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  1. 11:00 PM Conan "Jane Lynch; Jeffrey Toobin; Wolf Parade"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  2. Today
  3. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 12:30 AM Conan "Jane Lynch; Jeffrey Toobin; Wolf Parade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  5. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Lover's Touch"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  6. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Full Moon Fever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  7. 2:30 AM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  8. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  9. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Chicago Shoe Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  10. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Lez Be Friends"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  11. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperate Half Hour"
    • TV-PG
  12. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "How to Marry a Moron"
    • TV-PG
  13. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  14. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Thinergy"
    • TV-PG
  15. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  16. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy"
    • TV-PG
  17. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Have You Driven a Ford Lately?"
    • TV-PG
  18. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Train Wreck"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  19. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Where's Poppa?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  20. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Time Share"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  21. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Brown History Month"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  22. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland's Angels"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  23. 12:30 PM American Dad "Dr. Klaustus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  24. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  25. 1:30 PM American Dad "Less Money, Mo' Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  26. 2:00 PM American Dad "The Kidney Stays in the Picture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  27. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Christmas Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  28. 3:00 PM New Girl "Prince"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 3:30 PM New Girl "Exes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  30. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  31. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  32. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  33. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  34. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Revenge"
    • TV-PG
  35. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Deal"
    • TV-PG
  36. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  37. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  38. Tonight
  39. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Drug Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Messy Purse Smackdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Barbarian Sublimation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  42. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Griffin Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Euclid Alternative"
    • TV-14  (L)
  44. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 11:00 PM Last Holiday
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  46. Tomorrow
  47. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "A One Story Town"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  48. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Something Big"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  49. 2:00 AM Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  50. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  51. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Chicago Shoe Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  52. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Whose Room Is It Anyway?"
    • TV-PG
  53. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pothole"
    • TV-PG
  54. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The English Patient"
    • TV-PG
  55. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Nap"
    • TV-PG
  56. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Yada Yada"
    • TV-PG
  57. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Millennium"
    • TV-PG
  58. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Muffin Tops"
    • TV-PG
  59. 9:00 AM Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  60. 11:00 AM Last Holiday
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  61. 1:00 PM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  62. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Stoned Guy"
    • TV-14
  63. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  64. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  65. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  66. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hidden Stash"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pearl Necklace"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hold-Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. Tomorrow Night
  73. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Panty Piñata Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  74. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lizard-Spock Expansion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  75. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The White Asparagus Triangulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  76. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vartabedian Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  77. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  78. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Killer Robot Instability"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Super PACs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  80. 11:30 PM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  81. Sunday, August 28
  82. 1:30 AM Head of State
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  83. 3:30 AM Lottery Ticket
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  84. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Loses His Cherry"
    • TV-PG
  85. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Sue Got Work"
    • TV-PG
  86. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... Without Children"
    • TV-PG
  87. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Poker Game"
    • TV-PG
  88. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  89. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Butter Shave"
    • TV-PG
  90. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  91. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  92. 9:30 AM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  93. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  94. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  95. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  96. 11:30 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  97. 1:30 PM Blended
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  98. 4:00 PM MLB Baseball "Chicago Cubs at Los Angeles Dodgers"
    • NEW
  99. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Capacitance"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  100. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cushion Saturation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  101. Sunday Night
  102. 8:00 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  103. 10:15 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  104. Monday, August 29
  105. 12:30 AM Blended
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  106. 3:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  107. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  108. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Where's the Boss?"
