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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 3:00 AM Midnight Special
  3. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  4. 4:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  5. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  6. 5:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  7. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  8. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  9. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  10. 7:00 AM Cold Creek Manor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  11. 9:30 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  12. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  13. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  15. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  16. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  17. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  20. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  21. 4:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  22. 7:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  23. Last Night
  24. 10:00 PM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  25. 11:10 PM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  26. Today
  27. 12:20 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  28. 1:22 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  29. 2:33 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  30. 3:41 AM The Americans "Chloramphenicol"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  31. 4:41 AM FXM Presents
  32. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  33. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  34. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  35. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  36. 7:00 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  37. 9:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  38. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  39. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  40. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  41. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  42. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  43. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  44. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  45. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  46. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  47. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  48. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  49. 5:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  50. Tonight
  51. 8:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  52. 10:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  53. Tomorrow
  54. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  55. 2:08 AM Fargo "Waiting For Dutch"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  56. 3:12 AM Paid Programming
  57. 3:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  58. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  59. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  60. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  61. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  62. 6:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  63. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  64. 7:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  65. 9:30 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  66. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  67. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  68. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  69. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  70. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  71. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  72. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  73. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peg o' My Heart Attack"
    • TV-14  (D)
  75. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Super Cop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Will Be Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  77. 5:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  78. Tomorrow Night
  79. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  80. 11:00 PM Shots Fired "Hour One: Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  81. Saturday, April 1
  82. 12:00 AM Shots Fired "Hour Two: Betrayal of Trust"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  83. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  84. 2:08 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  85. 5:08 AM Paid Programming
  86. 5:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  87. 6:00 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  88. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  89. 7:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  90. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Good Wife"
    • TV-14  (D)
  91. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Weekend With Birdie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  92. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 11:30 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  95. 3:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  96. 6:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  97. Saturday Night
  98. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  99. 11:13 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "The Other Woman"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  100. Sunday, April 2
  101. 12:23 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  102. 1:33 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  103. 2:42 AM Fargo "Before the Law"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  104. 4:13 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  105. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  106. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  107. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  108. 6:30 AM King of the Grill - Wood-Fired Cooking
  109. 7:00 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  110. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  111. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  112. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  113. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  114. 12:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  115. 4:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  116. 7:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  117. Sunday Night
  118. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  119. 11:04 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  120. Monday, April 3
  121. 12:07 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  122. 1:14 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  123. 2:17 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Tramps Like Us"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  124. 2:48 AM FXM Presents
  125. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  126. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  127. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  128. 4:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  129. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  130. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  131. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  132. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  133. 7:00 AM Mona Lisa Smile
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  134. 9:30 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  135. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  136. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  137. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  138. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  143. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Baby, Please Don't Go"
    • TV-14
  144. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Baby Bump"
    • TV-14
  145. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 5:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  147. Monday Night
  148. 8:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  149. 11:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  150. Tuesday, April 4
  151. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Myth of Sisyphus"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  152. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  153. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  154. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  155. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  156. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  157. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  158. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  159. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  160. 7:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  161. 9:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  162. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  164. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  165. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  167. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  168. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  169. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  170. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Adoption Option"
    • TV-14
  171. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  172. 5:00 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  173. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  174. Tuesday Night
  175. 10:00 PM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  176. 11:00 PM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  177. Wednesday, April 5
  178. 12:00 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  179. 1:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  180. 2:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  181. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  182. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  183. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  184. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  185. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  186. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  187. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  188. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  189. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  190. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  191. 9:30 AM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  192. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  193. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  194. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  195. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  197. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  198. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  199. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "I See Love"
    • TV-14
  201. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  202. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  204. Wednesday Night
  205. 8:00 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  206. 10:30 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  207. Thursday, April 6
  208. 1:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  209. 3:00 AM The Americans "Clark's Place"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  210. 4:00 AM The Americans "The Rat"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  211. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  212. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  213. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  214. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  215. 7:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  216. 9:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  217. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  218. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  220. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  221. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  223. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  225. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 5:30 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  229. Thursday Night
  230. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  231. 10:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  232. Friday, April 7
  233. 12:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  234. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  235. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  237. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  238. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  239. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  240. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 7:00 AM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  243. 9:30 AM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  244. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  246. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  249. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  250. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  253. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  254. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  255. 5:00 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  256. Friday Night
  257. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  258. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  259. Saturday, April 8
  260. 12:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  261. 2:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  262. 4:00 AM Fargo "Fear and Trembling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  263. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 7:00 AM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  268. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  271. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 11:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  273. 1:00 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  274. 4:00 PM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  275. 6:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  276. Saturday Night
  277. 8:00 PM The Smurfs 2
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  278. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  279. Sunday, April 9
  280. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 2:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Ghosts of Skibbereen"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  285. 2:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  286. 3:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  287. 3:30 AM Fargo "The Gift of the Magi"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  288. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  289. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 7:00 AM Ice Age: Continental Drift
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  294. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  296. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  297. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  298. 11:00 AM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  299. 1:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  300. 3:00 PM The Smurfs 2
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  301. 5:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  302. 7:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  303. Sunday Night
  304. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Hagsploitation"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  305. 11:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Hagsploitation"
    • TV-MA
  306. Monday, April 10
  307. 12:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  308. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Hagsploitation"
    • TV-MA
  309. 2:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  310. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  311. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 7:00 AM The Three Stooges
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  320. 9:00 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  321. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Shelter Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Happily Ever After"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Not a Father's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Woooo!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  326. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fight"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  327. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Minnesota"
    • TV-14  (D)
  328. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D)
  329. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  330. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  331. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 5:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  334. Monday Night
  335. 8:00 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  336. 10:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  337. Tuesday, April 11
  338. 1:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  339. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  348. 9:00 AM Act of Valor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  349. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  350. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  351. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Three Days of Snow"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  352. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Possimpible"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  353. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  354. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  357. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  358. 4:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  359. 7:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  360. Tuesday Night
  361. 10:00 PM The Americans "Crossbreed"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  362. 11:00 PM The Americans "Crossbreed"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  363. Wednesday, April 12
  364. 12:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  365. 1:00 AM The Americans "Crossbreed"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  366. 2:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  367. 2:30 AM FXM Presents