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  1. Yesterday
  2. 7:00 PM Training Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  3. Last Night
  4. 9:30 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  5. 11:30 PM Training Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  6. Today
  7. 2:00 AM The Lincoln Lawyer
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  8. 5:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls Mardi Gras Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  9. 5:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  10. 6:00 AM Cops "Portland, OR; Maricopa County, AZ; San Bernardino, CA: Rescue 2: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  11. 6:30 AM Cops "New Jersey"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  12. 7:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  13. 7:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  14. 8:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  15. 8:30 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  16. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  17. 9:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  18. 10:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  19. 10:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  20. 11:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  21. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  22. 12:00 PM Cops "Nothing to See Here"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  23. 12:30 PM Cops "I'll Raise My Voice Right Back!"
    • TV-PG
  24. 1:00 PM Cops "Not My Text Messages"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  25. 1:30 PM Cops "Fight and Flight"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  26. 2:00 PM Cops "Brotherly Love"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  27. 2:30 PM Cops "Pistol Packin' Families"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  28. 3:00 PM Cops "Jacksonville"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  29. 3:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  30. 4:00 PM Cops "Spokane, WA; Portland, OR; Wichita, KS: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  31. 4:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  32. 5:00 PM Cops "Riverside County, CA; Pierce County, WA; Forsyth County, NC: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  33. 5:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  34. 6:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  35. 6:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  36. 7:00 PM Cops "Arizona"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  37. 7:30 PM Cops "Seattle/Tacoma"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  38. Tonight
  39. 8:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  40. 8:30 PM Cops "Atlanta, Chattanooga, Des Moines: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  41. 9:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  42. 9:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  43. 10:00 PM Cops "Lakewood, WA; Little Rock, AR; Fort Worth, TX: Resisting Arrest 2: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  44. 10:30 PM Cops "Anger Management"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  45. 11:00 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  46. 11:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  47. Tomorrow
  48. 12:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  49. 12:30 AM Cops "Jacksonville: AMW Crossover Follow-Up"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  50. 1:00 AM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Santa Ana, CA; Las Vegas, NV: High Times: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  51. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  52. 2:00 AM Cops "Spokane, WA; Portland, OR; Wichita, KS: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  53. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  54. 3:00 AM Cops "Nothing to See Here"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  55. 3:30 AM Cops "Not My Text Messages"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  56. 4:00 AM Cops "Brotherly Love"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  57. 4:30 AM Cops "I'll Raise My Voice Right Back!"
    • TV-PG
  58. 5:00 AM Cops "Fight and Flight"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  59. 5:30 AM Cops "Pistol Packin' Families"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  60. 6:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  61. 6:30 AM Cops "Ho! Ho! Ho! No. 10"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  62. 7:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  63. 7:30 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  64. 8:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  65. 8:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  66. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  67. 9:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  68. 10:00 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  69. 10:30 AM Busted and Caught on Tape!
  70. 11:00 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  71. 11:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  72. 12:00 PM Bar Rescue "Desi, You Got Some 'Splainin' To Do"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  73. 1:00 PM Bar Rescue "How to Train Your Goldfish"
    • TV-PG
  74. 2:00 PM Bar Rescue "Ice, Mice, Baby"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  75. 3:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Viva Las Angels"
    • TV-14  (L)
  76. 4:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Bigger'n Dallas"
    • TV-14  (L)
  77. 5:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Angels in Hotlanta"
    • TV-14  (L)
  78. 6:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Moons Over Miami"
    • TV-14  (L)
  79. 7:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Smells Like Seattle Spirit"
    • TV-14  (L)
  80. Tomorrow Night
  81. 8:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Golden Gate Angels"
    • TV-14  (L)
  82. 9:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Steel City Showdown"
    • TV-14  (L)
  83. 10:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Keep Austin Inked"
    • TV-14  (L)
  84. 11:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Music City Ink"
    • TV-14  (L)
  85. Wednesday, December 13
  86. 12:00 AM Ink Master: Angels "Angels in the Big Easy"
    • TV-14  (L)
  87. 1:00 AM Ink Master: Angels "Angels of the Inner Harbor"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  88. 2:00 AM Tattoo Nightmares "Gus Scratches Back"
    • TV-14
  89. 2:30 AM Tattoo Nightmares "Mermaids, Goblins and Snakes Oh My!"
