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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 3:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  3. 6:00 PM Christmas With the Kranks
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  4. Last Night
  5. 8:00 PM The Santa Clause 2
    • TV-PG
    • G
  6. 10:00 PM The Santa Clause 2
    • TV-PG
    • G
  7. Today
  8. 12:00 AM Christmas With the Kranks
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  9. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  12. 3:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  13. 4:00 AM Zombie Christmas
  14. 4:30 AM Top Chef's Use Ronco Knives
  15. 5:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  16. 5:30 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  17. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  18. 6:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  19. 7:00 AM Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  20. 10:00 AM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  21. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  22. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  23. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Your Mother Met Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  28. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  33. Tonight
  34. 8:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  35. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  36. Tomorrow
  37. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 3:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  40. 3:30 AM Grilling with Philips!
  41. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  42. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  43. 5:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  44. 5:30 AM Ninja Coffee Bar System with Sofia Vergara- Don't Wait In Long Lines For Expensive Coffee
  45. 6:00 AM Shark Rocket Complete with DuoClean Technology - For Floors & Carpets
  46. 6:30 AM Learn the Secret behind making Great Meals Made Easy, Safe & Fast
  47. 7:00 AM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  48. 9:00 AM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  49. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  50. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  53. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  60. 5:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  61. Tomorrow Night
  62. 8:00 PM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  63. 11:30 PM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  64. Wednesday, December 7
  65. 3:00 AM Holiday Cooking in Minutes!
  66. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  67. 4:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  68. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  69. 5:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  70. 5:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  71. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  72. 6:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  73. 7:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  74. 10:00 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  75. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  82. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  87. Wednesday Night
  88. 8:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  89. 10:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  90. Thursday, December 8
  91. 1:00 AM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  92. 3:00 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  93. 4:07 AM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 4:37 AM FXM Presents
  95. 5:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  96. 5:30 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  97. 6:00 AM Shark Rocket Complete with DuoClean Technology - For Floors & Carpets
  98. 6:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  99. 7:00 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  100. 9:30 AM About Time
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  101. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  103. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  104. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  107. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  109. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 6:00 PM Ice Age: Continental Drift
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  114. Thursday Night
  115. 8:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  116. 10:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  117. Friday, December 9
  118. 12:00 AM About Time
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  119. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 3:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  121. 3:30 AM Learn the Secret behind making Great Meals Made Easy, Safe & Fast
  122. 4:00 AM A New Year, A New You with NutriBullet LEAN. Shed Pounds and Inches!
  123. 4:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  124. 5:00 AM Flat and Sexy Abs!
  125. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  126. 6:00 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  127. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  128. 7:00 AM Ice Age: Continental Drift
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  129. 9:00 AM Maid in Manhattan
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  130. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  134. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  135. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  141. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  142. 5:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  143. Friday Night
  144. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  145. 11:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  146. Saturday, December 10
  147. 2:00 AM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  148. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  149. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  150. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  151. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  152. 7:00 AM Maid in Manhattan
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  153. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  154. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  157. 11:00 AM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  158. 2:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  159. 5:00 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  160. Saturday Night
  161. 8:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  162. 10:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  163. Sunday, December 11
  164. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 2:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  167. 2:33 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  168. 3:03 AM Louie "Pot Luck"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  169. 3:33 AM Louie "A La Carte"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  170. 4:03 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  171. 4:36 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  172. 5:06 AM Paid Programming
  173. 5:30 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  174. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  176. 7:00 AM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  177. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  179. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  180. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  181. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 12:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  183. 2:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  184. 5:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  185. Sunday Night
  186. 8:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  187. 11:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  188. Monday, December 12
  189. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 3:30 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  193. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 4:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  195. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  196. 5:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  197. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  198. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 7:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  200. 9:00 AM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  201. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  203. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  205. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  207. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  209. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  210. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 6:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  215. Monday Night
  216. 8:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  217. 10:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  218. Tuesday, December 13
  219. 1:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  220. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 4:00 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  223. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 7:00 AM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  229. 9:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  230. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  231. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  232. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  233. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  234. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  235. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  236. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  237. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 5:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  242. Tuesday Night
  243. 8:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  244. 11:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  245. Wednesday, December 14
  246. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  249. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  251. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  252. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  253. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  254. 7:00 AM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  255. 10:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  256. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  259. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  260. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  261. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  262. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  263. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 6:00 PM Christmas With the Kranks
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  269. Wednesday Night
  270. 8:00 PM The Santa Clause 2
    • TV-PG
    • G
  271. 10:00 PM The Santa Clause 2
    • TV-PG
    • G
  272. Thursday, December 15
  273. 12:00 AM Christmas With the Kranks
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  274. 2:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  275. 3:00 AM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  276. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  277. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  278. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  279. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 7:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  282. 9:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  283. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  284. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  286. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  287. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  288. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  289. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  290. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  291. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  292. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 5:30 PM Rango
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  296. Thursday Night
  297. 8:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  298. 10:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  299. Friday, December 16
  300. 12:00 AM A Thousand Words
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  301. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  304. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  305. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  306. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  307. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 7:00 AM A Thousand Words
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  312. 9:00 AM Rango
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  313. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  314. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  315. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  316. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  317. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  318. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  319. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  320. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  325. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  326. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  327. Friday Night
  328. 8:00 PM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  329. 10:30 PM A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  330. Saturday, December 17
  331. 12:30 AM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  332. 3:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  333. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet?
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  338. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  340. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  341. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  342. 11:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  343. 1:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  344. 3:00 PM A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  345. 5:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  346. Saturday Night
  347. 8:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  348. Sunday, December 18
  349. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  352. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  353. 2:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  354. 2:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  355. 3:00 AM Louie "Cop Story"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  356. 3:30 AM Louie "Bobby's House"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  357. 4:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  358. 4:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  359. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 7:00 AM Ellen "Do You Fear What I Fear?"
    • TV-PG
  364. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  368. 9:30 AM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  369. 1:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13