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  2. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  4. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  5. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  8. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  9. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 5:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  14. Last Night
  15. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  16. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  17. Today
  18. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 3:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  21. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  22. 4:00 AM Body Beast
  23. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  24. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  25. 5:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  26. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  27. 6:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  28. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  29. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D)
  34. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  38. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 5:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  42. Tonight
  43. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  44. 10:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  45. Tomorrow
  46. 1:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  47. 3:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  48. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  49. 4:00 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  50. 4:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  51. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  52. 5:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  53. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  54. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  55. 7:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  56. 9:00 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  57. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  60. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  64. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  65. 4:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  66. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  67. Tomorrow Night
  68. 10:00 PM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  69. 11:12 PM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  70. Thursday, May 5
  71. 12:24 AM The Americans "Travel Agents"
    • TV-MA
  72. 1:24 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  73. 2:37 AM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  74. 5:37 AM Body Beast
  75. 6:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  76. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  77. 7:00 AM Fun Size
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  78. 9:00 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  79. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D)
  82. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  85. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  86. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  87. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  88. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 4:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  90. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  91. Thursday Night
  92. 10:00 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  93. 10:31 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA
  94. 11:02 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  95. 11:32 PM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  96. Friday, May 6
  97. 1:32 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  98. 2:02 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 2:32 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 3:02 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  101. 3:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  102. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  103. 4:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  104. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  105. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  106. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  107. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  108. 7:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • R
  109. 9:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  110. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  116. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  120. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  121. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  124. Friday Night
  125. 8:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  126. 10:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  127. Saturday, May 7
  128. 1:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  129. 3:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  131. 4:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  133. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  134. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  135. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  136. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Hell's Bells"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  137. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 11:00 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  144. 1:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  145. 4:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  146. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  147. Saturday Night
  148. 10:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  149. Sunday, May 8
  150. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 1:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  153. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  154. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 3:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  157. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  158. 4:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  160. 5:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  161. 6:00 AM Monster Blades
  162. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  163. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  164. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  165. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  166. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  170. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D)
  171. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  172. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 2:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  179. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  180. Sunday Night
  181. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  182. 10:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  183. Monday, May 9
  184. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 3:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  188. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  189. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  195. 7:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  196. 9:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  197. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  200. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  201. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  203. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  204. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  207. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  209. Monday Night
  210. 8:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  211. 10:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  212. Tuesday, May 10
  213. 12:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  214. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  215. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  217. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  219. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  220. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  223. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  225. 9:30 AM Chronicle
    • NR
  226. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  229. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  230. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  232. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 6:00 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  240. Tuesday Night
  241. 8:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  242. 10:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  243. Wednesday, May 11
  244. 12:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  245. 2:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  246. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  248. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  249. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  256. 9:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  257. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  260. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  261. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  264. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  265. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 5:30 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  269. 7:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  270. Wednesday Night
  271. 10:00 PM The Americans "The Day After"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  272. 11:00 PM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  273. Thursday, May 12
  274. 12:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  275. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  276. 2:00 AM The Strain "BK, NY"
    • TV-MA
  277. 3:30 AM The Strain "By Any Means"
    • TV-MA
  278. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  279. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 7:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  284. 10:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  285. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  289. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  290. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  291. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  292. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  293. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 4:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  295. 7:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  296. Thursday Night
  297. 10:00 PM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  298. 10:30 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  299. 11:00 PM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  300. 11:30 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  301. Friday, May 13
  302. 2:30 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  303. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  304. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  305. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  306. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  307. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 7:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  312. 9:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  313. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  319. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  321. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  323. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  324. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  325. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 6:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  328. Friday Night
  329. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  330. 10:30 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  331. Saturday, May 14
  332. 1:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  333. 3:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  334. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  335. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  336. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  337. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  338. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Normal Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  339. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 11:00 AM The Smurfs 2
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  346. 1:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  347. 3:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  348. 5:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  349. Saturday Night
  350. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  351. 10:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  352. Sunday, May 15
  353. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 2:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  356. 2:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  357. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 3:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 4:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  360. 4:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  361. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  369. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  370. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  371. 10:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  372. 12:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  373. 2:30 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  374. 5:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  375. Sunday Night
  376. 8:00 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  377. 10:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  378. Monday, May 16
  379. 1:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  380. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  382. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  383. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  384. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  385. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  386. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  387. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  388. 7:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  389. 9:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  390. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  391. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)