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  1. Yesterday
  2. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Gas Station Show"
    • TV-PG
  3. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show"
    • TV-PG
  4. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "I, Candy"
    • TV-PG
  5. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Sparing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  6. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Net Prophets"
    • TV-PG
  7. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Block Buster"
    • TV-PG
  8. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Terry Unmarried"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  9. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "The Blue, the Gray and the Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  10. 12:00 PM American Dad "Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  11. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  12. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan-Dan Deliver"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 1:30 PM American Dad "Anchorfran"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  14. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Episode VI: It's a Trap"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  15. 3:00 PM New Girl "Walk of Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  16. 3:30 PM New Girl "The Right Thing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Male Nanny"
    • TV-PG
  18. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  19. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Phone Number"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  20. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  21. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
    • TV-PG
  22. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  23. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  24. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  25. Last Night
  26. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Itchy Brain Simulation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  27. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thanksgiving Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  28. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Discovery Dissipation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  29. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper Extraction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  30. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hesitation Ramification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  31. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Occupation Recalibration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  32. 11:00 PM Conan "Rob Riggle; Moshe Kasher; The Heavy"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  33. Today
  34. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Drug Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 12:30 AM Conan "Rob Riggle; Moshe Kasher; The Heavy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  36. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Don't Fade on Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Have Love Will Travel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 2:30 AM Definitely, Maybe
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  39. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  40. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: Wastin' the Company's Money"
    • TV-PG
  41. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: We're Spending as Fast as We Can"
    • TV-PG
  42. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Magnificent Seven"
    • TV-PG
  43. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  44. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Every Bundy Has a Birthday"
    • TV-PG
  45. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al on the Rocks"
    • TV-PG
  46. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Frozen Pop"
    • TV-PG
  47. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Party Favor"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  48. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Fair Game"
    • TV-PG
  49. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "The Shmenkmans"
    • TV-PG
  50. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Way the Cookie Crumbles"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  51. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "To Live and Die in Va."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  52. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Two Hundred"
    • TV-14  (V)
  53. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Unincludeds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  54. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Dentist's Wife"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  55. 1:30 PM American Dad "Widow's Pique"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  56. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Movin' Out (Brian's Song)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  57. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  58. 3:00 PM New Girl "Par 5"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  59. 3:30 PM New Girl "Panty Gate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  60. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Rats"
    • TV-PG
  61. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Monica Sings"
    • TV-PG
  62. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  63. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  64. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  65. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  66. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  67. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  68. Tonight
  69. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Messy Purse Smackdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Convention Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  72. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotive Manipulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  73. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 11:00 PM Conan "Louis C.K.; Mary Elizabeth Ellis; Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  76. Tomorrow
  77. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hidden Stash"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 12:30 AM Conan "Louis C.K.; Mary Elizabeth Ellis; Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  79. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "All or Nothin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  80. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Like a Diamond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 2:30 AM Splash
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG
  82. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  83. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "What I Did for Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Frat Chance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  85. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Chicago Wine Party"
    • TV-PG
  86. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG
  87. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rock of Ages"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  88. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Death of a Shoe Salesman"
    • TV-PG
  89. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Old College Try"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  91. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Meet By-Product"
    • TV-14  (D)
  92. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Wild Cards"
    • TV-PG
  93. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Surprise Artie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  94. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Essence of Cleveland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  95. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Ship'rect"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  96. 12:00 PM American Dad "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  97. 12:30 PM American Dad "Threat Levels"
    • TV-14  (D)
  98. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan Knows Best"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  99. 1:30 PM American Dad "Francine's Flashback"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  100. 2:00 PM American Dad "Roger Codger"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Stewie Kills Lois"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  102. 3:00 PM New Girl "Clean Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 3:30 PM New Girl "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  104. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  105. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  106. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  107. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  108. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  109. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  110. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  111. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Implant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  112. Tomorrow Night
  113. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pearl Necklace"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hold-Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 9:00 PM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  116. 11:45 PM Separation Anxiety "Derrick & Jhinezka"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  117. Saturday, May 7
