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  2. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Singing and Dancing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Catering"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  4. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "A Real Drag"
    • TV-PG
  5. 2:30 PM The Middle "The Big Chill"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  6. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  7. 3:30 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  8. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  9. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "It's Not That Complicated"
    • TV-PG
  10. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Zero Trust and LDT Busts!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "Down South"
    • TV-14
  12. 6:30 PM Cougar Town "Stop Dragging My Heart Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  13. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Party Crasher"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  14. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Fulgencio"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  15. Last Night
  16. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pork Chop Indeterminacy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Mommy Observation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 9:00 PM The Vampire Diaries "Kill 'em All"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  19. 10:00 PM The Originals "No More Heartbreaks"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (V)
  20. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  22. Today
  23. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  24. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  25. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Postponement"
    • TV-PG
  26. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  27. 2:00 AM The Office "Diversity Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 2:30 AM The Office "Christening"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Departure Time"
    • TV-PG
  30. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Lyin' Hearted"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  31. 4:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  32. 4:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  33. 5:00 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  34. 5:30 AM Judge Faith "Black Mold; Horse Trailer Hostage"
    • TV-PG
  35. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  36. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  37. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  38. 7:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  39. 8:00 AM Green Tea
  40. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  41. 9:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "A Pol Emergency"
    • TV-G
  42. 9:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Here Today, Gone Tomorrow"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  43. 10:00 AM Dog Town, USA "Wiggle Room"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  44. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Jane's Conviction"
    • TV-G
  45. 11:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Trio of Terror"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  46. 11:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "The Big Apple Bite"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  47. 12:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Double Dribble"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  48. 12:30 PM Save Our Shelter "Getting Involved"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  49. 1:00 PM Dream Quest With Evette Rios "Dreams of the Virgin Islands"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  50. 1:30 PM Hatched "Naiwbe"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  51. 2:00 PM AAA Benefits and Savings
  52. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  53. 3:00 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG
  54. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
    • TV-PG
  55. 4:00 PM Cougar Town "Square One"
    • TV-14
  56. 4:30 PM Cougar Town "Scare Easy"
    • TV-14
  57. 5:00 PM Everybody's Fine
    • PG-13
  58. 7:00 PM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 7:30 PM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  60. Tonight
  61. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Troll Manifestation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  62. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Comic Book Store Regeneration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  63. 9:00 PM Community "Digital Exploration of Interior Design"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  64. 9:30 PM Community "Pillows and Blankets"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  65. 10:00 PM The Middle "Heck's Best Thing"
    • TV-PG
  66. 10:30 PM The Middle "The Play"
    • TV-PG
  67. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Crying Out Loud"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  68. 11:30 PM Modern Family "American Skyper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  69. Tomorrow
  70. 12:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Anniversary Chicken"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 12:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Jeff Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Maestro"
    • TV-PG
  73. 1:30 AM The Office "Baby Shower"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 2:00 AM The Office "Crime Aid"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 2:30 AM Jack Van Impe Presents
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  76. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Swim Neighbors"
    • TV-G
  77. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "S'no Job"
    • TV-PG
  78. 4:00 AM Comedy.TV
    • TV-PG
  79. 5:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Turning the Tables"
    • TV-PG
  80. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  81. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  82. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  83. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  84. 7:30 AM Green Tea
  85. 8:00 AM Green Tea
  86. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  87. 9:00 AM The Key of David
  88. 9:30 AM Jentezen Franklin
  89. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  90. 10:30 AM Airbrushed Beauty
  91. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  92. 11:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  93. 12:00 PM The Connection With Skip Heitzig
  94. 12:30 PM 24 Ladders in 1
  95. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
  96. 1:30 PM AAA Benefits and Savings
  97. 2:00 PM The First Family
    • TV-PG
  98. 2:30 PM Mr. Box Office
    • TV-PG
  99. 3:00 PM Some Kind of Wonderful
    • PG-13
  100. 5:00 PM Blue Bloods "Quid Pro Quo"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  101. 6:00 PM Rookie Blue "Letting Go"
    • TV-14
  102. 7:00 PM Rookie Blue "A Real Gentleman"
    • TV-14
  103. Tomorrow Night
  104. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Intimacy Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  105. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Colonization Application"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  106. 9:00 PM Big
    • PG
  107. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  109. Monday, May 2
  110. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  111. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Wink"
    • TV-PG
  113. 1:30 AM The Principal
    • R
  114. 3:30 AM Green Tea
  115. 4:00 AM Made in Hollywood "Keanu; Ratchet & Clank"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  116. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Misery Loves Company"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  117. 5:00 AM Blue Bloods "Protest Too Much"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  118. 6:00 AM Sexy Skin Secret
  119. 6:30 AM Green Tea
  120. 7:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  121. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  122. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  123. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  124. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  125. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
    • NEW
  126. 11:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Peter on the Couch"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  127. 11:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Liars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  128. 12:00 PM Community "Origins of Vampire Mythology"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  129. 12:30 PM Community "Communication Studies"
    • TV-14  (L)
  130. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Zygote"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Role Play"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  132. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "I Beam You Scream"
    • TV-PG
