticket
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  218. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Loses His Cherry"
    • TV-PG
  219. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Sue Got Work"
    • TV-PG
  220. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... Without Children"
    • TV-PG
  221. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Poker Game"
    • TV-PG
  222. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  223. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Butter Shave"
    • TV-PG
  224. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  225. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  226. 9:30 AM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  227. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  228. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  229. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  230. 11:30 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  231. 1:30 PM Blended
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  232. 4:00 PM MLB Baseball "Chicago Cubs at Los Angeles Dodgers"
    • NEW
  233. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Capacitance"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  234. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cushion Saturation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  235. Sunday Night
  236. 8:00 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  237. 10:15 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  238. Monday, August 29
  239. 12:30 AM Blended
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  240. 3:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  241. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  242. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Where's the Boss?"
    • TV-PG
  243. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Nightmare on Al's Street"
    • TV-PG
  244. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Johnny B. Gone"
    • TV-PG
  245. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Can Do It"
    • TV-PG
  246. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  247. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  248. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Maybe Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  249. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Art House"
    • TV-PG
  250. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Dugan Groupie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  251. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Lost Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  252. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  253. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Harder, Better, Faster, Browner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  254. 12:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  255. 12:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  256. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  257. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  258. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  259. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  260. 3:00 PM New Girl "Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  261. 3:30 PM New Girl "Sister II"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  262. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  263. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  264. 5:00 PM American Dad "Ricky Spanish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  265. 5:30 PM American Dad "Toy Whorey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  266. 6:00 PM American Dad "Love, AD Style"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  267. 6:30 PM American Dad "Killer Vacation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  268. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Road to the Multiverse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  269. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Family Goy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  270. Monday Night
  271. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Spies Reminiscent of Us"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  272. 8:30 PM American Dad "Can I Be Frank With You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  273. 9:00 PM American Dad "American Stepdad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  274. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Brian's Got a Brand New Bag"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  275. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Hannah Banana"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  276. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Gary Johnson, Pt. 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  277. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  278. Tuesday, August 30
  279. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake War"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  281. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You Can Still Change Your Mind"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  282. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Ways to Be Wicked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  283. 2:30 AM The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • NR
  284. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  285. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "If I Were a Rich Man"
    • TV-PG
  286. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "For Whom the Bell Tolls"
    • TV-PG
  287. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  288. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  289. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Born to Walk"
    • TV-PG
  290. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Alley of the Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  291. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Razor's Edge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  292. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Furious George"
    • TV-PG
  293. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Entertainment Weakly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  294. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Name Dropper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  295. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Off-Track ... Bedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  296. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland Live!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  297. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "How Cleveland Got His Groove Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  298. 12:00 PM American Dad "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  299. 12:30 PM American Dad "Adventures in Hayleysitting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  300. 1:00 PM American Dad "National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  301. 1:30 PM American Dad "Finger Lenting Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  302. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Peter Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  303. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Grimm Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  304. 3:00 PM New Girl "Sister III"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 3:30 PM New Girl "Mars Landing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  307. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  308. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  309. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby on the Bus"
    • TV-PG
  310. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  311. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  312. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  313. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  314. Tuesday Night
  315. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Terminator Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  316. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Work Song Nanocluster"
    • TV-14  (D)
  317. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  319. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vegas Renormalization"
    • TV-14  (D)
  320. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  321. 11:00 PM Conan "Steven Ho; David Cross; Dan Naturman"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  322. Wednesday, August 31
  323. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pre-Approved Credit Card"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 12:30 AM Conan "Steven Ho; David Cross; Dan Naturman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  325. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Money Becomes King"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  326. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Southern Accents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  327. 2:30 AM The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • NR
  328. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  329. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Do You Spell Revenge?"
