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  1. Yesterday
  2. 3:00 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  3. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  4. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  5. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS"
    • TV-PG
  6. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  7. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Fire"
    • TV-PG
  8. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jimmy"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  9. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Blood"
    • TV-PG
  10. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wallet"
    • TV-PG
  11. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Watch"
    • TV-PG
  12. Last Night
  13. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Christmas Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  14. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Peter Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  15. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Ornithophobia Diffusion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  16. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  17. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Speckerman Recurrence"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Shiny Trinket Maneuver"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  19. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  20. Today
  21. 12:00 AM The Office "Weight Loss Part 2"
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
  22. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  23. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You Wreck Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  24. 2:00 AM Something Borrowed
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  25. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  26. 5:30 AM The Office "Business Ethics"
    • TV-PG
  27. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Russell's Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Voluntary Commitment"
    • TV-14  (D)
  29. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "All-Nite Security Dude"
    • TV-PG
  30. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers"
    • TV-PG
  31. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Oldies but Young 'Uns"
    • TV-PG
  32. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Shop Around"
    • TV-PG
  33. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Shop Around"
    • TV-PG
  34. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?"
    • TV-PG
  35. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Route 666"
    • TV-PG
  36. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Secret Garden"
    • TV-14  (D)
  37. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Affidavit Justice"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  38. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Houser"
    • TV-PG
  39. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Ship'rect"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  40. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Back to Cool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  41. 1:00 PM American Dad "Poltergasm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  42. 1:30 PM American Dad "Buck, Wild"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  43. 2:00 PM American Dad "Crotchwalkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  44. 2:30 PM American Dad "Kung Pao Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  45. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  46. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Yeti"
    • TV-PG
  47. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  48. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where No One Proposes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  49. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  50. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  51. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Butter Shave"
    • TV-PG
  52. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  53. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  54. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  55. Tonight
  56. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Grimm Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  57. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Brian's a Bad Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  58. 9:00 PM Sherlock Holmes
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  59. 11:30 PM Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  60. Tomorrow
  61. 2:00 AM Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  62. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  63. 5:30 AM The Office "Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  64. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Route 666"
    • TV-PG
  65. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck the Stud"
    • TV-PG
  66. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Top of the Heap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  67. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  68. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  69. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "If Al Had a Hammer"
    • TV-PG
  70. 9:00 AM The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • NR
  71. 11:00 AM Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  72. 1:30 PM It's Complicated
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  73. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Emma Cries"
    • TV-PG
  74. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Pediatrician"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  75. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sharks"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  76. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  77. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  78. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup Nazi"
    • TV-PG
  79. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  80. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Phone Message"
    • TV-PG
  81. Tomorrow Night
  82. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Recombination Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  83. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Beta Test Initiation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  84. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Contraction"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  85. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vacation Solution"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  86. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Rothman Disintegration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  87. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Werewolf Transformation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  88. 11:00 PM Clipped "Mo's Ma"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  89. 11:30 PM Cougar Town "A Woman in Love (It's Not Me)"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  90. Sunday, August 2
  91. 12:00 AM Cougar Town "Don't Come Around Here No More"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  92. 12:30 AM Your Highness
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  93. 2:30 AM Year One
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  94. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  95. 5:30 AM The Office "Crime Aid"
    • TV-PG
  96. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  97. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Has a Belly Ache"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  98. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "If I Could See Me Now"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  99. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "God's Shoes"
    • TV-PG
  100. 8:00 AM Year One
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  101. 10:00 AM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  102. 12:00 PM Your Highness
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  103. 2:00 PM MLB Baseball "New York Yankees at Chicago White Sox"
    • LIVE
  104. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Male Nanny"
    • TV-PG
  105. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  106. 6:00 PM Happy Gilmore
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  107. Sunday Night
  108. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Weekend Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  109. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Transporter Malfunction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  110. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hawking Excitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  111. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Stag Convergence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  112. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Launch Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  113. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Countdown Reflection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  114. 11:00 PM Happy Gilmore
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  115. Monday, August 3