  133. 2:30 PM The Middle "Super Sunday"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  134. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  135. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Cry"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  136. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  137. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Good Luck Faking the Goiter"
    • TV-PG
  138. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "There's No Doubt...If You Cheated You're Out!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "It'll All Work Out"
    • TV-14
  140. 6:30 PM Cougar Town "All the Wrong Reasons"
    • TV-14
  141. 7:00 PM Modern Family "A Slight at the Opera"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  142. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Heart Broken"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  143. Monday Night
  144. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Peanut Reaction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Indecision Amalgamation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  146. 9:00 PM Reign "No Way Out"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  147. 10:00 PM Jane the Virgin "Chapter Forty-Two"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  148. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  149. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  150. Tuesday, May 3
  151. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  152. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Hot Tub"
    • TV-PG
  154. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "Male Unbonding"
    • TV-PG
  155. 2:00 AM The Office "Health Care"
    • TV-14  (L)
  156. 2:30 AM The Office "Viewing Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  157. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Pregnant Pause"
    • TV-PG
  158. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Depo Man"
    • TV-PG
  159. 4:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  160. 4:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  161. 5:00 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  162. 5:30 AM Judge Faith "She's a Slumlord From Hell"
    • TV-PG
  163. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  164. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  165. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  166. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  167. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  168. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  169. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  170. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
    • NEW
  171. 11:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Surprise Party"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  172. 11:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Bird"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  173. 12:00 PM Community "Virtual Systems Analysis"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  174. 12:30 PM Community "Physical Education"
    • TV-14  (L)
  175. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Taking Names"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  177. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Classical Gags"
    • TV-PG
  178. 2:30 PM The Middle "Friends, Lies and Videotape"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  179. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  180. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Unagi"
    • TV-PG
  181. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  182. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Free Elka"
    • TV-PG
  183. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Why Be A Father If You Can't Even Bother?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "My Life"
    • TV-14
  185. 6:30 PM Cougar Town "When a Kid Goes Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Bad Hair Day"
    • TV-PG
  187. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Best Men"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  188. Tuesday Night
  189. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tangerine Factor"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  190. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Relationship Diremption"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  191. 9:00 PM The Flash "Rupture"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (V)
  192. 10:00 PM Containment "Be Angry at the Sun"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (V)
  193. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  194. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. Wednesday, May 4
  196. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  198. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Soup Nazi"
    • TV-PG
  199. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Stakeout"
    • TV-PG
  200. 2:00 AM The Office "The Alliance"
    • TV-14  (L)
  201. 2:30 AM The Office "WUPHF.com"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Pregnant Pause"
    • TV-PG
  203. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Life Sentence"
    • TV-G
  204. 4:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  205. 4:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  206. 5:00 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  207. 5:30 AM Judge Faith "A Dog Eat Dog World; Runaway Bedroom Set"
    • TV-PG
  208. 6:00 AM Green Tea
  209. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  210. 7:00 AM Free Cell Phone & Internet Service
  211. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  212. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  213. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  214. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  215. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
    • NEW
  216. 11:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Jazz Records"
    • TV-PG
  217. 11:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Debra at the Lodge"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  218. 12:00 PM Community "Basic Lupine Urology"
    • TV-PG
  219. 12:30 PM Community "Basic Genealogy"
    • TV-14  (L)
  220. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Beating the System"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  221. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Fountain of Youth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  222. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Caution: Wild Gorilla"
    • TV-PG
  223. 2:30 PM The Middle "Hecks on a Plane"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  224. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  225. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Dates a Student"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  226. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Hot for the Lawyer"
    • TV-PG
  228. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "I'm Over Your Obesity! Lose It, Or Lose Me!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "Your World"
    • TV-14
  230. 6:30 PM Cougar Town "What Are You Doin' in My Life?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  231. 7:00 PM Modern Family "The Wow Factor"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  232. 7:30 PM Modern Family "The Future Dunphys"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  233. Wednesday Night
  234. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bad Fish Paradigm"
    • TV-14  (D)
  235. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anything Can Happen Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  236. 9:00 PM Arrow "Genesis"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  237. 10:00 PM Supernatural "Don't Call Me Shurley"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  238. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  239. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  240. Thursday, May 5
  241. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  242. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Secret Code"
    • TV-PG
  244. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Robbery"
    • TV-PG
  245. 2:00 AM The Office "Basketball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 2:30 AM The Office "China"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Pilot"
    • TV-G
  248. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Veiled Threat"
    • TV-PG
  249. 4:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  250. 4:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  251. 5:00 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  252. 5:30 AM Judge Faith "Leaf Blowout; I Thought We Were Friends"
    • TV-PG
  253. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  257. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  258. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  259. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  260. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
    • NEW
  261. 11:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Slave"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  262. 11:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Whose Side Are You On?"
    • TV-PG
  263. 12:00 PM Community "Course Listing Unavailable"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  264. 12:30 PM Community "Beginner Pottery"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  265. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "The Jeff Photo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Cupcake"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  267. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Orange Is the New Gag"
    • TV-PG
  268. 2:30 PM The Middle "The Math Class"
    • TV-PG
  269. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  270. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Fridge"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  271. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  272. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "I Love Lucci"
    • TV-PG
  273. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Daddy's DNA Doesn't Lie!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "Blue Sunday"
    • TV-14
  275. 6:30 PM Cougar Town "Counting on You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Flip Flop"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  277. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Career Day"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  278. Thursday Night
  279. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Codpiece Topology"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  281. 9:00 PM DC's Legends of Tomorrow "River of Time"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  282. 10:00 PM The 100 "Red Sky at Morning"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  283. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  284. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. Friday, May 6
  286. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  288. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pool Guy"
    • TV-PG
  289. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Stock Tip"
    • TV-PG
  290. 2:00 AM The Office "Hot Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 2:30 AM The Office "Ultimatum"
    • TV-14  (L)
  292. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Head First"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  293. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Double Downer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  294. 4:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  295. 4:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  296. 5:00 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  297. 5:30 AM Judge Faith "Odometer Setback"
    • TV-PG
  298. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  301. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  302. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  303. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  304. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  305. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
    • NEW
  306. 11:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Lateness"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  307. 11:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Party Dress"
    • TV-G
  308. 12:00 PM Community "Curriculum Unavailable"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  309. 12:30 PM Community "The Science of Illusion"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  310. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "The Power Couple"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Cats and Dogs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  312. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Recycling Grandma"
    • TV-PG
  313. 2:30 PM The Middle "Spring Cleaning"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  314. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  315. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E."
    • TV-PG  (L)
  316. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Dog Tricks, Sex Flicks & Joy's Fix"
    • TV-PG
  318. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Best Of Bill: Low Down, Deadbeat Parents!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "I Need to Know"
    • TV-14
  320. 6:30 PM Cougar Town "Everything Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 7:00 PM Modern Family "My Hero"
    • TV-PG
  322. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Games People Play"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  323. Friday Night
  324. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Barbarian Sublimation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  325. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Dissolution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  326. 9:00 PM The Vampire Diaries "Requiem for a Dream"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  327. 10:00 PM The Originals "Where Nothing Stays Buried"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (V)
  328. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  329. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. Saturday, May 7
  331. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  333. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Sponge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  334. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Ex-Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG
  335. 2:00 AM The Office "The Dundies"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 2:30 AM The Office "The Seminar"
    • TV-14  (L)
  337. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Fat City"
    • TV-PG
  338. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Ovary Action"
    • TV-PG
  339. 4:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  340. 4:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  341. 5:00 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  342. 5:30 AM Judge Faith "Cell Phone Scam; Brooklyn Zoo"
    • TV-PG
  343. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 7:30 AM Organic Juice Cleanse
  347. 8:00 AM Green Tea
  348. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 9:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol
    • TV-G
  350. 9:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol
    • TV-G
  351. 10:00 AM Dog Town, USA
  352. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition
    • TV-G
  353. 11:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition
    • TV-G
  354. 11:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition
    • TV-G
  355. 12:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition
    • TV-G
  356. 12:30 PM Save Our Shelter
  357. 1:00 PM Dream Quest With Evette Rios
  358. 1:30 PM Hatched
  359. 2:00 PM Paid Programming
  360. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  361. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  362. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  363. 4:00 PM Cougar Town "Between Two Worlds"
    • TV-14
  364. 4:30 PM Cougar Town "Turn This Car Around"
    • TV-14  (L)
  365. 5:00 PM Just Friends
    • PG-13
  366. 7:00 PM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  367. 7:30 PM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  368. Saturday Night
  369. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Leftover Thermalization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  370. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skywalker Incursion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  371. 9:00 PM Community "Digital Estate Planning"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  372. 9:30 PM Community "The First Chang Dynasty"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  373. 10:00 PM The Middle "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  374. 10:30 PM The Middle "Mother's Day II"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  375. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  376. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Dude Ranch"
    • TV-PG
  377. Sunday, May 8
  378. 12:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Double Down"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  379. 12:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Cheating"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Gum"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  381. 1:30 AM The Office "Employee Transfer"
    • TV-14
  382. 2:00 AM The Office "Customer Survey"
    • TV-14
  383. 2:30 AM Jack Van Impe Presents
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  384. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Richie's Song"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  385. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Cello, Goodbye"
    • TV-PG
