TV Listings

Print HELP
To print correctly, please use the Print link.
Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 1:00 PM Zoolander
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  3. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Two Parties"
    • TV-PG
  4. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Chicken Pox"
    • TV-PG
  5. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  6. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy"
    • TV-PG
  7. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Extra Work"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Tip Slip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Window of Opportunity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Soft Opening"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kickstarter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Panty Piñata Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  13. Last Night
  14. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lizard-Spock Expansion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  15. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The White Asparagus Triangulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  16. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vartabedian Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  17. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  18. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Killer Robot Instability"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Algorithm"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 11:02 PM Angie Tribeca "The Wedding Planner Did It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  21. 11:32 PM Zoolander
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  22. Today
  23. 1:30 AM Your Highness
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  24. 3:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos "AFV's 25th Anniversary Celebrity Celebration"
    • TV-G
  25. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  26. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Old Insurance Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  27. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Checks"
    • TV-PG
  28. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Chicken Roaster"
    • TV-PG
  29. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Abstinence"
    • TV-PG
  30. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Andrea Doria"
    • TV-PG
  31. 8:00 AM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  32. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  33. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  34. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  35. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  36. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the List"
    • TV-PG
  37. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With Russ"
    • TV-PG
  38. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  39. 12:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  40. 12:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG
  41. 1:00 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG
  42. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Jellyfish"
    • TV-PG
  43. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  44. 2:30 PM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  45. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Porsche"
    • TV-PG
  46. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Monica's Thunder"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  47. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Red Sweater"
    • TV-PG
  48. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Videotape"
    • TV-PG
  49. 5:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  50. 5:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  51. 6:00 PM New Girl "Naked"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  52. 6:30 PM New Girl "Fluffer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  53. 7:00 PM New Girl "Table 34"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  54. 7:30 PM New Girl "Quick Hardening Caulk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  55. Tonight
  56. 8:00 PM New Girl "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  57. 8:30 PM New Girl "Winston's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  58. 9:00 PM New Girl "Elaine's Big Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  59. 9:30 PM New Girl "Mars Landing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 10:00 PM New Girl "Big News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 10:30 PM New Girl "Clean Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  62. 11:00 PM Role Models
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  63. Tomorrow
  64. 1:00 AM I Love You, Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  65. 3:00 AM Sex Drive
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  66. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Wedding Repercussions"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  67. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Proposition"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  68. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?"
    • TV-PG
  69. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hood in the Boyz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  70. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Proud to Be Your Bud"
    • TV-PG
  71. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Luck of the Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  72. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Banking on Marcy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  73. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Chicken, No Check"
    • TV-PG
  74. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Hartford Wailer"
    • TV-PG
  75. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Acting Out"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  76. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Fight Schlub"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  77. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "King Pong"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  78. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  79. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Da Daggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  80. 12:00 PM Angie Tribeca "The Wedding Planner Did It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  81. 12:30 PM Seinfeld "The Little Jerry"
    • TV-PG
  82. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Flashback"
    • TV-PG
  83. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Race Car Bed"
    • TV-PG
  84. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With the Giant Poking Device"
    • TV-PG
  85. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"
    • TV-14
  86. 3:00 PM New Girl "Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  87. 3:30 PM New Girl "Prince"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Comeback"
    • TV-PG
  89. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Money"
    • TV-PG
  90. 5:00 PM American Dad "American Stepdad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  91. 5:30 PM American Dad "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  92. 6:00 PM American Dad "Adventures in Hayleysitting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  93. 6:30 PM American Dad "National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  94. 7:00 PM Family Guy "3 Acts of God"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  95. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Fresh Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  96. Tomorrow Night
  97. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  98. 8:30 PM American Dad "Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  99. 9:00 PM Angie Tribeca "The Famous Ventriloquist Did It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  100. 9:30 PM Family Guy "The Simpsons Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  101. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  102. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  103. Tuesday, February 9
  104. 12:00 AM Angie Tribeca "The Famous Ventriloquist Did It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  105. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  106. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Damaged by Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  107. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Free Fallin'"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  108. 2:30 AM Life as We Know It
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  109. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  110. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Take My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG
  111. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Scared Single"
    • TV-PG
  112. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Ma'am"
    • TV-PG
