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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Blue Harvest, Parts 1 and 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  3. 3:00 PM New Girl "Oregon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 3:30 PM New Girl "Spiderhunt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Emma Cries"
    • TV-PG
  6. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Pediatrician"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  7. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sharks"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  8. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  9. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pitch"
    • TV-PG
  10. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Ticket"
    • TV-PG
  11. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wallet"
    • TV-PG
  12. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Watch"
    • TV-PG
  13. Last Night
  14. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Workplace Proximity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  15. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Romance Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  16. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  17. 9:30 PM America's Greatest Makers "Make or Break Round 3"
    • NEW
  18. 10:00 PM Separation Anxiety "Derrick & Jhinezka"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  19. 11:00 PM Conan "Weird Al Yankovic; Kate Micucci; Myq Kaplan"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  20. Today
  21. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 12:30 AM Conan "Weird Al Yankovic; Kate Micucci; Myq Kaplan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  23. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "This Old Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  24. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "The Criminal Kind"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 2:30 AM Think Like a Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  26. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  27. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Dinner With Anthrax"
    • TV-PG
  28. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hi, I.Q."
    • TV-PG
  29. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Teacher Pets"
    • TV-PG
  30. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Good-bye Girl"
    • TV-PG
  31. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Gas Station Show"
    • TV-PG
  32. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show"
    • TV-PG
  33. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "I, Candy"
    • TV-PG
  34. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Sparing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  35. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Net Prophets"
    • TV-PG
  36. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Block Buster"
    • TV-PG
  37. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Terry Unmarried"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  38. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "The Blue, the Gray and the Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  39. 12:00 PM American Dad "Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  40. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  41. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan-Dan Deliver"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 1:30 PM American Dad "Anchorfran"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  43. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Episode VI: It's a Trap"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  44. 3:00 PM New Girl "Walk of Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  45. 3:30 PM New Girl "The Right Thing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Male Nanny"
    • TV-PG
  47. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  48. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Phone Number"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  49. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  50. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
    • TV-PG
  51. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  52. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  53. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  54. Tonight
  55. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Itchy Brain Simulation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  56. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thanksgiving Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  57. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Discovery Dissipation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  58. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper Extraction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  59. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hesitation Ramification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  60. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Occupation Recalibration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  61. 11:00 PM Conan "Rob Riggle; Moshe Kasher; The Heavy"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  62. Tomorrow
  63. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Drug Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 12:30 AM Conan "Rob Riggle; Moshe Kasher; The Heavy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  65. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Don't Fade on Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Have Love Will Travel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 2:30 AM Definitely, Maybe
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  68. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  69. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: Wastin' the Company's Money"
    • TV-PG
  70. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: We're Spending as Fast as We Can"
    • TV-PG
  71. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Magnificent Seven"
    • TV-PG
  72. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  73. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Every Bundy Has a Birthday"
    • TV-PG
  74. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al on the Rocks"
    • TV-PG
  75. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Frozen Pop"
    • TV-PG
  76. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Party Favor"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  77. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Fair Game"
    • TV-PG
  78. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "The Shmenkmans"
    • TV-PG
  79. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Way the Cookie Crumbles"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  80. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "To Live and Die in Va."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  81. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Two Hundred"
    • TV-14  (V)
  82. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Unincludeds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  83. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Dentist's Wife"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  84. 1:30 PM American Dad "Widow's Pique"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  85. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Movin' Out (Brian's Song)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  86. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  87. 3:00 PM New Girl "Par 5"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  88. 3:30 PM New Girl "Panty Gate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  89. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Rats"
    • TV-PG
  90. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Monica Sings"
    • TV-PG
  91. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  92. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  93. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  94. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  95. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  96. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  97. Tomorrow Night
  98. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Messy Purse Smackdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Convention Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  101. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotive Manipulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  102. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 11:00 PM Conan "Louis C.K.; Mary Elizabeth Ellis; Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  105. Friday, May 6
  106. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hidden Stash"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 12:30 AM Conan "Louis C.K.; Mary Elizabeth Ellis; Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  108. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "All or Nothin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  109. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Like a Diamond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 2:30 AM Splash
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG
  111. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  112. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "What I Did for Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Frat Chance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  114. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Chicago Wine Party"
    • TV-PG
  115. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG
  116. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rock of Ages"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  117. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Death of a Shoe Salesman"
    • TV-PG
  118. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Old College Try"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  120. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Meet By-Product"
    • TV-14  (D)
  121. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Wild Cards"
    • TV-PG
  122. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Surprise Artie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  123. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Essence of Cleveland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  124. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Ship'rect"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  125. 12:00 PM American Dad "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  126. 12:30 PM American Dad "Threat Levels"
    • TV-14  (D)
