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  2. 2:00 AM The Conspiracy Show "Osama bin Laden"
    • TV-PG
  3. 2:30 AM The Conspiracy Show "9/11: What Happened at the Pentagon?"
    • TV-PG
  4. 3:00 AM Organic Juice Cleanse
  5. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  6. 4:00 AM Hostage
    • R
  7. 6:00 AM The First Family "The First Date Night"
    • TV-PG
  8. 6:30 AM Mr. Box Office "My Favorite Martin"
    • TV-PG
  9. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Mother's Day Episode"
    • TV-PG
  10. 7:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Thief Episode"
    • TV-PG
  11. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  12. 8:30 AM 21 DAY FIX
  13. 9:00 AM Can't Sleep?
  14. 9:30 AM Supreme Justice With Judge Karen Mills "Car Wash Lock; Parking From Hell"
    • TV-PG
  15. 10:00 AM Bridezillas "Sharon; Maria"
    • TV-14  (L)
  16. 11:00 AM Cheaters "Debra Morgan"
    • TV-14
  17. 11:30 AM Justice for All With Judge Cristina Pérez "Editor vs. Debtor; Car Still Damaged"
    • TV-PG
  18. 12:00 PM America's Court With Judge Ross "Scrapper's Delight; Ultimate Furniture Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  19. 12:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  20. 1:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  21. 2:00 PM Forensic Files "A Leg up on Crime"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  22. 2:30 PM Forensic Files "The Magic Bullet"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  23. 3:00 PM Judge Faith "Cancer Free; No Free Rent"
    • TV-PG
  24. 3:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Rogers vs. Campbell/Rogers"
    • TV-14
  25. 4:00 PM Hot Bench "Criminal Texting?"
    • TV-G
  26. 4:30 PM Hot Bench "The Twirling Fiancee!"
    • TV-G
  27. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Update: Can Shattered Families Finally Forgive?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  29. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 7:00 PM The Middle "The Jeans"
    • TV-PG
  31. 7:30 PM The Middle "Winners and Losers"
    • TV-PG
  32. Last Night
  33. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  36. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  37. 10:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Star Spangled Magic"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D)
  38. 11:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Bill Nye"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D)
  39. 11:30 PM Significant Mother "Suffering & Scuccotash"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  40. Today
  41. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Doug Less"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  42. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Food Fight"
    • TV-G
  43. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror XXIII"
    • TV-PG
  44. 1:30 AM American Dad "G-String Circus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  45. 2:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Sex Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  46. 2:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Surro-gate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With the Bullies"
    • TV-PG
  48. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  49. 4:00 AM American Dad "Stan Knows Best"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  50. 4:30 AM The Cleveland Show "The Hangover Part Tubbs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  51. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Live Nude Peg"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  52. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck the Stud"
    • TV-PG
  53. 6:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  54. 6:30 AM Judge Faith "Pay Your Own Student Loan; Urine or You're Out"
    • TV-PG
  55. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Kevin Gets a Commercial Episode"
    • TV-PG
  56. 7:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Suzanne's Surprise Party Episode"
    • TV-PG
  57. 8:00 AM Organic Juice Cleanse
  58. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  59. 9:00 AM Jane Seymour's Skin Care Secret
  60. 9:30 AM Supreme Justice With Judge Karen Mills "Fatso Broke My Queen-Anne Chair; Snitchy Waitress"
    • TV-PG
  61. 10:00 AM Bridezillas "Maria; Monica"
    • TV-14  (L)
  62. 11:00 AM Cheaters "Jocelyn Hensley"
    • TV-14
  63. 11:30 AM Justice for All With Judge Cristina Pérez "Dishonorable Society; Search and Rescue"
    • TV-PG
  64. 12:00 PM America's Court With Judge Ross "Whose Dog Is It?; Her Daughter Hit My Car"
    • TV-PG
  65. 12:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  66. 1:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  67. 2:00 PM Forensic Files "Tight-Fitting Genes"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  68. 2:30 PM Forensic Files "The House That Roared"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  69. 3:00 PM Judge Faith "Comic Relief"
    • TV-PG
  70. 3:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Hill vs. Harris"
    • TV-14
  71. 4:00 PM Hot Bench "Come to Court With Clean Hands!; Hookah Lounge Fallout"
    • TV-G
  72. 4:30 PM Hot Bench "Caught Cheating ... Douse Ex With Bleach?"
