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  2. 10:30 AM Divorce Court "Miller vs. Tyner"
    • TV-PG
  3. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Will Our Relationship Survive the Results?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  4. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Let Me Have My Hos"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  5. 1:00 PM Maury "I'm Going Blind ... but My Brother Can See That's Not My Baby!"
    • TV-14
  6. 2:00 PM Hot Bench "The Drunken Woman Scorned Defense?!; Heat Wave Con Man?!"
    • TV-G
  7. 2:30 PM Hot Bench "Police Ram Door Down!; Fast and Icy (Uninsured) Spinout!"
    • TV-G
  8. 3:00 PM Judge Judy "Stepfather Payback; Repo Mom"
    • TV-PG
  9. 3:30 PM Judge Judy "Thunderbird Theft?; Car Divides Friends"
    • TV-PG
  10. 4:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Tornado"
    • TV-PG
  11. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  12. 5:00 PM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  13. 5:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Brown Magic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 6:00 PM American Dad "Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 6:30 PM American Dad "Honey, I'm Homeland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  16. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Amish Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  17. 7:30 PM Family Guy "You May Now Kiss the ... Uh ... Guy Who Receives"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. Last Night
  19. 8:00 PM Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. "A Wanted (Inhu)man"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  20. 9:00 PM Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. "Devils You Know"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  21. 10:00 PM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Tuxedo Hill"
    • TV-14  (L)
  22. 11:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Russell's Father's Son"
    • TV-14  (D)
  23. 11:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Rug-of-War"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. Today
  25. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  26. 12:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  27. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Little Jerry"
    • TV-PG
  29. 2:00 AM The Simpsons "You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee"
    • TV-PG
  30. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Golden Moldy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  31. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Ovary Action"
    • TV-PG
  32. 3:30 AM King of the Hill "Girl You'll Be a Giant Soon"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  33. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Passion of the Dautrieve"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  34. 4:30 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  35. 5:00 AM Divorce Court "Green vs. Williams"
    • TV-PG
  36. 5:30 AM Divorce Court "Reeves vs. Reeves"
    • TV-PG
  37. 6:00 AM Judge Alex "Billig vs. Bernard"
    • TV-PG
  38. 6:30 AM Judge Alex "Douglas vs. Sikorski"
    • TV-PG
  39. 7:00 AM The Dr. Oz Show "Food Truth: Why You Should Eat Potatoes Again"
    • TV-PG
  40. 8:00 AM Dr. Phil "My Husband Admitted He Lied and Cheated More Than He Can Count, Did I Marry a Complete Stranger?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  41. 9:00 AM The 700 Club
    • TV-G
  42. 10:00 AM Divorce Court "Graham vs. Bugayong"
    • TV-PG
  43. 10:30 AM Divorce Court "Glenn vs. Neal"
    • TV-PG
  44. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did You Push Our 1-Year-Old Out a 2nd Story Window?"
    • TV-14
  45. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Can I Be Blunt? ... I'm Cheating"
    • TV-14
  46. 1:00 PM Maury "Secret Double Lives Revealed ... I'm Dating Your Fiance!"
    • TV-14
  47. 2:00 PM Hot Bench "Renovation Court Walkout!"
    • TV-G
  48. 2:30 PM Hot Bench "Red Corvette RIP!; Refund Xmas Scammer?"
    • TV-G
  49. 3:00 PM Judge Judy "When Unwed Parents Fight!"
    • TV-PG
  50. 3:30 PM Judge Judy "Mother Daughter Mayhem; Family Fight Over Home"
    • TV-PG
  51. 4:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Bad Bromance"
    • TV-PG
  52. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  53. 5:00 PM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  54. 5:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Til Deaf"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  55. 6:00 PM American Dad "Spring Breakup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  56. 6:30 PM American Dad "She Swill Survive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  57. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Cool Hand Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  58. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Petergeist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  59. Tonight
  60. 8:00 PM Bones "The Dwarf in the Dirt"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  61. 9:00 PM Bones "The Foot in the Foreclosure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 10:00 PM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Dead"
    • TV-14  (V)
  63. 11:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Buyer's Remorse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 11:30 PM Rules of Engagement "The Bank"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. Tomorrow
  66. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 12:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Comeback"
    • TV-PG
  70. 2:00 AM The Simpsons "Luca$"
    • TV-PG
  71. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "S'poor House"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  72. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Food Fight"
    • TV-G
  73. 3:30 AM King of the Hill "Stressed for Success"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  74. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Grand Theft Arlen"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  75. 4:30 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  76. 5:00 AM Divorce Court "Gray vs. Sanchez"
    • TV-PG
  77. 5:30 AM Divorce Court "McGee vs. Walton"
    • TV-PG
  78. 6:00 AM Judge Alex "Labriel vs. Rodriguez"
    • TV-PG
  79. 6:30 AM Judge Alex "Velasco vs. Slade"
    • TV-PG
  80. 7:00 AM The Dr. Oz Show "Dr. Oz Food Investigation: Is Your Greek Yogurt a Fake?"
