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  1. Yesterday
  2. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "September 20, 2017"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  3. 11:00 PM Conan "Luke Wilson; Jeff Bauman; Atlas Genius"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  4. Today
  5. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Susie"
    • TV-PG
  6. 12:30 AM Conan "Luke Wilson; Jeff Bauman; Atlas Genius"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  7. 1:30 AM Angie Tribeca "Fleas Don't Kill Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  8. 2:00 AM Angie Tribeca "Miso Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  9. 2:30 AM Angie Tribeca "Beach Blanket Sting-O"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 3:00 AM Angie Tribeca "You've Got Blackmail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  11. 3:30 AM Angie Tribeca "A Coldie but a Goodie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  12. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
  13. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Assault and Batteries"
    • TV-PG
  14. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes Deep"
    • TV-PG
  15. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Knows Something"
    • TV-PG
  16. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeway to Heaven"
    • TV-PG
  17. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Driving Mr. Boondy"
    • TV-PG
  18. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Breaks Out"
    • TV-PG
  19. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Naughty but Niece"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  20. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Business Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  21. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Business Still Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  22. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Departure Time"
    • TV-PG
  23. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Swim Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  24. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Pregnant Pause"
    • TV-PG
  25. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Pregnant Pause"
    • TV-PG
  26. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Brown History Month"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  27. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland's Angels"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  28. 12:00 PM American Dad "Love, AD Style"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  29. 12:30 PM American Dad "Killer Vacation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  30. 1:00 PM American Dad "Can I Be Frank With You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  31. 1:30 PM American Dad "American Stepdad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  32. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Brian the Bachelor"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  33. 2:30 PM Family Guy "8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  34. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  35. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  36. 4:00 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  37. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Red Sweater"
    • TV-PG
  38. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Tells ..."
    • TV-14  (D)
  39. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Videotape"
    • TV-PG
  40. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pothole"
    • TV-PG
  41. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The English Patient"
    • TV-PG
  42. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Nap"
    • TV-PG
  43. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Yada Yada"
    • TV-PG
  44. Tonight
  45. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Millennium"
    • TV-PG
  46. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Muffin Tops"
    • TV-PG
  47. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  48. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vegas Renormalization"
    • TV-14  (D)
  49. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  50. 10:30 PM The Guest Book "Story Nine"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  51. 11:00 PM Conan "Jake Gyllenhaal; Max Brooks; Rostam"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  52. Tomorrow
  53. 12:00 AM The Guest Book "Story Nine"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  54. 12:30 AM Conan "Jake Gyllenhaal; Max Brooks; Rostam"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  55. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  56. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Attack of the Killer Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  57. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Partnership Hits the Fan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 3:00 AM The Replacements
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  59. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dial `B' for Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  60. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sleepless in Chicago"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  61. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Pot to Pease In"
    • TV-PG
  62. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  63. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Man for No Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  64. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  65. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  66. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "S'no Job"
    • TV-PG
  67. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  68. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Head First"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  69. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Fat City"
    • TV-PG
  70. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Harder, Better, Faster, Browner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  72. 12:00 PM American Dad "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  73. 12:30 PM American Dad "Adventures in Hayleysitting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  74. 1:00 PM American Dad "National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  75. 1:30 PM American Dad "Finger Lenting Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  76. 2:00 PM American Dad "My Morning Straitjacket"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  77. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Model Misbehavior"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  78. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Date"
    • TV-PG
  79. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Stain"
    • TV-PG
  80. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Stripper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  81. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Monica's Boots"
    • TV-PG
  82. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Dates Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  83. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath"
    • TV-PG
  84. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Butter Shave"
    • TV-PG
  85. 6:30 PM The A-Team
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  86. Tomorrow Night
  87. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  88. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  89. 10:00 PM ELEAGUE "CS:GO Premiere 2017: Group C Play"
    • LIVE
  90. Saturday, September 23
  91. 12:00 AM The Replacements
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  92. 2:30 AM The A-Team
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  93. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  94. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Takes a Shot"
    • TV-PG
  95. 6:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Left Back"
    • TV-PG
  96. 6:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Christmas Picture"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  97. 7:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "What's With Robert?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  98. 7:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Bully on the Bus"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  99. 8:00 AM Shrek the Third
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  100. 10:00 AM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  101. 12:00 PM Shrek
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  102. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With the Secret Closet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  103. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  104. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Tea Leaves"