    • TV-G
  73. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Lies, Cheats & Deceits"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  75. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  76. 7:00 PM The Middle "The Neighbor"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  77. 7:30 PM The Middle "The Name"
    • TV-PG
  78. Tonight
  79. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 10:00 PM The Flash "Out of Time"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  84. 11:00 PM iZombie "Dead Rat, Live Rat, Brown Rat, White Rat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  85. Tomorrow
  86. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Doug Less"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  87. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Nights"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  88. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Moonshine River"
    • TV-PG
  89. 1:30 AM American Dad "Rapture's Delight"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  90. 2:00 AM Rules of Engagement "House Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 2:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Handy Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  92. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With Two Parties"
    • TV-PG
  93. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Cooking Class"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  94. 4:00 AM American Dad "Francine's Flashback"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  95. 4:30 AM The Cleveland Show "California Dreamin' (All the Cleves Are Brown)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  96. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Babe in Toyland"
    • TV-PG
  97. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  98. 6:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  99. 6:30 AM Judge Faith "Boat People"
    • TV-PG
  100. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Fight Party Episode"
    • TV-PG
  101. 7:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Bad Dream Episode"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  102. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  103. 8:30 AM 21 DAY FIX
  104. 9:00 AM Can't Sleep?
  105. 9:30 AM Supreme Justice With Judge Karen Mills "Polly's Not a Pirate; A Burning Favor"
    • TV-PG
  106. 10:00 AM Bridezillas "Monica; Tasha"
    • TV-14  (L)
  107. 11:00 AM Cheaters "Ben Jacobson"
    • TV-14
  108. 11:30 AM Justice for All With Judge Cristina Pérez "Crappy Cosmetic Cream; Mediate for Your Life"
    • TV-PG
  109. 12:00 PM America's Court With Judge Ross "What a Ditch; She Was a He"
    • TV-PG
  110. 12:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  111. 1:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  112. 2:00 PM Forensic Files "Gold Rush"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  113. 2:30 PM Forensic Files "The Footpath Murders"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  114. 3:00 PM Judge Faith "Brake-ing Bad; He's No Rhinestone Cowboy"
    • TV-PG
  115. 3:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Jefferson vs. Singleton"
    • TV-14
  116. 4:00 PM Hot Bench "Pitbull vs. Chihuahua; Love and Liability"
    • TV-G
  117. 4:30 PM Hot Bench "Woman Falls From Ledge!"
    • TV-G
  118. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Sister, Sister ... You Slept With My Mister!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  121. 7:00 PM The Middle "The Interview"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  122. 7:30 PM The Middle "The Bachelor"
    • TV-PG
  123. Tomorrow Night
  124. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  127. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 10:00 PM America's Next Top Model "The Guy Who Gets a Hickey"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  129. 11:00 PM A Wicked Offer "Wurst Taste Scenario"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (L)
  130. Thursday, September 3
  131. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Affidavit Justice"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  132. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "No Orleans"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  133. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "A Tree Grows in Springfield"
    • TV-PG
  134. 1:30 AM American Dad "Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  135. 2:00 AM Rules of Engagement "May Divorce Be With You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 2:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Play Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  137. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With the Chicken Pox"
    • TV-PG
  138. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Is Late"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  139. 4:00 AM American Dad "Roger Codger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  140. 4:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Who Done Did It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  141. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Desperate Half Hour"
    • TV-PG
  142. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  143. 6:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  144. 6:30 AM Judge Faith "Single White Male; Rent-A-Crash"
    • TV-PG
  145. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The 22 Episode"
    • TV-PG
  146. 7:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Cooking Episode"
    • TV-PG
  147. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  148. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  149. 9:00 AM 21 DAY FIX
  150. 9:30 AM Supreme Justice With Judge Karen Mills "Dude, You Wrecked My Car; Unwanted Stimulation"
    • TV-PG
  151. 10:00 AM Bridezillas "Tasha; Denise"
    • TV-14  (L)
  152. 11:00 AM Cheaters "Diane Craig"
    • TV-14
  153. 11:30 AM Justice for All With Judge Cristina Pérez "Gone Before You Know It; All Sales Are Not Final"
    • TV-PG
  154. 12:00 PM America's Court With Judge Ross "Twin-Spiracy; Suit Up"
    • TV-PG
  155. 12:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  156. 1:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  157. 2:00 PM Forensic Files "Four on the Floor"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  158. 2:30 PM Forensic Files "Planted Evidence"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  159. 3:00 PM Judge Faith "Leaf Blowout; I Thought We Were Friends"
    • TV-PG
  160. 3:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Grier vs. Thompson/Toles"
    • TV-14
  161. 4:00 PM Hot Bench "Swingers, Lesbians and a 40-Year Age Difference?!; Have You Seen My Teacup Yorkie?!"
