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  1. Yesterday
  2. 12:36 AM Conan "Steven Yeun; Chris Martin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  3. 1:36 AM Seinfeld "The Phone Message"
    • TV-PG
  4. 2:06 AM Transcendence
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  5. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Whose Room Is It Anyway?"
    • TV-PG
  6. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Loses His Cherry"
    • TV-PG
  7. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Sue Got Work"
    • TV-PG
  8. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... Without Children"
    • TV-PG
  9. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Poker Game"
    • TV-PG
  10. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Where's the Boss?"
    • TV-PG
  11. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Nightmare on Al's Street"
    • TV-PG
  12. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Johnny B. Gone"
    • TV-PG
  13. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Can Do It"
    • TV-PG
  14. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Multiple Plots"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  15. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Trash Talker"
    • TV-PG
  16. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Precedent Nixin'"
    • TV-PG
  17. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Foe: Pa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  18. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Brownsized"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  19. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "A Rodent Like This"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  20. 12:00 PM American Dad "Portrait of Francine's Genitals"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  21. 12:30 PM American Dad "Bahama Mama"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  22. 1:00 PM American Dad "Roger's Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  23. 1:30 PM American Dad "Ninety North, Zero West"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  24. 2:00 PM Family Guy "I Never Met the Dead Man"
    • TV-14
  25. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Chitty Chitty Death Bang"
    • TV-14
  26. 3:00 PM New Girl "Models"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 3:30 PM New Girl "Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  28. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends"
    • TV-14  (S)
  29. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner"
    • TV-PG
  30. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG
  31. 5:30 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG
  32. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Apartment"
    • TV-PG
  33. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Stranded"
    • TV-PG
  34. 7:00 PM The Detour "The City"
  35. 7:30 PM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  36. Last Night
  37. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  38. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Desperation Emanation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Irish Pub Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  41. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Apology Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  42. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  43. 11:00 PM Conan "Lin-Manuel Miranda; John Early; The Head and the Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  44. Today
  45. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  46. 12:30 AM Conan "Lin-Manuel Miranda; John Early; The Head and the Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  47. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Statue"
    • TV-PG
  48. 2:00 AM The Expendables 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  49. 4:00 AM New Girl "Menzies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  50. 4:30 AM New Girl "Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  52. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  53. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "If I Were a Rich Man"
    • TV-PG
  54. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "For Whom the Bell Tolls"
    • TV-PG
  55. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  56. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  57. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Born to Walk"
    • TV-PG
  58. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Alley of the Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  59. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Tank Heaven"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  60. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Altar Ego"
    • TV-PG
  61. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Icky Shuffle"
    • TV-PG
  62. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Awful Bigamy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  63. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Hangover Part Tubbs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  64. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "California Dreamin' (All the Cleves Are Brown)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  65. 12:00 PM American Dad "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  66. 12:30 PM American Dad "Threat Levels"
    • TV-14  (D)
  67. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan Knows Best"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  68. 1:30 PM American Dad "Francine's Flashback"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  69. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Mind Over Murder"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  70. 2:30 PM Family Guy "A Hero Sits Next Door"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  71. 3:00 PM The Detour "The City"
  72. 3:30 PM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  73. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
    • TV-PG
  74. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  75. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  76. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dollhouse"
    • TV-14  (S)
  77. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Heart Attack"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  78. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Revenge"
    • TV-PG
  79. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Deal"
    • TV-PG
  80. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Not Broke Parents"
    • TV-14  (L)
  81. Tonight
  82. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the New Lease on Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 21-Second Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  85. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Justice League Recombination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 11:00 PM Conan "Adam Sandler; David Spade; Nick Swardson; Norm Macdonald; Rob Schneider; clipping"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  89. Tomorrow
  90. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Free Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 12:30 AM Conan "Adam Sandler; David Spade; Nick Swardson; Norm Macdonald; Rob Schneider; clipping"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  92. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  93. 2:00 AM Gone in Sixty Seconds
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  94. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Razor's Edge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  95. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "How Do You Spell Revenge?"