    • TV-PG
  105. 3:30 PM Friends "The One in Massapequa"
    • TV-PG
  106. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Interview"
    • TV-PG
  107. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  108. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cooking Class"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  109. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Is Late"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  110. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Statue"
    • TV-PG
  111. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Heart Attack"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  112. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Revenge"
    • TV-PG
  113. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Deal"
    • TV-PG
  114. Saturday Night
  115. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  116. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  117. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  118. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  119. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  120. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  121. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "September 20, 2017"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  122. 11:30 PM People of Earth "Truth or Dare"
    • TV-14  (L)
  123. Sunday, September 24
  124. 12:00 AM The Guest Book "Story Nine"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  125. 12:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Ten Inches"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 1:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Gamble"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 1:30 AM Shrek
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  128. 3:30 AM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  129. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "25 Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  130. 6:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Prodigal Son"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  131. 6:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert's Rodeo"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  132. 7:00 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  133. 7:30 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  134. 8:00 AM Friends "The One Where No One Proposes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  135. 8:30 AM Friends "The One Where Emma Cries"
    • TV-PG
  136. 9:00 AM Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  137. 11:00 AM Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  138. 2:00 PM MLB Baseball "Chicago Cubs at Milwaukee Brewers"
    • LIVE
  139. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Pediatrician"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  140. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Sharks"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  141. 6:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  142. Sunday Night
  143. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  144. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  145. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  146. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  147. 11:00 PM Conan "Conan Without Borders: Israel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  148. Monday, September 25
  149. 12:00 AM Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  150. 2:00 AM Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  151. 3:45 AM Angels in the Infield
    • TV-PG
    • NR
  152. 5:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  153. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  154. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  155. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Something Larry This Way Comes"
    • TV-PG
  156. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "And Bingo Was Her Game-O"
    • TV-PG
  157. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  158. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Male Nanny"
    • TV-PG
  159. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  160. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Phone Number"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  161. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  162. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Rats"
    • TV-PG
  163. 11:00 AM Friends "The One Where Monica Sings"
    • TV-PG
  164. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  165. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland Live!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  166. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "How Cleveland Got His Groove Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  167. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  168. 1:30 PM American Dad "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  169. 2:00 PM American Dad "Max Jets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  170. 2:30 PM American Dad "Naked to the Limit, One More Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  171. 3:00 PM American Dad "For Black Eyes Only"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  172. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "The Belchies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  173. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Bob Day Afternoon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  174. 4:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Synchronized Swimming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 5:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Burgerboss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  176. 5:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Food Truckin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  177. 6:00 PM Family Guy "The Peanut Butter Kid"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  178. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Scammed Yankees"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  179. 7:00 PM Family Guy "An App a Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  180. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Underage Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  181. Monday Night
  182. 8:00 PM Family Guy "A Lot Going on Upstairs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  183. 8:30 PM Family Guy "The Heartbreak Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  184. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Take a Letter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  185. 9:30 PM Family Guy "The New Adventures of Old Tom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  186. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Run, Chris, Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  187. 10:30 PM People of Earth "Game Night"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  188. 11:00 PM Conan "Kyle MacLachlan; Aisha Tyler"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  189. Tuesday, September 26
  190. 12:00 AM People of Earth "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  191. 12:30 AM Conan "Kyle MacLachlan; Aisha Tyler"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  192. 1:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Two Openings: Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Two Openings: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the '80s Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Godmama Drama"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 3:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the College Experience"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 4:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Rom-Commie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "User Friendly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  199. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Pump Fiction"
    • TV-PG
  200. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Radio Free Trumaine"
    • TV-PG
  201. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeless Al"
    • TV-PG
  202. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Undergraduate"
    • TV-PG
  203. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  204. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Shoe Room With a View"
    • TV-PG
  205. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Briard"
    • TV-PG
