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  2. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  3. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Pony Up"
    • TV-PG
  4. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "The Best Of The Worst...Where Are They Now?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "Restless"
    • TV-14
  6. 6:30 PM Cougar Town "Feel a Whole Lot Better"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 7:00 PM Modern Family "The Late Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  8. 7:30 PM Modern Family "The Help"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  9. Last Night
  10. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vacation Solution"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  11. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  12. 9:00 PM The Flash "The Reverse-Flash Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  13. 10:00 PM MADtv "Episode Four"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  14. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  16. Today
  17. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  18. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  19. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  20. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Wig Master"
    • TV-PG
  21. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Attention Deficit"
    • TV-PG
  22. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Cheap Saks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  23. 3:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  24. 3:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  25. 4:00 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  26. 4:30 AM Judge Faith "House Holding; Your Cheating Heart"
    • TV-PG
  27. 5:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ
  28. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  29. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  30. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  31. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  32. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  33. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  34. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  35. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
    • NEW
  36. 11:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Disciplinarian"
    • TV-PG
  37. 11:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Sweet Charity"
    • TV-PG
  38. 12:00 PM Community "The First Chang Dynasty"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  39. 12:30 PM Community "Anthropology 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  40. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "The Reunion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  42. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Optimus Pranks"
    • TV-PG
  43. 2:30 PM The Middle "Operation Infiltration"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  44. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where They're Going to Party!"
    • TV-PG
  45. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  46. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  47. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "The Fixer"
    • TV-PG
  48. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "The Best Of Mothers & Daughters Divided!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "Flirting With Time"
    • TV-14
  50. 6:30 PM Cougar Town "Finding Out"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 7:00 PM Modern Family "A Fair to Remember"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  52. 7:30 PM Modern Family "ClosetCon '13"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  53. Tonight
  54. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Rothman Disintegration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  55. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 9:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Juggle, Juggle, Penn's in Trouble"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  57. 10:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Lea Thompson"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 10:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Joey Fatone"
    • TV-14  (D)
  59. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  60. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  61. Tomorrow
  62. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (L)
  64. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Conversion"
    • TV-PG
  65. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Calzone"
    • TV-PG
  66. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Steve Moscow"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  67. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Damned Yanky"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  68. 3:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  69. 3:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  70. 4:00 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  71. 4:30 AM Judge Faith "Imperfect Pictures; Not Worth That"
    • TV-PG
  72. 5:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ
  73. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  74. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  75. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  76. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  77. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  78. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  79. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  80. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
    • NEW
  81. 11:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Meeting the Parents"
    • TV-PG
  82. 11:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Plan"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  83. 12:00 PM Community "Introduction to Finality"
    • TV-PG
  84. 12:30 PM Community "Accounting for Lawyers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  85. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Beating the System"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  86. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Free Free Time"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  87. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Junior Pranksters"
    • TV-PG
  88. 2:30 PM The Middle "Siblings and Sombreros"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  89. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  90. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  91. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Corpse Bride"
    • TV-PG
  93. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Best Of Bill: DNA Dilemmas And Lusty Lies"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "You and I Will Meet Again"
    • TV-14
  95. 6:30 PM Cougar Town "Breakdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 7:00 PM Modern Family "The Big Game"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  97. 7:30 PM Modern Family "The Old Man & the Tree"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  98. Tomorrow Night
  99. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Werewolf Transformation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  100. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Desperation Emanation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 9:00 PM DC's Legends of Tomorrow "River of Time"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  102. 10:00 PM Beauty and the Beast "Meet the New Beast"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (V)
  103. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  105. Friday, August 26
  106. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  107. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Boompa Loved His Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  108. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Stall"
    • TV-PG
  109. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Bottle Deposit"
    • TV-PG
  110. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Animal Attraction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  111. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Multiple Plots"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  112. 3:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  113. 3:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  114. 4:00 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  115. 4:30 AM Judge Faith "Prom Rags"
    • TV-PG
  116. 5:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ
  117. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  118. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  119. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  120. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  121. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  122. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  123. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  124. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
    • NEW
  125. 11:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Sleepover at Peggy's"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  126. 11:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Who's Next"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  127. 12:00 PM Community "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  128. 12:30 PM Community "The Psychology of Letting Go"
    • TV-14  (L)
  129. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "The Jeff Photo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "The Score"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  131. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "The Gift of Gag"
    • TV-PG
  132. 2:30 PM The Middle "Food Courting"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  133. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  134. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  135. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  136. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Love Is All Around"
    • TV-PG
  137. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Bill's Biggest DNA Dramas!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "Make It Better"
    • TV-14
  139. 6:30 PM Cougar Town "Let Yourself Go"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 7:00 PM Modern Family "And One to Grow On"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  141. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Under Pressure"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  142. Friday Night
  143. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Weekend Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  144. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Irish Pub Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  145. 9:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Extreme Levitations, Mind Melds, and Water into Wine"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  146. 9:30 PM Masters of Illusion "Altered States, Great Escapes, and the Return of the Mask"
    • TV-PG
  147. 10:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Juggle, Juggle, Penn's in Trouble"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  148. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  150. Saturday, August 27
  151. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Don't Give a Monkey a Gun"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  153. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Marine Biologist"
    • TV-PG
  154. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Bottle Deposit"
    • TV-PG
  155. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Prints Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  156. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Trash Talker"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  157. 3:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  158. 3:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  159. 4:00 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  160. 4:30 AM Judge Faith "Hair Salon Showdown"
    • TV-PG
  161. 5:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ
  162. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  164. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  165. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  166. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  168. 9:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Winter Is Coming"
    • TV-G
  169. 9:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Picture Pol-fect"
    • TV-G
  170. 10:00 AM Dog Town, USA "Change for Penny"
    • TV-G
  171. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "The Bandit and the Bulldog"
    • TV-G
  172. 11:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "No Funny Business"
    • TV-G
  173. 11:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Trials by Mateo"
    • TV-G
  174. 12:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Sheltie Academy"
    • TV-G
  175. 12:30 PM Save Our Shelter "West Vancouver BCSPCA"
    • TV-G
  176. 1:00 PM Dream Quest With Evette Rios "Dreams of the Virgin Islands"
    • TV-G
  177. 1:30 PM Hatched "Hydroz"
    • TV-G
  178. 2:00 PM Paid Programming
  179. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  180. 3:00 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  181. 3:30 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  182. 4:00 PM Cougar Town "You Tell Me"
    • TV-14
  183. 4:30 PM Cougar Town "All Mixed Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 5:00 PM Gothika
    • R
  185. 7:00 PM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  186. 7:30 PM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  187. Saturday Night
  188. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Herb Garden Germination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 8:30 PM Denver Broncos Pregame Show
  190. 9:00 PM NFL Football "Los Angeles Rams at Denver Broncos"
    • LIVE
  191. Sunday, August 28
  192. 12:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Power Couple"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 12:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Double Down"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  194. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  195. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Cowardly Lyin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  196. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Queens'bro Bridge"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  197. 2:30 AM Jack Van Impe Presents
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  198. 3:00 AM Comedy.TV
    • TV-PG
  199. 4:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "ESP: Extra Special Pranks"
    • TV-PG
  200. 4:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Agreement Dissection"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 5:00 AM Modern Family "Won't You Be Our Neighbor"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  202. 5:30 AM Modern Family "Halloween 3: AwesomeLand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  203. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  206. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  207. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 8:30 AM Green Tea
  209. 9:00 AM The Key of David
  210. 9:30 AM Truth in Love
  211. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  212. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  213. 11:00 AM AAA Benefits and Savings
  214. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  215. 12:00 PM The Connection With Skip Heitzig
  216. 12:30 PM How to Tighten Crepey Skin
  217. 1:00 PM AAA Benefits and Savings
  218. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  219. 2:00 PM The First Family "The First Roast"
    • TV-PG
  220. 2:30 PM Mr. Box Office "Crya-No You Didn't"
    • TV-PG
  221. 3:00 PM Scooby-Doo
    • PG
  222. 5:00 PM Blue Bloods "Privilege"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  223. 6:00 PM Rookie Blue "The First Day of the Rest of Your Life"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  224. 7:00 PM Rookie Blue "Class Dismissed"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  225. Sunday Night
  226. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wildebeest Implementation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Engagement Reaction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 9:00 PM Legendary New Mexico
  229. 9:30 PM Community "Spanish 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  230. 10:00 PM The Middle "The Block Party"
    • TV-PG
  231. 10:30 PM The Middle "The Front Door"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  232. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. Monday, August 29
  235. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  236. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pie"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  238. 1:30 AM Poetic Justice
    • R
  239. 3:30 AM Community "Introduction to Film"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  240. 4:00 AM Made in Hollywood "Mechanic: Resurrection, Don't Breathe, Hands of Stone, The Hollars"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  241. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Shower"
    • TV-PG
  242. 5:00 AM Blue Bloods "Officer Down"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  243. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  244. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  245. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  246. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  247. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  248. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  249. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  250. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
    • NEW
  251. 11:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Bachelor Party"
    • TV-PG
  252. 11:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Fun with Debra"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  253. 12:00 PM Community "Social Psychology"
    • TV-14  (D)
  254. 12:30 PM Community "Basic Rocket Science"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  255. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Cheating"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  257. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Head-Banging Fun"
    • TV-PG
  258. 2:30 PM The Middle "Two of a Kind"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  259. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  260. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  261. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  262. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Stayin' Alive!"
    • TV-PG
  263. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Stop Fueling the Fire ... You're a Dirty Liar!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "Saving Grace"
    • TV-14
  265. 6:30 PM Cougar Town "Makin' Some Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Three Dinners"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  267. 7:30 PM Modern Family "iSpy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  268. Monday Night
  269. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Transporter Malfunction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  270. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Apology Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  271. 9:00 PM Supergirl "Blood Bonds"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  272. 10:00 PM Supergirl "Childish Things"
    • TV-14  (V)
  273. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  274. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  275. Tuesday, August 30
  276. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  277. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Stand-In"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  279. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Wait Out"
    • TV-PG
  280. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Driving Reign"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  281. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Precedent Nixin'"
    • TV-PG
  282. 3:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  283. 3:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  284. 4:00 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  285. 4:30 AM Judge Faith "Leaks and Lies"
    • TV-PG
  286. 5:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ
  287. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  291. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  292. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  293. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  294. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
    • NEW
  295. 11:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert's Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  296. 11:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Thank You Notes"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  297. 12:00 PM Community "Advanced Criminal Law"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  298. 12:30 PM Community "Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  299. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Scavenger Hunt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Harassment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  301. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Fall-Down Funny"
    • TV-PG
  302. 2:30 PM The Middle "While You Were Sleeping"
    • TV-PG
  303. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  304. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  305. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "The Chance Who Stole Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  306. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Dr. Who?"
    • TV-PG
  307. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Betrayed & Abused by My Bad Mom!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "This Old Town"
    • TV-14
  309. 6:30 PM Cougar Town "The Damage You've Done"
    • TV-14
  310. 7:00 PM Modern Family "The Feud"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  311. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Spring-a-Ding-Fling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  312. Tuesday Night
  313. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hawking Excitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  314. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 21-Second Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  315. 9:00 PM The Flash "Fast Lane"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  316. 10:00 PM MADtv "Episode Five"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  317. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  318. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  319. Wednesday, August 31
  320. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  321. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Wife"
    • TV-PG
  323. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Invitations"
    • TV-PG
  324. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Clothes Encounter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  325. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Foe: Pa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  326. 3:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  327. 3:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  328. 4:00 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  329. 4:30 AM Judge Faith "Tax Fraud; Baby Mama Mayhem"
    • TV-PG
  330. 5:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ
  331. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  335. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  336. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  337. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  338. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
    • NEW
  339. 11:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert's Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  340. 11:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Home From School"
    • TV-PG
  341. 12:00 PM Community "Football, Feminism and You"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  342. 12:30 PM Community "Epidemiology"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  343. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "The Last of the Red Hat Lovers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "The Surrogate"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  345. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "She's a Knockout"
    • TV-PG
  346. 2:30 PM The Middle "Mother's Day Reservations"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  347. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  348. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  349. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  350. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Elka Takes a Lover"
    • TV-PG
  351. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "There's No Doubt...If You Cheated You're Out!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "The Criminal Kind"
    • TV-14
  353. 6:30 PM Cougar Town "Keeping Me Alive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Other People's Children"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  355. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Las Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  356. Wednesday Night
  357. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Stag Convergence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  358. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 9:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Here's Moxie!"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  360. 10:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Katie Cassidy"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  361. 10:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Tamera Mowry-Housley"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  363. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  364. Thursday, September 1
  365. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  366. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Fire"
    • TV-PG
  368. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Foundation"
    • TV-PG
  369. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Bed Spread"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  370. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Tank Heaven"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  371. 3:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  372. 3:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  373. 4:00 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  374. 4:30 AM Judge Faith "My Right to Smoke; I'm Not My Brother's Keeper"
    • TV-PG
  375. 5:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ
  376. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  377. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  378. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  379. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  380. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  381. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  382. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  383. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
    • NEW
  384. 11:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Misery Loves Company"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  385. 11:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Contractor"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  386. 12:00 PM Community "Introduction to Statistics"
    • TV-14  (L)
  387. 12:30 PM Community "Aerodynamics of Gender"
    • TV-14  (L)
  388. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Audrey Is Dumb"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  389. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "They Do?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  390. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Nothing to Sneeze At"
    • TV-PG
  391. 2:30 PM The Middle "The Graduate"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  392. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  393. 3:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  394. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  395. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "The One With George Clooney"
    • TV-PG
  396. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Daddy's DNA Doesn't Lie!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  397. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "Don't Fade on Me"
    • TV-14
  398. 6:30 PM Cougar Town "You Don't Know How It Feels"
    • TV-14
  399. 7:00 PM Modern Family "A Hard Jay's Night"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  400. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Australia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  401. Thursday Night
  402. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Launch Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  403. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  404. 9:00 PM Denver Broncos Pregame Show
  405. 9:30 PM NFL Football "Denver Broncos at Arizona Cardinals"
    • LIVE
  406. Friday, September 2
  407. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Of Course He's Dead -- Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  408. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  409. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Soul Mate"
    • TV-PG
  410. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Taste Buds"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  411. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Altar Ego"
    • TV-PG
  412. 3:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  413. 3:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  414. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D)
  415. 4:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  416. 5:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  417. 5:30 AM News 13 on KWBQ
  418. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  419. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  420. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  421. 7:30 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  422. 8:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  423. 8:30 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  424. 9:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM
    • NEW
  425. 10:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM
    • NEW
  426. 11:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Peter on the Couch"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  427. 11:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Liars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  428. 12:00 PM Community "Home Economics"
    • TV-14  (L)
  429. 12:30 PM Community "Cooperative Calligraphy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  430. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Goodbye Dolly"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  431. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  432. 2:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Little Park of Horrors"
    • TV-PG
  433. 2:30 PM The Middle "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  434. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-PG
  435. 3:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  436. 4:00 PM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  437. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Bad George Clooney"
    • TV-PG
  438. 5:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Get off Your Feet ... You're an Awful Deadbeat!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  439. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "Have Love Will Travel"
    • TV-14
  440. 6:30 PM Cougar Town "Little Girl Blues"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  441. 7:00 PM Modern Family "Sleeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  442. 7:30 PM Modern Family "Message Received"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  443. Friday Night
  444. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Countdown Reflection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  445. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bus Pants Utilization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  446. 9:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Money Matters, Separation Anxiety and One Ninja Turtle"
    • TV-PG
  447. 9:30 PM Masters of Illusion "Techno Magic, Quick Change and a Guillotine"
    • TV-PG
  448. 10:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Here's Moxie!"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  449. 11:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D)
  450. 11:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  451. Saturday, September 3
  452. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  453. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  454. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  455. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Bizarro Jerry"
    • TV-PG
  456. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Dog Shelter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  457. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Icky Shuffle"
    • TV-PG
  458. 3:00 AM Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen
    • TV-PG
  459. 3:30 AM Celebrity Page
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  460. 4:00 AM ES.TV
    • TV-PG
  461. 4:30 AM Judge Faith "And Your Little Dog Too; Beef With My Caterer"
    • TV-PG
  462. 5:00 AM News 13 on KWBQ
  463. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  464. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  465. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  466. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  467. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  468. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  469. 9:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Prickly Problem"
    • TV-G
  470. 9:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Chasing Tom"
    • TV-G
  471. 10:00 AM Dog Town, USA "World's Largest Cricket"
    • TV-G
  472. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bulldog Ollie"
    • TV-G
  473. 11:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bookin' Booker"
    • TV-G
  474. 11:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Love Pack"
    • TV-G
  475. 12:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Neighborhood Bark Party"
    • TV-G
  476. 12:30 PM Save Our Shelter "Abbotsford BCSPCA"
    • TV-G
  477. 1:00 PM Dream Quest With Evette Rios "Super Sweet Snuba"
    • TV-G
  478. 1:30 PM Hatched "Comfortwear"
    • TV-G
  479. 2:00 PM Paid Programming
  480. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  481. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Unagi"
    • TV-PG
  482. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Dates a Student"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  483. 4:00 PM Cougar Town "All or Nothin"
    • TV-14
  484. 4:30 PM Cougar Town "Fooled Again (I Don't Like It)"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  485. 5:00 PM The Bank Job
    • R
  486. 7:00 PM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  487. 7:30 PM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  488. Saturday Night
  489. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Roommate Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  490. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skank Reflex Analysis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  491. 9:00 PM Community "Debate 109"
    • TV-14
  492. 9:30 PM Community "Environmental Science"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  493. 10:00 PM The Middle "The Scratch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  494. 10:30 PM The Middle "Siblings"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  495. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Queer Eyes, Full Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  496. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Three Turkeys"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  497. Sunday, September 4
  498. 12:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Dirty Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  499. 12:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Bros Before Nodes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  500. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Opposite"