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  2. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  3. 11:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG
  4. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler in a Box"
    • TV-PG
  5. Today
  6. 12:00 AM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  7. 2:30 AM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  8. 5:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  9. 5:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  10. 6:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  11. 6:30 AM Cops "Riverside County, CA; Riverside County, CA; Homestead, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  12. 7:00 AM Yoga Retreat!
  13. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  14. 8:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  15. 8:30 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  16. 9:00 AM Accidents Caught on Camera with HD Mirror Cam!
  17. 9:30 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  18. 10:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  19. 10:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  20. 11:00 AM Ninja Intelli-Sense Kitchen System - with Auto Spiralizer Plus Fettuccine & Spaghetti Blades!
  21. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  22. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  23. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad"
    • TV-PG
  24. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Tuttle"
    • TV-PG
  25. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Longjohn Flap"
    • TV-PG
  26. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "5 O'Clock Charlie"
    • TV-PG
  27. 2:30 PM M*A*S*H "Deal Me Out"
    • TV-PG
  28. 3:00 PM M*A*S*H "As You Were"
    • TV-PG
  29. 3:30 PM M*A*S*H "Alcoholics Unanimous"
    • TV-PG
  30. 4:00 PM M*A*S*H "Adam's Ribs"
    • TV-PG
  31. 4:30 PM M*A*S*H "Abyssinia, Henry"
    • TV-PG
  32. 5:00 PM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  33. 5:30 PM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  34. 6:00 PM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  35. 6:30 PM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  36. 7:00 PM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  37. 7:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  38. Tonight
  39. 8:00 PM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Forsyth County, NC; Riverside County, CA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  40. 8:30 PM Cops "What Were They Thinking?"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  41. 9:00 PM Cops "Police Pullovers Special Edition No. 4"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  42. 9:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  43. 10:00 PM Cops "Passaic County, NJ; Albuquerque, NM; Wichita, KS: Stupid Criminals: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  44. 10:30 PM Cops "Sturgis Bike Rally Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  45. 11:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  46. 11:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  47. Tomorrow
  48. 12:00 AM Bellator MMA Live
    • NEW
  49. 2:15 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  50. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  51. 3:00 AM Cops "Fort Worth, TX; Las Vegas, NV; Pierce County, WA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  52. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  53. 4:00 AM Cops "Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  54. 4:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  55. 5:00 AM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  56. 5:30 AM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  57. 6:00 AM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  58. 6:30 AM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  59. 7:00 AM CMA Awards - Live!
  60. 7:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  61. 8:00 AM Cindy Crawford on beauty
  62. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  63. 9:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  64. 9:30 AM Yoga Retreat!
  65. 10:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  66. 10:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  67. 11:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  68. 11:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  69. 12:00 PM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  70. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. Tomorrow Night
  81. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 11:00 PM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  88. Sunday, December 17
  89. 2:00 AM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  90. 4:30 AM Cops "High Crimes"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  91. 5:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  92. 5:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  93. 6:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  94. 6:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  95. 7:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  96. 7:30 AM Christmas in a Box
  97. 8:00 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  98. 8:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  99. 9:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  100. 9:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  101. 10:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  102. 10:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  103. 11:00 AM Get on track with Cue
  104. 11:30 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  105. 12:00 PM Xtreme Off Road "Moab Madness"
    • TV-PG
  106. 12:30 PM Engine Power "Engine Power Space Race"
    • TV-PG
  107. 1:00 PM Truck Tech "Klassy K5 Axle Rebuild"
    • TV-PG
  108. 1:30 PM Detroit Muscle "Barn Find Chevelle: Fuel System and Exhaust"
    • TV-PG
  109. 2:00 PM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  110. 4:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  111. Sunday Night
  112. 8:00 PM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  113. 11:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  114. Monday, December 18
  115. 3:00 AM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  116. 6:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  117. 7:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  118. 7:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  119. 8:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  120. 8:30 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  121. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  122. 9:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  123. 10:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  124. 10:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  125. 11:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  126. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  127. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "To Market, to Market"
    • TV-PG
  128. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Requiem for a Lightweight"
    • TV-PG
  129. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Chief Surgeon Who?"
