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  1. Yesterday
  2. 11:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  3. Today
  4. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Pink Cupcakes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  5. 3:01 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Bullseye"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  6. 4:05 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Test of Strength"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  7. 5:05 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  8. 5:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  9. 6:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  10. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  11. 7:00 AM Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  12. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  13. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Another Night With Neil Diamond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  17. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  18. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  19. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  20. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Bodacious Vidalia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  22. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  23. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 5:30 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  26. 7:30 PM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  27. Tonight
  28. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  29. 10:33 PM Married "The Sandwich"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  30. 11:03 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  31. 11:36 PM Married "The Sandwich"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  32. Tomorrow
  33. 12:06 AM Married "Aftershocks"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  34. 12:37 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Clean Rockin' Daddy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  35. 1:10 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  36. 1:42 AM Married "The Sandwich"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  37. 2:12 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 2:42 AM FXM Presents
  39. 3:00 AM Breaking Bald
  40. 3:30 AM No defrosting or preheating
  41. 4:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  42. 4:30 AM Look Good Naked in 21 Days!
  43. 5:30 AM Goes Everywhere, Cleans Everything - Shark Rocket!
  44. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  45. 6:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  46. 7:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  47. 9:30 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  48. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "My Bodacious Vidalia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  49. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  50. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  52. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  54. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  60. 5:30 PM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  61. Tomorrow Night
  62. 8:00 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  63. 11:00 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  64. Saturday, August 1
  65. 2:00 AM Miss March
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  66. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  69. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  70. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  71. 6:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  72. 7:00 AM Ellen "Horshack's Law"
    • TV-PG
  73. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Freshman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  74. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  75. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  77. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  78. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 11:30 AM Something Borrowed
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  81. 2:00 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  82. 5:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  83. Saturday Night
  84. 8:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  85. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. Sunday, August 2
  88. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 1:00 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  91. 1:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  92. 2:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  93. 2:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  94. 3:00 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  95. 3:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  96. 4:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  97. 4:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  98. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  99. 5:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  100. 6:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  101. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  102. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  105. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  107. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 10:00 AM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  109. 1:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  110. 4:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  111. 7:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  112. Sunday Night
  113. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  114. 11:10 PM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  115. Monday, August 3
  116. 12:21 AM The Strain "Fort Defiance"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  117. 1:22 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  118. 2:32 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 3:02 AM Blademasters
  120. 3:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  121. 4:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  122. 4:30 AM Breaking Bald
  123. 5:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  124. 5:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  125. 6:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  126. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  127. 7:00 AM Darkness Falls
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  128. 9:00 AM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  129. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  130. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  131. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  132. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  133. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  134. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  141. Monday Night
  142. 8:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  143. 10:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  144. Tuesday, August 4
  145. 1:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  146. 3:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  147. 3:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  148. 4:00 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  149. 4:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  150. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  151. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  152. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  153. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  154. 7:00 AM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  155. 9:30 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  156. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  159. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  160. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  161. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  162. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  163. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  169. Tuesday Night
  170. 8:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  171. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  172. 11:01 PM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  173. Wednesday, August 5
  174. 12:02 AM Tyrant "The Awful Grace of God"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  175. 1:12 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  176. 2:13 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  177. 2:43 AM FXM Presents
  178. 3:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  179. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  180. 4:00 AM No defrosting or preheating
  181. 4:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  182. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  183. 5:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  184. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  185. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  186. 7:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  187. 9:00 AM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  188. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  191. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  192. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  193. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  194. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  195. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  197. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 6:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  202. Wednesday Night
  203. 8:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  204. 10:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  205. Thursday, August 6
  206. 12:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  207. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Blood Bath"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  208. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Tupperware Party Massacre"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  209. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 5:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  212. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  213. 6:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  214. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  215. 7:00 AM Ellen "Morgan, P.I."
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  216. 7:30 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  217. 9:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  218. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  220. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  221. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  222. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  226. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 4:30 PM The Incredible Hulk
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  229. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  230. Thursday Night
  231. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  232. 10:32 PM Married "Koreatown"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  233. 11:02 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  234. 11:34 PM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  235. Friday, August 7
  236. 12:04 AM Married "The Sandwich"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  237. 12:34 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  238. 1:06 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  239. 1:38 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  240. 2:08 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  241. 2:38 AM FXM Presents
  242. 3:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  243. 3:30 AM No defrosting or preheating
  244. 4:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  245. 4:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  246. 5:00 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  247. 5:30 AM Goes Everywhere, Cleans Everything - Shark Rocket!
  248. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  249. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 7:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  251. 9:00 AM The Incredible Hulk
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  252. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  254. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  255. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  256. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  261. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  263. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  264. Friday Night
  265. 8:00 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  266. 11:00 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  267. Saturday, August 8
  268. 2:00 AM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  269. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  270. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  271. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  272. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  273. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  274. 7:00 AM Ellen "Oh, Sweet Rapture"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  275. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  278. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 10:30 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  282. 12:30 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  283. 3:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  284. 6:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  285. Saturday Night
  286. 9:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  287. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. Sunday, August 9
  290. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 1:00 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  293. 1:32 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  294. 2:02 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  295. 2:33 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  296. 3:03 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  297. 3:35 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  298. 4:05 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  299. 4:36 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  300. 5:06 AM Paid Programming
  301. 5:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  302. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Living Conditions"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  305. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  310. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 11:00 AM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  312. 2:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  313. 5:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  314. 7:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  315. Sunday Night
  316. 10:00 PM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  317. 11:30 PM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  318. Monday, August 10
  319. 12:30 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  320. 1:30 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  321. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  322. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 5:00 AM Cordless Power by Hoover
  327. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 7:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  331. 9:30 AM Undisputed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  332. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  333. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  334. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  335. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  337. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Go For Broke"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  340. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 5:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  344. Monday Night
  345. 8:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  346. 11:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  347. Tuesday, August 11
  348. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  349. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 7:00 AM Undisputed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  357. 9:00 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  358. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  359. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  361. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  362. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  363. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  365. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  367. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 5:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  370. Tuesday Night
  371. 8:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  372. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  373. 11:00 PM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • TV-MA
  374. Wednesday, August 12
  375. 12:00 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  376. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • TV-MA
  377. 2:00 AM Louie "The Road: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  378. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  379. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  382. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  383. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  384. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  385. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  386. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  387. 7:00 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  388. 9:30 AM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  389. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  391. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  394. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  395. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  397. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  398. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 6:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  401. Wednesday Night
  402. 8:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13