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  2. 10:00 AM Perricone MD Cold Plasma Sub-D
  3. 10:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  4. 11:00 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
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  6. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy on Trial"
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  7. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Cousin Virgil"
    • TV-G
  8. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Deputy Otis"
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  9. 1:51 PM Bonanza "To Own the World"
    • TV-PG
  10. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Shadler"
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  11. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "Quiet Day in Dodge"
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  12. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "Whelan's Men"
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  13. 6:05 PM Gunsmoke "Kimbrough"
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  14. 7:11 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Mr. McBeevee"
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  15. 7:47 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy's Rich Girlfriend"
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  16. Last Night
  17. 8:23 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and the New Mayor"
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  18. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "Settling Debts"
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  19. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Moon Is Not Blue"
    • TV-PG
  20. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "Run for the Money"
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  21. 10:36 PM M*A*S*H "U.N. the Night and the Music"
    • TV-PG
  22. 11:12 PM M*A*S*H "Strange Bedfellows"
    • TV-PG
  23. 11:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Debra's Workout"
    • TV-PG
  24. Today
  25. 12:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Left Back"
    • TV-PG
  26. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "What's With Robert?"
    • TV-PG
  27. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Bully on the Bus"
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  28. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Hi-Def Jam"
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  29. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Deacon Blues"
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  30. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Horizontal Hold"
    • TV-PG
  31. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Package Deal"
    • TV-PG
  32. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Prodigal Son"
    • TV-PG
  33. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert's Rodeo"
    • TV-PG
  34. 5:00 AM Nobodies "Seeing Someone"
    • TV-14  (L)
  35. 5:36 AM Nobodies "Call My Agent"
    • TV-14  (L)
  36. 6:12 AM Roseanne "Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places"
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  37. 6:49 AM Roseanne "Ladies Choice"
    • TV-PG
  38. 7:21 AM Roseanne "Stand on Your Man"
    • TV-PG
  39. 7:54 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Leap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  40. 8:27 AM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  41. 9:00 AM Amazing Abs
  42. 9:30 AM Celeb Hair Secrets!
  43. 10:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  44. 10:30 AM Buy gold, at-cost!
  45. 11:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  46. 11:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  47. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Mr. McBeevee"
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  48. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy's Rich Girlfriend"
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  49. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and the New Mayor"
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  50. 1:51 PM Bonanza "The Return"
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  51. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Jesse"
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  52. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "Talbot"
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  53. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "Women for Sale"
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  54. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "Women for Sale"
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  55. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and Opie -- Bachelors"
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  56. 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney Mends a Broken Heart"
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  57. Tonight
  58. 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Lawman Barney"
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  59. 8:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Mayberry Band"
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  60. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "Say No More"
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  61. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "Friends and Enemies"
    • TV-PG
  62. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "Give and Take"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  63. 10:30 PM M*A*S*H "As Time Goes By"
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  64. 11:00 PM M*A*S*H "Pilot"
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  65. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Tenth Anniversary"
    • TV-PG
  66. Tomorrow
  67. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert's Divorce"
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  68. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Wallpaper"
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  69. 1:00 AM Nobodies "Not the Emmys"
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    • TV-14  (L)
  70. 1:32 AM Lopez "No Country Club for Young Men"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  71. 2:02 AM The King of Queens "Horizontal Hold"
    • TV-PG
  72. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Package Deal"
    • TV-PG
  73. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Separation Anxiety"
    • TV-PG
  74. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Inner Tube"
    • TV-PG
  75. 4:00 AM Nobodies "Not the Emmys"
    • TV-14  (L)
  76. 4:32 AM Lopez "No Country Club for Young Men"
    • TV-14  (L)
  77. 5:02 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal"
    • TV-PG
  78. 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas"
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  79. 6:00 AM Roseanne "Good Girls, Bad Girls"
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  80. 6:30 AM Roseanne "Of Ice and Men"
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  81. 7:00 AM Roseanne "Lanford Daze"
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  82. 7:30 AM Roseanne "First Cousin, Twice Removed"
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  83. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  85. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  86. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  87. 10:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  88. 10:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  89. 11:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  90. 11:30 AM PiYo Craze!