    • TV-PG
  130. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Moose"
    • TV-PG
  131. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Yankee Doodle Doctor"
    • TV-PG
  132. 2:30 PM Kill Bill: Vol. 1
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  133. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. Monday Night
  140. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  143. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  144. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  145. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  146. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  147. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  148. Tuesday, December 19
  149. 12:00 AM Cops "Guns No.1 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  150. 12:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  151. 1:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  152. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  153. 2:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  154. 2:30 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Maui County, HI; Maricopa County, AZ: Hide 'n Seek: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  155. 3:00 AM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Covington, KY; Cincinnati, OH: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  156. 3:30 AM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  157. 4:00 AM Cops "Rescues Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  158. 4:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  159. 5:00 AM Cops "Fresno, CA; Las Vegas, NV; Fresno, CA: Caught in the Act: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  160. 5:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  161. 6:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 5 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  162. 6:30 AM Cops "Seattle/Tacoma"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  163. 7:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  164. 7:30 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  165. 8:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  166. 8:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  167. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  168. 9:30 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  169. 10:00 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  170. 10:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  171. 11:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  172. 11:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  173. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Bananas, Crackers and Nuts"
    • TV-PG
  174. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Cowboy"
    • TV-PG
  175. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Henry, Please Come Home"
    • TV-PG
  176. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "I Hate a Mystery"
    • TV-PG
  177. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Germ Warfare"
    • TV-PG
  178. 2:30 PM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  179. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. Tuesday Night
  186. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. Wednesday, December 20
  195. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 1:00 AM I Am Sam Kinison
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 3:00 AM I Am Sam Kinison
    • TV-MA  (L)
  199. 5:00 AM I Am Chris Farley
    • TV-14  (L)
    • NR
  200. 7:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  201. 7:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  202. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  203. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  204. 9:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  205. 9:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  206. 10:00 AM Battling Balding
  207. 10:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  208. 11:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  209. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  210. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Edwina"
    • TV-PG
  211. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Love Story"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  212. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Ringbanger"
    • TV-PG
  213. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"
    • TV-PG
  214. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Again"
    • TV-PG
  215. 2:30 PM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  216. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. Wednesday Night
  222. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 9:00 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  225. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  226. 10:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  227. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  228. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  229. 11:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  230. Thursday, December 21
  231. 12:00 AM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  232. 3:00 AM The Italian Job
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  233. 5:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  234. 6:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 11"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  235. 6:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  236. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  237. 7:30 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  238. 8:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  239. 8:30 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  240. 9:00 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  241. 9:30 AM Cindy Crawford on beauty
  242. 10:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  243. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  244. 11:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  245. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  246. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Army-Navy Game"
    • TV-PG
  247. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Sticky Wicket"
    • TV-PG
  248. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Major Fred C. Dobbs"
    • TV-PG
  249. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Ceasefire"
    • TV-PG
  250. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Showtime"
    • TV-PG
  251. 2:30 PM Superman
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  252. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. Thursday Night
  257. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  260. 9:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  261. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  262. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  263. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  264. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  265. Friday, December 22
  266. 12:00 AM Saving Private Ryan
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  267. 4:00 AM Rambo: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  268. 6:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Albuquerque, NM; Palm Beach, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  269. 6:30 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Palm Beach County, FL; Albuquerque, NM: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  270. 7:00 AM Yoga Retreat!
  271. 7:30 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  272. 8:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  273. 8:30 AM New Larry King Special Bulletin: Is Your Credit In Crisis
  274. 9:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  275. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  276. 10:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  277. 10:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  278. 11:00 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  279. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Divided We Stand"
    • TV-PG
  281. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Radar's Report"
    • TV-PG
  282. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "For the Good of the Outfit"
    • TV-PG
  283. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde"
    • TV-PG
  284. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Kim"
    • TV-PG
  285. 2:30 PM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  286. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. Friday Night
  292. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  295. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  296. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  297. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  298. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  299. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
  300. Saturday, December 23
  301. 12:00 AM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  302. 3:00 AM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  303. 6:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Chattanooga, TN; Tampa, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  304. 6:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  305. 7:00 AM Knife Show/Cutlery Corner
  306. 7:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  307. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 9:30 AM Yoga Retreat!
  311. 10:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  312. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 11:00 AM Accidents Caught on Camera with HD Mirror Cam!
  314. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 12:00 PM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  316. 3:00 PM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  317. 6:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  318. Saturday Night
  319. 8:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  320. 11:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  321. Sunday, December 24
  322. 1:30 AM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  323. 4:00 AM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  324. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 7:30 AM Christmas in a Box
  326. 8:00 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  327. 8:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  328. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 10:00 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  331. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  332. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  333. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  334. 12:00 PM Xtreme Off Road "The Jeepster Commando"
    • TV-PG
  335. 12:30 PM Engine Power "Twin Turbo Hellion Power on New LT1 Camaro"
    • TV-PG
  336. 1:00 PM Truck Tech "SuperMax Stage 2 Engine Upgrades"
    • TV-PG
  337. 1:30 PM Detroit Muscle "Chevelle Inside Out"
    • TV-PG
  338. 2:00 PM Casino
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  339. 6:00 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  340. Sunday Night
  341. 8:00 PM Fast Five
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  342. 11:00 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  343. Monday, December 25
  344. 1:00 AM Fast Five
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  345. 4:00 AM Transporter 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  346. 6:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  347. 6:30 AM Cops "Liar, Liar No. 4"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  348. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  349. 7:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  350. 8:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  351. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 9:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  354. 10:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  355. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad"
    • TV-PG
  359. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Sis"
    • TV-PG
  360. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Death Takes a Holiday"
    • TV-PG
  361. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "A War for All Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  362. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "'Twas the Day After Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  363. 2:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  364. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. Monday Night
  369. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  372. 9:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  373. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  374. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  375. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  376. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  377. Tuesday, December 26
  378. 12:00 AM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  379. 3:30 AM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  380. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  382. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  383. 8:30 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  384. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  385. 9:30 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  386. 10:00 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  387. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  388. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  389. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  390. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)"
    • TV-PG
  391. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Trial of Henry Blake"
    • TV-PG
  392. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Three"
    • TV-PG
  393. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Sniper"
    • TV-PG
  394. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Carry On, Hawkeye"
    • TV-PG
  395. 2:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  396. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  397. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  398. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  402. Tuesday Night
  403. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  404. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  405. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey"
    • TV-PG
  406. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cop"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  407. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  408. 10:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Can't Flirt"
    • TV-PG
  409. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ball"
    • TV-PG
  410. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Big Break"
    • TV-PG
  411. Wednesday, December 27
  412. 12:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  413. 2:30 AM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  414. 5:00 AM Cops "Spokane, WA; Jacksonville, FL; Philadelphia, PA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  415. 5:30 AM Cops "War on Drugs: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  416. 6:00 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Portland, OR; Spokane, WA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  417. 6:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  418. 7:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  419. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  420. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  421. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  422. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  423. 9:30 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  424. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  425. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  426. 11:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  427. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  428. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Incubator"
    • TV-PG
  429. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Deal Me Out"
    • TV-PG
  430. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Hotlips and Empty Arms"
    • TV-PG
  431. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Officers Only"
    • TV-PG
  432. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Henry in Love"
    • TV-PG
  433. 2:30 PM Training Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  434. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  435. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  436. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  437. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  438. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  439. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  440. Wednesday Night
  441. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  442. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  443. 9:00 PM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  444. 9:30 PM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  445. 10:00 PM Friends "The One After Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  446. 10:30 PM Friends "The One on the Last Night"
    • TV-PG
  447. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Teeth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  448. 11:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Got High"
    • TV-PG
  449. Thursday, December 28
  450. 12:00 AM Training Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  451. 2:30 AM The Departed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  452. 6:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  453. 6:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  454. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  455. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  456. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  457. 8:30 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  458. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  459. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  460. 10:00 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  461. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  462. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  463. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  464. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "For Want of a Boot"
    • TV-PG
  465. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Operation Noselift"
    • TV-PG
  466. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Chosen People"
    • TV-PG
  467. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "As You Were"
    • TV-PG
  468. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Crisis"
    • TV-PG
  469. 2:30 PM The Day After Tomorrow
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  470. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  471. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  472. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  473. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  474. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  475. Thursday Night
  476. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  477. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  478. 9:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  479. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Porsche"
    • TV-PG  (D)