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  1. Yesterday
  2. 10:30 PM Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too?
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  3. 1:00 AM Our Family Wedding
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  4. 3:00 AM My Baby's Daddy
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  5. 4:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  6. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  7. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Singing and Dancing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Jeff Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  10. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Born to Walk"
    • TV-PG
  11. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Alley of the Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  12. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Razor's Edge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  13. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "How Do You Spell Revenge?"
    • TV-PG
  14. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Earth Angel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  15. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Awed Couple"
    • TV-PG
  16. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Silent Mite"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  17. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Cologne Ranger"
    • TV-PG
  18. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Domestic Disturbance"
    • TV-PG
  19. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "All You Can Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  20. 12:30 PM American Dad "42-Year-Old Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  21. 1:00 PM American Dad "Surro-Gate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  22. 1:30 PM American Dad "Most Adequate Christmas Ever"
    • TV-14  (L)
  23. 2:00 PM American Dad "Frannie 911"
    • TV-14  (L)
  24. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Mr. Saturday Knight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 3:00 PM New Girl "Kids"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 3:30 PM New Girl "Tomatoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 4:00 PM Friends "The One at the Beach"
    • TV-PG
  28. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Jellyfish"
    • TV-PG
  29. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cat"
    • TV-PG
  30. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the 'Cuffs"
    • TV-14  (S)
  31. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  32. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Suicide"
    • TV-PG
  33. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Subway"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  34. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pez Dispenser"
    • TV-PG
  35. Last Night
  36. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Fish Out of Water"
    • TV-14  (D)
  37. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Emission Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D)
  38. 9:00 PM American Dad "Stan's Night Out"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  39. 9:30 PM American Dad "In Country... Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  40. 10:00 PM Family Guy "To Love and Die in Dixie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Screwed the Pooch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  43. Today
  44. 12:00 AM The Office "Cafe Disco"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  45. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  46. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Little Girl Blues"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  47. 2:00 AM Young Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  48. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  49. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
    • TV-PG
  50. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Guys and Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  51. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Zygote"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Anniversary Chicken"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Build a Better Mousetrap"
    • TV-PG
  54. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Master the Possibilities"
    • TV-PG
  55. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Loves Al, ``Yeah, Yeah, Yeah''"
    • TV-PG
  56. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Great Escape"
    • TV-PG
  57. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Impo-Dent"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  58. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Just Married ... With Children"
    • TV-PG
  59. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Pour Judgment"
    • TV-PG
  60. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Gym Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  61. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Gorilla Warfare"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  62. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Hi, School"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  63. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Escape From Goochland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  64. 12:30 PM American Dad "Tearjerker"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  65. 1:00 PM American Dad "Oedipal Panties"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  66. 1:30 PM American Dad "Widowmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  67. 2:00 PM American Dad "Red October Sky"
    • TV-14
  68. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  69. 3:00 PM New Girl "Backslide"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  70. 3:30 PM New Girl "See Ya"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ballroom Dancing"
    • TV-PG
  72. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  73. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  74. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG
  75. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Boyfriend"
    • TV-PG
  76. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Boyfriend"
    • TV-PG
  77. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fix-Up"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  78. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Limo"
    • TV-PG
  79. Tonight
  80. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  81. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  82. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  83. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  84. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  85. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  86. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  87. Tomorrow
  88. 12:00 AM The Office "Company Picnic"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  89. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  90. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "When the Time Comes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  91. 2:00 AM Angels in the Outfield
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  92. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  93. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  94. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Beating the System"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  96. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Father Lode"
    • TV-PG
  97. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "All in the Family"
    • TV-PG
  98. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Camping Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  99. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Thought He Could"
    • TV-PG
  100. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'm Going to Sweatland"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  101. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poke High"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  102. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Deconstructing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  103. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Van, Go"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  104. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Black List"
    • TV-PG
  105. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Catching Hell"
    • TV-PG
  106. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Menace II Secret Society"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  107. 12:30 PM American Dad "Office Spaceman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  108. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 1:30 PM American Dad "Spring Breakup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  110. 2:00 PM American Dad "1600 Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Ready, Willing and Disabled"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  112. 3:00 PM New Girl "Re-Launch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 3:30 PM New Girl "Katie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  114. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where They're Going to Party!"
