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  1. Yesterday
  2. 8:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  3. 10:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  4. Today
  5. 12:00 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  6. 12:30 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  7. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  8. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  9. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  12. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  14. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  15. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  16. 5:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  17. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  18. 6:30 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  19. 7:00 AM Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  20. 9:00 AM Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  21. 11:00 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  22. 1:30 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  23. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Brush With Greatness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  24. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Blood Feud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  25. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  26. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  27. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  28. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The 138th Episode Spectacular"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  29. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Mountain of Madness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  30. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Blunder Years"
    • TV-PG
  31. 7:30 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  32. Tonight
  33. 9:30 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  34. 11:30 PM Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  35. Tomorrow
  36. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  38. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  39. 3:00 AM Cooking Made Easy
  40. 3:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  41. 4:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  42. 4:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  43. 5:00 AM Regrow Hair With The Number 1 Clinically Proven System For Women
  44. 5:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  45. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  46. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  47. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  48. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  49. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  52. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  54. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  55. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  56. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  57. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  58. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  59. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  61. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  62. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  64. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  65. 4:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  66. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Call of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  67. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  68. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer at the Bat"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  69. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "I Love Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  70. Tomorrow Night
  71. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Vigilante"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  72. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer Badman"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  73. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Fink"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  74. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Enemy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  75. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Simpson"
    • TV-PG
  76. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mayored to the Mob"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  77. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Little Big Mom"
    • TV-14  (V)
  78. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Tree Hugger"
    • TV-PG
  79. Tuesday, August 30
  80. 12:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  81. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  82. 2:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  83. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  84. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  85. 4:00 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  86. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  87. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  88. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  89. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  90. 7:00 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  91. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  92. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  95. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  96. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  97. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  98. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 11:30 AM Hereafter
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  100. 2:30 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  101. 5:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  102. Tuesday Night
  103. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Seven-Beer Snitch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  104. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  105. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Stop or My Dog Will Shoot"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  106. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  107. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  108. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "American History X-cellent"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  109. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "I Am Furious Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  110. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  111. Wednesday, August 31
  112. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  113. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  114. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  115. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  116. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  117. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  118. 3:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  119. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  120. 4:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  121. 4:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  122. 5:00 AM Knife Spectacular II
  123. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  124. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  125. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  126. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  127. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  128. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  130. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  131. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  132. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Go Big or Go Home"
    • TV-14  (L)
  133. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season"
    • TV-14  (L)
  134. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Time Capsule"
    • TV-14  (L)
  135. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammy: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  136. 12:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  137. 2:30 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  139. Wednesday Night
  140. 8:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  141. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  142. 10:34 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  143. 11:07 PM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  144. Thursday, September 1
  145. 1:06 AM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  146. 1:39 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  147. 2:08 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  148. 2:37 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  149. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
  150. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  151. 4:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  152. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  153. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  154. 5:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  155. 6:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  156. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  157. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  158. 7:30 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  159. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  160. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  161. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  162. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Media Blitz"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  163. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Indianapolis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  164. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Harvest Festival"
    • TV-14
  165. 11:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  166. 1:30 PM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  167. 3:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  168. 6:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  169. Thursday Night
  170. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  171. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart After Dark"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  172. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  173. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Natural Born Kissers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  174. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  175. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Boys of Bummer"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  176. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Sex, Pies and Idiot-Scrapes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  177. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "What Animated Women Want"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  178. Friday, September 2
  179. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  180. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  181. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  182. 1:30 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  183. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  188. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  189. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  191. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  192. 6:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  193. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  194. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Paul Is Dead"
    • TV-PG
  195. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  197. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  198. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  199. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  200. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  201. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  202. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  204. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  205. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Camping"
    • TV-14  (L)
  206. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Andy and April's Fancy Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  207. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Soulmates"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Painting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Eagleton"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  210. 3:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  211. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart on the Road"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  212. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  213. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Joy of Sect"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  214. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-PG
  215. Friday Night
  216. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  217. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  218. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  219. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brick Like Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  220. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Man Who Came to Be Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  221. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Opposites A-Frack"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  222. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  223. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  224. Saturday, September 3
  225. 12:00 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  226. 12:31 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  227. 1:02 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  228. 1:33 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  229. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  230. 2:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  231. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 4:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  234. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 5:00 AM Body Beast
  236. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  237. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  238. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  239. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  242. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  244. 9:30 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  245. 1:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  246. 3:30 PM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  247. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  248. Saturday Night
  249. 8:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  250. 10:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  251. Sunday, September 4
  252. 12:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 12:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  260. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  261. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  262. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  263. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  264. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  265. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  266. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 7:30 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  268. 10:30 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  269. 12:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  270. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Gets Famous"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  271. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Homerpalooza"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  272. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Summer of 4'2''"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  273. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  274. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  275. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer to the Max"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  276. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  277. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Food Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  278. 7:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  279. Sunday Night
  280. 9:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  281. 11:00 PM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  282. Monday, September 5
  283. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  284. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  285. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  286. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  287. 4:00 AM World's Easiest Computer
  288. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 7:00 AM The Simpsons "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  294. 7:30 AM The Simpsons "Homer's Odyssey"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  295. 8:00 AM The Simpsons "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  296. 8:30 AM The Simpsons "Mr. Plow"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  297. 9:00 AM The Simpsons "Marge vs. the Monorail"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  298. 9:30 AM The Simpsons "Lisa's Rival"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  299. 10:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer the Smithers"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  300. 10:30 AM The Simpsons "You Only Move Twice"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  301. 11:00 AM The Simpsons "Bart Star"
    • TV-PG
  302. 11:30 AM The Simpsons "Simpson Tide"
    • TV-PG
  303. 12:00 PM The Simpsons "Trash of the Titans"
    • TV-PG
  304. 12:30 PM The Simpsons "Lard of the Dance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  305. 1:00 PM The Simpsons "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  306. 1:30 PM The Simpsons "Missionary: Impossible"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  307. 2:00 PM The Simpsons "Kill the Alligator and Run"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  308. 2:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Dignity"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  309. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  310. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Bye Bye Nerdy"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  311. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Children of a Lesser Clod"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  312. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  313. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Half-Decent Proposal"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  314. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Today I Am a Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  315. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  316. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Midnight Rx"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  317. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Torn"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  318. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge's Son Poisoning"
    • TV-PG
  319. Monday Night
  320. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "See Homer Run"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  321. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "My Fair Laddy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  322. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  323. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  324. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  325. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wife Aquatic"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  326. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Homerazzi"
    • TV-PG
  327. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "A Midsummer's Nice Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. Tuesday, September 6
  329. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer Scissorhands"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  330. 12:30 AM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  331. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Super Franchise Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  332. 1:30 AM The Simpsons "Waiting for Duffman"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  333. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Same Time Next Week"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  344. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Late Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  345. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  346. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  347. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  348. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  349. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Fight"
    • TV-14  (L)
  350. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Road Trip"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  351. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Bubble"
    • TV-14  (L)
  352. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Li'l Sebastian"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "I'm Leslie Knope"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  355. 1:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  356. 3:30 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  357. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  358. Tuesday Night
  359. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Future-Drama"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  360. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Paternity Coot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  361. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Haw-Hawked Couple"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  362. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Husbands and Knives"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  363. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Life, Please"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  364. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  365. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Jaws Wired Shut"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  366. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  367. Wednesday, September 7
  368. 12:00 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  369. 12:30 AM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  370. 1:00 AM Archer "Nellis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  371. 1:30 AM Archer "The Kanes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  372. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  377. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  378. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  379. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  380. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  382. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality"
    • TV-14  (S)
  383. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Cold Feet"
    • TV-G
  384. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  387. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  388. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  390. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Born & Raised"
    • TV-14  (D)
  391. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Rangers"
    • TV-PG
  392. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Meet 'n' Greet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  393. 12:30 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  394. 2:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  395. 5:00 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  396. 7:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  397. Wednesday Night
  398. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • NEW
  399. 10:30 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  400. 11:00 PM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  401. 11:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  402. Thursday, September 8
  403. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  404. 2:30 AM Archer "Pocket Listing"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  405. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  406. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  407. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  408. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  409. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  410. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  411. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  412. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  413. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Instant Karma"
    • TV-PG
  414. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Tape"
    • TV-PG
  415. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  416. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  417. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Prodigy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  418. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  419. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  420. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  421. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "End of the World"
    • TV-14  (L)
  422. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Treaty"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  423. 12:00 PM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  424. 3:30 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  425. 5:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  426. Thursday Night
  427. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  428. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gets a Job"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  429. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Great"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  430. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Mom and Pop Art"
    • TV-PG
  431. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Frying Game"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  432. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "All's Fair in Oven War"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  433. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  434. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Coming to Homerica"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  435. Friday, September 9
  436. 12:00 AM Archer "Reignition Sequence"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  437. 12:30 AM Archer "Achub y Morfilod"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  438. 1:00 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  439. 1:30 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  440. 2:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  441. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  442. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  443. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  444. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  445. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  446. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  447. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Love Letters"
    • TV-PG
  448. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Last Scampi"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  449. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  450. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  451. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  452. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  453. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  454. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  455. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "The Men of New Natesville"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  456. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "It's a Hopeful Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  457. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Mrs. Smartypants"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  458. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  459. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Smallest Park"
    • TV-PG
  460. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Trial of Leslie Knope"
    • TV-PG
  461. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Citizen Knope"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  462. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Comeback Kid"
    • TV-PG
  463. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Campaign Ad"
    • TV-14
  464. 3:30 PM The Social Network
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  465. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Sells His Soul"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  466. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Trouble With Trillions"
    • TV-PG
  467. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Viva Ned Flanders"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  468. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Saddlesore Galactica"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  469. Friday Night
  470. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Moms I'd Like to Forget"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  471. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Book Job"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  472. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "A Tree Grows in Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  473. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "What to Expect When Bart's Expecting"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  474. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Bull-E"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  475. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Clown in the Dumps"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  476. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Three Gays of the Condo"
    • TV-14  (D)
  477. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The President Wore Pearls"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  478. Saturday, September 10
  479. 12:00 AM Archer "Mole Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  480. 12:30 AM Archer "Training Day"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  481. 1:00 AM Archer "Diversity Hire"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  482. 1:30 AM Archer "Killing Utne"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  483. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  484. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  485. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  486. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  487. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  488. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  489. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  490. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  491. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  492. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  493. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  494. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  495. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Tarot Cards"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  496. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy's Fake Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  497. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sheer Madness"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  498. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Single White Female Role Model"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  499. 10:00 AM Red Tails
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  500. 12:30 PM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  501. 3:00 PM Takers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  502. 5:30 PM The Social Network
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • PG-13