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  2. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  3. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Killer Robot Instability"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Super PACs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  5. 11:30 PM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  6. Today
  7. 1:30 AM Head of State
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  8. 3:30 AM Lottery Ticket
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  9. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Loses His Cherry"
    • TV-PG
  10. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Sue Got Work"
    • TV-PG
  11. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... Without Children"
    • TV-PG
  12. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Poker Game"
    • TV-PG
  13. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  14. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Butter Shave"
    • TV-PG
  15. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  16. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  17. 9:30 AM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  18. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  19. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  20. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  21. 11:30 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  22. 1:30 PM Blended
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  23. 4:00 PM MLB Baseball "Chicago Cubs at Los Angeles Dodgers"
    • NEW
  24. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Capacitance"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  25. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cushion Saturation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  26. Tonight
  27. 8:00 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  28. 10:15 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  29. Tomorrow
  30. 12:30 AM Blended
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  31. 3:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  32. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  33. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Where's the Boss?"
    • TV-PG
  34. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Nightmare on Al's Street"
    • TV-PG
  35. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Johnny B. Gone"
    • TV-PG
  36. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Can Do It"
    • TV-PG
  37. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  38. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  39. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Maybe Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  40. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Art House"
    • TV-PG
  41. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Dugan Groupie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  42. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Lost Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  43. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  44. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Harder, Better, Faster, Browner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  45. 12:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  46. 12:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  47. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  48. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  49. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  50. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  51. 3:00 PM New Girl "Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  52. 3:30 PM New Girl "Sister II"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  53. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  54. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  55. 5:00 PM American Dad "Ricky Spanish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  56. 5:30 PM American Dad "Toy Whorey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  57. 6:00 PM American Dad "Love, AD Style"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  58. 6:30 PM American Dad "Killer Vacation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  59. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Road to the Multiverse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  60. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Family Goy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  61. Tomorrow Night
  62. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Spies Reminiscent of Us"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  63. 8:30 PM American Dad "Can I Be Frank With You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  64. 9:00 PM American Dad "American Stepdad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  65. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Brian's Got a Brand New Bag"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  66. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Hannah Banana"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  67. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Gary Johnson, Pt. 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  68. 11:00 PM Conan "Walton Goggins; Tig Notaro; Corinne Bailey Rae"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  69. Tuesday, August 30
  70. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake War"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 12:30 AM Conan "Walton Goggins; Tig Notaro; Corinne Bailey Rae"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  72. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You Can Still Change Your Mind"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  73. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Ways to Be Wicked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  74. 2:30 AM The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • NR
  75. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  76. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "If I Were a Rich Man"
    • TV-PG
  77. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "For Whom the Bell Tolls"
    • TV-PG
  78. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  79. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  80. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Born to Walk"
    • TV-PG
  81. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Alley of the Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  82. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Razor's Edge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  83. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Furious George"
    • TV-PG
  84. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Entertainment Weakly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  85. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Name Dropper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  86. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Off-Track ... Bedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  87. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland Live!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  88. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "How Cleveland Got His Groove Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  89. 12:00 PM American Dad "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  90. 12:30 PM American Dad "Adventures in Hayleysitting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  91. 1:00 PM American Dad "National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  92. 1:30 PM American Dad "Finger Lenting Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  93. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Peter Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  94. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Grimm Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  95. 3:00 PM New Girl "Sister III"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 3:30 PM New Girl "Mars Landing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  98. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  99. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  100. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby on the Bus"
    • TV-PG
  101. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  102. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  103. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  104. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  105. Tuesday Night
  106. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Terminator Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  107. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Work Song Nanocluster"
    • TV-14  (D)
  108. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  110. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vegas Renormalization"
    • TV-14  (D)
  111. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  112. 11:00 PM Conan "Steven Ho; David Cross; Dan Naturman"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  113. Wednesday, August 31
  114. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pre-Approved Credit Card"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 12:30 AM Conan "Steven Ho; David Cross; Dan Naturman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  116. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Money Becomes King"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  117. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Southern Accents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  118. 2:30 AM The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • NR
  119. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  120. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Do You Spell Revenge?"
    • TV-PG
  121. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Earth Angel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  122. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
    • TV-PG
  123. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guys and Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  124. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Build a Better Mousetrap"
    • TV-PG
  125. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Master the Possibilities"
    • TV-PG
  126. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Loves Al, ``Yeah, Yeah, Yeah''"
    • TV-PG
  127. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Awed Couple"
    • TV-PG
  128. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Silent Mite"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  129. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Cologne Ranger"
    • TV-PG
  130. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Domestic Disturbance"
    • TV-PG
  131. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "It's the Great Pancake, Cleveland Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Little Man on Campus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  133. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  134. 12:30 PM American Dad "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  135. 1:00 PM American Dad "Max Jets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  136. 1:30 PM American Dad "Naked to the Limit, One More Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  137. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Brian's a Bad Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  138. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Mom's the Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  139. 3:00 PM New Girl "Fired Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 3:30 PM New Girl "Big News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  142. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  143. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  144. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  145. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  146. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  147. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  148. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  149. Wednesday Night
  150. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  151. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  152. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  153. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  154. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  155. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  156. 11:00 PM Conan "Jeff Bridges; Jeff Ross; Brent Sullivan"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  157. Thursday, September 1
  158. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And The Candy Manwich"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 12:30 AM Conan "Jeff Bridges; Jeff Ross; Brent Sullivan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  160. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Down South"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  161. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Square One"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  162. 2:30 AM The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • NR
  163. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  164. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Great Escape"
    • TV-PG
  165. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Impo-Dent"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  166. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Just Married ... With Children"
    • TV-PG
  167. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Father Lode"
    • TV-PG
  168. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "All in the Family"
    • TV-PG
  169. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Camping Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  170. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Thought He Could"
    • TV-PG
  171. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Pour Judgment"
    • TV-PG
  172. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Gym Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  173. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Gorilla Warfare"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  174. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Hi, School"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  175. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Fat and Wet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  176. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Another Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  177. 12:00 PM American Dad "For Black Eyes Only"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  178. 12:30 PM American Dad "Spelling Bee My Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  179. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Missing Kink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  180. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Boring Identity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  181. 2:00 PM Family Guy "3 Acts of God"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  182. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Fresh Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  183. 3:00 PM New Girl "Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 3:30 PM New Girl "Cruise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  186. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  187. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  188. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  189. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Beard"
    • TV-PG
  190. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doorman"
    • TV-PG
  191. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jimmy"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  192. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doodle"
    • TV-PG
  193. Thursday Night
  194. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Three Boys With Wood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  195. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Egg Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  197. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  198. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the New Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  199. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Opening"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 11:00 PM Conan "Bob Odenkirk; Flula Borg; Joseph"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  201. Friday, September 2
  202. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Silent Partner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  203. 12:30 AM Conan "Bob Odenkirk; Flula Borg; Joseph"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  204. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "My Life"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  205. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Your World"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  206. 2:30 AM Step Up 2 the Streets
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  207. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  208. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "I'm Going to Sweatland"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  209. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poke High"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  210. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Dump of My Own"
    • TV-PG
  211. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Her Cups Runneth Over"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  212. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Bald and Beautiful"
    • TV-PG
  213. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'll See You in Court"
    • TV-PG
  214. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Gypsy Cried"
    • TV-PG
  215. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Barber"
    • TV-PG
  216. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Eatin' Out"
    • TV-PG
  217. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Deconstructing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  218. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Van, Go"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  219. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Black List"
    • TV-PG
  220. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Murray Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  221. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Beer Walk!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  222. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  223. 1:00 PM American Dad "Lost in Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  224. 1:30 PM American Dad "Da Flippity Flop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  225. 2:00 PM American Dad "Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  226. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  227. 3:00 PM New Girl "The Last Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 3:30 PM New Girl "Dice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  229. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  230. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  231. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Russ"
    • TV-PG
  232. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  233. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fusilli Jerry"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  234. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Diplomats Club"
    • TV-PG
  235. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Understudy"
    • TV-PG
  236. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Face Painter"
    • TV-PG
  237. Friday Night
  238. 8:00 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  239. 10:00 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  240. Saturday, September 3
  241. 12:00 AM Cougar Town "It'll All Work Out"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  242. 12:30 AM Cougar Town "Blue Sunday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 1:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  244. 3:00 AM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  245. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  246. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Blood"
    • TV-PG
  247. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  248. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  249. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  250. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  251. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  252. 9:00 AM Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  253. 10:45 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  254. 12:45 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  255. 3:00 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  256. 3:30 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  257. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  258. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  259. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Holidays"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Bear Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Too Little Sleep"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Psychic Shakedown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  264. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  265. Saturday Night
  266. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  267. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  268. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  269. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  270. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  271. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  272. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Eddie Eagle"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  273. 11:30 PM A Walk to Remember
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  274. Sunday, September 4
  275. 1:45 AM Father of the Bride
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  276. 3:45 AM Father of the Bride Part II
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  277. 5:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  278. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Mom, the Mom"
    • TV-PG
  279. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  280. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  281. 7:30 AM Friends "The One Where Joey Moves Out"
    • TV-PG
  282. 8:00 AM Friends "The One Where Eddie Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  283. 8:30 AM Friends "The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies"
    • TV-14  (S)
  284. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where Eddie Won't Go"
    • TV-PG
  285. 9:30 AM Kindergarten Cop
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  286. 12:00 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  287. 2:00 PM MLB Baseball "San Francisco Giants at Chicago Cubs"
    • LIVE
  288. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  289. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  290. 6:00 PM The Muppets
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  291. Sunday Night
  292. 8:00 PM Muppets Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  293. 10:15 PM Muppets Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  294. Monday, September 5
  295. 12:30 AM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  296. 3:15 AM Kindergarten Cop
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  297. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me"
    • TV-PG
  298. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Three Job, No Income Family"
    • TV-PG
  299. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Harder They Fall"
    • TV-PG
  300. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The House That Peg Lost"
    • TV-PG
  301. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen"
    • TV-PG
  302. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel"
    • TV-PG
  303. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Computer Show"
    • TV-PG
  304. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Catching Hell"
    • TV-PG
  305. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Ice Cubed"
    • TV-PG
  306. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  307. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  308. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  309. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  310. 12:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  311. 12:30 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  312. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birthing Video"
    • TV-PG
  313. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  314. 2:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  315. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  316. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  317. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  318. 4:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  319. 4:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  320. 5:00 PM American Dad "Poltergasm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  321. 5:30 PM American Dad "Buck, Wild"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  322. 6:00 PM American Dad "Crotchwalkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  323. 6:30 PM American Dad "Kung Pao Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  324. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Herpe, the Love Sore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  325. 7:30 PM Family Guy "The Most Interesting Man in the World"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  326. Monday Night
  327. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Baby Got Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  328. 8:30 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  329. 9:00 PM American Dad "Faking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  330. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Meg Stinks!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  331. 10:00 PM Family Guy "He's Bla-ack!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  332. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Crisis Pregnancy Centers"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  333. 11:00 PM Conan "Bill Hader; Beanie Feldstein; Mark Normand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  334. Tuesday, September 6
  335. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And Just Plane Magic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 12:30 AM Conan "Bill Hader; Beanie Feldstein; Mark Normand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  337. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "I Need to Know"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Between Two Worlds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  339. 2:30 AM All About the Benjamins
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  340. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  341. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Dateless Amigo"
    • TV-PG
  342. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Life's a Beach"
    • TV-PG
  343. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Here's Lookin' at You, Kid"
    • TV-PG
  344. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Hot off the Grill"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  345. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics"
    • TV-PG
  346. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Saves the Day"
    • TV-PG