  118. 12:45 AM Cougar Town "Depending on You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 1:15 AM Cougar Town "The Trip to Pirate's Cove"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 1:45 AM Ocean's Twelve
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  121. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  122. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Wedding Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  123. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  124. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  125. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  126. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  127. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  128. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Mango"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  129. 9:00 AM I Love You, Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  130. 11:00 AM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  131. 1:00 PM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  132. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  133. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  134. 4:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  135. 4:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  136. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake War"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pre-Approved Credit Card"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And The Candy Manwich"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Three Boys With Wood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  140. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Table Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  141. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  142. Saturday Night
  143. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Mommy Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  144. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Indecision Amalgamation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  145. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Relationship Diremption"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  146. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anything Can Happen Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  147. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  148. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Dissolution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  149. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Bernie Voters"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  150. 11:30 PM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  151. Sunday, May 8
  152. 12:00 AM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  153. 2:00 AM I Love You, Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  154. 4:00 AM The Bank Job
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  155. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Glasses"
    • TV-PG
  156. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Puffy Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  157. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Sniffing Accountant"
    • TV-PG
  158. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Bris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  159. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  160. 8:30 AM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  161. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  162. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  163. 10:00 AM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  164. 12:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  165. 2:00 PM College Volleyball "NCAA Beach Volleyball Tournament, Final: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  166. 4:00 PM Twister
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  167. 6:15 PM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  168. Sunday Night
  169. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Status Quo Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  170. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotion Interruption"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  171. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Junior Professor Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  172. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The First Pitch Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  173. 11:00 PM The Detour "The Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  174. 11:30 PM The Detour "The Hotel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  175. Monday, May 9
  176. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Tank"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  177. 12:30 AM The Detour "The Restaurant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  178. 1:00 AM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  179. 1:30 AM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  180. 3:30 AM Twister
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  181. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This"
    • TV-PG
  182. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Heels on Wheels"
    • TV-PG
  183. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Mr. Empty Pants"
    • TV-PG
  184. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Can't Miss"
    • TV-PG
  185. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy and the Pirates"
    • TV-PG
  186. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Go for the Old"
    • TV-PG
  187. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Un-Alful Entry"
    • TV-PG
  188. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Big Dougie"
    • TV-PG
  189. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Soft Touch"
    • TV-PG
  190. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Restaurant Row"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  191. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Whine Country"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  192. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Back to Cool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  193. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Your Show of Shows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  194. 12:00 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
    • TV-PG
  195. 12:30 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
    • TV-PG
  196. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  197. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  198. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  199. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  200. 3:00 PM New Girl "Kryptonite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  201. 3:30 PM New Girl "Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  202. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  203. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Masseuse"
    • TV-PG
  204. 5:00 PM American Dad "Homeland Insecurity"
    • TV-14  (D)
  205. 5:30 PM American Dad "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 6:00 PM American Dad "Bullocks to Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  207. 6:30 PM American Dad "A Smith in the Hand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  208. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  209. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Be Careful What You Fish For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  210. Monday Night
  211. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Burning Down the Bayit"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  212. 8:30 PM American Dad "Daesong Heavy Industries"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  213. 9:00 PM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  214. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Killer Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  215. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Forget-Me-Not"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  216. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Crisis Pregnancy Centers"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  217. 11:00 PM Conan "Zooey Deschanel; ``America's Greatest Makers'' Finalist- Team NWTN; Kevin Gates"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  218. Tuesday, May 10
  219. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  220. 12:30 AM Conan "Zooey Deschanel; ``America's Greatest Makers'' Finalist- Team NWTN; Kevin Gates"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  221. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Hard on Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Learning to Fly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 2:30 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  225. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Movie Show"
    • TV-PG
  226. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Till Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  227. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "'Tis Time to Smell the Roses"
    • TV-PG
  228. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Old Insurance Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  229. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Wedding Repercussions"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  230. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Proposition"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  231. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?"
