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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 8:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  3. 10:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  4. Today
  5. 1:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  6. 3:00 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  7. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  8. 4:30 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  9. 5:00 AM Amazing Abs
  10. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  11. 6:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  12. 6:30 AM Amazing Abs
  13. 7:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  14. 9:00 AM Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  15. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Changed My Mind About the Milk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  17. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Shelter Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Happily Ever After"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Not a Father's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Woooo!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  22. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Big Bag of Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  24. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 5:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  27. 7:30 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  28. Tonight
  29. 10:00 PM Better Things "Rising"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  30. 10:34 PM Better Things "September"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  31. 11:08 PM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  32. 11:42 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  33. Tomorrow
  34. 2:12 AM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  35. 2:46 AM FXM Presents
  36. 3:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  37. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  38. 4:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  39. 4:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  40. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  41. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved
  42. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  43. 7:00 AM Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  44. 9:30 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  45. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Big Bag of Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  47. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fight"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  48. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Minnesota"
    • TV-14  (D)
  49. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D)
  50. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Three Days of Snow"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  51. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  57. 5:30 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  58. Tomorrow Night
  59. 8:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  60. 11:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  61. Saturday, September 23
  62. 2:00 AM The Strain "The Last Stand"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  63. 3:04 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  64. 3:34 AM Louie "Travel Day/South"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  65. 4:04 AM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 4:34 AM FXM Presents
  67. 5:00 AM Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, Lionel Richie
  68. 5:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  69. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  70. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  71. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ferrets, Attack!"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  77. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Avoid the Chinese Mustard"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Something My Gynecologist Said"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  79. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Scream When I Pee"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  80. 11:30 AM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  81. 3:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  82. 6:00 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  83. Saturday Night
  84. 9:00 PM Spy
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  85. 11:30 PM The Orville "Old Wounds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  86. Sunday, September 24
  87. 12:30 AM The Orville "Command Performance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 1:30 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Neighbors From Hell"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  89. 2:32 AM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  90. 3:06 AM Baskets "Bail"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  91. 3:36 AM Baskets "Ronald Reagan Library"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  92. 4:06 AM Louie "Heckler/Cop Movie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  93. 4:36 AM FXM Presents
  94. 5:00 AM Stevie Wonder, The Jackson 5, Marvin Gaye
  95. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  96. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  97. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  98. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Possimpible"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  104. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  105. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Sorry, Bro"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  106. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Front Porch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 11:30 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  108. 2:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  109. 5:30 PM Spy
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  110. Sunday Night
  111. 8:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  112. 11:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  113. Monday, September 25
  114. 2:00 AM The Strain "The Last Stand"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  115. 3:04 AM Paid Programming
  116. 3:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  117. 4:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  118. 5:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  119. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  120. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  121. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  122. 7:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  123. 9:00 AM American Hustle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  124. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Old King Clancy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  125. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Murtaugh"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  126. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mosbius Designs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  127. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Three Days Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  128. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Right Place Right Time"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  129. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "As Fast as She Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  130. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "One Nut Johnson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Santa a Tail-Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 5:30 PM American Reunion
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  136. Monday Night
  137. 8:00 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  138. 10:30 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  139. Tuesday, September 26
  140. 1:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  141. 3:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  142. 3:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  143. 4:00 AM Balding Solutions
  144. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  145. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  146. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  147. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  148. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  149. 7:00 AM American Hustle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  150. 10:00 AM American Reunion
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  151. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "One Nut Johnson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  152. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Santa a Tail-Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  153. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Leap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  154. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  155. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Welcome to Alancrest"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  157. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Grab a Feather and Get in Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  161. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  162. Tuesday Night
  163. 10:00 PM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  164. 11:13 PM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  165. Wednesday, September 27
  166. 12:26 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Neighbors From Hell"
    • TV-MA
  167. 1:28 AM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  168. 2:41 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 3:11 AM FXM Presents
  170. 3:19 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  171. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  172. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  173. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  174. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 5:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  176. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  177. 7:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  178. 9:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  179. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Welcome to Alancrest"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  180. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Grab a Feather and Get in Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  182. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  183. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  184. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  185. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D)
  186. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Run Steven Staven! Run!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  191. Wednesday Night
  192. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  193. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  194. Thursday, September 28
  195. 2:00 AM The Strain "Collaborators"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  196. 3:00 AM The Strain "White Light"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  197. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 5:00 AM Amazing Abs
  200. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  201. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 6:30 AM Tai Cheng Master Dick Van Dyke
  203. 7:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  204. 9:30 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  205. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Run Steven Staven! Run!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  209. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  211. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  212. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  213. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 5:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  216. Thursday Night
  217. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  218. 10:00 PM Better Things "Robin"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  219. 10:34 PM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  220. 11:08 PM Better Things "Robin"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  221. 11:42 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  222. Friday, September 29
  223. 1:42 AM Better Things "Robin"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  224. 2:16 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 2:46 AM FXM Presents
  226. 3:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  227. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 4:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  230. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  231. 6:00 AM Cooking Made Easy
  232. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 7:00 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  234. 9:30 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  235. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  236. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  237. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  238. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D)
  239. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The 9:04 From Pemberton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  245. Friday Night
  246. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  247. 11:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  248. Saturday, September 30
  249. 2:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  250. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  251. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  252. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  253. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  254. 7:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Another Night With Neil Diamond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Bodacious Vidalia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  257. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  258. 9:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  259. 12:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  260. 3:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  261. 5:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  262. 7:30 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  263. Saturday Night
  264. 10:00 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  265. Sunday, October 1
  266. 12:30 AM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  267. 1:43 AM Better Things "Robin"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  268. 2:17 AM Baskets "Fight"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  269. 2:47 AM Baskets "Marthager"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  270. 3:19 AM Louie "Double Date/Mom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  271. 3:49 AM Louie "Dogpound"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  272. 4:19 AM Louie "Bully"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  273. 4:49 AM FXM Presents
  274. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  275. 5:30 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  276. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  277. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  283. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Rabbit or Duck"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  284. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  285. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  288. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 12:30 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  290. 2:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  291. 5:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  292. Sunday Night
  293. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  294. 11:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  295. Monday, October 2
  296. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  298. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  301. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 7:00 AM Looper
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  305. 9:30 AM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  306. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  308. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  309. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  310. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D)
  311. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  313. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 5:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  316. Monday Night
  317. 8:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  318. 10:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  319. Tuesday, October 3
  320. 12:00 AM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  321. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 7:00 AM Little Black Book
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  330. 9:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  331. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  333. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D)
  334. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  335. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  336. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  337. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  339. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  340. 4:30 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  341. 7:30 PM Jurassic World
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  342. Tuesday Night
  343. 10:00 PM American Horror Story: Cult "Holes"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  344. 11:00 PM American Horror Story: Cult "Holes"
    • TV-MA
  345. Wednesday, October 4
  346. 12:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  347. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Holes"
    • TV-MA
  348. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  349. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  350. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  359. 9:30 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  360. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  362. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  363. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  369. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 5:30 PM Jurassic World
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  371. Wednesday Night
  372. 8:00 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13