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  2. 6:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  3. 6:30 AM Judge Faith "You're in Carpet Hell; Return My Czech"
    • TV-PG
  4. 7:00 AM Entertainers: With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  5. 8:00 AM Miracle Machine! Frozen Meals Cooked in Minutes!
  6. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  7. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  8. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  9. 10:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Little Horse, Big Problems"
    • TV-G
  10. 10:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Charles in Charge"
    • TV-G
  11. 11:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Head of the Class"
    • TV-G
  12. 11:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bad to the Bone"
    • TV-G
  13. 12:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Snarling Snickers"
    • TV-G
  14. 12:30 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Delta Blues"
    • TV-G
  15. 1:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bickering Canines"
    • TV-G
  16. 1:30 PM Dog Town, USA "Buzz Worthy"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  17. 2:00 PM Expedition Wild "Southwest Species on the Brink"
    • TV-G
  18. 2:30 PM Rock the Park "Haleakala: In the House of the Sun"
    • TV-G
  19. 3:00 PM Jane Seymour's Skin Care Secret
  20. 3:30 PM World's Easiest Computer
  21. 4:00 PM Cook Like a Pro
  22. 4:30 PM Best Portable Cooktop
  23. 5:00 PM Finding Rin Tin Tin
    • PG
  24. 7:00 PM Forensic Files "Legionnaire's Disease"
    • TV-14  (V)
  25. 7:30 PM Forensic Files "The Wilson Murder"
    • TV-14  (V)
  26. Last Night
  27. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
    • TV-PG
  28. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  29. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  31. 10:00 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 10:30 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. Today
  36. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Art House"
    • TV-PG
  37. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Window Pain"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  38. 1:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  39. 1:30 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  40. 2:00 AM Comedy.TV
    • TV-PG
  41. 3:00 AM Cheaters "Larry White; Kristina Boll"
    • TV-14
  42. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  43. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  44. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  45. 5:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  46. 6:00 AM The Pinkertons "Mudd and Clay"
    • TV-PG
  47. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Kwandanegaba Children's Fund Episode"
    • TV-PG
  48. 7:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Blockbuster Movie Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  49. 8:00 AM American Latino TV
    • TV-PG
  50. 8:30 AM LatiNation
    • TV-PG
  51. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  52. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  53. 10:00 AM Time of Grace
  54. 10:30 AM Tomorrow's World
  55. 11:00 AM Animal Atlas "Water Lovers"
    • TV-G
  56. 11:30 AM Pets.TV "Wildlife Careers"
    • TV-G
  57. 12:00 PM On the Spot "Now and Then, Into the Wild, Surprising Statistics"
    • TV-G
  58. 12:30 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "Coolest Road Trips on Earth"
    • TV-G
  59. 1:00 PM Best Portable Cooktop
  60. 1:30 PM Have a Turkey Neck?
  61. 2:00 PM Cook Like a Pro
  62. 2:30 PM Ella Enchanted
    • PG
  63. 4:30 PM Proof of Life
    • R
  64. 7:00 PM The Game Plane
    • TV-PG
  65. 7:30 PM The Game Plane
    • TV-PG
  66. Tonight
  67. 8:00 PM The Middle "The Safe"
    • TV-PG
  68. 8:30 PM The Middle "Thanksgiving IV"
    • TV-PG
  69. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  70. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 10:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  72. 10:30 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 11:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Cheating"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 11:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Scavenger Hunt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. Tomorrow
  76. 12:00 AM Futurama "The Butterjunk Effect"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  77. 12:30 AM Futurama "Calculon 2.0"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  78. 1:00 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "UFO Zones"
    • TV-PG
  79. 1:30 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Countdown to Disclosure"
    • TV-PG
  80. 2:00 AM The Conspiracy Show "Past Life Regressions Part 2"
    • TV-PG
  81. 2:30 AM The Conspiracy Show "The Framing of Sirhan Sirhan"
    • TV-PG
  82. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  83. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  84. 4:00 AM Jack Goes Boating
    • R
  85. 6:00 AM The First Family "The First Workout"
    • TV-PG
  86. 6:30 AM Mr. Box Office "The Golden Apple Awards"
    • TV-PG
  87. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Soccer Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  88. 7:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Michelle Obama Sweater Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  89. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  90. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  91. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  92. 9:30 AM Supreme Justice With Judge Karen Mills "Blinds Leading the Blind & Bounced Check Blues"
    • TV-PG
  93. 10:00 AM Bridezillas "Marsha and Regina"
    • TV-14  (L)
  94. 11:00 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  95. 11:30 AM Justice for All With Judge Cristina Pérez "Closet Cash & Slander in the Hoa"
    • TV-PG
  96. 12:00 PM America's Court With Judge Ross "What Doesn't Stay in Vegas; You Dog-Napped Beyoncé?"
