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  2. 8:27 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  3. 9:00 AM Get on track with Cue
  4. 9:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  5. 10:00 AM King of the Grill - Wood-Fired Cooking
  6. 10:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  7. 11:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  8. 11:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  9. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Aunt Bee Takes a Job"
    • TV-G
  10. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Church Organ"
    • TV-G
  11. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Girl Shy"
    • TV-G
  12. 1:51 PM Bonanza "Day of Reckoning"
    • TV-PG
  13. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Lavery"
    • TV-G
  14. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "Pike"
    • TV-G
  15. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "Pike"
    • TV-G
  16. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Lost"
    • TV-G
  17. 7:00 PM M*A*S*H "Fade Out, Fade In"
    • TV-PG
  18. 7:30 PM M*A*S*H "Fade Out, Fade In"
    • TV-PG
  19. Last Night
  20. 8:00 PM M*A*S*H "Comrades in Arms"
    • TV-PG
  21. 8:30 PM M*A*S*H "Comrades in Arms"
    • TV-PG
  22. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "Dr. Winchester and Mr. Hyde"
    • TV-PG
  23. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "None Like It Hot"
    • TV-PG
  24. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "An Eye for a Tooth"
    • TV-PG
  25. 10:36 PM M*A*S*H "The Party"
    • TV-PG
  26. 11:12 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Shower"
    • TV-PG
  27. 11:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Baggage"
    • TV-PG
  28. Today
  29. 12:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Bachelor Party"
    • TV-PG
  30. 1:00 AM Mom "Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 1:30 AM Mom "Zombies and Cobb Salad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Catching Hell"
    • TV-PG
  33. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Ice Cubed"
    • TV-PG
  34. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Wish Boned"
    • TV-PG
  35. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Slippery Slope"
    • TV-PG
  36. 4:00 AM Mom "Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 4:30 AM Mom "Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  39. 5:36 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  40. 6:12 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal"
    • TV-PG
  41. 6:49 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  42. 7:21 AM Roseanne "No Talking"
    • TV-G
  43. 7:54 AM Roseanne "Chicken Hearts"
    • TV-G
  44. 8:27 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  45. 9:00 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  46. 9:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  47. 10:00 AM Hair Regrowth Secret for women. Regrow your hair and confidence.
  48. 10:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  49. 11:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  50. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  51. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Malcolm at the Crossroads"
    • TV-G
  52. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Otis, the Artist"
    • TV-G
  53. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Return of Barney Fife"
    • TV-G
  54. 1:51 PM Bonanza "The Abduction"
    • TV-PG
  55. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Phoenix"
    • TV-G
  56. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "Waste"
    • TV-G
  57. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "Waste"
    • TV-G
  58. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "New Doctor in Town"
    • TV-G
  59. 7:00 PM M*A*S*H "Goodbye Radar"
    • TV-PG
  60. 7:36 PM M*A*S*H "Goodbye Radar"
    • TV-PG
  61. Tonight
  62. 8:12 PM M*A*S*H "The Yalu Brick Road"
    • TV-PG
  63. 8:48 PM M*A*S*H "Life Time"
    • TV-PG
  64. 9:24 PM M*A*S*H "Bottle Fatigue"
    • TV-PG
  65. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "Old Soldiers"
    • TV-PG
  66. 10:36 PM M*A*S*H "Morale Victory"
    • TV-PG
  67. 11:12 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Fun with Debra"
    • TV-PG
  68. 11:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Thank You Notes"
    • TV-PG
  69. Tomorrow
  70. 12:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Home From School"
    • TV-PG
  71. 1:00 AM Mom "Leather Cribs and Medieval Rack"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 1:30 AM Mom "Fireballs and Bullet Holes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Wish Boned"
    • TV-PG
  74. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Slippery Slope"
    • TV-PG
  75. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Buy Curious"
    • TV-PG
  76. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Vocal Discord"
    • TV-PG
  77. 4:00 AM Mom "Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 4:30 AM Mom "Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Misery Loves Company"
    • TV-PG
  80. 5:36 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Contractor"
    • TV-PG
  81. 6:12 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Reckless Abandonment"
    • TV-PG
  82. 6:49 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Honey, I Ran Over the Kid"
    • TV-PG
  83. 7:21 AM Roseanne "One for the Road"
    • TV-G
  84. 7:54 AM Roseanne "An Officer and a Gentleman"
    • TV-G
  85. 8:27 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 9:00 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  87. 9:30 AM Love Your Hair!
  88. 10:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  89. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  90. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  91. 11:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  92. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Legend of Barney Fife"
    • TV-G
  93. 12:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Lost and Found"
    • TV-G
  94. 1:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Wyatt Earp Rides Again"
    • TV-G
  95. 1:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Aunt Bee Learns to Drive"
    • TV-G
  96. 2:00 PM Bonanza "Breed of Violence"
    • TV-PG
  97. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Legend"
    • TV-G
  98. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "My Brother's Keeper"
    • TV-G
  99. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "Lynott"
    • TV-G
  100. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "Lijah"
    • TV-G
  101. 7:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Best of Enemies"
    • TV-PG
  102. 7:30 PM M*A*S*H "No Sweat"
    • TV-PG
  103. Tomorrow Night
  104. 8:00 PM M*A*S*H "Oh, How We Danced"
    • TV-PG
  105. 8:30 PM M*A*S*H "Blood Brothers"
    • TV-PG
  106. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Tooth Shall Set You Free"
    • TV-PG
  107. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "Sons and Bowlers"
    • TV-PG
  108. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "Trick or Treatment"
    • TV-PG
  109. 10:36 PM M*A*S*H "The Joker Is Wild"
    • TV-PG
  110. 11:12 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Peter on the Couch"
    • TV-PG
  111. 11:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Liars"
    • TV-PG
  112. Saturday, September 23
  113. 12:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Surprise Party"
    • TV-PG
  114. 1:00 AM Mom "Nietzsche and a Beer Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 1:30 AM Mom "Jail Jail and Japanese Porn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Buy Curious"
    • TV-PG
  117. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Vocal Discord"
    • TV-PG
  118. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Like Hell"
    • TV-PG
  119. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Consummate Professional"
    • TV-PG
  120. 4:00 AM Mom "A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 4:30 AM Mom "Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 5:00 AM Mom "Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 5:30 AM Mom "Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 6:00 AM Mom "Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 6:30 AM Mom "Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 7:00 AM Roseanne "Born to Be Wild"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  127. 7:30 AM Roseanne "Hair"
    • TV-G
  128. 8:00 AM Roseanne "I'm Hungry"
    • TV-G
  129. 8:30 AM Roseanne "All of Me"
    • TV-G
  130. 9:00 AM Roseanne "To Tell the Truth"
    • TV-G
  131. 9:36 AM Roseanne "Fender Bender"
    • TV-G
  132. 10:12 AM Roseanne "April Fool's Day"
    • TV-G
  133. 10:48 AM Roseanne "Fathers and Daughters"
    • TV-G
  134. 11:24 AM Roseanne "Happy Birthday"
    • TV-G
  135. 12:00 PM Roseanne "The Test"
    • TV-G
  136. 12:36 PM Roseanne "Friends and Relatives"
    • TV-PG
  137. 1:12 PM Roseanne "Like a Virgin"
    • TV-PG
  138. 1:48 PM Roseanne "Like, a New Job"
    • TV-G
  139. 2:24 PM Roseanne "Good-bye Mr. Right"
    • TV-G
  140. 3:00 PM Roseanne "Becky, Beds and Boys"
    • TV-G
  141. 3:30 PM Roseanne "PMS, I Love You"
    • TV-PG
  142. 4:00 PM Roseanne "Bird Is the Word"
    • TV-G
  143. 4:30 PM Roseanne "Dream Lover"
    • TV-G
  144. 5:00 PM Roseanne "Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?"
    • TV-G
  145. 5:30 PM Roseanne "Confessions"
    • TV-G
  146. 6:00 PM Roseanne "The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father"
    • TV-G
  147. 6:30 PM Roseanne "The Wedding"
    • TV-G
  148. 7:00 PM The Golden Girls "Sister of the Bride"
    • TV-PG
  149. 7:36 PM The Golden Girls "Miles to Go"
    • TV-PG
  150. Saturday Night
  151. 8:12 PM The Golden Girls "There Goes the Bride"
    • TV-PG
  152. 8:48 PM The Golden Girls "There Goes the Bride"
    • TV-PG
  153. 9:24 PM The Golden Girls "Older and Wiser"
    • TV-PG
  154. 10:00 PM The Golden Girls "Melodrama"
    • TV-PG
  155. 10:30 PM The Golden Girls "Even Grandmas Get the Blues"
    • TV-PG
  156. 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Debra at the Lodge"
    • TV-PG
  157. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Slave"
    • TV-PG
  158. Sunday, September 24
  159. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Whose Side Are You On?"
    • TV-PG
  160. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Lateness"
    • TV-PG
  161. 1:00 AM Mom "Sonograms and Tube Tops"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 1:30 AM Mom "Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Like Hell"
    • TV-PG
  164. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Consummate Professional"
    • TV-PG
  165. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Pole Lox"
    • TV-PG
  166. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Sandwiched Out"
    • TV-PG
  167. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Party Dress"
    • TV-PG
  168. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Security"
    • TV-PG
  169. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Ingrate"
    • TV-PG
  170. 5:36 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Crazy Chin"
    • TV-PG
  171. 6:12 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Nice Talk"
    • TV-PG
  172. 6:49 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Blabbermouths"
    • TV-PG
  173. 7:21 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Too Close for Christine"
    • TV-PG
  174. 7:54 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "A Change of Heart/Pants"
    • TV-PG
  175. 8:27 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Hair"
    • TV-PG
  176. 9:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "He Ain't Heavy"
    • TV-PG
  177. 9:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Old Maid of Honor"
    • TV-PG
  178. 10:12 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Love: A Cautionary Tale"
    • TV-PG
  179. 10:48 AM The Golden Girls "Witness"
    • TV-PG
  180. 11:24 AM The Golden Girls "What a Difference a Date Makes"
    • TV-PG
  181. 12:00 PM The Golden Girls "Love for Sale"
    • TV-PG
  182. 12:36 PM The Golden Girls "Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home"
    • TV-PG
  183. 1:12 PM The Golden Girls "Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home"
    • TV-PG
  184. 1:48 PM The Golden Girls "Henny Penny -- Straight, No Chaser"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  185. 2:24 PM The Golden Girls "Hey, Look Me Over"
    • TV-PG
  186. 3:00 PM The Golden Girls "The Case of the Libertine Belle"
    • TV-PG
  187. 3:30 PM The Golden Girls "Beauty and the Beast"
    • TV-PG
  188. 4:00 PM The Golden Girls "That's for Me to Know"
    • TV-PG
  189. 4:30 PM The Golden Girls "Where's Charlie?"
    • TV-PG
  190. 5:00 PM The Golden Girls "Mother Load"
    • TV-PG
  191. 5:30 PM The Golden Girls "Dateline: Miami"
    • TV-PG
  192. 6:00 PM The Golden Girls "The Monkey Show"
    • TV-PG
  193. 6:30 PM The Golden Girls "The Monkey Show"
    • TV-PG
  194. 7:00 PM Reba "The Pageant of Grandmas"
    • TV-PG
  195. 7:30 PM Reba "Reba's Rules of Real Estate"
    • TV-PG
  196. Sunday Night
  197. 8:00 PM Reba "Driving Miss Kyra"
    • TV-PG
  198. 8:30 PM Reba "Go Far"
    • TV-PG
  199. 9:00 PM Reba "Help Wanted"
    • TV-PG
  200. 9:30 PM Reba "Hello, My Name Is Cheyenne"
    • TV-PG
  201. 10:00 PM Reba "Where There's Smoke"
    • TV-PG
  202. 10:30 PM Reba "Reba and the One"
    • TV-PG
  203. 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Model"
    • TV-PG
  204. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Mentor"
    • TV-PG
  205. Monday, September 25
  206. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Golf for It"
    • TV-PG
  207. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Home"
    • TV-PG
  208. 1:00 AM Mom "Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 1:30 AM Mom "Smokey Taylor and a Deathbed Confession"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Pole Lox"
    • TV-PG
  211. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Sandwiched Out"
    • TV-PG
  212. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Shear Torture"
    • TV-PG
  213. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Inn Escapable"
    • TV-PG
  214. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Not So Fast"
    • TV-PG
  215. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Angry Sex"
    • TV-PG
  216. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "P.T. & A"
    • TV-PG
  217. 5:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ally's F"
    • TV-PG
  218. 6:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Boys' Therapy"
    • TV-PG
  219. 6:30 AM The Golden Girls "Ro$e Love$ Mile$"
    • TV-PG
  220. 7:00 AM The Golden Girls "Room 7"
    • TV-PG
  221. 7:30 AM The Golden Girls "From Here to the Pharmacy"
    • TV-PG
  222. 8:00 AM The Golden Girls "The Pope's Ring"
    • TV-PG
  223. 8:30 AM The Golden Girls "Old Boyfriends"
    • TV-PG
  224. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 9:30 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  226. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  230. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie's Fortune"
    • TV-G
  231. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor"
    • TV-G
  232. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Pageant"
    • TV-G
  233. 1:51 PM Bonanza "The Last Viking"
    • TV-PG
  234. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Trafton"
    • TV-G
  235. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Bullet"
    • TV-G
  236. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Bullet"
    • TV-G
  237. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Bullet"
    • TV-G
