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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 11:00 AM Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  3. 1:30 PM It's Complicated
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  4. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Emma Cries"
    • TV-PG
  5. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Pediatrician"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  6. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sharks"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  7. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  8. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  9. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup Nazi"
    • TV-PG
  10. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  11. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Phone Message"
    • TV-PG
  12. Last Night
  13. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Recombination Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  14. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Beta Test Initiation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  15. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Contraction"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  16. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vacation Solution"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  17. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Rothman Disintegration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  18. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Werewolf Transformation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  19. 11:00 PM Clipped "Mo's Ma"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  20. 11:30 PM Cougar Town "A Woman in Love (It's Not Me)"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  21. Today
  22. 12:00 AM Cougar Town "Don't Come Around Here No More"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  23. 12:30 AM Your Highness
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  24. 2:30 AM Year One
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  25. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  26. 5:30 AM The Office "Crime Aid"
    • TV-PG
  27. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  28. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Has a Belly Ache"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  29. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "If I Could See Me Now"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  30. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "God's Shoes"
    • TV-PG
  31. 8:00 AM Year One
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  32. 10:00 AM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  33. 12:00 PM Your Highness
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  34. 2:00 PM MLB Baseball "New York Yankees at Chicago White Sox"
    • LIVE
  35. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Male Nanny"
    • TV-PG
  36. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  37. 6:00 PM Happy Gilmore
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  38. Tonight
  39. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Weekend Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  40. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Transporter Malfunction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  41. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hawking Excitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  42. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Stag Convergence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  43. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Launch Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  44. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Countdown Reflection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  45. 11:00 PM Happy Gilmore
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  46. Tomorrow
  47. 1:00 AM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  48. 3:00 AM Zoolander
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  49. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  50. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Jeff's New Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Dad's Visit"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  53. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  54. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Bundy, Shoe Dick"
    • TV-PG
  55. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "So This Is How Sinatra Felt"
    • TV-PG
  56. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Who Have Nothing"
    • TV-PG
  57. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Mystery of Skull Island"
    • TV-PG
  58. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Eggsit Strategy"
    • TV-PG
  59. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "American Idle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  60. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Santa Claustrophobia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  61. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Thanks, Man"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  62. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Your Show of Shows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  63. 12:30 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  64. 1:00 PM American Dad "Faking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  65. 1:30 PM American Dad "Minstrel Krampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  66. 2:00 PM American Dad "Vision: Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  67. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Mom's the Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  68. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Rats"
    • TV-PG
  69. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Monica Sings"
    • TV-PG
  70. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  71. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  72. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opposite"
    • TV-PG
  73. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Hamptons"
    • TV-PG
  74. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Truth"
    • TV-PG
  75. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Parking Garage"
    • TV-PG
  76. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  77. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Robbery"
    • TV-PG
  78. Tomorrow Night
  79. 8:00 PM Family Guy "3 Acts of God"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  80. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Fresh Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  81. 9:00 PM American Dad "Roy Rogers McFreely"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  82. 9:30 PM American Dad "Jack's Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  83. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  84. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Herpe, the Love Sore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  85. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  86. Tuesday, August 4
  87. 12:00 AM The Office "Employee Transfer"
    • TV-PG
  88. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  89. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Two Gunslingers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  90. 2:00 AM Cliffhanger
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  91. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  92. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  93. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Lyin' King"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Poaching Timmy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  95. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Just Shoe It"
    • TV-PG
  96. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rites of Passage"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  97. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Egg and I"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  98. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Psychic Avengers"
    • TV-PG
  99. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Dinner With Anthrax"
    • TV-PG
  100. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hi, I.Q."