    • TV-PG
  81. 8:00 AM Dr. Phil "Our Mom Did Not Protect Us Against Sexual Abuse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  82. 9:00 AM The 700 Club
    • TV-G
  83. 10:00 AM Divorce Court "Williams vs. Williams"
    • TV-PG
  84. 10:30 AM Divorce Court "Williams vs. Williams"
    • TV-PG
  85. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Have Proof You're Cheating With Transsexuals"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  86. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Ain't No Friends at the Strip Club"
    • TV-14
  87. 1:00 PM Maury "1 Man, 2 Women, 3 Babies Tested ... Is Kelvin the Father?"
    • TV-14
  88. 2:00 PM Hot Bench "Child Vandal or Innocent Bystander?!; Booby Trap Turnaround?"
    • TV-G
  89. 2:30 PM Hot Bench "Dognapping the National Dog of Cuba?!; Drunk or Not Drunk?"
    • TV-G
  90. 3:00 PM Judge Judy "Grieving Teen Assault; Barking Dog Threat"
    • TV-PG
  91. 3:30 PM Judge Judy "Niece Fights Aunt; Los Angeles Vacation Gone Wrong"
    • TV-PG
  92. 4:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Sisterhood of the Traveling SPANX"
    • TV-PG
  93. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  94. 5:00 PM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  95. 5:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Das Shrimp Boot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  96. 6:00 PM American Dad "1600 Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 6:30 PM American Dad "Rubberneckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  98. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Grumpy Old Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  99. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Untitled Griffin Family History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. Tomorrow Night
  101. 8:00 PM American Ninja Warrior "Kansas City Qualifying"
    • TV-PG
  102. 9:00 PM American Ninja Warrior "Kansas City Qualifying"
    • TV-PG
  103. 10:00 PM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Bright Boy"
    • TV-14  (L)
  104. 11:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Pimp My Bride"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 11:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Surro-gate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. Saturday, April 1
  107. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  108. 12:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Kills His Ex's Sex Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  109. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Money"
    • TV-PG
  111. 2:00 AM The Simpsons "Days of Future Future"
    • TV-PG
  112. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Attention Deficit"
    • TV-PG
  113. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Nights"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  114. 3:30 AM King of the Hill "Hank's Back"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  115. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Peggy's Gone to Pots"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  116. 4:30 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  117. 5:00 AM Whacked Out Sports
    • TV-14
  118. 5:30 AM Beautiful Homes & Great Estates
    • TV-PG
  119. 6:00 AM Live Life and Win! "Green Teen, Dog Trainer, Ocean Protector"
    • TV-G
  120. 6:30 AM On the Spot "What It's Worth; Problem and Solution; Globetrotting"
    • TV-G
  121. 7:00 AM DragonFlyTV "Forensics"
    • TV-G
  122. 7:30 AM Wild America "Amazing Armadillo"
    • TV-G
  123. 8:00 AM Made in Hollywood "The Boss Baby & Spring Preview Special"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  124. 8:30 AM Zoo Clues "Life on the Reef"
    • TV-G
  125. 9:00 AM The J.P. Pirtle Real Estate Show
  126. 9:30 AM Larry King Special Report UPDATE
  127. 10:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  128. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  129. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  130. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  131. 12:00 PM Raw Travel "Raw Travel Philly"
    • TV-PG
  132. 12:30 PM Raceline
    • TV-PG
  133. 1:00 PM The Shepherd
    • R
  134. 3:00 PM Living by Design
  135. 3:30 PM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  136. 4:00 PM Judge Judy "Payback for Bailout; Valentine's Day Warrant Pay-Off"
    • TV-PG
  137. 4:30 PM Judge Judy "Ex-Vandalism & Drug Trafficking?; Bowling Wii Disaster"
    • TV-PG
  138. 5:00 PM PiYo Workout!
