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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Model Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And a Loan for Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. Last Night
  5. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closet Reconfiguration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  6. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tenure Turbulence"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closure Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  8. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Resurgence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  9. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Spell Potential"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  10. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bon Voyage Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  11. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Super Lobbyist"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  12. 11:30 PM The Help
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  13. Today
  14. 2:30 AM The Lincoln Lawyer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  15. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  16. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Banking on Marcy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  17. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Revenge"
    • TV-PG
  18. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Deal"
    • TV-PG
  19. 7:30 AM Friends "The One Where Paul's the Man"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  20. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Ring"
    • TV-PG
  21. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Proposal"
    • TV-PG
  22. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Proposal"
    • TV-PG
  23. 9:30 AM The Help
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  24. 12:30 PM MLB on TBS
    • LIVE
  25. 1:00 PM MLB Baseball "New York Yankees at Toronto Blue Jays"
    • LIVE
  26. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Note"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  27. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Truth"
    • TV-PG
  28. 5:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  29. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  30. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Deception Verification"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. Tonight
  32. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Scavenger Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  33. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Raiders Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  34. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Workplace Proximity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  35. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Romance Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  36. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  37. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Itchy Brain Simulation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  38. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thanksgiving Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  39. 11:30 PM Red 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  40. Tomorrow
  41. 2:00 AM Red 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  42. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  43. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Take My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG
  44. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Scared Single"
    • TV-PG
  45. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Ma'am"
    • TV-PG
  46. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dancing With Weezie"
    • TV-PG
  47. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Change for a Buck"
    • TV-PG
  48. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Little off the Top"
    • TV-PG
  49. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  50. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Female Problems"
    • TV-PG
  51. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Assaulted Nuts"
    • TV-14  (D)
  52. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With Monica's Thunder"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  53. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Book"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  54. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Cookies"
    • TV-PG
  55. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Assistant"
    • TV-PG
  56. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Frapp Attack"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  57. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "American Prankster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  58. 1:00 PM American Dad "Bullocks to Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  59. 1:30 PM American Dad "A Smith in the Hand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  60. 2:00 PM American Dad "All About Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  61. 2:30 PM American Dad "Con Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  62. 3:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Human Flesh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Crawl Space"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  64. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Sacred Cow"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  65. 4:30 PM Family Guy "Love Thy Trophy"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  66. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Death Is a Bitch"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  67. 5:30 PM Family Guy "The King Is Dead"
    • TV-14
  68. 6:00 PM Family Guy "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  69. 6:30 PM Family Guy "If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'"
    • TV-14  (D)
  70. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Running Mates"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  71. 7:30 PM Family Guy "A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks"
    • TV-14
  72. Tomorrow Night
  73. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Fifteen Minutes of Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 8:30 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (V)
  75. 9:00 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  76. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Road to Rhode Island"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  77. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Let's Go to the Hop"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  78. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Muslim-American Reporting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  79. 11:00 PM Conan "Patton Oswalt; Joe Walsh; Tall Heights"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  80. Tuesday, September 27
  81. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Fun Factory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 12:30 AM Conan "Patton Oswalt; Joe Walsh; Tall Heights"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  83. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Into the Great Wide Open"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  84. 2:00 AM Sex Drive
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  85. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  86. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Honey, I Blew Up Myself"
    • TV-PG
  87. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sofa So Good"
    • TV-PG
  88. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
    • TV-PG
  89. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get Outta Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  90. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Valentine's Day Massacre"
    • TV-PG
  91. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
  92. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  93. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
  94. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Parent Trapped"
    • TV-PG
  95. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Dire Strayts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  96. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Doug Out"
    • TV-PG
  97. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Tube Stakes"
    • TV-PG
  98. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "B.M.O.C."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  99. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Jesus Walks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  100. 12:00 PM American Dad "Stannie Get Your Gun"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  101. 12:30 PM American Dad "Star Trek"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  102. 1:00 PM American Dad "Not Particularly Desperate Housewives"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  103. 1:30 PM American Dad "Rough Trade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  104. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Dammit Janet"
    • TV-14  (D)
  105. 2:30 PM Family Guy "There's Something About Paulie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 3:00 PM New Girl "The 23rd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 3:30 PM New Girl "Story of the 50"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  108. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Engagement Picture"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  109. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Nap Partners"
    • TV-PG
  110. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Library Book"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  111. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Candy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  112. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  113. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strong Box"
    • TV-PG
  114. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wizard"
