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  1. Yesterday
  2. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Maestro"
    • TV-PG
  3. 7:30 PM People of Earth "New Beginnings"
  4. Last Night
  5. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Panty Piñata Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  6. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lizard-Spock Expansion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  7. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The White Asparagus Triangulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  8. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vartabedian Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  9. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  10. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "July 26, 2017"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  11. 11:00 PM Conan "Charlie Hunnam; Kristen Schaal; ArmComedy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  12. Today
  13. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Wink"
    • TV-PG
  14. 12:30 AM Conan "Charlie Hunnam; Kristen Schaal; ArmComedy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  15. 1:30 AM The Detour "The Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  16. 2:00 AM The Detour "The Hotel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  17. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Tank"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  18. 3:00 AM The Detour "The Restaurant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  19. 3:30 AM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  20. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  21. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  22. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Bundy, Shoe Dick"
    • TV-PG
  23. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "So This Is How Sinatra Felt"
    • TV-PG
  24. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Who Have Nothing"
    • TV-PG
  25. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Mystery of Skull Island"
    • TV-PG
  26. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Just Shoe It"
    • TV-PG
  27. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rites of Passage"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  28. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Egg and I"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  29. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "My Dinner With Anthrax"
    • TV-PG
  30. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Nights"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  31. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "No Orleans"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  32. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Missing Links"
    • TV-PG
  33. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Hero Worship"
    • TV-PG
  34. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Murray Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  35. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Beer Walk!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  36. 12:00 PM American Dad "Stan-Dan Deliver"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 12:30 PM American Dad "Anchorfran"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  38. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Two Hundred"
    • TV-14  (V)
  39. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Unincludeds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  40. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Grumpy Old Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  41. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Meg and Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  42. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  43. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  44. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  45. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  46. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  47. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  48. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Hot Tub"
    • TV-PG
  49. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Secret Code"
    • TV-PG
  50. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pool Guy"
    • TV-PG
  51. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Sponge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  52. Tonight
  53. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Gum"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  54. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Rye"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  55. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Algorithm"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Capacitance"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  57. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cushion Saturation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  58. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Terminator Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  59. 11:00 PM Conan "The Cast of Veep; Mastodon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  60. Tomorrow
  61. 12:00 AM People of Earth "New Beginnings"
  62. 12:30 AM Conan "The Cast of Veep; Mastodon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  63. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Caddy"
    • TV-PG
  64. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Worst Selfie Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  65. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Extra Work"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 3:00 AM She's the Man
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  67. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Psychic Avengers"
    • TV-PG
  68. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hi, I.Q."
    • TV-PG
  69. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Teacher Pets"
    • TV-PG
  70. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Good-bye Girl"
    • TV-PG
  71. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Gas Station Show"
    • TV-PG
  72. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show"
    • TV-PG
  73. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: Wastin' the Company's Money"
    • TV-PG
  74. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: We're Spending as Fast as We Can"
    • TV-PG
  75. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Screwed Driver"
    • TV-PG
  76. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Lush Life"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  77. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Patrons Ain't"
    • TV-PG
  78. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Bun Dummy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  79. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Ain't Nothin' But Mutton Bustin'"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  80. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  81. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Dentist's Wife"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  82. 12:30 PM American Dad "Widow's Pique"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  83. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 1:30 PM American Dad "Daesong Heavy Industries"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  85. 2:00 PM Family Guy "The Blind Side"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  86. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Livin' on a Prayer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  87. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  88. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  89. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  90. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  91. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  92. 5:30 PM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  93. 6:00 PM People of Earth "New Beginnings"
  94. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cadillac"
    • TV-PG
  95. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cadillac"
    • TV-PG
  96. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Seven"
    • TV-PG
  97. Tomorrow Night
  98. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Work Song Nanocluster"
    • TV-14  (D)
  99. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  101. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  102. 10:00 PM ELeague "Valve's Free to Play"
    • NEW
  103. Saturday, July 29
  104. 12:00 AM The Green Hornet
    • PG-13
  105. 2:30 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  106. 4:30 AM The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • NR
  107. 6:30 AM The Time Traveler's Wife
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  108. 8:30 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  109. 10:45 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  110. 12:45 PM Entourage
