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  1. Yesterday
  2. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  5. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  6. 3:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  7. 3:30 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  8. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  9. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  10. 5:00 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  11. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  12. 6:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  13. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  14. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Swept Away"
    • TV-14  (D)
  15. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Spy Who Loved Me"
    • TV-14  (D)
  16. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  17. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  19. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  20. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  21. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  22. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  23. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  24. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  25. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  26. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip off Classic"
    • TV-PG
  27. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  28. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Gin It Up!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Filibuster"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  30. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Recall Vote"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  31. 3:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  32. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Telltale Head"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  33. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Old Money"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  34. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  35. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gets a Job"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  36. Last Night
  37. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  38. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  39. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Day the Violence Died"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  40. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  41. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Dumbbell Indemnity"
    • TV-PG
  42. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mom and Pop Art"
    • TV-PG
  43. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Alone Again Natura-Diddly"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  44. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Great Money Caper"
    • TV-PG
  45. Today
  46. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  47. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  48. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  49. 3:00 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  50. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  51. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  52. 4:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  53. 5:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  54. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  55. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  56. 6:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  57. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Painter"
    • TV-14  (S)
  58. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Happy Anniversary"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  59. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  61. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  62. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  63. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Fluoride"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  64. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Cones of Dunshire"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  65. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Second Chunce"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  66. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "New Beginnings"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Farmers Market"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 12:30 PM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  69. 2:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  70. 5:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  71. Tonight
  72. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Mobile Homer"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  73. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Marge Turn a Couple Play"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  74. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boys of Bummer"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  75. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Dial `N' for Nerder"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  76. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Wedding for Disaster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  77. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Million-Dollar Maybe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  78. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  79. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  80. Tomorrow
  81. 12:00 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  82. 12:31 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part III"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  83. 1:02 AM Archer "Lo Scandalo"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  84. 1:33 AM Archer "The Man From Jupiter"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  85. 2:04 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  86. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  87. 3:00 AM Body Beast
  88. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  89. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  90. 4:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  91. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  92. 5:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  93. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  94. 6:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  95. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Murray's Tale"
    • TV-G
  96. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Bing, Bang, Boom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  97. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  100. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Mother's Day"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  102. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Bucks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  104. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ann and Chris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  105. 12:00 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  106. 2:30 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  107. 5:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  108. Tomorrow Night
  109. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  110. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  111. Thursday, May 5
  112. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  113. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  114. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  116. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  117. 3:30 AM Monster Blades
  118. 4:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  119. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  120. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  121. 5:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  122. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved!
  123. 6:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  124. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  125. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  126. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  127. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Ship Happens"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  129. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  130. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  131. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Prom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  133. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season 2"
    • TV-14  (L)
  134. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "One in 8,000"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  135. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  136. 1:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  137. 3:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  138. 6:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  139. Thursday Night
  140. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Principal Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  141. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  142. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  143. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Love Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  144. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Date With Density"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  145. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  146. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Way We Weren't"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  147. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Flaming Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  148. Friday, May 6
  149. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  150. 1:03 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  151. 2:06 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  152. 3:09 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  153. 4:12 AM Paid Programming
  154. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  155. 5:00 AM Monster Blades
  156. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  157. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  158. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  159. 7:00 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  160. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  161. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  164. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  165. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  167. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  168. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  169. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  170. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  171. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L)
  173. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Canvassing"
    • TV-PG
  174. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Boys' Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Banquet"
    • TV-14  (L)
  177. 4:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  178. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Realty Bites"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  179. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  180. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Behind the Laughter"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  181. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Worst Episode Ever"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  182. Friday Night
  183. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Loan-a-Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  184. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  185. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "To Cur With Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  186. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Pay Pal"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  187. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Peeping Mom"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  188. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  189. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Large Marge"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  190. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  191. Saturday, May 7
  192. 12:00 AM Archer "El Contador"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  193. 12:31 AM Archer "The Limited"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  194. 1:02 AM Archer "Drift Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  195. 1:33 AM Archer "Crossing Over"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  196. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  197. 2:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  198. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  199. 3:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  200. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  201. 4:30 AM DIY Twice as Fast
  202. 5:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  203. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  204. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  205. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  206. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  210. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  212. 10:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  213. 12:00 PM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  214. 2:00 PM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  215. 4:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  216. 6:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  217. Saturday Night
  218. 8:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  219. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  220. Sunday, May 8
  221. 12:00 AM Archer "Bloody Ferlin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  222. 12:30 AM Archer "Skin Game"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  223. 1:00 AM Archer "Space Race: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  224. 1:30 AM Archer "Space Race: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  225. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  228. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  229. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  233. 6:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  234. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 8:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  238. 10:00 AM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  239. 12:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  240. 2:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  241. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Life on the Fast Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  242. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Crepes of Wrath"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  243. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Round Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  244. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  245. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  246. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Devil Wears Nada"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  247. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Once Upon a Time in Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  248. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  249. Sunday Night
  250. 8:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  251. 10:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  252. Monday, May 9
  253. 12:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 12:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  255. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 3:30 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  261. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  262. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  265. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  268. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  269. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  271. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  272. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  273. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  274. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  275. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  276. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  277. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  278. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  279. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Rock Show"
    • TV-PG
  280. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Zoo"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  281. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Stakeout"
    • TV-14  (L)
  282. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Beauty Pageant"
    • TV-14  (L)
  283. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Practice Date"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  284. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  285. 4:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  286. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Genius"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  287. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Dancin' Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  288. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Pony"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  289. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's First Word"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  290. Monday Night
  291. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  292. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homie the Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  293. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Iconoclast"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  294. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  295. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-G
  296. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Mother"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  297. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  298. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  299. Tuesday, May 10
  300. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  301. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  303. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  304. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  305. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  306. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  307. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  312. 7:30 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  313. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  316. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  317. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  318. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  319. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  321. 12:00 PM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  322. 2:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  323. 4:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  324. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  325. Tuesday Night
  326. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Pranksta Rap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  327. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
    • TV-PG
  328. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Jazzy and the Pussycats"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  329. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Love, Springfieldian Style"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  330. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Double Double Boy in Trouble"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  331. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Color Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  332. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Strong Arms of the Ma"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  333. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  334. Wednesday, May 11
  335. 12:00 AM Archer "Fugue and Riffs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  336. 12:30 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  337. 1:00 AM Archer "The Wind Cries Mary"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  338. 1:30 AM Archer "Legs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  339. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  350. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Paul Is Dead"
    • TV-PG
  351. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  354. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  355. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  356. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  357. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Christmas Scandal"
    • TV-14  (D)
  358. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 12:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  360. 2:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  361. 4:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  362. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  363. Wednesday Night
  364. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  365. 10:00 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  366. Thursday, May 12
  367. 12:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  368. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  371. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  372. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  377. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  378. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Same Time Next Week"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  379. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Late Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  380. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  383. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  384. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  385. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  386. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  388. 12:00 PM The Dictator
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  389. 2:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  390. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  391. 6:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  392. Thursday Night
  393. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Vigilante"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  394. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Team Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  395. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpson Tide"
    • TV-PG
  396. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm With Cupid"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  397. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  398. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "That '90s Show"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  399. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Saga of Carl"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  400. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Dangers on a Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  401. Friday, May 13
  402. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  403. 1:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  404. 2:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  405. 3:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  406. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  407. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  408. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  409. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  410. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  411. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  412. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality"
    • TV-14  (S)
  413. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Cold Feet"
    • TV-G
  414. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  415. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  416. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  417. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  418. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  419. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  420. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  421. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  422. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  423. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  424. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  425. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  426. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  427. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  428. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  429. 3:30 PM Twilight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  430. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in the Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  431. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Mountain of Madness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  432. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Last Temptation of Krusty"
    • TV-PG
  433. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  434. Friday Night
  435. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  436. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  437. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  438. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Diggs"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  439. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Covercraft"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  440. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Blazed and Confused"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  441. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  442. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  443. Saturday, May 14
  444. 12:00 AM Archer "Midnight Ron"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  445. 12:30 AM Archer "Viscous Coupling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  446. 1:00 AM Archer "Once Bitten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  447. 1:30 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  448. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  449. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  450. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  451. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  452. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  453. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  454. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  455. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  456. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  457. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  458. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  459. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  460. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  461. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  462. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  463. 9:30 AM Twilight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  464. 12:00 PM The Twilight Saga: New Moon
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  465. 3:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  466. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  467. Saturday Night
  468. 8:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  469. 10:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  470. Sunday, May 15
  471. 1:00 AM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  472. 1:30 AM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  473. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  474. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  475. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  476. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  477. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  478. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  479. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  480. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  481. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  482. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  483. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  484. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  485. 8:00 AM The Twilight Saga: New Moon
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  486. 11:00 AM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  487. 1:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  488. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "The PTA Disbands"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  489. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Be Not Proud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  490. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Mother"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  491. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge's Son Poisoning"
    • TV-PG
  492. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Has Two Mommies"
    • TV-PG
  493. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Lost Verizon"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  494. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Moms I'd Like to Forget"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  495. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Peeping Mom"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  496. Sunday Night
  497. 8:00 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  498. 10:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13