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  1. Yesterday
  2. 3:30 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  3. 6:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  4. Last Night
  5. 10:00 PM Legion "Chapter 7"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  6. 11:03 PM Legion "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  7. Today
  8. 12:06 AM The Americans "The Midges"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  9. 1:08 AM Legion "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  10. 2:11 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  11. 3:19 AM The Americans "Experimental Prototype City of Tomorrow"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  12. 4:19 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 4:49 AM FXM Presents
  14. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  15. 5:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  16. 6:00 AM Amazing Abs
  17. 6:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  18. 7:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  19. 9:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  20. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  23. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  27. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  28. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 4:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. 7:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  31. Tonight
  32. 10:00 PM Baskets "Circus"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  33. 10:33 PM Baskets "Yard Sale"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  34. 11:07 PM Baskets "Circus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  35. 11:40 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  36. Tomorrow
  37. 2:10 AM Baskets "Circus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  38. 2:43 AM FXM Presents
  39. 3:00 AM What Not To Wear Every Day. What About What To Wear Every Day!
  40. 3:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  41. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  42. 4:30 AM Amazing Abs
  43. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  44. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  45. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  46. 7:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  47. 9:30 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  48. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  49. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  53. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  54. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 6:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  61. Tomorrow Night
  62. 8:00 PM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  63. 10:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  64. Saturday, March 25
  65. 12:00 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  66. 2:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  67. 3:08 AM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  68. 5:08 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  69. 5:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  70. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  71. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  72. 7:00 AM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  73. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  76. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  77. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  78. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 12:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  80. 2:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  81. 4:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  82. 7:00 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  83. Saturday Night
  84. 9:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  85. 11:30 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  86. Sunday, March 26
  87. 12:38 AM Baskets "Circus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  88. 1:11 AM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 1:41 AM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 2:11 AM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 2:41 AM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 3:11 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  93. 3:41 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  94. 4:12 AM Louie "Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  95. 4:42 AM FXM Presents
  96. 5:00 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  97. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  98. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  99. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  100. 7:00 AM Monte Carlo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  101. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 10:30 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  104. 12:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  105. 3:30 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  106. 5:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  107. Sunday Night
  108. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  109. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  110. 11:08 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  111. Monday, March 27
  112. 12:16 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  113. 1:24 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  114. 2:32 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 3:02 AM FXM Presents
  116. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
  117. 3:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  118. 4:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  119. 4:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  120. 5:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  121. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  122. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  123. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  124. 7:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  125. 9:00 AM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  126. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  127. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  128. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  131. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  133. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  135. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 6:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  141. Monday Night
  142. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  143. 11:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  144. Tuesday, March 28
  145. 2:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  146. 3:08 AM Paid Programming
  147. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  148. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  149. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  150. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  151. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  152. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  153. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  154. 7:00 AM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  155. 9:00 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  156. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  157. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  159. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  163. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 4:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  165. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  166. Tuesday Night
  167. 10:00 PM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  168. 11:03 PM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  169. Wednesday, March 29
  170. 12:05 AM Legion "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  171. 1:07 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  172. 2:10 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 2:40 AM FXM Presents
  174. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  176. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  177. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  178. 5:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  179. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  180. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  181. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  182. 7:00 AM Cold Creek Manor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  183. 9:30 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  184. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  185. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  187. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  188. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  189. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  192. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  193. 4:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  194. 7:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  195. Wednesday Night
  196. 10:00 PM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  197. 11:30 PM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  198. Thursday, March 30
  199. 12:30 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  200. 1:30 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  201. 2:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  202. 3:30 AM The Americans "Chloramphenicol"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  203. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  204. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  205. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  206. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  207. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  208. 7:00 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  209. 9:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  210. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  211. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  212. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  213. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  214. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  215. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  216. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  217. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  218. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  219. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  220. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  221. 5:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  222. Thursday Night
  223. 8:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. 10:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  225. Friday, March 31
  226. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  227. 2:00 AM Fargo "Waiting For Dutch"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  228. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  230. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  231. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  233. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  234. 6:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  235. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 7:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  237. 9:30 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  238. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  239. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  240. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  241. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  242. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  243. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  244. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  245. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peg o' My Heart Attack"
    • TV-14  (D)
  247. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Super Cop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Will Be Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  249. 5:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  250. Friday Night
  251. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  252. 11:00 PM Shots Fired "Hour One: Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  253. Saturday, April 1
  254. 12:00 AM Shots Fired "Hour Two: Betrayal of Trust"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  255. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  256. 2:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  257. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 7:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  262. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Good Wife"
    • TV-14  (D)
  263. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Weekend With Birdie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  264. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 11:30 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  267. 3:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  268. 6:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  269. Saturday Night
  270. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  271. 11:30 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "The Other Woman"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  272. Sunday, April 2
  273. 12:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  274. 1:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  275. 3:00 AM Fargo "Before the Law"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  276. 4:30 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  277. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  278. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  279. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 7:00 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  282. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  283. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  284. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  285. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  286. 12:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  287. 4:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  288. 7:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  289. Sunday Night
  290. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  291. 11:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  292. Monday, April 3
  293. 12:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  294. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  295. 2:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Tramps Like Us"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  296. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  297. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  298. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  303. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  304. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  305. 7:00 AM Mona Lisa Smile
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  306. 9:30 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  307. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  308. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  309. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  310. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  315. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Baby, Please Don't Go"
    • TV-14
  316. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Baby Bump"
    • TV-14
  317. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 5:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  319. Monday Night
  320. 8:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  321. 11:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  322. Tuesday, April 4
  323. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Myth of Sisyphus"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  324. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  327. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  331. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  332. 7:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  333. 9:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  334. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  336. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  337. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  339. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  340. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  341. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  342. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Adoption Option"
    • TV-14
  343. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  344. 5:00 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  345. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  346. Tuesday Night
  347. 10:00 PM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  348. 11:00 PM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  349. Wednesday, April 5
  350. 12:00 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  351. 1:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  352. 2:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  353. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  354. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  359. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  360. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  363. 9:30 AM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  364. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  365. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  366. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  367. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  369. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  370. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  371. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)