  127. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan Knows Best"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  128. 1:30 PM American Dad "Francine's Flashback"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  129. 2:00 PM American Dad "Roger Codger"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Stewie Kills Lois"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  131. 3:00 PM New Girl "Clean Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. 3:30 PM New Girl "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  133. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  134. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  135. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  136. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  137. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  138. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  139. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  140. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Implant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  141. Friday Night
  142. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pearl Necklace"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hold-Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 9:00 PM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  145. 11:45 PM Separation Anxiety "Derrick & Jhinezka"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  146. Saturday, May 7
  147. 12:45 AM Cougar Town "Depending on You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 1:15 AM Cougar Town "The Trip to Pirate's Cove"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 1:45 AM Ocean's Twelve
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  150. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  151. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Wedding Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  152. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  153. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  154. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  155. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  156. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  157. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Mango"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  158. 9:00 AM I Love You, Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  159. 11:00 AM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  160. 1:00 PM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  161. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  162. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  163. 4:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  164. 4:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  165. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake War"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pre-Approved Credit Card"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And The Candy Manwich"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Three Boys With Wood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  169. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Table Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  170. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  171. Saturday Night
  172. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Mommy Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  173. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Indecision Amalgamation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  174. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Relationship Diremption"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  175. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anything Can Happen Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  176. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  177. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Dissolution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  178. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Bernie Voters"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  179. 11:30 PM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  180. Sunday, May 8
  181. 12:00 AM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  182. 2:00 AM I Love You, Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  183. 4:00 AM The Bank Job
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  184. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Glasses"
    • TV-PG
  185. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Puffy Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  186. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Sniffing Accountant"
    • TV-PG
  187. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Bris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  188. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  189. 8:30 AM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  190. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  191. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  192. 10:00 AM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  193. 12:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  194. 2:00 PM College Volleyball "NCAA Beach Volleyball Tournament, Final: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  195. 4:00 PM Twister
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  196. 6:15 PM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  197. Sunday Night
  198. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Status Quo Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  199. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotion Interruption"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  200. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Junior Professor Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  201. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The First Pitch Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  202. 11:00 PM The Detour "The Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  203. 11:30 PM The Detour "The Hotel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  204. Monday, May 9
  205. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Tank"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  206. 12:30 AM The Detour "The Restaurant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  207. 1:00 AM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  208. 1:30 AM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  209. 3:30 AM Twister
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  210. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This"
    • TV-PG
  211. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Heels on Wheels"
    • TV-PG
  212. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Mr. Empty Pants"
    • TV-PG
  213. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Can't Miss"
    • TV-PG
  214. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy and the Pirates"
    • TV-PG
  215. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Go for the Old"
    • TV-PG
  216. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Un-Alful Entry"
    • TV-PG
  217. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Big Dougie"
    • TV-PG
  218. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Soft Touch"
    • TV-PG
  219. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Restaurant Row"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  220. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Whine Country"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  221. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Back to Cool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  222. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Your Show of Shows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  223. 12:00 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
    • TV-PG
  224. 12:30 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
    • TV-PG
  225. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  226. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  227. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  228. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  229. 3:00 PM New Girl "Kryptonite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  230. 3:30 PM New Girl "Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  231. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  232. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Masseuse"
    • TV-PG
  233. 5:00 PM American Dad "Homeland Insecurity"
    • TV-14  (D)
  234. 5:30 PM American Dad "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 6:00 PM American Dad "Bullocks to Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  236. 6:30 PM American Dad "A Smith in the Hand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  237. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  238. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Be Careful What You Fish For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  239. Monday Night
  240. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Burning Down the Bayit"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  241. 8:30 PM American Dad "Daesong Heavy Industries"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  242. 9:00 PM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  243. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Killer Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  244. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Forget-Me-Not"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  245. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  246. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  247. Tuesday, May 10
  248. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  249. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  250. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Hard on Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Learning to Fly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 2:30 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  253. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  254. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Movie Show"
    • TV-PG
  255. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Till Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  256. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "'Tis Time to Smell the Roses"
    • TV-PG
  257. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Old Insurance Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  258. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Wedding Repercussions"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  259. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Proposition"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  260. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?"