    • TV-PG
  96. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Earth Angel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  97. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
    • TV-PG
  98. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Guys and Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  99. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Build a Better Mousetrap"
    • TV-PG
  100. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Master the Possibilities"
    • TV-PG
  101. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Loves Al, ``Yeah, Yeah, Yeah''"
    • TV-PG
  102. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Great Escape"
    • TV-PG
  103. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Impo-Dent"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  104. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Just Married ... With Children"
    • TV-PG
  105. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Window Pain"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  106. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Arthur, Spooner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  107. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Kirbed Enthusiasm"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  108. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Holy Mackerel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  109. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Fist and the Furious"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  110. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Who Done Did It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  111. 1:00 PM American Dad "Roger Codger"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 1:30 PM American Dad "Homeland Insecurity"
    • TV-14  (D)
  113. 2:00 PM American Dad "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 2:30 PM American Dad "Bullocks to Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  115. 3:00 PM New Girl "Eggs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  116. 3:30 PM New Girl "Bathtub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  117. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With a Chick and a Duck"
    • TV-PG
  118. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Screamer"
    • TV-PG
  119. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Thing"
    • TV-PG
  120. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion"
    • TV-PG
  121. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  122. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  123. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  124. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  125. Tomorrow Night
  126. 8:00 PM Tammy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  127. 10:00 PM The Bounty Hunter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  128. Saturday, February 25
  129. 12:15 AM The Detour "The City"
  130. 12:45 AM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  131. 1:16 AM Tower Heist
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  132. 3:30 AM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  133. 5:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Crazy Chin"
    • TV-PG
  134. 6:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Nice Talk"
    • TV-PG
  135. 6:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Blabbermouths"
    • TV-PG
  136. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Fix-Up"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  137. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Limo"
    • TV-PG
  138. 8:00 AM The Bounty Hunter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  139. 10:15 AM Something Borrowed
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  140. 12:45 PM This Is Where I Leave You
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  141. 3:00 PM Friends "The One at the Beach"
    • TV-PG
  142. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Jellyfish"
    • TV-PG
  143. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cat"
    • TV-PG
  144. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the 'Cuffs"
    • TV-14  (S)
  145. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the First Degree"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Reality Problem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the DJ Face"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Childhood Not Included"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bus Pants Utilization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  150. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Car Displacement"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. Saturday Night
  152. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thespian Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  153. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Benefactor Factor"
    • TV-14  (D)
  154. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cohabitation Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  155. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Toast Derivation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  156. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Prestidigitation Approximation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zarnecki Incursion"
    • TV-14  (L)
  158. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  159. 11:30 PM The Detour "The City"
  160. Sunday, February 26
  161. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  162. 12:33 AM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  163. 2:33 AM Matilda
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  164. 4:30 AM New Girl "Santa"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  165. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Model"
    • TV-PG
  166. 5:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Mentor"
    • TV-PG
  167. 6:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Golf for It"
    • TV-PG
  168. 6:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Home"
    • TV-PG
  169. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Good Samaritan"
    • TV-PG
  170. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Letter"
    • TV-PG
  171. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Parking Space"
    • TV-PG
  172. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Keys"
    • TV-PG
  173. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Ballroom Dancing"
    • TV-PG
  174. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  175. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  176. 10:30 AM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG
  177. 11:00 AM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  178. 1:00 PM Tower Heist
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  179. 3:00 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  180. 5:00 PM Rush Hour 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  181. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Herb Garden Germination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Agreement Dissection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  183. Sunday Night
  184. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wildebeest Implementation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Engagement Reaction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Roommate Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  187. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skank Reflex Analysis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Infestation Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D)
  189. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pulled Groin Extrapolation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  190. 11:00 PM The Detour "The City"
  191. 11:30 PM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  192. Monday, February 27
  193. 12:00 AM The Switch
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  194. 2:00 AM Silver Linings Playbook
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  195. 4:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  196. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Father Lode"
    • TV-PG
  197. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "All in the Family"
    • TV-PG
  198. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Camping Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  199. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Thought He Could"
    • TV-PG
  200. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'm Going to Sweatland"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  201. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poke High"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  202. 8:00 AM The King of Queens "Jung Frankenstein"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  203. 8:30 AM The King of Queens "Mammary Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  204. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where They're Going to Party!"
    • TV-PG
  205. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  206. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  207. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  208. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Squirt's Honor"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  209. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Grave Danger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  210. 12:00 PM American Dad "A Smith in the Hand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  211. 12:30 PM American Dad "All About Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  212. 1:00 PM American Dad "Con Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  213. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (V)
  214. 2:00 PM Bob's Burgers "The Land Ship"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  215. 2:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Hauntening"
    • TV-PG
  216. 3:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Gayle Makin' Bob Sled"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  217. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Nice-Capades"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  219. 4:30 PM Family Guy "The Son Also Draws"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  220. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Brian: Portrait of a Dog"
    • TV-14  (L)
  221. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Holy Crap"
    • TV-14  (D)
  223. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Da Boom"
    • TV-14  (V)
  224. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Brian in Love"
    • TV-14  (D)
  225. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Love Thy Trophy"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  226. Monday Night
  227. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Death Is a Bitch"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  228. 8:30 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  229. 9:00 PM American Dad "Stannie Get Your Gun"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  230. 9:30 PM Family Guy "The King Is Dead"
    • TV-14
  231. 10:00 PM Family Guy "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  232. 10:30 PM Family Guy "If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'"
    • TV-14  (D)
  233. 11:00 PM Conan "Adam Scott; Genesis Rodriguez."