    • TV-PG
  101. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Frigid Heirs"
    • TV-PG
  102. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Switch Sitters"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  103. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Cheap Saks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  104. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Damned Yanky"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  105. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Hot Cocoa Bang Bang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  106. 12:30 PM American Dad "Familyland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  107. 1:00 PM American Dad "Cock of the Sleepwalk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  108. 1:30 PM American Dad "Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  109. 2:00 PM American Dad "I Ain't No Holodeck Boy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  110. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Most Interesting Man in the World"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  111. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  112. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  113. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  114. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  115. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  116. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  117. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  118. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pen"
    • TV-PG
  119. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  120. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  121. Tuesday Night
  122. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Date Night Variable"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Decoupling Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  124. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Higgs Boson Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  125. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Re-Entry Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  126. 10:00 PM Clipped "The Gambler"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Holographic Excitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  128. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  129. Wednesday, August 5
  130. 12:00 AM Clipped "The Gambler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  132. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Here Comes My Girl"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  133. 2:00 AM Daredevil
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  134. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  135. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  136. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Old Timer's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Twice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  138. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Teacher Pets"
    • TV-PG
  139. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Good-bye Girl"
    • TV-PG
  140. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Gas Station Show"
    • TV-PG
  141. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show"
    • TV-PG
  142. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: Wastin' the Company's Money"
    • TV-PG
  143. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: We're Spending as Fast as We Can"
    • TV-PG
  144. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Multiple Plots"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  145. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Trash Talker"
    • TV-PG
  146. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Precedent Nixin'"
    • TV-PG
  147. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Foe: Pa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  148. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "BFFs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  149. 12:30 PM American Dad "Stan Goes on the Pill"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  150. 1:00 PM American Dad "Honey, I'm Homeland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  151. 1:30 PM American Dad "She Swill Survive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  152. 2:00 PM American Dad "Rubberneckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  153. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Baby Got Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  154. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Joke"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  155. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Sister"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  156. 4:00 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  157. 4:30 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  158. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  159. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  160. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  161. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  162. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Implant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  163. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  164. Wednesday Night
  165. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Extract Obliteration"
    • TV-14  (L)
  166. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Habitation Configuration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  167. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 43 Peculiarity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  168. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Parking Spot Escalation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fish Guts Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  170. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Santa Simulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  172. Thursday, August 6
  173. 12:00 AM The Office "Customer Survey"
    • TV-PG
  174. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  175. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Mystery Man"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  176. 2:00 AM Hellboy II: The Golden Army
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  177. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  178. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Magnificent Seven"
    • TV-PG
  179. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Challenge"
    • TV-14  (D)
  180. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Family Style"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  182. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Every Bundy Has a Birthday"
    • TV-PG
  183. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al on the Rocks"
    • TV-PG
  184. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "What I Did for Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Frat Chance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  186. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Chicago Wine Party"
    • TV-PG
  187. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Tank Heaven"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  188. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Altar Ego"
    • TV-PG
  189. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Icky Shuffle"
    • TV-PG
  190. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Awful Bigamy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  191. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Hurricane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  192. 12:30 PM American Dad "Permanent Record Wrecker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  193. 1:00 PM American Dad "News Glance With Genevieve Vavance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  194. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Longest Distance Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  195. 2:00 PM American Dad "A Boy Named Michael"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  196. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Meg Stinks!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  197. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Unagi"
    • TV-PG
  198. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Dates a Student"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  199. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Fridge"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  200. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  201. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  202. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  203. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pool Guy"