  139. 5:30 PM Why Pressure Cooker?
  140. 6:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Uncle Teddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  141. 6:30 PM Bob's Burgers "The Frond Files"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  142. 7:00 PM Family Guy "April in Quahog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  143. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Sibling Rivalry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  144. Saturday Night
  145. 8:00 PM The Doors
    • R
  146. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Halloween of Horror"
    • TV-PG
  147. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Black-Eyed, Please"
    • TV-PG
  148. 11:00 PM Scandal "Gladiators Don't Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  149. Sunday, April 2
  150. 12:00 AM The X-Files "Christmas Carol"
    • TV-14  (V)
  151. 1:00 AM Jerry Springer "Drama Queens Dethroned"
    • TV-14
  152. 2:00 AM The Shepherd
    • R
  153. 4:00 AM Whacked Out Videos
    • TV-14
  154. 4:30 AM Live Life and Win! "Green Teen, Dog Trainer, Ocean Protector"
    • TV-G
  155. 5:00 AM LatiNation
    • TV-PG
  156. 5:30 AM American Latino TV
    • TV-PG
  157. 6:00 AM Work of God
  158. 6:30 AM No More Dentures
  159. 7:00 AM No More Dentures
  160. 7:30 AM Tony Walker Financial
  161. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  162. 8:30 AM Dog Tales
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  163. 9:00 AM Animal Rescue
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  164. 9:30 AM Xploration Awesome Planet
    • TV-PG
  165. 10:00 AM Xploration Outer Space
    • TV-PG
  166. 10:30 AM Tony Walker Financial
  167. 11:00 AM Leverage "The Lost Heir Job"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  168. 12:00 PM Without a Paddle
    • PG-13
  169. 2:00 PM The Simpsons "Hardly Kirk-ing"
    • TV-PG
  170. 2:30 PM The Simpsons "Gorgeous Grampa"
    • TV-PG
  171. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Love Is a Many Splintered Thing"
    • TV-PG
  172. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "What Animated Women Want"
    • TV-PG
  173. 4:00 PM The King of Queens "Steve Moscow"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  174. 4:30 PM The King of Queens "Animal Attraction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  175. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  177. 6:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Audrey Is Dumb"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  178. 6:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Goodbye Dolly"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  179. 7:00 PM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  180. 7:30 PM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  181. Sunday Night
  182. 8:00 PM Elementary "A Controlled Descent"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  183. 9:00 PM Dead Again
    • R
  184. 11:00 PM Scandal "No More Blood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  185. Monday, April 3
  186. 12:00 AM Leverage "The Scheherazade Job"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  187. 1:00 AM Rookie Blue "Honor Roll"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  188. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  189. 2:30 AM Why Pressure Cooker?
  190. 3:00 AM Scandal "No More Blood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  191. 4:00 AM Ron Hazelton's HouseCalls
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  192. 4:30 AM Whacked Out Sports
    • TV-14
  193. 5:00 AM Divorce Court "Ingram vs. Brown"
    • TV-PG
  194. 5:30 AM Divorce Court "Moore vs. Moore"
    • TV-PG
  195. 6:00 AM Judge Alex "Haffey vs. Sullivan"
    • TV-PG
  196. 6:30 AM Judge Alex "Edwards vs. Clayton"
    • TV-PG
  197. 7:00 AM The Dr. Oz Show "Healthy Foods That Can Wreck Your Diet"
    • TV-PG
  198. 8:00 AM Dr. Phil "I Hate My Pathological, Alcoholic, Felon Mom"
    • TV-14  (L)
  199. 9:00 AM The 700 Club
    • TV-G
  200. 10:00 AM Divorce Court "Garrett vs. Haney"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  201. 10:30 AM Divorce Court "Gilbert vs. Simmons"
    • TV-PG
  202. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Murder, Suicide ... I Need the Truth"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  203. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Angry Wives vs. Hot Mistresses"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  204. 1:00 PM Maury "I've DNA Tested 4 Men ... This Time I'll Find My Son's Father!"
