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  2. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  4. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  8. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  9. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  10. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  12. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 6:00 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  15. Last Night
  16. 8:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  17. 10:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  18. Today
  19. 12:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  20. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 3:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  22. 3:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  23. 4:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  24. 4:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  25. 5:00 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  26. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  27. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  28. 6:30 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  29. 7:00 AM Footloose
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. 9:30 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  31. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  33. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  34. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 5:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  43. Tonight
  44. 8:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  45. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  46. 11:11 PM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  47. Tomorrow
  48. 12:22 AM Tyrant "Desert Storm"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  49. 1:22 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  50. 2:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  51. 3:02 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  52. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  53. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  54. 4:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  55. 5:00 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  56. 5:30 AM Supermodel Skin
  57. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  58. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  59. 7:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  60. 9:00 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  61. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  66. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  67. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  69. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  71. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 6:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  74. Tomorrow Night
  75. 8:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  76. 10:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  77. Thursday, September 3
  78. 12:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  79. 2:30 AM Rescue Me "Sparks"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  80. 3:30 AM Rescue Me "Chlamydia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  81. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  82. 5:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  83. 5:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  84. 6:00 AM Six Star Knife Set
  85. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  86. 7:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  87. 9:30 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  88. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  90. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  91. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  93. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  94. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 5:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  100. 7:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  101. Thursday Night
  102. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  103. 10:33 PM Married "Mother's Day"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  104. 11:03 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  105. 11:36 PM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  106. Friday, September 4
  107. 12:06 AM Married "The Cruise"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  108. 12:36 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  109. 1:07 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  110. 1:40 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  111. 2:10 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 2:40 AM FXM Presents
  113. 3:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  114. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  115. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  116. 4:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  117. 5:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  118. 5:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  119. 6:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  120. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  121. 7:00 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  122. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  123. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  126. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  127. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  133. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  135. 5:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  136. Friday Night
  137. 8:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. Saturday, September 5
  139. 12:00 AM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  140. 4:00 AM Rescue Me "Zombies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  141. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  142. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  143. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  144. 6:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  145. 7:00 AM Ellen "Go Girlz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  146. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Wild at Heart"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  147. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  150. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  151. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  153. 11:30 AM Death at a Funeral
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  154. 1:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  155. 3:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  156. 6:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  157. Saturday Night
  158. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  159. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  160. Sunday, September 6
  161. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 1:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  164. 1:30 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  165. 2:02 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  166. 2:32 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  167. 3:01 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  168. 3:31 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  169. 4:03 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 4:32 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  171. 5:02 AM Paid Programming
  172. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  173. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  174. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  175. 7:00 AM Ellen "When the Vow Breaks"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  176. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  180. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  181. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 10:30 AM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  183. 12:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  184. 3:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  185. 5:00 PM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  186. 7:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  187. Sunday Night
  188. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  189. 11:02 PM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  190. Monday, September 7
  191. 12:03 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  192. 1:04 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  193. 2:05 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 2:35 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 3:05 AM Paid Programming
  196. 3:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  197. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  198. 4:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  199. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  200. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  201. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  203. 7:00 AM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  204. 9:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  205. 12:00 PM Empire "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  206. 1:00 PM Empire "The Outspoken King"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  207. 2:00 PM Empire "The Devil Quotes Scripture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  208. 3:00 PM Empire "False Imposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  209. 4:00 PM Empire "Dangerous Bonds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  210. 5:00 PM Empire "Out, Damned Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  211. 6:00 PM Empire "Our Dancing Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  212. 7:00 PM Empire "The Lyon's Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  213. Monday Night
  214. 8:00 PM Empire "Unto the Breach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  215. 9:00 PM Empire "Sins of the Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  216. 10:00 PM Empire "Die But Once"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  217. 11:00 PM Empire "Who I Am"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  218. Tuesday, September 8
  219. 12:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  220. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  230. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  231. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 7:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  233. 9:30 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  234. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  236. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  237. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  238. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  239. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  240. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  241. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  243. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  246. Tuesday Night
  247. 8:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  248. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  249. Wednesday, September 9
  250. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Satisfaction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  251. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 7:00 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  260. 9:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  261. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  263. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  264. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  266. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  268. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  269. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 6:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  274. Wednesday Night
  275. 8:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  276. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  277. Thursday, September 10
  278. 12:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  279. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Crocodile's Dilemma"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  280. 3:30 AM Fargo "The Rooster Prince"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  281. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  282. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 7:00 AM Ellen "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  287. 7:30 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  288. 9:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  289. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  290. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  291. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  294. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  295. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  298. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  299. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 5:30 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  302. 7:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  303. Thursday Night
  304. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  305. 10:30 PM Married "Guardians"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  306. 11:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  307. 11:30 PM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  308. Friday, September 11
  309. 12:00 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  310. 12:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  311. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  312. 1:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  313. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 7:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  324. 9:00 AM Jumping the Broom
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  325. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  326. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  327. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  328. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  330. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  334. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 5:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  338. Friday Night
  339. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  340. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  341. Saturday, September 12
  342. 12:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  343. 2:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  344. 4:00 AM Rescue Me "Karate"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  345. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Initiative"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  350. 8:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Pangs"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  351. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 9:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  353. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  356. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 12:00 PM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
    • NEW
  358. 1:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  359. 4:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  360. Saturday Night
  361. 8:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  362. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. Sunday, September 13
  365. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 2:00 AM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
  370. 3:00 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  371. 3:30 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  372. 4:00 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  373. 4:30 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  374. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  377. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  378. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  381. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 9:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  383. 12:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  384. 4:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  385. 7:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  386. Sunday Night
  387. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  388. 11:00 PM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  389. Monday, September 14
  390. 12:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  391. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  392. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  394. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  397. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  398. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  399. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  400. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  401. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  402. 7:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  403. 9:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13