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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  3. 4:30 AM Amazing Abs
  4. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  5. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  6. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  7. 7:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  8. 9:30 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  9. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  10. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  14. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  15. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 6:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  22. Last Night
  23. 8:00 PM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  24. 10:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  25. Today
  26. 12:00 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  27. 2:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  28. 3:08 AM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  29. 5:08 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  30. 5:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  31. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  32. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  33. 7:00 AM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  34. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  37. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  38. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  39. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 12:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  41. 2:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  42. 4:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  43. 7:00 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  44. Tonight
  45. 9:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  46. 11:30 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  47. Tomorrow
  48. 12:38 AM Baskets "Circus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  49. 1:11 AM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 1:41 AM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 2:11 AM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 2:41 AM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 3:11 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  54. 3:41 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  55. 4:12 AM Louie "Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  56. 4:42 AM FXM Presents
  57. 5:00 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  58. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  59. 6:00 AM Business On The Go
  60. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  61. 7:00 AM Monte Carlo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  62. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  64. 10:30 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  65. 12:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  66. 3:30 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  67. 5:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  68. Tomorrow Night
  69. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  70. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  71. 11:08 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  72. Monday, March 27
  73. 12:16 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  74. 1:24 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  75. 2:32 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 3:02 AM FXM Presents
  77. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
  78. 3:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  79. 4:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  80. 4:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  81. 5:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  82. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  83. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  84. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  85. 7:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  86. 9:00 AM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  87. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  88. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  89. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  92. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  94. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  96. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 6:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  102. Monday Night
  103. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  104. 11:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  105. Tuesday, March 28
  106. 2:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  107. 3:08 AM Paid Programming
  108. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  109. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  110. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  111. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  112. 5:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  113. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  114. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Cooktop
  115. 7:00 AM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  116. 9:00 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  117. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  118. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  120. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  124. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 4:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  126. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  127. Tuesday Night
  128. 10:00 PM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  129. 11:03 PM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  130. Wednesday, March 29
  131. 12:05 AM Legion "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  132. 1:07 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  133. 2:10 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 2:40 AM FXM Presents
  135. 3:00 AM Midnight Special
  136. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  137. 4:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  138. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  139. 5:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  140. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  141. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  142. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  143. 7:00 AM Cold Creek Manor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  144. 9:30 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  145. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  148. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  149. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  150. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  153. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  154. 4:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  155. 7:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  156. Wednesday Night
  157. 10:00 PM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  158. 11:10 PM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  159. Thursday, March 30
  160. 12:20 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  161. 1:22 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  162. 2:33 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  163. 3:41 AM The Americans "Chloramphenicol"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  164. 4:41 AM FXM Presents
  165. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  166. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  167. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  168. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  169. 7:00 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  170. 9:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  171. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  172. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  173. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  174. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  175. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  176. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  177. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  178. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  179. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  180. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  181. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  182. 5:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  183. Thursday Night
  184. 8:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  185. 10:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  186. Friday, March 31
  187. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  188. 2:08 AM Fargo "Waiting For Dutch"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  189. 3:12 AM Paid Programming
  190. 3:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  191. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  192. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  195. 6:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  196. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  197. 7:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  198. 9:30 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  199. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  200. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  201. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  202. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  203. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  204. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  205. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  206. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peg o' My Heart Attack"
    • TV-14  (D)
  208. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Super Cop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Will Be Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  210. 5:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  211. Friday Night
  212. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  213. 11:00 PM Shots Fired "Hour One: Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  214. Saturday, April 1
  215. 12:00 AM Shots Fired "Hour Two: Betrayal of Trust"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  216. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  217. 2:08 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  218. 5:08 AM Paid Programming
  219. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  220. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 7:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  223. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Good Wife"
    • TV-14  (D)
  224. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Weekend With Birdie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  225. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 11:30 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  228. 3:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  229. 6:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  230. Saturday Night
  231. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  232. 11:30 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "The Other Woman"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  233. Sunday, April 2
  234. 12:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  235. 1:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  236. 3:00 AM Fargo "Before the Law"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  237. 4:30 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  238. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  239. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  240. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 7:00 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  243. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  244. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  245. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  246. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  247. 12:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  248. 4:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  249. 7:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  250. Sunday Night
  251. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  252. 11:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  253. Monday, April 3
  254. 12:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  255. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  256. 2:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Tramps Like Us"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  257. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  258. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  259. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  260. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  261. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  262. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  263. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  264. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  265. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  266. 7:00 AM Mona Lisa Smile
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  267. 9:30 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  268. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  269. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  270. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  271. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  276. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Baby, Please Don't Go"
    • TV-14
  277. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Baby Bump"
    • TV-14
  278. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 5:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  280. Monday Night
  281. 8:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  282. 11:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  283. Tuesday, April 4
  284. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Myth of Sisyphus"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  285. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  286. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  287. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 7:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  294. 9:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  295. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  297. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  298. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  300. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  301. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  302. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  303. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Adoption Option"
    • TV-14
  304. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  305. 5:00 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  306. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  307. Tuesday Night
  308. 10:00 PM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  309. 11:00 PM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  310. Wednesday, April 5
  311. 12:00 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  312. 1:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  313. 2:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  314. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  315. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  324. 9:30 AM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  325. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  326. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  327. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  328. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  330. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  331. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  332. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "I See Love"
    • TV-14
  334. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  335. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  337. Wednesday Night
  338. 8:00 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  339. 10:30 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  340. Thursday, April 6
  341. 1:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  342. 3:00 AM The Americans "Clark's Place"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  343. 4:00 AM The Americans "The Rat"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  344. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 7:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  349. 9:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  350. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  351. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  353. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  354. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  356. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  358. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 5:30 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  362. Thursday Night
  363. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  364. 10:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  365. Friday, April 7
  366. 12:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  367. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 3:30 AM Paid Programming