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  1. Yesterday
  2. 2:00 PM Vampires Suck
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  3. 4:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  4. 6:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  5. Last Night
  6. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  7. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  8. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The 138th Episode Spectacular"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  9. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Mother Simpson"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  10. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "D'oh-in' in the Wind"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  11. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "My Mother the Carjacker"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  12. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Mona Leaves-a"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  13. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "How I Wet Your Mother"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  14. Today
  15. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  16. 1:04 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  17. 2:07 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  18. 3:11 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  19. 4:14 AM Paid Programming
  20. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  21. 5:00 AM Blade Dynasty
  22. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  23. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  24. 6:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  25. 7:00 AM Sports Night "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  26. 7:30 AM Sports Night "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  27. 8:00 AM Mad About You "The Second Mrs. Buchman"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  28. 8:30 AM Mad About You "The Coin of Destiny"
    • TV-PG
  29. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 9:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  32. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Gin It Up!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Filibuster"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  34. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Recall Vote"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  35. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Fluoride"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  36. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Cones of Dunshire"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  37. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Second Chunce"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  38. 1:30 PM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  39. 2:00 PM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  40. 2:30 PM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  41. 3:00 PM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 3:30 PM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  43. 4:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  44. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Maximum Homerdrive"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  45. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart to the Future"
    • TV-PG
  46. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Tree Hugger"
    • TV-PG
  47. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  48. Tonight
  49. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Boy Meets Curl"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  50. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  51. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Holidays of Future Passed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  52. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Penny-Wiseguys"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  53. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Days of Future Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  54. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Yellow Subterfuge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  55. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Goo Goo Gai Pan"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  56. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Dad Who Knew Too Little"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  57. Tomorrow
  58. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  59. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  60. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  61. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  62. 2:04 AM Projects Made Easy
  63. 2:30 AM Body Beast
  64. 3:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  65. 3:30 AM Can't Sleep?
  66. 4:00 AM Cook Like a Pro
  67. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  68. 5:00 AM Body Beast
  69. 5:30 AM Six Star Knife Set
  70. 6:00 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  71. 6:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  72. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Caper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  73. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Baby Video"
    • TV-PG
  74. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  76. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 9:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  79. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  80. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  81. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  82. 12:00 PM The Simpsons "A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  83. 12:30 PM The Simpsons "Dangers on a Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  84. 1:00 PM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  85. 3:30 PM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  86. 5:30 PM Knowing
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  87. Tomorrow Night
  88. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  89. 11:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  90. Sunday, August 30
  91. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "Sunday Funday"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  92. 2:30 AM You're the Worst "PTSD"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  93. 3:01 AM You're the Worst "Equally Dead Inside"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  94. 3:31 AM You're the Worst "Finish Your Milk"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  95. 4:02 AM Paid Programming
  96. 4:30 AM Six Star Knife Set
  97. 5:00 AM Can't Sleep?
  98. 5:30 AM Blade Dynasty
  99. 6:00 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  100. 6:30 AM Derm Exclusive!
  101. 7:00 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  102. 7:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  104. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "The Men of New Natesville"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  105. 9:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  106. 11:30 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  107. 1:30 PM Knowing
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  108. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the General"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  109. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Date With Density"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  110. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Bye Bye Nerdy"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  111. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "24 Minutes"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  112. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  113. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Spy Who Learned Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  114. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Winter of His Content"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  115. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Specs and the City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  116. Sunday Night
  117. 8:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  118. 10:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  119. Monday, August 31
  120. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  122. 2:00 AM FanDuel one-week fantasy football: How to play, compete and win
  123. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  124. 3:00 AM Body Beast
  125. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  126. 4:00 AM Cook Like a Pro
  127. 4:30 AM Can't Sleep?
  128. 5:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  129. 5:30 AM Blade Dynasty
  130. 6:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  131. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  132. 7:00 AM Sports Night "The Hungry and the Hunted"
    • TV-PG
  133. 7:30 AM Sports Night "Intellectual Property"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  134. 8:00 AM Mad About You "Fire at Riff's"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  135. 8:30 AM Mad About You "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG
  136. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 9:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "New Beginnings"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Farmers Market"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ann and Chris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  141. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  142. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  143. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  145. 1:30 PM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  146. 2:00 PM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  147. 2:30 PM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 3:00 PM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  149. 3:30 PM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  150. 4:00 PM Tooth Fairy
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  151. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Crepes of Wrath"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  152. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  153. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Saturdays of Thunder"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  154. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Last Exit to Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  155. Monday Night
  156. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  157. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Itchy & Scratchy Land"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  158. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Fink"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  159. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Springfield Files"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  160. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Skeptic"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  161. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-PG
  162. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Saddlesore Galactica"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  163. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Insane Clown Poppy"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  164. Tuesday, September 1
  165. 12:00 AM The League "Taco Standard Time"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  166. 12:33 AM The League "Epi-Sexy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  167. 1:06 AM The League "EBDBBnB"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  168. 1:39 AM The League "Menage a Cinq"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  169. 2:12 AM Paid Programming
  170. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  171. 3:00 AM Six Star Knife Set
  172. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  173. 4:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  174. 4:30 AM Can't Sleep?
