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Tomorrow
  1. 11:00 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  2. Today
  3. 2:00 AM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  4. 5:00 AM XXX: State of the Union
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  5. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 8:00 AM Wolfgang Puck's Cooking Secrets Revealed
  8. 8:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  9. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  10. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  11. 10:00 AM XXX: State of the Union
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  12. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  13. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  15. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  16. 2:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  17. 5:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  18. Tonight
  19. 8:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  20. 11:00 PM The Fault in Our Stars
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  21. Tomorrow
  22. 2:00 AM The Fault in Our Stars
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  23. 4:58 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  24. 5:29 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  25. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  26. 6:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  27. 7:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  28. 7:31 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  29. 8:02 AM Paid Programming
  30. 8:30 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  31. 9:00 AM Zombie Christmas
  32. 9:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  33. 10:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  34. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 3:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  39. 6:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  40. Tomorrow Night
  41. 9:00 PM Christmas With the Kranks
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  42. 11:00 PM The Santa Clause 2
    • TV-PG
    • G
  43. Monday, December 5
  44. 1:00 AM The Santa Clause 2
    • TV-PG
    • G
  45. 3:00 AM Christmas With the Kranks
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  46. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  49. 6:30 AM Don't Live With Wrinkles! New Breakthrough Used by Top Celebrities!
  50. 7:00 AM Zombie Christmas
  51. 7:30 AM Top Chef's Use Ronco Knives
  52. 8:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  53. 8:30 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  54. 9:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  55. 9:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  56. 10:00 AM Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  57. 1:00 PM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  58. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  59. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  60. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Your Mother Met Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  65. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. Monday Night
  69. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 8:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  71. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  72. Tuesday, December 6
  73. 2:00 AM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  74. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  77. 6:30 AM Grilling with Philips!
  78. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  79. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  80. 8:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  81. 8:30 AM Ninja Coffee Bar System with Sofia Vergara- Don't Wait In Long Lines For Expensive Coffee
  82. 9:00 AM Shark Rocket Complete with DuoClean Technology - For Floors & Carpets
  83. 9:30 AM Learn the Secret behind making Great Meals Made Easy, Safe & Fast
  84. 10:00 AM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  85. 12:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  86. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  87. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  90. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  97. Tuesday Night
  98. 8:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  99. 11:00 PM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  100. Wednesday, December 7
  101. 2:30 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  102. 6:00 AM Holiday Cooking in Minutes!
  103. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  104. 7:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  105. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  106. 8:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  107. 8:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  108. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  109. 9:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  110. 10:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  111. 1:00 PM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  112. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  119. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. Wednesday Night
  122. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 9:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  125. 11:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  126. Thursday, December 8
  127. 1:30 AM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  128. 4:00 AM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  129. 6:00 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  130. 7:07 AM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 7:37 AM FXM Presents
  132. 8:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  133. 8:30 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  134. 9:00 AM Shark Rocket Complete with DuoClean Technology - For Floors & Carpets
  135. 9:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  136. 10:00 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  137. 12:30 PM About Time
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  138. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  140. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  141. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  144. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. Thursday Night
  149. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 9:00 PM Ice Age: Continental Drift
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  152. 11:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  153. Friday, December 9
  154. 1:00 AM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  155. 3:00 AM About Time
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  156. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  158. 6:30 AM Learn the Secret behind making Great Meals Made Easy, Safe & Fast
  159. 7:00 AM A New Year, A New You with NutriBullet LEAN. Shed Pounds and Inches!
  160. 7:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  161. 8:00 AM Flat and Sexy Abs!
  162. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  163. 9:00 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  164. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  165. 10:00 AM Ice Age: Continental Drift
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  166. 12:00 PM Maid in Manhattan
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  167. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  169. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  171. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  172. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  178. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  179. Friday Night
  180. 8:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  181. 11:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  182. Saturday, December 10
  183. 2:00 AM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  184. 5:00 AM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  185. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  186. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  187. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  188. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  189. 10:00 AM Maid in Manhattan
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  190. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  191. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  194. 2:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  195. 5:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  196. Saturday Night
  197. 8:00 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  198. 11:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  199. Sunday, December 11
  200. 1:30 AM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  201. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 5:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  204. 5:33 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  205. 6:03 AM Louie "Pot Luck"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  206. 6:33 AM Louie "A La Carte"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  207. 7:03 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  208. 7:36 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  209. 8:06 AM Paid Programming
  210. 8:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  211. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  212. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  213. 10:00 AM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  214. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  216. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  217. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  218. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 3:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  220. 5:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  221. Sunday Night
  222. 8:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  223. 11:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. Monday, December 12
  225. 2:00 AM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  226. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  230. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  231. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  233. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  234. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  235. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 10:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  237. 12:00 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  238. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  240. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  242. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  244. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  246. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  247. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. Monday Night
  250. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 9:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  253. 11:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  254. Tuesday, December 13
  255. 1:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  256. 4:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  257. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 10:00 AM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  266. 12:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  267. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  268. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  269. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  270. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  271. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  272. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  273. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  274. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. Tuesday Night
  279. 8:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  280. 11:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  281. Wednesday, December 14
  282. 2:30 AM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  283. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  284. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  285. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  286. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  287. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 10:00 AM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  292. 1:00 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  293. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  296. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  297. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  298. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  299. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  300. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. Wednesday Night
  304. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 9:00 PM Christmas With the Kranks
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  307. 11:00 PM The Santa Clause 2
    • TV-PG
    • G
  308. Thursday, December 15
  309. 1:00 AM The Santa Clause 2
    • TV-PG
    • G
  310. 3:00 AM Christmas With the Kranks
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  311. 5:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  312. 6:00 AM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  313. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  314. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  317. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  318. 10:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  319. 12:00 PM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  320. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  321. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  323. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  324. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  325. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  326. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  327. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  328. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  329. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. Thursday Night
  332. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 8:30 PM Rango
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  334. 11:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  335. Friday, December 16
  336. 1:00 AM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  337. 3:00 AM A Thousand Words
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  338. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  341. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  342. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 10:00 AM A Thousand Words
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  349. 12:00 PM Rango
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  350. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  351. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  352. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  353. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  354. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  355. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  356. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  357. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. Friday Night
  362. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  363. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  364. 9:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  365. 11:00 PM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R