  206. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  207. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  208. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  209. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  210. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  211. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  212. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  213. 12:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  214. 12:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  215. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  216. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  217. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Blood"
    • TV-PG
  218. 2:30 PM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  219. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "It's the Great Pancake, Cleveland Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  220. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Little Man on Campus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  221. 4:00 PM American Dad "Spelling Bee My Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  222. 4:30 PM American Dad "The Missing Kink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  223. 5:00 PM American Dad "The Boring Identity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  224. 5:30 PM American Dad "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  225. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Peter's Got Woods"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  226. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Perfect Castaway"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  227. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  228. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  229. Tuesday Night
  230. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  231. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  232. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  233. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  234. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  235. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 11:00 PM Conan "Ellen Page; Impractical Jokers"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  237. Wednesday, September 27
  238. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  239. 12:30 AM Conan "Ellen Page; Impractical Jokers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  240. 1:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Sophie Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Duck Stamp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the About FaceTime"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Himmicane"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 3:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Planes, Fingers and Automobiles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 4:00 AM New Girl "Story of the 50"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  246. 4:30 AM New Girl "Jess and Julia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  247. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Reverend Al"
    • TV-PG
  248. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Bleen Was My Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  249. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Weaker Sex"
    • TV-PG
  250. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Flight of the Bumblebee"
    • TV-PG
  251. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Blonde and Blonder"
    • TV-PG
  252. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Two That Got Away"
    • TV-PG
  253. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl II"
    • TV-PG
  254. 8:30 AM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  255. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  256. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  257. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  258. 10:30 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  259. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  260. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  261. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  262. 12:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  263. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  264. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  265. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  266. 2:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  267. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Fat and Wet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  268. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Another Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  269. 4:00 PM American Dad "Lost in Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  270. 4:30 PM American Dad "Da Flippity Flop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  271. 5:00 PM American Dad "Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  272. 5:30 PM American Dad "Poltergasm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  273. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Jungle Love"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  274. 6:30 PM Family Guy "PTV"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  275. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  276. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. Wednesday Night
  278. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Robotic Manipulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  279. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  280. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  281. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Desperation Emanation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  284. 11:00 PM Conan "Andy Samberg; Jay Oakerson"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  285. Thursday, September 28
  286. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  287. 12:30 AM Conan "Andy Samberg; Jay Oakerson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  288. 1:30 AM Angie Tribeca "The Organ Trail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  289. 2:00 AM Angie Tribeca "Boyz II Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  290. 2:30 AM Angie Tribeca "The Coast is Fear"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  291. 3:00 AM Angie Tribeca "Contains Graphic Designer Violence"
    • TV-14  (V)
  292. 3:30 AM Angie Tribeca "Electoral Dysfunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  293. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bearly Men"
    • TV-PG
  294. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Love Conquers Al"
    • TV-PG
  295. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Can't Believe It's Butter"
    • TV-PG
  296. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  297. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  298. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Calendar Girl"
    • TV-PG
  299. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony and the Extra C"
    • TV-PG
  300. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  301. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  302. 8:30 AM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  303. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  304. 9:30 AM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  305. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  306. 10:30 AM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  307. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  308. 11:30 AM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  309. 12:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  310. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  311. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  312. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  313. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  314. 2:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strong Box"
    • TV-PG
  315. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Murray Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  316. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Beer Walk!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  317. 4:00 PM American Dad "Buck, Wild"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  318. 4:30 PM American Dad "Crotchwalkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  319. 5:00 PM American Dad "Kung Pao Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  320. 5:30 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  321. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Brian Goes Back to College"
    • TV-14  (D)
  322. 6:30 PM Family Guy "The Courtship of Stewie's Father"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  323. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wizard"
    • TV-PG
  324. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Burning"
    • TV-PG
  325. Thursday Night
  326. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bookstore"
    • TV-PG
