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  1. Yesterday
  2. 10:00 AM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  3. 12:30 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  4. 4:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  5. 7:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  6. Last Night
  7. 10:00 PM The Strain "Intruders"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  8. 11:03 PM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  9. Today
  10. 12:05 AM The Strain "The Born"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  11. 1:06 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  12. 2:08 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 2:38 AM FXM Presents
  14. 3:00 AM Blade Dynasty
  15. 3:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  16. 4:00 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  17. 4:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  18. 5:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  19. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  20. 6:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  21. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  22. 7:00 AM Glee the Concert Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  23. 9:00 AM Footloose
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  24. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  27. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  31. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  32. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  33. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  35. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 6:00 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  38. Tonight
  39. 8:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  40. 10:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  41. Tomorrow
  42. 12:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  43. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 3:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  45. 3:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  46. 4:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  47. 4:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  48. 5:00 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  49. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  50. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  51. 6:30 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  52. 7:00 AM Footloose
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  53. 9:30 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  54. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  56. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  57. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 5:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  66. Tomorrow Night
  67. 8:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  68. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  69. 11:11 PM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  70. Wednesday, September 2
  71. 12:22 AM Tyrant "Desert Storm"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  72. 1:22 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  73. 2:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 3:02 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  75. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  76. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  77. 4:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  78. 5:00 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  79. 5:30 AM Supermodel Skin
  80. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  81. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  82. 7:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  83. 9:00 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  84. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  89. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  90. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  92. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  94. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 6:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  97. Wednesday Night
  98. 8:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  99. 10:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  100. Thursday, September 3
  101. 12:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  102. 2:30 AM Rescue Me "Sparks"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  103. 3:30 AM Rescue Me "Chlamydia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  104. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  105. 5:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  106. 5:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  107. 6:00 AM Six Star Knife Set
  108. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  109. 7:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  110. 9:30 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  111. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  113. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  114. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  116. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  117. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 5:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  123. 7:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  124. Thursday Night
  125. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  126. 10:33 PM Married "Mother's Day"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  127. 11:03 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  128. 11:36 PM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  129. Friday, September 4
  130. 12:06 AM Married "The Cruise"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  131. 12:36 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  132. 1:07 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  133. 1:40 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  134. 2:10 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 2:40 AM FXM Presents
  136. 3:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  137. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  138. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  139. 4:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  140. 5:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  141. 5:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  142. 6:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  143. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  144. 7:00 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  145. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  146. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  149. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  150. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  154. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  155. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  156. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  158. 5:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  159. Friday Night
  160. 8:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  161. Saturday, September 5
  162. 12:00 AM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  163. 4:00 AM Rescue Me "Zombies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  164. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  165. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  166. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  168. 7:00 AM Ellen "Go Girlz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  169. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Wild at Heart"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  170. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  173. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  174. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  176. 11:30 AM Death at a Funeral
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  177. 1:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  178. 3:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  179. 6:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  180. Saturday Night
  181. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  182. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  183. Sunday, September 6
  184. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 1:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  187. 1:30 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  188. 2:02 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  189. 2:32 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  190. 3:01 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  191. 3:31 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  192. 4:03 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 4:32 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  194. 5:02 AM Paid Programming
  195. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  196. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  197. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  198. 7:00 AM Ellen "When the Vow Breaks"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  199. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  203. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  204. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 10:30 AM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  206. 12:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  207. 3:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  208. 5:00 PM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  209. 7:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  210. Sunday Night
  211. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  212. 11:02 PM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  213. Monday, September 7
  214. 12:03 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  215. 1:04 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  216. 2:05 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 2:35 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 3:05 AM Paid Programming
  219. 3:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  220. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 4:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  222. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  223. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  224. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 7:00 AM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  227. 9:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  228. 12:00 PM Empire "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  229. 1:00 PM Empire "The Outspoken King"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  230. 2:00 PM Empire "The Devil Quotes Scripture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  231. 3:00 PM Empire "False Imposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  232. 4:00 PM Empire "Dangerous Bonds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  233. 5:00 PM Empire "Out, Damned Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  234. 6:00 PM Empire "Our Dancing Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  235. 7:00 PM Empire "The Lyon's Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  236. Monday Night
  237. 8:00 PM Empire "Unto the Breach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  238. 9:00 PM Empire "Sins of the Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  239. 10:00 PM Empire "Die But Once"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  240. 11:00 PM Empire "Who I Am"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  241. Tuesday, September 8
  242. 12:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  243. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  248. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  249. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 7:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  256. 9:30 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  257. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  259. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  260. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  261. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  262. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  263. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  264. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  266. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  269. Tuesday Night
  270. 8:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  271. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  272. Wednesday, September 9
  273. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Satisfaction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  274. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  275. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  276. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  277. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 7:00 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  283. 9:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  284. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  286. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  287. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  289. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  291. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  292. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 6:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  297. Wednesday Night
  298. 8:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  299. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  300. Thursday, September 10
  301. 12:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  302. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Crocodile's Dilemma"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  303. 3:30 AM Fargo "The Rooster Prince"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  304. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  305. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  306. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  307. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 7:00 AM Ellen "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  310. 7:30 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  311. 9:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  312. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  313. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  314. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  317. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  318. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  321. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  322. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 5:30 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  325. 7:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  326. Thursday Night
  327. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  328. 10:30 PM Married "Guardians"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  329. 11:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  330. 11:30 PM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  331. Friday, September 11
  332. 12:00 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  333. 12:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  334. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  335. 1:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  336. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  339. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  340. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  341. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  342. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 7:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  347. 9:00 AM Jumping the Broom
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  348. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  349. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  350. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  351. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  353. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  357. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 5:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  361. Friday Night
  362. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  363. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  364. Saturday, September 12
  365. 12:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  366. 2:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  367. 4:00 AM Rescue Me "Karate"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  368. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  369. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  370. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  371. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  372. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Initiative"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  373. 8:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Pangs"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  374. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 9:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  376. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  379. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 12:00 PM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
    • NEW
  381. 1:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  382. 4:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  383. Saturday Night
  384. 8:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  385. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. Sunday, September 13
  388. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 2:00 AM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
  393. 3:00 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  394. 3:30 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  395. 4:00 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  396. 4:30 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  397. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  398. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  399. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  400. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  401. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  402. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  403. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  404. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  405. 9:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R