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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 7:30 AM The King of Queens "Sight Gag"
    • TV-PG
  3. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  4. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  5. 9:00 AM Hulk
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  6. 11:30 AM True Lies
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  7. 2:30 PM Horrible Bosses 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  8. 5:00 PM Get Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  9. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Celebration Experimentation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  10. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Application Deterioration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  11. Last Night
  12. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Solder Excursion Diversion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  13. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Big Bear Precipitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  14. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gyroscopic Collapse"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  15. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Long Distance Dissonance"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  16. 10:00 PM Search Party "Frenzy"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  17. 10:30 PM Search Party "Psychosis"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  18. 11:00 PM Search Party "Frenzy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  19. 11:30 PM Search Party "Psychosis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  20. Today
  21. 12:00 AM The Bourne Identity
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  22. 2:30 AM The Bourne Supremacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  23. 4:30 AM New Girl "Rumspringa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 5:00 AM New Girl "Young Adult"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  26. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"
    • TV-PG
  27. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ride Scare"
    • TV-PG
  28. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
  29. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Assault and Batteries"
    • TV-PG
  30. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  31. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  32. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  33. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  34. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  35. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  36. 11:00 AM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  37. 11:30 AM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  38. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Curious Case of Jr. Working at the Stool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  39. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "A Cleveland Brown Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  40. 1:00 PM American Dad "Buck, Wild"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  41. 1:30 PM American Dad "Crotchwalkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  42. 2:00 PM American Dad "Kung Pao Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  43. 2:30 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  44. 3:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Best Burger"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  45. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Father of the Bob"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  46. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Tina Tailor Soldier Spy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  47. 4:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Midday Run"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  48. 5:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Speakeasy Rider"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  49. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Pilling Them Softly"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  50. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Papa Has a Rollin' Son"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  51. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Guy Robot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  52. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Peternormal Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  53. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Peter, Chris & Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  54. Tonight
  55. 8:00 PM Family Guy "The Finer Strings"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  56. 8:30 PM Family Guy "The Dating Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  57. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Cop and a Half-wit"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  58. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Saturated Fat Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  59. 10:00 PM Tarantula "Pajattery"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  60. 10:30 PM Tarantula "Frog Flog"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  61. 11:00 PM Conan "Stephen Colbert; Rod Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  62. Tomorrow
  63. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  64. 12:30 AM Conan "Stephen Colbert; Rod Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  65. 1:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pity Party Bus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Show and Don't Tell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Loophole"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Attack of the Killer Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  69. 3:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Partnership Hits the Fan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 4:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Ten Inches"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes Deep"
    • TV-PG
  72. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Knows Something"
    • TV-PG
  73. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeway to Heaven"
    • TV-PG
  74. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Driving Mr. Boondy"
    • TV-PG
  75. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Breaks Out"
    • TV-PG
  76. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Naughty but Niece"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  77. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Business Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  78. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Business Still Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  79. 8:30 AM The King of Queens "King Pong"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  80. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Dreading Vows"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  81. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Houser"
    • TV-PG
  82. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  83. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  84. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  85. 11:30 AM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  86. 12:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  87. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  88. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  89. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  90. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  91. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  92. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  93. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  94. 4:00 PM American Dad "Vision: Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  95. 4:30 PM American Dad "Familyland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  96. 5:00 PM American Dad "Cock of the Sleepwalk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  97. 5:30 PM American Dad "Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  98. 6:00 PM Family Guy "The Peanut Butter Kid"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  99. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Scammed Yankees"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  100. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closet Reconfiguration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  101. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tenure Turbulence"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. Tomorrow Night
  103. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closure Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  104. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Resurgence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  105. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Spell Potential"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  106. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bon Voyage Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  107. 10:00 PM Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild "The Game for Playas"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 10:30 PM Drop the Mic "David Arquette vs. Brian Tyree Henry; Jesse Tyler Ferguson vs. Chrissy Metz"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 11:00 PM Conan "Keegan-Michael Key; Jon Dore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  110. Wednesday, December 20
  111. 12:00 AM Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild "The Game for Playas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 12:30 AM Conan "Keegan-Michael Key; Jon Dore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  113. 1:30 AM The Replacements
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  114. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dial `B' for Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  115. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sleepless in Chicago"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  116. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Pot to Pease In"
    • TV-PG