    • TV-PG
  232. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Flower Power"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  233. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Fatty McButterpants"
    • TV-PG
  234. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Roast Chicken"
    • TV-PG
  235. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Do Rico"
    • TV-14  (D)
  236. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Hot Cocoa Bang Bang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  237. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "BFFs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  238. 12:00 PM American Dad "All About Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  239. 12:30 PM American Dad "Con Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  240. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (V)
  241. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  242. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Lois Kills Stewie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  243. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Padre de Familia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  244. 3:00 PM New Girl "Naked"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  245. 3:30 PM New Girl "Cece Crashes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  247. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  248. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  249. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  250. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  251. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Conversion"
    • TV-PG
  252. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stall"
    • TV-PG
  253. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Marine Biologist"
    • TV-PG
  254. Tuesday Night
  255. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hook-Up Reverberation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  256. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Focus Attenuation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Expedition Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  258. 9:30 PM America's Greatest Makers "Make or Break Round 4"
    • NEW
  259. 10:00 PM Separation Anxiety "Ashley & Maggie"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  260. 11:00 PM Conan "Mindy Kaling; Seismologist Dr. Lucy Jones; Charles Bradley"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  261. Wednesday, May 11
  262. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Egg Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 12:30 AM Conan "Mindy Kaling; Seismologist Dr. Lucy Jones; Charles Bradley"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  264. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Time to Move On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Mystery of Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 2:30 AM Unknown
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  267. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  268. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Hood in the Boyz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  269. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Proud to Be Your Bud"
    • TV-PG
  270. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Luck of the Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  271. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Banking on Marcy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  272. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Chicken, No Check"
    • TV-PG
  273. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Take My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG
  274. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Strike One"
    • TV-PG
  275. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Strike Too"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  276. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Strike Out"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  277. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Class Struggle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  278. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Hurricane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  279. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Nightmare on Grace Street"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  280. 12:00 PM American Dad "Stannie Get Your Gun"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  281. 12:30 PM American Dad "Star Trek"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  282. 1:00 PM American Dad "Not Particularly Desperate Housewives"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  283. 1:30 PM American Dad "Rough Trade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  284. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Peter's Daughter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  285. 2:30 PM Family Guy "McStroke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  286. 3:00 PM New Girl "Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 3:30 PM New Girl "Bells"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  288. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  289. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  290. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  291. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  292. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  293. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pie"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  294. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stand-In"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  295. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  296. Wednesday Night
  297. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Misinterpretation Agitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  298. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Prom Equivalency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  299. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Septum Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  300. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Champagne Reflection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  301. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Clean Room Infiltration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  302. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Space Probe Disintegration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  303. 11:00 PM Conan "Jodie Foster; Gad Elmaleh; Mike Posner"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  304. Thursday, May 12
  305. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the New Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 12:30 AM Conan "Jodie Foster; Gad Elmaleh; Mike Posner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  307. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Too Much Ain't Enough"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  308. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Too Good to Be True"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 2:30 AM The Lincoln Lawyer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  310. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  311. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Scared Single"
    • TV-PG
  312. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Ma'am"
    • TV-PG
  313. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dancing With Weezie"
    • TV-PG
  314. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Change for a Buck"
    • TV-PG
  315. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Little off the Top"
    • TV-PG
  316. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  317. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Dark Meet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  318. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Work Related"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  319. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Twisted Sitters"
    • TV-14  (D)
  320. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Better Camera"
    • TV-PG
  321. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Skip Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  322. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Yemen Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  323. 12:00 PM American Dad "Finances With Wolves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  324. 12:30 PM American Dad "It's Good to Be the Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 1:00 PM American Dad "Roger N' Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  326. 1:30 PM American Dad "Helping Handis"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  327. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Back to the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  328. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Play It Again, Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  329. 3:00 PM New Girl "Bad in Bed"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  330. 3:30 PM New Girl "The 23rd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  332. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Underdog Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  333. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  334. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  335. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fire"
    • TV-PG
  336. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  337. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  338. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Opposite"