  386. 4:00 AM Comedy.TV
    • TV-PG
  387. 5:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Jig and Jiggle"
    • TV-PG
  388. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  389. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  390. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  391. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  392. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  393. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  394. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  395. 9:00 AM The Key of David
  396. 9:30 AM Jentezen Franklin
  397. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  398. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  399. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  400. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  401. 12:00 PM The Connection With Skip Heitzig
  402. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  403. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
  404. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  405. 2:00 PM The First Family
    • TV-PG
  406. 2:30 PM Mr. Box Office
    • TV-PG
  407. 3:00 PM Kiss the Bride
    • R
  408. 5:00 PM Blue Bloods "No Regrets"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  409. 6:00 PM Rookie Blue "Home Run"
    • TV-PG
  410. 7:00 PM Rookie Blue "Best Man"
    • TV-14
  411. Sunday Night
  412. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fortification Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  413. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Communication Deterioration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  414. 9:00 PM Marley & Me
    • PG
  415. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  416. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  417. Monday, May 9
  418. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  419. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  420. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Rye"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  421. 1:30 AM A History of Violence
    • R
  422. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  423. 4:00 AM Made in Hollywood
    • TV-PG
  424. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Security"
    • TV-PG
  425. 5:00 AM Blue Bloods "Loss of Faith"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  426. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  427. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  428. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  429. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  430. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  431. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  432. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  433. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
    • NEW
  434. 11:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Crazy Chin"
    • TV-PG
  435. 11:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Nice Talk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  436. 12:00 PM Community "Introduction to Finality"
    • TV-PG
  437. 12:30 PM Community "Contemporary American Poultry"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  438. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Scavenger Hunt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  439. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "A Wee Problem"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  440. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Do You Want Fleas With That?"
    • TV-PG
  441. 2:30 PM The Middle "The Legacy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  442. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  443. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad"
    • TV-PG
  444. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  445. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Elka's Snowbird"
    • TV-PG
  446. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Bill's Best Family Dramas And Baby Mamas!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  447. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "I Should Have Known It"
    • TV-14
  448. 6:30 PM Cougar Town "Wake up Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Goodnight, Gracie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  450. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Suddenly, Last Summer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  451. Monday Night
  452. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Griffin Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  453. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Status Quo Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  454. 9:00 PM Reign "Strange Bedfellows"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  455. 10:00 PM Jane the Virgin
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  456. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  457. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  458. Tuesday, May 10
  459. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  460. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  461. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Caddy"
    • TV-PG
  462. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pony Remark"
    • TV-PG
  463. 2:00 AM The Office "Sexual Harassment"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  464. 2:30 AM The Office "The Search"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  465. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Paternal Affairs"
    • TV-G
  466. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Food Fight"
    • TV-G
  467. 4:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  468. 4:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  469. 5:00 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  470. 5:30 AM Judge Faith "High School Break-In"
    • TV-PG
  471. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  472. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  473. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  474. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  475. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  476. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  477. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  478. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
    • NEW
  479. 11:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Blabbermouths"
    • TV-PG
  480. 11:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Model"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  481. 12:00 PM Community "Anthropology 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  482. 12:30 PM Community "The Art of Discourse"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  483. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "The Last of the Red Hat Lovers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  484. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Unpleasant Surprises"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  485. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Caffeinated Comedy"
    • TV-PG
  486. 2:30 PM The Middle "Royal Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  487. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  488. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Paul's the Man"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  489. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  490. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Where's Elka?"
    • TV-PG
  491. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "The Best Of The Worst...Where Are They Now?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  492. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "Flirting With Time"
    • TV-14
  493. 6:30 PM Cougar Town "Letting You Go"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  494. 7:00 PM Modern Family "First Days"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  495. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Larry's Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  496. Tuesday Night
  497. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Euclid Alternative"
    • TV-14  (L)
  498. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotion Interruption"
    • TV-PG
  499. 9:00 PM The Flash "The Runaway Dinosaur"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  500. 10:00 PM Containment "With Silence and Tears"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  501. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  502. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  503. Wednesday, May 11
  504. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"