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  1. Yesterday
  2. 7:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  3. 9:00 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  4. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "As Fast as She Can"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Leap"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-14  (D)
  9. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  11. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  12. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 5:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  16. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  17. Last Night
  18. 10:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  19. 11:01 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  20. Today
  21. 12:02 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "From the Ashes of Tragedy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  22. 1:20 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  23. 2:22 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 2:52 AM FXM Presents
  25. 3:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  26. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  27. 4:00 AM Miracle Machine! Frozen Meals Cooked in Minutes!
  28. 4:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  29. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  30. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  31. 6:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  32. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  33. 7:00 AM Darkness Falls
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  34. 9:00 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  35. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  39. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  43. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  44. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  49. Tonight
  50. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  51. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  52. Tomorrow
  53. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  54. 2:01 AM Rescue Me "Menses"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  55. 3:02 AM Rescue Me "Press"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  56. 4:03 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Ex-Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 4:34 AM FXM Presents
  58. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  59. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  60. 6:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  61. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  62. 7:00 AM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  63. 9:00 AM Sorority Boys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  64. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  65. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  66. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-14  (L)
  67. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D)
  68. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Breaks Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  73. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & Jen Together Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 6:00 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  79. Tomorrow Night
  80. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  81. 10:00 PM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  82. 10:32 PM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA
  83. 11:03 PM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA
  84. 11:35 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  85. Friday, February 12
  86. 1:35 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA
  87. 2:06 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 2:36 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 3:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  90. 3:30 AM Miracle Machine! Frozen Meals Cooked in Minutes!
  91. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  92. 4:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  93. 5:00 AM Sexy in 2016!
  94. 5:30 AM Hips and Salsa Zumba
  95. 6:00 AM Identity theft protection and important things to know about it
  96. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  97. 7:00 AM Sorority Boys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  98. 9:00 AM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  99. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rabbit or Duck"
    • TV-14  (L)
  102. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-14  (D)
  103. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  109. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  110. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 5:30 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  113. Friday Night
  114. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  115. 11:30 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  116. Saturday, February 13
  117. 3:00 AM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  118. 5:00 AM Styx, Journey, Fleetwood Mac
  119. 5:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  120. 6:00 AM Bissell Revolution
  121. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  122. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
    • TV-14  (L)
  125. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (L)
  126. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (L)
  127. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (L)
  128. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. 12:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  133. 2:30 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  134. 5:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  135. Saturday Night
  136. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  137. 11:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  138. Sunday, February 14
  139. 12:01 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 12:31 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 1:01 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  142. 1:32 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  143. 2:02 AM Louie "Elevator Part 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  144. 2:33 AM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  145. 3:03 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  146. 3:34 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  147. 4:04 AM Louie "Elevator Part 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  148. 4:35 AM FXM Presents
  149. 5:00 AM Midnight Special
  150. 5:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  151. 6:00 AM Blade Extravaganza
  152. 6:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  153. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 11:30 AM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  163. 2:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  164. 5:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  165. Sunday Night
  166. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  167. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  168. Monday, February 15
  169. 1:00 AM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  170. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  171. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  172. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  173. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  174. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  176. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  177. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  178. 7:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  179. 9:00 AM Bad Company
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  180. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  183. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  184. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  188. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  189. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14
  190. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14
  191. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 6:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  194. Monday Night
  195. 8:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  196. 11:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  197. Tuesday, February 16
  198. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Brownies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  199. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  200. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  201. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  203. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  206. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  207. 7:00 AM Bad Company
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  208. 9:30 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  209. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D)
  214. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  217. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 4:30 PM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  220. 7:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  221. Tuesday Night
  222. 10:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  223. 11:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  224. Wednesday, February 17
  225. 12:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  226. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  227. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  229. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  236. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  237. 7:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  238. 9:00 AM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  239. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  243. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  247. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  248. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 5:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  251. Wednesday Night
  252. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  253. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  254. Thursday, February 18
  255. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  256. 2:00 AM The Americans "EST Men"
    • TV-MA
  257. 3:00 AM The Americans "Baggage"
    • TV-MA
  258. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Intervention"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  264. 8:00 AM The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  265. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  266. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  270. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  271. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  272. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  273. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 4:30 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  276. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  277. Thursday Night
  278. 10:00 PM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  279. 10:30 PM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA
  280. 11:00 PM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA
  281. 11:30 PM To Be Announced
  282. Friday, February 19
  283. 1:30 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA
  284. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  293. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  294. 7:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  295. 10:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  296. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D)
  299. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  304. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  305. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "People Who Love Peepholes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 5:30 PM Riddick
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  308. Friday Night
  309. 8:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  310. 11:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  311. Saturday, February 20
  312. 2:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  313. 3:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  314. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  317. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  318. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Tough Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  319. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Big Girls Don't Throw Food"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Nine Magic Fingers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 11:00 AM Riddick
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  326. 1:30 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  327. 4:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  328. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  329. Saturday Night
  330. 10:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "From the Ashes of Tragedy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  331. 11:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  332. Sunday, February 21
  333. 12:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  334. 1:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  335. 1:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  336. 2:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  337. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 3:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  339. 3:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  340. 4:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  341. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  342. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 7:00 AM Ellen "The Clip Show Patient"
    • TV-PG
  347. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Spiral"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  348. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 11:30 AM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  355. 2:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  356. 5:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  357. Sunday Night
  358. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  359. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  360. Monday, February 22
  361. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  366. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  367. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  373. 7:00 AM Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  374. 9:00 AM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  375. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  378. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  379. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  381. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  383. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  384. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  389. Monday Night
  390. 8:00 PM To Be Announced
  391. 11:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  392. Tuesday, February 23
  393. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  394. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  395. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  396. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  397. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  398. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  399. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  400. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  401. 7:00 AM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13