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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 10:00 AM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  3. 12:00 PM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  4. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  5. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 6:30 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  14. Last Night
  15. 9:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  16. Today
  17. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 7"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  18. 2:03 AM Legion "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  19. 3:06 AM The Americans "The Midges"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  20. 4:08 AM Legion "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  21. 5:11 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  22. 6:19 AM The Americans "Experimental Prototype City of Tomorrow"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  23. 7:19 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 7:49 AM FXM Presents
  25. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  26. 8:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  27. 9:00 AM Amazing Abs
  28. 9:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  29. 10:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. 12:00 PM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  31. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  34. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  38. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  39. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 7:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  41. Tonight
  42. 10:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  43. Tomorrow
  44. 1:00 AM Baskets "Circus"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  45. 1:33 AM Baskets "Yard Sale"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  46. 2:07 AM Baskets "Circus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  47. 2:40 AM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  48. 5:10 AM Baskets "Circus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  49. 5:43 AM FXM Presents
  50. 6:00 AM What Not To Wear Every Day. What About What To Wear Every Day!
  51. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  52. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  53. 7:30 AM Amazing Abs
  54. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  55. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  56. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  57. 10:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  58. 12:30 PM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  59. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  60. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  64. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  65. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. Tomorrow Night
  70. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 9:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  73. 11:00 PM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  74. Saturday, March 25
  75. 1:00 AM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  76. 3:00 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  77. 5:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  78. 6:08 AM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  79. 8:08 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  80. 8:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  81. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  82. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  83. 10:00 AM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  84. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  87. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  88. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  89. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 3:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  91. 5:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  92. 7:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  93. Saturday Night
  94. 10:00 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  95. Sunday, March 26
  96. 12:00 AM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  97. 2:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  98. 3:38 AM Baskets "Circus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  99. 4:11 AM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 4:41 AM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 5:11 AM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 5:41 AM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 6:11 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  104. 6:41 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  105. 7:12 AM Louie "Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  106. 7:42 AM FXM Presents
  107. 8:00 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  108. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  109. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  110. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  111. 10:00 AM Monte Carlo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  112. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  114. 1:30 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  115. 3:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  116. 6:30 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  117. Sunday Night
  118. 8:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  119. 11:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  120. Monday, March 27
  121. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  122. 2:08 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  123. 3:16 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  124. 4:24 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  125. 5:32 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 6:02 AM FXM Presents
  127. 6:06 AM Paid Programming
  128. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  129. 7:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  130. 7:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  131. 8:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  132. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  133. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  134. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  135. 10:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  136. 12:00 PM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  137. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  138. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  139. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  142. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  144. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  146. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. Monday Night
  150. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 9:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  153. 11:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  154. Tuesday, March 28
  155. 2:00 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  156. 5:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  157. 6:08 AM Paid Programming
  158. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  159. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  160. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  161. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  162. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  163. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  164. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  165. 10:00 AM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  166. 12:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  167. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  168. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  170. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  174. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 7:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  176. Tuesday Night
  177. 10:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  178. Wednesday, March 29
  179. 1:00 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  180. 2:03 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  181. 3:05 AM Legion "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  182. 4:07 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  183. 5:10 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 5:40 AM FXM Presents
  185. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  186. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  187. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  188. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  189. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 10:00 AM Cold Creek Manor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  194. 12:30 PM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  195. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  196. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  198. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  199. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  200. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  203. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  204. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  205. Wednesday Night
  206. 10:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  207. Thursday, March 30
  208. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  209. 2:30 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  210. 3:30 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  211. 4:30 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  212. 5:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  213. 6:30 AM The Americans "Chloramphenicol"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  214. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  215. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  216. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  217. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  218. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  219. 10:00 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  220. 12:00 PM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  221. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  222. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  223. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  224. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  225. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  226. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  227. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  228. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  229. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  231. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  232. Thursday Night
  233. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  234. 11:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  235. Friday, March 31
  236. 1:30 AM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  237. 4:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  238. 5:00 AM Fargo "Waiting For Dutch"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  239. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  240. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  241. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  242. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  243. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  244. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  245. 9:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  246. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  247. 10:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  248. 12:30 PM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  249. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  250. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  251. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  252. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  253. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  254. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  255. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  256. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peg o' My Heart Attack"
    • TV-14  (D)
  258. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Super Cop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. Friday Night
  260. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Will Be Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  261. 8:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  262. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  263. Saturday, April 1
  264. 2:00 AM Shots Fired "Hour One: Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  265. 3:00 AM Shots Fired "Hour Two: Betrayal of Trust"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  266. 4:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  267. 5:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  268. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  269. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  270. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  271. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  272. 10:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  273. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Good Wife"
    • TV-14  (D)
  274. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend With Birdie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  275. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 2:30 PM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  278. 6:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  279. Saturday Night
  280. 9:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  281. Sunday, April 2
  282. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  283. 2:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "The Other Woman"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  284. 3:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  285. 4:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  286. 6:00 AM Fargo "Before the Law"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  287. 7:30 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  288. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 10:00 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  293. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  294. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  295. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  296. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  297. 3:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  298. 7:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  299. Sunday Night
  300. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  301. Monday, April 3
  302. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  303. 2:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  304. 3:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  305. 4:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  306. 5:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Tramps Like Us"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  307. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  308. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  309. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  310. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 10:00 AM Mona Lisa Smile
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  317. 12:30 PM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  318. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  319. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  320. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  321. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  326. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Baby, Please Don't Go"
    • TV-14
  327. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Baby Bump"
    • TV-14
  328. Monday Night
  329. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 8:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  331. 11:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  332. Tuesday, April 4
  333. 2:00 AM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  334. 5:00 AM Fargo "The Myth of Sisyphus"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  335. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 10:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  344. 12:30 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  345. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  347. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  348. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  350. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  351. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  352. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  353. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Adoption Option"
    • TV-14
  354. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  355. Tuesday Night
  356. 8:00 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  357. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  358. Wednesday, April 5
  359. 1:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  360. 2:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  361. 3:00 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  362. 4:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  363. 5:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  364. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  365. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  366. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  367. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 9:30 AM Paid Programming