    • TV-G
  162. 4:30 PM Hot Bench "Public Relations Defamation?!; Friends Bound by Debt!"
    • TV-G
  163. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Cheaters, DNA Disasters and Deceit!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  165. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  166. 7:00 PM The Middle "The Yelling"
    • TV-PG
  167. 7:30 PM The Middle "Dollar Days"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  168. Thursday Night
  169. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  172. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  173. 10:00 PM Beauty and the Beast "Patient X"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  174. 11:00 PM Arrow "Broken Arrow"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  175. Friday, September 4
  176. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Houser"
    • TV-PG
  177. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Missing Links"
    • TV-PG
  178. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "To Cur With Love"
    • TV-PG
  179. 1:30 AM American Dad "A Jones for a Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  180. 2:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Poaching Timmy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  181. 2:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Baked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  183. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  184. 4:00 AM American Dad "Homeland Insecurity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 4:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Fist and the Furious"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  186. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "How to Marry a Moron"
    • TV-PG
  187. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "If Al Had a Hammer"
    • TV-PG
  188. 6:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  189. 6:30 AM Judge Faith "Dead Woman's Goods; Car Crashed Credit"
    • TV-PG
  190. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Regift Episode"
    • TV-PG
  191. 7:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Suzanne Gets Arrested Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  192. 8:00 AM King of Greens
  193. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  194. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  195. 9:30 AM Supreme Justice With Judge Karen Mills "No License, No Work; He Had It Comin'"
    • TV-PG
  196. 10:00 AM Bridezillas "Tasha; Stephanie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  197. 11:00 AM Cheaters "Stephanie Holland"
    • TV-14
  198. 11:30 AM Justice for All With Judge Cristina Pérez "Out Weighed; My Sister Owes Me"
    • TV-PG
  199. 12:00 PM America's Court With Judge Ross "Rock N' Fall; Ruined Driveway and Marriage"
    • TV-PG
  200. 12:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  201. 1:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  202. 2:00 PM Forensic Files "Writers Block"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  203. 2:30 PM Forensic Files "Southside Strangler"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  204. 3:00 PM Judge Faith "Toilet Tantrums"
    • TV-PG
  205. 3:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Barrett vs. Jones"
    • TV-14
  206. 4:00 PM Hot Bench "Toxic Lesbian Love"
    • TV-G
  207. 4:30 PM Hot Bench "Lying for a Living?; Best Men at Their Worst!"
    • TV-G
  208. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Cunningham Challenge: You Better Sing It!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  211. 7:00 PM The Middle "Valentine's Day"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  212. 7:30 PM The Middle "From Orson With Love"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  213. Friday Night
  214. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  216. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  217. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  218. 10:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Spinning the Classics"
    • TV-PG
  219. 10:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Adelaide Kane"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 11:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Now THAT'S a Bunny!"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  221. Saturday, September 5
  222. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Eggsit Strategy"
    • TV-PG
  223. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Hero Worship"
    • TV-PG
  224. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer Goes to Prep School"
    • TV-PG
  225. 1:30 AM American Dad "May the Best Stan Win"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  226. 2:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Old Timer's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 2:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Les-bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy"
    • TV-PG
  229. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  230. 4:00 AM American Dad "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  231. 4:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Squirt's Honor"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  232. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Birthday Boy Toy"
    • TV-PG
  233. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Cheese, Cues and Blood"
    • TV-PG
  234. 6:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  235. 6:30 AM Judge Faith "Hogging It All"
    • TV-PG
  236. 7:00 AM Entertainers: With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  237. 8:00 AM Larry King Special Report
  238. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  239. 9:00 AM 21 DAY FIX
  240. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  241. 10:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Old School Vet"
    • TV-G
  242. 10:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Firework Pol"
    • TV-G
  243. 11:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Surprise Party"
    • TV-G
  244. 11:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Pups and Suds"
    • TV-G
  245. 12:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Puppy Extravaganza"
    • TV-G
  246. 12:30 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Heavy Metal Doggie"
    • TV-G
  247. 1:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bulldog Hair Styles"
    • TV-G
  248. 1:30 PM Dog Town, USA "Gunnar Blues"
  249. 2:00 PM Expedition Wild "Yellowstone Scavengers"
    • TV-G
  250. 2:30 PM Rock the Park "Best of Wildlife"
    • TV-G
  251. 3:00 PM Can't Sleep?