  327. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Frogger"
    • TV-PG
  328. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Irish Pub Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  329. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Apology Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  330. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 21-Second Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  331. 10:30 PM The Guest Book "Story Ten"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  332. 11:00 PM Conan "Diego Luna; Rob Schneider"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  333. Friday, September 29
  334. 12:00 AM The Guest Book "Story Ten"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  335. 12:30 AM Conan "Diego Luna; Rob Schneider"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  336. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  337. 2:00 AM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  338. 2:30 AM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  339. 3:00 AM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  340. 3:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Riverboat Runs Through It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 4:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Stalking Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Turning Japanese"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  343. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes to the Dogs"
    • TV-PG
  344. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Enemies"
    • TV-PG
  345. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bud Hits the Books"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  346. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kiss of the Coffee Woman"
    • TV-PG
  347. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Torch Song Duet"
    • TV-PG
  348. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Joke's on Al"
    • TV-PG
  349. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Twisted"
    • TV-PG
  350. 8:30 AM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  351. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  352. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  353. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  354. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  355. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  356. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  357. 12:00 PM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  358. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  359. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "Good News, Bad News"
    • TV-PG
  360. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "Male Unbonding"
    • TV-PG
  361. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stakeout"
    • TV-PG
  362. 2:30 PM Seinfeld "The Robbery"
    • TV-PG
  363. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Ain't Nothin' But Mutton Bustin'"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  364. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  365. 4:00 PM American Dad "Faking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  366. 4:30 PM American Dad "Minstrel Krampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  367. 5:00 PM American Dad "Vision: Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  368. 5:30 PM American Dad "Familyland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  369. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Fat Guy Strangler"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  370. 6:30 PM Family Guy "The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 7:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  372. Friday Night
  373. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Justice League Recombination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 10:00 PM ELEAGUE "CS:GO Premiere 2017: Group D Play"
    • LIVE
  376. Saturday, September 30
  377. 12:00 AM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  378. 2:00 AM Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  379. 4:30 AM New Girl "The Landlord"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly's Gotta Habit"
    • TV-PG
  381. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Chevyweight"
    • TV-PG
  382. 6:00 AM Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  383. 8:30 AM Divergent
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  384. 11:30 AM Insurgent
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  385. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  386. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  387. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Stoned Guy"
    • TV-14
  388. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  389. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  390. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  391. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  392. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  393. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  394. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  395. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pitch"
    • TV-PG
  396. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  397. Saturday Night
  398. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bus Pants Utilization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  399. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Car Displacement"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thespian Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  401. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Benefactor Factor"
    • TV-14  (D)
  402. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cohabitation Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  403. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Toast Derivation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  404. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  405. 11:30 PM People of Earth "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  406. Sunday, October 1
  407. 12:00 AM The Guest Book "Story Ten"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  408. 12:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Emergency Contractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  409. 1:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Turtle Sense"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  410. 1:30 AM The Core
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  411. 4:30 AM New Girl "Bully"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  412. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Frank's Tribute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  413. 5:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Cruising With Marie"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  414. 6:00 AM The King of Queens "Richie's Song"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  415. 6:30 AM The King of Queens "Cello, Goodbye"
    • TV-PG
  416. 7:00 AM The King of Queens "Paternal Affairs"
    • TV-PG
  417. 7:30 AM The King of Queens "The Rock"
    • TV-PG
  418. 8:00 AM The King of Queens "Road Rayge"
    • TV-PG
  419. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  420. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  421. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  422. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  423. 10:30 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  424. 12:30 PM Horrible Bosses 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  425. 3:00 PM MLB Baseball
    • LIVE
  426. 6:00 PM Seinfeld
  427. 6:30 PM Seinfeld
  428. 7:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  429. Sunday Night
  430. 9:00 PM Magic Mike XXL
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  431. 11:30 PM Entourage
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  432. Monday, October 2
  433. 1:45 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  434. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Chevyweight"
    • TV-PG
  435. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Bundy Thanksgiving"
    • TV-PG
  436. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Juggs Have Left the Building"
    • TV-PG
  437. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "God Rest Ye Merry Bundymen"
    • TV-PG
  438. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Crimes Against Obesity"
    • TV-PG
  439. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Stepford Peg"
    • TV-PG
  440. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bud on the Side"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  441. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Grime and Punishment"
    • TV-PG
  442. 8:00 AM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"