    • TV-PG
  115. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Burning"
    • TV-PG
  116. Tuesday Night
  117. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Discovery Dissipation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  118. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper Extraction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  119. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hesitation Ramification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  120. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Occupation Recalibration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  121. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Convention Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  122. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotive Manipulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  123. 11:00 PM Conan "Sharon Osbourne; Bruce Campbell; Mike Recine"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  124. Wednesday, September 28
  125. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Past and the Furious"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 12:30 AM Conan "Sharon Osbourne; Bruce Campbell; Mike Recine"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  127. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Don't Do Me Like That"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  128. 2:00 AM Your Highness
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  129. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  130. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"
    • TV-PG
  131. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Knows Something"
    • TV-PG
  132. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Assault and Batteries"
    • TV-PG
  133. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ride Scare"
    • TV-PG
  134. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes Deep"
    • TV-PG
  135. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeway to Heaven"
    • TV-PG
  136. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Driving Mr. Boondy"
    • TV-PG
  137. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Breaks Out"
    • TV-PG
  138. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Get Away"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  139. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Roamin' Holiday"
    • TV-PG
  140. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "I, Candy"
    • TV-PG
  141. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Sparing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  142. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Flush of Genius"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  143. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Mama Drama"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  144. 12:00 PM American Dad "Finances With Wolves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  145. 12:30 PM American Dad "It's Good to Be the Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 1:00 PM American Dad "Roger N' Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  147. 1:30 PM American Dad "Helping Handis"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  148. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D)
  149. 2:30 PM Family Guy "E. Peterbus Unum"
    • TV-14  (D)
  150. 3:00 PM New Girl "Jess and Julia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  151. 3:30 PM New Girl "The Landlord"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Cheesecakes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  153. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where They're Up All Night"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  154. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rosita Dies"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  155. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where They All Turn Thirty"
    • TV-PG
  156. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bookstore"
    • TV-PG
  157. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Frogger"
    • TV-PG
  158. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  159. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  160. Wednesday Night
  161. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Table Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  162. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  163. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Mommy Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  164. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Indecision Amalgamation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  165. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Relationship Diremption"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  166. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Presidential Debate Special"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  167. 11:00 PM Conan "Phoebe Robinson"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  168. Thursday, September 29
  169. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Move-In Meltdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 12:30 AM Conan "Phoebe Robinson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  171. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "I Won't Back Down"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  172. 2:00 AM The Last Boy Scout
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  173. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  174. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Naughty but Niece"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  175. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Business Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  176. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Business Still Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  177. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dial `B' for Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  178. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sleepless in Chicago"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  179. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Pot to Pease In"
    • TV-PG
  180. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  181. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Man for No Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  182. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Net Prophets"
    • TV-PG
  183. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Block Buster"
    • TV-PG
  184. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Frozen Pop"
    • TV-PG
  185. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Party Favor"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  186. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "All You Can Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  187. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Escape From Goochland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  188. 12:00 PM American Dad "With Friends Like Steve's"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  189. 12:30 PM American Dad "Tears of a Clooney"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  190. 1:00 PM American Dad "Camp Refoogee"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 1:30 PM American Dad "The American Dad After School Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 2:00 PM Family Guy "The Story on Page 1"
    • TV-14
  193. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Wasted Talent"
    • TV-14
  194. 3:00 PM New Girl "Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  195. 3:30 PM New Girl "Bully"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  196. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Brain"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  197. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Truth About London"
    • TV-PG
  198. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress"
    • TV-PG
  199. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Award"
    • TV-PG
  200. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Maid"
    • TV-PG
  201. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  202. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  203. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bubble Boy"
    • TV-PG
  204. Thursday Night
  205. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Crime Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Knock-Off Knockout"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  208. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Dissolution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  209. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Status Quo Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  210. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotion Interruption"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  211. 11:00 PM Conan "Ozzy & Jack Osbourne; Dylan Moran"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  212. Friday, September 30
  213. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Great Unwashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 12:30 AM Conan "Ozzy & Jack Osbourne; Dylan Moran"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  215. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You Wreck Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  216. 2:00 AM Miracle
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  217. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  218. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  219. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  220. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  221. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Takes a Shot"
    • TV-PG
  222. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Something Larry This Way Comes"
    • TV-PG
  223. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get the Dodge Out of Hell"
    • TV-PG
  224. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Fair Game"
    • TV-PG
  225. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "The Shmenkmans"
    • TV-PG