    • TV-PG
  97. 12:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Crazy Drunk Pig & Fired for a Laptop"
    • TV-PG
  98. 1:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  99. 2:00 PM Forensic Files "Killer Impression"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  100. 2:30 PM Forensic Files "Deadly Formula"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  101. 3:00 PM Judge Faith "The Good Aunt"
    • TV-PG
  102. 3:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Marsh vs. Belding/Belding"
    • TV-14
  103. 4:00 PM Hot Bench "Brooklyn Foot-in-Mouth Disease!; You Have a Wife?!"
    • TV-G
  104. 4:30 PM Hot Bench "Identity Theft Caper; Betrayal and the Blender!"
    • TV-G
  105. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "You Can Say So Long if You Did Me Wrong!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 7:00 PM The Middle "Vacation Days"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  109. 7:30 PM The Middle "Get Your Business Done"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  110. Tomorrow Night
  111. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 10:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Mission Impossi-Ball"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  116. 11:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Gina Rodriguez"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  117. 11:30 PM Significant Mother "Welcome to Bonetown"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  118. Tuesday, August 4
  119. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Arthur, Spooner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  120. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Separation Anxiety"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  121. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "YOLO"
    • TV-PG
  122. 1:30 AM American Dad "Chimdale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  123. 2:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Last of the Red Hat Lovers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 2:30 AM Rules of Engagement "The Five Things"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  125. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  126. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Big Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  127. 4:00 AM American Dad "Buck, Wild"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  128. 4:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Frapp Attack"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  129. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bud Hits the Books"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  130. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dance Show"
    • TV-PG
  131. 6:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  132. 6:30 AM Judge Faith "Orange Is Not the New Black"
    • TV-PG
  133. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Day Off Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  134. 7:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Credit Check Episode"
    • TV-PG
  135. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  136. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  137. 9:00 AM Jane Seymour's Skin Care Secret
  138. 9:30 AM Supreme Justice With Judge Karen Mills "Dog Gone Tail & Banned From Bingo"
    • TV-PG
  139. 10:00 AM Bridezillas "Regina; Lydee"
    • TV-14  (L)
  140. 11:00 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  141. 11:30 AM Justice for All With Judge Cristina Pérez "Free-Range Parents & Who Let the Dogs In?"
    • TV-PG
  142. 12:00 PM America's Court With Judge Ross "TV Time; Film Flam"
    • TV-PG
  143. 12:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Lock, Stock and Busted & Sign of a Home Wrecker"
    • TV-PG
  144. 1:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  145. 2:00 PM Forensic Files "If I Were You"
    • TV-14  (V)
  146. 2:30 PM Forensic Files "Beaten by a Hair"
    • TV-14  (V)
  147. 3:00 PM Judge Faith "Renter's Remorse; Terror in the Dollhouse"
    • TV-PG
  148. 3:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Gamboa vs. Gamboa"
    • TV-14
  149. 4:00 PM Hot Bench "Jaw-Dropping Interest Rate Rip-Off!"
    • TV-G
  150. 4:30 PM Hot Bench "Family Friendly Vandalism?; Scam Victim or Check Fraud?"
