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  1. Yesterday
  2. 12:42 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Abandoned!"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  3. 1:45 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "You Mean All This Time We Could Have Been Friends?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  4. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
  5. 3:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  6. 4:00 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  7. 4:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  8. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  9. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  10. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  11. 6:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  12. 7:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  13. 9:30 AM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  14. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  17. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  21. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  22. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  23. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 6:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  28. Last Night
  29. 8:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. 10:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  31. Today
  32. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "You Mean All This Time We Could Have Been Friends?"
    • TV-MA
  33. 2:21 AM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 2:51 AM FXM Presents
  35. 3:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  36. 3:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  37. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  38. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  39. 5:00 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  40. 5:30 AM Perricone MD Cold Plasma Sub-D
  41. 6:00 AM Amazing Abs
  42. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  43. 7:00 AM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  44. 9:00 AM Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  45. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  46. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  47. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  48. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  54. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  55. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 4:30 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  57. 7:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  58. Tonight
  59. 10:00 PM The Americans "Immersion"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  60. 11:10 PM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  61. Tomorrow
  62. 12:20 AM The Americans "The Committee on Human Rights"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  63. 1:23 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  64. 2:33 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 3:03 AM FXM Presents
  66. 3:12 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  67. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  68. 4:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  69. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  70. 5:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  71. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  72. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  73. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  74. 7:00 AM Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  75. 9:00 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  76. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  77. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  78. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  80. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  81. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  82. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  83. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  84. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 5:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  87. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  88. Tomorrow Night
  89. 10:00 PM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  90. 11:14 PM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA
  91. Thursday, April 27
  92. 12:28 AM Fargo "The Law of Vacant Places"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  93. 1:57 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA
  94. 3:12 AM The Americans "Dinner for Seven"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  95. 4:12 AM The Americans "A Roy Rogers in Franconia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  96. 5:12 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 5:42 AM Back Pain Solved
  98. 6:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  99. 6:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  100. 7:00 AM Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  101. 9:30 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  102. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  104. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  106. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  107. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  108. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  109. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  110. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  111. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  113. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  114. Thursday Night
  115. 8:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  116. 11:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  117. Friday, April 28
  118. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  120. 3:00 AM Balding Solutions
  121. 3:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  122. 4:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  123. 4:30 AM Amazing Abs
  124. 5:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  125. 6:00 AM Balding Solutions
  126. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  127. 7:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  128. 9:30 AM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  129. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  130. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  135. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  139. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  141. Friday Night
  142. 8:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  143. Saturday, April 29
  144. 12:00 AM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  145. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  148. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  149. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  150. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  151. 7:00 AM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  152. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  156. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  158. 12:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  159. 3:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  160. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  161. Saturday Night
  162. 8:00 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  163. 10:30 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  164. Sunday, April 30
  165. 1:00 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  166. 1:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  167. 2:07 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  168. 2:37 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  169. 3:07 AM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 3:37 AM The Americans "Persona Non Grata"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  171. 4:43 AM FXM Presents
  172. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  173. 5:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  174. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  176. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  179. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  181. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  182. 10:00 AM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  183. 1:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  184. 3:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  185. 6:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  186. Sunday Night
  187. 8:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  188. 10:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  189. Monday, May 1
  190. 1:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  191. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 3:30 AM Don't Live With Wrinkles! New Breakthrough Used by Top Celebrities!
  193. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 4:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  195. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  196. 5:30 AM Balding Solutions
  197. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  198. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 7:00 AM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  200. 10:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  201. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  202. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  203. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  205. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  207. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  208. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 5:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  211. Monday Night
  212. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  213. 11:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  214. Tuesday, May 2
  215. 2:00 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  216. 2:30 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  217. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  218. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  219. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  220. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  221. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  222. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  223. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  224. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  225. 7:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  226. 9:30 AM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  227. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  228. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  229. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  232. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  233. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  234. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 5:00 PM 300
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  237. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  238. Tuesday Night
  239. 10:00 PM The Americans "IHOP"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  240. 11:00 PM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  241. Wednesday, May 3
  242. 12:00 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  243. 1:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  244. 2:00 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  245. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  246. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  249. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  251. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  252. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  253. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  254. 7:00 AM Mr. Popper's Penguins
    • TV-G
    • PG
  255. 9:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  256. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  257. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  258. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  259. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  260. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  262. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 5:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  268. 7:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  269. Wednesday Night
  270. 10:00 PM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  271. 11:00 PM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  272. Thursday, May 4
  273. 12:00 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  274. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  275. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Checking In"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  276. 3:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Chutes and Ladders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  277. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  278. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  279. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 7:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  282. 9:30 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  283. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  288. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  291. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  292. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  295. 5:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  296. Thursday Night
  297. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  298. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  299. Friday, May 5
  300. 2:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  301. 2:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  302. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  309. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  310. 7:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  311. 9:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  312. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  313. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  314. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  325. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  326. Friday Night
  327. 8:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  328. 11:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  329. Saturday, May 6
  330. 1:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  331. 3:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  332. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 7:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  337. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  338. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  339. 9:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  340. 12:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  341. 2:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  342. 5:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  343. Saturday Night
  344. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  345. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  346. Sunday, May 7
  347. 2:00 AM Atlanta "B.A.N."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  348. 2:30 AM Atlanta "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  349. 3:00 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  350. 3:30 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  351. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  353. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 7:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  358. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  360. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 11:30 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  362. 2:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  363. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  364. Sunday Night
  365. 8:00 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  366. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13