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  2. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Babe in Toyland"
    • TV-PG
  3. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  4. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  5. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  6. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Birthday Boy Toy"
    • TV-PG
  7. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Damn Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  8. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Court Date"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  9. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "S'ain't Valentine's"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  10. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "White Collar"
    • TV-PG
  11. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Rayny Day"
    • TV-PG
  12. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Gone With the Wind"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  13. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Brotherly Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  14. 12:00 PM American Dad "Stanny Tendergrass"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  15. 12:30 PM American Dad "Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  16. 1:00 PM American Dad "Old Stan in the Mountain"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  17. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Wrestler"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  18. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Life of Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  19. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Into Harmony's Way"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  20. 3:00 PM New Girl "Basketsball"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  21. 3:30 PM New Girl "Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  22. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  23. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  24. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  25. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  26. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Apartment"
    • TV-PG
  27. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Stranded"
    • TV-PG
  28. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Statue"
    • TV-PG
  29. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Heart Attack"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  30. Last Night
  31. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Blind Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Broken Hearts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bad Fish Paradigm"
    • TV-14  (D)
  34. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Codpiece Topology"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kosher Cupcakes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the One-Night Stands"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 11:00 PM Conan "Jane Lynch; Jeffrey Toobin; Wolf Parade"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  38. Today
  39. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 12:30 AM Conan "Jane Lynch; Jeffrey Toobin; Wolf Parade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  41. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Lover's Touch"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  42. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Full Moon Fever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  43. 2:30 AM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  44. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  45. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Chicago Shoe Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  46. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Lez Be Friends"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  47. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperate Half Hour"
    • TV-PG
  48. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "How to Marry a Moron"
    • TV-PG
  49. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  50. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Thinergy"
    • TV-PG
  51. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  52. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy"
    • TV-PG
  53. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Have You Driven a Ford Lately?"
    • TV-PG
  54. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Train Wreck"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  55. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Where's Poppa?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  56. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Time Share"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  57. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Brown History Month"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  58. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland's Angels"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  59. 12:30 PM American Dad "Dr. Klaustus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  60. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  61. 1:30 PM American Dad "Less Money, Mo' Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  62. 2:00 PM American Dad "The Kidney Stays in the Picture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  63. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Christmas Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  64. 3:00 PM New Girl "Prince"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 3:30 PM New Girl "Exes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  66. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  67. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  68. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  69. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  70. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Revenge"
    • TV-PG
  71. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Deal"
    • TV-PG
  72. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  73. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  74. Tonight
  75. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Drug Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Messy Purse Smackdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Barbarian Sublimation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  78. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Griffin Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Euclid Alternative"
    • TV-14  (L)
  80. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 11:00 PM Last Holiday
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  82. Tomorrow
  83. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "A One Story Town"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  84. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Something Big"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  85. 2:00 AM Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  86. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  87. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Chicago Shoe Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  88. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Whose Room Is It Anyway?"
    • TV-PG
  89. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pothole"
    • TV-PG
  90. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The English Patient"
    • TV-PG
  91. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Nap"
    • TV-PG
  92. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Yada Yada"
    • TV-PG
  93. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Millennium"
    • TV-PG
  94. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Muffin Tops"
    • TV-PG
  95. 9:00 AM Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  96. 11:00 AM Last Holiday
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  97. 1:00 PM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  98. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Stoned Guy"
    • TV-14
  99. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  100. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  101. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  102. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hidden Stash"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pearl Necklace"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hold-Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. Tomorrow Night
  109. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Panty Piñata Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  110. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lizard-Spock Expansion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  111. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The White Asparagus Triangulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  112. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vartabedian Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  113. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  114. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Killer Robot Instability"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Super PACs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  116. 11:30 PM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  117. Sunday, August 28
  118. 1:30 AM Head of State
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  119. 3:30 AM Lottery Ticket
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  120. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Loses His Cherry"
    • TV-PG
  121. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Sue Got Work"
    • TV-PG
  122. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... Without Children"
    • TV-PG
  123. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Poker Game"
    • TV-PG
  124. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  125. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Butter Shave"
    • TV-PG
  126. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  127. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  128. 9:30 AM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  129. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  130. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  131. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  132. 11:30 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  133. 1:30 PM Blended
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  134. 4:00 PM MLB Baseball "Chicago Cubs at Los Angeles Dodgers"
    • NEW
  135. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Capacitance"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  136. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cushion Saturation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  137. Sunday Night
  138. 8:00 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  139. 10:15 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  140. Monday, August 29
  141. 12:30 AM Blended
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  142. 3:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  143. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  144. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Where's the Boss?"
    • TV-PG
  145. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Nightmare on Al's Street"
    • TV-PG
  146. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Johnny B. Gone"
    • TV-PG
  147. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Can Do It"
    • TV-PG
  148. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  149. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  150. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Maybe Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  151. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Art House"
    • TV-PG
  152. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Dugan Groupie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  153. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Lost Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  154. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  155. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Harder, Better, Faster, Browner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  156. 12:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  157. 12:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  158. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  159. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  160. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  161. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  162. 3:00 PM New Girl "Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  163. 3:30 PM New Girl "Sister II"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  164. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  165. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  166. 5:00 PM American Dad "Ricky Spanish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  167. 5:30 PM American Dad "Toy Whorey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  168. 6:00 PM American Dad "Love, AD Style"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  169. 6:30 PM American Dad "Killer Vacation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  170. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Road to the Multiverse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  171. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Family Goy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  172. Monday Night
  173. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Spies Reminiscent of Us"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  174. 8:30 PM American Dad "Can I Be Frank With You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  175. 9:00 PM American Dad "American Stepdad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  176. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Brian's Got a Brand New Bag"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  177. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Hannah Banana"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  178. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Gary Johnson, Pt. 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  179. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  180. Tuesday, August 30
  181. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake War"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  183. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You Can Still Change Your Mind"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  184. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Ways to Be Wicked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  185. 2:30 AM The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • NR
  186. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  187. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "If I Were a Rich Man"
    • TV-PG
  188. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "For Whom the Bell Tolls"
    • TV-PG
  189. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  190. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  191. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Born to Walk"
    • TV-PG
  192. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Alley of the Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  193. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Razor's Edge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  194. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Furious George"
    • TV-PG
  195. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Entertainment Weakly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  196. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Name Dropper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  197. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Off-Track ... Bedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  198. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland Live!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  199. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "How Cleveland Got His Groove Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  200. 12:00 PM American Dad "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  201. 12:30 PM American Dad "Adventures in Hayleysitting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  202. 1:00 PM American Dad "National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  203. 1:30 PM American Dad "Finger Lenting Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  204. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Peter Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  205. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Grimm Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  206. 3:00 PM New Girl "Sister III"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 3:30 PM New Girl "Mars Landing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  209. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  210. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  211. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby on the Bus"
    • TV-PG
  212. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  213. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  214. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  215. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  216. Tuesday Night
  217. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Terminator Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  218. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Work Song Nanocluster"
    • TV-14  (D)
  219. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  221. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vegas Renormalization"
    • TV-14  (D)
  222. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  223. 11:00 PM Conan "Steven Ho; David Cross; Dan Naturman"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  224. Wednesday, August 31
  225. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pre-Approved Credit Card"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 12:30 AM Conan "Steven Ho; David Cross; Dan Naturman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  227. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Money Becomes King"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  228. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Southern Accents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  229. 2:30 AM The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • NR
  230. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  231. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Do You Spell Revenge?"
    • TV-PG
  232. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Earth Angel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  233. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
    • TV-PG
  234. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guys and Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  235. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Build a Better Mousetrap"
    • TV-PG
  236. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Master the Possibilities"
    • TV-PG
  237. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Loves Al, ``Yeah, Yeah, Yeah''"
    • TV-PG
  238. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Awed Couple"
    • TV-PG
  239. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Silent Mite"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  240. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Cologne Ranger"
    • TV-PG
  241. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Domestic Disturbance"
    • TV-PG
  242. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "It's the Great Pancake, Cleveland Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  243. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Little Man on Campus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  244. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  245. 12:30 PM American Dad "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  246. 1:00 PM American Dad "Max Jets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  247. 1:30 PM American Dad "Naked to the Limit, One More Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  248. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Brian's a Bad Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  249. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Mom's the Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  250. 3:00 PM New Girl "Fired Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 3:30 PM New Girl "Big News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  253. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  254. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  255. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  256. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  257. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  258. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  259. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  260. Wednesday Night
  261. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  262. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  263. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  264. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  265. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  266. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  267. 11:00 PM Conan "Jeff Bridges; Jeff Ross; Brent Sullivan"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  268. Thursday, September 1
  269. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And The Candy Manwich"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 12:30 AM Conan "Jeff Bridges; Jeff Ross; Brent Sullivan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  271. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Down South"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  272. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Square One"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  273. 2:30 AM The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • NR
  274. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  275. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Great Escape"
    • TV-PG
  276. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Impo-Dent"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  277. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Just Married ... With Children"
    • TV-PG
  278. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Father Lode"
    • TV-PG
  279. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "All in the Family"
    • TV-PG
  280. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Camping Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  281. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Thought He Could"
    • TV-PG
  282. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Pour Judgment"
    • TV-PG
  283. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Gym Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  284. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Gorilla Warfare"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  285. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Hi, School"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  286. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Fat and Wet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  287. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Another Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  288. 12:00 PM American Dad "For Black Eyes Only"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  289. 12:30 PM American Dad "Spelling Bee My Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  290. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Missing Kink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  291. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Boring Identity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  292. 2:00 PM Family Guy "3 Acts of God"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  293. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Fresh Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  294. 3:00 PM New Girl "Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 3:30 PM New Girl "Cruise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  297. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  298. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  299. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  300. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Beard"
    • TV-PG
  301. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doorman"
    • TV-PG
  302. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jimmy"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  303. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doodle"
    • TV-PG
  304. Thursday Night
  305. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Three Boys With Wood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Egg Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  308. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  309. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the New Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  310. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Opening"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 11:00 PM Conan "Bob Odenkirk; Flula Borg; Joseph"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  312. Friday, September 2
  313. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Silent Partner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  314. 12:30 AM Conan "Bob Odenkirk; Flula Borg; Joseph"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  315. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "My Life"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  316. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Your World"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  317. 2:30 AM Step Up 2 the Streets
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  318. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  319. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "I'm Going to Sweatland"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  320. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poke High"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  321. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Dump of My Own"
    • TV-PG
  322. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Her Cups Runneth Over"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  323. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Bald and Beautiful"
    • TV-PG
  324. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'll See You in Court"
    • TV-PG
  325. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Gypsy Cried"
    • TV-PG
  326. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Barber"
    • TV-PG
  327. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Eatin' Out"
    • TV-PG
  328. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Deconstructing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  329. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Van, Go"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  330. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Black List"
    • TV-PG
  331. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Murray Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  332. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Beer Walk!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  333. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  334. 1:00 PM American Dad "Lost in Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  335. 1:30 PM American Dad "Da Flippity Flop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  336. 2:00 PM American Dad "Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  337. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  338. 3:00 PM New Girl "The Last Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 3:30 PM New Girl "Dice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  340. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  341. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  342. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Russ"
    • TV-PG
  343. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  344. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fusilli Jerry"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  345. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Diplomats Club"
    • TV-PG
  346. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Understudy"
    • TV-PG
  347. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Face Painter"
    • TV-PG
  348. Friday Night
  349. 8:00 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  350. 10:00 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  351. Saturday, September 3
  352. 12:00 AM Cougar Town "It'll All Work Out"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  353. 12:30 AM Cougar Town "Blue Sunday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 1:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  355. 3:00 AM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  356. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  357. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Blood"
    • TV-PG
  358. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  359. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  360. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  361. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  362. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  363. 9:00 AM Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  364. 10:45 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  365. 12:45 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  366. 3:00 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  367. 3:30 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  368. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  369. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  370. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Holidays"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Bear Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Too Little Sleep"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Psychic Shakedown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  375. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  376. Saturday Night
  377. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  378. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  379. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  380. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  381. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  382. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  383. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Eddie Eagle"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  384. 11:30 PM A Walk to Remember
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  385. Sunday, September 4
  386. 1:45 AM Father of the Bride
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  387. 3:45 AM Father of the Bride Part II
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  388. 5:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  389. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Mom, the Mom"
    • TV-PG
  390. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  391. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  392. 7:30 AM Friends "The One Where Joey Moves Out"
    • TV-PG
  393. 8:00 AM Friends "The One Where Eddie Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  394. 8:30 AM Friends "The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies"
    • TV-14  (S)
  395. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where Eddie Won't Go"
    • TV-PG
  396. 9:30 AM Kindergarten Cop
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  397. 12:00 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  398. 2:00 PM MLB Baseball "San Francisco Giants at Chicago Cubs"
    • LIVE
  399. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  400. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  401. 6:00 PM The Muppets
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  402. Sunday Night
  403. 8:00 PM Muppets Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  404. 10:15 PM Muppets Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  405. Monday, September 5
  406. 12:30 AM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  407. 3:15 AM Kindergarten Cop
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  408. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me"
    • TV-PG
  409. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Three Job, No Income Family"
    • TV-PG
  410. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Harder They Fall"
    • TV-PG
  411. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The House That Peg Lost"
    • TV-PG
  412. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen"
    • TV-PG
  413. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel"
    • TV-PG
  414. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Computer Show"
    • TV-PG
  415. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Catching Hell"
    • TV-PG
  416. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Ice Cubed"
    • TV-PG
  417. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  418. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  419. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  420. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  421. 12:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  422. 12:30 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  423. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birthing Video"
    • TV-PG
  424. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  425. 2:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  426. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  427. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  428. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  429. 4:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  430. 4:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  431. 5:00 PM American Dad "Poltergasm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  432. 5:30 PM American Dad "Buck, Wild"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  433. 6:00 PM American Dad "Crotchwalkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  434. 6:30 PM American Dad "Kung Pao Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  435. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Herpe, the Love Sore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  436. 7:30 PM Family Guy "The Most Interesting Man in the World"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  437. Monday Night
  438. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Baby Got Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  439. 8:30 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  440. 9:00 PM American Dad "Faking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  441. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Meg Stinks!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  442. 10:00 PM Family Guy "He's Bla-ack!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  443. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Crisis Pregnancy Centers"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  444. 11:00 PM Conan "Bill Hader; Beanie Feldstein; Mark Normand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  445. Tuesday, September 6
  446. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And Just Plane Magic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  447. 12:30 AM Conan "Bill Hader; Beanie Feldstein; Mark Normand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  448. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "I Need to Know"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Between Two Worlds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  450. 2:30 AM All About the Benjamins
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  451. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  452. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Dateless Amigo"
    • TV-PG
  453. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Life's a Beach"
    • TV-PG