    • TV-PG
  109. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Nightmare on Al's Street"
    • TV-PG
  110. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Johnny B. Gone"
    • TV-PG
  111. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Can Do It"
    • TV-PG
  112. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  113. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  114. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Maybe Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  115. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Art House"
    • TV-PG
  116. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Dugan Groupie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  117. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Lost Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  118. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  119. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Harder, Better, Faster, Browner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  120. 12:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  121. 12:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  122. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  123. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  124. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  125. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  126. 3:00 PM New Girl "Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  127. 3:30 PM New Girl "Sister II"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  128. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  129. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  130. 5:00 PM American Dad "Ricky Spanish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  131. 5:30 PM American Dad "Toy Whorey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  132. 6:00 PM American Dad "Love, AD Style"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  133. 6:30 PM American Dad "Killer Vacation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  134. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Road to the Multiverse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  135. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Family Goy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  136. Monday Night
  137. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Spies Reminiscent of Us"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  138. 8:30 PM American Dad "Can I Be Frank With You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  139. 9:00 PM American Dad "American Stepdad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  140. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Brian's Got a Brand New Bag"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  141. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Hannah Banana"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  142. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Gary Johnson, Pt. 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  143. 11:00 PM Conan "Walton Goggins; Tig Notaro; Corinne Bailey Rae"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  144. Tuesday, August 30
  145. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake War"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 12:30 AM Conan "Walton Goggins; Tig Notaro; Corinne Bailey Rae"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  147. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You Can Still Change Your Mind"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  148. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Ways to Be Wicked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  149. 2:30 AM The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • NR
  150. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  151. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "If I Were a Rich Man"
    • TV-PG
  152. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "For Whom the Bell Tolls"
    • TV-PG
  153. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  154. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  155. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Born to Walk"
    • TV-PG
  156. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Alley of the Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  157. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Razor's Edge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  158. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Furious George"
    • TV-PG
  159. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Entertainment Weakly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  160. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Name Dropper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  161. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Off-Track ... Bedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  162. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland Live!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  163. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "How Cleveland Got His Groove Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  164. 12:00 PM American Dad "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  165. 12:30 PM American Dad "Adventures in Hayleysitting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  166. 1:00 PM American Dad "National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  167. 1:30 PM American Dad "Finger Lenting Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  168. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Peter Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  169. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Grimm Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  170. 3:00 PM New Girl "Sister III"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 3:30 PM New Girl "Mars Landing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  173. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  174. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  175. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby on the Bus"
    • TV-PG
  176. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  177. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  178. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  179. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  180. Tuesday Night
  181. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Terminator Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  182. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Work Song Nanocluster"
    • TV-14  (D)
  183. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  185. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vegas Renormalization"
    • TV-14  (D)
  186. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  187. 11:00 PM Conan "Steven Ho; David Cross; Dan Naturman"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  188. Wednesday, August 31
  189. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pre-Approved Credit Card"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 12:30 AM Conan "Steven Ho; David Cross; Dan Naturman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  191. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Money Becomes King"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  192. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Southern Accents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  193. 2:30 AM The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • NR
  194. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  195. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Do You Spell Revenge?"