    • TV-14
  205. 2:00 PM Hot Bench "Three-Car Pile-Up Scare!; Driving Instructor From Hell!"
    • TV-G
  206. 2:30 PM Hot Bench "Bait and Switch Photo Fraud?!; Party Planner Flop?!"
    • TV-G
  207. 3:00 PM Judge Judy "Day Care Endangerment; Housing Wars"
    • TV-PG
  208. 3:30 PM Judge Judy "Abusive Dog Owner?; Goddaughter Beware!; Redecorating Disaster"
    • TV-PG
  209. 4:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "I Love Lucci"
    • TV-PG
  210. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  211. 5:00 PM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  212. 5:30 PM The Cleveland Show "March Dadness"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  213. 6:00 PM American Dad "The One That Got Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  214. 6:30 PM American Dad "Permanent Record Wrecker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  215. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Meg and Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  216. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Stewie Loves Lois"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  217. Monday Night
  218. 8:00 PM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Baggage"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  219. 9:00 PM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Selfish"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  220. 10:00 PM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Anti-Thesis"
    • TV-14  (S)
  221. 11:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Dirty Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 11:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Handy Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  223. Tuesday, April 4
  224. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  225. 12:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Do It for Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Van Buren Boys"
    • TV-PG
  228. 2:00 AM The Simpsons
    • TV-PG
  229. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Prints Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  230. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "No Orleans"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  231. 3:30 AM King of the Hill "The Redneck on Rainey Street"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  232. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Hair Today, Gone Today"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  233. 4:30 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  234. 5:00 AM Divorce Court "Harris vs. Harris"
    • TV-PG
  235. 5:30 AM Divorce Court "Holloway vs. Mwaura"
    • TV-PG
  236. 6:00 AM Judge Alex "Cooke vs. Harvey"
    • TV-PG
  237. 6:30 AM Judge Alex "Briggs vs. Dancer"
    • TV-PG
  238. 7:00 AM The Dr. Oz Show "Keke Palmer Opens Up About Anxiety"
    • TV-PG
  239. 8:00 AM Dr. Phil "Mischa Barton"
    • TV-14
  240. 9:00 AM The 700 Club
    • TV-G
  241. 10:00 AM Divorce Court "Smith vs. Smith"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  242. 10:30 AM Divorce Court "Deinert vs. Davis"
    • TV-PG
  243. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "4 Months Old, 10 Fractured Ribs, Who Did It?"
    • TV-14
  244. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "You Hit On My Mom!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  245. 1:00 PM Maury "You're Albino ... DNA Will Prove I'm Not Your Father!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  246. 2:00 PM Hot Bench "Punch Drunk in the Head?!; Dirty Hands Galore!"
    • TV-G
  247. 2:30 PM Hot Bench "Fired Up or Fraud?!; Young Chef Tries to Do the Right Thing!"
    • TV-G
  248. 3:00 PM Judge Judy "Boy Going Blind?; In-Lawlessness"
    • TV-PG
  249. 3:30 PM Judge Judy "PayPal Problem?; Mother Mayhem; Trying Truck Times"
    • TV-PG
  250. 4:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "LeBron Is Le Gone"
    • TV-PG
  251. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  252. 5:00 PM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  253. 5:30 PM The Cleveland Show "The Men in Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  254. 6:00 PM American Dad "One Little Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  255. 6:30 PM American Dad "News Glance With Genevieve Vavance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  256. 7:00 PM Family Guy "The Blind Side"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  257. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Stewie B. Goode"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  258. Tuesday Night
  259. 8:00 PM The X-Files "The Post-Modern Prometheus"
    • TV-14  (V)
  260. 9:00 PM The X-Files "Bunghoney"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  261. 10:00 PM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Best Defense"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  262. 11:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Bros Before Nodes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  263. 11:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Play Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  264. Wednesday, April 5
  265. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  266. 12:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets the Party Started"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Susie"
    • TV-PG
  269. 2:00 AM The Simpsons
    • TV-PG
  270. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Cowardly Lyin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  271. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Missing Links"
    • TV-PG
  272. 3:30 AM King of the Hill "Talking Shop"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  273. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  274. 4:30 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  275. 5:00 AM Divorce Court "Sedor vs. Sedor"
    • TV-PG
  276. 5:30 AM Divorce Court "Lett vs. Ellis"
    • TV-PG
  277. 6:00 AM Judge Alex "Craycraft vs. Wynn/Wynn"
    • TV-PG
  278. 6:30 AM Judge Alex "Bobb vs. Costello"
    • TV-PG
  279. 7:00 AM The Dr. Oz Show "Martha Stewart Speaks Out on Anti-Aging, Anti-Boredom and Breaking the Rules"
    • TV-PG
  280. 8:00 AM Dr. Phil "A Mother Charged With Criminal Child Abuse in the Death of Her 10-Year-Old Son"
    • TV-14
  281. 9:00 AM The 700 Club
    • TV-G
  282. 10:00 AM Divorce Court "McCraney vs. Dykes"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  283. 10:30 AM Divorce Court "Thorton vs. Harris"
    • TV-PG
  284. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Don't Deny Our Children Because of My Past"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  285. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "BDs in the Hot Seat"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  286. 1:00 PM Maury "DNA Will Prove You Got My Teen Daughter Pregnant"
    • TV-14
  287. 2:00 PM Hot Bench "Leaving the U.S. Permanently?!; New Car in Driveway?! Oops!"
    • TV-G
  288. 2:30 PM Hot Bench "Big Dogs Meet Tiny Taffy!; Chore Bores or Video Fun?!"
    • TV-G
  289. 3:00 PM Judge Judy "Pool Pushing Prank; Bad Boyfriend?"
    • TV-PG
  290. 3:30 PM Judge Judy "Mercedes-Benz Scam?; False Arrest Fallout"
    • TV-PG
  291. 4:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Law & Elka"
    • TV-PG
  292. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  293. 5:00 PM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  294. 5:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Frapp Attack"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  295. 6:00 PM American Dad "Choosy Wives Choose Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  296. 6:30 PM American Dad "The Longest Distance Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  297. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Livin' on a Prayer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  298. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Bango Was His Name-O"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  299. Wednesday Night
  300. 8:00 PM Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. "4,722 Hours"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  301. 9:00 PM Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. "Among Us Hide ..."
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  302. 10:00 PM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Chinoiserie"
    • TV-14  (V)
  303. 11:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Shy Dial"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  304. 11:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Baked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. Thursday, April 6
  306. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 12:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's New Sex Study Partner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pothole"
    • TV-PG
  310. 2:00 AM The Simpsons
    • TV-PG
  311. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Queens'bro Bridge"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  312. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Hero Worship"
    • TV-PG
  313. 3:30 AM King of the Hill "A Rover Runs Through It"
    • TV-PG
  314. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Lucky's Wedding Suit"
    • TV-PG
  315. 4:30 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  316. 5:00 AM Divorce Court "Cole vs. Randall Jr."
    • TV-PG
  317. 5:30 AM Divorce Court "Sanchez vs. Sanchez"
    • TV-PG
  318. 6:00 AM Judge Alex "Porter vs. White"
    • TV-PG
  319. 6:30 AM Judge Alex "Boyd vs. Dent"
    • TV-PG
  320. 7:00 AM The Dr. Oz Show "The Truth About Sausage"
    • TV-PG
  321. 8:00 AM Dr. Phil "From Chance to Hope: My 22-Year-Old Son Transitioned to a Woman and Is Now Living on the Streets of Hollywood!"
    • TV-14
  322. 9:00 AM The 700 Club
    • TV-G
  323. 10:00 AM Divorce Court "Moore vs. Harlston"
    • TV-PG
  324. 10:30 AM Divorce Court "Moore vs. Harlston"
    • TV-PG
  325. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "She Caught Me With Another Woman, Now I'm a Molester?"
    • TV-14
  326. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Your Dude's Gay"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  327. 1:00 PM Maury "Did My Fiance Cheat and Get 2 Women Pregnant?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  328. 2:00 PM Hot Bench "Rape Victim Tries to Trust Again; Biker Slam or Motorist Scam?!"
    • TV-G
  329. 2:30 PM Hot Bench "Youth Mentor Accused of Foul Play!; Bald Spots on Graduation Day?!"