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  234. Tuesday, February 28
  235. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Old Bike Yarn"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  236. 12:30 AM Conan "Adam Scott; Genesis Rodriguez."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  237. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  238. 2:00 AM A Perfect Getaway
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  239. 4:00 AM New Girl "Cabin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 4:30 AM New Girl "A Father's Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Dump of My Own"
    • TV-PG
  242. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Her Cups Runneth Over"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  243. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Bald and Beautiful"
    • TV-PG
  244. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "I'll See You in Court"
    • TV-PG
  245. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Gypsy Cried"
    • TV-PG
  246. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Barber"
    • TV-PG
  247. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Eatin' Out"
    • TV-PG
  248. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "My Mom, the Mom"
    • TV-PG
  249. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Business Affairs"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  250. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Flash Photography"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  251. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Flame Resistant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  252. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Connect Four"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  253. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Of Lice and Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  254. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Mr. and Mrs. Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  255. 12:00 PM American Dad "Star Trek"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  256. 12:30 PM American Dad "Not Particularly Desperate Housewife"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  257. 1:00 PM American Dad "Rough Trade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  258. 1:30 PM American Dad "Finances With Wolves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  259. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Running Mates"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  260. 2:30 PM Family Guy "A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks"
    • TV-14
  261. 3:00 PM The Detour "The City"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  262. 3:30 PM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  263. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  264. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  265. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  266. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  267. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  268. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  269. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  270. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wiggly Finger Catalyst"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  271. Tuesday Night
  272. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Russian Rocket Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  273. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Rhinitis Revelation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  274. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Good Guy Fluctuation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  276. 10:00 PM The Detour "The Tub"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  277. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  278. 11:00 PM Conan "Martin Short; Natalie Zea; The Pretty Reckless."
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  279. Wednesday, March 1
  280. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Tub"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  281. 12:30 AM Conan "Martin Short; Natalie Zea; The Pretty Reckless."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  282. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  283. 2:00 AM From Paris With Love
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  284. 4:00 AM New Girl "Pepperwood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  285. 4:30 AM New Girl "Cooler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me"
    • TV-PG
  287. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Three Job, No Income Family"
    • TV-PG
  288. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Harder They Fall"
    • TV-PG
  289. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The House That Peg Lost"
    • TV-PG
  290. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen"
    • TV-PG
  291. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel"
    • TV-PG
  292. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Computer Show"
    • TV-PG
  293. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Dateless Amigo"
    • TV-PG
  294. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Mentalo Case"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  295. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Loaner Car"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  296. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Golden Moldy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  297. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "S'poor House"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  298. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Crazy Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  299. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Wheel! Of! Family!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  300. 12:00 PM American Dad "It's Good to Be the Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 12:30 PM American Dad "Roger N' Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  302. 1:00 PM American Dad "Helping Handis"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  303. 1:30 PM American Dad "With Friends Like Steve's"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  304. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Fifteen Minutes of Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  305. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Road to Rhode Island"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  306. 3:00 PM New Girl "TinFinity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  307. 3:30 PM New Girl "Quick Hardening Caulk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's New Dress"
    • TV-PG
  309. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  310. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  311. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Invitation"
    • TV-PG
  312. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  313. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  314. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  315. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Isolation Permutation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  316. Wednesday Night
  317. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Ornithophobia Diffusion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  318. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  319. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Speckerman Recurrence"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Shiny Trinket Maneuver"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  321. 10:00 PM Conan "Conan Without Borders: Made in Mexico"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  322. 11:00 PM Conan "Mandy Moore; Jimmy Pardo; Chris Lane."
