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  1. Yesterday
  2. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  5. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  6. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  7. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  8. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  9. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  11. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  12. 1:00 PM Rango
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  13. 3:30 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  14. 5:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  15. Last Night
  16. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Burns"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  17. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Radioactive Man"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  18. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Beyond Blunderdome"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  19. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Alone Again Natura-Diddly"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  20. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "There's Something About Marrying"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  21. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Any Given Sundance"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  22. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Whopper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  23. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Angry Dad: The Movie"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  24. Today
  25. 12:00 AM Archer "Viscous Coupling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  26. 12:30 AM Archer "Once Bitten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  27. 1:00 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  28. 1:30 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  29. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  30. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  33. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  34. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  35. 5:00 AM Knife Spectacular II
  36. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  37. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  38. 6:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  39. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Murray's Tale"
    • TV-G
  40. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Bing, Bang, Boom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  41. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  43. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  44. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  45. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  46. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  47. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Mother's Day"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  49. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  51. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  52. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Christmas Scandal"
    • TV-14  (D)
  53. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  55. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  56. 3:30 PM Click
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  57. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  58. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Principal and the Pauper"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  59. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Monty Can't Buy Me Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  60. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Children of a Lesser Clod"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  61. Tonight
  62. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Loan-a-Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  63. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  64. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dangers on a Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  65. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Married to the Blob"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  66. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Waiting for Duffman"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  67. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart's New Friend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  68. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Parent Rap"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  69. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Born Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  70. Tomorrow
  71. 12:00 AM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  72. 12:31 AM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  73. 1:02 AM Archer "The Papal Chase"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  74. 1:33 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  75. 2:04 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  76. 2:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  77. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  78. 3:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  79. 4:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  80. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  81. 5:00 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  82. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  83. 6:00 AM Bald Move
  84. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  85. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  86. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  87. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  88. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "The Chance Who Stole Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  89. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  90. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  91. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  92. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 11:00 AM Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  94. 1:00 PM Click
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  95. 3:30 PM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  96. 6:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  97. Tomorrow Night
  98. 8:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  99. 10:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  100. Sunday, August 28
  101. 12:00 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  102. 12:30 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  103. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  104. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  105. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  108. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  110. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  111. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  112. 5:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  113. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  114. 6:30 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  115. 7:00 AM Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  116. 9:00 AM Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  117. 11:00 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  118. 1:30 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  119. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Brush With Greatness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  120. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Blood Feud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  121. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  122. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  123. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  124. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The 138th Episode Spectacular"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  125. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Mountain of Madness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  126. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Blunder Years"
    • TV-PG
  127. 7:30 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  128. Sunday Night
  129. 9:30 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  130. 11:30 PM Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  131. Monday, August 29
  132. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  134. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  135. 3:00 AM Cooking Made Easy
  136. 3:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  137. 4:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  138. 4:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  139. 5:00 AM Regrow Hair With The Number 1 Clinically Proven System For Women
  140. 5:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  141. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  142. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  143. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  144. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  145. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  148. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  150. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  151. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  152. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  153. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  154. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  155. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  157. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  158. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  160. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  161. 4:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  162. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Call of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  163. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  164. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer at the Bat"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  165. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "I Love Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  166. Monday Night
  167. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Vigilante"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  168. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer Badman"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  169. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Fink"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  170. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Enemy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  171. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Simpson"
    • TV-PG
  172. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mayored to the Mob"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  173. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Little Big Mom"
    • TV-14  (V)
  174. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Tree Hugger"
    • TV-PG
  175. Tuesday, August 30
  176. 12:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  177. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  178. 2:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  179. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  181. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  182. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  183. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  184. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  185. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  186. 7:00 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  187. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  188. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  191. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  192. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  193. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  194. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 11:30 AM Hereafter
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  196. 2:30 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  197. 5:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  198. Tuesday Night
  199. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Seven-Beer Snitch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  200. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  201. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Stop or My Dog Will Shoot"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  202. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  203. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  204. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "American History X-cellent"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  205. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "I Am Furious Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  206. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  207. Wednesday, August 31
  208. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  209. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  210. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  211. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  212. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  213. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  215. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  216. 4:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  217. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 5:00 AM Knife Spectacular II
  219. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  220. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  222. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  223. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  224. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  226. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  227. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  228. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Go Big or Go Home"
    • TV-14  (L)
  229. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season"
    • TV-14  (L)
  230. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Time Capsule"
    • TV-14  (L)
  231. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammy: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  232. 12:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  233. 2:30 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  234. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  235. Wednesday Night
  236. 8:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  237. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  238. 10:34 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  239. 11:07 PM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  240. Thursday, September 1
  241. 1:06 AM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  242. 1:39 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  243. 2:08 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  244. 2:37 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  245. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
  246. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  247. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  248. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  249. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 6:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  252. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  254. 7:30 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  255. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  256. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  257. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  258. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Media Blitz"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  259. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Indianapolis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  260. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Harvest Festival"
    • TV-14
  261. 11:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  262. 1:30 PM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  263. 3:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  264. 6:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  265. Thursday Night
  266. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  267. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart After Dark"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  268. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  269. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Natural Born Kissers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  270. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  271. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Boys of Bummer"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  272. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Sex, Pies and Idiot-Scrapes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  273. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "What Animated Women Want"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  274. Friday, September 2
  275. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  276. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  277. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  278. 1:30 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  279. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  284. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  285. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  286. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  287. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  290. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Paul Is Dead"
    • TV-PG
  291. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  293. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  294. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  295. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  296. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  297. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  298. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  300. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  301. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Camping"
    • TV-14  (L)
  302. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Andy and April's Fancy Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  303. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Soulmates"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Painting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Eagleton"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  306. 3:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  307. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart on the Road"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  308. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  309. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Joy of Sect"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  310. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-PG
  311. Friday Night
  312. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  313. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  314. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  315. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brick Like Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  316. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Man Who Came to Be Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  317. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Opposites A-Frack"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  318. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  319. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  320. Saturday, September 3
  321. 12:00 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  322. 12:31 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  323. 1:02 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  324. 1:33 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  325. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  326. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 4:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  330. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  331. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  338. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  340. 9:30 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  341. 1:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  342. 3:30 PM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  343. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  344. Saturday Night
  345. 8:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  346. 10:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  347. Sunday, September 4
  348. 12:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 12:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  356. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  359. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  360. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 7:30 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  364. 10:30 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  365. 12:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  366. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Gets Famous"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  367. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Homerpalooza"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  368. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Summer of 4'2''"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  369. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  370. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  371. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer to the Max"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  372. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  373. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Food Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  374. 7:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  375. Sunday Night
  376. 9:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  377. 11:00 PM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  378. Monday, September 5
  379. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  382. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  383. 4:00 AM World's Easiest Computer
  384. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  385. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  386. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  387. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  388. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  389. 7:00 AM The Simpsons "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  390. 7:30 AM The Simpsons "Homer's Odyssey"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  391. 8:00 AM The Simpsons "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  392. 8:30 AM The Simpsons "Mr. Plow"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  393. 9:00 AM The Simpsons "Marge vs. the Monorail"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  394. 9:30 AM The Simpsons "Lisa's Rival"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  395. 10:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer the Smithers"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  396. 10:30 AM The Simpsons "You Only Move Twice"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  397. 11:00 AM The Simpsons "Bart Star"
    • TV-PG
  398. 11:30 AM The Simpsons "Simpson Tide"
    • TV-PG
  399. 12:00 PM The Simpsons "Trash of the Titans"
    • TV-PG
  400. 12:30 PM The Simpsons "Lard of the Dance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  401. 1:00 PM The Simpsons "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  402. 1:30 PM The Simpsons "Missionary: Impossible"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  403. 2:00 PM The Simpsons "Kill the Alligator and Run"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  404. 2:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Dignity"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  405. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  406. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Bye Bye Nerdy"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  407. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Children of a Lesser Clod"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  408. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  409. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Half-Decent Proposal"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  410. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Today I Am a Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  411. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  412. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Midnight Rx"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  413. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Torn"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  414. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge's Son Poisoning"
    • TV-PG
  415. Monday Night
  416. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "See Homer Run"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  417. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "My Fair Laddy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  418. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  419. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  420. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  421. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wife Aquatic"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  422. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Homerazzi"
    • TV-PG
  423. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "A Midsummer's Nice Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  424. Tuesday, September 6
  425. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer Scissorhands"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  426. 12:30 AM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  427. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Super Franchise Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  428. 1:30 AM The Simpsons "Waiting for Duffman"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  429. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  430. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  431. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  432. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  433. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  434. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  435. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  436. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  437. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  438. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  439. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Same Time Next Week"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  440. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Late Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  441. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  442. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  443. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  444. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  445. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Fight"
    • TV-14  (L)
  446. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Road Trip"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  447. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Bubble"
    • TV-14  (L)
  448. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Li'l Sebastian"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "I'm Leslie Knope"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  450. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  451. 1:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  452. 3:30 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  453. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  454. Tuesday Night
  455. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Future-Drama"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  456. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Paternity Coot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  457. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Haw-Hawked Couple"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  458. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Husbands and Knives"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  459. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Life, Please"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  460. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  461. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Jaws Wired Shut"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  462. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  463. Wednesday, September 7
  464. 12:00 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  465. 12:30 AM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  466. 1:00 AM Archer "Nellis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  467. 1:30 AM Archer "The Kanes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  468. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  469. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  470. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  471. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  472. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  473. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  474. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  475. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  476. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  477. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  478. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality"
    • TV-14  (S)
  479. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Cold Feet"
    • TV-G
  480. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  481. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  482. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  483. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  484. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  485. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  486. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Born & Raised"
    • TV-14  (D)
  487. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Rangers"
    • TV-PG
  488. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Meet 'n' Greet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  489. 12:30 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  490. 2:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  491. 5:00 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  492. 7:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  493. Wednesday Night
  494. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • NEW
  495. 10:30 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  496. 11:00 PM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  497. 11:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  498. Thursday, September 8
  499. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  500. 2:30 AM Archer "Pocket Listing"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  501. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  502. 3:30 AM Paid Programming