    • TV-G
  330. 3:00 PM Judge Judy "Bonfire Damage; Grand Dreams Disaster"
    • TV-PG
  331. 3:30 PM Judge Judy "Go Cart, No Go; Tenant Conflict"
    • TV-PG
  332. 4:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "How I Met My Mother"
    • TV-PG
  333. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  334. 5:00 PM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  335. 5:30 PM The Cleveland Show "American Prankster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  336. 6:00 PM American Dad "Escape From Pearl Bailey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  337. 6:30 PM American Dad "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  338. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  339. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  340. Thursday Night
  341. 8:00 PM Bones "The Gamer in the Grease"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  342. 9:00 PM Bones "The Goop on the Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  343. 10:00 PM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Malignant"
    • TV-14  (V)
  344. 11:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Nature Calls"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  345. 11:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Les-bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. Friday, April 7
  347. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  348. 12:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Pajama Intervention"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The English Patient"
    • TV-PG
  351. 2:00 AM The Simpsons
    • TV-PG
  352. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Driving Reign"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  353. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Screwed Driver"
    • TV-PG
  354. 3:30 AM King of the Hill "Ms. Wakefield"
    • TV-PG
  355. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Suite Smell of Excess"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  356. 4:30 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  357. 5:00 AM Divorce Court "Estrada vs. Diaz"
    • TV-PG
  358. 5:30 AM Divorce Court "Vargas vs. Vargas"
    • TV-PG
  359. 6:00 AM Judge Alex "Medina vs. Lazaro"
    • TV-PG
  360. 6:30 AM Judge Alex "White vs. Heard"
    • TV-PG
  361. 7:00 AM The Dr. Oz Show "The 4-Hour Energy Guru Shares His Secrets to All-Day Energy"
    • TV-PG
  362. 8:00 AM Dr. Phil "My Mom Kicked Out My Bride From Overseas"
    • TV-14
  363. 9:00 AM The 700 Club
    • TV-G
  364. 10:00 AM Divorce Court "Winston vs. Walker"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  365. 10:30 AM Divorce Court "Hillard vs. Dunlap"
    • TV-PG
  366. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "He Confessed, but I Know There's More"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  367. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Springtime Slip-Ups"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  368. 1:00 PM Maury "DNA Will Prove It ... One Man Got Us All Pregnant!"
    • TV-14
  369. 2:00 PM Hot Bench "Extorting the Elderly?!; African-American Hair 101"
    • TV-G
  370. 2:30 PM Hot Bench "Long Lost Sister Finds Brother!; Hit on the Car or Hit On the Girl?"
    • TV-G
  371. 3:00 PM Judge Judy "Speedy Cupid; Frat House No More!"
    • TV-PG
  372. 3:30 PM Judge Judy "Crash the Birthday Party; Parking Lot Accident"
    • TV-PG
  373. 4:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Battle of the Bands"
    • TV-PG
  374. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  375. 5:00 PM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  376. 5:30 PM The Cleveland Show "B.M.O.C."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  377. 6:00 PM American Dad "Pulling Double Booty"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  378. 6:30 PM American Dad "Threat Levels"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  379. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Be Careful What You Fish For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  380. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Mother Tucker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  381. Friday Night
  382. 8:00 PM American Ninja Warrior "Orlando Qualifying"
    • TV-PG
  383. 9:00 PM American Ninja Warrior "Orlando Qualifying"
    • TV-PG
  384. 10:00 PM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Tomorrow"
    • TV-14  (V)
  385. 11:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Missed Connections"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  386. 11:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Mannequin Head Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. Saturday, April 8
  388. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  389. 12:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hooker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  390. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Nap"
    • TV-PG
  392. 2:00 AM The Simpsons
    • TV-PG
  393. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Clothes Encounter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  394. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Lush Life"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  395. 3:30 AM King of the Hill "Death Buys a Timeshare"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  396. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Bobby Rae"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  397. 4:30 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  398. 5:00 AM Whacked Out Sports
    • TV-14
  399. 5:30 AM Beautiful Homes & Great Estates
    • TV-PG
  400. 6:00 AM Live Life and Win!
    • TV-G
  401. 6:30 AM On the Spot "Mad Science; Myths; Who Said That?"
    • TV-G
  402. 7:00 AM DragonFlyTV "Engineering"
    • TV-G
  403. 7:30 AM Wild America "Wild Turkey"
    • TV-G
  404. 8:00 AM Made in Hollywood
    • TV-PG
  405. 8:30 AM Zoo Clues "Creepy Crawlers"
    • TV-G
  406. 9:00 AM The J.P. Pirtle Real Estate Show
  407. 9:30 AM Top Chef's Use Ronco Knives
  408. 10:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  409. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  410. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  411. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  412. 12:00 PM Raw Travel "Exploring Rural Haiti"
    • TV-PG
  413. 12:30 PM Raceline
    • TV-PG
  414. 1:00 PM Dead Again
    • R
  415. 3:00 PM M*A*S*H "Deluge"
    • TV-PG
  416. 3:30 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  417. 4:00 PM Judge Judy "Fight Over a Harley; Super-Glued Computer"
    • TV-PG
  418. 4:30 PM Judge Judy "Vow Renewal Video up in Flames; Arrest and Sexual Advances?"
    • TV-PG
  419. 5:00 PM Paid Programming
  420. 5:30 PM Paid Programming
  421. 6:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Mazel-Tina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  422. 6:30 PM Bob's Burgers "The Kids Rob a Train"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  423. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Deep Throats"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  424. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Peterotica"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  425. Saturday Night
  426. 8:00 PM Fools Rush In
    • PG-13
  427. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG
  428. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Pulpit Friction"
    • TV-PG
  429. 11:00 PM Scandal "The Lawn Chair"
    • TV-14  (V)
  430. Sunday, April 9
  431. 12:00 AM The X-Files "The Post-Modern Prometheus"
    • TV-14  (V)
  432. 1:00 AM Jerry Springer "Men Acting Fishy"
    • TV-14
  433. 2:00 AM Fools Rush In
    • PG-13
  434. 4:00 AM Whacked Out Videos
    • TV-14
  435. 4:30 AM Live Life and Win!
    • TV-G
  436. 5:00 AM LatiNation
    • TV-PG
  437. 5:30 AM American Latino TV
    • TV-PG
  438. 6:00 AM Work of God
  439. 6:30 AM No More Dentures
  440. 7:00 AM No More Dentures
  441. 7:30 AM Tony Walker Financial
  442. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  443. 8:30 AM Dog Tales
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  444. 9:00 AM Animal Rescue
    • TV-G
  445. 9:30 AM Xploration Awesome Planet
    • TV-PG
  446. 10:00 AM Xploration Outer Space
    • TV-PG
  447. 10:30 AM Tony Walker Financial
  448. 11:00 AM Leverage "The Runway Job"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  449. 12:00 PM Without a Paddle: Nature's Calling
    • PG-13
  450. 2:00 PM Colors
    • R
  451. 4:00 PM The King of Queens "Bed Spread"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  452. 4:30 PM The King of Queens "Taste Buds"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  453. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  454. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  455. 6:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Audrey's Shower"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  456. 6:30 PM Rules of Engagement "The Five Things"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  457. 7:00 PM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  458. 7:30 PM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  459. Sunday Night
  460. 8:00 PM Elementary "While You Were Sleeping"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  461. 9:00 PM The Brothers
    • R
  462. 11:00 PM Scandal "The Testimony of Diego Muñoz"
    • TV-14  (V)
  463. Monday, April 10
  464. 12:00 AM Leverage "The Reunion Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  465. 1:00 AM Rookie Blue "Girlfriend of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  466. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  467. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  468. 3:00 AM Entertainers: With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  469. 4:00 AM Ron Hazelton's HouseCalls
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  470. 4:30 AM Whacked Out Sports
    • TV-14
  471. 5:00 AM Divorce Court "Favours vs. Jackson"
    • TV-PG
  472. 5:30 AM Divorce Court "Roberti vs. Roberti"
    • TV-PG
  473. 6:00 AM Judge Alex "Williams vs. Hawkins"
    • TV-PG
  474. 6:30 AM Judge Alex "Kelly vs. Kelley"
    • TV-PG
  475. 7:00 AM The Dr. Oz Show
    • TV-PG
  476. 8:00 AM Dr. Phil "My Adoptive Son's Bio Mom Is Out to Sabotage Our Family"
    • TV-14
  477. 9:00 AM The 700 Club
    • TV-G
  478. 10:00 AM Divorce Court
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  479. 10:30 AM Divorce Court "Martin vs. Battles"
    • TV-PG
  480. 11:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show