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  1. Yesterday
  2. 12:30 PM Monte Carlo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  3. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  4. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  5. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  6. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D)
  7. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  9. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 7:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  13. Last Night
  14. 10:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  15. Today
  16. 1:00 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  17. 4:00 AM Legion "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  18. 5:07 AM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 5:37 AM FXM Presents
  20. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  21. 6:30 AM Tailgate With The NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Healthy Fried Foods
  22. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  23. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  24. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  25. 8:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  26. 9:00 AM Sexy Abs!
  27. 9:30 AM Start The New Year Resolution With Precision Induction Technology
  28. 10:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  29. 12:30 PM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  30. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  34. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  35. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D)
  36. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. Tonight
  41. 8:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  42. 10:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  43. Tomorrow
  44. 1:00 AM Taboo "Episode 7"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  45. 2:23 AM Taboo "Episode 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  46. 3:47 AM Taboo "Episode 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  47. 5:11 AM Legion "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  48. 6:18 AM Paid Programming
  49. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  50. 7:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  51. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  52. 8:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  53. 8:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  54. 9:00 AM Sexy Abs!
  55. 9:30 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  56. 10:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  57. 12:30 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  58. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  61. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  62. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  65. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 7:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  69. Tomorrow Night
  70. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  71. Thursday, February 23
  72. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  73. 2:03 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  74. 3:06 AM Taboo "Episode 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  75. 4:30 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  76. 5:33 AM The Strain "White Light"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  77. 6:33 AM The Strain "Do or Die"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  78. 7:32 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 8:02 AM FXM Presents
  80. 8:05 AM Paid Programming
  81. 8:30 AM Fast Solution to More Hair
  82. 9:00 AM Say Goodbye to Dark Spots & Dark Marks & Hello to Flawless Radiance!
  83. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  84. 10:00 AM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  85. 12:00 PM Glee the Concert Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  86. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  91. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  92. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  93. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D)
  94. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  95. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. Thursday Night
  99. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 8:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  101. 11:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  102. Friday, February 24
  103. 1:00 AM Baskets "Marthager"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  104. 1:34 AM Baskets "Fight"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  105. 2:06 AM Baskets "Marthager"
    • TV-MA
  106. 2:40 AM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  107. 4:40 AM Baskets "Marthager"
    • TV-MA
  108. 5:14 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 5:44 AM FXM Presents
  110. 6:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  111. 6:30 AM Start The New Year Resolution With Precision Induction Technology
  112. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  113. 7:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  114. 8:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  115. 9:00 AM What Not To Wear Every Day. What About What To Wear Every Day!
  116. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  117. 10:00 AM Glee the Concert Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  118. 12:00 PM Red Tails
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  119. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  120. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D)
  122. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  123. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  124. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  125. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  128. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 7:30 PM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  130. Friday Night
  131. 11:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  132. Saturday, February 25
  133. 3:00 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  134. 4:03 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  135. 8:02 AM Paid Programming
  136. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  137. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  138. 9:30 AM Sexy Abs!
  139. 10:00 AM Red Tails
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  140. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  141. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  142. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 2:30 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  145. 5:00 PM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  146. Saturday Night
  147. 8:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  148. 11:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  149. Sunday, February 26
  150. 2:00 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  151. 3:03 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 3:33 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 4:03 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 4:33 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 5:03 AM Atlanta "Juneteenth"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  156. 5:35 AM Atlanta "The Jacket"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  157. 6:08 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  158. 6:38 AM The Strain "The Fall"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  159. 7:38 AM FXM Presents
  160. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  161. 8:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  162. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  164. 10:00 AM Ellen "The Toast"
    • TV-PG
  165. 10:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  166. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  167. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 3:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  171. 5:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  172. Sunday Night
  173. 8:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  174. 11:00 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  175. Monday, February 27
  176. 1:30 AM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  177. 4:00 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  178. 5:03 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 5:33 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  180. 6:03 AM Paid Programming
  181. 6:30 AM Fast Solution to More Hair
  182. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  183. 7:30 AM What Not To Wear Every Day. What About What To Wear Every Day!
  184. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  185. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  186. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  187. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  188. 10:00 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  189. 12:30 PM Sucker Punch: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  190. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  192. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  198. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. Monday Night
  201. 8:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  202. 11:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  203. Tuesday, February 28
  204. 2:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  205. 5:00 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  206. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  207. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  208. 7:00 AM Fast Solution to More Hair
  209. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  210. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  211. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  212. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  213. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 10:00 AM Sucker Punch: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  215. 12:30 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  216. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  218. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  219. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. Tuesday Night
  226. 8:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  227. 10:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  228. Wednesday, March 1
  229. 1:00 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  230. 2:30 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  231. 3:30 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  232. 4:30 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  233. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  236. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  237. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  238. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  239. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  240. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  241. 10:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  242. 12:00 PM Seven Pounds
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  243. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  247. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  248. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  251. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  252. 7:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  253. Wednesday Night
  254. 10:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  255. Thursday, March 2
  256. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  257. 2:30 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  258. 3:30 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  259. 5:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  260. 6:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  261. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  263. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 10:00 AM Seven Pounds
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  268. 12:30 PM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  269. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  270. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  271. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  274. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 6:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  277. Thursday Night
  278. 9:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  279. Friday, March 3
  280. 1:00 AM Baskets "Denver"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  281. 1:30 AM Baskets "Marthager"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  282. 2:00 AM Baskets "Denver"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  283. 2:30 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  284. 4:30 AM Baskets "Denver"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  285. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  286. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  287. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  295. 10:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  296. 12:30 PM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  297. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  307. 7:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  308. Friday Night
  309. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  310. Saturday, March 4
  311. 2:30 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  312. 6:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  313. 7:00 AM Louie "Something Is Wrong"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  314. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  315. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  322. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  323. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  324. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (L)
  326. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  327. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  328. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  329. 3:00 PM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  330. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  331. 7:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  332. Saturday Night
  333. 10:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  334. Sunday, March 5
  335. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  336. 2:30 AM Legion "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  337. 3:30 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  338. 4:30 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  339. 5:30 AM Louie "Telling Jokes/Set Up"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  340. 6:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  341. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  342. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 10:30 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  348. 12:30 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  349. 3:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  350. 6:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  351. Sunday Night
  352. 10:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  353. Monday, March 6
  354. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  355. 2:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  356. 3:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  357. 4:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  358. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  360. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  363. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  364. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  365. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  366. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 10:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  369. 12:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13