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  2. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  3. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  4. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  5. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  6. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  7. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  8. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  9. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
  10. 11:00 AM Family Feud
    • TV-PG
  11. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  12. 12:00 PM New Mexico Living
  13. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  14. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "The Power Couple"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Prank Thy Neighbor"
    • TV-PG
  16. 2:30 PM The Middle "Not Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG
  17. 3:00 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  18. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath"
    • TV-PG
  19. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Storage Wars"
    • TV-PG
  21. 5:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "I Think My Daughter Is Sleeping With Her Cousin"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 6:00 PM Last Man Standing "Home Security"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  23. 6:30 PM Last Man Standing "House Rules"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  24. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Integrity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  25. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Patriot Games"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  26. Last Night
  27. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Re-Entry Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  28. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  29. 9:00 PM Supernatural "The Future"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  30. 10:00 PM Riverdale "Chapter Eleven: To Riverdale and Back Again"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (L)
  31. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Not a Father's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. Today
  34. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  35. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  36. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pool Guy"
    • TV-PG
  37. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pen"
    • TV-PG
  38. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Buggie Nights"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  39. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Work Related"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  40. 3:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  41. 3:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  42. 4:00 AM ES.TV
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  43. 4:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  44. 5:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ
  45. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  46. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  47. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  48. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  49. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  50. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  51. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  52. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
  53. 11:00 AM Family Feud
    • TV-PG
  54. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  55. 12:00 PM New Mexico Living
  56. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "The Birthday Deal"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  57. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Double Down"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  58. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Bust Out Comedy"
    • TV-PG
  59. 2:30 PM The Middle "Find My Hecks"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  60. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  61. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Secret Closet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  62. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  63. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Blow Outs"
    • TV-PG
  64. 5:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "I Gave up Escorting So Stop Bringing Up My Past!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 6:00 PM Last Man Standing "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 6:30 PM Last Man Standing "Last Christmas Standing"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  67. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Crying Out Loud"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  68. 7:30 PM Modern Family "American Skyper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  69. Tonight
  70. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Extract Obliteration"
    • TV-14  (L)
  71. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  72. 9:00 PM The Originals "Bag of Cobras"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (V)
  73. 10:00 PM Reign "A Better Man"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  74. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Woooo!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. Tomorrow
  77. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Sponge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  80. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Parking Garage"
    • TV-PG
  81. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Sold-Y Locks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  82. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Twisted Sitters"
    • TV-14  (D)
  83. 3:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  84. 3:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  85. 4:00 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  86. 4:30 AM Larry King Special Report
  87. 5:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ
  88. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  89. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  90. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  91. 7:30 AM KRILLW CoQ
  92. 8:00 AM Hurricane Spin Scrubber
  93. 8:30 AM Don't Live With Wrinkles! New Breakthrough Used by Top Celebrities!
  94. 9:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Calling Dr. Emily"
    • TV-G
  95. 9:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "In Living Color"
    • TV-G
  96. 10:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Come Here Cujo"
    • TV-G
  97. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Basset Hound Blues"
    • TV-G
  98. 11:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Leery Luna"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  99. 11:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Healing the Heeler"
    • TV-G
  100. 12:00 PM Save Our Shelter "Best of Episode: Get Involved and Volunteer!"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  101. 12:30 PM Vacation Creation "Captain for a Day"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  102. 1:00 PM Save to Win "Don't Mess With Texas"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  103. 1:30 PM Unlikely Animal Friends "The Cat's Pajamas"
    • TV-G
  104. 2:00 PM PiYo Workout!
  105. 2:30 PM AAA Benefits and Savings
  106. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ballroom Dancing"
    • TV-PG
  107. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  108. 4:00 PM Without a Paddle
    • PG-13
  109. 6:00 PM Last Man Standing "The Road Less Driven"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  110. 6:30 PM Last Man Standing "Halloween"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  111. 7:00 PM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  112. 7:30 PM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  113. Tomorrow Night
  114. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  115. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  116. 9:00 PM Modern Family "Manny Get Your Gun"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  117. 9:30 PM Modern Family "Mother Tucker"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  118. 10:00 PM The Middle "Forced Family Fun"
    • TV-PG
  119. 10:30 PM The Middle "Forced Family Fun"
    • TV-PG
  120. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Dance Dance Revelation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  121. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Slow Down Your Neighbors"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  122. Sunday, April 30
  123. 12:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  124. 12:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  125. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Gum"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  126. 1:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Young and the Restless"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  127. 2:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Hard Day's Night"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  128. 2:30 AM Jack Van Impe Presents
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  129. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Emotional Rollercoaster"
    • TV-PG
  130. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Four Play"
    • TV-PG
  131. 4:00 AM Comedy.TV
    • TV-PG
  132. 5:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Supergags!"