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  111. 3:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  112. 3:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  113. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  114. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  115. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  116. 5:30 PM People of Earth "New Beginnings"
  117. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Shower Head"
    • TV-PG
  118. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doll"
    • TV-PG
  119. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Friars Club"
    • TV-PG
  120. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wig Master"
    • TV-PG
  121. Saturday Night
  122. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  123. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  124. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  125. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  126. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  127. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  128. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "July 26, 2017"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  129. 11:30 PM Wrecked "Sister Mercy"
  130. Sunday, July 30
  131. 12:00 AM People of Earth "New Beginnings"
  132. 12:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Window of Opportunity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 1:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Soft Opening"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 1:30 AM Entourage
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  135. 3:45 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  136. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Every Bundy Has a Birthday"
    • TV-PG
  137. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al on the Rocks"
    • TV-PG
  138. 7:00 AM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  139. 7:30 AM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  140. 8:00 AM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  141. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  142. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  143. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  144. 10:00 AM Money Talks
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  145. 12:00 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  146. 2:00 PM MLB Baseball "Chicago Cubs at Milwaukee Brewers"
    • LIVE
  147. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Stoned Guy"
    • TV-14
  148. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  149. 6:00 PM Get Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  150. Sunday Night
  151. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  152. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  153. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  154. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  155. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  156. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  157. 11:00 PM Wrecked "Ransom"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  158. 11:30 PM Wrecked "Poison"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  159. Monday, July 31
  160. 12:00 AM Wrecked "Caiman"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  161. 12:30 AM Wrecked "Tony Pepperoni"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  162. 1:00 AM Wrecked "No One Rides for Free"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  163. 1:30 AM Wrecked "Sister Mercy"
  164. 2:00 AM Money Talks
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  165. 4:00 AM Tower Heist
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  166. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "What I Did for Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Frat Chance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  168. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Chicago Wine Party"
    • TV-PG
  169. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG
  170. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  171. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  172. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  173. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  174. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  175. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  176. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  177. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  178. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Like a Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  179. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "A Short Story and a Tall Tale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  180. 1:00 PM American Dad "Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  181. 1:30 PM American Dad "Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  182. 2:00 PM American Dad "Mine Struggle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 2:30 PM American Dad "Garfield and Friends"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  184. 3:00 PM People of Earth "New Beginnings"
  185. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Eat, Spray, Linda"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  186. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Housetrap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  187. 4:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Hawk & Chick"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  188. 5:00 PM Bob's Burgers "The Oeder Games"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  189. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Into Fat Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  190. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Ratings Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  191. 6:30 PM Family Guy "The Old Man and the Big `C'"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  192. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Yug Ylimaf"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  193. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Joe's Revenge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  194. Monday Night
  195. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Lois Comes Out of Her Shell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  196. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Friends Without Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  197. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  198. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Space Cadet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  199. 10:00 PM American Dad "The Bitchin' Race"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  200. 10:30 PM People of Earth "Uneasy Alliance"
    • NEW
  201. 11:00 PM Conan "Will Arnett; Rory Scovel; Luis Fonsi"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  202. Tuesday, August 1
  203. 12:00 AM People of Earth "Uneasy Alliance"
  204. 12:30 AM Conan "Will Arnett; Rory Scovel; Luis Fonsi"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  205. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Calzone"
    • TV-PG
  206. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kickstarter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kitty Kitty Spank Spank"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 3:00 AM The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • NR
  209. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Rock of Ages"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  210. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Death of a Shoe Salesman"
    • TV-PG
  211. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Old College Try"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  213. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Wedding Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  214. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This"
    • TV-PG
  215. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Heels on Wheels"
    • TV-PG
  216. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Mr. Empty Pants"
    • TV-PG
  217. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Shrink Wrap"
    • TV-PG
  218. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Eddie Money"
    • TV-PG
  219. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Two Thirty"
    • TV-PG
  220. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Window Pain"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  221. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Terry Unmarried"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  222. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "The Blue, the Gray and the Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  223. 12:00 PM American Dad "Gifted Me Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 12:30 PM American Dad "Next of Pin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  225. 1:00 PM American Dad "Standard Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  226. 1:30 PM American Dad "Father's Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  227. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  228. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Be Careful What You Fish For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  229. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  230. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  231. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  232. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  233. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Baby on the Bus"
