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  1. 12:02 AM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  2. 1:03 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  3. 2:04 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 2:34 AM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 3:04 AM Money Maker
  6. 3:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  7. 4:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  8. 4:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  9. 5:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  10. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  11. 6:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  12. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  13. 7:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  14. 9:00 AM Noah
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  15. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  16. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  17. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  18. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  20. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 5:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  26. Tonight
  27. 8:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  28. 10:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  29. Tomorrow
  30. 12:00 AM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  31. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 3:00 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  33. 3:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  34. 4:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  35. 4:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  36. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  37. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  38. 6:00 AM Shark Rocket Complete with DuoClean Technology - For Floors & Carpets
  39. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  40. 7:00 AM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  41. 9:30 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  42. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  47. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  48. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  49. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  50. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 5:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  55. Tomorrow Night
  56. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  57. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  58. Wednesday, August 23
  59. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 3:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  62. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  63. 4:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  64. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  65. 5:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  66. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  67. 6:00 AM Tai Cheng Master Dick Van Dyke
  68. 6:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  69. 7:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  70. 9:00 AM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  71. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  75. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  79. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  80. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 5:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  83. 7:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  84. Wednesday Night
  85. 10:00 PM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  86. 11:02 PM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  87. Thursday, August 24
  88. 12:04 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  89. 1:05 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  90. 2:07 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  91. 3:07 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  92. 4:07 AM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 4:37 AM FXM Presents
  94. 5:00 AM Amazing Abs
  95. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  96. 6:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  97. 7:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  98. 9:00 AM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  99. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  100. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  101. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  102. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  107. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  108. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 5:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  112. Thursday Night
  113. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  114. 10:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  115. Friday, August 25
  116. 12:00 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  117. 1:01 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  118. 2:01 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 2:31 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 3:01 AM Paid Programming
  121. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  122. 4:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  123. 4:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  124. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  125. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  126. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  127. 7:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • NR
  128. 9:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  129. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  130. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  140. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 6:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  142. Friday Night
  143. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  144. 10:30 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  145. Saturday, August 26
  146. 1:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  147. 3:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  148. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  149. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  150. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  151. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  152. 7:00 AM Rio
    • TV-G
    • G
  153. 9:00 AM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  154. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  155. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 12:00 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  157. 2:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  158. 4:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  159. 6:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  160. Saturday Night
  161. 9:00 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  162. 11:30 PM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  163. Sunday, August 27
  164. 12:32 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  165. 1:02 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  166. 1:34 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  167. 2:04 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  168. 2:34 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  169. 3:04 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  170. 3:36 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  171. 4:06 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  172. 4:36 AM FXM Presents
  173. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  174. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  175. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  176. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  177. 7:00 AM Ellen "Three Strikes"
    • TV-PG
  178. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  184. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 11:30 AM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  187. 2:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  188. 4:30 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  189. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  190. Sunday Night
  191. 10:00 PM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  192. 11:04 PM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  193. Monday, August 28
  194. 12:08 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  195. 1:10 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  196. 2:14 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 2:44 AM FXM Presents
  198. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  199. 3:30 AM Balding Solutions
  200. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  201. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  202. 5:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  203. 5:30 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  204. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  205. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  206. 7:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  207. 9:00 AM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  208. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  209. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  213. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  216. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  220. Monday Night
  221. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  222. 10:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  223. Tuesday, August 29
  224. 12:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  225. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  226. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  230. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  231. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  233. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  234. 7:00 AM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  235. 9:30 AM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  236. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  237. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  243. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  244. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  247. 7:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  248. Tuesday Night
  249. 11:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  250. Wednesday, August 30
  251. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 7:00 AM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  260. 9:30 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  261. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  262. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  263. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  268. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 4:30 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  271. 6:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  272. Wednesday Night
  273. 10:00 PM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  274. 11:00 PM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  275. Thursday, August 31
  276. 12:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  277. 1:00 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  278. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 9"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  279. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 10"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  280. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  282. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 7:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  287. 9:30 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  288. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  289. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  291. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  292. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Your Mother Met Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  297. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 4:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  299. Thursday Night
  300. 8:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  301. 11:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  302. Friday, September 1
  303. 2:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  304. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  309. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  310. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 7:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  313. 9:00 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  314. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  316. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  321. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  326. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  327. 5:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  328. Friday Night
  329. 8:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  330. 11:30 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  331. Saturday, September 2
  332. 3:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  333. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 7:00 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  338. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  341. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  342. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  343. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  344. 12:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  345. 2:30 PM Hall Pass
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  346. 5:00 PM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  347. 7:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  348. Saturday Night
  349. 9:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  350. 11:30 PM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  351. Sunday, September 3
  352. 12:30 AM Better Things "Duke's Chorus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  353. 1:00 AM Better Things "Scary Fun"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  354. 1:30 AM Louie "The Road: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  355. 2:00 AM Louie "The Road: Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  356. 2:30 AM Better Things "Duke's Chorus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  357. 3:00 AM Better Things "Scary Fun"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  358. 3:30 AM Louie "The Road: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  359. 4:00 AM Louie "The Road: Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  360. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  361. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  369. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  370. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 11:00 AM Hall Pass
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  374. 1:00 PM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  375. 3:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  376. 5:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  377. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  378. Sunday Night
  379. 10:00 PM The Strain "Extraction"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  380. 11:00 PM The Strain "Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)