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  2. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  5. Last Night
  6. 8:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  7. 11:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  8. Today
  9. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  10. 3:00 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  11. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  12. 4:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  13. 4:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  14. 5:00 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  15. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  16. 6:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  17. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  18. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  19. 9:30 AM Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  20. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  21. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  22. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  28. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  29. 4:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. Tonight
  31. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  32. 11:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  33. Tomorrow
  34. 2:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  35. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 5:00 AM Stevie Wonder, The Jackson 5, Marvin Gaye
  38. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  39. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  40. 6:30 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  41. 7:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  42. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  43. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  44. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  45. 10:30 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  46. 1:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  47. 5:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  48. Tomorrow Night
  49. 8:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  50. 11:00 PM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  51. Sunday, August 20
  52. 12:01 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  53. 12:31 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  54. 1:01 AM Louie "Cop Story"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  55. 1:31 AM Louie "Bobby's House"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  56. 2:01 AM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  57. 2:31 AM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  58. 3:01 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  59. 3:31 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  60. 4:01 AM Louie "Cop Story"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  61. 4:31 AM Louie "Bobby's House"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  62. 5:01 AM Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, Lionel Richie
  63. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  64. 6:00 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  65. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  66. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  67. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 11:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  75. 1:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  76. 4:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  77. 7:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  78. Sunday Night
  79. 10:00 PM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  80. 11:01 PM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  81. Monday, August 21
  82. 12:02 AM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  83. 1:03 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  84. 2:04 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 2:34 AM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 3:04 AM Money Maker
  87. 3:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  88. 4:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  89. 4:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  90. 5:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  91. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  92. 6:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  93. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  94. 7:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  95. 9:00 AM Noah
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  96. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  97. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  98. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  99. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  101. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 5:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  107. Monday Night
  108. 8:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  109. 10:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  110. Tuesday, August 22
  111. 12:00 AM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  112. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 3:00 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  114. 3:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  115. 4:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  116. 4:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  117. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  118. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  119. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  120. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  121. 7:00 AM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  122. 9:30 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  123. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  128. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  129. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  130. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 5:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  136. Tuesday Night
  137. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  139. Wednesday, August 23
  140. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 3:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  143. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  144. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  145. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  146. 5:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  147. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  148. 6:00 AM Tai Cheng Master Dick Van Dyke
  149. 6:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  150. 7:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  151. 9:00 AM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  152. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  153. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  156. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  160. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  161. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 5:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  164. 7:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  165. Wednesday Night
  166. 10:00 PM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  167. 11:02 PM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  168. Thursday, August 24
  169. 12:04 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  170. 1:05 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  171. 2:07 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  172. 3:07 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  173. 4:07 AM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 4:37 AM FXM Presents
  175. 5:00 AM Amazing Abs
  176. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  177. 6:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  178. 7:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  179. 9:00 AM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  180. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  181. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  182. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  183. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  188. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  189. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 5:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  193. Thursday Night
  194. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  195. 10:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  196. Friday, August 25
  197. 12:00 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  198. 1:01 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  199. 2:01 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 2:31 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 3:01 AM Paid Programming
  202. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  203. 4:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  204. 4:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  205. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  206. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  207. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  208. 7:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • NR
  209. 9:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  210. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  211. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  212. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  221. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 6:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  223. Friday Night
  224. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  225. 10:30 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  226. Saturday, August 26
  227. 1:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  228. 3:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  229. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 7:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  234. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  236. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  237. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 12:00 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  239. 2:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  240. 4:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  241. 6:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  242. Saturday Night
  243. 9:00 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  244. 11:30 PM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  245. Sunday, August 27
  246. 12:32 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  247. 1:02 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  248. 1:34 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  249. 2:04 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  250. 2:34 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  251. 3:04 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  252. 3:36 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  253. 4:06 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  254. 4:36 AM FXM Presents
  255. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  257. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 7:00 AM Ellen "Three Strikes"
    • TV-PG
  260. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  266. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 11:30 AM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  269. 2:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  270. 4:30 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  271. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  272. Sunday Night
  273. 10:00 PM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  274. 11:04 PM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  275. Monday, August 28
  276. 12:08 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  277. 1:10 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  278. 2:14 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 2:44 AM FXM Presents
  280. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 7:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  289. 9:00 AM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  290. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  291. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  295. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  298. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  302. Monday Night
  303. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  304. 10:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  305. Tuesday, August 29
  306. 12:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  307. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  308. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  309. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  310. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 7:00 AM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  317. 9:30 AM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  318. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  319. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  325. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  326. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  329. 7:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  330. Tuesday Night
  331. 11:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  332. Wednesday, August 30
  333. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 7:00 AM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  342. 9:30 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  343. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  344. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  345. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  350. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 4:30 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  353. 6:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  354. Wednesday Night
  355. 10:00 PM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  356. 11:00 PM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  357. Thursday, August 31
  358. 12:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  359. 1:00 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  360. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 9"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  361. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 10"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  362. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  364. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  365. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  366. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 7:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  369. 9:30 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  370. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  371. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  373. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  374. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Your Mother Met Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)