  116. 1:00 AM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  117. 3:00 AM Zoolander
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  118. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  119. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Jeff's New Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Dad's Visit"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  122. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  123. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Bundy, Shoe Dick"
    • TV-PG
  124. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "So This Is How Sinatra Felt"
    • TV-PG
  125. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Who Have Nothing"
    • TV-PG
  126. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Mystery of Skull Island"
    • TV-PG
  127. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Eggsit Strategy"
    • TV-PG
  128. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "American Idle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  129. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Santa Claustrophobia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  130. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Thanks, Man"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  131. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Your Show of Shows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  132. 12:30 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  133. 1:00 PM American Dad "Faking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  134. 1:30 PM American Dad "Minstrel Krampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  135. 2:00 PM American Dad "Vision: Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  136. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Mom's the Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  137. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Rats"
    • TV-PG
  138. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Monica Sings"
    • TV-PG
  139. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  140. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  141. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opposite"
    • TV-PG
  142. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Hamptons"
    • TV-PG
  143. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Truth"
    • TV-PG
  144. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Parking Garage"
    • TV-PG
  145. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  146. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Robbery"
    • TV-PG
  147. Monday Night
  148. 8:00 PM Family Guy "3 Acts of God"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  149. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Fresh Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  150. 9:00 PM American Dad "Roy Rogers McFreely"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  151. 9:30 PM American Dad "Jack's Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  152. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  153. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Herpe, the Love Sore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  154. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  155. Tuesday, August 4
  156. 12:00 AM The Office "Employee Transfer"
    • TV-PG
  157. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  158. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Two Gunslingers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  159. 2:00 AM Cliffhanger
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  160. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  161. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  162. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Lyin' King"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Poaching Timmy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  164. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Just Shoe It"
    • TV-PG
  165. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rites of Passage"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  166. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Egg and I"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  167. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Psychic Avengers"
    • TV-PG
  168. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Dinner With Anthrax"
    • TV-PG
  169. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hi, I.Q."
    • TV-PG
  170. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Frigid Heirs"
    • TV-PG
  171. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Switch Sitters"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  172. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Cheap Saks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  173. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Damned Yanky"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  174. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Hot Cocoa Bang Bang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  175. 12:30 PM American Dad "Familyland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  176. 1:00 PM American Dad "Cock of the Sleepwalk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  177. 1:30 PM American Dad "Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  178. 2:00 PM American Dad "I Ain't No Holodeck Boy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  179. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Most Interesting Man in the World"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  180. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  181. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  182. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  183. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  184. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  185. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  186. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  187. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pen"
    • TV-PG
  188. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  189. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  190. Tuesday Night
  191. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Date Night Variable"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Decoupling Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  193. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Higgs Boson Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  194. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Re-Entry Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  195. 10:00 PM Clipped "The Gambler"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Holographic Excitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  197. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  198. Wednesday, August 5
  199. 12:00 AM Clipped "The Gambler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  201. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Here Comes My Girl"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  202. 2:00 AM Daredevil
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  203. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  204. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  205. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Old Timer's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Twice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  207. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Teacher Pets"
    • TV-PG
  208. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Good-bye Girl"
    • TV-PG
  209. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Gas Station Show"
    • TV-PG
  210. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show"
    • TV-PG
  211. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: Wastin' the Company's Money"
    • TV-PG
  212. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: We're Spending as Fast as We Can"
    • TV-PG
  213. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Multiple Plots"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  214. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Trash Talker"
    • TV-PG
  215. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Precedent Nixin'"
    • TV-PG
  216. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Foe: Pa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  217. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "BFFs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  218. 12:30 PM American Dad "Stan Goes on the Pill"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  219. 1:00 PM American Dad "Honey, I'm Homeland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  220. 1:30 PM American Dad "She Swill Survive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  221. 2:00 PM American Dad "Rubberneckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  222. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Baby Got Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  223. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Joke"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  224. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Sister"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  225. 4:00 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  226. 4:30 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  227. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  228. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  229. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  230. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  231. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Implant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  232. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  233. Wednesday Night
