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  1. Yesterday
  2. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  3. 10:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  4. Today
  5. 1:00 AM Archer "Jeu Monégasque"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  6. 1:30 AM Archer "White Nights"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  7. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  10. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  12. 4:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  13. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  14. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  15. 6:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  16. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  17. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 8:00 AM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  20. 10:00 AM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  21. 12:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  22. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer at the Bat"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  23. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Star"
    • TV-PG
  24. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder"
    • TV-PG
  25. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Tennis the Menace"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  26. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Barting Over"
    • TV-PG
  27. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "The Great Wife Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  28. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  29. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Yellow Badge of Cowardge"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  30. 7:00 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  31. Tonight
  32. 9:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  33. Tomorrow
  34. 12:00 AM Archer "Double Trouble"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  35. 12:30 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  36. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  39. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  40. 3:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  41. 3:30 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  42. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  43. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  44. 5:00 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  45. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  46. 6:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  47. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  48. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Swept Away"
    • TV-14  (D)
  49. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Spy Who Loved Me"
    • TV-14  (D)
  50. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  51. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  53. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  54. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  55. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  56. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  57. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  58. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  59. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  60. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip off Classic"
    • TV-PG
  61. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  62. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Gin It Up!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Filibuster"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  64. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Recall Vote"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  65. 3:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  66. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Telltale Head"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  67. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Old Money"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  68. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  69. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gets a Job"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  70. Tomorrow Night
  71. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  72. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  73. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Day the Violence Died"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  74. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  75. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Dumbbell Indemnity"
    • TV-PG
  76. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mom and Pop Art"
    • TV-PG
  77. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Alone Again Natura-Diddly"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  78. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Great Money Caper"
    • TV-PG
  79. Tuesday, May 3
  80. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  81. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  82. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  83. 3:00 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  84. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  85. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  86. 4:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  87. 5:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  88. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  89. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  90. 6:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  91. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Painter"
    • TV-14  (S)
  92. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Happy Anniversary"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  93. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  95. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  96. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  97. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Fluoride"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  98. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Cones of Dunshire"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  99. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Second Chunce"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  100. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "New Beginnings"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Farmers Market"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 12:30 PM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  103. 2:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  104. 5:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  105. Tuesday Night
  106. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Mobile Homer"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  107. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Marge Turn a Couple Play"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  108. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boys of Bummer"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  109. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Dial `N' for Nerder"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  110. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Wedding for Disaster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  111. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Million-Dollar Maybe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  112. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  113. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  114. Wednesday, May 4
  115. 12:00 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  116. 12:31 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part III"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  117. 1:02 AM Archer "Lo Scandalo"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  118. 1:33 AM Archer "The Man From Jupiter"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  119. 2:04 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  120. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  121. 3:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  122. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  123. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  124. 4:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  125. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  126. 5:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  127. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  128. 6:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  129. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Murray's Tale"
    • TV-G
  130. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Bing, Bang, Boom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  131. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  134. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Mother's Day"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  136. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Bucks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  138. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ann and Chris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  139. 12:00 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  140. 2:30 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  141. 5:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  142. Wednesday Night
  143. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  144. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  145. Thursday, May 5
  146. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  147. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  148. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  150. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  151. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  152. 4:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  153. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  154. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  155. 5:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  156. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved!
  157. 6:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  158. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  159. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  160. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  161. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Ship Happens"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  163. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  164. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  165. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Prom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  167. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season 2"
    • TV-14  (L)
  168. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "One in 8,000"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  169. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  170. 1:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  171. 3:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  172. 6:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  173. Thursday Night
  174. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Principal Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  175. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  176. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  177. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Love Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  178. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Date With Density"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  179. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  180. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Way We Weren't"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  181. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Flaming Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  182. Friday, May 6
  183. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  184. 1:03 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  185. 2:06 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  186. 3:09 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  187. 4:12 AM Paid Programming
  188. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  189. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  192. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  193. 7:00 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  194. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  195. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  198. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  199. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  201. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  202. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  203. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  204. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  205. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L)
  207. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Canvassing"
    • TV-PG
  208. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Boys' Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Banquet"
    • TV-14  (L)
  211. 4:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  212. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Realty Bites"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  213. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  214. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Behind the Laughter"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  215. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Worst Episode Ever"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  216. Friday Night
  217. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Loan-a-Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  218. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  219. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "To Cur With Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  220. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Pay Pal"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  221. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Peeping Mom"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  222. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  223. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Large Marge"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  224. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  225. Saturday, May 7
  226. 12:00 AM Archer "El Contador"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  227. 12:31 AM Archer "The Limited"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  228. 1:02 AM Archer "Drift Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  229. 1:33 AM Archer "Crossing Over"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  230. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  231. 2:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  232. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  233. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  234. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  235. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 5:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  237. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  238. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  239. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  240. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  244. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  246. 10:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  247. 12:00 PM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  248. 2:00 PM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  249. 4:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  250. 6:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  251. Saturday Night
  252. 8:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  253. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  254. Sunday, May 8
  255. 12:00 AM Archer "Bloody Ferlin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  256. 12:30 AM Archer "Skin Game"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  257. 1:00 AM Archer "Space Race: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  258. 1:30 AM Archer "Space Race: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  259. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  262. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  263. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 8:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  272. 10:00 AM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  273. 12:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  274. 2:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  275. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Life on the Fast Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  276. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Crepes of Wrath"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  277. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Round Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  278. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  279. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  280. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Devil Wears Nada"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  281. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Once Upon a Time in Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  282. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  283. Sunday Night
  284. 8:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  285. 10:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  286. Monday, May 9
  287. 12:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 12:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  289. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 3:30 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  295. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  296. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  297. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  298. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  302. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  303. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  305. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  307. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  308. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  309. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  310. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  311. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  312. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  313. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Rock Show"
    • TV-PG
  314. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Zoo"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  315. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Stakeout"
    • TV-14  (L)
  316. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Beauty Pageant"
    • TV-14  (L)
  317. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Practice Date"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  318. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  319. 4:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  320. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Genius"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  321. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Dancin' Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  322. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Pony"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  323. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's First Word"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  324. Monday Night
  325. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  326. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homie the Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  327. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Iconoclast"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  328. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  329. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-G
  330. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Mother"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  331. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  332. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  333. Tuesday, May 10
  334. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  335. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  346. 7:30 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  347. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  350. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  351. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  352. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  353. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  355. 12:00 PM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  356. 2:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  357. 4:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  358. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  359. Tuesday Night
  360. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Pranksta Rap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  361. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
    • TV-PG
  362. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Jazzy and the Pussycats"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  363. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Love, Springfieldian Style"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  364. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Double Double Boy in Trouble"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  365. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Color Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  366. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Strong Arms of the Ma"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  367. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  368. Wednesday, May 11
  369. 12:00 AM Archer "Fugue and Riffs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  370. 12:30 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  371. 1:00 AM Archer "The Wind Cries Mary"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  372. 1:30 AM Archer "Legs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  373. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  376. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  377. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  382. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  383. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  384. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Paul Is Dead"
    • TV-PG
  385. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  388. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  389. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  390. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  391. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Christmas Scandal"
    • TV-14  (D)
  392. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 12:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  394. 2:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  395. 4:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  396. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  397. Wednesday Night
  398. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  399. 10:00 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  400. Thursday, May 12
  401. 12:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  402. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  403. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  404. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  405. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  406. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  407. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  408. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  409. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  410. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  411. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  412. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Same Time Next Week"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  413. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Late Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  414. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  415. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  416. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  417. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  418. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  419. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  420. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  421. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  422. 12:00 PM The Dictator
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  423. 2:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  424. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  425. 6:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  426. Thursday Night
  427. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Vigilante"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  428. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Team Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  429. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpson Tide"
    • TV-PG
  430. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm With Cupid"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  431. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  432. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "That '90s Show"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  433. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Saga of Carl"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  434. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Dangers on a Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  435. Friday, May 13
  436. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  437. 1:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  438. 2:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  439. 3:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  440. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  441. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  442. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  443. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  444. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  445. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  446. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality"
    • TV-14  (S)
  447. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Cold Feet"
    • TV-G
  448. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  450. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  451. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  452. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  453. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  454. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  455. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  456. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  457. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  458. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  459. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  460. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  461. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  462. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  463. 3:30 PM Twilight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  464. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in the Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  465. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Mountain of Madness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  466. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Last Temptation of Krusty"
    • TV-PG
  467. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  468. Friday Night
  469. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  470. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  471. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  472. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Diggs"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  473. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Covercraft"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  474. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Blazed and Confused"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  475. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  476. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  477. Saturday, May 14
  478. 12:00 AM Archer "Midnight Ron"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  479. 12:30 AM Archer "Viscous Coupling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  480. 1:00 AM Archer "Once Bitten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  481. 1:30 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  482. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  483. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  484. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  485. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  486. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  487. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  488. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  489. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  490. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  491. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  492. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  493. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  494. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  495. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  496. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  497. 9:30 AM Twilight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  498. 12:00 PM The Twilight Saga: New Moon
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  499. 3:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  500. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  501. Saturday Night
  502. 8:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13