    • TV-PG
  115. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  116. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  117. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  118. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Good Samaritan"
    • TV-PG
  119. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Letter"
    • TV-PG
  120. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Parking Space"
    • TV-PG
  121. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Keys"
    • TV-PG
  122. Tomorrow Night
  123. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  124. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  125. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  126. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  127. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  128. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  129. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  130. Thursday, September 3
  131. 12:00 AM The Office "Gossip"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  132. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  133. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "The Same Old You"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  134. 2:00 AM Miracle
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  135. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  136. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Dump of My Own"
    • TV-PG
  137. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Jeff Photo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Double Down"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  139. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Her Cups Runneth Over"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  140. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Bald and Beautiful"
    • TV-PG
  141. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'll See You in Court"
    • TV-PG
  142. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Gypsy Cried"
    • TV-PG
  143. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Barber"
    • TV-PG
  144. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Eatin' Out"
    • TV-PG
  145. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Ice Cubed"
    • TV-PG
  146. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Wish Boned"
    • TV-PG
  147. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Slippery Slope"
    • TV-PG
  148. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Buy Curious"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  149. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A General Thanksgiving Episode"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  150. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Turkey Pot Die"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  151. 1:00 PM American Dad "The One That Got Away"
    • TV-14  (D)
  152. 1:30 PM American Dad "One Little Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  153. 2:00 PM American Dad "LGBSteve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  154. 2:30 PM American Dad "Escape From Pearl Bailey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 3:00 PM New Girl "Fluffer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  156. 3:30 PM New Girl "Neighbors"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  157. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  158. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  159. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  160. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  161. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  162. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  163. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wallet"
    • TV-PG
  164. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Watch"
    • TV-PG
  165. Thursday Night
  166. 8:00 PM Family Guy "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas"
    • TV-14
  167. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows"
    • TV-14  (D)
  168. 9:00 PM Family Guy "From Method to Madness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  170. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  171. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  172. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  173. Friday, September 4
  174. 12:00 AM The Office "The Meeting"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  175. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  176. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "No Reason to Cry"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  177. 2:00 AM Invincible
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  178. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  179. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  180. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Power Couple"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "The Last of the Red Hat Lovers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Mom, the Mom"
    • TV-PG
  183. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me"
    • TV-PG
  184. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Three Job, No Income Family"
    • TV-PG
  185. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Harder They Fall"
    • TV-PG
  186. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The House That Peg Lost"
    • TV-PG
  187. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen"
    • TV-PG
  188. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Vocal Discord"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  189. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Like Hell"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  190. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Consummate Professional"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Pole Lox"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  192. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A Vas Deferens Between Men and Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  193. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "'Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  194. 1:00 PM American Dad "Pulling Double Booty"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  195. 1:30 PM American Dad "Phantom of the Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  196. 2:00 PM American Dad "Chimdale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  197. 2:30 PM American Dad "Stan Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  198. 3:00 PM New Girl "Models"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 3:30 PM New Girl "Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  200. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's New Dress"
    • TV-PG
  201. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  202. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  203. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Invitation"
    • TV-PG
  204. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bubble Boy"
    • TV-PG
  205. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
    • TV-PG
  206. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  207. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  208. Friday Night
  209. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Stuck Together, Torn Apart"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  210. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Road to Europe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 9:00 PM Men in Black II
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  212. 10:45 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  213. Saturday, September 5
  214. 1:30 AM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  215. 3:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  216. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  217. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel"
    • TV-PG
  218. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Computer Show"
    • TV-PG
  219. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Dateless Amigo"
    • TV-PG
  220. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  221. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  222. 8:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  223. 10:00 AM Drillbit Taylor
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  224. 12:15 PM Men in Black II
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  225. 2:00 PM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  226. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  227. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  228. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  229. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  230. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  231. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  232. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  233. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  234. Saturday Night
