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  1. Yesterday
  2. 9:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  3. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  4. 10:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  5. 12:00 PM Noah
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  6. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  7. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  8. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  9. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  11. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. Last Night
  17. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  18. 11:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  19. Today
  20. 1:00 AM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  21. 3:00 AM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  22. 5:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 6:00 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  24. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  25. 7:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  26. 7:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  27. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  28. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  29. 9:00 AM Shark Rocket Complete with DuoClean Technology - For Floors & Carpets
  30. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  31. 10:00 AM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  32. 12:30 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  33. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  38. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  39. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  40. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  41. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. Tonight
  45. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 8:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  47. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  48. Tomorrow
  49. 2:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  50. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 6:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  53. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  54. 7:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  55. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  56. 8:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  57. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  58. 9:00 AM Tai Cheng Master Dick Van Dyke
  59. 9:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  60. 10:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  61. 12:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  62. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  63. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  66. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  70. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. Tomorrow Night
  74. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  75. 10:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  76. Thursday, August 24
  77. 1:00 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  78. 2:02 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  79. 3:04 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  80. 4:05 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  81. 5:07 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  82. 6:07 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  83. 7:07 AM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 7:37 AM FXM Presents
  85. 8:00 AM Amazing Abs
  86. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  87. 9:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  88. 10:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  89. 12:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  90. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  91. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  92. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  93. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  98. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  99. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. Thursday Night
  102. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 8:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  104. 11:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  105. Friday, August 25
  106. 1:00 AM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  107. 3:00 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  108. 4:01 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  109. 5:01 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 5:31 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 6:01 AM Paid Programming
  112. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  113. 7:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  114. 7:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  115. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  116. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  117. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  118. 10:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • NR
  119. 12:00 PM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  120. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  121. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  122. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. Friday Night
  131. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 9:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  134. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  135. Saturday, August 26
  136. 1:30 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  137. 4:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  138. 6:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  139. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  140. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  141. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  142. 9:30 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  143. 10:00 AM Rio
    • TV-G
    • G
  144. 12:00 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  145. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  146. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 3:00 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  148. 5:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  149. 7:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  150. Saturday Night
  151. 9:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  152. Sunday, August 27
  153. 12:00 AM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  154. 2:30 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  155. 3:32 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  156. 4:02 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  157. 4:34 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  158. 5:04 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  159. 5:34 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  160. 6:04 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  161. 6:36 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  162. 7:06 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  163. 7:36 AM FXM Presents
  164. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  165. 8:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  166. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  168. 10:00 AM Ellen "Three Strikes"
    • TV-PG
  169. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  175. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 2:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  178. 5:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  179. 7:30 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  180. Sunday Night
  181. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  182. Monday, August 28
  183. 1:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  184. 2:04 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  185. 3:08 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  186. 4:10 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  187. 5:14 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 5:44 AM FXM Presents
  189. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 6:30 AM Balding Solutions
  191. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 7:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  193. 8:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  194. 8:30 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  195. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  196. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  197. 10:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  198. 12:00 PM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  199. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  200. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  204. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  207. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. Monday Night
  211. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  212. 11:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  213. Tuesday, August 29
  214. 1:00 AM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  215. 3:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  216. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  217. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  218. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  219. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  220. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  221. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  222. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  223. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  224. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  225. 10:00 AM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  226. 12:30 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  227. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  228. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  234. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  235. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. Tuesday Night
  238. 8:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  239. 10:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  240. Wednesday, August 30
  241. 2:00 AM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  242. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  243. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  244. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  245. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  246. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  249. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 10:00 AM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  251. 12:30 PM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  252. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  253. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  254. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  259. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 7:30 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  262. Wednesday Night
  263. 9:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  264. Thursday, August 31
  265. 1:00 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  266. 2:00 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  267. 3:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  268. 4:00 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  269. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 9"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  270. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 10"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  271. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  273. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  274. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  275. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  276. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  277. 10:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  278. 12:30 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  279. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  280. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  282. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  283. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Your Mother Met Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  288. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 7:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  290. Thursday Night
  291. 11:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  292. Friday, September 1
  293. 2:00 AM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  294. 5:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  295. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  296. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  297. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  298. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  303. 10:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  304. 12:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  305. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  307. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  312. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  317. Friday Night
  318. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  319. 8:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  320. 11:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  321. Saturday, September 2
  322. 2:30 AM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  323. 6:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  324. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  327. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 10:00 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  329. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  332. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  333. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  334. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  335. 3:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  336. 5:30 PM Hall Pass
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  337. Saturday Night
  338. 8:00 PM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  339. 10:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  340. Sunday, September 3
  341. 12:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  342. 2:30 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  343. 3:30 AM Better Things "Duke's Chorus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  344. 4:00 AM Better Things "Scary Fun"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  345. 4:30 AM Louie "The Road: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  346. 5:00 AM Louie "The Road: Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  347. 5:30 AM Better Things "Duke's Chorus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  348. 6:00 AM Better Things "Scary Fun"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  349. 6:30 AM Louie "The Road: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  350. 7:00 AM Louie "The Road: Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  351. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  352. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  360. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  361. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 2:00 PM Hall Pass
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  365. 4:00 PM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  366. 6:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  367. Sunday Night
  368. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  369. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  370. Monday, September 4
  371. 1:00 AM The Strain "Extraction"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  372. 2:00 AM The Strain "Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  373. 3:00 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  374. 4:00 AM The Strain "Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  375. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  376. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  377. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  382. 8:30 AM Paid Programming