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  1. Yesterday
  2. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  3. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 11:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  6. 2:00 PM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  7. 5:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  8. Last Night
  9. 8:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  10. 11:00 PM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  11. Today
  12. 12:03 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 12:33 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 1:03 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 1:33 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 2:03 AM Atlanta "Juneteenth"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  17. 2:35 AM Atlanta "The Jacket"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  18. 3:08 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  19. 3:38 AM The Strain "The Fall"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  20. 4:38 AM FXM Presents
  21. 5:00 AM Styx, Journey, Fleetwood Mac
  22. 5:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  23. 6:00 AM Business In A Box
  24. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  25. 7:00 AM Ellen "The Toast"
    • TV-PG
  26. 7:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  27. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  28. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 12:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  32. 2:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  33. 5:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  34. Tonight
  35. 8:00 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  36. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  37. Tomorrow
  38. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  39. 2:03 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 2:33 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  41. 3:03 AM Paid Programming
  42. 3:30 AM Fast Solution to More Hair
  43. 4:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  44. 4:30 AM What Not To Wear Every Day. What About What To Wear Every Day!
  45. 5:00 AM Beauty Secrets & Celebrity Makeup Tips You Will Love, all in 1 Minute!
  46. 5:30 AM Identity Theft News
  47. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  48. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  49. 7:00 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  50. 9:30 AM Sucker Punch: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  51. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  53. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  59. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 5:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  62. Tomorrow Night
  63. 8:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  64. 11:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  65. Tuesday, February 28
  66. 2:00 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  67. 3:03 AM Sexy Abs!
  68. 3:30 AM Tailgate With The NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Healthy Fried Foods
  69. 4:00 AM The Hard Truth
  70. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  71. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  72. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  73. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  74. 6:30 AM Start The New Year Resolution With Precision Induction Technology
  75. 7:00 AM Sucker Punch: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  76. 9:30 AM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  77. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  79. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  80. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 5:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  87. 7:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  88. Tuesday Night
  89. 10:00 PM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  90. 11:23 PM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  91. Wednesday, March 1
  92. 12:47 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  93. 1:50 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  94. 3:13 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  95. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  96. 4:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  97. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  98. 5:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  99. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  100. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  101. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  102. 7:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  103. 9:00 AM Seven Pounds
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  104. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  108. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  109. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  112. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  113. 4:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  114. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  115. Wednesday Night
  116. 10:00 PM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  117. 11:18 PM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  118. Thursday, March 2
  119. 12:36 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  120. 1:58 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  121. 3:15 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  122. 4:32 AM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 5:02 AM FXM Presents
  124. 5:10 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  125. 5:30 AM Cooking Made Easy
  126. 6:00 AM Amazing Abs
  127. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  128. 7:00 AM Seven Pounds
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  129. 9:30 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  130. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  131. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  132. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  135. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 3:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  138. 6:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  139. Thursday Night
  140. 10:00 PM Baskets "Denver"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  141. 10:32 PM Baskets "Marthager"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  142. 11:06 PM Baskets "Denver"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  143. 11:38 PM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  144. Friday, March 3
  145. 1:38 AM Baskets "Denver"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  146. 2:10 AM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  147. 2:40 AM FXM Presents
  148. 3:00 AM What Not To Wear Every Day. What About What To Wear Every Day!
  149. 3:30 AM Cook Healthier Meals with Nuwave & Make Your Exercise Count
  150. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  151. 4:30 AM Amazing Abs
  152. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  153. 6:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  154. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  155. 7:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  156. 9:30 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  157. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  166. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  167. 4:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  168. Friday Night
  169. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. 11:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  171. Saturday, March 4
  172. 3:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  173. 4:17 AM Louie "Something Is Wrong"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  174. 4:47 AM FXM Presents
  175. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  176. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  177. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  178. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  179. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  182. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  183. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  184. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (L)
  186. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  187. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  188. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  189. 12:00 PM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  190. 2:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  191. 4:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  192. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  193. Saturday Night
  194. 10:00 PM Legion "Chapter 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  195. 11:31 PM Legion "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  196. Sunday, March 5
  197. 12:38 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  198. 1:41 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  199. 2:58 AM Louie "Telling Jokes/Set Up"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  200. 3:28 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  201. 4:45 AM FXM Presents
  202. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  203. 5:30 AM Hurricane Spin Scrubber
  204. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  205. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  206. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 7:30 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  208. 9:30 AM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  209. 12:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  210. 3:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  211. 7:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  212. Sunday Night
  213. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  214. 11:12 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  215. Monday, March 6
  216. 12:23 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  217. 1:42 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  218. 2:53 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 3:23 AM FXM Presents
  220. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  221. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  222. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  223. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  224. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  225. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  226. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  227. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  228. 9:30 AM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  229. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  230. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  231. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  232. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D)
  235. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 5:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  238. Monday Night
  239. 8:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  240. 11:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  241. Tuesday, March 7
  242. 2:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  243. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  244. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  245. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  246. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  247. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  248. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  249. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 7:00 AM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  252. 9:00 AM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  253. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D)
  255. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  258. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  259. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  261. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  263. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 5:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  266. Tuesday Night
  267. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  268. 10:00 PM The Americans "Amber Waves"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  269. 11:00 PM The Americans "Amber Waves"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  270. Wednesday, March 8
  271. 12:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  272. 1:00 AM The Americans "Amber Waves"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  273. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  275. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  276. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  277. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  278. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  279. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 7:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  284. 9:30 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  285. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  287. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  288. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  289. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  290. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  291. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  292. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 5:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  295. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  296. Wednesday Night
  297. 10:00 PM Legion "Chapter 5"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  298. 11:30 PM Legion "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  299. Thursday, March 9
  300. 12:30 AM The Americans "Amber Waves"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  301. 1:30 AM Legion "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  302. 2:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  303. 3:30 AM The Americans "The Glanders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  304. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  305. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  306. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  307. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 7:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  310. 9:30 AM The Forgotten
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  311. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  312. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  313. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  315. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 4:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  322. 7:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  323. Thursday Night
  324. 10:00 PM Baskets "Funeral"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  325. 10:30 PM Baskets "Denver"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  326. 11:00 PM Baskets "Funeral"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  327. 11:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  328. Friday, March 10
  329. 2:00 AM Baskets "Funeral"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  330. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  331. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 7:00 AM The Forgotten
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  340. 9:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  341. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  344. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  345. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  346. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  348. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  353. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  354. 6:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  355. Friday Night
  356. 8:00 PM Penguins of Madagascar
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  357. 10:00 PM Penguins of Madagascar
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  358. Saturday, March 11
  359. 12:00 AM The Green Hornet
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  360. 2:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  361. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  364. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  365. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  366. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 7:00 AM Ellen "Adam's Birthday"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  369. 7:30 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  370. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)