  113. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dancing With Weezie"
    • TV-PG
  114. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Change for a Buck"
    • TV-PG
  115. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Little off the Top"
    • TV-PG
  116. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Dreading Vows"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  117. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Doug Less"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  118. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Doug Less"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  119. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Nocturnal Omission"
    • TV-14  (D)
  120. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The One About Friends"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  121. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Birth of a Salesman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  122. 12:00 PM American Dad "Finger Lenting Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  123. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  124. 1:00 PM American Dad "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  125. 1:30 PM American Dad "Max Jets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  126. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Let's Go to the Hop"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  127. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Dammit Janet"
    • TV-14  (D)
  128. 3:00 PM New Girl "Exes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  129. 3:30 PM New Girl "Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  130. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Jealousy"
    • TV-PG
  131. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends"
    • TV-14  (S)
  132. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner"
    • TV-PG
  133. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG
  134. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Van Buren Boys"
    • TV-PG
  135. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Susie"
    • TV-PG
  136. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pothole"
    • TV-PG
  137. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The English Patient"
    • TV-PG
  138. Tuesday Night
  139. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Financial Permeability"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  140. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Capacitance"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  141. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cushion Saturation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  142. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Terminator Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  143. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Work Song Nanocluster"
    • TV-14  (D)
  144. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  146. Wednesday, February 10
  147. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kitty Kitty Spank Spank"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  149. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Something Good Coming"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  150. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Something Good Coming"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  151. 2:30 AM Father of the Bride
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  152. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  153. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  154. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Honey, I Blew Up Myself"
    • TV-PG
  155. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sofa So Good"
    • TV-PG
  156. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
    • TV-PG
  157. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get Outta Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  158. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Valentine's Day Massacre"
    • TV-PG
  159. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
  160. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Secret Garden"
    • TV-14  (D)
  161. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Affidavit Justice"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  162. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Houser"
    • TV-PG
  163. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Eggsit Strategy"
    • TV-PG
  164. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland Jr. Cherry Bomb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  165. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Ladies' Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  166. 12:00 PM American Dad "Naked to the Limit, One More Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  167. 12:30 PM American Dad "For Black Eyes Only"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  168. 1:00 PM American Dad "Spelling Bee My Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  169. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Missing Kink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  170. 2:00 PM Family Guy "There's Something About Paulie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D)
  172. 3:00 PM New Girl "Sister II"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  173. 3:30 PM New Girl "Sister III"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 4:00 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG
  175. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
    • TV-PG
  176. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  177. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  178. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Nap"
    • TV-PG
  179. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Yada Yada"
    • TV-PG
  180. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Millennium"
    • TV-PG
  181. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Muffin Tops"
    • TV-PG
  182. Wednesday Night
  183. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  184. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vegas Renormalization"
    • TV-14  (D)
  185. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  186. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  187. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  188. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  189. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  190. Thursday, February 11
  191. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Group Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  193. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Ain't Love Strange"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  194. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "A Mind With a Heart of Its Own"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  195. 2:30 AM Father of the Bride Part II
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  196. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  197. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  198. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
  199. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"
    • TV-PG
  200. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Knows Something"
    • TV-PG
  201. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Assault and Batteries"
    • TV-PG
  202. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ride Scare"
    • TV-PG
  203. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes Deep"
    • TV-PG
  204. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "American Idle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  205. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Frigid Heirs"
    • TV-PG
  206. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Switch Sitters"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  207. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Cheap Saks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  208. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "A Brown Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  209. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "From Bed to Worse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  210. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Boring Identity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  211. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  212. 1:00 PM American Dad "Lost in Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  213. 1:30 PM American Dad "Da Flippity Flop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  214. 2:00 PM Family Guy "E. Peterbus Unum"
    • TV-14  (D)
  215. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Story on Page 1"
    • TV-14
  216. 3:00 PM New Girl "Mars Landing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 3:30 PM New Girl "Fired Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dollhouse"
    • TV-14  (S)
