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  2. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Screws a Prisoner's Girlfriend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Cops a Feel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  8. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  9. Last Night
  10. 8:00 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  11. 11:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  12. Today
  13. 2:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  14. 5:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  15. 8:00 AM Midnight Special
  16. 8:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  17. 9:00 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  18. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  19. 10:00 AM Ellen "Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  20. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  21. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  22. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  24. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  25. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  26. 1:30 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  27. 4:30 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  28. 7:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  29. Tonight
  30. 11:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  31. Tomorrow
  32. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 3:30 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  35. 4:01 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  36. 4:31 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  37. 5:01 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  38. 5:31 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 6:01 AM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  40. 6:31 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  41. 7:02 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  42. 7:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  43. 8:02 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  44. 8:30 AM Body Beast
  45. 9:00 AM Blade Boss
  46. 9:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  47. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  51. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  52. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  53. 1:00 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  54. 3:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  55. 7:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  56. Tomorrow Night
  57. 10:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  58. Monday, August 29
  59. 1:00 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  60. 2:03 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  61. 3:05 AM The Strain "Night Train"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  62. 4:05 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  63. 5:07 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 5:37 AM FXM Presents
  65. 6:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  66. 6:30 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  67. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  68. 7:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  69. 8:00 AM Body Beast
  70. 8:30 AM Power Now
  71. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  72. 9:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  73. 10:00 AM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  74. 12:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  75. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  78. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  80. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  81. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  82. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  83. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. Monday Night
  86. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 9:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  89. 11:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  90. Tuesday, August 30
  91. 1:00 AM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  92. 3:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  93. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  96. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  97. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  98. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  99. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  100. 8:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  101. 9:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  102. 9:30 AM Cook Perfect Meals Fast & Safe Everyday With Nuwave PIC
  103. 10:00 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  104. 12:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  105. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  106. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  107. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  108. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  110. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  112. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  113. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  115. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. Tuesday Night
  118. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  120. 9:00 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  121. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  122. Wednesday, August 31
  123. 2:00 AM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  124. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  126. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  127. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  128. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  129. 7:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  130. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  131. 8:30 AM Look up to 2 Sizes Smaller Instantly!
  132. 9:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  133. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  134. 10:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  135. 12:30 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  136. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  138. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  139. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  140. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  141. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  142. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  143. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  144. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  145. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. Wednesday Night
  148. 8:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  149. 10:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  150. Thursday, September 1
  151. 1:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  152. 2:14 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  153. 3:28 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  154. 4:42 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  155. 5:56 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Wants Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  156. 6:56 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Gets Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  157. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  158. 8:30 AM FXM Presents
  159. 8:39 AM Paid Programming
  160. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  161. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  162. 10:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  163. 12:00 PM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  164. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  165. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  166. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  167. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  168. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  173. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  174. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  175. Thursday Night
  176. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  177. Friday, September 2
  178. 1:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  179. 1:33 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  180. 2:05 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  181. 2:38 AM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  182. 4:38 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  183. 5:11 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 5:41 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
  185. 6:11 AM Paid Programming
  186. 6:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  187. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  188. 7:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  189. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  190. 9:00 AM Body Beast
  191. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  192. 10:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  193. 12:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  194. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  195. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  196. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  197. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  198. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  199. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  200. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  205. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  206. Friday Night
  207. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  208. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  209. Saturday, September 3
  210. 2:00 AM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  211. 5:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  212. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  213. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  214. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  215. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  216. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  217. 10:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  218. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  222. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  223. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  224. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  225. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  226. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  227. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  228. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  229. 4:00 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  230. 6:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  231. Saturday Night
  232. 9:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  233. Sunday, September 4
  234. 12:00 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  235. 3:30 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  236. 4:44 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 5:14 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 5:44 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  239. 6:14 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  240. 6:44 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  241. 7:14 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  242. 7:44 AM FXM Presents
  243. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  244. 8:30 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  245. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  246. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  247. 10:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  248. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 1:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  251. 4:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  252. 7:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  253. Sunday Night
  254. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  255. Monday, September 5
  256. 1:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  257. 2:03 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  258. 3:06 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  259. 4:07 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  260. 5:10 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  261. 5:43 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  262. 6:13 AM Paid Programming
  263. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  264. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  265. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  266. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  267. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  268. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  269. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  270. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  286. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. Monday Night
  291. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 8:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  293. 11:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  294. Tuesday, September 6
  295. 1:30 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  296. 4:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  297. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  298. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  303. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  304. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  305. 10:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  306. 12:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  307. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  309. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  310. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  314. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  315. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  316. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  317. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  318. Tuesday Night
  319. 10:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  320. Wednesday, September 7
  321. 1:00 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  322. 2:07 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  323. 3:14 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  324. 4:21 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  325. 5:28 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  327. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  331. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  332. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  333. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  334. 10:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  335. 12:00 PM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  336. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  337. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  338. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  339. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  345. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  346. 7:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  347. Wednesday Night
  348. 10:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  349. Thursday, September 8
  350. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  351. 2:30 AM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  352. 4:00 AM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  353. 5:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Battle Royale"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  354. 6:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Be Our Guest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  355. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  356. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  359. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  360. 10:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  361. 12:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  362. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  363. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  364. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  366. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  367. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  369. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  370. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  371. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. Thursday Night
  373. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 8:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  375. 11:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  376. Friday, September 9
  377. 1:00 AM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  378. 1:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  379. 2:00 AM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  380. 2:30 AM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  381. 5:00 AM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  382. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  384. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  385. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  386. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  387. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  388. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  389. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  390. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  391. 10:00 AM White Chicks
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  392. 12:30 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  393. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  394. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  395. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)