    • TV-PG
  261. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Flower Power"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  262. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Fatty McButterpants"
    • TV-PG
  263. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Roast Chicken"
    • TV-PG
  264. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Do Rico"
    • TV-14  (D)
  265. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Hot Cocoa Bang Bang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  266. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "BFFs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  267. 12:00 PM American Dad "All About Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  268. 12:30 PM American Dad "Con Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  269. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (V)
  270. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  271. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Lois Kills Stewie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  272. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Padre de Familia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  273. 3:00 PM New Girl "Naked"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  274. 3:30 PM New Girl "Cece Crashes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  276. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  277. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  278. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  279. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  280. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Conversion"
    • TV-PG
  281. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stall"
    • TV-PG
  282. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Marine Biologist"
    • TV-PG
  283. Tuesday Night
  284. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hook-Up Reverberation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  285. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Focus Attenuation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Expedition Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  287. 9:30 PM America's Greatest Makers "Make or Break Round 4"
    • NEW
  288. 10:00 PM Separation Anxiety "Ashley & Maggie"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  289. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  290. Wednesday, May 11
  291. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Egg Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  293. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Time to Move On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Mystery of Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 2:30 AM Unknown
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  296. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  297. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Hood in the Boyz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  298. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Proud to Be Your Bud"
    • TV-PG
  299. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Luck of the Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  300. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Banking on Marcy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  301. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Chicken, No Check"
    • TV-PG
  302. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Take My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG
  303. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Strike One"
    • TV-PG
  304. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Strike Too"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  305. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Strike Out"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  306. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Class Struggle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  307. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Hurricane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  308. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Nightmare on Grace Street"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  309. 12:00 PM American Dad "Stannie Get Your Gun"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  310. 12:30 PM American Dad "Star Trek"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  311. 1:00 PM American Dad "Not Particularly Desperate Housewives"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  312. 1:30 PM American Dad "Rough Trade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  313. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Peter's Daughter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  314. 2:30 PM Family Guy "McStroke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  315. 3:00 PM New Girl "Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 3:30 PM New Girl "Bells"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  317. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  318. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  319. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  320. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  321. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  322. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pie"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  323. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stand-In"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  324. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  325. Wednesday Night
  326. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Misinterpretation Agitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  327. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Prom Equivalency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  328. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Septum Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  329. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Champagne Reflection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  330. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Clean Room Infiltration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  331. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Space Probe Disintegration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  332. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  333. Thursday, May 12
  334. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the New Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  335. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  336. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Too Much Ain't Enough"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  337. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Too Good to Be True"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 2:30 AM The Lincoln Lawyer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  339. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  340. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Scared Single"
    • TV-PG
  341. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Ma'am"
    • TV-PG
  342. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dancing With Weezie"
    • TV-PG
  343. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Change for a Buck"
    • TV-PG
  344. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Little off the Top"
    • TV-PG
  345. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  346. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Dark Meet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  347. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Work Related"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  348. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Twisted Sitters"
    • TV-14  (D)
  349. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Better Camera"
    • TV-PG
  350. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Skip Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  351. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Yemen Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  352. 12:00 PM American Dad "Finances With Wolves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  353. 12:30 PM American Dad "It's Good to Be the Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 1:00 PM American Dad "Roger N' Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  355. 1:30 PM American Dad "Helping Handis"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  356. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Back to the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  357. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Play It Again, Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  358. 3:00 PM New Girl "Bad in Bed"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  359. 3:30 PM New Girl "The 23rd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  361. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Underdog Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  362. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  363. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  364. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fire"
    • TV-PG
  365. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  366. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  367. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Opposite"
    • TV-PG
  368. Thursday Night
  369. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Opening"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Silent Partner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  371. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anxiety Optimization"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  372. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Troll Manifestation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  373. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Holidays"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Bear Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  376. Friday, May 13
  377. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  378. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  379. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Refugee"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Love Is a Long Road"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  381. 2:30 AM Resident Evil: Retribution
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  382. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  383. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Honey, I Blew Up Myself"
    • TV-PG
  384. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sofa So Good"
    • TV-PG
  385. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
    • TV-PG
  386. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Get Outta Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  387. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Valentine's Day Massacre"
    • TV-PG
  388. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
  389. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  390. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
  391. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Wedding Presence"
    • TV-PG
  392. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Papa Pill"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  393. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Paint Misbehavin'"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  394. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Sex and the Biddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  395. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Die Semi-Hard"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  396. 12:00 PM American Dad "With Friends Like Steve's"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  397. 12:30 PM American Dad "Tears of a Clooney"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  398. 1:00 PM American Dad "Camp Refoogee"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. 1:30 PM American Dad "The American Dad After School Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 2:00 PM American Dad "Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  401. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Former Life of Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  402. 3:00 PM New Girl "Story of the 50"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  403. 3:30 PM New Girl "Jess and Julia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  404. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  405. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Stoned Guy"
    • TV-14
  406. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  407. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  408. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Hamptons"
    • TV-PG
  409. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  410. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  411. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  412. Friday Night
  413. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Comic Book Store Regeneration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  414. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Intimacy Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  415. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Colonization Application"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  416. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Leftover Thermalization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  417. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skywalker Incursion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  418. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fortification Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  419. 11:00 PM Separation Anxiety "Ashley & Maggie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  420. Saturday, May 14
  421. 12:00 AM Cougar Town "We Stand a Chance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  422. 12:30 AM Cougar Town "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  423. 1:00 AM Liar Liar
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  424. 3:00 AM Austin Powers in Goldmember
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  425. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"
    • TV-PG
  426. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Knows Something"
    • TV-PG
  427. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  428. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  429. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  430. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  431. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  432. 8:30 AM Kindergarten Cop
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  433. 11:00 AM Liar Liar
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  434. 1:00 PM Austin Powers in Goldmember
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  435. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  436. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  437. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  438. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  439. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Too Little Sleep"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  440. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Psychic Shakedown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  441. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Just Plane Magic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  442. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Broken Hip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  443. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Communication Deterioration"
    • TV-PG
  444. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Graduation Transmission"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  445. Saturday Night
  446. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  447. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Commitment Determination"
    • TV-14  (D)
  448. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Big Bran Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  450. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fuzzy Boots Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  451. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Luminous Fish Effect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)