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  2. 3:34 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Tattoo You"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  3. 4:06 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  4. 4:37 AM Married "The Cruise"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  5. 5:07 AM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  6. 5:37 AM FXM Presents
  7. 6:00 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  8. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  9. 7:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  10. 7:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  11. 8:00 AM Supermodel Skin
  12. 8:30 AM Goes Everywhere, Cleans Everything - Shark Rocket!
  13. 9:00 AM The Graduate: Learn about innovative undergrad and graduate degrees earned quickly, affordably.
  14. 9:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  15. 10:00 AM Ellen "Two Mammograms and a Wedding"
    • TV-14  (L)
  16. 10:30 AM I Love You, Beth Cooper
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  17. 12:30 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  18. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  21. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Starts to Lose It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 7:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Ex-Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. Last Night
  30. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  31. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 9:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  33. 11:00 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  34. Today
  35. 1:30 AM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  36. 4:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  37. 7:00 AM Rescue Me "Torture"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  38. 8:01 AM The Jackson 5, Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder
  39. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  40. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  41. 9:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  42. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Fear, Itself"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  43. 11:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Beer Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  44. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Breaks Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 12:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & Jen Together Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  50. 3:00 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  51. 5:30 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  52. Tonight
  53. 9:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  54. Tomorrow
  55. 12:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  56. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 4:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  59. 4:30 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  60. 5:15 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  61. 6:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  62. 6:30 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  63. 7:15 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  64. 8:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  65. 8:30 AM FanDuel one-week fantasy football: How to play, compete and win
  66. 9:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  67. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  68. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  72. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 1:00 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  75. 3:30 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  76. 7:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  77. Tomorrow Night
  78. 10:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  79. Monday, August 31
  80. 1:00 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  81. 2:03 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  82. 3:05 AM The Strain "The Born"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  83. 4:06 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  84. 5:08 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 5:38 AM FXM Presents
  86. 6:00 AM Blade Dynasty
  87. 6:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  88. 7:00 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  89. 7:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  90. 8:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  91. 8:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  92. 9:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  93. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  94. 10:00 AM Glee the Concert Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  95. 12:00 PM Footloose
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  96. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  99. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  104. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  105. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  107. Monday Night
  108. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 9:00 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  111. 11:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  112. Tuesday, September 1
  113. 1:00 AM This Is the End
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  114. 3:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  115. 5:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 6:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  117. 6:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  118. 7:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  119. 7:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  120. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  121. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  122. 9:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  123. 9:30 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  124. 10:00 AM Footloose
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  125. 12:30 PM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  126. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  128. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  129. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. Tuesday Night
  138. 8:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  139. 11:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  140. Wednesday, September 2
  141. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  142. 2:11 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  143. 3:22 AM Tyrant "Desert Storm"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  144. 4:22 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  145. 5:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 6:02 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  147. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  148. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  149. 7:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  150. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  151. 8:30 AM Supermodel Skin
  152. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  153. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  154. 10:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  155. 12:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  156. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  161. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  162. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  164. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  166. Wednesday Night
  167. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 9:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. 11:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  171. Thursday, September 3
  172. 1:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  173. 3:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  174. 5:30 AM Rescue Me "Sparks"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  175. 6:30 AM Rescue Me "Chlamydia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  176. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  177. 8:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  178. 8:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  179. 9:00 AM Six Star Knife Set
  180. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  181. 10:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  182. 12:30 PM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  183. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  185. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  186. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  188. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  189. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. Thursday Night
  195. 8:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  196. 10:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  197. Friday, September 4
  198. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  199. 1:33 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  200. 2:03 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  201. 2:36 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  202. 3:06 AM Married "The Cruise"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  203. 3:36 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  204. 4:07 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  205. 4:40 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  206. 5:10 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 5:40 AM FXM Presents
  208. 6:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  209. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  210. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  211. 7:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  212. 8:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  213. 8:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  214. 9:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  215. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  216. 10:00 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  217. 12:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  218. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  221. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  222. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  226. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  227. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  228. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. Friday Night
  230. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  231. 8:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  232. 11:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  233. Saturday, September 5
  234. 3:00 AM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  235. 7:00 AM Rescue Me "Zombies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  236. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  237. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  238. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  239. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  240. 10:00 AM Ellen "Go Girlz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  241. 10:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Wild at Heart"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  242. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  245. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  246. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  248. 2:30 PM Death at a Funeral
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  249. 4:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  250. 6:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  251. Saturday Night
  252. 9:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  253. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  254. Sunday, September 6
  255. 1:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  256. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 4:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  259. 4:30 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  260. 5:02 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  261. 5:32 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  262. 6:01 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  263. 6:31 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  264. 7:03 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 7:32 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  266. 8:02 AM Paid Programming
  267. 8:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  268. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  269. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  270. 10:00 AM Ellen "When the Vow Breaks"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  271. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  275. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  276. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 1:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  278. 3:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  279. 6:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  280. Sunday Night
  281. 8:00 PM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  282. 10:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  283. Monday, September 7
  284. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  285. 2:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  286. 3:00 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  287. 4:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  288. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  293. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  294. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  295. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  298. 10:00 AM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  299. 12:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  300. 3:00 PM Empire "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  301. 4:00 PM Empire "The Outspoken King"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  302. 5:00 PM Empire "The Devil Quotes Scripture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  303. 6:00 PM Empire "False Imposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  304. 7:00 PM Empire "Dangerous Bonds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  305. Monday Night
  306. 8:00 PM Empire "Out, Damned Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  307. 9:00 PM Empire "Our Dancing Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  308. 10:00 PM Empire "The Lyon's Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  309. 11:00 PM Empire "Unto the Breach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  310. Tuesday, September 8
  311. 12:00 AM Empire "Sins of the Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  312. 1:00 AM Empire "Die But Once"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  313. 2:00 AM Empire "Who I Am"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  314. 3:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  315. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 10:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  328. 12:30 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  329. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  331. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  332. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  333. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  334. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  335. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  336. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  338. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. Tuesday Night
  341. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  342. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  343. Wednesday, September 9
  344. 2:00 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  345. 5:00 AM Rescue Me "Satisfaction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  346. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  349. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 10:00 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  355. 12:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  356. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  358. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  359. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  361. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  363. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  364. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. Wednesday Night
  367. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 9:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  370. 11:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  371. Thursday, September 10
  372. 1:00 AM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  373. 3:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  374. 5:00 AM Fargo "The Crocodile's Dilemma"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  375. 6:30 AM Fargo "The Rooster Prince"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  376. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  377. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 10:00 AM Ellen "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  382. 10:30 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  383. 12:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  384. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  385. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  386. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  389. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  390. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  393. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  394. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. Thursday Night
  396. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  397. 8:30 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  398. 10:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  399. Friday, September 11
  400. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  401. 1:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  402. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  403. 2:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)