  234. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Extract Obliteration"
    • TV-14  (L)
  235. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Habitation Configuration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  236. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 43 Peculiarity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  237. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Parking Spot Escalation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fish Guts Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  239. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Santa Simulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  241. Thursday, August 6
  242. 12:00 AM The Office "Customer Survey"
    • TV-PG
  243. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  244. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Mystery Man"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  245. 2:00 AM Hellboy II: The Golden Army
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  246. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  247. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Magnificent Seven"
    • TV-PG
  248. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Challenge"
    • TV-14  (D)
  249. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Family Style"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  251. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Every Bundy Has a Birthday"
    • TV-PG
  252. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al on the Rocks"
    • TV-PG
  253. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "What I Did for Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Frat Chance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  255. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Chicago Wine Party"
    • TV-PG
  256. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Tank Heaven"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  257. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Altar Ego"
    • TV-PG
  258. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Icky Shuffle"
    • TV-PG
  259. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Awful Bigamy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  260. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Hurricane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  261. 12:30 PM American Dad "Permanent Record Wrecker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  262. 1:00 PM American Dad "News Glance With Genevieve Vavance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  263. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Longest Distance Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  264. 2:00 PM American Dad "A Boy Named Michael"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  265. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Meg Stinks!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  266. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Unagi"
    • TV-PG
  267. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Dates a Student"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  268. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Fridge"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  269. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  270. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  271. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  272. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pool Guy"
    • TV-PG
  273. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Frogger"
    • TV-PG
  274. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Hot Tub"
    • TV-PG
  275. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wig Master"
    • TV-PG
  276. Thursday Night
  277. 8:00 PM Family Guy "He's Bla-ack!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  278. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Chap Stewie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  279. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Egg Salad Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bakersfield Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  281. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper/Kripke Inversion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spoiler Alert Segmentation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  284. Friday, August 7
  285. 12:00 AM The Office "Business Trip"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  286. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  287. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Rhino Skin"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  288. 2:00 AM John Carter
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  289. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  290. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG
  291. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "May Divorce Be With You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "House Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Rock of Ages"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  294. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Death of a Shoe Salesman"
    • TV-PG
  295. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Old College Try"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  297. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Wedding Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  298. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This"
    • TV-PG
  299. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Heels on Wheels"
    • TV-PG
  300. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  301. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Head First"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  302. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Fat City"
    • TV-PG
  303. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Nightmare on Grace Street"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  304. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Skip Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  305. 1:00 PM American Dad "Roger Passes the Bar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  306. 1:30 PM American Dad "Blagsnarst, A Love Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  307. 2:00 PM American Dad "Blonde Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  308. 2:30 PM American Dad "CIAPOW"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  309. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  310. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  311. 4:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  312. 4:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  313. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  314. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  315. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  316. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pitch"
    • TV-PG
  317. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Ticket"
    • TV-PG
  318. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Seven"
    • TV-PG
  319. Friday Night
  320. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Death Has a Shadow"
    • TV-14  (L)
  321. 8:30 PM Family Guy "I Never Met the Dead Man"
    • TV-14
  322. 9:00 PM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  323. 11:00 PM Clipped "The Gambler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 11:30 PM Cougar Town "Scare Easy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  325. Saturday, August 8
  326. 12:00 AM Cougar Town "Stop Dragging My Heart Around"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  327. 12:30 AM Life as We Know It
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  328. 3:00 AM One for the Money
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  329. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  330. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Mr. Empty Pants"
    • TV-PG
  331. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Can't Miss"
    • TV-PG
  332. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy and the Pirates"
    • TV-PG
  333. 7:30 AM Role Models
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  334. 9:30 AM One for the Money
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  335. 11:30 AM Life as We Know It
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  336. 2:00 PM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  337. 4:00 PM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  338. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  339. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  340. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  341. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  342. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Invitations"
    • TV-PG
  343. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Money"
    • TV-PG
  344. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  345. Saturday Night