    • TV-PG
  339. Thursday Night
  340. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Opening"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Silent Partner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  342. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anxiety Optimization"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  343. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Troll Manifestation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  344. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Holidays"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Bear Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 11:00 PM Conan "Ewan McGregor; Tracee Ellis Ross; Matt Donaher"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  347. Friday, May 13
  348. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Crisis Pregnancy Centers"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  349. 12:30 AM Conan "Ewan McGregor; Tracee Ellis Ross; Matt Donaher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  350. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Refugee"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Love Is a Long Road"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  352. 2:30 AM Resident Evil: Retribution
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  353. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  354. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Honey, I Blew Up Myself"
    • TV-PG
  355. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sofa So Good"
    • TV-PG
  356. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
    • TV-PG
  357. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Get Outta Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  358. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Valentine's Day Massacre"
    • TV-PG
  359. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
  360. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  361. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
  362. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Wedding Presence"
    • TV-PG
  363. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Papa Pill"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  364. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Paint Misbehavin'"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  365. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Sex and the Biddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  366. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Die Semi-Hard"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  367. 12:00 PM American Dad "With Friends Like Steve's"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  368. 12:30 PM American Dad "Tears of a Clooney"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  369. 1:00 PM American Dad "Camp Refoogee"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 1:30 PM American Dad "The American Dad After School Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 2:00 PM American Dad "Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  372. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Former Life of Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  373. 3:00 PM New Girl "Story of the 50"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  374. 3:30 PM New Girl "Jess and Julia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  375. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  376. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Stoned Guy"
    • TV-14
  377. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  378. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  379. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Hamptons"
    • TV-PG
  380. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  381. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  382. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  383. Friday Night
  384. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Comic Book Store Regeneration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  385. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Intimacy Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  386. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Colonization Application"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  387. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Leftover Thermalization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  388. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skywalker Incursion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  389. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fortification Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  390. 11:00 PM Separation Anxiety "Ashley & Maggie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  391. Saturday, May 14
  392. 12:00 AM Cougar Town "We Stand a Chance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 12:30 AM Cougar Town "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  394. 1:00 AM Liar Liar
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  395. 3:00 AM Austin Powers in Goldmember
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  396. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"
    • TV-PG
  397. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Knows Something"
    • TV-PG
  398. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  399. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  400. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  401. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  402. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  403. 8:30 AM Kindergarten Cop
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  404. 11:00 AM Liar Liar
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  405. 1:00 PM Austin Powers in Goldmember
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  406. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  407. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  408. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  409. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  410. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Too Little Sleep"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  411. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Psychic Shakedown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  412. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Just Plane Magic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  413. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Broken Hip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  414. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Communication Deterioration"
    • TV-PG
  415. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Graduation Transmission"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  416. Saturday Night
  417. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  418. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Commitment Determination"
    • TV-14  (D)
  419. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  420. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Big Bran Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  421. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fuzzy Boots Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  422. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Luminous Fish Effect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  423. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Crisis Pregnancy Centers"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  424. 11:30 PM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  425. Sunday, May 15
  426. 12:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  427. 2:00 AM Kindergarten Cop
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  428. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  429. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Assault and Batteries"
    • TV-PG
  430. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  431. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  432. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  433. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  434. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  435. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  436. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  437. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  438. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  439. 10:30 AM The Dark Knight Rises
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  440. 2:00 PM The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG-13
  441. 5:45 PM Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  442. Sunday Night
  443. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hamburger Postulate"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  444. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Middle Earth Paradigm"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  445. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dumpling Paradox"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  446. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Grasshopper Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  447. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  448. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Loobenfeld Decay"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 11:00 PM I Am Number Four
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  450. Monday, May 16
  451. 1:30 AM Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
    • TV-PG  (L,V)