  117. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  118. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Man for No Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  119. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  120. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  121. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  122. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Takes a Shot"
    • TV-PG
  123. 8:30 AM The King of Queens "Eggsit Strategy"
    • TV-PG
  124. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Noel Cowards"
    • TV-PG
  125. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Net Prophets"
    • TV-PG
  126. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  127. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Beard"
    • TV-PG
  128. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Doorman"
    • TV-PG
  129. 11:30 AM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  130. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  131. 12:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  132. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  133. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  134. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  135. 2:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  136. 3:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  137. 3:30 PM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  138. 4:00 PM American Dad "I Ain't No Holodeck Boy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  139. 4:30 PM American Dad "Stan Goes on the Pill"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  140. 5:00 PM American Dad "Honey, I'm Homeland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  141. 5:30 PM American Dad "She Swill Survive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  142. 6:00 PM Family Guy "An App a Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  143. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Underage Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  144. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  145. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Deception Verification"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. Wednesday Night
  147. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Scavenger Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  148. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Raiders Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  149. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Workplace Proximity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  150. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Romance Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  151. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  152. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "December 20, 2017"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  153. 11:00 PM Conan "Bill Clinton; Jack Whitehall"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  154. Thursday, December 21
  155. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "December 20, 2017"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  156. 12:30 AM Conan "Bill Clinton; Jack Whitehall"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  157. 1:30 AM The Detour "The Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  158. 2:00 AM The Detour "The Hotel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  159. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Tank"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  160. 3:00 AM The Detour "The Restaurant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  161. 3:30 AM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  162. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Get the Dodge Out of Hell"
    • TV-PG
  163. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "25 Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  164. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  165. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  166. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Something Larry This Way Comes"
    • TV-PG
  167. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "And Bingo Was Her Game-O"
    • TV-PG
  168. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "User Friendly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  169. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pump Fiction"
    • TV-PG
  170. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Radio Free Trumaine"
    • TV-PG
  171. 8:30 AM The King of Queens "Better Camera"
    • TV-PG
  172. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Ovary Action"
    • TV-PG
  173. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Mentalo Case"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  174. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Jimmy"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  175. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Doodle"
    • TV-PG
  176. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Fusilli Jerry"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  177. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  178. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  179. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  180. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  181. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  182. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  183. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  184. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  185. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  186. 4:00 PM American Dad "Rubberneckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  187. 4:30 PM American Dad "Permanent Record Wrecker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  188. 5:00 PM American Dad "News Glance With Genevieve Vavance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  189. 5:30 PM American Dad "The Longest Distance Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  190. 6:00 PM Family Guy "A Lot Going on Upstairs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  191. 6:30 PM Family Guy "The Heartbreak Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  192. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Diplomats Club"
    • TV-PG
  193. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Understudy"
    • TV-PG
  194. Thursday Night
  195. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  196. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  197. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Itchy Brain Simulation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  198. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thanksgiving Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  199. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Discovery Dissipation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  200. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper Extraction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  201. 11:00 PM Conan "The Cast of Daddy's Home 2; Jon Dore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  202. Friday, December 22
  203. 12:00 AM Drop the Mic "David Arquette vs. Brian Tyree Henry; Jesse Tyler Ferguson vs. Chrissy Metz"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 12:30 AM Conan "The Cast of Daddy's Home 2; Jon Dore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  205. 1:30 AM Project X
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  206. 3:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Gamble"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 4:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the '80s Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeless Al"
    • TV-PG
  209. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Undergraduate"
    • TV-PG
  210. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  211. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
    • TV-PG
  212. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  213. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  214. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  215. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  216. 8:30 AM The King of Queens "Santa Claustrophobia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  217. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Silent Mite"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  218. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Baker's Doesn't"
    • TV-PG
  219. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  220. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  221. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  222. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG
  223. 12:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  224. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG
  225. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Inappropriate Sister"
    • TV-PG
  226. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Routine"
    • TV-PG
  227. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Candy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  228. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  229. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Monica's Boots"
    • TV-PG
  230. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Step Forward"
    • TV-PG
  231. 4:00 PM American Dad "Season's Beatings"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  232. 4:30 PM American Dad "Minstrel Krampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  233. 5:00 PM American Dad "Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  234. 5:30 PM American Dad "Ninety North, Zero West"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  235. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Road to the North Pole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  236. 7:00 PM Family Guy "The 2,000-Year-Old-Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  237. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  238. Friday Night
  239. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  240. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Santa Simulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper Extraction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  242. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Clean Room Infiltration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  243. 10:00 PM Surprise! Instant Xmas Carol!
