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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  3. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Changed My Mind About the Milk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  5. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. Last Night
  8. 8:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  9. 11:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  10. Today
  11. 1:30 AM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  12. 4:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  13. 6:00 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  14. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  15. 7:30 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  16. 8:00 AM Amazing Abs
  17. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  18. 9:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  19. 9:30 AM Amazing Abs
  20. 10:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  21. 12:00 PM Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  22. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Changed My Mind About the Milk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  24. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Shelter Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Happily Ever After"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Not a Father's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Woooo!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  29. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Big Bag of Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  31. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. Tonight
  34. 8:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  35. 10:30 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  36. Tomorrow
  37. 1:00 AM Better Things "Rising"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  38. 1:34 AM Better Things "September"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  39. 2:08 AM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  40. 2:42 AM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  41. 5:12 AM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  42. 5:46 AM FXM Presents
  43. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  44. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  45. 7:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  46. 7:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  47. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  48. 9:00 AM Back Pain Solved
  49. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  50. 10:00 AM Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  51. 12:30 PM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  52. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Big Bag of Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  54. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fight"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  55. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Minnesota"
    • TV-14  (D)
  56. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D)
  57. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Three Days of Snow"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  58. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. Tomorrow Night
  64. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  65. 8:30 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  66. 11:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  67. Saturday, September 23
  68. 2:00 AM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  69. 5:00 AM The Strain "The Last Stand"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  70. 6:04 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  71. 6:34 AM Louie "Travel Day/South"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  72. 7:04 AM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 7:34 AM FXM Presents
  74. 8:00 AM Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, Lionel Richie
  75. 8:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  76. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  77. 9:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  78. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ferrets, Attack!"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  84. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Avoid the Chinese Mustard"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something My Gynecologist Said"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  86. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Scream When I Pee"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  87. 2:30 PM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  88. 6:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  89. Saturday Night
  90. 9:00 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  91. Sunday, September 24
  92. 12:00 AM Spy
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  93. 2:30 AM The Orville "Old Wounds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  94. 3:30 AM The Orville "Command Performance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 4:30 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Neighbors From Hell"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  96. 5:32 AM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  97. 6:06 AM Baskets "Bail"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  98. 6:36 AM Baskets "Ronald Reagan Library"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  99. 7:06 AM Louie "Heckler/Cop Movie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  100. 7:36 AM FXM Presents
  101. 8:00 AM Stevie Wonder, The Jackson 5, Marvin Gaye
  102. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  103. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  104. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  105. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Possimpible"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  111. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  112. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sorry, Bro"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  113. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Front Porch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 2:30 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  115. 5:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  116. Sunday Night
  117. 8:30 PM Spy
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  118. 11:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  119. Monday, September 25
  120. 2:00 AM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  121. 5:00 AM The Strain "The Last Stand"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  122. 6:04 AM Paid Programming
  123. 6:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  124. 7:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  125. 8:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  126. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  127. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  128. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  129. 10:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  130. 12:00 PM American Hustle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  131. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Old King Clancy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Murtaugh"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  133. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mosbius Designs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  134. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Three Days Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  135. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Right Place Right Time"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  136. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "As Fast as She Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  137. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "One Nut Johnson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  138. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Santa a Tail-Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  139. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. Monday Night
  142. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 8:30 PM American Reunion
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  144. 11:00 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  145. Tuesday, September 26
  146. 1:30 AM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  147. 4:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  148. 6:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  149. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  150. 7:00 AM Balding Solutions
  151. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  152. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  153. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  154. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  155. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  156. 10:00 AM American Hustle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  157. 1:00 PM American Reunion
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  158. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "One Nut Johnson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  159. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Santa a Tail-Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  160. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Leap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  161. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  162. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Welcome to Alancrest"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  164. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Grab a Feather and Get in Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. Tuesday Night
  168. 8:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  169. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. Wednesday, September 27
  171. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  172. 2:13 AM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  173. 3:26 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Neighbors From Hell"
    • TV-MA
  174. 4:28 AM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  175. 5:41 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 6:11 AM FXM Presents
  177. 6:19 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  178. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  179. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  181. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  182. 8:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  183. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  184. 10:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  185. 12:00 PM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  186. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Welcome to Alancrest"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  187. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Grab a Feather and Get in Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  189. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  190. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  191. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  192. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D)
  193. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Run Steven Staven! Run!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. Wednesday Night
  198. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  199. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  200. Thursday, September 28
  201. 2:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  202. 5:00 AM The Strain "Collaborators"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  203. 6:00 AM The Strain "White Light"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  204. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 8:00 AM Amazing Abs
  207. 8:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  208. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  209. 9:30 AM Tai Cheng Master Dick Van Dyke
  210. 10:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  211. 12:30 PM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  212. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Run Steven Staven! Run!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  216. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  218. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  219. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  220. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. Thursday Night
  223. 8:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  224. 11:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  225. Friday, September 29
  226. 1:00 AM Better Things "Robin"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  227. 1:34 AM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  228. 2:08 AM Better Things "Robin"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  229. 2:42 AM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  230. 4:42 AM Better Things "Robin"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  231. 5:16 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 5:46 AM FXM Presents
  233. 6:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  234. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  236. 7:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  237. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  238. 9:00 AM Cooking Made Easy
  239. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  240. 10:00 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  241. 12:30 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  242. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  243. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  244. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  245. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D)
  246. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The 9:04 From Pemberton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. Friday Night
  252. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  253. 11:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  254. Saturday, September 30
  255. 2:00 AM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  256. 5:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  257. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Another Night With Neil Diamond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Bodacious Vidalia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  264. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  265. 12:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  266. 3:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  267. 6:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  268. Saturday Night
  269. 8:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  270. 10:30 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  271. Sunday, October 1
  272. 1:00 AM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  273. 3:30 AM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  274. 4:43 AM Better Things "Robin"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  275. 5:17 AM Baskets "Fight"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  276. 5:47 AM Baskets "Marthager"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  277. 6:19 AM Louie "Double Date/Mom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  278. 6:49 AM Louie "Dogpound"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  279. 7:19 AM Louie "Bully"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  280. 7:49 AM FXM Presents
  281. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 8:30 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  283. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  284. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  285. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  290. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rabbit or Duck"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  291. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  292. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  295. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 3:30 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  297. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  298. Sunday Night
  299. 8:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  300. 11:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  301. Monday, October 2
  302. 2:30 AM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  303. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  304. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  305. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  306. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  307. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 10:00 AM Looper
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  312. 12:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  313. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  315. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  316. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  317. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D)
  318. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  320. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. Monday Night
  323. 8:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  324. 11:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  325. Tuesday, October 3
  326. 1:00 AM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  327. 3:00 AM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  328. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  331. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  332. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  333. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  334. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  335. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  336. 10:00 AM Little Black Book
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  337. 12:30 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  338. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  340. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D)
  341. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  342. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  343. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  344. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  346. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  347. 7:30 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  348. Tuesday Night
  349. 10:30 PM Jurassic World
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  350. Wednesday, October 4
  351. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Holes"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  352. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Holes"
    • TV-MA
  353. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  354. 4:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Holes"
    • TV-MA
  355. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  356. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  357. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 10:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  366. 12:30 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  367. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  369. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)