  175. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  176. 5:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  177. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  178. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  179. 7:00 AM Sports Night "Mary Pat Shelby"
    • TV-14
  180. 7:30 AM Sports Night "The Head Coach, Dinner and the Morning Mail"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  181. 8:00 AM Mad About You "Paul Slips in the Shower"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  182. 8:30 AM Mad About You "Nat & Arley"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  183. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 9:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Prom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  186. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season 2"
    • TV-14  (L)
  187. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "One in 8,000"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  188. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  189. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  190. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  191. 1:00 PM Tooth Fairy
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  192. 3:00 PM Soul Surfer
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  193. 5:30 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  194. Tuesday Night
  195. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Fat Man and Little Boy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  196. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Simpsons Christmas Stories"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  197. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Moe'N'A Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  198. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Apocalypse Cow"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  199. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Mypods and Boomsticks"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  200. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Bob Next Door"
  201. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  202. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Hunka Hunka Burns in Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  203. Wednesday, September 2
  204. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  205. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  206. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  207. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  208. 2:04 AM Body Beast
  209. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  210. 3:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  211. 3:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  212. 4:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  213. 4:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  214. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  215. 5:30 AM Six Star Knife Set
  216. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  217. 6:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  218. 7:00 AM Sports Night "Dear Louise ..."
    • TV-14  (D)
  219. 7:30 AM Sports Night "Thespis"
    • TV-PG
  220. 8:00 AM Mad About You "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  221. 8:30 AM Mad About You "Season Opener"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  222. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 9:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  225. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L)
  227. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Canvassing"
    • TV-PG
  228. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 1:00 PM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  231. 1:30 PM Raising Hope "Prodigy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  232. 2:00 PM Paranormal Activity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  233. 4:00 PM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  234. 6:00 PM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  235. Wednesday Night
  236. 8:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  237. 10:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  238. Thursday, September 3
  239. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 3
    • R
  240. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  241. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  243. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  244. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  245. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  246. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  248. 6:00 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  249. 6:30 AM Six Star Knife Set
  250. 7:00 AM Sports Night "The Quality of Mercy at 29K"
    • TV-PG
  251. 7:30 AM Sports Night "Shoe Money Tonight"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  252. 8:00 AM Mad About You "A Pain in the Neck"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  253. 8:30 AM Mad About You "Tragedy Plus Time"
    • TV-14  (D)
  254. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 9:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Boys' Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Banquet"
    • TV-14  (L)
  258. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Rock Show"
    • TV-PG
  259. 11:30 AM Paranormal Activity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  260. 1:30 PM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  261. 3:30 PM Click
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  262. 6:00 PM Hall Pass
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  263. Thursday Night
  264. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  265. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The President Wore Pearls"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  266. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Girls Just Want to Have Sums"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  267. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Waverly Hills, 9021-D'Oh"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  268. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Postcards From the Wedge"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  269. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Elementary School Musical"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  270. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "A Test Before Trying"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  271. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "YOLO"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  272. Friday, September 4
  273. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  274. 1:04 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  275. 2:07 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  276. 3:11 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  277. 4:14 AM Paid Programming
  278. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  279. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  282. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  283. 7:00 AM Sports Night "The Six Southern Gentlemen of Tennessee"
    • TV-PG
  284. 7:30 AM Sports Night "Smoky"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  285. 8:00 AM Mad About You "There's a Puma in the Kitchen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  286. 8:30 AM Mad About You "The Silent Show"
    • TV-14  (S)
  287. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  288. 9:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Zoo"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  290. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Stakeout"
    • TV-14  (L)
  291. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Beauty Pageant"
    • TV-14  (L)
  292. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Practice Date"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  293. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  294. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  295. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  296. 1:30 PM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  297. 2:00 PM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  298. 2:30 PM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 3:00 PM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  300. 3:30 PM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  301. 4:00 PM Hall Pass
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  302. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart on the Road"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  303. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Homer They Fall"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  304. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Viva Ned Flanders"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  305. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Grift of the Magi"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  306. Friday Night
  307. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  308. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Great Simpsina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  309. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "A Midsummer's Nice Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Food Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  311. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Changing of the Guardian"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  312. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Steal This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  313. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Blunder Years"
    • TV-PG
  314. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Steal This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  315. Saturday, September 5
  316. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  317. 12:31 AM Archer "Mole Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  318. 1:02 AM Archer "Training Day"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  319. 1:33 AM Archer "Diversity Hire"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  320. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  321. 2:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  322. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 3:30 AM Can't Sleep?
  324. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 5:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  327. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 6:00 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  329. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  332. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "It's a Hopeful Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  333. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Mrs. Smartypants"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  334. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  335. 9:30 AM The Simpsons "Stark Raving Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  336. 10:00 AM The Simpsons "Rosebud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  337. 10:30 AM Immortals
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  338. 1:00 PM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  339. 4:30 PM Super 8
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  340. 7:00 PM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  341. Saturday Night
  342. 10:30 PM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  343. Sunday, September 6
  344. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "Constant Horror and Bone-Deep Dissatisfaction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  345. 2:32 AM You're the Worst "Fists and Feet and Stuff"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  346. 3:06 AM The League "The Beach House"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  347. 3:42 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 4:12 AM Paid Programming
  349. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 5:00 AM Can't Sleep?
  351. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 7:30 AM Immortals
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  356. 10:00 AM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  357. 1:30 PM Super 8
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  358. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Principal Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  359. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Radio Bart"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  360. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Badman"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  361. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror VI"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  362. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Monty Can't Buy Me Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  363. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Skinner's Sense of Snow"
    • TV-PG
  364. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  365. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "My Fair Laddy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  366. Sunday Night
  367. 8:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  368. 10:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  369. Monday, September 7
  370. 12:00 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  371. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  372. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  373. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  374. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  377. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  378. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  379. 4:30 AM Can't Sleep?
  380. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  382. 6:00 AM FanDuel one-week fantasy football: How to play, compete and win
  383. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  384. 7:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer's Odyssey"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  385. 7:30 AM The Simpsons "Brush With Greatness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  386. 8:00 AM The Simpsons "Bart the Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  387. 8:30 AM The Simpsons "Colonel Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  388. 9:00 AM The Simpsons "Marge Gets a Job"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  389. 9:30 AM The Simpsons "Mr. Plow"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  390. 10:00 AM The Simpsons "The PTA Disbands"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  391. 10:30 AM The Simpsons "Springfield Connection"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  392. 11:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer the Smithers"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  393. 11:30 AM The Simpsons "Bart After Dark"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  394. 12:00 PM The Simpsons "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  395. 12:30 PM The Simpsons "You Only Move Twice"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  396. 1:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Carny"
    • TV-PG
  397. 1:30 PM The Simpsons "Girlie Edition"
    • TV-PG
  398. 2:00 PM The Simpsons "Realty Bites"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  399. 2:30 PM The Simpsons "Mayored to the Mob"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  400. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  401. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  402. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Children of a Lesser Clod"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  403. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Pokey Mom"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  404. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  405. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Papa's Got a Brand New Badge"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  406. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "C.E. D'OH"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  407. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  408. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Simple Simpson"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  409. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Mommie Beerest"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  410. Monday Night
  411. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Crook and Ladder"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  412. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homerazzi"
    • TV-PG
  413. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  414. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wife Aquatic"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  415. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Husbands and Knives"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  416. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Midnight Towboy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  417. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Sex, Pies and Idiot-Scrapes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  418. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Devil Wears Nada"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  419. Tuesday, September 8
  420. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer Scissorhands"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  421. 12:30 AM The Simpsons "The Book Job"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  422. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  423. 1:30 AM The Simpsons "You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  424. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  425. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  426. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  427. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  428. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  429. 4:30 AM Can't Sleep?
  430. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  431. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  432. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  433. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  434. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Weekend in L.A."
    • TV-14  (S)
  435. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Thanksgiving Show"
    • TV-PG
  436. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  437. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  438. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  439. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  440. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  441. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  442. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  443. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Christmas Scandal"
    • TV-14  (D)
  444. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  445. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  446. 1:00 PM Raising Hope "The Men of New Natesville"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  447. 1:30 PM Raising Hope "It's a Hopeful Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  448. 2:00 PM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  449. 4:00 PM Mama
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  450. 6:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  451. Tuesday Night
  452. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "She Used to Be My Girl"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  453. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Paternity Coot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  454. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Stop or My Dog Will Shoot"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  455. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "E. Pluribus Wiggum"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  456. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Burns and the Bees"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  457. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Squirt and the Whale"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  458. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Margical History Tour"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  459. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Sweets and Sour Marge"
    • TV-PG
  460. Wednesday, September 9
  461. 12:00 AM Archer "Killing Utne"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  462. 12:31 AM Archer "Honeypot"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  463. 1:02 AM Archer "Skorpio"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  464. 1:33 AM Archer "Skytanic"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  465. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  466. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  467. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  468. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  469. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  470. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  471. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  472. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  473. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  474. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  475. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Buried Fight"
    • TV-G
  476. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Farmer Buchman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  477. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  478. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  479. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  480. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  481. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  482. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  483. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Mrs. Smartypants"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  484. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  485. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Tarot Cards"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  486. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Jimmy's Fake Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  487. 1:00 PM Mama
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  488. 3:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  489. 5:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  490. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  491. Wednesday Night
  492. 10:00 PM The League "That Other Draft"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  493. 10:30 PM You're the Worst "The Sweater People"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  494. 11:00 PM The League "That Other Draft"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  495. 11:30 PM You're the Worst "The Sweater People"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  496. Thursday, September 10
  497. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "The Man Who Grew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  498. 12:30 AM The Simpsons "The Kid Is Alright"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  499. 1:00 AM The League "That Other Draft"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  500. 1:30 AM You're the Worst "The Sweater People"
    • TV-MA