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  2. 8:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  3. 10:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  4. Today
  5. 1:00 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  6. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  7. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  8. 4:00 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  9. 4:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  10. 5:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  11. 6:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  12. 6:30 AM A Stepstool and a Ladder All in One
  13. 7:00 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  14. 9:00 AM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  15. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  19. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  22. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  23. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 4:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  25. 7:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  26. Tonight
  27. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  28. 11:16 PM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  29. Tomorrow
  30. 12:31 AM Tyrant "Bedfellows"
    • TV-MA
  31. 1:45 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  32. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Flicker"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  33. 4:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "The Ten Commandments Killer"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  34. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  35. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  36. 6:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  37. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  38. 7:00 AM Zoom
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  39. 9:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  40. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  41. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  44. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Catches Jordan in the Act"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Spends the Night With Lacey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  46. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  47. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  48. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  49. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 5:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  51. Tomorrow Night
  52. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  53. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  54. 10:33 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Ghosts of Skibbereen"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  55. 11:06 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  56. 11:39 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  57. Friday, August 26
  58. 1:39 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  59. 2:12 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  60. 2:42 AM FXM Presents
  61. 3:00 AM NO MORE WRINKLES! - Summer Skincare Makeover Secrets Revealed!
  62. 3:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  63. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  64. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  65. 5:00 AM Flat and Sexy Abs!
  66. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  67. 6:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  68. 6:30 AM A Stepstool and a Ladder All in One
  69. 7:00 AM A Thousand Words
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  70. 9:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  71. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  72. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  73. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  74. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Screws a Prisoner's Girlfriend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Cops a Feel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  81. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  82. 5:00 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  83. Friday Night
  84. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  85. 11:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  86. Saturday, August 27
  87. 2:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  88. 5:00 AM Midnight Special
  89. 5:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  90. 6:00 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  91. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  92. 7:00 AM Ellen "Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  93. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  94. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  95. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  97. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  98. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  99. 10:30 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  100. 1:30 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  101. 4:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  102. Saturday Night
  103. 8:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  104. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. Sunday, August 28
  106. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 12:30 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  108. 1:01 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  109. 1:31 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  110. 2:01 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  111. 2:31 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 3:01 AM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  113. 3:31 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  114. 4:02 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  115. 4:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  116. 5:02 AM Paid Programming
  117. 5:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  118. 6:00 AM Blade Boss
  119. 6:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  120. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  124. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  125. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  126. 10:00 AM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  127. 12:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  128. 4:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  129. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  130. Sunday Night
  131. 10:00 PM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  132. 11:03 PM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  133. Monday, August 29
  134. 12:05 AM The Strain "Night Train"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  135. 1:05 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  136. 2:07 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 2:37 AM FXM Presents
  138. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  139. 3:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  140. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  141. 4:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  142. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  143. 5:30 AM Power Now
  144. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  145. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  146. 7:00 AM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  147. 9:30 AM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  148. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  151. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  153. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  154. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  155. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  156. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 6:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  161. Monday Night
  162. 8:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  163. 10:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  164. Tuesday, August 30
  165. 12:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  166. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  169. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  170. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  171. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  172. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  173. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  174. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  176. 7:00 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  177. 9:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  178. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  179. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  180. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  181. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  183. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  185. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  186. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  188. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  192. 6:00 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  193. Tuesday Night
  194. 8:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  195. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  196. Wednesday, August 31
  197. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  199. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  200. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  201. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 4:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  203. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  206. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  207. 7:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  208. 9:30 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  209. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  211. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  212. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  213. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  214. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  215. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  216. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  217. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  218. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  221. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  222. Wednesday Night
  223. 10:00 PM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  224. 11:00 PM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  225. Thursday, September 1
  226. 12:00 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  227. 1:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  228. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Wants Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  229. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Gets Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  230. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  231. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  232. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  233. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  234. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  235. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 7:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  237. 9:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  238. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  239. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  240. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  241. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  242. 1:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  247. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  248. 4:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  249. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  250. Thursday Night
  251. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  252. 10:30 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  253. 11:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA
  254. 11:30 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  255. Friday, September 2
  256. 1:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA
  257. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 7:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  268. 9:00 AM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  269. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  270. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  271. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  272. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  273. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  274. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  275. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  280. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  281. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  282. Friday Night
  283. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  284. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  285. Saturday, September 3
  286. 2:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  287. 4:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  288. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  293. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  297. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  298. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  300. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  301. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  302. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  303. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  304. 1:00 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  305. 3:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  306. 6:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  307. Saturday Night
  308. 9:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  309. Sunday, September 4
  310. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 1:30 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  313. 2:00 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  314. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  315. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  316. 3:30 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  317. 4:00 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  318. 4:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  319. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 7:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  324. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 10:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  327. 1:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  328. 4:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  329. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  330. Sunday Night
  331. 10:00 PM The Strain "Bad White"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  332. 11:00 PM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  333. Monday, September 5
  334. 12:00 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  335. 1:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  336. 2:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  337. 2:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  338. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  339. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  340. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  341. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  342. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  362. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  368. Monday Night
  369. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  370. 10:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  371. Tuesday, September 6
  372. 1:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  373. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  376. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  377. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 7:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  382. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  383. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  384. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  385. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  386. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  390. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  391. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  392. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  393. 4:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  394. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13