  219. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  220. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  221. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG
  222. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  223. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  224. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  225. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  226. Thursday Night
  227. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cronuts"
    • TV-14  (D)
  228. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Piece of Sheet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  230. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  231. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Girlfriend Experience"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  232. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the It Hole"
    • TV-14  (L)
  233. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  234. Friday, February 12
  235. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  236. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  237. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Lover's Touch"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  238. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Full Moon Fever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  239. 2:30 AM Just Like Heaven
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  240. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  241. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeway to Heaven"
    • TV-PG
  242. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Driving Mr. Boondy"
    • TV-PG
  243. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Breaks Out"
    • TV-PG
  244. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Naughty but Niece"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  245. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Business Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  246. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Business Still Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  247. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dial `B' for Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  248. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sleepless in Chicago"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  249. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Damned Yanky"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  250. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Multiple Plots"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  251. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Trash Talker"
    • TV-PG
  252. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "A Cleveland Brown Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  253. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Field of Streams"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  254. 12:00 PM American Dad "Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  255. 12:30 PM American Dad "Poltergasm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  256. 1:00 PM American Dad "Buck, Wild"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  257. 1:30 PM American Dad "Crotchwalkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  258. 2:00 PM American Dad "Kung Pao Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  259. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Wasted Talent"
    • TV-14
  260. 3:00 PM New Girl "Big News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 3:30 PM New Girl "Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where They're Going to Party!"
    • TV-PG
  263. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  264. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  265. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  266. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Implant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  267. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  268. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  269. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  270. Friday Night
  271. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pastry Porn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the First Day of School"
    • TV-14  (L)
  273. 9:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Life After Death"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  274. 9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the French Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 10:00 PM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  276. Saturday, February 13
  277. 12:00 AM Angie Tribeca "The Famous Ventriloquist Did It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  278. 12:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  279. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "A One Story Town"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  280. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Something Big"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  281. 2:00 AM The Terminal
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  282. 4:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  283. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  284. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Pot to Pease In"
    • TV-PG
  285. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  286. 7:00 AM Full House "A Pinch for a Pinch"
    • TV-G
  287. 7:30 AM Full House "Viva Las Joey"
    • TV-G
  288. 8:00 AM Full House "Shape Up"
    • TV-G
  289. 8:30 AM Full House "One Last Kiss"
    • TV-G
  290. 9:00 AM Full House "Terror in Tanner Town"
    • TV-G
  291. 9:30 AM Full House "Secret Admirer"
    • TV-G
  292. 10:00 AM It's Complicated
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  293. 12:30 PM Valentine's Day
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  294. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  295. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  296. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  297. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  298. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big But"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Dumpster Sex"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  300. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Icing on the Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the ATM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Married Man Sleepover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  304. Saturday Night
  305. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  306. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  307. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  308. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  309. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  310. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  311. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  312. 11:30 PM Angie Tribeca "The Famous Ventriloquist Did It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  313. Sunday, February 14
  314. 12:00 AM Valentine's Day
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  315. 2:30 AM It's Complicated
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  316. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  317. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Man for No Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  318. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  319. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Face Painter"
    • TV-PG
  320. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Butter Shave"
    • TV-PG
  321. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  322. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  323. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's New Dress"
    • TV-PG
  324. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  325. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  326. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Invitation"
    • TV-PG
  327. 11:00 AM Cop Out
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  328. 1:00 PM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  329. 3:00 PM Bad Boys II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  330. 6:00 PM Rush Hour 3
    • TV-14  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  331. Sunday Night
  332. 8:00 PM NBA Tip-Off
  333. 8:20 PM 2016 NBA All-Star Game
    • LIVE
  334. 11:00 PM Separation Anxiety "Troy & Erin"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. Monday, February 15
  336. 12:00 AM Bad Boys II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  337. 3:00 AM Cop Out
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  338. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "We'll Follow the Sun"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  339. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  340. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  341. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Takes a Shot"
    • TV-PG