    • TV-PG
  196. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Earth Angel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  197. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
    • TV-PG
  198. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guys and Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  199. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Build a Better Mousetrap"
    • TV-PG
  200. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Master the Possibilities"
    • TV-PG
  201. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Loves Al, ``Yeah, Yeah, Yeah''"
    • TV-PG
  202. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Awed Couple"
    • TV-PG
  203. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Silent Mite"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  204. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Cologne Ranger"
    • TV-PG
  205. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Domestic Disturbance"
    • TV-PG
  206. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "It's the Great Pancake, Cleveland Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  207. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Little Man on Campus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  208. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  209. 12:30 PM American Dad "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  210. 1:00 PM American Dad "Max Jets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  211. 1:30 PM American Dad "Naked to the Limit, One More Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  212. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Brian's a Bad Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  213. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Mom's the Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  214. 3:00 PM New Girl "Fired Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 3:30 PM New Girl "Big News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  217. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  218. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  219. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  220. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  221. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  222. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  223. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  224. Wednesday Night
  225. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  226. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  227. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  228. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  229. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  230. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  231. 11:00 PM Conan "Jeff Bridges; Jeff Ross; Brent Sullivan"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  232. Thursday, September 1
  233. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And The Candy Manwich"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 12:30 AM Conan "Jeff Bridges; Jeff Ross; Brent Sullivan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  235. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Down South"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  236. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Square One"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  237. 2:30 AM The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • NR
  238. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  239. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Great Escape"
    • TV-PG
  240. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Impo-Dent"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  241. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Just Married ... With Children"
    • TV-PG
  242. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Father Lode"
    • TV-PG
  243. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "All in the Family"
    • TV-PG
  244. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Camping Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  245. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Thought He Could"
    • TV-PG
  246. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Pour Judgment"
    • TV-PG
  247. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Gym Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  248. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Gorilla Warfare"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  249. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Hi, School"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  250. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Fat and Wet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  251. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Another Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  252. 12:00 PM American Dad "For Black Eyes Only"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  253. 12:30 PM American Dad "Spelling Bee My Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  254. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Missing Kink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  255. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Boring Identity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  256. 2:00 PM Family Guy "3 Acts of God"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  257. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Fresh Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  258. 3:00 PM New Girl "Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 3:30 PM New Girl "Cruise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  261. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  262. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  263. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  264. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Beard"
    • TV-PG
  265. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doorman"
    • TV-PG
  266. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jimmy"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  267. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doodle"
    • TV-PG
  268. Thursday Night
  269. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Three Boys With Wood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  270. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Egg Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  272. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  273. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the New Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  274. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Opening"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 11:00 PM Conan "Bob Odenkirk; Flula Borg; Joseph"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  276. Friday, September 2
  277. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Silent Partner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  278. 12:30 AM Conan "Bob Odenkirk; Flula Borg; Joseph"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  279. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "My Life"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  280. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Your World"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  281. 2:30 AM Step Up 2 the Streets
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  282. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  283. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "I'm Going to Sweatland"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  284. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poke High"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  285. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Dump of My Own"
    • TV-PG
  286. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Her Cups Runneth Over"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  287. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Bald and Beautiful"
    • TV-PG
  288. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'll See You in Court"
    • TV-PG
  289. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Gypsy Cried"
    • TV-PG
  290. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Barber"
    • TV-PG
  291. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Eatin' Out"
    • TV-PG
  292. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Deconstructing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  293. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Van, Go"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  294. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Black List"
    • TV-PG
  295. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Murray Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  296. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Beer Walk!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  297. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  298. 1:00 PM American Dad "Lost in Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  299. 1:30 PM American Dad "Da Flippity Flop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  300. 2:00 PM American Dad "Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  301. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  302. 3:00 PM New Girl "The Last Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 3:30 PM New Girl "Dice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  304. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  305. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  306. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Russ"
    • TV-PG
  307. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  308. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fusilli Jerry"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  309. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Diplomats Club"
    • TV-PG
  310. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Understudy"
    • TV-PG
  311. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Face Painter"
    • TV-PG
  312. Friday Night
  313. 8:00 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  314. 10:00 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  315. Saturday, September 3
  316. 12:00 AM Cougar Town "It'll All Work Out"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  317. 12:30 AM Cougar Town "Blue Sunday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 1:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  319. 3:00 AM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  320. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  321. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Blood"
    • TV-PG
  322. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  323. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  324. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  325. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  326. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  327. 9:00 AM Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  328. 10:45 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  329. 12:45 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  330. 3:00 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  331. 3:30 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  332. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  333. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  334. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Holidays"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Bear Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Too Little Sleep"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Psychic Shakedown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  339. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  340. Saturday Night
  341. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  342. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  343. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  344. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  345. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  346. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  347. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Eddie Eagle"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  348. 11:30 PM A Walk to Remember
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  349. Sunday, September 4
  350. 1:45 AM Father of the Bride
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  351. 3:45 AM Father of the Bride Part II
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  352. 5:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  353. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Mom, the Mom"
    • TV-PG
  354. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  355. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  356. 7:30 AM Friends "The One Where Joey Moves Out"
    • TV-PG
  357. 8:00 AM Friends "The One Where Eddie Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  358. 8:30 AM Friends "The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies"
    • TV-14  (S)
  359. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where Eddie Won't Go"
    • TV-PG
  360. 9:30 AM Kindergarten Cop
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  361. 12:00 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  362. 2:00 PM MLB Baseball "San Francisco Giants at Chicago Cubs"
    • LIVE
  363. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  364. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  365. 6:00 PM The Muppets
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  366. Sunday Night
  367. 8:00 PM Muppets Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  368. 10:15 PM Muppets Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  369. Monday, September 5
  370. 12:30 AM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  371. 3:15 AM Kindergarten Cop
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  372. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me"
    • TV-PG
  373. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Three Job, No Income Family"
    • TV-PG
  374. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Harder They Fall"
    • TV-PG
  375. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The House That Peg Lost"
    • TV-PG
  376. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen"
    • TV-PG
  377. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel"
    • TV-PG
  378. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Computer Show"
    • TV-PG
  379. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Catching Hell"
    • TV-PG
  380. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Ice Cubed"
    • TV-PG
  381. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  382. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  383. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  384. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  385. 12:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  386. 12:30 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  387. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birthing Video"
    • TV-PG
  388. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  389. 2:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  390. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  391. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  392. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  393. 4:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  394. 4:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  395. 5:00 PM American Dad "Poltergasm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  396. 5:30 PM American Dad "Buck, Wild"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  397. 6:00 PM American Dad "Crotchwalkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  398. 6:30 PM American Dad "Kung Pao Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  399. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Herpe, the Love Sore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  400. 7:30 PM Family Guy "The Most Interesting Man in the World"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  401. Monday Night
  402. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Baby Got Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  403. 8:30 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  404. 9:00 PM American Dad "Faking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  405. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Meg Stinks!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  406. 10:00 PM Family Guy "He's Bla-ack!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  407. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Crisis Pregnancy Centers"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  408. 11:00 PM Conan "Bill Hader; Beanie Feldstein; Mark Normand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  409. Tuesday, September 6
  410. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And Just Plane Magic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  411. 12:30 AM Conan "Bill Hader; Beanie Feldstein; Mark Normand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  412. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "I Need to Know"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  413. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Between Two Worlds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  414. 2:30 AM All About the Benjamins
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  415. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  416. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Dateless Amigo"
    • TV-PG
  417. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Life's a Beach"
    • TV-PG
  418. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Here's Lookin' at You, Kid"
    • TV-PG
  419. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Hot off the Grill"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  420. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics"
    • TV-PG
  421. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Saves the Day"
    • TV-PG
  422. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Tooth or Consequences"
    • TV-PG
  423. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Wish Boned"
    • TV-PG
  424. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Slippery Slope"
    • TV-PG
  425. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Buy Curious"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  426. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "King Pong"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  427. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Ain't Nothin' But Mutton Bustin'"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  428. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  429. 12:00 PM American Dad "Minstrel Krampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  430. 12:30 PM American Dad "Vision: Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  431. 1:00 PM American Dad "Familyland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  432. 1:30 PM American Dad "Cock of the Sleepwalk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  433. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Chap Stewie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  434. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Book of Joe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  435. 3:00 PM New Girl "Julie Berkman's Older Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  436. 3:30 PM New Girl "Micro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  437. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  438. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy"
    • TV-PG
  439. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where No One's Ready"
    • TV-PG
  440. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Jam"
    • TV-PG
  441. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  442. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  443. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  444. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Postponement"
    • TV-PG
  445. Tuesday Night
  446. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  447. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  448. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  449. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  450. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  451. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  452. 11:00 PM Conan "Samantha Bee; Eugene & Dan Levy; Nothing But Thieves"