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  323. Thursday, March 2
  324. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Brand Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 12:30 AM Conan "Mandy Moore; Jimmy Pardo; Chris Lane."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  326. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  327. 2:00 AM Father of the Bride
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  328. 4:00 AM New Girl "Chicago"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  329. 4:30 AM New Girl "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  330. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Life's a Beach"
    • TV-PG
  331. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Here's Lookin' at You, Kid"
    • TV-PG
  332. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Hot off the Grill"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  333. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics"
    • TV-PG
  334. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Saves the Day"
    • TV-PG
  335. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Tooth or Consequences"
    • TV-PG
  336. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "He Ain't Much, But He's Mine"
    • TV-PG
  337. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Fair Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  338. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Attention Deficit"
    • TV-PG
  339. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Steve Moscow"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  340. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Prints Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  341. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Cowardly Lyin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  342. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  343. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Da Daggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  344. 12:00 PM American Dad "Tears of a Clooney"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  345. 12:30 PM American Dad "Camp Refoogee"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 1:00 PM American Dad "The American Dad After School Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 1:30 PM American Dad "Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  348. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Let's Go to the Hop"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  349. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Dammit Janet"
    • TV-14  (D)
  350. 3:00 PM New Girl "Bachelorette Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  351. 3:30 PM New Girl "Virgins"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  352. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  353. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  354. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  355. 5:30 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  356. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Beard"
    • TV-PG
  357. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doorman"
    • TV-PG
  358. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jimmy"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  359. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doodle"
    • TV-PG
  360. Thursday Night
  361. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Model Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And a Loan for Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Recombination Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  364. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Beta Test Initiation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  365. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Contraction"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  366. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vacation Solution"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  367. 11:00 PM Conan "Lisa Kudrow; Justin Bartha; The Strumbellas"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  368. Friday, March 3
  369. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Fun Factory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 12:30 AM Conan "Lisa Kudrow; Justin Bartha; The Strumbellas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  371. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Fusilli Jerry"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  372. 2:00 AM Father of the Bride Part II
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  373. 4:00 AM New Girl "What About Fred?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  374. 4:30 AM New Girl "Jury Duty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Oh, What a Feeling"
    • TV-PG
  376. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "At the Zoo"
    • TV-PG
  377. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Who'll Stop the Rain?"
    • TV-PG
  378. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  379. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  380. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rock and Roll Girl"
    • TV-PG
  381. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Taxing Problem"
    • TV-PG
  382. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  383. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  384. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "What Goes Around Comes Around"
    • TV-PG
  385. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Queens'bro Bridge"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  386. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Driving Reign"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  387. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Clothes Encounter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  388. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Bed Spread"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  389. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The One About Friends"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  390. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Birth of a Salesman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  391. 1:00 PM American Dad "Lincoln Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  392. 1:30 PM American Dad "Dungeons & Wagons"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  393. 2:00 PM American Dad "Iced, Iced Babies"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  394. 2:30 PM American Dad "Of Ice and Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 3:00 PM New Girl "Winston's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  396. 3:30 PM New Girl "Elaine's Big Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  397. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  398. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  399. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS"
    • TV-PG
  400. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  401. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Diplomats Club"
    • TV-PG
  402. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Understudy"
    • TV-PG
  403. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Face Painter"
    • TV-PG
  404. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Note"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  405. Friday Night
  406. 8:00 PM The Help
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  407. 11:00 PM The Detour "The Tub"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  408. 11:30 PM Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  409. Saturday, March 4
  410. 1:30 AM The Help
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  411. 4:30 AM New Girl "Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  412. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Desperately Seeking Miss October"
    • TV-PG
  413. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "976-SHOE"
    • TV-PG
  414. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Raingirl"
    • TV-PG
  415. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Turns 300"
    • TV-PG
  416. 7:00 AM Daddy's Little Girls
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  417. 9:00 AM Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  418. 11:00 AM Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  419. 1:00 PM Step Up 2 the Streets
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  420. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Yeti"
    • TV-PG
  421. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  422. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  423. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler's Work Laugh"
    • TV-PG
  424. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Past and the Furious"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  425. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Move-In Meltdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  426. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Crime Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  427. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Knock-Off Knockout"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  428. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Great Unwashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  429. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Rothman Disintegration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  430. Saturday Night
  431. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Werewolf Transformation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  432. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Weekend Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  433. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Transporter Malfunction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  434. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hawking Excitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  435. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Stag Convergence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  436. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Launch Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  437. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  438. 11:30 PM The Detour "The Tub"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  439. Sunday, March 5
  440. 12:00 AM Conan "Conan Without Borders: Made in Mexico"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  441. 1:00 AM Step Up 2 the Streets
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  442. 3:00 AM Something Borrowed
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  443. 5:30 AM New Girl "All In"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  444. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  445. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Postponement"
    • TV-PG
  446. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Maestro"
    • TV-PG
  447. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Wink"
    • TV-PG
  448. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With Joey's Bag"
    • TV-PG
  449. 8:30 AM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  450. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey"
    • TV-PG
  451. 9:30 AM Just Like Heaven
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  452. 11:30 AM A Walk to Remember
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  453. 1:30 PM Knocked Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  454. 4:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Countdown Reflection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  455. 4:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Date Night Variable"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  456. 5:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The