    • TV-PG
  204. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Frogger"
    • TV-PG
  205. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Hot Tub"
    • TV-PG
  206. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wig Master"
    • TV-PG
  207. Thursday Night
  208. 8:00 PM Family Guy "He's Bla-ack!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  209. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Chap Stewie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  210. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Egg Salad Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bakersfield Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  212. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper/Kripke Inversion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spoiler Alert Segmentation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  215. Friday, August 7
  216. 12:00 AM The Office "Business Trip"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  217. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  218. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Rhino Skin"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  219. 2:00 AM John Carter
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  220. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  221. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG
  222. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "May Divorce Be With You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "House Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Rock of Ages"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  225. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Death of a Shoe Salesman"
    • TV-PG
  226. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Old College Try"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  228. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Wedding Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  229. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This"
    • TV-PG
  230. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Heels on Wheels"
    • TV-PG
  231. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  232. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Head First"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  233. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Fat City"
    • TV-PG
  234. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Nightmare on Grace Street"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  235. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Skip Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  236. 1:00 PM American Dad "Roger Passes the Bar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  237. 1:30 PM American Dad "Blagsnarst, A Love Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  238. 2:00 PM American Dad "Blonde Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  239. 2:30 PM American Dad "CIAPOW"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  240. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  241. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  242. 4:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  243. 4:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  244. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  245. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  246. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  247. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pitch"
    • TV-PG
  248. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Ticket"
    • TV-PG
  249. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Seven"
    • TV-PG
  250. Friday Night
  251. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Death Has a Shadow"
    • TV-14  (L)
  252. 8:30 PM Family Guy "I Never Met the Dead Man"
    • TV-14
  253. 9:00 PM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  254. 11:00 PM Clipped "The Gambler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 11:30 PM Cougar Town "Scare Easy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  256. Saturday, August 8
  257. 12:00 AM Cougar Town "Stop Dragging My Heart Around"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  258. 12:30 AM Life as We Know It
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  259. 3:00 AM One for the Money
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  260. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  261. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Mr. Empty Pants"
    • TV-PG
  262. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Can't Miss"
    • TV-PG
  263. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy and the Pirates"
    • TV-PG
  264. 7:30 AM Role Models
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  265. 9:30 AM One for the Money
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  266. 11:30 AM Life as We Know It
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  267. 2:00 PM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  268. 4:00 PM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  269. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  270. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  271. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  272. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  273. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Invitations"
    • TV-PG
  274. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Money"
    • TV-PG
  275. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  276. Saturday Night
  277. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tangible Affection Proof"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monster Isolation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  279. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Contractual Obligation Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  280. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closet Reconfiguration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  281. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tenure Turbulence"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closure Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  283. 11:00 PM America's Next Weatherman "Into the Storm"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. Sunday, August 9
  285. 12:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Into the Storm"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 1:00 AM Knocked Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  287. 3:30 AM The House Bunny
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  288. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Go for the Old"
    • TV-PG
  289. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Un-Alful Entry"
    • TV-PG
  290. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Movie Show"
    • TV-PG
  291. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Till Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  292. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "'Tis Time to Smell the Roses"
    • TV-PG
  293. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Old Insurance Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  294. 8:30 AM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  295. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  296. 9:30 AM Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  297. 11:30 AM Definitely, Maybe
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  298. 2:00 PM MLB Baseball "San Francisco Giants at Chicago Cubs"
    • NEW
  299. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  300. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  301. 6:00 PM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  302. Sunday Night
  303. 8:00 PM Knocked Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  304. 10:30 PM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  305. Monday, August 10
  306. 1:00 AM Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  307. 3:00 AM Definitely, Maybe
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  308. 5:30 AM The Office "Frame Toby"
    • TV-PG
  309. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Sex Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  310. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Flirting"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  311. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Wedding Repercussions"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  312. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Proposition"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  313. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?"