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 11:00 PM Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild "The Game for Playas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 11:30 PM Drop the Mic "David Arquette vs. Brian Tyree Henry; Jesse Tyler Ferguson vs. Chrissy Metz"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. Saturday, December 23
  247. 12:00 AM ELEAGUE "The ELeague Cup: Rocket League Finals"
    • NEW
  248. 1:00 AM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  249. 3:30 AM Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  250. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  251. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  252. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Can't Believe It's Butter"
    • TV-PG
  253. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "God Rest Ye Merry Bundymen"
    • TV-PG
  254. 8:00 AM Just Like Heaven
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  255. 10:00 AM Hot Pursuit
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  256. 12:00 PM Never Been Kissed
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  257. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG
  258. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  259. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG
  260. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Inappropriate Sister"
    • TV-PG
  261. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Routine"
    • TV-PG
  262. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Candy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  263. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  264. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  265. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  266. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  267. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  268. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Gum"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  269. Saturday Night
  270. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  271. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hesitation Ramification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  272. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Occupation Recalibration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  273. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Convention Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  274. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotive Manipulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  275. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Table Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  276. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "December 20, 2017"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  277. 11:30 PM Search Party "Frenzy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  278. Sunday, December 24
  279. 12:00 AM Search Party "Psychosis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  280. 12:30 AM Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild "The Game for Playas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 1:00 AM Drop the Mic "David Arquette vs. Brian Tyree Henry; Jesse Tyler Ferguson vs. Chrissy Metz"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 1:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Holidays"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And a Loan for Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 2:30 AM Just Like Heaven
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  285. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "All I Want for Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  286. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Christmas Picture"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  287. 5:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Christmas Present"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  288. 6:00 AM The King of Queens "Noel Cowards"
    • TV-PG
  289. 6:30 AM The King of Queens "Net Prophets"
    • TV-PG
  290. 7:00 AM The King of Queens "Mentalo Case"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  291. 7:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG
  292. 8:00 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  293. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  294. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  295. 9:30 AM Bedtime Stories
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  296. 11:15 AM Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  297. 1:00 PM Kicking & Screaming
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  298. 3:00 PM Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  299. 5:00 PM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  300. 7:00 PM Surprise! Instant Xmas Carol!
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. Sunday Night
  302. 8:00 PM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  303. 10:00 PM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  304. Monday, December 25
  305. 12:00 AM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  306. 2:00 AM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  307. 4:00 AM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  308. 6:00 AM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  309. 8:00 AM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  310. 10:00 AM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  311. 12:00 PM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  312. 2:00 PM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  313. 4:00 PM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  314. 6:00 PM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  315. Monday Night
  316. 8:00 PM American Dad "Santa, Schmanta"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  317. 8:30 PM Family Guy "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas"
    • TV-14
  318. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  319. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Christmas Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  320. 10:00 PM Tarantula "Shabzinzo"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  321. 10:30 PM Tarantula "Pig Head"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  322. 11:00 PM Conan "Bob Newhart; Tom Segura; Sheryl Crow"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  323. Tuesday, December 26
  324. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  325. 12:30 AM Conan "Bob Newhart; Tom Segura; Sheryl Crow"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  326. 1:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Holidays"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And a Loan for Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Two Openings: Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 3:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Two Openings: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 4:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Godmama Drama"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Shoe Room With a View"
    • TV-PG
  333. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Briard"
    • TV-PG
  334. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Reverend Al"
    • TV-PG
  335. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "How Bleen Was My Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  336. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Weaker Sex"
    • TV-PG
  337. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Flight of the Bumblebee"
    • TV-PG
  338. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Blonde and Blonder"
    • TV-PG
  339. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Two That Got Away"
    • TV-PG
  340. 8:30 AM The King of Queens "Doug Less"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  341. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Doug Less"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  342. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Nocturnal Omission"
    • TV-14  (D)
  343. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Face Painter"
    • TV-PG
  344. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  345. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Postponement"
    • TV-PG
