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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 11:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  3. 2:00 AM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  4. 5:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  5. 7:00 AM Fargo "Palindrome"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  6. 8:06 AM Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, Lionel Richie
  7. 8:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  8. 9:00 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  9. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  10. 10:00 AM The Three Stooges
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  11. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  12. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  13. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  14. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  15. 2:00 PM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  16. 4:00 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  17. 6:00 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  18. Last Night
  19. 8:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  20. 11:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  21. Today
  22. 1:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  23. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 5:30 AM Atlanta "Go for Broke"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  28. 6:02 AM Atlanta "The Streisand Effect"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  29. 6:33 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  30. 7:06 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  31. 7:36 AM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  32. 8:06 AM Paid Programming
  33. 8:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  34. 9:00 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  35. 9:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  36. 10:00 AM Glee the Concert Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  37. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  39. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 2:00 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  42. 4:00 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  43. 6:30 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  44. Tonight
  45. 8:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  46. 11:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  47. Tomorrow
  48. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "You Mean All This Time We Could Have Been Friends?"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  49. 2:21 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "You Mean All This Time We Could Have Been Friends?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  50. 3:42 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Abandoned!"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  51. 4:45 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "You Mean All This Time We Could Have Been Friends?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  52. 6:06 AM Paid Programming
  53. 6:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  54. 7:00 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  55. 7:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  56. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  57. 8:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  58. 9:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  59. 9:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  60. 10:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  61. 12:30 PM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  62. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  65. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  69. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  70. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. Tomorrow Night
  74. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 9:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  77. 11:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  78. Tuesday, April 25
  79. 1:30 AM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  80. 4:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "You Mean All This Time We Could Have Been Friends?"
    • TV-MA
  81. 5:21 AM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 5:51 AM FXM Presents
  83. 6:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  84. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  85. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  86. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  87. 8:00 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  88. 8:30 AM Perricone MD Cold Plasma Sub-D
  89. 9:00 AM Amazing Abs
  90. 9:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  91. 10:00 AM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  92. 12:00 PM Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  93. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  94. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  95. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  96. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  102. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 7:30 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  105. Tuesday Night
  106. 10:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  107. Wednesday, April 26
  108. 1:00 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  109. 2:10 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  110. 3:20 AM The Americans "The Committee on Human Rights"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  111. 4:23 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  112. 5:33 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 6:03 AM FXM Presents
  114. 6:12 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  115. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  116. 7:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  117. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  118. 8:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  119. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  120. 9:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  121. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  122. 10:00 AM Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  123. 12:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  124. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  125. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  126. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  128. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  129. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  130. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. Wednesday Night
  135. 8:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  136. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  137. Thursday, April 27
  138. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  139. 2:14 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA
  140. 3:28 AM Fargo "The Law of Vacant Places"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  141. 4:57 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA
  142. 6:12 AM The Americans "Dinner for Seven"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  143. 7:12 AM The Americans "A Roy Rogers in Franconia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  144. 8:12 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 8:42 AM Back Pain Solved
  146. 9:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  147. 9:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  148. 10:00 AM Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  149. 12:30 PM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  150. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  151. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  152. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  154. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  155. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  156. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  157. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  158. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  159. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. Thursday Night
  161. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  162. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  163. 11:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  164. Friday, April 28
  165. 2:00 AM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  166. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  168. 6:00 AM Balding Solutions
  169. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  170. 7:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  171. 7:30 AM Amazing Abs
  172. 8:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  173. 9:00 AM Balding Solutions
  174. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  175. 10:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  176. 12:30 PM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  177. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  178. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  179. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  183. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  187. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. Friday Night
  189. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  190. 11:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  191. Saturday, April 29
  192. 3:00 AM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  193. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  196. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  197. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  198. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 10:00 AM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  200. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  204. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  206. 3:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  207. 6:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  208. Saturday Night
  209. 9:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  210. 11:00 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  211. Sunday, April 30
  212. 1:30 AM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  213. 4:00 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  214. 4:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  215. 5:07 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  216. 5:37 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  217. 6:07 AM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 6:37 AM The Americans "Persona Non Grata"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  219. 7:43 AM FXM Presents
  220. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 8:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  222. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  223. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  227. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  229. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  230. 1:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  231. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  232. 6:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  233. Sunday Night
  234. 9:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  235. 11:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  236. Monday, May 1
  237. 1:30 AM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  238. 4:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  239. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  240. 6:30 AM Don't Live With Wrinkles! New Breakthrough Used by Top Celebrities!
  241. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  242. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  243. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  244. 8:30 AM Balding Solutions
  245. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  246. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  247. 10:00 AM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  248. 1:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  249. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  250. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  251. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  253. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  255. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  256. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. Monday Night
  259. 8:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  260. 11:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  261. Tuesday, May 2
  262. 2:00 AM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  263. 5:00 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  264. 5:30 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  265. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  268. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 10:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  274. 12:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  275. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  276. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  277. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  280. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  281. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  282. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. Tuesday Night
  285. 8:00 PM 300
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  286. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  287. Wednesday, May 3
  288. 1:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  289. 2:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  290. 3:00 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  291. 4:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  292. 5:00 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  293. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  294. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  295. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  298. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  301. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 10:00 AM Mr. Popper's Penguins
    • TV-G
    • PG
  303. 12:00 PM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  304. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  305. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  307. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  310. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. Wednesday Night
  316. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  317. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  318. Thursday, May 4
  319. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  320. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  321. 3:00 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  322. 4:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  323. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Checking In"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  324. 6:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Chutes and Ladders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  325. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 10:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  330. 12:30 PM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  331. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  336. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  339. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  340. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. Thursday Night
  343. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  344. 8:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  345. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  346. Friday, May 5
  347. 2:00 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  348. 5:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  349. 5:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  350. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 10:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  359. 12:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  360. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  361. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  362. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. Friday Night
  373. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  374. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  375. 11:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13