  226. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Meet By-Product"
    • TV-14  (D)
  227. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Wild Cards"
    • TV-PG
  228. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Surprise Artie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  229. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Menace II Secret Society"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  230. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A General Thanksgiving Episode"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  231. 12:30 PM American Dad "Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  232. 1:00 PM American Dad "Lincoln Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  233. 1:30 PM American Dad "Dungeons & Wagons"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  234. 2:00 PM American Dad "Iced, Iced Babies"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  235. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Fore Father"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  236. 3:00 PM New Girl "Injured"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 3:30 PM New Girl "Control"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  238. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  239. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Big Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  240. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Vows"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  241. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  242. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
    • TV-PG
  243. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  244. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  245. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  246. Friday Night
  247. 8:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Sexy Dance Fighting"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  248. 8:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Hamburger Dinner Theater"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  249. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Junior Professor Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  250. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The First Pitch Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  251. 10:00 PM ELeague "Overwatch Open Grand Final"
    • LIVE
  252. Saturday, October 1
  253. 12:00 AM The House Bunny
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  254. 2:00 AM Hope Springs
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  255. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  256. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "25 Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  257. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "And Bingo Was Her Game-O"
    • TV-PG
  258. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Dog"
    • TV-PG
  259. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Library"
    • TV-PG
  260. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pen"
    • TV-PG
  261. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Parking Garage"
    • TV-PG
  262. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Cafe"
    • TV-PG
  263. 8:30 AM Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  264. 10:30 AM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  265. 1:00 PM The Campaign
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  266. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  267. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  268. 4:00 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  269. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Red Sweater"
    • TV-PG
  270. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake Captives"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Fat Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Zero Tolerance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Hookup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Taste Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anything Can Happen Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  276. Saturday Night
  277. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hook-Up Reverberation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  278. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Focus Attenuation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Expedition Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  280. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Misinterpretation Agitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  281. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Prom Equivalency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  282. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Septum Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  283. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Presidential Debate Special"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  284. 11:30 PM Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  285. Sunday, October 2
  286. 1:30 AM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  287. 3:30 AM Blades of Glory
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  288. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Undergraduate"
    • TV-PG
  289. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "User Friendly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  290. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  291. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Nose Job"
    • TV-PG
  292. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Alternate Side"
    • TV-PG
  293. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  294. 8:30 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Tells ..."
    • TV-14  (D)
  295. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Videotape"
    • TV-PG
  296. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Date"
    • TV-PG
  297. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Stain"
    • TV-PG
  298. 10:30 AM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  299. 12:30 PM Shrek the Third
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  300. 2:30 PM MLB on TBS
    • LIVE
  301. 3:00 PM MLB Baseball
    • LIVE
  302. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Minor Problem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Grate Expectations"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Disappointing Unit"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Wrecking Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. Sunday Night
  307. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Champagne Reflection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  308. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Clean Room Infiltration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  309. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Space Probe Disintegration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  310. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anxiety Optimization"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  311. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Troll Manifestation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  312. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Comic Book Store Regeneration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  313. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Intimacy Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  314. 11:30 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  315. Monday, October 3
  316. 1:30 AM Shrek the Third
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  317. 3:30 AM Alice in Wonderland
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  318. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeless Al"
    • TV-PG
  319. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pump Fiction"
    • TV-PG
  320. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Radio Free Trumaine"
    • TV-PG
  321. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Shoe Room With a View"
    • TV-PG
  322. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  323. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Briard"
    • TV-PG
  324. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Big Dougie"
    • TV-PG
  325. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Soft Touch"
    • TV-PG
  326. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Stripper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  327. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With Monica's Boots"
    • TV-PG
  328. 11:00 AM Friends "The One Where Joey Dates Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  329. 11:30 AM Friends "The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath"
    • TV-PG
  330. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Turkey Pot Die"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  331. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "A Vas Deferens Between Men and Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  332. 1:00 PM American Dad "Of Ice & Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 1:30 PM American Dad "Irregarding Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  334. 2:00 PM American Dad "Best Christmas Story Never Told"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 2:30 PM American Dad "Bush Comes to Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 3:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Sheesh! Cab, Bob?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  337. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Bed & Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  338. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Art Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 4:30 PM Family Guy "The Thin White Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Brian Does Hollywood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  341. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington"
    • TV-14  (L)
  342. 6:00 PM Family Guy "One if by Clam, Two if by Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 6:30 PM Family Guy "And the Wiener Is ..."
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  344. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Death Lives"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Lethal Weapons"
    • TV-14  (D)
  346. Monday Night
  347. 8:00 PM Family Guy "The Kiss Seen 'Round the World"
    • TV-14
  348. 8:30 PM American Dad "American Dream Factory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 9:00 PM American Dad "A.T. the Abusive Terrestrial"
    • TV-14  (D)
  350. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Mr. Saturday Knight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Fish Out of Water"
    • TV-14  (D)
  352. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Super PACs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  353. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  354. Tuesday, October 4
  355. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Gym and Juice"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  357. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "A Woman in Love (It's Not Me)"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  358. 2:00 AM Step Up 2 the Streets
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  359. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  360. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Reverend Al"
    • TV-PG
  361. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Bleen Was My Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  362. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Weaker Sex"
    • TV-PG
  363. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Flight of the Bumblebee"
    • TV-PG
  364. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Blonde and Blonder"
    • TV-PG
  365. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl II"
    • TV-PG
  366. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bearly Men"
    • TV-PG
  367. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Two That Got Away"
    • TV-PG
  368. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Restaurant Row"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  369. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Whine Country"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  370. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Flower Power"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  371. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Major Disturbance"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  372. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "'Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  373. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Hustle 'N' Bros"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  374. 12:00 PM American Dad "Black Mystery Month"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  375. 12:30 PM American Dad "Apocalypse to Remember"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  376. 1:00 PM American Dad "Four Little Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  377. 1:30 PM American Dad "When a Stan Loves a Woman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  378. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Emission Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D)
  379. 2:30 PM Family Guy "To Love and Die in Dixie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 3:00 PM New Girl "Fancyman"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  381. 3:30 PM New Girl "Fancyman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  382. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Secret Closet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  383. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  384. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Tea Leaves"
    • TV-PG
  385. 5:30 PM Friends "The One in Massapequa"
    • TV-PG
  386. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  387. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  388. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  389. 7:30 PM MLB Postseason Pre-Game
    • LIVE
  390. Tuesday Night
  391. 8:00 PM MLB Baseball "American League Wild Card Game: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  392. 11:30 PM MLB Postseason Show
    • LIVE
  393. Wednesday, October 5
  394. 12:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  395. 1:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Inside Outside Situation"
  396. 1:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  397. 2:30 AM Cougar Town "Don't Come Around Here No More"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  398. 3:00 AM College Road Trip
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  399. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  400. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Can't Believe It's Butter"
    • TV-PG
  401. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Love Conquers Al"
    • TV-PG
  402. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  403. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  404. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Calendar Girl"
    • TV-PG
  405. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  406. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  407. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Brace Yourself"
    • TV-PG
  408. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Moxie Moron"
    • TV-PG
  409. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Ruff Goin'"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  410. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Mama Cast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  411. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Wide World of Cleveland Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  412. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Here Comes the Bribe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  413. 12:00 PM American Dad "I Can't Stan You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  414. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Magnificent Steven"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  415. 1:00 PM American Dad "Joint Custody"
    • TV-14  (D)
  416. 1:30 PM American Dad "Vacation Goo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  417. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Screwed the Pooch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  418. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  419. 3:00 PM New Girl "Secrets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  420. 3:30 PM New Girl "Normal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  421. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Interview"
    • TV-PG
  422. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  423. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cooking Class"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  424. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Is Late"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  425. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  426. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  427. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  428. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Graduation Transmission"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  429. Wednesday Night
  430. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Colonization Application"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  431. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Leftover Thermalization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  432. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skywalker Incursion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  433. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fortification Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  434. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Communication Deterioration"
    • TV-PG
  435. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  436. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  437. Thursday, October 6
  438. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Escape Room"
  439. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  440. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Two Gunslingers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  441. 2:00 AM Eurotrip
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  442. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  443. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony and the Extra C"
    • TV-PG
  444. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Turning Japanese"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  445. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bud Hits the Books"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  446. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes to the Dogs"
    • TV-PG
  447. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kiss of the Coffee Woman"
    • TV-PG
  448. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Enemies"
    • TV-PG
  449. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Torch Song Duet"
    • TV-PG
  450. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Joke's on Al"
    • TV-PG
  451. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Home Cheapo"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  452. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Affair Trade"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  453. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Offensive Fowl"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  454. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Mild Bunch"
    • TV-14
  455. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  456. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)