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  1. Yesterday
  2. 6:00 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  3. 6:30 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  4. 7:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  5. 7:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  6. 8:00 AM Beauty Secrets & Celebrity Makeup Tips You Will Love, all in 1 Minute!
  7. 8:30 AM Balding Solutions
  8. 9:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  9. 9:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  10. 10:00 AM The Purge: Anarchy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  11. 12:00 PM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  12. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  13. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  14. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  15. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  16. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  17. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  18. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  19. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  20. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "One False Move, Zimbabwe!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  21. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. Last Night
  24. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 8:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  26. 11:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  27. Today
  28. 2:00 AM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  29. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Wants Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  30. 6:00 AM Landscaping Secrets
  31. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  32. 7:00 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  33. 7:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  34. 8:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  35. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  36. 9:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  37. 9:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  38. 10:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  39. 12:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  40. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  41. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "One False Move, Zimbabwe!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  42. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  43. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  44. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  45. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  46. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Possum on Chemo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  48. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. Tonight
  51. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  53. 9:00 PM Colombiana
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  54. 11:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  55. Tomorrow
  56. 1:00 AM The Americans "The World Council of Churches"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  57. 2:12 AM The Americans "The World Council of Churches"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  58. 3:24 AM The Americans "Dyatkovo"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  59. 4:25 AM The Americans "The World Council of Churches"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  60. 5:38 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  61. 6:23 AM FXM Presents
  62. 6:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  63. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  64. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  65. 8:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  66. 8:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  67. 9:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  68. 9:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  69. 10:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  70. 12:00 PM Colombiana
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  71. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Possum on Chemo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  73. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  74. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  75. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  76. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  77. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  78. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  79. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  80. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  81. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  82. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peg o' My Heart Attack"
    • TV-14  (D)
  83. Tomorrow Night
  84. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  85. 10:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  86. Thursday, May 25
  87. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Lord of No Mercy"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  88. 2:04 AM Fargo "The Lord of No Mercy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  89. 3:08 AM Fargo "The House of Special Purpose"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  90. 4:33 AM Fargo "The Lord of No Mercy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  91. 5:37 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Gets Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  92. 6:41 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Battle Royale"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  93. 7:42 AM FXM Presents
  94. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  95. 8:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  96. 9:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  97. 10:00 AM The Three Stooges
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  98. 12:00 PM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  99. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  100. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  101. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  102. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Not in My Mouth!"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  107. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The War Against Gingivitis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  108. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Super Cop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Will Be Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  110. Thursday Night
  111. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  112. 11:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  113. Friday, May 26
  114. 2:30 AM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  115. 6:00 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  116. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  117. 7:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  118. 7:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  119. 8:00 AM Amazing Abs
  120. 8:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  121. 9:00 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  122. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  123. 10:00 AM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  124. 12:30 PM Savages
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  125. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Not in My Mouth!"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  126. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The War Against Gingivitis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  127. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  128. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  130. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Good Wife"
    • TV-14  (D)
  131. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend With Birdie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  132. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Wreck of the Vincent Moranto"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Palmdale, Ech"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. Friday Night
  135. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Grandma's Pie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  136. 8:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  137. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. Saturday, May 27
  139. 2:00 AM Blackhat: Director's Cut
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  140. 5:00 AM Blackhat: Director's Cut
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  141. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  142. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  143. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  144. 9:30 AM Amazing Abs
  145. 10:00 AM Savages
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  146. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Baby, Please Don't Go"
    • TV-14
  147. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. Hose Says Yes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Why We Gave Up Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Straw in My Donut Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  150. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 3:30 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  152. 5:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  153. Saturday Night
  154. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  155. 11:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  156. Sunday, May 28
  157. 1:30 AM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  158. 4:00 AM Baskets "Freaks"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  159. 4:31 AM Baskets "Reverie"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  160. 5:01 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  161. 5:31 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  162. 6:01 AM Baskets "Freaks"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  163. 6:32 AM Baskets "Reverie"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  164. 7:02 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  165. 7:32 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  166. 8:02 AM Paid Programming
  167. 8:30 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  168. 9:00 AM Money Maker
  169. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  170. 10:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  171. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Baby Bump"
    • TV-14
  172. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  173. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  174. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  176. 2:30 PM Rango
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  177. 5:00 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  178. 7:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  179. Sunday Night