  252. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  253. 4:00 PM Paid Programming
  254. 4:30 PM Paid Programming
  255. 5:00 PM Enduring Love
    • R
  256. 7:00 PM Forensic Files "A Leg up on Crime"
    • TV-14  (V)
  257. 7:30 PM Forensic Files "Tight-Fitting Genes"
    • TV-14  (V)
  258. Saturday Night
  259. 8:00 PM Friends "The One After Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  260. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  261. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  263. 10:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 10:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. Sunday, September 6
  268. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "American Idle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  269. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Santa Claustrophobia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  270. 1:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  271. 1:30 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  272. 2:00 AM Comedy.TV
    • TV-PG
  273. 3:00 AM Cheaters "Eryn Shields; Mimi Barber"
    • TV-14
  274. 4:00 AM King of Greens
  275. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  276. 5:00 AM No More Dentures
  277. 5:30 AM Bob Dylan, Jefferson Airplane, Byrds, Santana
  278. 6:00 AM The Pinkertons "The Fourth Man"
    • TV-PG
  279. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Booty Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  280. 7:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Get Together Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  281. 8:00 AM American Latino TV
    • TV-PG
  282. 8:30 AM LatiNation
    • TV-PG
  283. 9:00 AM King of Greens
  284. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  285. 10:00 AM Time of Grace
  286. 10:30 AM Tomorrow's World
  287. 11:00 AM Animal Atlas "Mammal Mania"
    • TV-G
  288. 11:30 AM Pets.TV "The Cat Show"
    • TV-G
  289. 12:00 PM On the Spot "Claim to Fame, Bad Ideas, Now and Then"
    • TV-G
  290. 12:30 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "Adventures in Thailand"
    • TV-G
  291. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
  292. 1:30 PM 21 Day Fix
  293. 2:00 PM Paid Programming
  294. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  295. 3:00 PM The Last Song
    • PG
  296. 5:00 PM Beautiful Wave
    • PG-13
  297. 7:00 PM The Game Plane
    • TV-PG
  298. 7:30 PM The Game Plane
    • TV-PG
  299. Sunday Night
  300. 8:00 PM The Middle "The Kiss"
    • TV-PG
  301. 8:30 PM The Middle "The Christmas Tree"
    • TV-PG
  302. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 10:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 10:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 11:00 PM Rules of Engagement "The Challenge"
    • TV-14  (D)
  307. 11:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Baby Talk"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  308. Monday, September 7
  309. 12:00 AM Futurama "Viva Mars Vegas"
    • TV-14
  310. 12:30 AM Futurama "Stench and Stenchibility"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  311. 1:00 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Inside UFOs"
    • TV-PG
  312. 1:30 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Unwelcome Visitors"
    • TV-PG
  313. 2:00 AM Kill Bill: Vol. 2
    • R
  314. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 6:00 AM The First Family "The First Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  317. 6:30 AM Mr. Box Office "Marcus Stands Up"
    • TV-PG
  318. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Second Black President Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  319. 7:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Green Episode"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  320. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 9:30 AM Supreme Justice With Judge Karen Mills "Don't Soak My Do; PTA Momma Drama"
    • TV-PG
  324. 10:00 AM Bridezillas "Stephanie; Danika"
    • TV-14  (L)
  325. 11:00 AM Cheaters "Keila Smith"
    • TV-14
  326. 11:30 AM Justice for All With Judge Cristina Pérez "Dead Dred; Bottle Service"
    • TV-PG
  327. 12:00 PM America's Court With Judge Ross "Bone to Pick With My Cougar; Your Dog Killed My Car"
    • TV-PG
  328. 12:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Pastries of the Rich and Famous; Keep Your Religion Away From My Pasta"
    • TV-PG
  329. 1:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  330. 2:00 PM Forensic Files "Cop Out"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  331. 2:30 PM Forensic Files "Legionnaire's Disease"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  332. 3:00 PM Judge Faith "Roommate Run-Off; 99 Cent Brick"
    • TV-PG
  333. 3:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Ellison vs. Jenkins/McMichael"
    • TV-14
  334. 4:00 PM Hot Bench "Single Mom vs. Handyman!; High Stakes Hair Restoration"
    • TV-G
  335. 4:30 PM Hot Bench "The Brooklyn Nightmare; Good-Hearted Father Fail"
    • TV-G
  336. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Sex Secrets ... Time to Reveal All!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 7:00 PM The Middle "The Bee"
    • TV-PG
  340. 7:30 PM The Middle "Hallelujah Hoedown"
    • TV-PG
  341. Monday Night
  342. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  346. 10:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Phone-y Business"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  347. 11:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Jaime Camil"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  348. 11:30 PM Significant Mother "Welcome to Bonetown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  349. Tuesday, September 8
  350. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Frigid Heirs"
    • TV-PG
  351. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Screwed Driver"
    • TV-PG
  352. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror XXIV"
    • TV-PG
  353. 1:30 AM American Dad "Return of the Bling"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  354. 2:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Cooking Class"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  355. 2:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Mannequin Head Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 3:00 AM Friends "The One Where No One's Ready"
    • TV-PG
  357. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where No One Proposes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  358. 4:00 AM American Dad "Bullocks to Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  359. 4:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Grave Danger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  360. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Lez Be Friends"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  361. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Good-bye Girl"
    • TV-PG
  362. 6:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  363. 6:30 AM Judge Faith "Excuses, Excuses, Excuses"
    • TV-PG
  364. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Father's Day Episode"
    • TV-PG
  365. 7:30 AM Are We There Yet? "My First Job Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  366. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 9:00 AM Jane Seymour's Skin Care Secret
  369. 9:30 AM Supreme Justice With Judge Karen Mills "My Door Needs Fixing; Bitch, You Popped My Titty"
    • TV-PG
  370. 10:00 AM Bridezillas "Stephanie; Melisha"
    • TV-14  (L)
  371. 11:00 AM Cheaters "Susan Varney"
    • TV-14
  372. 11:30 AM Justice for All With Judge Cristina Pérez "Not in My House Intervention"
    • TV-PG
  373. 12:00 PM America's Court With Judge Ross "Physical Therapy Killed Our Sex Life"
    • TV-PG
  374. 12:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Bad Yoga; Don't Crack My Back"
    • TV-PG
  375. 1:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  376. 2:00 PM Forensic Files "Summer Obsession"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  377. 2:30 PM Forensic Files "The Wilson Murder"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  378. 3:00 PM Judge Faith "Double Hit and Run; Busted Up, Now Pay Up"
    • TV-PG
  379. 3:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Moore/Everett vs. Taylor"
    • TV-14
  380. 4:00 PM Hot Bench "Father of Twins No More!; Stop Talking Over Me!"
    • TV-G
  381. 4:30 PM Hot Bench "Guns, Germs and a Steal?!"
    • TV-G
  382. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Murder, Mayhem & Mistaken Identity!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  384. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 7:00 PM The Middle "The Break-Up"
    • TV-PG
  386. 7:30 PM The Middle "The Ditch"
    • TV-PG
  387. Tuesday Night
  388. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  391. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 10:00 PM The Flash "Rogue Time"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  393. 11:00 PM iZombie "Blaine's World"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  394. Wednesday, September 9
  395. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Switch Sitters"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  396. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Lush Life"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  397. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
    • TV-PG
  398. 1:30 AM American Dad "Cops & Roger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  399. 2:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Liz Moves In"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  400. 2:30 AM Rules of Engagement "The Big Picture"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With the Jam"
    • TV-PG
  402. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where Emma Cries"
    • TV-PG
  403. 4:00 AM American Dad "A Smith in the Hand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  404. 4:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Of Lice and Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  405. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Damn Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  406. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Gas Station Show"
    • TV-PG
  407. 6:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  408. 6:30 AM Judge Faith "Pay Up or Ship Out; Kitchen Nightmares"
    • TV-PG
  409. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Tiger Dad Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  410. 7:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Expensive Purse Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  411. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  412. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  413. 9:00 AM Can't Sleep?