    • TV-G
  151. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Couples Get Hitched or Ditched!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  153. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 7:00 PM The Middle "Stormy Moon"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  155. 7:30 PM The Middle "The Guidance Counselor"
    • TV-PG
  156. Tuesday Night
  157. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  161. 10:00 PM The Flash "The Sound and the Fury"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  162. 11:00 PM iZombie "Dead Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  163. Wednesday, August 5
  164. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Kirbed Enthusiasm"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  165. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Inner Tube"
    • TV-G
  166. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee"
    • TV-PG
  167. 1:30 AM American Dad "Stan Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  168. 2:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Flirting"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  169. 2:30 AM Rules of Engagement "A Big Bust"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  170. 3:00 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  171. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Vows"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  172. 4:00 AM American Dad "Crotchwalkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  173. 4:30 AM The Cleveland Show "American Prankster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  174. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kiss of the Coffee Woman"
    • TV-PG
  175. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Bounces Back"
    • TV-PG
  176. 6:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  177. 6:30 AM Judge Faith "The Rat Zone; Our Friendship Is Fini"
    • TV-PG
  178. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Viral Video Episode"
    • TV-PG
  179. 7:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Rat in the House Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  180. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  181. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  182. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  183. 9:30 AM Supreme Justice With Judge Karen Mills "Uninvited Genitals & Dude, Where's My Laptop?"
    • TV-PG
  184. 10:00 AM Bridezillas "Regina; Angela"
    • TV-14  (L)
  185. 11:00 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  186. 11:30 AM Justice for All With Judge Cristina Pérez "Psychic Scheme & Littlest Marijuana Activist"
    • TV-PG
  187. 12:00 PM America's Court With Judge Ross "Who Does That?; It's Not Your Car!"
    • TV-PG
  188. 12:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Stole My Stove"
    • TV-PG
  189. 1:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  190. 2:00 PM Forensic Files "As the Tide Turns"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  191. 2:30 PM Forensic Files "Crime Seen"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  192. 3:00 PM Judge Faith "You Sold Me a Dead Woman's Car; MMA Fight to Get My Money"
    • TV-PG
  193. 3:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Brown-Ramirez vs. Wayne"
    • TV-14
  194. 4:00 PM Hot Bench "Girls Trip Nightmare!; Here Today, Guam Tomorrow"
    • TV-G
  195. 4:30 PM Hot Bench "Hostile Living Environment?; Dog Gone Crazy!"
    • TV-G
  196. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Racist Relatives Face Off!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  198. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 7:00 PM The Middle "The Smell"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  200. 7:30 PM The Middle "The Clover"
    • TV-PG
  201. Wednesday Night
  202. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 10:00 PM America's Next Top Model "The Guys and Girls Make It to Hollywood"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  207. 11:00 PM A Wicked Offer "When Kush Comes to Shove"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  208. Thursday, August 6
  209. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Holy Mackerel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  210. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Departure Time"
    • TV-PG
  211. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Luca$"
    • TV-PG
  212. 1:30 AM American Dad "Family Affair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  213. 2:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Ghost Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  214. 2:30 AM Rules of Engagement "The Chair"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  215. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  216. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Chandler's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  217. 4:00 AM American Dad "Kung Pao Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  218. 4:30 AM The Cleveland Show "B.M.O.C."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  219. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Joke's on Al"
    • TV-PG
  220. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Aliens"
    • TV-PG
  221. 6:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  222. 6:30 AM Judge Faith "Rock N Roll Electric Bill; Laptop Catfight"
    • TV-PG
  223. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The No Nah Nah Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  224. 7:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Booty Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  225. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  226. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  227. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  228. 9:30 AM Supreme Justice With Judge Karen Mills "Dude, You Wrecked My Car; Unwanted Stimulation"
    • TV-PG
  229. 10:00 AM Bridezillas "Angela; Shelayna"
    • TV-14  (L)
  230. 11:00 AM Cheaters
    • TV-14
  231. 11:30 AM Justice for All With Judge Cristina Pérez "Text of Shame"
    • TV-PG
  232. 12:00 PM America's Court With Judge Ross "Captain Save an Artist; You Signed for It, so You Stole It"
    • TV-PG
  233. 12:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Hookah Disaster & Melted Wedding Couture"
    • TV-PG
  234. 1:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  235. 2:00 PM Forensic Files "A Tight Leash"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  236. 2:30 PM Forensic Files "Speck of Evidence"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  237. 3:00 PM Judge Faith "Petty Theft"
    • TV-PG
  238. 3:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Billingsley vs. Broadnax"
    • TV-14
  239. 4:00 PM Hot Bench "Teen Takes Cheap Shot at Mom's Ex!; Renter Beware!"
    • TV-G
  240. 4:30 PM Hot Bench "College Party House of Horrors!; Electric Daisy Disaster"
    • TV-G
  241. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Darling Daughters and Deadbeat Dads!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  243. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 7:00 PM The Middle "The Walk"
    • TV-PG
  245. 7:30 PM The Middle "The Telling"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  246. Thursday Night
  247. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 10:00 PM Beauty and the Beast "Cat's Out of the Bag"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (V)
  252. 11:00 PM Dates "David and Mia"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 11:30 PM Dates "Mia and David"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D)
  254. Friday, August 7
  255. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Jung Frankenstein"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  256. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Swim Neighbors"
    • TV-G
  257. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "White Christmas Blues"
    • TV-PG
  258. 1:30 AM American Dad "Live and Let Fry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  259. 2:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Four Pillars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  260. 2:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Meat Wars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  261. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  262. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  263. 4:00 AM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  264. 4:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Jesus Walks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  265. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Torch Song Duet"
    • TV-PG
  266. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Wabbit Season"
    • TV-PG
  267. 6:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  268. 6:30 AM Judge Faith "Football Feud"
    • TV-PG
  269. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Get Together Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  270. 7:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Mr. Himdependent Episode"
    • TV-PG
  271. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  274. 9:30 AM Supreme Justice With Judge Karen Mills "No License, No Work; He Had It Comin'"
    • TV-PG
  275. 10:00 AM Bridezillas "Shelayna & Ladessia"
    • TV-14  (L)
  276. 11:00 AM Cheaters "Megan Swenski"
    • TV-14
  277. 11:30 AM Justice for All With Judge Cristina Pérez "My Lane; Burning Sensation"
    • TV-PG
  278. 12:00 PM America's Court With Judge Ross
    • TV-PG
  279. 12:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "The Bailout & Home Run Trot Plot"
    • TV-PG
  280. 1:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  281. 2:00 PM Forensic Files "Muffled Cries"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  282. 2:30 PM Forensic Files "Broken Bond"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  283. 3:00 PM Judge Faith "Dog Bite Showdown; Swoop and Squat?"
    • TV-PG
  284. 3:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Cavanaugh vs. Bowles/McElliot"
    • TV-14
  285. 4:00 PM Hot Bench "Hit and Run for It!; While the Mom Is Away ..."
    • TV-G
  286. 4:30 PM Hot Bench "Siberian Husky Shootout!"
    • TV-G
  287. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Your Sex Drive Is Driving Me Crazy!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 7:00 PM The Middle "The Wind Chimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  291. 7:30 PM The Middle "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  292. Friday Night
  293. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 10:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Big Cats, Dream Girls and Fun Physics"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  298. 10:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Cedric the Entertainer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 11:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "The Invisi-Ball Thread"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  300. Saturday, August 8
  301. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Mammary Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  302. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "S'no Job"
    • TV-PG
  303. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "The Kid Is Alright"
    • TV-PG
  304. 1:30 AM American Dad "Roy Rogers McFreely"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  305. 2:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Indian Giver"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  306. 2:30 AM Rules of Engagement "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 3:00 AM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  308. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  309. 4:00 AM American Dad "Faking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  310. 4:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Flush of Genius"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  311. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Twisted"
    • TV-PG
  312. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy"
    • TV-PG
  313. 6:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  314. 6:30 AM Judge Faith "Cell Phone Stalker; Man Overboard"
    • TV-PG
  315. 7:00 AM Entertainers: With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  316. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  317. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  318. 9:00 AM Larry King Special Report
  319. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 10:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Hats off to Charles"
    • TV-G
  321. 10:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Going Dutch"
    • TV-G
  322. 11:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Great Chili Cook-Off"
    • TV-G
  323. 11:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Boston Terrier Party"
    • TV-G
  324. 12:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "The English Patient"
    • TV-G
  325. 12:30 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Hyperactive Husky"
    • TV-G
  326. 1:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Dog on Wire"
    • TV-G
  327. 1:30 PM Dog Town, USA "Tough Scruff"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  328. 2:00 PM Expedition Wild "Exploring Yellowstone's Backcountry"
    • TV-G
  329. 2:30 PM Rock the Park "Hawaii Volcanoes: Trekking Mauna Loa"
    • TV-G
  330. 3:00 PM Painless Hair Removal!
  331. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  332. 4:00 PM Cook Like a Pro
  333. 4:30 PM Paid Programming
  334. 5:00 PM Father of Invention
    • PG-13
  335. 7:00 PM Forensic Files "Killer Impression"
    • TV-14  (V)
  336. 7:30 PM Forensic Files "If I Were You"
    • TV-14  (V)
  337. Saturday Night
  338. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  339. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dollhouse"
    • TV-14  (S)
  340. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 10:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 10:30 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. Sunday, August 9
  347. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Business Affairs"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  348. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Flash Photography"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  349. 1:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  350. 1:30 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  351. 2:00 AM Comedy.TV
    • TV-PG
  352. 3:00 AM Cheaters "Ian Sutter; Richard Sharp"
    • TV-14
  353. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 6:00 AM The Pinkertons "Forever Free"
    • TV-PG
  358. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Bigg Box Klub Episode"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  359. 7:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Black Friday Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  360. 8:00 AM American Latino TV
    • TV-PG
  361. 8:30 AM LatiNation
    • TV-PG
  362. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  363. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  364. 10:00 AM Time of Grace
  365. 10:30 AM Tomorrow's World
  366. 11:00 AM Animal Atlas "Family Functions"
    • TV-G
  367. 11:30 AM Pets.TV
    • TV-G
  368. 12:00 PM On the Spot "Oddities, Get Creative, Untold History"
    • TV-G
  369. 12:30 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "Coolest Malta Adventure"
    • TV-G
  370. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
  371. 1:30 PM Have a Turkey Neck?
  372. 2:00 PM Cook Like a Pro
  373. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  374. 3:00 PM Step Up
    • PG-13
  375. 5:00 PM The Time Machine
    • PG-13
  376. 7:00 PM The Game Plane
    • TV-PG
  377. 7:30 PM The Game Plane
    • TV-PG
  378. Sunday Night
  379. 8:00 PM The Middle "Christmas Help"
    • TV-PG
  380. 8:30 PM The Middle "Twenty Years"
    • TV-PG
  381. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  382. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  383. 10:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 10:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 11:00 PM Rules of Engagement "3rd Wheel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  386. 11:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Snoozin' for a Bruisin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  387. Monday, August 10
  388. 12:00 AM Futurama "The Six Million Dollar Mon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  389. 12:30 AM Futurama "Assie Come Home"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  390. 1:00 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Top Ten: Civilian Encounters"
    • TV-PG
  391. 1:30 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Alien Achilles Heel"
    • TV-PG
  392. 2:00 AM The Conspiracy Show "Bible Codes"
    • TV-PG
  393. 2:30 AM The Conspiracy Show "Past Life Regressions Part 2"
    • TV-PG
  394. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 4:00 AM Hostage
    • R
  397. 6:00 AM The First Family
    • TV-PG
  398. 6:30 AM Mr. Box Office
    • TV-PG
  399. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Boy Has Style Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  400. 7:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Fall of Troy Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  401. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  402. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  403. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  404. 9:30 AM Supreme Justice With Judge Karen Mills
    • TV-PG
  405. 10:00 AM Bridezillas "Shelayna & Milena"
    • TV-14  (L)
  406. 11:00 AM Cheaters "Antonio Gutierrez"
    • TV-14
  407. 11:30 AM Justice for All With Judge Cristina Pérez
    • TV-PG
  408. 12:00 PM America's Court With Judge Ross
    • TV-PG
  409. 12:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  410. 1:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  411. 2:00 PM Forensic Files "Skirting the Evidence"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  412. 2:30 PM Forensic Files "Out of the Ashes"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  413. 3:00 PM Judge Faith "You Cheated Me Out of My Money"
    • TV-PG
  414. 3:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Alston vs. Jones/Delk/Harrison"
    • TV-14
  415. 4:00 PM Hot Bench "Smog Test Scam?; Teen Money Matters"
    • TV-G
  416. 4:30 PM Hot Bench "Family Funeral Affair; Online Gaming Romance"
    • TV-G
  417. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "You're Not Fit to Be a Parent"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  418. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  419. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  420. 7:00 PM The Middle "The Optimist"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  421. 7:30 PM The Middle "Last Whiff of Summer, Part 1"
    • TV-PG
  422. Monday Night
  423. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  424. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  425. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  426. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  427. 10:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Now THAT'S a Bunny!"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D)
  428. 11:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Gary Anthony Williams 2"
    • NEW
  429. 11:30 PM Significant Mother "Mixed Doubles"
    • NEW
  430. Tuesday, August 11
  431. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Flame Resistant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  432. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Pregnant Pause"
    • TV-PG
  433. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Married to the Blob"
    • TV-PG
  434. 1:30 AM American Dad "Jack's Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  435. 2:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Reunion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  436. 2:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Baby Talk"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  437. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  438. 3:30 AM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  439. 4:00 AM American Dad "Minstrel Krampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  440. 4:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Mama Drama"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  441. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Children of the Corns"
    • TV-PG
  442. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "One Down, Two to Go"
    • TV-PG
  443. 6:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  444. 6:30 AM Judge Faith "Football Thugs"
    • TV-PG
  445. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Gold Party Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  446. 7:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Suzanne Gets One-Upped Episode"
    • TV-PG
  447. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  448. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  449. 9:00 AM Jane Seymour's Skin Care Secret
  450. 9:30 AM Supreme Justice With Judge Karen Mills
    • TV-PG
  451. 10:00 AM Bridezillas "Milena"
    • TV-14  (L)
  452. 11:00 AM Cheaters "James Johnson"
    • TV-14
  453. 11:30 AM Justice for All With Judge Cristina Pérez
    • TV-PG
  454. 12:00 PM America's Court With Judge Ross
    • TV-PG
  455. 12:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  456. 1:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  457. 2:00 PM Forensic Files "Small Town Terror"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  458. 2:30 PM Forensic Files "Common Thread"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  459. 3:00 PM Judge Faith "Church Crush"
    • TV-PG
  460. 3:30 PM Lauren Lake's Paternity Court "Kelly vs. Duncan/Anthony"
    • TV-14
  461. 4:00 PM Hot Bench "Ammo Explodes in Face!"
    • TV-G
  462. 4:30 PM Hot Bench "Stolen Horse Caper; The Deadbeat Tenant Shuffle?"
    • TV-G
  463. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Deadbeat Dads in Denial!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  464. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  465. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  466. 7:00 PM The Middle "Office Hours"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  467. 7:30 PM The Middle "Last Whiff of Summer, Part 2"
    • TV-PG
  468. Tuesday Night
  469. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  470. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  471. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  472. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  473. 10:00 PM The Flash "Crazy for You"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  474. 11:00 PM iZombie "Patriot Brains"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  475. Wednesday, August 12
  476. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Connect Four"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  477. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Pregnant Pause"
    • TV-PG
  478. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Yellow Subterfuge"
    • TV-PG
  479. 1:30 AM American Dad "Bar Mitzvah Hustle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  480. 2:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Free Free Time"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  481. 2:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Cooking Class"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  482. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  483. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Red Sweater"
    • TV-PG
  484. 4:00 AM American Dad "Vision: Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  485. 4:30 AM The Cleveland Show "All You Can Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  486. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly's Gotta Habit"
    • TV-PG
  487. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "And Baby Makes Money"
    • TV-PG
  488. 6:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  489. 6:30 AM Judge Faith "Fishing for Love"
    • TV-PG
  490. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Take Your Kids to Work Day Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  491. 7:30 AM