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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 2:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  3. 4:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  4. 7:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  5. Last Night
  6. 10:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  7. Today
  8. 1:00 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  9. 2:01 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  10. 3:02 AM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  11. 4:03 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  12. 5:04 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 5:34 AM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 6:04 AM Money Maker
  15. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  16. 7:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  17. 7:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  18. 8:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  19. 8:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  20. 9:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  21. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  22. 10:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  23. 12:00 PM Noah
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  24. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  25. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  26. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  27. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  29. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. Tonight
  35. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  36. 11:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  37. Tomorrow
  38. 1:00 AM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  39. 3:00 AM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  40. 5:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 6:00 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  42. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  43. 7:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  44. 7:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  45. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  46. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  47. 9:00 AM Shark Rocket Complete with DuoClean Technology - For Floors & Carpets
  48. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  49. 10:00 AM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  50. 12:30 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  51. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  56. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  57. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  58. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  59. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. Tomorrow Night
  63. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 8:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  65. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  66. Wednesday, August 23
  67. 2:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  68. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 6:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  71. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  72. 7:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  73. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  74. 8:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  75. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  76. 9:00 AM Tai Cheng Master Dick Van Dyke
  77. 9:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  78. 10:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  79. 12:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  80. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  81. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  84. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  88. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  89. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. Wednesday Night
  92. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  93. 10:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  94. Thursday, August 24
  95. 1:00 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  96. 2:02 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  97. 3:04 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  98. 4:05 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  99. 5:07 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  100. 6:07 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  101. 7:07 AM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 7:37 AM FXM Presents
  103. 8:00 AM Amazing Abs
  104. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  105. 9:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  106. 10:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  107. 12:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  108. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  109. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  110. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  111. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  116. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  117. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. Thursday Night
  120. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 8:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  122. 11:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  123. Friday, August 25
  124. 1:00 AM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  125. 3:00 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  126. 4:01 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  127. 5:01 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 5:31 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 6:01 AM Paid Programming
  130. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  131. 7:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  132. 7:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  133. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  134. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  135. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  136. 10:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • NR
  137. 12:00 PM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  138. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  139. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  140. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. Friday Night
  149. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  150. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 9:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  152. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  153. Saturday, August 26
  154. 1:30 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  155. 4:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  156. 6:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  157. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  158. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  159. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  160. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  161. 10:00 AM Rio
    • TV-G
    • G
  162. 12:00 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  163. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  164. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 3:00 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  166. 5:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  167. 7:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  168. Saturday Night
  169. 9:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  170. Sunday, August 27
  171. 12:00 AM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  172. 2:30 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  173. 3:32 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  174. 4:02 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  175. 4:34 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  176. 5:04 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  177. 5:34 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  178. 6:04 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  179. 6:36 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  180. 7:06 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  181. 7:36 AM FXM Presents
  182. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  183. 8:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  184. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  185. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  186. 10:00 AM Ellen "Three Strikes"
    • TV-PG
  187. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  193. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 2:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  196. 5:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  197. 7:30 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  198. Sunday Night
  199. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  200. Monday, August 28
  201. 1:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  202. 2:04 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  203. 3:08 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  204. 4:10 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  205. 5:14 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 5:44 AM FXM Presents
  207. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 6:30 AM Balding Solutions
  209. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  210. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  211. 8:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  212. 8:30 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  213. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  214. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  215. 10:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  216. 12:00 PM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  217. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  218. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  222. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  225. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. Monday Night
  229. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  230. 11:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  231. Tuesday, August 29
  232. 1:00 AM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  233. 3:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  234. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  235. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  236. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  237. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  238. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  239. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  240. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  241. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  242. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  243. 10:00 AM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  244. 12:30 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  245. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  246. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  252. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  253. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. Tuesday Night
  256. 8:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  257. 10:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  258. Wednesday, August 30
  259. 2:00 AM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  260. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  261. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  262. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  263. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  264. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  265. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  266. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  267. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  268. 10:00 AM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  269. 12:30 PM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  270. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  271. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  272. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  277. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 7:30 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  280. Wednesday Night
  281. 9:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  282. Thursday, August 31
  283. 1:00 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  284. 2:00 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  285. 3:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  286. 4:00 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  287. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 9"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  288. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 10"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  289. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  291. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  295. 10:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  296. 12:30 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  297. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  298. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  300. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  301. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Your Mother Met Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 7:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  308. Thursday Night
  309. 11:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  310. Friday, September 1
  311. 2:00 AM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  312. 5:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  313. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 10:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  322. 12:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  323. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  325. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  330. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  335. Friday Night
  336. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  337. 8:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  338. 11:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  339. Saturday, September 2
  340. 2:30 AM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  341. 6:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  342. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 10:00 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  347. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  350. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  351. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  352. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  353. 3:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  354. 5:30 PM Hall Pass
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  355. Saturday Night
  356. 8:00 PM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  357. 10:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  358. Sunday, September 3
  359. 12:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  360. 2:30 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  361. 3:30 AM Better Things "Duke's Chorus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  362. 4:00 AM Better Things "Scary Fun"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  363. 4:30 AM Louie "The Road: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  364. 5:00 AM Louie "The Road: Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  365. 5:30 AM Better Things "Duke's Chorus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  366. 6:00 AM Better Things "Scary Fun"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  367. 6:30 AM Louie "The Road: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  368. 7:00 AM Louie "The Road: Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  369. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  370. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  371. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  372. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  378. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  379. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)