  91. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and Opie -- Bachelors"
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  92. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney Mends a Broken Heart"
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  93. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Lawman Barney"
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  94. 1:51 PM Bonanza "Jonah"
    • TV-PG
  95. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "This Golden Land"
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  96. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "Matt's Love Story"
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  97. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Boy and the Sinner"
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  98. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Widowmaker"
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  99. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Floyd, the Gay Deceiver"
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  100. 7:36 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie's Rival"
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  101. Tomorrow Night
  102. 8:12 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Convicts at Large"
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  103. 8:48 PM M*A*S*H "To Market, to Market"
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  104. 9:24 PM M*A*S*H "Requiem for a Lightweight"
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  105. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "Chief Surgeon Who?"
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  106. 10:36 PM M*A*S*H "The Moose"
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  107. 11:12 PM M*A*S*H "Yankee Doodle Doctor"
    • TV-PG
  108. 11:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Hackidu"
    • TV-PG
  109. Friday, April 28
  110. 12:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Marie and Frank's New Friends"
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  111. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Alone Time"
    • TV-PG
  112. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Someone's Cranky"
    • TV-PG
  113. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Separation Anxiety"
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  114. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Inner Tube"
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  115. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Departure Time"
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  116. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Swim Neighbors"
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  117. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Confronting the Attacker"
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  118. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Meant to Be"
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  119. 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Reckless Abandonment"
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  120. 5:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Honey, I Ran Over the Kid"
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  121. 6:12 AM Roseanne "Lose a Job, Winnebago"
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  122. 6:49 AM Roseanne "It Was Twenty Years Ago Today"
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  123. 7:21 AM Roseanne "Playing With Matches"
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  124. 7:54 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  125. 8:27 AM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  126. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  127. 9:30 AM Celeb Hair Secrets!
  128. 10:00 AM Paint Like A Pro With Paint Zoom!
  129. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  130. 11:00 AM Buy gold, at-cost!
  131. 11:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  132. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Bed Jacket"
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  133. 12:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Floyd, the Gay Deceiver"
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  134. 1:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie's Rival"
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  135. 1:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Convicts at Large"
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  136. 2:00 PM Bonanza "The Spotlight"
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  137. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Kitty's Love Affair"
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  138. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Widow and the Rogue"
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  139. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "A Game of Death ... An Act of Love"
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  140. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "A Game of Death ... An Act of Love"
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  141. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Bed Jacket"
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  142. 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Bank Job"
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  143. Friday Night
  144. 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "One Punch Opie"
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  145. 8:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney and the Governor"
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  146. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "Bananas, Crackers and Nuts"
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  147. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "Cowboy"
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  148. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "Henry, Please Come Home"
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  149. 10:30 PM M*A*S*H "I Hate a Mystery"
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  150. 11:00 PM M*A*S*H "Germ Warfare"
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  151. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Italy"
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  152. Saturday, April 29
  153. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Italy"
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  154. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Pet Cemetery"
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  155. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Author"
    • TV-PG
  156. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Walk to the Door"
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  157. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Departure Time"
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  158. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Swim Neighbors"
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  159. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Pregnant Pause"
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  160. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Pregnant Pause"
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  161. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Young Girl"
    • TV-PG
  162. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Fighting In-Laws"
    • TV-PG
  163. 5:00 AM Nobodies "Not the Emmys"
    • TV-14  (L)
  164. 5:36 AM Lopez "No Country Club for Young Men"
    • TV-14  (L)
  165. 6:12 AM Roseanne "Promises, Promises"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  166. 6:49 AM Roseanne "Glengarry, Glen Rosey"
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  167. 7:21 AM Roseanne "Tooth or Consequences"
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  168. 7:54 AM Roseanne "Daughters and Other Strangers"
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  169. 8:27 AM Roseanne "Two Down, One to Go"
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  170. 9:00 AM Roseanne "The Mommy's Curse"
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  171. 9:36 AM Roseanne "Party Politics"
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  172. 10:12 AM Roseanne "Homeward Bound"
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  173. 10:48 AM Roseanne "Guilt by Imagination"
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  174. 11:24 AM Roseanne "Homecoming"
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  175. 12:00 PM Roseanne "Suck Up or Shut Up"
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  176. 12:30 PM Roseanne "Busted"
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  177. 1:00 PM Roseanne "Don't Make Room for Daddy"
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  178. 1:30 PM Roseanne "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
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  179. 2:00 PM Roseanne "Past Imperfect"
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  180. 2:30 PM Roseanne "Lies My Father Told Me"
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  181. 3:00 PM Roseanne "I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep"
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  182. 3:30 PM Roseanne "Isn't It Romantic?"
    • TV-PG
  183. 4:00 PM Roseanne "Altar Egos"
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  184. 4:30 PM Roseanne "Nine Is Enough"
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  185. 5:00 PM Roseanne "Two for One"
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  186. 5:30 PM Roseanne "Snoop Davey Dave"
    • TV-PG
  187. 6:00 PM Roseanne "Girl Talk"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  188. 6:30 PM Roseanne "Sleeper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  189. 7:00 PM The Golden Girls "Room 7"
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  190. 7:30 PM The Golden Girls "From Here to the Pharmacy"
    • TV-PG
  191. Saturday Night
  192. 8:00 PM The Golden Girls "The Pope's Ring"
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  193. 8:30 PM The Golden Girls "Old Boyfriends"
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  194. 9:00 PM The Golden Girls "Goodbye, Mr. Gordon"
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  195. 9:30 PM The Golden Girls "The Commitments"
    • TV-PG
  196. 10:00 PM The Golden Girls "Questions & Answers"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  197. 10:30 PM The Golden Girls "Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan"
    • TV-PG
  198. 11:00 PM The Golden Girls "Journey to the Center of Attention"
    • TV-PG
  199. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "What Good Are You?"
    • TV-PG
  200. Sunday, April 30
  201. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  202. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Silent Partners"
    • TV-PG
  203. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Fairies"
    • TV-PG
  204. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Stefania Arrives"
    • TV-PG
  205. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Pregnant Pause"
    • TV-PG
  206. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Pregnant Pause"
    • TV-PG
  207. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "S'no Job"
    • TV-PG
  208. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Sight Gag"
    • TV-PG
  209. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Humm Vac"
    • TV-PG
  210. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Net Worth"
    • TV-PG
  211. 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Too Close for Christine"
    • TV-PG
  212. 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "A Change of Heart/Pants"
    • TV-PG
  213. 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Hair"
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  214. 6:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "He Ain't Heavy"
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  215. 7:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Old Maid of Honor"
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  216. 7:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Passion of the Christine"
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  217. 8:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Answer Is Maybe"
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  218. 8:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Come to Papa Jeff"
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  219. 9:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Oh God, Yes"
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  220. 9:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Separation Anxiety"
    • TV-PG
  221. 10:12 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Champ"
    • TV-PG
  222. 10:48 AM The Golden Girls "A Midwinter Night's Dream"
    • TV-PG
  223. 11:24 AM The Golden Girls "A Midwinter Night's Dream Continues"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  224. 12:00 PM The Golden Girls "Rose: Portrait of a Woman"
    • TV-PG
  225. 12:36 PM The Golden Girls "Home Again, Rose"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  226. 1:12 PM The Golden Girls "Home Again, Rose"
    • TV-PG
  227. 1:48 PM The Golden Girls "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest"
    • TV-PG
  228. 2:24 PM The Golden Girls "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest"
    • TV-PG
  229. 3:00 PM The Golden Girls "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  230. 3:30 PM The Golden Girls "Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  231. 4:00 PM The Golden Girls "Transplant"
    • TV-PG
  232. 4:30 PM The Golden Girls "The Triangle"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  233. 5:00 PM The Golden Girls "On Golden Girls"
    • TV-PG
  234. 5:30 PM The Golden Girls "The Competition"
    • TV-PG
  235. 6:00 PM The Golden Girls "Blanche and the Younger Man"
    • TV-PG
  236. 6:30 PM The Golden Girls "Heart Attack"
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  237. 7:00 PM Reba "The Wall"
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  238. 7:30 PM Reba "The Best Defense"
    • TV-PG
  239. Sunday Night
  240. 8:00 PM Reba "For Sale, Cheap"
    • TV-PG
  241. 8:30 PM Reba "The Will"
    • TV-PG
  242. 9:00 PM Reba "Location, Location, Location"
    • TV-PG
  243. 9:30 PM Reba "Your Place or Mine"
    • TV-PG
  244. 10:00 PM Reba "She's Leaving Home, Bye, Bye"
    • TV-PG
  245. 10:30 PM Reba "She's Leaving Home, Bye, Bye"
    • TV-PG
  246. 11:00 PM Reba "War and Peace"
    • TV-PG
  247. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Let's Fix Robert"
    • TV-PG
  248. Monday, May 1
  249. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Say Uncle"
    • TV-PG
  250. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Separation"
    • TV-PG
  251. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Frank Paints the House"
    • TV-PG
  252. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ally's Birth"
    • TV-PG
  253. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "S'no Job"
    • TV-PG
  254. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Sight Gag"
    • TV-PG
  255. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Walk, Man"
    • TV-PG
  256. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Friender Bender"
    • TV-PG
  257. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Angry Family"
    • TV-PG
  258. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "No Roll"
    • TV-PG
  259. 5:00 AM The Golden Girls "Stan's Return"
    • TV-PG
  260. 5:30 AM The Golden Girls "The Custody Battle"
    • TV-PG
  261. 6:00 AM The Golden Girls "The Truth Will Out"
    • TV-PG
  262. 6:30 AM The Golden Girls "Nice and Easy"
    • TV-PG
  263. 7:00 AM The Golden Girls "Second Motherhood"
    • TV-PG
  264. 7:30 AM The Golden Girls "Adult Education"
    • TV-PG
  265. 8:00 AM The Golden Girls "The Flu"
    • TV-PG
  266. 8:30 AM The Golden Girls "Blind Ambitions"
    • TV-PG
  267. 9:00 AM Carol Burnett's 50th Anniversary!
  268. 9:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  269. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 11:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  273. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Man in a Hurry"
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  274. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "High Noon in Mayberry"
    • TV-G
  275. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Class Reunion"
    • TV-G
  276. 1:51 PM Bonanza "Patchwork Man"
    • TV-PG
  277. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Lynch Town"
    • TV-G
  278. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Hanging of Newly O'Brien"
    • TV-G
  279. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "Susan Was Evil"
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  280. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Deadly Innocent"
    • TV-G
  281. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Man in a Hurry"
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  282. 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Rafe Hollister Sings"
    • TV-G
  283. Monday Night
  284. 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie and the Spoiled Kid"
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  285. 8:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Great Filling Station Robbery"
    • TV-G
  286. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "Edwina"
    • TV-PG
  287. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "Love Story"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  288. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "Tuttle"
    • TV-PG
  289. 10:36 PM M*A*S*H "The Ringbanger"
    • TV-PG
  290. 11:12 PM M*A*S*H "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"
    • TV-PG
  291. 11:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Odd Man Out"
    • TV-PG
  292. Tuesday, May 2
  293. 12:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ray's Ring"
    • TV-PG
  294. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Frank Goes Downstairs"
    • TV-PG
  295. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Jealous Robert"
    • TV-PG
  296. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Walk, Man"
    • TV-PG
  297. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Friender Bender"
    • TV-PG
  298. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Mean Streak"
    • TV-PG
  299. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "No Retreat"
    • TV-PG
  300. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "It's Supposed to Be Fun"
    • TV-PG
  301. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Raybert"
    • TV-PG
  302. 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Playdate With Destiny"
    • TV-PG
  303. 5:38 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Women 'N Tuition"
    • TV-PG
  304. 6:16 AM Roseanne "Follow the Son"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  305. 6:54 AM Roseanne "Punch and Jimmy"
    • TV-PG
  306. 7:27 AM Roseanne "White Men Can't Kiss"
    • TV-G
  307. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  308. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D)
  309. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 9:30 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  311. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Rafe Hollister Sings"
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  316. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie and the Spoiled Kid"
    • TV-G
  317. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Great Filling Station Robbery"
    • TV-G
  318. 1:51 PM Bonanza "A Time to Step Down"
    • TV-PG
  319. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "A Child Between"
    • TV-G
  320. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "A Family of Killers"
    • TV-G
  321. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "Like Old Times"
    • TV-G
  322. 6:05 PM Gunsmoke "The Town Tamers"
    • TV-G
  323. 7:11 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy Discovers America"
    • TV-G
  324. 7:47 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Aunt Bee's Medicine Man"
    • TV-G
  325. Tuesday Night
  326. 8:23 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy's English Valet"
    • TV-G
  327. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Again"
    • TV-PG
  328. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Longjohn Flap"
    • TV-PG
  329. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Army-Navy Game"
    • TV-PG
  330. 10:36 PM M*A*S*H "Sticky Wicket"
    • TV-PG
  331. 11:12 PM M*A*S*H "Major Fred C. Dobbs"
    • TV-PG
  332. 11:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Kicker"
    • TV-PG
  333. Wednesday, May 3
  334. 12:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Tissues"
    • TV-PG
  335. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Snow Day"
    • TV-PG
  336. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Cookies"
    • TV-PG
  337. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Mean Streak"
    • TV-PG
  338. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "No Retreat"
    • TV-PG
  339. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Oxy Moron"
    • TV-PG
  340. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Lyin' Hearted"
    • TV-PG
  341. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Skit"
    • TV-PG
  342. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Breakup Tape"
    • TV-PG
  343. 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Mission: Impossible"
    • TV-PG
  344. 5:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "What About Barb?"
