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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 3:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  4. 3:30 AM Learn the Secret behind making Great Meals Made Easy, Safe & Fast
  5. 4:00 AM A New Year, A New You with NutriBullet LEAN. Shed Pounds and Inches!
  6. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  7. 5:00 AM Flat and Sexy Abs!
  8. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  9. 6:00 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  10. 6:30 AM Cindy Crawford's Beauty Secrets from France
  11. 7:00 AM Ice Age: Continental Drift
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  12. 9:00 AM Maid in Manhattan
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  13. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  15. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  17. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  18. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  24. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  25. 5:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  26. Last Night
  27. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  28. 11:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  29. Today
  30. 2:00 AM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  31. 5:00 AM Bob Hope: Thanks for the Memories
  32. 5:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  33. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  34. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  35. 7:00 AM Maid in Manhattan
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  36. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  37. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  40. 11:00 AM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  41. 2:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  42. 5:00 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  43. Tonight
  44. 8:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  45. 10:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  46. Tomorrow
  47. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 2:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  50. 2:33 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  51. 3:03 AM Louie "Pot Luck"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  52. 3:33 AM Louie "A La Carte"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  53. 4:03 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  54. 4:36 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  55. 5:06 AM Midnight Special
  56. 5:30 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  57. 6:00 AM Zombie Christmas
  58. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  59. 7:00 AM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  60. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  62. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  63. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  64. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 12:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  66. 2:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  67. 5:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  68. Tomorrow Night
  69. 8:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  70. 11:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  71. Monday, December 12
  72. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  75. 3:30 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  76. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  77. 4:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  78. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  79. 5:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  80. 6:00 AM A New Year, A New You with NutriBullet LEAN. Shed Pounds and Inches!
  81. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  82. 7:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  83. 9:00 AM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  84. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  86. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  88. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  90. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  92. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  93. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 6:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  98. Monday Night
  99. 8:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  100. 10:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  101. Tuesday, December 13
  102. 1:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  103. 3:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  104. 3:30 AM Holiday Cooking in Minutes!
  105. 4:00 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  106. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  107. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  108. 5:30 AM Ninja Coffee Bar System with Sofia Vergara- Don't Wait In Long Lines For Expensive Coffee
  109. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  110. 6:30 AM Easy way to make Great Holiday Meals for the Entire Family
  111. 7:00 AM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  112. 9:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  113. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  114. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  115. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  116. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  117. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  118. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  119. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  120. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 5:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  125. Tuesday Night
  126. 8:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  127. 11:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  128. Wednesday, December 14
  129. 3:00 AM Holiday Cooking in Minutes!
  130. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  131. 4:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  132. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  133. 5:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  134. 5:30 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  135. 6:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  136. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  137. 7:00 AM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. 10:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  139. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  142. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  143. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  144. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  145. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 6:00 PM Christmas With the Kranks
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  152. Wednesday Night
  153. 8:00 PM The Santa Clause 2
    • TV-PG
    • G
  154. 10:00 PM The Santa Clause 2
    • TV-PG
    • G
  155. Thursday, December 15
  156. 12:00 AM Christmas With the Kranks
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  157. 2:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  158. 3:06 AM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  159. 4:36 AM FXM Presents
  160. 5:00 AM Shark Genius Steam Pocket Mop System
  161. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  162. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  163. 6:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  164. 7:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  165. 9:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  166. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  167. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  169. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  170. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  171. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  172. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  173. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  174. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  175. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 5:30 PM Rango
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  179. Thursday Night
  180. 8:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  181. 10:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  182. Friday, December 16
  183. 12:00 AM A Thousand Words
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  184. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 3:00 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  187. 3:30 AM Easy way to make Great Holiday Meals for the Entire Family
  188. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  189. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  190. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  192. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 7:00 AM A Thousand Words
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  194. 9:00 AM Rango
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  195. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  196. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  197. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  198. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  199. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  200. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  201. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  202. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  207. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  208. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  209. Friday Night
  210. 8:00 PM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  211. 10:30 PM A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  212. Saturday, December 17
  213. 12:30 AM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  214. 3:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  215. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  216. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  217. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  218. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  219. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet?
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  220. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  222. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  223. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  224. 11:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  225. 1:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  226. 3:00 PM A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  227. 5:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  228. Saturday Night
  229. 8:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  230. Sunday, December 18
  231. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  234. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  235. 2:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  236. 2:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  237. 3:00 AM Louie "Cop Story"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  238. 3:30 AM Louie "Bobby's House"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  239. 4:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  240. 4:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  241. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  242. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  243. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  244. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  245. 7:00 AM Ellen "Do You Fear What I Fear?"
    • TV-PG
  246. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  250. 9:30 AM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  251. 1:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  252. 4:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  253. Sunday Night
  254. 8:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  255. 11:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  256. Monday, December 19
  257. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 7:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  266. 9:00 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  267. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  269. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  270. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  272. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  274. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peg o' My Heart Attack"
    • TV-14  (D)
  275. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Super Cop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Will Be Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  277. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Good Wife"
    • TV-14  (D)
  278. 6:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  279. Monday Night
  280. 8:00 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  281. 10:00 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  282. Tuesday, December 20
  283. 12:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  284. 2:00 AM Louie "Something Is Wrong"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  285. 2:30 AM Louie "Telling Jokes/Set Up"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  286. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  293. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  294. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet?
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  295. 9:00 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  296. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  298. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  299. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  300. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  302. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  305. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend With Birdie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  307. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wreck of the Vincent Moranto"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Baby, Please Don't Go"
    • TV-14
  309. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Baby Bump"
    • TV-14
  310. 6:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  311. Tuesday Night
  312. 8:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  313. 10:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  314. Wednesday, December 21
  315. 12:00 AM Are We There Yet?
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  316. 2:00 AM Louie "Miami"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  317. 2:30 AM Louie "Daddy's Girlfriend"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  318. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 7:00 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  327. 9:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  328. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  329. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  331. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  332. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  334. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  335. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Adoption Option"
    • TV-14
  337. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  338. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "I See Love"
    • TV-14
  339. 5:30 PM Riddick
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  340. Wednesday Night
  341. 8:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  342. 11:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  343. Thursday, December 22
  344. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  345. 4:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  346. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  349. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 7:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  351. 10:00 AM Riddick
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  352. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  353. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  355. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  356. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Shelter Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  358. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  360. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 6:00 PM Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  364. Thursday Night
  365. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  366. 10:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  367. Friday, December 23
  368. 12:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R