    • TV-PG
  133. 5:30 AM Copper Chef
  134. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  135. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  136. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  137. 7:30 AM Larry King Special Report
  138. 8:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  139. 8:30 AM Fight the 7 signs of aging
  140. 9:00 AM Catholic Mass
  141. 9:30 AM The Truth in Love
  142. 10:00 AM Copper Chef
  143. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  144. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  145. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  146. 12:00 PM The Connection With Skip Heitzig
  147. 12:30 PM AAA Benefits and Savings
  148. 1:00 PM Never Fear Power Outages
  149. 1:30 PM LifeLock Protection
  150. 2:00 PM The First Family "The First Butler"
    • TV-PG
  151. 2:30 PM Mr. Box Office "Fifty Shades of Gray Hair"
    • TV-PG
  152. 3:00 PM Without a Paddle: Nature's Calling
    • PG-13
  153. 5:00 PM Blue Bloods "With Friends Like These"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  154. 6:00 PM Rookie Blue "Best Laid Plans"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  155. 7:00 PM Rookie Blue "A Little Faith"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  156. Sunday Night
  157. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  158. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  159. 9:00 PM Everybody's Fine
    • PG-13
  160. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sorry, Bro"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  161. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Front Porch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. Monday, May 1
  163. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  165. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Rye"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  166. 1:30 AM The Maiden Heist
    • PG-13
  167. 3:30 AM Worry Free Living
  168. 4:00 AM Made in Hollywood "How to Be a Latin Lover, Sleight, Lion Blu-ray/DVD"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  169. 4:30 AM Blue Bloods "Quid Pro Quo"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  170. 5:30 AM Cooking Made Easy
  171. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  172. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  173. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  174. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  175. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  176. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  177. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  178. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
  179. 11:00 AM Family Feud
    • TV-PG
  180. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  181. 12:00 PM New Mexico Living
  182. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Kids"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  183. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Cheating"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Sky High Pranks"
    • TV-PG
  185. 2:30 PM The Middle "The Show Must Go On"
    • TV-PG
  186. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  187. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  188. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  189. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "A Midwinter Night's Sex Comedy"
    • TV-PG
  190. 5:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "I Want Him Gone! My 34-Year-Old Son Is a Moocher!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 6:00 PM Last Man Standing "The Passion of the Mandy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  192. 6:30 PM Last Man Standing "Moon Over Kenya"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  193. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Summer Lovin'"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  194. 7:30 PM Modern Family "The Day Alex Left for College"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  195. Monday Night
  196. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Habitation Configuration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  197. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  198. 9:00 PM Supergirl "Alex"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (V)
  199. 10:00 PM Jane the Virgin "Chapter Sixty-One"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D)
  200. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  201. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  202. Tuesday, May 2
  203. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Caddy"
    • TV-PG
  206. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Cafe"
    • TV-PG
  207. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Hartford Wailer"
    • TV-PG
  208. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Better Camera"
    • TV-PG
  209. 3:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  210. 3:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  211. 4:00 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  212. 4:30 AM Say Goodbye to Dark Spots & Dark Marks & Hello to Flawless Radiance!
  213. 5:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ
  214. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  215. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  216. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  217. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  218. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  219. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  220. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  221. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
  222. 11:00 AM Family Feud
    • TV-PG
  223. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  224. 12:00 PM New Mexico Living
  225. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Game On"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  226. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Scavenger Hunt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Two Vased Pranks"
    • TV-PG
  228. 2:30 PM The Middle "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  229. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Moves Out"
    • TV-PG
  230. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Tea Leaves"
    • TV-PG
  231. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "GILFS"
    • TV-PG
  233. 5:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "Best of - Robert's Biggest Lie Detector Fails!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 6:00 PM Last Man Standing "Take Your Daughter to Work"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  235. 6:30 PM Last Man Standing "Odd Couple Out"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  236. 7:00 PM Modern Family "The Closet Case"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  237. 7:30 PM Modern Family "She Crazy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  238. Tuesday Night
  239. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 43 Peculiarity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  240. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  241. 9:00 PM The Flash "I Know Who You Are"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (V)
  242. 10:00 PM iZombie "Spanking the Zombie"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  243. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fight"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  244. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. Wednesday, May 3
  246. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Seven"
    • TV-PG
  249. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  250. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Acting Out"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  251. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Wedding Presence"
    • TV-PG
  252. 3:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  253. 3:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  254. 4:00 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  255. 4:30 AM Tummy Tuck: Miracle Nonsurgical Discovery Melts Away Belly Fat
  256. 5:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ
  257. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  261. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  262. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  263. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  264. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
  265. 11:00 AM Family Feud
    • TV-PG
  266. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  267. 12:00 PM New Mexico Living
  268. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Jeff's Wooby"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  269. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "The Last of the Red Hat Lovers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Spaced Out Comedy"
    • TV-PG
  271. 2:30 PM The Middle "The Cheerleader"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  272. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Eddie Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  273. 3:30 PM Friends "The One in Massapequa"
    • TV-PG