  342. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Something Larry This Way Comes"
    • TV-PG
  343. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get the Dodge Out of Hell"
    • TV-PG
  344. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "25 Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  345. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  346. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Precedent Nixin'"
    • TV-PG
  347. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Foe: Pa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  348. 10:00 AM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  349. 12:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  350. 2:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  351. 4:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  352. 4:30 PM Angie Tribeca "The Famous Ventriloquist Did It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  353. 5:00 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  354. 5:30 PM American Dad "Faking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  355. 6:00 PM American Dad "Minstrel Krampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  356. 6:30 PM American Dad "Vision: Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  357. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Herpe, the Love Sore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  358. 7:30 PM Family Guy "The Most Interesting Man in the World"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  359. Monday Night
  360. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Baby Got Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  361. 8:30 PM American Dad "N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  362. 9:00 PM Angie Tribeca "The Thumb Affair"
    • TV-14  (L)
  363. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Brian the Closer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  364. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Turkey Guys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  365. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  366. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  367. Tuesday, February 16
  368. 12:00 AM Angie Tribeca "The Thumb Affair"
    • TV-14  (L)
  369. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  370. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You Can Still Change Your Mind"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  371. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Ways to Be Wicked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  372. 2:30 AM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  373. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  374. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  375. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "And Bingo Was Her Game-O"
    • TV-PG
  376. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Undergraduate"
    • TV-PG
  377. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "User Friendly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  378. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeless Al"
    • TV-PG
  379. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Pump Fiction"
    • TV-PG
  380. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Radio Free Trumaine"
    • TV-PG
  381. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Tank Heaven"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  382. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Altar Ego"
    • TV-PG
  383. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Icky Shuffle"
    • TV-PG
  384. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Awful Bigamy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  385. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Love Rollercoaster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  386. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Our Gang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  387. 12:00 PM American Dad "Familyland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  388. 12:30 PM American Dad "Cock of the Sleepwalk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  389. 1:00 PM American Dad "Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  390. 1:30 PM American Dad "I Ain't No Holodeck Boy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  391. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Fore Father"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  392. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Thin White Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 3:00 PM New Girl "Cruise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 3:30 PM New Girl "The Last Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  396. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  397. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS"
    • TV-PG
  398. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  399. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Blood"
    • TV-PG
  400. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  401. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  402. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  403. Tuesday Night
  404. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  405. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  406. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  407. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  408. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  409. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  410. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  411. Wednesday, February 17
  412. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Near Death Experience"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  413. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  414. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Money Becomes King"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  415. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Southern Accents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  416. 2:30 AM Witless Protection
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  417. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  418. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Shoe Room With a View"
    • TV-PG
  419. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  420. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Briard"
    • TV-PG
  421. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Reverend Al"
    • TV-PG
  422. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Bleen Was My Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  423. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Weaker Sex"
    • TV-PG
  424. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Flight of the Bumblebee"
    • TV-PG
  425. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Queasy Rider"
    • TV-PG
  426. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Female Problems"
    • TV-PG
  427. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Assaulted Nuts"
    • TV-14  (D)
  428. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Parent Trapped"
    • TV-PG
  429. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Buried Pleasure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  430. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "The Curious Case of Jr. Working at the Stool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  431. 12:00 PM American Dad "Stan Goes on the Pill"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  432. 12:30 PM American Dad "Honey, I'm Homeland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  433. 1:00 PM American Dad "She Swill Survive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  434. 1:30 PM American Dad "Rubberneckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  435. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Brian Does Hollywood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  436. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington"
    • TV-14  (L)
  437. 3:00 PM New Girl "Dice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  438. 3:30 PM New Girl "Julie Berkman's Older Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  439. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Yeti"
    • TV-PG
  440. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  441. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  442. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler's Work Laugh"
    • TV-PG
  443. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  444. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  445. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  446. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  447. Wednesday Night
  448. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  449. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  450. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  451. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  452. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  453. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation"