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  2. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  3. 2:14 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA
  4. 3:28 AM Fargo "The Law of Vacant Places"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  5. 4:57 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA
  6. 6:12 AM The Americans "Dinner for Seven"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  7. 7:12 AM The Americans "A Roy Rogers in Franconia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  8. 8:12 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 8:42 AM Back Pain Solved
  10. 9:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  11. 9:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  12. 10:00 AM Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  13. 12:30 PM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  14. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  15. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  16. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  18. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  19. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  20. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  21. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  22. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  23. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. Last Night
  25. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  26. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  27. 11:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  28. Today
  29. 2:00 AM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  32. 6:00 AM Balding Solutions
  33. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  34. 7:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  35. 7:30 AM Amazing Abs
  36. 8:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  37. 9:00 AM Balding Solutions
  38. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  39. 10:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  40. 12:30 PM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  41. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  42. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  43. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  47. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  51. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. Tonight
  53. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  54. 11:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  55. Tomorrow
  56. 3:00 AM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  57. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 8:00 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  60. 8:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  61. 9:00 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  62. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  63. 10:00 AM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  64. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  68. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  70. 3:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  71. 6:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  72. Tomorrow Night
  73. 9:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  74. 11:00 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  75. Sunday, April 30
  76. 1:30 AM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  77. 4:00 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  78. 4:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  79. 5:07 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  80. 5:37 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  81. 6:07 AM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 6:37 AM The Americans "Persona Non Grata"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  83. 7:43 AM FXM Presents
  84. 8:00 AM Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, Lionel Richie
  85. 8:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  86. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  87. 9:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  88. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  91. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  93. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  94. 1:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  95. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  96. 6:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  97. Sunday Night
  98. 9:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  99. 11:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  100. Monday, May 1
  101. 1:30 AM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  102. 4:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  103. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  104. 6:30 AM Don't Live With Wrinkles! New Breakthrough Used by Top Celebrities!
  105. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  106. 7:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  107. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  108. 8:30 AM Balding Solutions
  109. 9:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  110. 9:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  111. 10:00 AM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  112. 1:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  113. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  114. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  115. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  117. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  119. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  120. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. Monday Night
  123. 8:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  124. 11:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  125. Tuesday, May 2
  126. 2:00 AM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  127. 5:00 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  128. 5:30 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  129. 6:01 AM Pressure Cooker
  130. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  131. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  132. 7:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  133. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  134. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  135. 9:00 AM Amazing Abs
  136. 9:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Cooktop
  137. 10:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. 12:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  139. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  140. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  141. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  144. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  145. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. Tuesday Night
  149. 8:00 PM 300
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  150. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  151. Wednesday, May 3
  152. 1:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  153. 2:11 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  154. 3:22 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  155. 4:32 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  156. 5:43 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  157. 6:13 AM FXM Presents
  158. 6:22 AM Paid Programming
  159. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  160. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  161. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  162. 8:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  163. 8:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  164. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  165. 9:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  166. 10:00 AM Mr. Popper's Penguins
    • TV-G
    • PG
  167. 12:00 PM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  168. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  169. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  170. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  171. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  172. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  174. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. Wednesday Night
  180. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  181. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  182. Thursday, May 4
  183. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  184. 2:08 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  185. 3:16 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  186. 4:30 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  187. 5:38 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Checking In"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  188. 7:08 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Chutes and Ladders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  189. 8:50 AM Back Pain Solved
  190. 9:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  191. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  192. 10:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  193. 12:30 PM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  194. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  199. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  202. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  203. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. Thursday Night
  206. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  207. 8:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  208. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  209. Friday, May 5
  210. 2:00 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  211. 5:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  212. 5:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  213. 6:00 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  214. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  215. 7:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  216. 7:30 AM Amazing Abs
  217. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  218. 9:00 AM Balding Solutions
  219. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  220. 10:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  221. 12:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  222. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  223. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  224. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. Friday Night
  235. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  236. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  237. 11:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  238. Saturday, May 6
  239. 2:00 AM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  240. 4:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  241. 6:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  242. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  243. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  244. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  245. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  247. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  248. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  249. 12:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  250. 3:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  251. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  252. Saturday Night
  253. 8:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  254. 11:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  255. Sunday, May 7
  256. 2:00 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  257. 5:00 AM Atlanta "B.A.N."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  258. 5:30 AM Atlanta "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  259. 6:08 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  260. 6:38 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  261. 7:09 AM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 7:39 AM FXM Presents
  263. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 8:30 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  265. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 10:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  268. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  270. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 2:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  272. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  273. Sunday Night
  274. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  275. 11:00 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  276. Monday, May 8
  277. 1:30 AM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  278. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 10:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  291. 12:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  292. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  294. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  298. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  301. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. Monday Night
  303. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 8:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  305. 11:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  306. Tuesday, May 9
  307. 1:30 AM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  308. 4:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  309. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 10:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  318. 12:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  319. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  327. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  328. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 7:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  330. Tuesday Night
  331. 10:00 PM Blackhat: Director's Cut
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • NR
  332. Wednesday, May 10
  333. 1:00 AM The Americans "Darkroom"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  334. 2:00 AM The Americans "Darkroom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  335. 3:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  336. 4:00 AM The Americans "Darkroom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  337. 5:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  338. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  339. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 10:00 AM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  348. 12:30 PM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  349. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  350. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  351. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  357. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  358. 7:00 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  359. Wednesday Night
  360. 9:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13