    • TV-PG
  314. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hood in the Boyz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  315. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Proud to Be Your Bud"
    • TV-PG
  316. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Luck of the Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  317. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Richie's Song"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  318. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Cello, Goodbye"
    • TV-PG
  319. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Paternal Affairs"
    • TV-PG
  320. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "The Rock"
    • TV-PG
  321. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Yemen Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  322. 12:30 PM American Dad "Scents and Sensei-bility"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  323. 1:00 PM American Dad "Big Stan on Campus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  324. 1:30 PM American Dad "Now and Gwen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  325. 2:00 PM American Dad "Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  326. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Chitty Chitty Death Bang"
    • TV-14
  327. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  328. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  329. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  330. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  331. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  332. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strong Box"
    • TV-PG
  333. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wizard"
    • TV-PG
  334. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Burning"
    • TV-PG
  335. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bookstore"
    • TV-PG
  336. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Maid"
    • TV-PG
  337. Monday Night
  338. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Mind Over Murder"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  339. 8:30 PM Family Guy "A Hero Sits Next Door"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  340. 9:00 PM American Dad "Bar Mitzvah Hustle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 9:30 PM American Dad "Wife Insurance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  342. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Resurgence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  343. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Spell Potential"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  344. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  345. Tuesday, August 11
  346. 12:00 AM The Office "The Surplus"
    • TV-PG
  347. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  348. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "All the Wrong Reasons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  349. 2:00 AM The Time Traveler's Wife
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  350. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  351. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  352. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Snoozin' for a Bruisin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  353. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  354. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Banking on Marcy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  355. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Chicken, No Check"
    • TV-PG
  356. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Take My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG
  357. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Scared Single"
    • TV-PG
  358. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Ma'am"
    • TV-PG
  359. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dancing With Weezie"
    • TV-PG
  360. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Road Rayge"
    • TV-PG
  361. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Educating Doug"
    • TV-PG
  362. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Supermarket Story"
    • TV-PG
  363. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Fixer Upper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  364. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Sex and the Biddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  365. 12:30 PM American Dad "LGBSteve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  366. 1:00 PM American Dad "Morning Mimosa"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  367. 1:30 PM American Dad "My Affair Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  368. 2:00 PM American Dad "A Star Is Reborn"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  369. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Son Also Draws"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  370. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  371. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  372. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  373. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  374. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  375. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  376. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  377. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  378. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  379. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Postponement"
    • TV-PG
  380. Tuesday Night
  381. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bon Voyage Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  382. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  383. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Deception Verification"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Scavenger Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  385. 10:00 PM Clipped "Free Wednesday"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Raiders Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  387. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  388. Wednesday, August 12
  389. 12:00 AM Clipped "Free Wednesday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  391. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "When a Kid Goes Bad"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  392. 2:00 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  393. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  394. 5:30 AM The Office "Moroccan Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  395. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Ghost Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  396. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "The Four Pillars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  397. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Change for a Buck"
    • TV-PG
  398. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Little off the Top"
    • TV-PG
  399. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  400. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Honey, I Blew Up Myself"
    • TV-PG
  401. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sofa So Good"
    • TV-PG
  402. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
    • TV-PG
  403. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Crappy Birthday"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  404. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Noel Cowards"
    • TV-PG
  405. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Best Man"
    • TV-PG
  406. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Dog Days"
    • TV-PG
  407. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Die Semi-Hard"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  408. 12:30 PM American Dad "Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  409. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Shrink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  410. 1:30 PM American Dad "Holy S..., Jeff's Back!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  411. 2:00 PM American Dad "American Fung"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  412. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Brian: Portrait of a Dog"
    • TV-14  (L)
  413. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  414. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  415. 4:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  416. 4:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  417. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Maestro"
    • TV-PG
  418. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wink"
    • TV-PG
  419. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Soup Nazi"
    • TV-PG
  420. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Secret Code"
    • TV-PG
  421. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Sponge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  422. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Gum"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  423. Wednesday Night
  424. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Workplace Proximity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  425. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Romance Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  426. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  427. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Itchy Brain Simulation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  428. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thanksgiving Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  429. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Discovery Dissipation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  430. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  431. Thursday, August 13
  432. 12:00 AM The Office "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  433. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  434. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "What Are You Doin' in My Life?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  435. 2:00 AM She's the Man
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  436. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  437. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  438. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "3rd Wheel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  439. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Indian Giver"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  440. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Get Outta Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  441. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Valentine's Day Massacre"
    • TV-PG
  442. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
  443. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  444. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
  445. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"
    • TV-PG
  446. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Hungry Man"
    • TV-PG
  447. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Court Date"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  448. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "S'ain't Valentine's"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  449. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "White Collar"
    • TV-PG
  450. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Y Tu Jr. Tambien"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  451. 12:30 PM American Dad "Seizures Suit Stanny"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  452. 1:00 PM American Dad "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  453. 1:30 PM American Dad "Threat Levels"
    • TV-14  (D)
  454. 2:00 PM American Dad "Stan Knows Best"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  455. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater"
    • TV-14