  235. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  236. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  237. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  238. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  239. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  240. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 11:00 PM America's Next Weatherman "Image Is Everything"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. Sunday, September 6
  243. 12:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Image Is Everything"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "A Thing About You"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  245. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Lost Children"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  246. 2:00 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  247. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  248. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Life's a Beach"
    • TV-PG
  249. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Here's Lookin' at You, Kid"
    • TV-PG
  250. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hot off the Grill"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  251. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  252. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  253. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  254. 8:30 AM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  255. 9:00 AM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  256. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  257. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  258. 10:30 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  259. 1:00 PM MLB Baseball "Tampa Bay Rays at New York Yankees"
    • LIVE
  260. 4:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "How They Met"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  261. 4:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Boob Job"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  262. 5:00 PM Catch Me if You Can
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  263. Sunday Night
  264. 8:00 PM Now You See Me
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  265. 10:30 PM Now You See Me
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  266. Monday, September 7
  267. 1:00 AM Catch Me if You Can
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  268. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  269. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics"
    • TV-PG
  270. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Saves the Day"
    • TV-PG
  271. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Dirty Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Bros Before Nodes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  273. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Tooth or Consequences"
    • TV-PG
  274. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Ain't Much, But He's Mine"
    • TV-PG
  275. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Fair Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  276. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperately Seeking Miss October"
    • TV-PG
  277. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "976-SHOE"
    • TV-PG
  278. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Oh, What a Feeling"
    • TV-PG
  279. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Sandwiched Out"
    • TV-PG
  280. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Shear Torture"
    • TV-PG
  281. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Inn Escapable"
    • TV-PG
  282. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Fresh Brood"
    • TV-PG
  283. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  284. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  285. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  286. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  287. 2:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  288. 2:30 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  289. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birthing Video"
    • TV-PG
  290. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  291. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  292. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  293. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  294. 5:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  295. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  296. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  297. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mango"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  298. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Glasses"
    • TV-PG
  299. Monday Night
  300. 8:00 PM Family Guy "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"
    • TV-14  (D)
  301. 8:30 PM Family Guy "North by North Quahog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  302. 9:00 PM American Dad "Blonde Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  303. 9:30 PM American Dad "CIAPOW"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  304. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  305. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Blind Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  306. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  307. Tuesday, September 8
  308. 12:00 AM The Office "The Promotion"
    • TV-PG
  309. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  310. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Cry to Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  311. 2:00 AM Mamma Mia!
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  312. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  313. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "At the Zoo"
    • TV-PG
  314. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Who'll Stop the Rain?"
    • TV-PG
  315. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Audrey Is Dumb"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  316. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Nature Calls"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  317. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  318. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  319. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Rock and Roll Girl"
    • TV-PG
  320. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Taxing Problem"
    • TV-PG
  321. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  322. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  323. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "G'Night, Stalker"
    • TV-PG
  324. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Move Doubt"
    • TV-PG
  325. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Gambling N'Diction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  326. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Apartment Complex"
    • TV-PG
  327. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Hustle 'N' Bros"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  328. 12:30 PM American Dad "Family Affair"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 1:00 PM American Dad "Live and Let Fry"
    • TV-14  (D)
  330. 1:30 PM American Dad "Roy Rogers McFreely"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  331. 2:00 PM American Dad "Jack's Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  332. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1"
    • TV-14  (D)
  333. 3:00 PM New Girl "Menzies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  334. 3:30 PM New Girl "Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Old Yeller Dies"
    • TV-PG
  336. 4:30 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  337. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  338. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  339. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Puffy Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  340. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Sniffing Accountant"
    • TV-PG
  341. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  342. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
    • TV-PG
  343. Tuesday Night
  344. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  345. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Robotic Manipulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  347. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  348. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  349. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  351. Wednesday, September 9
  352. 12:00 AM The Office "Niagara"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  353. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  354. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Walls"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  355. 2:00 AM It's Complicated
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  356. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  357. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "What Goes Around Comes Around"
    • TV-PG
  358. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Shy Dial"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  359. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Cheating"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Raingirl"
    • TV-PG
  361. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Turns 300"
    • TV-PG
  362. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Made a Little Lamb"
    • TV-PG
  363. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony of DeFeet"
    • TV-PG
  364. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG
  365. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al ... With Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  366. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Raygin' Bulls"
    • TV-PG
  367. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Knee Jerk"
    • TV-PG
  368. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Baker's Doesn't"
    • TV-PG
  369. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Present Tense"
    • TV-PG
  370. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Wide World of Cleveland Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  371. 12:30 PM American Dad "Bar Mitzvah Hustle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 1:00 PM American Dad "Wife Insurance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  373. 1:30 PM American Dad "DeLorean Story-An"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  374. 2:00 PM American Dad "Every Which Way But Lose"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  375. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Don't Make Me Over"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  376. 3:00 PM New Girl "Eggs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  377. 3:30 PM New Girl "Bathtub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  378. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS"
    • TV-PG
  379. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  380. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Yeti"
    • TV-PG
  381. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  382. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
    • TV-PG
  383. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  384. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Masseuse"
    • TV-PG
  385. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  386. Wednesday Night
  387. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Desperation Emanation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Irish Pub Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  389. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Apology Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  390. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 21-Second Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  391. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  394. Thursday, September 10
  395. 12:00 AM The Office "Niagara"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  396. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  397. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Baby's a Rock 'N' Roller"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  398. 2:00 AM Going the Distance
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  399. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  400. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  401. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Chair"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  402. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Scavenger Hunt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  403. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "We'll Follow the Sun"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  404. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sue Casa, His Casa"
    • TV-PG
  405. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Unnatural"
    • TV-PG
  406. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dance Show"
    • TV-PG
  407. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Bounces Back"
    • TV-PG
  408. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Aliens"
    • TV-PG
  409. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Buggie Nights"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  410. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Sold-Y Locks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  411. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Emotional Rollercoaster"
    • TV-PG
  412. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Four Play"
    • TV-PG
  413. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Here Comes the Bribe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  414. 12:30 PM American Dad "Weiner of Our Discontent"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  415. 1:00 PM American Dad "Daddy Queerest"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  416. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan's Night Out"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  417. 2:00 PM American Dad "In Country... Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  418. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  419. 3:00 PM New Girl "Santa"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  420. 3:30 PM New Girl "Cabin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  421. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  422. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler's Work Laugh"
    • TV-PG
  423. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Bag"
    • TV-PG
  424. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  425. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Conversion"
    • TV-PG
  426. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Stall"
    • TV-PG
  427. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Marine Biologist"
    • TV-PG
  428. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  429. Thursday Night
  430. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Brian the Bachelor"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  431. 8:30 PM Family Guy "8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  432. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Breaking Out Is Hard to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  433. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Justice League Recombination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  434. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bus Pants Utilization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  435. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Car Displacement"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  436. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  437. Friday, September 11
  438. 12:00 AM The Office "Mafia"
    • TV-PG
  439. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  440. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You're Gonna Get It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  441. 2:00 AM Definitely, Maybe
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  442. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  443. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Wabbit Season"
    • TV-PG
  444. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "A Big Bust"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  445. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  446. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy"
    • TV-PG
  447. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "One Down, Two to Go"
    • TV-PG
  448. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "And Baby Makes Money"
    • TV-PG
  449. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Who"
    • TV-PG
  450. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Look Who's Barking"
    • TV-PG
  451. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Godfather"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  452. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Man's Castle"
    • TV-PG
  453. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Hartford Wailer"
    • TV-PG
  454. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Acting Out"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  455. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Fight Schlub"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  456. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  457. 12:30 PM