  274. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  275. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Cleveland Fantasy Con"
    • TV-PG
  276. 5:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "If My Fiancé Does Not Lose 150 lbs. in 5 Months, It's Over!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 6:00 PM Last Man Standing "Tree of Strife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  278. 6:30 PM Last Man Standing "House of Spirits"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  279. 7:00 PM Modern Family "The Verdict"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  280. 7:30 PM Modern Family "The More You Ignore Me"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  281. Wednesday Night
  282. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Parking Spot Escalation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  284. 9:00 PM Arrow "Underneath"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (V)
  285. 10:00 PM The 100 "Die All, Die Merrily"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (V)
  286. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Minnesota"
    • TV-14  (D)
  287. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. Thursday, May 4
  289. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  291. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Cadillac"
    • TV-PG
  292. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Nose Job"
    • TV-PG
  293. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Fight Schlub"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  294. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Papa Pill"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  295. 3:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  296. 3:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  297. 4:00 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  298. 4:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  299. 5:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ
  300. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  301. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  304. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  305. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  306. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  307. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
  308. 11:00 AM Family Feud
    • TV-PG
  309. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  310. 12:00 PM New Mexico Living
  311. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Jeff's New Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Audrey Is Dumb"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  313. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Hiss-terical Pranks"
    • TV-PG
  314. 2:30 PM The Middle "The Floating Anniversary"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  315. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies"
    • TV-14  (S)
  316. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Interview"
    • TV-PG
  317. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  318. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Extras"
    • TV-PG
  319. 5:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "You've Been a Lying Dog Since the Beginning!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 6:00 PM Last Man Standing "Adrenaline"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  321. 6:30 PM Last Man Standing "Baxter & Sons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  322. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Phil's Sexy, Sexy House"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  323. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Clean out Your Junk Drawer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  324. Thursday Night
  325. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fish Guts Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  326. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  327. 9:00 PM Supernatural "Twigs & Twine & Tasha Banes"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  328. 10:00 PM Riverdale "Chapter Twelve: Anatomy of a Murder"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  329. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D)
  330. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. Friday, May 5
  332. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  333. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  334. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Cadillac"
    • TV-PG
  335. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Alternate Side"
    • TV-PG
  336. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "King Pong"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  337. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Paint Misbehavin'"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  338. 3:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  339. 3:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  340. 4:00 AM ES.TV
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  341. 4:30 AM KRILLW CoQ
  342. 5:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ
  343. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  347. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  348. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  349. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  350. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
  351. 11:00 AM Family Feud
    • TV-PG
  352. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  353. 12:00 PM New Mexico Living
  354. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Voluntary Commitment"
    • TV-14  (D)
  355. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Goodbye Dolly"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  356. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Gag Reflexology"
    • TV-PG
  357. 2:30 PM The Middle "The Trip"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  358. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Eddie Won't Go"
    • TV-PG
  359. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  360. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  361. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Fast and Furious"
    • TV-PG
  362. 5:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "My Husband Is Living a Double Life"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 6:00 PM Last Man Standing "Ding Dong Ditch"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  364. 6:30 PM Last Man Standing "Animal Wrongs"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  365. 7:00 PM Modern Family "White Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  366. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Playdates"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  367. Friday Night
  368. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Egg Salad Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  370. 9:00 PM The Originals "High Water and a Devil's Daughter"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  371. 10:00 PM Reign "Dead of Night"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (S)
  372. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Three Days of Snow"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  373. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  374. Saturday, May 6
  375. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Shower Head"
    • TV-PG
  378. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  379. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Dreading Vows"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  380. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Hi-Def Jam"
    • TV-PG
  381. 3:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  382. 3:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  383. 4:00 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  384. 4:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  385. 5:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ
  386. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  387. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  388. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  389. 7:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  390. 8:00 AM Larry King Special Report
  391. 8:30 AM Hurricane Spin Scrubber
  392. 9:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Bridge Over River Pol"
    • TV-G
  393. 9:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Down With Disease"
    • TV-G
  394. 10:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bulldog Bulldozer"
    • TV-G
  395. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "On the Road Again"
    • TV-G
  396. 11:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "All in the Family"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  397. 11:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Terrier Terrors"
    • TV-G
  398. 12:00 PM Save Our Shelter "Boxer Rescue LA"
    • TV-G
  399. 12:30 PM Vacation Creation "A Song for Dad"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  400. 1:00 PM Save to Win "Sure Feels Like a Popsicle"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  401. 1:30 PM Unlikely Animal Friends "Hello Kitty"
    • TV-G
  402. 2:00 PM Don't Live With Wrinkles! New Breakthrough Used by Top Celebrities!