  414. 9:30 AM Supreme Justice With Judge Karen Mills "My Daughter Is Not a Human Barbie; Poll Doll Banged My Business"
    • TV-PG
  415. 10:00 AM Bridezillas "Melishia; Suzanne"
    • TV-14  (L)
  416. 11:00 AM Cheaters "Shannon Scheizer"
    • TV-14
  417. 11:30 AM Justice for All With Judge Cristina Pérez "Momma Lost Her Obama; Masquerade Brawl"
    • TV-PG
  418. 12:00 PM America's Court With Judge Ross "Pit Crew Slow Poke; No Salvation on Snake Mountain"
    • TV-PG
  419. 12:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Dementia"
    • TV-PG
  420. 1:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  421. 2:00 PM Forensic Files "Moss, Not Grass"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  422. 2:30 PM Forensic Files "Insect Clues"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  423. 3:00 PM Judge Faith "House of Lies; No Performance Motorcycle"
    • TV-PG
  424. 3:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Nadeau vs. Santilli/Zarra"
    • TV-14
  425. 4:00 PM Hot Bench "Attempted Murder or Hush Deal Payoff?; Hairstylist's Barter Blues!"
    • TV-G
  426. 4:30 PM Hot Bench "Nude Photo Offends Sheriff; When Coyote Look-Alikes Attack!"
    • TV-G
  427. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Your Big, Bold Lies Are Blowing Us Up!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  428. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  429. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  430. 7:00 PM The Middle "The Fun House"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  431. 7:30 PM The Middle "The Graduation"
    • TV-PG
  432. Wednesday Night
  433. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  434. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  435. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  436. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  437. 10:00 PM America's Next Top Model "The Girl Who Gets Possessed"
    • NEW
  438. 11:00 PM A Wicked Offer "Immaculate Deception"
    • NEW
  439. Thursday, September 10
  440. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Cheap Saks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  441. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Patrons Ain't"
    • TV-PG
  442. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Labor Pains"
    • TV-PG
  443. 1:30 AM American Dad "Merlot Down Dirty Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  444. 2:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Catering"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  445. 2:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Fun Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  446. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel"
    • TV-PG
  447. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Pediatrician"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  448. 4:00 AM American Dad "All About Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  449. 4:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Mr. and Mrs. Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  450. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Chicago Shoe Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  451. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show"
    • TV-PG
  452. 6:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  453. 6:30 AM Judge Faith "Transmission Fail"
    • TV-PG
  454. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Master of Ceremonies Episode"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  455. 7:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Control Issue Episode"
    • TV-PG
  456. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  457. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  458. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  459. 9:30 AM Supreme Justice With Judge Karen Mills "Wiener's Too Short; Drink Knockout"
    • TV-PG
  460. 10:00 AM Bridezillas "Melishia; Gina"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  461. 11:00 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  462. 11:30 AM Justice for All With Judge Cristina Pérez "Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?"
    • TV-PG
  463. 12:00 PM America's Court With Judge Ross "Very Unhappy Ending; Vamp Life"
    • TV-PG
  464. 12:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Up High; To Paris With No Love"
    • TV-PG
  465. 1:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  466. 2:00 PM Forensic Files "Material Witness"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  467. 2:30 PM Forensic Files "The List Murders"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  468. 3:00 PM Judge Faith "Bicycle Pitts Stop; Burning Down the House"
    • TV-PG
  469. 3:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Hamilton vs. Lombardi"
    • TV-14
  470. 4:00 PM Hot Bench "Purple Skittles Crown Vic Scam? Fit for a Native American Powwow!"
    • TV-G
  471. 4:30 PM Hot Bench "Scamming the Government?; Grandma Gripes and Wipes!"
    • TV-G
  472. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Couples at a Crossroads... Help Us Bill!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  473. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  474. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  475. 7:00 PM The Middle "The Final Four"
    • TV-PG
  476. 7:30 PM The Middle "The Drop Off"
    • TV-PG
  477. Thursday Night
  478. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  479. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  480. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men</