    • TV-14
  90. 3:00 AM Tattoo Nightmares "Broke and Branded"
    • TV-14
  91. 3:30 AM Tattoo Nightmares "Cops and Rockers"
    • TV-14
  92. 4:00 AM Ink Master: Angels "Angels of the Inner Harbor"
    • TV-14  (L)
  93. 5:00 AM Cops "Bible Buddies"
    • TV-PG
  94. 5:30 AM Cops "Bail Me Out, Boss"
    • TV-PG
  95. 6:00 AM Cops "Mohawked Cleaning Service"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  96. 6:30 AM Cops "Second Time Around"
    • TV-PG
  97. 7:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  98. 7:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  99. 8:00 AM Ninja Intelli-Sense Kitchen System - with Auto Spiralizer Plus Fettuccine & Spaghetti Blades!
  100. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  101. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  102. 9:30 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  103. 10:00 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  104. 10:30 AM Ninja Intelli-Sense Kitchen System - with Auto Spiralizer Plus Fettuccine & Spaghetti Blades!
  105. 11:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  106. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  107. 12:00 PM Cops "New Jersey"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  108. 12:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  109. 1:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  110. 1:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  111. 2:00 PM Cops "Arizona"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  112. 2:30 PM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  113. 3:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  114. 3:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  115. 4:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  116. 4:30 PM Cops "Nashville, Tennessee"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  117. 5:00 PM Cops "Albuquerque, New Mexico"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  118. 5:30 PM Cops "Bad Girls 2"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  119. 6:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  120. 6:30 PM Cops "Jacksonville"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  121. 7:00 PM Cops "Bible Buddies"
    • TV-PG
  122. 7:30 PM Cops "Mohawked Cleaning Service"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  123. Wednesday Night
  124. 8:00 PM Cops "Bail Me Out, Boss"
    • TV-PG
  125. 8:30 PM Cops "Second Time Around"
    • TV-PG
  126. 9:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"
    • TV-14
  127. 9:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  128. 10:00 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  129. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  130. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With a Chick and a Duck"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  131. 11:30 PM Friends "The One at the Beach"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  132. Thursday, December 14
  133. 12:00 AM The Day After Tomorrow
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  134. 3:00 AM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  135. 5:30 AM Cops "Passaic County, NJ: Jersey Cop: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  136. 6:00 AM Cops "Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  137. 6:30 AM Cops "Las Vegas, NV; Little Rock, AR; Las Vegas, NV: Bizarre Calls: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  138. 7:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  139. 7:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  140. 8:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  141. 8:30 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  142. 9:00 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  143. 9:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  144. 10:00 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  145. 10:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  146. 11:00 AM Battling Balding
  147. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  148. 12:00 PM Bar Rescue "Bare Rescue"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  149. 1:00 PM Bar Rescue "Momster's Ball"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  150. 2:00 PM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  151. 4:00 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  152. 6:30 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  153. Thursday Night
  154. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With the Jellyfish"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  155. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With the 'Cuffs"
    • TV-14  (S)
  156. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  157. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  158. 11:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG
  159. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler in a Box"
    • TV-PG
  160. Friday, December 15
  161. 12:00 AM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  162. 2:30 AM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  163. 5:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  164. 5:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  165. 6:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  166. 6:30 AM Cops "Riverside County, CA; Riverside County, CA; Homestead, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  167. 7:00 AM Yoga Retreat!
