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  1. Yesterday
  2. 2:13 AM The Strain "Belly of the Beast"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  3. 3:23 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  4. 4:23 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 4:53 AM FXM Presents
  6. 5:02 AM Amazing Abs
  7. 5:30 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  8. 6:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  9. 7:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  10. 9:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  11. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  12. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  13. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  14. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  15. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  16. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  18. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  19. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  22. Last Night
  23. 8:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  24. 11:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  25. Today
  26. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  27. 3:00 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  28. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  29. 4:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  30. 4:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  31. 5:00 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  32. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  33. 6:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  34. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  35. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  36. 9:30 AM Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  37. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  38. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  39. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  45. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  46. 4:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  47. Tonight
  48. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  49. 11:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  50. Tomorrow
  51. 2:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  52. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 5:00 AM Stevie Wonder, The Jackson 5, Marvin Gaye
  55. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  56. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  57. 6:30 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  58. 7:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  59. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  60. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  61. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  62. 10:30 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  63. 1:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  64. 5:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  65. Tomorrow Night
  66. 8:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  67. 11:00 PM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  68. Sunday, August 20
  69. 12:01 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  70. 12:31 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  71. 1:01 AM Louie "Cop Story"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  72. 1:31 AM Louie "Bobby's House"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  73. 2:01 AM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 2:31 AM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  75. 3:01 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  76. 3:31 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  77. 4:01 AM Louie "Cop Story"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  78. 4:31 AM Louie "Bobby's House"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  79. 5:01 AM Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, Lionel Richie
  80. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  81. 6:00 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  82. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  83. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  84. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  88. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  89. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  91. 11:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  92. 1:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  93. 4:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  94. 7:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  95. Sunday Night
  96. 10:00 PM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  97. 11:01 PM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  98. Monday, August 21
  99. 12:02 AM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  100. 1:03 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  101. 2:04 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 2:34 AM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 3:04 AM Money Maker
  104. 3:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  105. 4:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  106. 4:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  107. 5:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  108. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  109. 6:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  110. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  111. 7:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  112. 9:00 AM Noah
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  113. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  114. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  115. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  116. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  118. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 5:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  124. Monday Night
  125. 8:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  126. 10:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  127. Tuesday, August 22
  128. 12:00 AM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  129. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 3:00 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  131. 3:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  132. 4:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  133. 4:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  134. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  135. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  136. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  137. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  138. 7:00 AM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  139. 9:30 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  140. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  145. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  147. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  148. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 5:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  153. Tuesday Night
  154. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  155. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  156. Wednesday, August 23
  157. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 3:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  160. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  161. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  162. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  163. 5:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  164. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  165. 6:00 AM Tai Cheng Master Dick Van Dyke
  166. 6:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  167. 7:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  168. 9:00 AM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  169. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  170. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  173. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  177. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  178. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 5:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  181. 7:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  182. Wednesday Night
  183. 10:00 PM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  184. 11:02 PM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  185. Thursday, August 24
  186. 12:04 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  187. 1:05 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  188. 2:07 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  189. 3:07 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  190. 4:07 AM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 4:37 AM FXM Presents
  192. 5:00 AM Amazing Abs
  193. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  194. 6:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  195. 7:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  196. 9:00 AM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  197. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  198. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  199. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  200. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  205. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  206. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 5:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  210. Thursday Night
  211. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  212. 10:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  213. Friday, August 25
  214. 12:00 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  215. 1:01 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  216. 2:01 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 2:31 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 3:01 AM Paid Programming
  219. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  220. 4:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  221. 4:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  222. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  223. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  224. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  225. 7:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • NR
  226. 9:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  227. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  228. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  229. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  238. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 6:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  240. Friday Night
  241. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  242. 10:30 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  243. Saturday, August 26
  244. 1:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  245. 3:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  246. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  249. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 7:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  251. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  253. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  254. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 12:00 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  256. 2:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  257. 4:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  258. 6:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  259. Saturday Night
  260. 9:00 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  261. 11:30 PM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  262. Sunday, August 27
  263. 12:32 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  264. 1:02 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  265. 1:34 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  266. 2:04 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  267. 2:34 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  268. 3:04 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  269. 3:36 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  270. 4:06 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  271. 4:36 AM FXM Presents
  272. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  273. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  274. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  275. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  276. 7:00 AM Ellen "Three Strikes"
    • TV-PG
  277. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  283. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 11:30 AM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  286. 2:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  287. 4:30 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  288. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  289. Sunday Night
  290. 10:00 PM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  291. 11:04 PM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  292. Monday, August 28
  293. 12:08 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  294. 1:10 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  295. 2:14 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 2:44 AM FXM Presents
  297. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  298. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  303. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  304. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  305. 7:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  306. 9:00 AM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  307. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  312. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  315. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  319. Monday Night
  320. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  321. 10:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  322. Tuesday, August 29
  323. 12:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  324. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  325. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  330. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  331. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 7:00 AM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  334. 9:30 AM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  335. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  336. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  342. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  343. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  346. 7:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  347. Tuesday Night
  348. 11:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  349. Wednesday, August 30
  350. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 7:00 AM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  359. 9:30 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  360. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  361. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  362. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  367. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 4:30 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  370. 6:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  371. Wednesday Night
  372. 10:00 PM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  373. 11:00 PM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  374. Thursday, August 31
  375. 12:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  376. 1:00 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  377. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 9"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)