    • TV-PG
  330. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Earth Angel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  331. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
    • TV-PG
  332. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guys and Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  333. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Build a Better Mousetrap"
    • TV-PG
  334. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Master the Possibilities"
    • TV-PG
  335. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Loves Al, ``Yeah, Yeah, Yeah''"
    • TV-PG
  336. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Awed Couple"
    • TV-PG
  337. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Silent Mite"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  338. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Cologne Ranger"
    • TV-PG
  339. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Domestic Disturbance"
    • TV-PG
  340. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "It's the Great Pancake, Cleveland Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  341. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Little Man on Campus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  342. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  343. 12:30 PM American Dad "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  344. 1:00 PM American Dad "Max Jets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  345. 1:30 PM American Dad "Naked to the Limit, One More Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  346. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Brian's a Bad Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  347. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Mom's the Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  348. 3:00 PM New Girl "Fired Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 3:30 PM New Girl "Big News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  351. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  352. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  353. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  354. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  355. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  356. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  357. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  358. Wednesday Night
  359. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  360. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  361. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  362. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  363. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  364. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  365. 11:00 PM Conan "Jeff Ross"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  366. Thursday, September 1
  367. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And The Candy Manwich"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 12:30 AM Conan "Jeff Ross"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  369. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Down South"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  370. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Square One"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  371. 2:30 AM The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • NR
  372. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  373. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Great Escape"
    • TV-PG
  374. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Impo-Dent"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  375. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Just Married ... With Children"
    • TV-PG
  376. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Father Lode"
    • TV-PG
  377. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "All in the Family"
    • TV-PG
  378. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Camping Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  379. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Thought He Could"
    • TV-PG
  380. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Pour Judgment"
    • TV-PG
  381. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Gym Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  382. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Gorilla Warfare"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  383. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Hi, School"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  384. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Fat and Wet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  385. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Another Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  386. 12:00 PM American Dad "For Black Eyes Only"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  387. 12:30 PM American Dad "Spelling Bee My Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  388. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Missing Kink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  389. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Boring Identity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  390. 2:00 PM Family Guy "3 Acts of God"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  391. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Fresh Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  392. 3:00 PM New Girl "Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 3:30 PM New Girl "Cruise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  395. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  396. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  397. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  398. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Beard"
    • TV-PG
  399. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doorman"
    • TV-PG
  400. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jimmy"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  401. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doodle"
    • TV-PG
  402. Thursday Night
  403. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Three Boys With Wood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  404. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Egg Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  405. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  406. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  407. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the New Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  408. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Opening"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  409. 11:00 PM Conan "Bob Odenkirk; Flula Borg; Joseph"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  410. Friday, September 2
  411. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Silent Partner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  412. 12:30 AM Conan "Bob Odenkirk; Flula Borg; Joseph"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  413. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "My Life"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  414. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Your World"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  415. 2:30 AM Step Up 2 the Streets
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  416. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  417. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "I'm Going to Sweatland"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  418. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poke High"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  419. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Dump of My Own"
    • TV-PG
  420. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Her Cups Runneth Over"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  421. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Bald and Beautiful"
    • TV-PG
  422. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'll See You in Court"
    • TV-PG
  423. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Gypsy Cried"
    • TV-PG
  424. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Barber"
    • TV-PG
  425. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Eatin' Out"
    • TV-PG
  426. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Deconstructing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  427. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Van, Go"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  428. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Black List"
    • TV-PG
  429. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Murray Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  430. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Beer Walk!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  431. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  432. 1:00 PM American Dad "Lost in Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  433. 1:30 PM American Dad "Da Flippity Flop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  434. 2:00 PM American Dad "Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  435. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  436. 3:00 PM New Girl "The Last Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  437. 3:30 PM New Girl "Dice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  438. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  439. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  440. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Russ"
    • TV-PG
  441. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  442. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fusilli Jerry"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  443. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Diplomats Club"
    • TV-PG
  444. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Understudy"
    • TV-PG
  445. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Face Painter"
    • TV-PG
  446. Friday Night
  447. 8:00 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  448. 10:00 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  449. Saturday, September 3
  450. 12:00 AM Cougar Town "It'll All Work Out"