    • TV-PG
  234. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  235. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bottle Deposit"
    • TV-PG
  236. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bottle Deposit"
    • TV-PG
  237. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  238. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  239. Tuesday Night
  240. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  241. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  242. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  243. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  244. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  245. 10:30 PM Wrecked "Cruise-ifornication"
    • NEW
  246. 11:00 PM Conan "Holly Hunter; Natasha Lyonne; Robert Cray & Hi Rhythm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  247. Wednesday, August 2
  248. 12:00 AM Wrecked "Cruise-ifornication"
  249. 12:30 AM Conan "Holly Hunter; Natasha Lyonne; Robert Cray & Hi Rhythm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  250. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Wait Out"
    • TV-PG
  251. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Group Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cronuts"
    • TV-14  (D)
  253. 3:00 AM The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • NR
  254. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Can't Miss"
    • TV-PG
  255. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy and the Pirates"
    • TV-PG
  256. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Go for the Old"
    • TV-PG
  257. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Un-Alful Entry"
    • TV-PG
  258. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Movie Show"
    • TV-PG
  259. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Till Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  260. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "'Tis Time to Smell the Roses"
    • TV-PG
  261. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Old Insurance Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  262. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Arthur, Spooner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  263. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Kirbed Enthusiasm"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  264. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Holy Mackerel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  265. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Jung Frankenstein"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  266. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Way the Cookie Crumbles"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  267. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "To Live and Die in Va."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  268. 12:00 PM American Dad "Fight and Flight"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  269. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 1:00 PM American Dad "Portrait of Francine's Genitals"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  271. 1:30 PM American Dad "Bahama Mama"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  272. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Death Has a Shadow"
    • TV-14  (L)
  273. 2:30 PM Family Guy "I Never Met the Dead Man"
    • TV-14
  274. 3:00 PM People of Earth "Uneasy Alliance"
  275. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  276. 4:00 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  277. 4:30 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  278. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  279. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  280. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Invitations"
    • TV-PG
  281. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Foundation"
    • TV-PG
  282. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Soul Mate"
    • TV-PG
  283. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bizarro Jerry"
    • TV-PG
  284. Wednesday Night
  285. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  287. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Robotic Manipulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  288. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  289. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  290. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  291. 11:00 PM Conan "Elle Fanning; Ally Maki; James Acaster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  292. Thursday, August 3
  293. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Little Kicks"
    • TV-PG
  294. 12:30 AM Conan "Elle Fanning; Ally Maki; James Acaster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  295. 1:30 AM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  296. 2:00 AM The Detour "The Road"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  297. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Drop"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  298. 3:00 AM The Detour "The Track"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  299. 3:30 AM The Detour "The Beach"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  300. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Wedding Repercussions"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  301. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Proposition"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  302. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?"
    • TV-PG
  303. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hood in the Boyz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  304. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Proud to Be Your Bud"
    • TV-PG
  305. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Luck of the Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  306. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Banking on Marcy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  307. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Chicken, No Check"
    • TV-PG
  308. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Take My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG
  309. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Scared Single"
    • TV-PG
  310. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Mammary Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  311. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Business Affairs"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  312. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Flash Photography"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  313. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Flame Resistant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  314. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Essence of Cleveland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  315. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Ship'rect"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  316. 12:00 PM American Dad "Roger's Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  317. 12:30 PM American Dad "Ninety North, Zero West"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  318. 1:00 PM American Dad "Whole Slotta Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  319. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Witches of Langley"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  320. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Chitty Chitty Death Bang"
    • TV-14
  321. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Mind Over Murder"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  322. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Moves Out"
    • TV-PG
  323. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Eddie Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  324. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies"
    • TV-14  (S)
  325. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Eddie Won't Go"
    • TV-PG
  326. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Old Yeller Dies"
    • TV-PG
  327. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Bullies"
    • TV-PG
  328. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Package"
    • TV-PG
  329. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Fatigues"
    • TV-PG
  330. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Checks"
    • TV-PG
  331. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chicken Roaster"
    • TV-PG
  332. Thursday Night
  333. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Abstinence"
    • TV-PG
  334. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Andrea Doria"
    • TV-PG