  346. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tangible Affection Proof"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monster Isolation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  348. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Contractual Obligation Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  349. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closet Reconfiguration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  350. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tenure Turbulence"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closure Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  352. 11:00 PM America's Next Weatherman "Into the Storm"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. Sunday, August 9
  354. 12:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Into the Storm"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 1:00 AM Knocked Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  356. 3:30 AM The House Bunny
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  357. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Go for the Old"
    • TV-PG
  358. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Un-Alful Entry"
    • TV-PG
  359. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Movie Show"
    • TV-PG
  360. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Till Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  361. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "'Tis Time to Smell the Roses"
    • TV-PG
  362. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Old Insurance Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  363. 8:30 AM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  364. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  365. 9:30 AM Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  366. 11:30 AM Definitely, Maybe
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  367. 2:00 PM MLB Baseball "San Francisco Giants at Chicago Cubs"
    • NEW
  368. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  369. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  370. 6:00 PM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  371. Sunday Night
  372. 8:00 PM Knocked Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  373. 10:30 PM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  374. Monday, August 10
  375. 1:00 AM Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  376. 3:00 AM Definitely, Maybe
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  377. 5:30 AM The Office "Frame Toby"
    • TV-PG
  378. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Sex Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  379. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Flirting"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  380. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Wedding Repercussions"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  381. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Proposition"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  382. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?"
    • TV-PG
  383. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hood in the Boyz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  384. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Proud to Be Your Bud"
    • TV-PG
  385. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Luck of the Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  386. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Richie's Song"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  387. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Cello, Goodbye"
    • TV-PG
  388. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Paternal Affairs"
    • TV-PG
  389. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "The Rock"
    • TV-PG
  390. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Yemen Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  391. 12:30 PM American Dad "Scents and Sensei-bility"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  392. 1:00 PM American Dad "Big Stan on Campus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  393. 1:30 PM American Dad "Now and Gwen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  394. 2:00 PM American Dad "Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  395. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Chitty Chitty Death Bang"
    • TV-14
  396. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  397. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  398. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  399. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  400. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  401. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strong Box"
    • TV-PG
  402. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wizard"
    • TV-PG
  403. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Burning"
    • TV-PG
  404. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bookstore"
    • TV-PG
  405. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Maid"
    • TV-PG
  406. Monday Night
  407. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Mind Over Murder"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  408. 8:30 PM Family Guy "A Hero Sits Next Door"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  409. 9:00 PM American Dad "Bar Mitzvah Hustle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  410. 9:30 PM American Dad "Wife Insurance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  411. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Resurgence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  412. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Spell Potential"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  413. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  414. Tuesday, August 11
  415. 12:00 AM The Office "The Surplus"
    • TV-PG
  416. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  417. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "All the Wrong Reasons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  418. 2:00 AM The Time Traveler's Wife
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  419. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  420. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  421. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Snoozin' for a Bruisin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  422. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  423. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Banking on Marcy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  424. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Chicken, No Check"
    • TV-PG
  425. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Take My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG
  426. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Scared Single"
    • TV-PG
  427. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Ma'am"
    • TV-PG
  428. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dancing With Weezie"
    • TV-PG
  429. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Road Rayge"
    • TV-PG
  430. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Educating Doug"
    • TV-PG
  431. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Supermarket Story"
    • TV-PG
  432. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Fixer Upper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  433. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Sex and the Biddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  434. 12:30 PM American Dad "LGBSteve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  435. 1:00 PM American Dad "Morning Mimosa"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  436. 1:30 PM American Dad "My Affair Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  437. 2:00 PM American Dad "A Star Is Reborn"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  438. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Son Also Draws"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  439. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  440. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  441. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  442. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  443. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  444. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  445. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  446. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  447. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  448. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Postponement"
    • TV-PG
  449. Tuesday Night
  450. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bon Voyage Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  451. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  452. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Deception Verification"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  453. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Scavenger Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  454. 10:00 PM Clipped "Free Wednesday"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  455. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Raiders Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  456. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW