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  2. 12:06 AM The Americans "The Midges"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  3. 1:08 AM Legion "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  4. 2:11 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  5. 3:19 AM The Americans "Experimental Prototype City of Tomorrow"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  6. 4:19 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 4:49 AM FXM Presents
  8. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  9. 5:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  10. 6:00 AM Amazing Abs
  11. 6:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  12. 7:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  13. 9:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  14. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  17. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  21. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  22. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 4:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  24. 7:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  25. Last Night
  26. 10:00 PM Baskets "Circus"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  27. 10:33 PM Baskets "Yard Sale"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  28. 11:07 PM Baskets "Circus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  29. 11:40 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. Today
  31. 2:10 AM Baskets "Circus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  32. 2:43 AM FXM Presents
  33. 3:00 AM What Not To Wear Every Day. What About What To Wear Every Day!
  34. 3:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  35. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  36. 4:30 AM Amazing Abs
  37. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  38. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  39. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  40. 7:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  41. 9:30 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  42. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  43. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  47. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  48. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 6:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  55. Tonight
  56. 8:00 PM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  57. 10:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  58. Tomorrow
  59. 12:00 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  60. 2:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  61. 3:08 AM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  62. 5:08 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  63. 5:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  64. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  65. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  66. 7:00 AM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  67. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  70. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  72. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 12:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  74. 2:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  75. 4:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  76. 7:00 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  77. Tomorrow Night
  78. 9:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  79. 11:30 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  80. Sunday, March 26
  81. 12:38 AM Baskets "Circus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  82. 1:11 AM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 1:41 AM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 2:11 AM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 2:41 AM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 3:11 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  87. 3:41 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  88. 4:12 AM Louie "Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  89. 4:42 AM FXM Presents
  90. 5:00 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  91. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  92. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  93. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  94. 7:00 AM Monte Carlo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  95. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  97. 10:30 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  98. 12:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  99. 3:30 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  100. 5:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  101. Sunday Night
  102. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  103. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  104. 11:08 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  105. Monday, March 27
  106. 12:16 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  107. 1:24 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  108. 2:32 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 3:02 AM FXM Presents
  110. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
  111. 3:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  112. 4:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  113. 4:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  114. 5:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  115. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  116. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  117. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  118. 7:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  119. 9:00 AM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  120. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  121. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  122. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  125. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  127. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  129. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 6:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  135. Monday Night
  136. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  137. 11:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  138. Tuesday, March 28
  139. 2:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  140. 3:08 AM Paid Programming
  141. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  142. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  143. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  144. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  145. 5:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  146. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  147. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  148. 7:00 AM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  149. 9:00 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  150. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  151. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  153. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  157. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 4:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  159. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  160. Tuesday Night
  161. 10:00 PM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  162. 11:03 PM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  163. Wednesday, March 29
  164. 12:05 AM Legion "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  165. 1:07 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  166. 2:10 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 2:40 AM FXM Presents
  168. 3:00 AM Midnight Special
  169. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  170. 4:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  171. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  172. 5:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  173. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  174. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  176. 7:00 AM Cold Creek Manor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  177. 9:30 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  178. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  179. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  181. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  182. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  183. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  186. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  187. 4:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  188. 7:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  189. Wednesday Night
  190. 10:00 PM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  191. 11:10 PM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  192. Thursday, March 30
  193. 12:20 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  194. 1:22 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  195. 2:33 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  196. 3:41 AM The Americans "Chloramphenicol"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  197. 4:41 AM FXM Presents
  198. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  199. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  200. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  201. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  202. 7:00 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  203. 9:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  204. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  205. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  206. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  207. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  208. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  209. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  210. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  211. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  212. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  213. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  214. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  215. 5:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  216. Thursday Night
  217. 8:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  218. 10:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  219. Friday, March 31
  220. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  221. 2:08 AM Fargo "Waiting For Dutch"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  222. 3:12 AM Paid Programming
  223. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  225. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  228. 6:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  229. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  230. 7:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  231. 9:30 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  232. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  233. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  234. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  235. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  236. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  237. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  238. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  239. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peg o' My Heart Attack"
    • TV-14  (D)
  241. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Super Cop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Will Be Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  243. 5:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  244. Friday Night
  245. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  246. 11:00 PM Shots Fired "Hour One: Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  247. Saturday, April 1
  248. 12:00 AM Shots Fired "Hour Two: Betrayal of Trust"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  249. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  250. 2:08 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  251. 5:08 AM Paid Programming
  252. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 7:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  256. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Good Wife"
    • TV-14  (D)
  257. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Weekend With Birdie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  258. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 11:30 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  261. 3:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  262. 6:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  263. Saturday Night
  264. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  265. 11:30 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "The Other Woman"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  266. Sunday, April 2
  267. 12:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  268. 1:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  269. 3:00 AM Fargo "Before the Law"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  270. 4:30 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  271. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  274. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  275. 7:00 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  276. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  277. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  278. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  279. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  280. 12:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  281. 4:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  282. 7:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  283. Sunday Night
  284. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  285. 11:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  286. Monday, April 3
  287. 12:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  288. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  289. 2:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Tramps Like Us"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  290. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  291. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  295. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  296. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  297. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  298. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 7:00 AM Mona Lisa Smile
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  300. 9:30 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  301. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  302. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  303. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  304. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  309. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Baby, Please Don't Go"
    • TV-14
  310. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Baby Bump"
    • TV-14
  311. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 5:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  313. Monday Night
  314. 8:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  315. 11:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  316. Tuesday, April 4
  317. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Myth of Sisyphus"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  318. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 7:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  327. 9:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  328. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  330. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  331. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  333. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  334. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  335. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  336. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Adoption Option"
    • TV-14
  337. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  338. 5:00 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  339. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  340. Tuesday Night
  341. 10:00 PM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  342. 11:00 PM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  343. Wednesday, April 5
  344. 12:00 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  345. 1:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  346. 2:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  347. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  348. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  349. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  357. 9:30 AM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  358. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  359. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  360. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  361. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  363. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  364. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  365. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "I See Love"
    • TV-14
  367. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  368. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  370. Wednesday Night
  371. 8:00 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  372. 10:30 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R