  335. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Desperation Emanation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 10:00 PM The Guest Book "Story One"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  338. 10:27 PM The Guest Book "Story Two"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  339. 11:00 PM Conan "Will Ferrell; Ha Ha Tonka"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  340. Friday, August 4
  341. 12:00 AM The Guest Book "Story One"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  342. 12:30 AM Conan "Will Ferrell; Ha Ha Tonka"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  343. 1:30 AM The Guest Book "Story Two"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  344. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Piece of Sheet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Girlfriend Experience"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  346. 3:00 AM The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • NR
  347. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Ma'am"
    • TV-PG
  348. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dancing With Weezie"
    • TV-PG
  349. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Change for a Buck"
    • TV-PG
  350. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Little off the Top"
    • TV-PG
  351. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  352. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sofa So Good"
    • TV-PG
  353. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Honey, I Blew Up Myself"
    • TV-PG
  354. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
    • TV-PG
  355. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Connect Four"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  356. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Mentalo Case"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  357. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Loaner Car"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  358. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Golden Moldy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  359. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Back to Cool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  360. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Your Show of Shows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  361. 12:00 PM American Dad "A Nice Night for a Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  362. 12:30 PM American Dad "Casino Normale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  363. 1:00 PM American Dad "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  364. 1:30 PM American Dad "Threat Levels"
    • TV-14  (D)
  365. 2:00 PM Family Guy "A Hero Sits Next Door"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  366. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Son Also Draws"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  367. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Two Parties"
    • TV-PG
  368. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Chicken Pox"
    • TV-PG
  369. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  370. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy"
    • TV-PG
  371. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where No One's Ready"
    • TV-PG
  372. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Jam"
    • TV-PG
  373. 6:00 PM People of Earth "Uneasy Alliance"
  374. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Little Jerry"
    • TV-PG
  375. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Comeback"
    • TV-PG
  376. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Money"
    • TV-PG
  377. Friday Night
  378. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Irish Pub Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  379. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 21-Second Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  380. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Justice League Recombination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 10:00 PM ELeague: Road to the International Dota 2 Championships "The Journey Begins"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
  383. 11:00 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  384. Saturday, August 5
  385. 1:15 AM The Nutty Professor
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  386. 3:15 AM Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  387. 5:15 AM TBS Network Preview
  388. 5:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "How They Met"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  389. 6:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Boob Job"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  390. 6:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "You Bet"
    • TV-PG
  391. 7:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Can Opener"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  392. 7:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Sex Talk"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  393. 8:00 AM She's the Man
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  394. 10:00 AM The Nutty Professor
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  395. 12:00 PM Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  396. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel"
    • TV-PG
  397. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With Frank Jr."
    • TV-PG
  398. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Flashback"
    • TV-PG
  399. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Race Car Bed"
    • TV-PG
  400. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Giant Poking Device"
    • TV-PG
  401. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"
    • TV-14
  402. 5:00 PM The Guest Book "Story One"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  403. 5:30 PM The Guest Book "Story Two"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  404. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Van Buren Boys"
    • TV-PG
  405. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Susie"
    • TV-PG
  406. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pothole"
    • TV-PG
  407. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The English Patient"
    • TV-PG
  408. Saturday Night
  409. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thespian Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  410. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Benefactor Factor"
    • TV-14  (D)
  411. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cohabitation Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  412. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Toast Derivation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  413. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Prestidigitation Approximation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  414. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zarnecki Incursion"
    • TV-14  (L)
  415. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  416. 11:30 PM Wrecked "Cruise-ifornication"
  417. Sunday, August 6
  418. 12:00 AM People of Earth "Uneasy Alliance"
  419. 12:30 AM The Guest Book "Story One"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  420. 12:57 AM The Guest Book "Story Two"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  421. 1:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the It Hole"
    • TV-14  (L)
  422. 2:00 AM The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • NR
  423. 4:00 AM She's the Man
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  424. 6:00 AM Friends "The One With All the Jealousy"
    • TV-PG
  425. 6:30 AM Friends "The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends"
    • TV-14  (S)
  426. 7:00 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner"
    • TV-PG
  427. 7:30 AM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG
  428. 8:00 AM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG
  429. 8:30 AM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
    • TV-PG
  430. 9:00 AM Shanghai Noon
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  431. 11:00 AM Batman Begins
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  432. 2:00 PM MLB Baseball "Washington Nationals at Chicago Cubs"
    • LIVE
  433. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  434. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  435. 6:00 PM Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  436. Sunday Night
  437. 8:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  438. 11:00 PM The Guest Book "Story One"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  439. 11:30 PM The Guest Book "Story Two"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  440. Monday, August 7
  441. 12:00 AM People of Earth "Uneasy Alliance"
  442. 12:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pastry Porn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  443. 1:00 AM Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  444. 4:00 AM Shanghai Noon
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  445. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
  446. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  447. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"
    • TV-PG
  448. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ride Scare"
    • TV-PG
  449. 8:00 AM