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  2. 10:00 PM The Strain "Madness"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  3. 11:01 PM The Strain "Madness"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  4. Today
  5. 12:02 AM The Strain "Gone but Not Forgotten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  6. 1:03 AM The Strain "Madness"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  7. 2:04 AM Baskets "Cowboys"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  8. 2:34 AM Baskets "Sugar Pie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  9. 3:04 AM Paid Programming
  10. 3:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  11. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  12. 4:30 AM Body Beast
  13. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  14. 5:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  15. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  16. 6:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  17. 7:00 AM Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  18. 10:00 AM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  19. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  22. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  26. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  27. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 5:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  31. Tonight
  32. 8:00 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  33. 11:00 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  34. Tomorrow
  35. 2:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  36. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  37. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  38. 5:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  39. 5:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  40. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  41. 6:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  42. 7:00 AM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  43. 9:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  44. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  45. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  46. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  47. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  51. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  52. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  55. 4:30 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  56. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  57. Tomorrow Night
  58. 10:00 PM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  59. 10:31 PM Atlanta "The Streisand Effect"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  60. 11:04 PM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  61. 11:35 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  62. Wednesday, September 28
  63. 2:05 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  64. 2:36 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
  66. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  67. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  68. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  69. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  70. 5:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  71. 6:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  72. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  73. 7:00 AM The Forgotten
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  74. 9:00 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  75. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  77. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  78. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  82. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  83. 4:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  84. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  85. Wednesday Night
  86. 10:00 PM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  87. 11:00 PM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA
  88. Thursday, September 29
  89. 12:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  90. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA
  91. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Gift of the Magi"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  92. 3:20 AM Fargo "Rhinoceros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  93. 4:20 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 4:50 AM FXM Presents
  95. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  96. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  97. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  98. 6:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  99. 7:00 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  100. 10:30 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  101. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  102. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  107. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  108. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 5:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  111. 7:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  112. Thursday Night
  113. 10:00 PM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  114. 10:31 PM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  115. 11:02 PM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  116. 11:33 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  117. Friday, September 30
  118. 2:03 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  119. 2:34 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  120. 3:04 AM Paid Programming
  121. 3:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  122. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  123. 4:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  124. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  125. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  126. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  127. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  128. 7:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  129. 9:00 AM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  130. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  135. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  136. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  137. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  144. 6:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  145. Friday Night
  146. 8:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  147. 10:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  148. Saturday, October 1
  149. 12:30 AM My Boss's Daughter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  150. 2:30 AM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  151. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  153. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  154. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  155. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  156. 7:00 AM My Boss's Daughter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  157. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "People Who Love Peepholes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Big Girls Don't Throw Food"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  160. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Nine Magic Fingers"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  161. 11:00 AM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  162. 1:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  163. 3:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  164. 5:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  165. 7:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  166. Saturday Night
  167. 9:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  168. Sunday, October 2
  169. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 2:00 AM Louie "Pregnant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  174. 2:30 AM Louie "Bummer/Blueberries"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  175. 3:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Don't Wanna Die Anonymous"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  176. 3:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Clean Rockin' Daddy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  177. 4:00 AM Louie "Pregnant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  178. 4:30 AM Louie "Bummer/Blueberries"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  179. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  181. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  182. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  183. 7:00 AM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  184. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  185. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  186. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 10:30 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  188. 12:30 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  189. 2:30 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  190. 4:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  191. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  192. Sunday Night
  193. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  194. 11:01 PM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  195. Monday, October 3
  196. 12:02 AM The Strain "Madness"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  197. 1:03 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  198. 2:04 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 2:34 AM Baskets "Picnic"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  200. 3:04 AM Paid Programming
  201. 3:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  202. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  203. 4:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  204. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  205. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  206. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  207. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  208. 7:00 AM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  209. 9:30 AM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  210. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  211. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  212. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  214. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  215. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  216. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 6:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  222. Monday Night
  223. 8:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  224. 10:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  225. Tuesday, October 4
  226. 1:00 AM Anger Management
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  227. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  228. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  229. 4:00 AM Body Beast
  230. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 7:00 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  236. 9:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  237. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  238. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  240. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  241. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  243. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  245. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  246. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 5:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  249. 7:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  250. Tuesday Night
  251. 10:00 PM Atlanta "Value"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  252. 10:30 PM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  253. 11:00 PM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  254. 11:30 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  255. Wednesday, October 5
  256. 1:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  257. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  259. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 7:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  268. 9:30 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  269. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  270. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  271. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  276. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  277. 4:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  278. 7:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  279. Wednesday Night
  280. 10:00 PM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  281. 11:00 PM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA
  282. Thursday, October 6
  283. 12:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA
  284. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA
  285. 2:00 AM Fargo "Did You Do This? No, You Did It!"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  286. 3:30 AM Fargo "Loplop"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  287. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 7:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  292. 9:30 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  293. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  294. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  295. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  296. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  297. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  298. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  299. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 6:00 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  305. Thursday Night
  306. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  307. 10:00 PM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  308. 10:30 PM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  309. 11:00 PM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  310. 11:30 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  311. Friday, October 7
  312. 1:30 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  313. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 7:00 AM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  324. 9:00 AM The Tourist
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  325. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  326. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  329. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Possum on Chemo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  337. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  338. 5:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  339. Friday Night
  340. 8:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  341. 10:30 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  342. Saturday, October 8
  343. 1:00 AM What's Your Number?
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  344. 3:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  345. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 7:00 AM The Tourist
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  350. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Not in My Mouth!"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  351. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The War Against Gingivitis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  352. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Palmdale, Ech"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Grandma's Pie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  354. 11:00 AM What's Your Number?
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  355. 1:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  356. 3:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  357. 5:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  358. Saturday Night
  359. 8:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  360. 10:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  361. Sunday, October 9
  362. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 3:00 AM Louie "Moving"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  367. 3:30 AM Louie "Joan"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  368. 4:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  369. 4:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  370. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  371. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  372. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 7:00 AM Monte Carlo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  375. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 11:30 AM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  380. 2:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  381. 4:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  382. 7:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R