  347. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Tooth or Consequences"
    • TV-PG
  348. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Wish Boned"
    • TV-PG
  349. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Slippery Slope"
    • TV-PG
  350. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Buy Curious"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  351. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "King Pong"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  352. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Ain't Nothin' But Mutton Bustin'"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  353. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  354. 12:00 PM American Dad "Minstrel Krampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  355. 12:30 PM American Dad "Vision: Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  356. 1:00 PM American Dad "Familyland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  357. 1:30 PM American Dad "Cock of the Sleepwalk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  358. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Chap Stewie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  359. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Book of Joe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  360. 3:00 PM New Girl "Julie Berkman's Older Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  361. 3:30 PM New Girl "Micro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  362. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  363. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy"
    • TV-PG
  364. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where No One's Ready"
    • TV-PG
  365. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Jam"
    • TV-PG
  366. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  367. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  368. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  369. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Postponement"
    • TV-PG
  370. Tuesday Night
  371. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  372. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  373. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  374. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  375. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  376. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 11:00 PM Conan "Samantha Bee; Eugene & Dan Levy; Nothing But Thieves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  378. Wednesday, September 7
  379. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Broken Hip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 12:30 AM Conan "Samantha Bee; Eugene & Dan Levy; Nothing But Thieves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  381. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "I Should Have Known It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Runnin' Down a Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 2:30 AM Broken Arrow
    • TV-14  (V)
    • R
  384. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  385. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Ain't Much, But He's Mine"
    • TV-PG
  386. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Fair Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  387. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperately Seeking Miss October"
    • TV-PG
  388. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "976-SHOE"
    • TV-PG
  389. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Oh, What a Feeling"
    • TV-PG
  390. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "At the Zoo"
    • TV-PG
  391. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Who'll Stop the Rain?"
    • TV-PG
  392. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Dreading Vows"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  393. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Doug Less"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  394. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Doug Less"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  395. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Nocturnal Omission"
    • TV-14  (D)
  396. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Like a Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  397. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "A Short Story and a Tall Tale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  398. 12:00 PM American Dad "Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  399. 12:30 PM American Dad "I Ain't No Holodeck Boy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  400. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan Goes on the Pill"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  401. 1:30 PM American Dad "Honey, I'm Homeland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  402. 2:00 PM Family Guy "The Simpsons Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  403. 3:00 PM New Girl "Landline"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  404. 3:30 PM New Girl "Background Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  405. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel"
    • TV-PG
  406. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Frank Jr."
    • TV-PG
  407. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Flashback"
    • TV-PG
  408. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Race Car Bed"
    • TV-PG
  409. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Maestro"
    • TV-PG
  410. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wink"
    • TV-PG
  411. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Hot Tub"
    • TV-PG
  412. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup Nazi"
    • TV-PG
  413. Wednesday Night
  414. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  415. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  416. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Robotic Manipulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  417. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  418. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  419. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  420. 11:00 PM Conan "Colin Farrell; Caitriona Balfe; Declan McKenna"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  421. Thursday, September 8
  422. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And Not-So-Sweet Charity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  423. 12:30 AM Conan "Colin Farrell; Caitriona Balfe; Declan McKenna"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  424. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Restless"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  425. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Flirting With Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  426. 2:30 AM Disturbia
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  427. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  428. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  429. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  430. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rock and Roll Girl"
    • TV-PG
  431. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Taxing Problem"
    • TV-PG
  432. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  433. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  434. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "What Goes Around Comes Around"
    • TV-PG
  435. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Secret Garden"
    • TV-14  (D)
  436. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Affidavit Justice"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  437. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Houser"
    • TV-PG
  438. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Eggsit Strategy"
    • TV-PG
  439. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Terry Unmarried"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  440. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "The Blue, the Gray and the Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  441. 12:00 PM American Dad "She Swill Survive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  442. 12:30 PM American Dad "Rubberneckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  443. 1:00 PM American Dad "Permanent Record Wrecker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  444. 1:30 PM American Dad "News Glance With Genevieve Vavance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  445. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Baking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  446. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Brian the Closer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  447. 3:00 PM New Girl "Goldmine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  448. 3:30 PM New Girl "Teachers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Giant Poking Device"
    • TV-PG
  450. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"
    • TV-14
  451. 5:00 PM Friends