  168. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  169. 8:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  170. 8:30 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  171. 9:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  172. 9:30 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  173. 10:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  174. 10:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  175. 11:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  176. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  177. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  178. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad"
    • TV-PG
  179. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Tuttle"
    • TV-PG
  180. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Longjohn Flap"
    • TV-PG
  181. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "5 O'Clock Charlie"
    • TV-PG
  182. 2:30 PM M*A*S*H "Deal Me Out"
    • TV-PG
  183. 3:00 PM M*A*S*H "As You Were"
    • TV-PG
  184. 3:30 PM M*A*S*H "Alcoholics Unanimous"
    • TV-PG
  185. 4:00 PM M*A*S*H "Adam's Ribs"
    • TV-PG
  186. 4:30 PM M*A*S*H "Abyssinia, Henry"
    • TV-PG
  187. 5:00 PM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  188. 5:30 PM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  189. 6:00 PM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  190. 6:30 PM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  191. 7:00 PM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  192. 7:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  193. Friday Night
  194. 8:00 PM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Forsyth County, NC; Riverside County, CA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  195. 8:30 PM Cops "What Were They Thinking?"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  196. 9:00 PM Cops "Police Pullovers Special Edition No. 4"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  197. 9:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  198. 10:00 PM Cops "Passaic County, NJ; Albuquerque, NM; Wichita, KS: Stupid Criminals: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  199. 10:30 PM Cops "Sturgis Bike Rally Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  200. 11:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  201. 11:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  202. Saturday, December 16
  203. 12:00 AM Bellator MMA Live
    • NEW
  204. 2:15 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  205. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  206. 3:00 AM Cops "Fort Worth, TX; Las Vegas, NV; Pierce County, WA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  207. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  208. 4:00 AM Cops "Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  209. 4:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  210. 5:00 AM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  211. 5:30 AM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  212. 6:00 AM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  213. 6:30 AM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  214. 7:00 AM Knife Show/Cutlery Corner
  215. 7:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  216. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  217. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  219. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  220. 10:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  221. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 11:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  223. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 12:00 PM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  225. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. Saturday Night
  236. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 11:00 PM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  243. Sunday, December 17
  244. 2:00 AM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  245. 4:30 AM Cops "High Crimes"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  246. 5:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  247. 5:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  248. 6:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  249. 6:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  250. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  251. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  252. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  253. 8:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  254. 9:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  255. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  256. 10:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  257. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  258. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  259. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  260. 12:00 PM Xtreme Off Road "Moab Madness"
    • TV-PG
  261. 12:30 PM Engine Power "Engine Power Space Race"
    • TV-PG
  262. 1:00 PM Truck Tech "Klassy K5 Axle Rebuild"
    • TV-PG
  263. 1:30 PM Detroit Muscle "Barn Find Chevelle: Fuel System and Exhaust"
    • TV-PG
  264. 2:00 PM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  265. 4:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  266. Sunday Night
  267. 8:00 PM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  268. 11:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  269. Monday, December 18
  270. 3:00 AM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  271. 6:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  272. 7:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  273. 7:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  274. 8:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  275. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  276. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  277. 9:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  278. 10:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  279. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 11:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  281. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "To Market, to Market"
    • TV-PG
  283. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Requiem for a Lightweight"
    • TV-PG
  284. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Chief Surgeon Who?"
    • TV-PG
  285. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Moose"
    • TV-PG
  286. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Yankee Doodle Doctor"
    • TV-PG
  287. 2:30 PM Kill Bill: Vol. 1
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  288. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. Monday Night
  295. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  298. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  299. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  300. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  301. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  302. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  303. Tuesday, December 19
  304. 12:00 AM Cops "Guns No.1 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  305. 12:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  306. 1:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  307. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  308. 2:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  309. 2:30 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Maui County, HI; Maricopa County, AZ: Hide 'n Seek: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  310. 3:00 AM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Covington, KY; Cincinnati, OH: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  311. 3:30 AM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  312. 4:00 AM Cops "Rescues Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  313. 4:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  314. 5:00 AM Cops "Fresno, CA; Las Vegas, NV; Fresno, CA: Caught in the Act: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  315. 5:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  316. 6:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 5 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  317. 6:30 AM Cops "Seattle/Tacoma"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  318. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 7:30 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  320. 8:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  321. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  323. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  327. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Bananas, Crackers and Nuts"
    • TV-PG
  329. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Cowboy"
    • TV-PG
  330. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Henry, Please Come Home"
    • TV-PG
  331. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "I Hate a Mystery"
    • TV-PG
  332. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Germ Warfare"
    • TV-PG
  333. 2:30 PM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  334. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. Tuesday Night
  341. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. Wednesday, December 20
  350. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 1:00 AM I Am Sam Kinison
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 3:00 AM I Am Sam Kinison
    • TV-MA  (L)
  354. 5:00 AM I Am Chris Farley
    • TV-14  (L)
    • NR
  355. 7:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  356. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Edwina"
    • TV-PG
  366. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Love Story"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  367. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Ringbanger"
    • TV-PG
  368. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"
    • TV-PG
  369. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Again"
    • TV-PG
  370. 2:30 PM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  371. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. Wednesday Night
  377. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 9:00 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  380. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  381. 10:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  382. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  383. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  384. 11:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  385. Thursday, December 21
  386. 12:00 AM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  387. 3:00 AM The Italian Job
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  388. 5:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  389. 6:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 11"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  390. 6:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  391. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  392. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  393. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  394. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  395. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  396. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  397. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  398. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  399. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  400. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  401. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Army-Navy Game"
    • TV-PG
  402. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Sticky Wicket"
    • TV-PG
  403. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Major Fred C. Dobbs"
    • TV-PG
  404. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Ceasefire"
    • TV-PG
  405. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Showtime"
    • TV-PG
  406. 2:30 PM Superman
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  407. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  408. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  409. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  410. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  411. Thursday Night
  412. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  413. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  414. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  415. 9:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  416. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  417. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  418. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  419. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  420. Friday, December 22
  421. 12:00 AM Saving Private Ryan
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  422. 4:00 AM Rambo: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  423. 6:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Albuquerque, NM; Palm Beach, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  424. 6:30 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Palm Beach County, FL; Albuquerque, NM: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  425. 7:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  426. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  427. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  428. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  429. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  430. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  431. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  432. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  433. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  434. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  435. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Divided We Stand"
    • TV-PG
  436. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Radar's Report"
    • TV-PG
  437. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "For the Good of the Outfit"
    • TV-PG
  438. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde"
    • TV-PG
  439. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Kim"
    • TV-PG
  440. 2:30 PM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  441. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  442. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  443. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  444. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  445. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  446. Friday Night
  447. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  448. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  450. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  451. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  452. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  453. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  454. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
  455. Saturday, December 23
  456. 12:00 AM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  457. 3:00 AM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  458. 6:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Chattanooga, TN; Tampa, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  459. 6:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  460. 7:00 AM Knife Show/Cutlery Corner
  461. 7:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  462. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  463. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  464. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  465. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  466. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  467. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  468. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  469. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  470. 12:00 PM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  471. 3:00 PM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  472. 6:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  473. Saturday Night
  474. 8:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  475. 11:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  476. Sunday, December 24
  477. 1:30 AM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  478. 4:00 AM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  479. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  480. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  481. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  482. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  483. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  484. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  485. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  486. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  487. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  488. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  489. 12:00 PM Xtreme Off Road "The Jeepster Commando"
    • TV-PG
  490. 12:30 PM Engine Power "Twin Turbo Hellion Power on New LT1 Camaro"
    • TV-PG
  491. 1:00 PM Truck Tech "SuperMax Stage 2 Engine Upgrades"
    • TV-PG
  492. 1:30 PM Detroit Muscle "Chevelle Inside Out"
    • TV-PG
  493. 2:00 PM Casino
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  494. 6:00 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13