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  2. 9:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  3. 9:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  4. 10:00 AM Mona Lisa Smile
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  5. 12:30 PM Unfinished Business
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  6. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (L)
  7. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  8. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  14. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  15. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 7:30 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  17. Last Night
  18. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  19. Today
  20. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Valerie Solanas Died for Your Sins: Scumbag"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  21. 2:03 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Valerie Solanas Died for Your Sins: Scumbag"
    • TV-MA
  22. 3:06 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Mid-Western Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  23. 4:05 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Valerie Solanas Died for Your Sins: Scumbag"
    • TV-MA
  24. 5:08 AM Louie "Bummer/Blueberries"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  25. 5:38 AM FXM Presents
  26. 6:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  27. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  28. 7:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  29. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  30. 8:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  31. 8:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  32. 9:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  33. 9:30 AM Ninja Intelli-Sense Kitchen System - with Auto Spiralizer Plus Fettuccine & Spaghetti Blades!
  34. 10:00 AM Unfinished Business
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  35. 12:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  36. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  37. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  38. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  41. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D)
  44. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. Tonight
  47. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 8:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  49. 11:00 PM Trainwreck
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  50. Tomorrow
  51. 2:00 AM Trainwreck
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  52. 4:59 AM The Strain "New Horizons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  53. 5:59 AM The Strain "Belly of the Beast"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  54. 7:02 AM Louie "Pregnant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  55. 7:32 AM Louie "Bummer/Blueberries"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  56. 8:02 AM Amazing Abs
  57. 8:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  58. 9:00 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  59. 9:30 AM Amazing Abs
  60. 10:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  61. 12:00 PM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  62. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D)
  64. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  66. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  70. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. Tomorrow Night
  75. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 9:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  78. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  79. Friday, October 20
  80. 1:00 AM Better Things "Eulogy"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  81. 1:33 AM Better Things "Phil"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  82. 2:07 AM Better Things "Eulogy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  83. 2:40 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  84. 4:40 AM Better Things "Eulogy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  85. 5:13 AM Louie "Moving"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  86. 5:43 AM FXM Presents
  87. 6:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  88. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  89. 7:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  90. 7:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  91. 8:00 AM Amazing Abs
  92. 8:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  93. 9:00 AM Back Pain Solved
  94. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  95. 10:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  96. 12:00 PM The Three Stooges
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  97. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  99. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. Friday Night
  110. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  111. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  112. 9:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  113. 11:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  114. Saturday, October 21
  115. 1:30 AM This Is the End
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  116. 4:00 AM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  117. 7:00 AM Louie "Joan"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  118. 7:30 AM Louie "Country Drive"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  119. 8:00 AM Suze Orman's Financial Security NOW
  120. 8:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  121. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  122. 9:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  123. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. 2:30 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  133. 5:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  134. Saturday Night
  135. 9:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  136. Sunday, October 22
  137. 12:00 AM Jurassic World
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. 2:30 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Valerie Solanas Died for Your Sins: Scumbag"
    • TV-MA
  139. 3:33 AM Better Things "Eulogy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  140. 4:06 AM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 4:36 AM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 5:06 AM Louie "Subway/Pamela"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  143. 5:36 AM Louie "Oh Louie/Tickets"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  144. 6:06 AM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  145. 6:36 AM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 7:06 AM Louie "Subway/Pamela"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  147. 7:36 AM FXM Presents
  148. 8:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  149. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  150. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  151. 9:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  152. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 2:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  161. 6:00 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  162. Sunday Night
  163. 8:30 PM Jurassic World
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  164. 11:00 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  165. Monday, October 23
  166. 1:30 AM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  167. 4:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  168. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  169. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  170. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  171. 7:30 AM Amazing Abs
  172. 8:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  173. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  174. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  176. 10:00 AM The Brothers Solomon
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  177. 12:00 PM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  178. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  181. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  182. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Your Mother Met Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  187. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. Monday Night
  191. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 8:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  193. 11:00 PM Spy
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  194. Tuesday, October 24
  195. 1:30 AM Spy
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  196. 4:00 AM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  197. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  198. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  200. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  201. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  203. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 10:00 AM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  206. 12:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  207. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  208. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  211. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  216. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  217. 7:30 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  218. Tuesday Night
  219. 10:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  220. Wednesday, October 25
  221. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Winter of Our Discontent"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  222. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Winter of Our Discontent"
    • TV-MA
  223. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Valerie Solanas Died for Your Sins: Scumbag"
    • TV-MA
  224. 4:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Winter of Our Discontent"
    • TV-MA
  225. 5:00 AM Louie "Oh Louie/Tickets"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  226. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  227. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  228. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  229. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 10:00 AM Project Almanac
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  236. 12:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  237. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  239. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  243. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  244. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  246. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peg o' My Heart Attack"
    • TV-14  (D)
  247. Wednesday Night
  248. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Super Cop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 8:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  250. 11:00 PM Jurassic World
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  251. Thursday, October 26
  252. 1:30 AM Jurassic World
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  253. 4:00 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  254. 5:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  255. 6:00 AM The Strain "Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  256. 7:00 AM Louie "Come on, God"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  257. 7:30 AM Louie "Eddie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  258. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  259. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  260. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  261. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  262. 10:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  263. 12:00 PM Mama
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  264. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  265. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  270. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  272. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  273. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  274. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Will Be Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  275. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Good Wife"
    • TV-14  (D)
  276. Thursday Night
  277. 8:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  278. 10:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  279. Friday, October 27
  280. 1:00 AM Better Things "Blackout"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  281. 1:30 AM Better Things "Eulogy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  282. 2:00 AM Better Things "Blackout"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  283. 2:30 AM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  284. 5:30 AM Better Things "Blackout"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  285. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  286. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  287. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 10:00 AM Mama
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  294. 12:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  295. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  296. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  297. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend With Birdie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  301. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Wreck of the Vincent Moranto"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Baby, Please Don't Go"
    • TV-14
  303. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Baby Bump"
    • TV-14
  304. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Adoption Option"
    • TV-14
  305. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  306. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. Friday Night
  308. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  309. 8:30 PM Riddick
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  310. 11:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  311. Saturday, October 28
  312. 2:30 AM Furious 7
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  313. 6:00 AM Ouija
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  314. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  317. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  318. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "I See Love"
    • TV-14
  319. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  320. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  326. 2:00 PM Riddick
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  327. 4:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  328. 7:00 PM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  329. Saturday Night
  330. 9:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  331. 11:00 PM The Purge: Anarchy
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  332. Sunday, October 29
  333. 1:00 AM The Purge: Anarchy
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  334. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Winter of Our Discontent"
    • TV-MA
  335. 4:00 AM Better Things "Blackout"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  336. 4:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 5:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 5:30 AM Louie "Halloween/Ellie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  339. 6:00 AM Louie "Duckling"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  340. 6:30 AM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 7:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  342. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  343. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  352. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  353. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  354. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  355. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 2:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  357. 5:00 PM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  358. 7:00 PM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  359. Sunday Night
  360. 9:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  361. 11:00 PM Hotel Transylvania 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  362. Monday, October 30
  363. 1:00 AM Hotel Transylvania 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  364. 3:00 AM Surrogates
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  365. 5:00 AM Louie "Duckling"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  366. 5:30 AM Louie "Niece"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  367. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  373. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 10:00 AM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  376. 12:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  377. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  379. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  381. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  385. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. Monday Night
  390. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 9:00 PM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  393. 11:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  394. Tuesday, October 31
  395. 2:30 AM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  396. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  397. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  398. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  399. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  400. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  401. 8:30 AM Paid Programming