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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 12:00 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  3. 2:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  4. 3:08 AM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  5. 5:08 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  6. 5:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  7. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  8. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  9. 7:00 AM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  10. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  13. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  14. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  15. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 12:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  17. 2:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  18. 4:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  19. 7:00 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  20. Last Night
  21. 9:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  22. 11:30 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  23. Today
  24. 12:38 AM Baskets "Circus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  25. 1:11 AM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 1:41 AM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 2:11 AM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 2:41 AM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 3:11 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  30. 3:41 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  31. 4:12 AM Louie "Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  32. 4:42 AM FXM Presents
  33. 5:00 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  34. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  35. 6:00 AM Business On The Go
  36. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  37. 7:00 AM Monte Carlo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  38. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  40. 10:30 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  41. 12:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  42. 3:30 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  43. 5:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  44. Tonight
  45. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  46. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  47. 11:08 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  48. Tomorrow
  49. 12:16 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  50. 1:24 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  51. 2:32 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 3:02 AM FXM Presents
  53. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
  54. 3:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  55. 4:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  56. 4:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  57. 5:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  58. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  59. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  60. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  61. 7:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  62. 9:00 AM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  63. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  64. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  65. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  68. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  70. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  72. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 6:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  78. Tomorrow Night
  79. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  80. 11:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  81. Tuesday, March 28
  82. 2:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  83. 3:08 AM Paid Programming
  84. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  85. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  86. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  87. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  88. 5:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  89. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  90. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Cooktop
  91. 7:00 AM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  92. 9:00 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  93. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  94. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  96. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  100. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 4:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  102. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  103. Tuesday Night
  104. 10:00 PM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  105. 11:03 PM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  106. Wednesday, March 29
  107. 12:05 AM Legion "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  108. 1:07 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  109. 2:10 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 2:40 AM FXM Presents
  111. 3:00 AM Midnight Special
  112. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  113. 4:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  114. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  115. 5:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  116. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  117. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  118. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  119. 7:00 AM Cold Creek Manor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  120. 9:30 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  121. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  122. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  124. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  125. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  126. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  129. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  130. 4:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  131. 7:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  132. Wednesday Night
  133. 10:00 PM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  134. 11:10 PM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  135. Thursday, March 30
  136. 12:20 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  137. 1:22 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  138. 2:33 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  139. 3:41 AM The Americans "Chloramphenicol"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  140. 4:41 AM FXM Presents
  141. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  142. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  143. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  144. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  145. 7:00 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  146. 9:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  147. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  148. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  149. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  150. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  151. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  152. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  153. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  154. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  155. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  156. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  157. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  158. 5:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  159. Thursday Night
  160. 8:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  161. 10:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  162. Friday, March 31
  163. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  164. 2:08 AM Fargo "Waiting For Dutch"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  165. 3:12 AM Paid Programming
  166. 3:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  167. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  168. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  169. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  170. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  171. 6:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  172. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  173. 7:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  174. 9:30 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  175. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  176. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  177. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  178. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  179. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  180. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  181. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  182. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peg o' My Heart Attack"
    • TV-14  (D)
  184. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Super Cop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Will Be Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  186. 5:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  187. Friday Night
  188. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  189. 11:00 PM Shots Fired "Hour One: Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  190. Saturday, April 1
  191. 12:00 AM Shots Fired "Hour Two: Betrayal of Trust"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  192. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  193. 2:08 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  194. 5:08 AM Paid Programming
  195. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  196. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  197. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  198. 7:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  199. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Good Wife"
    • TV-14  (D)
  200. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Weekend With Birdie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  201. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 11:30 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  204. 3:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  205. 6:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  206. Saturday Night
  207. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  208. 11:13 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "The Other Woman"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  209. Sunday, April 2
  210. 12:23 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  211. 1:33 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  212. 2:42 AM Fargo "Before the Law"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  213. 4:13 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  214. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  215. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  216. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  217. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 7:00 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  219. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  220. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  221. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  222. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  223. 12:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. 4:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  225. 7:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  226. Sunday Night
  227. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  228. 11:04 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  229. Monday, April 3
  230. 12:07 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  231. 1:14 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  232. 2:17 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Tramps Like Us"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  233. 2:48 AM FXM Presents
  234. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  235. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  237. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  238. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  239. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  240. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 7:00 AM Mona Lisa Smile
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  243. 9:30 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  244. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  245. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  246. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  247. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  252. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Baby, Please Don't Go"
    • TV-14
  253. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Baby Bump"
    • TV-14
  254. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 5:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  256. Monday Night
  257. 8:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  258. 11:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  259. Tuesday, April 4
  260. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Myth of Sisyphus"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  261. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 7:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  270. 9:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  271. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  273. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  274. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  276. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  277. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  278. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  279. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Adoption Option"
    • TV-14
  280. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  281. 5:00 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  282. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  283. Tuesday Night
  284. 10:00 PM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  285. 11:00 PM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  286. Wednesday, April 5
  287. 12:00 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  288. 1:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  289. 2:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  290. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  291. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  295. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  296. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  297. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  298. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  300. 9:30 AM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  301. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  302. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  303. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  304. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  306. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  307. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  308. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "I See Love"
    • TV-14
  310. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  311. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  313. Wednesday Night
  314. 8:00 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  315. 10:30 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  316. Thursday, April 6
  317. 1:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  318. 3:00 AM The Americans "Clark's Place"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  319. 4:00 AM The Americans "The Rat"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  320. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 7:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  325. 9:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  326. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  327. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  329. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  330. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  332. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  334. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 5:30 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  338. Thursday Night
  339. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  340. 10:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  341. Friday, April 7
  342. 12:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  343. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 7:00 AM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  352. 9:30 AM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  353. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  355. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  358. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  359. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  362. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  363. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  364. 5:00 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  365. Friday Night
  366. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  367. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  368. Saturday, April 8
  369. 12:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG