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  1. Yesterday
  2. 7:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  3. Last Night
  4. 10:00 PM The Strain "Madness"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  5. 11:01 PM The Strain "Madness"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  6. Today
  7. 12:02 AM The Strain "Gone but Not Forgotten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  8. 1:03 AM The Strain "Madness"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  9. 2:04 AM Baskets "Cowboys"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  10. 2:34 AM Baskets "Sugar Pie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  11. 3:04 AM Paid Programming
  12. 3:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  13. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  14. 4:30 AM Body Beast
  15. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  16. 5:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  17. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  18. 6:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  19. 7:00 AM Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  20. 10:00 AM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  21. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  24. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  28. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  29. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 5:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  33. Tonight
  34. 8:00 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  35. 11:00 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  36. Tomorrow
  37. 2:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  38. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  39. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  40. 5:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  41. 5:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  42. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  43. 6:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  44. 7:00 AM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  45. 9:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  46. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  47. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  48. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  49. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  53. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  54. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  57. 4:30 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  58. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  59. Tomorrow Night
  60. 10:00 PM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  61. 10:31 PM Atlanta "The Streisand Effect"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  62. 11:04 PM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  63. 11:35 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  64. Wednesday, September 28
  65. 2:05 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  66. 2:36 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
  68. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  69. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  70. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  71. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  72. 5:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  73. 6:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  74. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  75. 7:00 AM The Forgotten
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  76. 9:00 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  77. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  79. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  80. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  84. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  85. 4:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  86. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  87. Wednesday Night
  88. 10:00 PM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  89. 11:00 PM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA
  90. Thursday, September 29
  91. 12:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  92. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA
  93. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Gift of the Magi"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  94. 3:20 AM Fargo "Rhinoceros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  95. 4:20 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 4:50 AM FXM Presents
  97. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  98. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  99. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  100. 6:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  101. 7:00 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  102. 10:30 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  103. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  104. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  105. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  109. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  110. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 5:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  113. 7:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  114. Thursday Night
  115. 10:00 PM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  116. 10:31 PM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  117. 11:02 PM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  118. 11:33 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  119. Friday, September 30
  120. 2:03 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  121. 2:34 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  122. 3:04 AM Paid Programming
  123. 3:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  124. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  125. 4:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  126. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  127. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  128. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  129. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  130. 7:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  131. 9:00 AM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  132. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  133. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  134. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  137. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  138. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  139. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  146. 6:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  147. Friday Night
  148. 8:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  149. 10:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  150. Saturday, October 1
  151. 12:30 AM My Boss's Daughter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  152. 2:30 AM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  153. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  155. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  156. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  157. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  158. 7:00 AM My Boss's Daughter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  159. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "People Who Love Peepholes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Big Girls Don't Throw Food"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  162. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Nine Magic Fingers"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  163. 11:00 AM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  164. 1:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  165. 3:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  166. 5:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  167. 7:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  168. Saturday Night
  169. 9:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  170. Sunday, October 2
  171. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 2:00 AM Louie "Pregnant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  176. 2:30 AM Louie "Bummer/Blueberries"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  177. 3:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Don't Wanna Die Anonymous"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  178. 3:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Clean Rockin' Daddy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  179. 4:00 AM Louie "Pregnant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  180. 4:30 AM Louie "Bummer/Blueberries"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  181. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  182. 5:30 AM NO MORE WRINKLES! - Summer Skincare Makeover Secrets Revealed!
  183. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  184. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  185. 7:00 AM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  186. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  187. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  188. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 10:30 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  190. 12:30 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  191. 2:30 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  192. 4:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  193. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  194. Sunday Night
  195. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  196. 11:01 PM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  197. Monday, October 3
  198. 12:02 AM The Strain "Madness"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  199. 1:03 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  200. 2:04 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 2:34 AM Baskets "Picnic"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  202. 3:04 AM Paid Programming
  203. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  204. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  205. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  206. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  207. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  208. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  209. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  210. 7:00 AM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  211. 9:30 AM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  212. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  213. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  214. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  216. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  217. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  218. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 6:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  224. Monday Night
  225. 8:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  226. 10:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  227. Tuesday, October 4
  228. 1:00 AM Anger Management
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  229. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  236. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  237. 7:00 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  238. 9:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  239. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  240. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  242. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  243. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  245. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  247. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  248. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 5:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  251. 7:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  252. Tuesday Night
  253. 10:00 PM Atlanta "Value"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  254. 10:30 PM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  255. 11:00 PM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  256. 11:30 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  257. Wednesday, October 5
  258. 1:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  259. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  261. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 7:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  270. 9:30 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  271. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  272. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  273. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  278. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  279. 4:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  280. 7:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  281. Wednesday Night
  282. 10:00 PM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  283. 11:00 PM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA
  284. Thursday, October 6
  285. 12:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA
  286. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA
  287. 2:00 AM Fargo "Did You Do This? No, You Did It!"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  288. 3:30 AM Fargo "Loplop"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  289. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 7:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  294. 9:30 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  295. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  296. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  297. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  298. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  300. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  301. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 6:00 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  307. Thursday Night
  308. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  309. 10:00 PM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  310. 10:30 PM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  311. 11:00 PM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  312. 11:30 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  313. Friday, October 7
  314. 1:30 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  315. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 7:00 AM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  326. 9:00 AM The Tourist
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  327. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  328. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  331. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Possum on Chemo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  339. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  340. 5:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  341. Friday Night
  342. 8:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  343. 10:30 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  344. Saturday, October 8
  345. 1:00 AM What's Your Number?
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  346. 3:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  347. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 7:00 AM The Tourist
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  352. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Not in My Mouth!"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  353. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The War Against Gingivitis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  354. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Palmdale, Ech"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Grandma's Pie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  356. 11:00 AM What's Your Number?
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  357. 1:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  358. 3:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  359. 5:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  360. Saturday Night
  361. 8:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  362. 10:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  363. Sunday, October 9
  364. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 3:00 AM Louie "Moving"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  369. 3:30 AM Louie "Joan"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  370. 4:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  371. 4:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  372. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 7:00 AM Monte Carlo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  377. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 11:30 AM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  382. 2:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  383. 4:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  384. 7:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R