  346. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  347. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Stoned Guy"
    • TV-14
  348. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  349. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  350. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  351. 2:00 PM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  352. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  353. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  354. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  355. 4:00 PM American Dad "A Boy Named Michael"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  356. 4:30 PM American Dad "Roger Passes the Bar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  357. 5:00 PM American Dad "Blagsnarst, A Love Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  358. 5:30 PM American Dad "Blonde Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  359. 6:00 PM Family Guy "The 2,000-Year-Old-Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  360. 6:30 PM Family Guy "The New Adventures of Old Tom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  361. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  362. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Mommy Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  363. Tuesday Night
  364. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Indecision Amalgamation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  365. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Relationship Diremption"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  366. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anything Can Happen Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  367. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  368. 10:00 PM Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild "The Game's the Thing...and Cash is King"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 10:30 PM Drop the Mic "Pentatonix vs. Bell Biv Devoe; Padma Lakshmi vs. Randy Jackson"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 11:00 PM Conan "Diego Luna; Aisha Tyler; Moses Storm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  371. Wednesday, December 27
  372. 12:00 AM Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild "The Game's the Thing...and Cash is King"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 12:30 AM Conan "Diego Luna; Aisha Tyler; Moses Storm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  374. 1:30 AM The Interview
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  375. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl II"
    • TV-PG
  376. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Bearly Men"
    • TV-PG
  377. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Love Conquers Al"
    • TV-PG
  378. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  379. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  380. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Calendar Girl"
    • TV-PG
  381. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony and the Extra C"
    • TV-PG
  382. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  383. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  384. 8:30 AM The King of Queens "Secret Garden"
    • TV-14  (D)
  385. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Affidavit Justice"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  386. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "American Idle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  387. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Maestro"
    • TV-PG
  388. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Wink"
    • TV-PG
  389. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Hot Tub"
    • TV-PG
  390. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  391. 12:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  392. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  393. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  394. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  395. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  396. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  397. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Baby on the Bus"
    • TV-PG
  398. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  399. 4:00 PM American Dad "CIAPOW"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  400. 4:30 PM American Dad "Scents and Sensei-bility"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  401. 5:00 PM American Dad "Big Stan on Campus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  402. 5:30 PM American Dad "Now and Gwen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  403. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Run, Chris, Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  404. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Road to India"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  405. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Dissolution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  406. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Status Quo Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  407. Wednesday Night
  408. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotion Interruption"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  409. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Junior Professor Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  410. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The First Pitch Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  411. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hook-Up Reverberation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  412. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Focus Attenuation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  413. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
  414. 11:00 PM Conan "Andy Samberg; Jay Oakerson; J. Roddy Walston and the Business"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  415. Thursday, December 28
  416. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
  417. 12:30 AM Conan "Andy Samberg; Jay Oakerson; J. Roddy Walston and the Business"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  418. 1:30 AM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  419. 2:00 AM The Detour "The Road"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  420. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Drop"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  421. 3:00 AM The Detour "The Track"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  422. 3:30 AM The Detour "The Beach"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  423. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Turning Japanese"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  424. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes to the Dogs"
    • TV-PG
  425. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Enemies"
    • TV-PG
  426. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Bud Hits the Books"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  427. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kiss of the Coffee Woman"
    • TV-PG
  428. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Torch Song Duet"
    • TV-PG
  429. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Joke's on Al"
    • TV-PG
  430. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Twisted"
    • TV-PG
  431. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Children of the Corns"
    • TV-PG
  432. 8:30 AM The King of Queens "Frigid Heirs"
    • TV-PG
  433. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Switch Sitters"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  434. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Cheap Saks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  435. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Soup Nazi"
    • TV-PG
  436. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Secret Code"
    • TV-PG
  437. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pool Guy"
    • TV-PG
  438. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With Russ"
    • TV-PG
  439. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  440. 12:30 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  441. 1:00 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG