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  1. Yesterday
  2. 12:00 PM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  3. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  6. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  10. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  11. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 7:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  13. Last Night
  14. 10:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  15. Today
  16. 1:00 AM Baskets "Circus"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  17. 1:33 AM Baskets "Yard Sale"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  18. 2:07 AM Baskets "Circus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  19. 2:40 AM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  20. 5:10 AM Baskets "Circus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  21. 5:43 AM FXM Presents
  22. 6:00 AM What Not To Wear Every Day. What About What To Wear Every Day!
  23. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  24. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  25. 7:30 AM Amazing Abs
  26. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  27. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  28. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  29. 10:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  30. 12:30 PM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  31. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  32. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  36. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  37. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. Tonight
  42. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 9:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  45. 11:00 PM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  46. Tomorrow
  47. 1:00 AM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  48. 3:00 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  49. 5:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  50. 6:08 AM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  51. 8:08 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  52. 8:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  53. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  54. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  55. 10:00 AM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  56. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  59. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  60. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  61. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 3:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  63. 5:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  64. 7:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  65. Tomorrow Night
  66. 10:00 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  67. Sunday, March 26
  68. 12:00 AM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  69. 2:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  70. 3:38 AM Baskets "Circus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  71. 4:11 AM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 4:41 AM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 5:11 AM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 5:41 AM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 6:11 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  76. 6:41 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  77. 7:12 AM Louie "Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  78. 7:42 AM FXM Presents
  79. 8:00 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  80. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  81. 9:00 AM Business On The Go
  82. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  83. 10:00 AM Monte Carlo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  84. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  86. 1:30 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  87. 3:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  88. 6:30 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  89. Sunday Night
  90. 8:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  91. 11:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  92. Monday, March 27
  93. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  94. 2:08 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  95. 3:16 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  96. 4:24 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  97. 5:32 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 6:02 AM FXM Presents
  99. 6:06 AM Paid Programming
  100. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  101. 7:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  102. 7:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  103. 8:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  104. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  105. 9:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  106. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  107. 10:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  108. 12:00 PM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  109. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  110. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  111. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  114. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  116. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  118. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. Monday Night
  122. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 9:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  125. 11:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  126. Tuesday, March 28
  127. 2:00 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  128. 5:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  129. 6:08 AM Paid Programming
  130. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  131. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  132. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  133. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  134. 8:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  135. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  136. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  137. 10:00 AM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  138. 12:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  139. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  140. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  142. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 7:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  148. Tuesday Night
  149. 10:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  150. Wednesday, March 29
  151. 1:00 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  152. 2:03 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  153. 3:05 AM Legion "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  154. 4:07 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  155. 5:10 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 5:40 AM FXM Presents
  157. 6:00 AM Midnight Special
  158. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  159. 7:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  160. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  161. 8:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  162. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  163. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  164. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  165. 10:00 AM Cold Creek Manor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  166. 12:30 PM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  167. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  168. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  170. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  171. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  172. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  175. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  176. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  177. Wednesday Night
  178. 10:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  179. Thursday, March 30
  180. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  181. 2:10 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  182. 3:20 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  183. 4:22 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  184. 5:33 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  185. 6:41 AM The Americans "Chloramphenicol"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  186. 7:41 AM FXM Presents
  187. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  188. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  189. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 10:00 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  192. 12:00 PM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  193. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  194. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  195. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  196. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  197. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  198. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  199. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  200. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  201. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  202. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  203. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  204. Thursday Night
  205. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  206. 11:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  207. Friday, March 31
  208. 1:30 AM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  209. 4:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  210. 5:08 AM Fargo "Waiting For Dutch"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  211. 6:12 AM Paid Programming
  212. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  213. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  214. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  215. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  216. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  217. 9:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  218. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  219. 10:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  220. 12:30 PM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  221. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  222. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  223. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  224. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  225. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  226. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  227. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  228. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peg o' My Heart Attack"
    • TV-14  (D)
  230. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Super Cop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. Friday Night
  232. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Will Be Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  233. 8:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  234. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  235. Saturday, April 1
  236. 2:00 AM Shots Fired "Hour One: Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  237. 3:00 AM Shots Fired "Hour Two: Betrayal of Trust"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  238. 4:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  239. 5:08 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  240. 8:08 AM Paid Programming
  241. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  243. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  244. 10:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  245. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Good Wife"
    • TV-14  (D)
  246. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend With Birdie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  247. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 2:30 PM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  250. 6:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  251. Saturday Night
  252. 9:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  253. Sunday, April 2
  254. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  255. 2:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "The Other Woman"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  256. 3:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  257. 4:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  258. 6:00 AM Fargo "Before the Law"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  259. 7:30 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  260. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  261. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  262. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  263. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  264. 10:00 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  265. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  266. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  267. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  268. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  269. 3:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  270. 7:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  271. Sunday Night
  272. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  273. Monday, April 3
  274. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  275. 2:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  276. 3:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  277. 4:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  278. 5:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Tramps Like Us"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  279. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  280. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 10:00 AM Mona Lisa Smile
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  289. 12:30 PM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  290. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  291. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  292. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  293. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  298. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Baby, Please Don't Go"
    • TV-14
  299. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Baby Bump"
    • TV-14
  300. Monday Night
  301. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 8:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  303. 11:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  304. Tuesday, April 4
  305. 2:00 AM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  306. 5:00 AM Fargo "The Myth of Sisyphus"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  307. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 10:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  316. 12:30 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  317. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  319. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  320. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  322. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  323. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  324. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  325. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Adoption Option"
    • TV-14
  326. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  327. Tuesday Night
  328. 8:00 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  329. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  330. Wednesday, April 5
  331. 1:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  332. 2:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  333. 3:00 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  334. 4:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  335. 5:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  336. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  337. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 10:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  346. 12:30 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  347. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  348. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  349. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  350. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  352. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  353. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  354. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "I See Love"
    • TV-14
  356. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  357. Wednesday Night
  358. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  360. 11:00 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  361. Thursday, April 6
  362. 1:30 AM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  363. 4:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  364. 6:00 AM The Americans "Clark's Place"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  365. 7:00 AM The Americans "The Rat"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  366. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  369. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  370. 10:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  371. 12:00 PM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R