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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 5:00 AM Midnight Special
  3. 5:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  4. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  5. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  6. 7:00 AM Ellen "Roommates"
    • TV-14
  7. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Dead Things"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  8. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  9. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  10. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 11:30 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  15. 2:30 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  16. 5:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  17. Last Night
  18. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  19. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. Today
  22. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA
  27. 2:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA
  28. 3:01 AM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 3:31 AM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA
  31. 4:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA
  32. 5:01 AM Styx, Journey, Fleetwood Mac
  33. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  34. 6:00 AM Monster Blades
  35. 6:30 AM Good.Clean.Fun!
  36. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Older and Far Away"
    • TV-14
  37. 8:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "As You Were"
    • TV-14
  38. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 12:00 PM Elysium
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  45. 2:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  46. 5:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  47. Tonight
  48. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  49. 10:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  50. Tomorrow
  51. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 2:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 3:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  56. 3:30 AM Body Beast
  57. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  58. 4:30 AM Body Beast
  59. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  60. 5:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  61. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  62. 6:30 AM Good.Clean.Fun!
  63. 7:00 AM Elysium
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  64. 9:30 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  65. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  68. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  69. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  73. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 5:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  78. Tomorrow Night
  79. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  80. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  81. Tuesday, May 3
  82. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 3:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  85. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  86. 4:00 AM Body Beast
  87. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  88. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  89. 5:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  90. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  91. 6:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  92. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  93. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  94. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D)
  98. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  102. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 5:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  106. Tuesday Night
  107. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  108. 10:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  109. Wednesday, May 4
  110. 1:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  111. 3:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  112. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  113. 4:00 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  114. 4:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  115. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  116. 5:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  117. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  118. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  119. 7:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  120. 9:00 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  121. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  124. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  128. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  129. 4:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  130. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  131. Wednesday Night
  132. 10:00 PM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  133. 11:12 PM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  134. Thursday, May 5
  135. 12:24 AM The Americans "Travel Agents"
    • TV-MA
  136. 1:24 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  137. 2:37 AM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. 5:37 AM Body Beast
  139. 6:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  140. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  141. 7:00 AM Fun Size
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  142. 9:00 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  143. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D)
  146. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  149. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  150. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  151. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  152. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 4:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  154. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  155. Thursday Night
  156. 10:00 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  157. 10:31 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA
  158. 11:02 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  159. 11:32 PM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  160. Friday, May 6
  161. 1:32 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  162. 2:02 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 2:32 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 3:02 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  165. 3:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  166. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  167. 4:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  168. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  169. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  170. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  171. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  172. 7:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • R
  173. 9:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  174. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  180. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  184. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  185. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  188. Friday Night
  189. 8:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  190. 10:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  191. Saturday, May 7
  192. 1:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  193. 3:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  195. 4:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  197. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  198. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  199. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  200. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Hell's Bells"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  201. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 11:00 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  208. 1:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  209. 4:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  210. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  211. Saturday Night
  212. 10:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  213. Sunday, May 8
  214. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 1:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  217. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  218. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 3:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  221. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  222. 4:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  224. 5:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  225. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  226. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  227. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  228. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  229. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  234. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D)
  235. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  236. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 2:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  243. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  244. Sunday Night
  245. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  246. 10:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  247. Monday, May 9
  248. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 3:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  252. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 7:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  260. 9:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  261. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  264. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  265. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  267. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  268. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  271. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  273. Monday Night
  274. 8:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  275. 10:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  276. Tuesday, May 10
  277. 12:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  278. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  279. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  289. 9:30 AM Chronicle
    • NR
  290. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  293. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  294. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  296. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 6:00 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  304. Tuesday Night
  305. 8:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  306. 10:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  307. Wednesday, May 11
  308. 12:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  309. 2:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  310. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  320. 9:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  321. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  324. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  325. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  328. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  329. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 5:30 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  333. 7:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  334. Wednesday Night
  335. 10:00 PM The Americans "The Day After"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  336. 11:00 PM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  337. Thursday, May 12
  338. 12:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  339. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  340. 2:00 AM The Strain "BK, NY"
    • TV-MA
  341. 3:30 AM The Strain "By Any Means"
    • TV-MA
  342. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  343. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 7:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  348. 10:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  349. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  353. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  354. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  355. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  356. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  357. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 4:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  359. 7:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  360. Thursday Night
  361. 10:00 PM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  362. 10:30 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  363. 11:00 PM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  364. 11:30 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  365. Friday, May 13
  366. 2:30 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  367. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  373. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 7:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  376. 9:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  377. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  383. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  385. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  387. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  388. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  389. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 6:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  392. Friday Night
  393. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  394. 10:30 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  395. Saturday, May 14
  396. 1:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  397. 3:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R