    • TV-PG
  345. 6:12 AM Roseanne "Maybe Baby"
    • TV-G
  346. 6:49 AM Roseanne "Rear Window"
    • TV-PG
  347. 7:21 AM Roseanne "My Name Is Bev"
    • TV-PG
  348. 7:54 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 8:27 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 9:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  351. 9:30 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  352. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy Discovers America"
    • TV-G
  357. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Aunt Bee's Medicine Man"
    • TV-G
  358. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy's English Valet"
    • TV-G
  359. 1:51 PM Bonanza "Credit for a Kill"
    • TV-PG
  360. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Cowtown Hustler"
    • TV-G
  361. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Foundling"
    • TV-G
  362. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Iron Blood of Courage"
    • TV-G
  363. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Schoolmarm"
    • TV-G
  364. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Rivals"
    • TV-G
  365. 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "A Wife for Andy"
    • TV-G
  366. Wednesday Night
  367. 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Dogs, Dogs, Dogs"
    • TV-G
  368. 8:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Big House"
    • TV-G
  369. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "Ceasefire"
    • TV-PG
  370. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "Showtime"
    • TV-PG
  371. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "Divided We Stand"
    • TV-PG
  372. 10:30 PM M*A*S*H "5 O'Clock Charlie"
    • TV-PG
  373. 11:00 PM M*A*S*H "Radar's Report"
    • TV-PG
  374. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Bachelor Party"
    • TV-PG
  375. Thursday, May 4
  376. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  377. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  378. 1:00 AM Nobodies "Too Much of a Good Thing"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  379. 1:32 AM Lopez "George Breaks In"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  380. 2:02 AM The King of Queens "Oxy Moron"
    • TV-PG
  381. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Lyin' Hearted"
    • TV-PG
  382. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Depo Man"
    • TV-PG
  383. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Life Sentence"
    • TV-PG
  384. 4:00 AM Nobodies "Too Much of a Good Thing"
    • TV-14  (L)
  385. 4:32 AM Lopez "George Breaks In"
    • TV-14  (L)
  386. 5:02 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Crash"
    • TV-PG
  387. 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Ritchie Scores"
    • TV-PG
  388. 6:00 AM Roseanne "Bed and Bored"
    • TV-G
  389. 6:30 AM Roseanne "Sisters"
    • TV-PG
  390. 7:00 AM Roseanne "Lost Youth"
    • TV-PG
  391. 7:30 AM Roseanne "Single Married Female"
    • TV-G
  392. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  393. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  394. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  397. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  398. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  399. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  400. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Rivals"
    • TV-G
  401. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "A Wife for Andy"
    • TV-G
  402. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Dogs, Dogs, Dogs"
    • TV-G
  403. 1:51 PM Bonanza "Four Sisters From Boston"
    • TV-PG
  404. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "A Trail of Bloodshed"
    • TV-G
  405. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "To Ride a Yellow Horse"
    • TV-G
  406. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Disciple"
    • TV-G
  407. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "Matt Dillon Must Die"
    • TV-G
  408. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army"
    • TV-G
  409. 7:36 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Sermon for Today"
    • TV-G
  410. Thursday Night
  411. 8:12 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Gomer the House Guest"
    • TV-G
  412. 8:48 PM M*A*S*H "For the Good of the Outfit"
    • TV-PG
  413. 9:24 PM M*A*S*H "Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde"
    • TV-PG
  414. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "Kim"
    • TV-PG
  415. 10:36 PM M*A*S*H "L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)"
    • TV-PG
  416. 11:12 PM M*A*S*H "The Trial of Henry Blake"
    • TV-PG
  417. 11:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Talk to Your Daughter"
    • TV-PG
  418. Friday, May 5
  419. 12:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "A Vote for Debra"
    • TV-PG
  420. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The First Six Years"
    • TV-PG
  421. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The First Six Years"
    • TV-PG
  422. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Depo Man"
    • TV-PG
  423. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Life Sentence"
    • TV-PG
  424. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Veiled Threat"
    • TV-PG
  425. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Double Downer"
    • TV-PG
  426. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Counseling"
    • TV-PG
  427. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Homework"
    • TV-PG
  428. 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Endless Shrimp, Endless Night"
    • TV-PG
  429. 5:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Let Him Eat Cake"
    • TV-PG
  430. 6:12 AM Roseanne "All About Rosey"
    • TV-G
  431. 6:49 AM Roseanne "All About Rosey"
    • TV-G
  432. 7:21 AM Roseanne "Husbands and Wives"
    • TV-G
  433. 7:54 AM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D)
  434. 8:27 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  435. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  436. 9:30 AM Paint Like A Pro With Paint Zoom!
