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  1. Yesterday
  2. 12:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  3. 4:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  4. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  5. Last Night
  6. 10:00 PM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  7. 11:03 PM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  8. Today
  9. 12:05 AM The Strain "Night Train"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  10. 1:05 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  11. 2:07 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 2:37 AM FXM Presents
  13. 3:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  14. 3:30 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  15. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  16. 4:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  17. 5:00 AM Body Beast
  18. 5:30 AM Power Now
  19. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  20. 6:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  21. 7:00 AM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  22. 9:30 AM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  23. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  26. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  28. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  29. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  30. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  31. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 6:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  36. Tonight
  37. 8:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  38. 10:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  39. Tomorrow
  40. 12:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  41. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 3:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  44. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  45. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  46. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  47. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  48. 5:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  49. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  50. 6:30 AM Cook Perfect Meals Fast & Safe Everyday With Nuwave PIC
  51. 7:00 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  52. 9:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  53. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  54. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  55. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  56. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  58. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  60. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  61. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  63. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  67. 6:00 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  68. Tomorrow Night
  69. 8:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  70. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  71. Wednesday, August 31
  72. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  74. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  75. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  76. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  77. 4:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  78. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  79. 5:30 AM Look up to 2 Sizes Smaller Instantly!
  80. 6:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  81. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  82. 7:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  83. 9:30 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  84. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  86. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  87. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  88. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  89. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  90. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  91. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  92. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  93. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  96. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  97. Wednesday Night
  98. 10:00 PM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  99. 11:14 PM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  100. Thursday, September 1
  101. 12:28 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  102. 1:42 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  103. 2:56 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Wants Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  104. 3:56 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Gets Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  105. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  106. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  107. 5:39 AM Paid Programming
  108. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  109. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  110. 7:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  111. 9:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  112. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  113. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  114. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  115. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  116. 1:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  121. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  122. 4:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  123. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  124. Thursday Night
  125. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  126. 10:33 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  127. 11:05 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  128. 11:38 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  129. Friday, September 2
  130. 1:38 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  131. 2:11 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 2:41 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
  133. 3:11 AM Paid Programming
  134. 3:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  135. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  136. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  137. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  138. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  139. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  140. 7:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  141. 9:00 AM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  142. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  143. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  144. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  145. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  146. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  147. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  148. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  153. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  154. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  155. Friday Night
  156. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  157. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  158. Saturday, September 3
  159. 2:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  160. 4:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  161. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  162. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  163. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  164. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  165. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  166. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  170. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  171. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  172. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  173. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  174. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  175. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  176. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  177. 1:00 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  178. 3:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  179. 6:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  180. Saturday Night
  181. 9:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  182. Sunday, September 4
  183. 12:30 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  184. 1:44 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 2:14 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 2:44 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  187. 3:14 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  188. 3:44 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  189. 4:14 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  190. 4:44 AM FXM Presents
  191. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 5:30 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  193. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  195. 7:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  196. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 10:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  199. 1:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  200. 4:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  201. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  202. Sunday Night
  203. 10:00 PM The Strain "Bad White"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  204. 11:03 PM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  205. Monday, September 5
  206. 12:06 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  207. 1:07 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  208. 2:10 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  209. 2:43 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  210. 3:13 AM Paid Programming
  211. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  212. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  213. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  215. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  216. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  217. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  234. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  240. Monday Night
  241. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  242. 10:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  243. Tuesday, September 6
  244. 1:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  245. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  246. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  247. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  248. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  249. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 7:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  254. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  255. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  256. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  257. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  258. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  262. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  263. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  264. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  265. 4:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  266. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  267. Tuesday Night
  268. 10:00 PM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  269. 11:07 PM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  270. Wednesday, September 7
  271. 12:14 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  272. 1:21 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  273. 2:28 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  275. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  276. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  277. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  283. 9:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  284. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  285. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  286. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  287. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 1:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  293. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  294. 4:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  295. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  296. Wednesday Night
  297. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  298. 11:30 PM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  299. Thursday, September 8
  300. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  301. 2:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Battle Royale"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  302. 3:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Be Our Guest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  303. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  304. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 7:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  309. 9:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  310. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  311. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  312. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  314. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  315. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  317. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  318. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  319. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 5:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  322. Thursday Night
  323. 8:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  324. 10:00 PM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  325. 10:30 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  326. 11:00 PM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  327. 11:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  328. Friday, September 9
  329. 2:00 AM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  330. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 7:00 AM White Chicks
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  340. 9:30 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  341. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  342. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  343. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  344. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  345. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  351. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  352. 5:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  353. Friday Night
  354. 8:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  355. 11:30 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  356. Saturday, September 10
  357. 3:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  358. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  359. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  360. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Go For Broke"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Rolls the Dice in Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  365. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie & the Return of the Danger Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets in Bed With Jordan and Her Ex"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  368. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  369. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  370. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  371. 11:30 AM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  372. 2:30 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  373. 5:30 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  374. Saturday Night
  375. 8:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  376. 10:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  377. Sunday, September 11
  378. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 2:00 AM Louie "Travel Day/South"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  383. 2:30 AM Louie "Heckler/Cop Movie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  384. 3:00 AM Louie "Double Date/Mom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  385. 3:30 AM Louie "Dogpound"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  386. 4:00 AM Louie "Travel Day/South"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  387. 4:30 AM Louie "Heckler/Cop Movie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  388. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  389. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  390. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  391. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  392. 7:00 AM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  393. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  394. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  397. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  398. 12:30 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R