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  1. Yesterday
  2. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  3. 6:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  4. 7:00 AM Ellen "Horshack's Law"
    • TV-PG
  5. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Freshman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  6. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  7. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  9. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  10. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 11:30 AM Something Borrowed
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  13. 2:00 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  14. 5:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  15. Last Night
  16. 8:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  17. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. Today
  20. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 1:00 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  23. 1:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  24. 2:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  25. 2:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  26. 3:00 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  27. 3:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  28. 4:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  29. 4:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  30. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  31. 5:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  32. 6:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  33. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  34. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  37. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  39. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 10:00 AM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  41. 1:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  42. 4:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  43. 7:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  44. Tonight
  45. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  46. 11:10 PM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  47. Tomorrow
  48. 12:21 AM The Strain "Fort Defiance"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  49. 1:22 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  50. 2:32 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 3:02 AM Blademasters
  52. 3:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  53. 4:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  54. 4:30 AM Breaking Bald
  55. 5:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  56. 5:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  57. 6:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  58. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  59. 7:00 AM Darkness Falls
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  60. 9:00 AM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  61. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  62. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  63. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  64. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  65. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  66. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  73. Tomorrow Night
  74. 8:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  75. 10:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  76. Tuesday, August 4
  77. 1:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  78. 3:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  79. 3:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  80. 4:00 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  81. 4:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  82. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  83. 5:30 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  84. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  85. 6:30 AM The Perfect Yard
  86. 7:00 AM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  87. 9:30 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  88. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  91. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  92. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  93. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  94. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  95. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  101. Tuesday Night
  102. 8:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  103. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  104. 11:01 PM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  105. Wednesday, August 5
  106. 12:02 AM Tyrant "The Awful Grace of God"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  107. 1:12 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  108. 2:13 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  109. 2:43 AM FXM Presents
  110. 3:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  111. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  112. 4:00 AM No defrosting or preheating
  113. 4:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  114. 5:00 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  115. 5:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  116. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  117. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  118. 7:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  119. 9:00 AM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  120. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  123. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  124. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  125. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  126. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  127. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  129. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 6:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  134. Wednesday Night
  135. 8:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  136. 10:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  137. Thursday, August 6
  138. 12:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  139. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Blood Bath"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  140. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Tupperware Party Massacre"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  141. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 5:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  144. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  145. 6:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  146. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  147. 7:00 AM Ellen "Morgan, P.I."
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  148. 7:30 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  149. 9:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  150. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  152. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  153. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  154. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  158. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 4:30 PM The Incredible Hulk
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  161. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  162. Thursday Night
  163. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  164. 10:32 PM Married "Koreatown"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  165. 11:02 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  166. 11:34 PM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  167. Friday, August 7
  168. 12:04 AM Married "The Sandwich"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  169. 12:34 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  170. 1:06 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  171. 1:38 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  172. 2:08 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  173. 2:38 AM FXM Presents
  174. 3:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  175. 3:30 AM No defrosting or preheating
  176. 4:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  177. 4:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  178. 5:00 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  179. 5:30 AM Goes Everywhere, Cleans Everything - Shark Rocket!
  180. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  181. 6:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  182. 7:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  183. 9:00 AM The Incredible Hulk
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  184. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  186. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  187. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  188. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  193. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  195. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  196. Friday Night
  197. 8:00 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  198. 11:00 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  199. Saturday, August 8
  200. 2:00 AM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  201. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  202. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  203. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  204. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  205. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  206. 7:00 AM Ellen "Oh, Sweet Rapture"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  207. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  210. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 10:30 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  214. 12:30 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  215. 3:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  216. 6:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  217. Saturday Night
  218. 9:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  219. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. Sunday, August 9
  222. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 1:00 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  225. 1:32 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  226. 2:02 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  227. 2:33 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  228. 3:03 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  229. 3:35 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  230. 4:05 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  231. 4:36 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  232. 5:06 AM Paid Programming
  233. 5:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  234. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  235. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Living Conditions"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  237. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  242. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 11:00 AM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  244. 2:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  245. 5:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  246. 7:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  247. Sunday Night
  248. 10:00 PM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  249. 11:30 PM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  250. Monday, August 10
  251. 12:30 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  252. 1:30 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  253. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  254. 3:00 AM Blade Dynasty
  255. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  256. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  257. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  258. 5:00 AM Cordless Power by Hoover
  259. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  260. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  261. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  262. 7:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  263. 9:30 AM Undisputed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  264. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  265. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  266. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  267. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  269. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Go For Broke"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  272. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 5:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  276. Monday Night
  277. 8:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  278. 11:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  279. Tuesday, August 11
  280. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 7:00 AM Undisputed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  289. 9:00 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  290. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  291. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  293. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  294. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  295. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  297. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  299. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 5:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  302. Tuesday Night
  303. 8:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  304. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  305. 11:00 PM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • TV-MA
  306. Wednesday, August 12
  307. 12:00 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  308. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • TV-MA
  309. 2:00 AM Louie "The Road: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  310. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  311. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 7:00 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  320. 9:30 AM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  321. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  323. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  326. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  327. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 6:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  333. Wednesday Night
  334. 8:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  335. 11:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  336. Thursday, August 13
  337. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Orphans"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  338. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Magical Thinking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  339. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Rolls the Dice in Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  340. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  341. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 7:00 AM An Unfinished Life
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  346. 9:00 AM Argo
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  347. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  348. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  350. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  352. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Rolls the Dice in Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  353. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Return of the Danger Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 5:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  359. 7:30 PM Friends With Benefits
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  360. Thursday Night
  361. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Doctor Doctor"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  362. 10:30 PM Married "Pimps"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  363. 11:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Doctor Doctor"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  364. 11:30 PM Married "Pimps"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  365. Friday, August 14
  366. 12:00 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  367. 12:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  368. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Doctor Doctor"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  369. 1:30 AM Married "Pimps"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  370. 2:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  371. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  372. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  377. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  378. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  379. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  380. 7:00 AM Argo
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  381. 9:30 AM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  382. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  385. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  386. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets in Bed With Jordan's Ex"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Living the Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  392. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (L)
  393. 5:30 PM Friends With Benefits
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  394. Friday Night
  395. 8:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  396. 10:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  397. Saturday, August 15
  398. 12:30 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  399. 3:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  400. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  401. 5:30 AM Paid Programming