  403. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  404. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  405. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  406. 4:00 PM Paid Programming
  407. 4:30 PM Paid Programming
  408. 5:00 PM Silver Star Nation Post-Draft Special
  409. 5:30 PM Paid Programming
  410. 6:00 PM Last Man Standing "The Dad Hat"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  411. 6:30 PM Last Man Standing "The Big Sleepover"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  412. 7:00 PM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  413. 7:30 PM Raising Hope "Not Indecent, but Not Quite Decent Enough Proposal"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  414. Saturday Night
  415. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  416. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  417. 9:00 PM Modern Family "Our Children, Ourselves"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  418. 9:30 PM Modern Family "Caught in the Act"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  419. 10:00 PM The Middle "Hecking Order"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  420. 10:30 PM The Middle "Major Changes"
    • TV-PG
  421. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Bixby's Back"
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
  422. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Princess Party"
    • TV-PG
  423. Sunday, May 7
  424. 12:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  425. 12:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  426. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Doll"
    • TV-PG
  427. 1:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Dad's Visit"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  428. 2:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Russell's Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  429. 2:30 AM Jack Van Impe Presents
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  430. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Nocturnal Omission"
    • TV-14  (D)
  431. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Secret Garden"
    • TV-14  (D)
  432. 4:00 AM Comedy.TV
    • TV-PG
  433. 5:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Sky High Pranks"
    • TV-PG
  434. 5:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  435. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  436. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  437. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  438. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  439. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  440. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  441. 9:00 AM Catholic Mass
  442. 9:30 AM The Truth in Love
  443. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  444. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  445. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  446. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  447. 12:00 PM The Connection With Skip Heitzig
  448. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  449. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
  450. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  451. 2:00 PM The First Family
    • TV-PG
  452. 2:30 PM Mr. Box Office
    • TV-PG
  453. 3:00 PM Paid Programming
  454. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  455. 4:00 PM Paid Programming
  456. 4:30 PM Paid Programming
  457. 5:00 PM Blue Bloods "Backstabbers"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  458. 6:00 PM Rookie Blue "On the Double"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  459. 7:00 PM Rookie Blue "God's Good Grace"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  460. Sunday Night
  461. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  462. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  463. 9:00 PM Crazy Heart
    • R
  464. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  465. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  466. Monday, May 8
  467. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  468. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  469. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Friars Club"
    • TV-PG
  470. 1:30 AM Universal Soldier: The Return
    • R
  471. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  472. 4:00 AM Made in Hollywood
    • TV-PG
  473. 4:30 AM Blue Bloods "Protest Too Much"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  474. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  475. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  476. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  477. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  478. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  479. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  480. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  481. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  482. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
  483. 11:00 AM Family Feud
    • TV-PG
  484. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  485. 12:00 PM New Mexico Living
  486. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Twice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  487. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Dirty Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  488. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Best Kid Pranks!"
    • TV-PG
  489. 2:30 PM The Middle "The Block Party"
    • TV-PG
  490. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Old Yeller Dies"
    • TV-PG
  491. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cooking Class"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  492. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  493. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "It's Alive!"
    • TV-PG
  494. 5:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "Best of - Robert's Most Shocking Secrets Revealed!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  495. 6:00 PM Last Man Standing "Wherefore Art Thou, Mike Baxter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  496. 6:30 PM Last Man Standing "This Bud's for You"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  497. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Spread Your Wings"
    • TV-PG
  498. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Clean for a Day"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  499. Monday Night
  500. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  501. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Killer Robot Instability"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  502. 9:00 PM Supergirl "City of Lost Children"
    • NEW
  503. 10:00 PM Jane the Virgin "Chapter Sixty-Two"
    • NEW
  504. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  505. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  506. Tuesday, May 9
  507. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men
    • TV-14
  508. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men
    • TV-14
  509. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Wig Master"
    • TV-PG
  510. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Suicide"
    • TV-PG
  511. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Doug Less"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  512. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Deacon Blues"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  513. 3:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  514. 3:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  515. 4:00 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  516. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  517. 5:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ
  518. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  519. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  520. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  521. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  522. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  523. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  524. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  525. 10:00 AM