  180. 9:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  181. 11:00 PM Home
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  182. Monday, May 29
  183. 1:00 AM Home
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  184. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Adoption Option"
    • TV-14
  185. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  186. 4:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Be Our Guest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  187. 5:05 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  188. 5:37 AM FXM Presents
  189. 6:00 AM Money Maker
  190. 6:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  191. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 7:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  193. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 8:30 AM Balding Solutions
  195. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  196. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  197. 10:00 AM Ellen "The Spa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  198. 10:30 AM Ellen "Ballet Class"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  199. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  200. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "I See Love"
    • TV-14
  201. 12:00 PM Rango
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  202. 2:30 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  203. 4:30 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  204. 6:30 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  205. Monday Night
  206. 8:30 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  207. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  208. Tuesday, May 30
  209. 1:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  210. 3:00 AM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  211. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "I See Love"
    • TV-14
  212. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  213. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  215. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  216. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  217. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  219. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  220. 10:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  221. 12:30 PM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  222. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Changed My Mind About the Milk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  223. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Big Bag of Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  225. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  226. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  227. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  229. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  231. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. Tuesday Night
  233. 8:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  234. 10:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  235. Wednesday, May 31
  236. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Soviet Division"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  237. 2:30 AM The Americans "The Soviet Division"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  238. 3:30 AM The Americans "The World Council of Churches"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  239. 4:30 AM The Americans "The Soviet Division"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  240. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  241. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  242. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  243. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  244. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  245. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  246. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  247. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  248. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  249. 10:00 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  250. 12:30 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  251. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  252. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  254. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  259. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ferrets, Attack!"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  260. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  261. Wednesday Night
  262. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  263. Thursday, June 1
  264. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Inevitability"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  265. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Inevitability"
    • TV-MA
  266. 3:00 AM Fargo "The Lord of No Mercy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  267. 4:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Inevitability"
    • TV-MA
  268. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  269. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  270. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  272. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  273. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  274. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  275. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  276. 10:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  277. 12:00 PM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  278. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  279. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ferrets, Attack!"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  280. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  281. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  282. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  284. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  285. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  286. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Avoid the Chinese Mustard"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something My Gynecologist Said"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  288. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. Thursday Night
  291. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  292. 11:00 PM The Boy Next Door
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  293. Friday, June 2
  294. 1:00 AM The Boy Next Door
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  295. 3:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  296. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  297. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  298. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  303. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  304. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  305. 10:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  306. 12:00 PM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  307. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Avoid the Chinese Mustard"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Something My Gynecologist Said"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  309. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Shelter Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Happily Ever After"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Not a Father's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Woooo!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  314. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  316. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. Friday Night
  319. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Scream When I Pee"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  320. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "One Nut Johnson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  321. 9:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  322. 11:00 PM Home
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  323. Saturday, June 3
  324. 1:00 AM Home
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  325. 3:00 AM American Reunion
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  326. 5:30 AM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  327. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  330. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  331. 10:00 AM American Reunion
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  332. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Santa a Tail-Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  333. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Welcome to Alancrest"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  334. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Grab a Feather and Get in Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Run Steven Staven! Run!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 2:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  337. 5:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  338. 7:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  339. Saturday Night
  340. 9:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  341. 11:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  342. Sunday, June 4
  343. 1:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  344. 3:00 AM The Americans "The Soviet Division"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  345. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 4:30 AM Baskets "Bail"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  347. 5:00 AM Baskets "Ronald Reagan Library"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  348. 5:30 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  349. 6:00 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  350. 6:30 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  351. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  352. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 10:00 AM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  357. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fight"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  359. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Minnesota"
    • TV-14  (D)
  360. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D)
  361. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Three Days of Snow"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  362. 3:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  363. 5:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  364. 7:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  365. Sunday Night
  366. 9:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  367. 11:00 PM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  368. Monday, June 5
  369. 1:00 AM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  370. 3:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  371. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)