  437. 10:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  438. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  439. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  440. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  441. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "A Black Day for Mayberry"
    • TV-G
  442. 12:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army"
    • TV-G
  443. 1:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Sermon for Today"
    • TV-G
  444. 1:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Gomer the House Guest"
    • TV-G
  445. 2:00 PM Bonanza "Old Charlie"
    • TV-PG
  446. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "A Town in Chains"
    • TV-G
  447. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Guns of Cibola Blanca"
    • TV-G
  448. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Guns of Cibola Blanca"
    • TV-G
  449. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "Thirty a Month and Found"
    • TV-G
  450. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "A Black Day for Mayberry"
    • TV-G
  451. 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain"
    • TV-G
  452. Friday Night
  453. 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Up in Barney's Room"
    • TV-G
  454. 8:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "A Date for Gomer"
    • TV-G
  455. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Three"
    • TV-PG
  456. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Sniper"
    • TV-PG
  457. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "Carry On, Hawkeye"
    • TV-PG
  458. 10:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Incubator"
    • TV-PG
  459. 11:00 PM M*A*S*H "Deal Me Out"
    • TV-PG
  460. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Pet the Bunny"
    • TV-PG
  461. Saturday, May 6
  462. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Who Am I?"
    • TV-PG
  463. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert Needs Money"
    • TV-PG
  464. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Sigh"
    • TV-PG
  465. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Annoying Kid"
    • TV-PG
  466. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Veiled Threat"
    • TV-PG
  467. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Double Downer"
    • TV-PG
  468. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Food Fight"
    • TV-PG
  469. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Nights"
    • TV-PG
  470. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "She's the One"
    • TV-PG
  471. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Grandpa Steals"
    • TV-PG
  472. 5:00 AM Nobodies "Too Much of a Good Thing"
    • TV-14  (L)
  473. 5:36 AM Lopez "George Breaks In"
    • TV-14  (L)
  474. 6:12 AM Roseanne "Happy Trailers"
    • TV-G
  475. 6:49 AM Roseanne "The Blaming of the Shrew"
    • TV-G
  476. 7:21 AM Roseanne "The Birds and the Frozen Bees"
    • TV-G
  477. 7:54 AM Roseanne "Couch Potatoes"
    • TV-G
  478. 8:27 AM Roseanne "Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute"
    • TV-G
  479. 9:00 AM Roseanne "Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker"
    • TV-PG
  480. 9:36 AM Roseanne "Kansas City, Here We Come"
    • TV-PG
  481. 10:12 AM Roseanne "Less Is More"
    • TV-PG
  482. 10:48 AM Roseanne "This Old House"
    • TV-G
  483. 11:24 AM Roseanne "The Commercial Show"
    • TV-G
  484. 12:00 PM Roseanne "Aliens"
    • TV-G
  485. 12:36 PM Roseanne "Terms of Estrangement"
    • TV-G
  486. 1:12 PM Roseanne "Terms of Estrangement"
    • TV-G
  487. 1:48 PM Roseanne "The Dark Ages"
    • TV-PG
  488. 2:24 PM Roseanne "Mommy Nearest"
    • TV-G
  489. 3:00 PM Roseanne "Crime and Punishment"
    • TV-PG
  490. 3:30 PM Roseanne "War and Peace"
    • TV-PG
  491. 4:00 PM Roseanne "Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home"
    • TV-G
  492. 4:30 PM Roseanne "It's a Boy!"
    • TV-PG
  493. 5:00 PM Roseanne "A Stash From the Past"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  494. 5:30 PM Roseanne "The Driver's Seat"
    • TV-G
  495. 6:00 PM Roseanne "David vs. Goliath"
    • TV-PG