  238. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Darling Baby"
    • TV-G
  239. 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and Helen Have Their Day"
    • TV-G
  240. Monday Night
  241. 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Three Wishes for Opie"
    • TV-G
  242. 8:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Otis Sues the County"
    • TV-G
  243. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "Strange Bedfellows"
    • TV-PG
  244. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "Say No More"
    • TV-PG
  245. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "Friends and Enemies"
    • TV-PG
  246. 10:30 PM M*A*S*H "Give and Take"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  247. 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "A Job for Robert"
    • TV-PG
  248. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "A Date for Peter"
    • TV-PG
  249. Tuesday, September 26
  250. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Favors"
    • TV-PG
  251. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Faux Pas"
    • TV-PG
  252. 1:00 AM Mom "Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 1:30 AM Mom "My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Shear Torture"
    • TV-PG
  255. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Inn Escapable"
    • TV-PG
  256. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Fresh Brood"
    • TV-PG
  257. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "G'Night, Stalker"
    • TV-PG
  258. 4:00 AM Mom "High-Tops and Brown Jacket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 4:30 AM Mom "Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Tasteless Frank"
    • TV-PG
  261. 5:36 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Sister-in-Law"
    • TV-PG
  262. 6:12 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Bahamian Rhapsody"
    • TV-PG
  263. 6:49 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Burning Love"
    • TV-PG
  264. 7:21 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Mole"
    • TV-PG
  265. 7:54 AM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  266. 8:27 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 9:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  269. 10:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  270. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and Helen Have Their Day"
    • TV-G
  274. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Three Wishes for Opie"
    • TV-G
  275. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Otis Sues the County"
    • TV-G
  276. 1:51 PM Bonanza "The Trail Gang"
    • TV-PG
  277. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Drago"
    • TV-G
  278. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-G
  279. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "Hidalgo"
    • TV-G
  280. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "Tara"
    • TV-G
  281. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney Fife, Realtor"
    • TV-G
  282. 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Goober Takes a Car Apart"
    • TV-G
  283. Tuesday Night
  284. 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Rehabilitation of Otis"
    • TV-G
  285. 8:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Lucky Letter"
    • TV-G
  286. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "As Time Goes By"
    • TV-PG
  287. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  288. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "To Market, to Market"
    • TV-PG
  289. 10:30 PM M*A*S*H "Requiem for a Lightweight"
    • TV-PG
  290. 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Power of No"
    • TV-PG
  291. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Pat's Secret"
    • TV-PG
  292. Wednesday, September 27
  293. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  294. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  295. 1:00 AM Mom "Terrorists and Gingerbread"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 1:30 AM Mom "Kreplach and a Tiny Tush"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Fresh Brood"
    • TV-PG
  298. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "G'Night, Stalker"
    • TV-PG
  299. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Move Doubt"
    • TV-PG
  300. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Gambling N'Diction"
    • TV-PG
  301. 4:00 AM Mom "Sparkling Water & Ba-Dinkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 4:30 AM Mom "Blow and a Free McMuffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "I Love You"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  304. 5:36 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "I Wish I Were Gus"
    • TV-PG
  305. 6:12 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "For Love or Money"
    • TV-PG
  306. 6:49 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Dr. Little Man"
    • TV-PG
  307. 7:21 AM Roseanne "Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-G
  308. 7:54 AM Roseanne "Home Ec"
    • TV-G
  309. 8:27 AM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 9:30 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  312. 10:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  313. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Goober Takes a Car Apart"
    • TV-G
  317. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Rehabilitation of Otis"
    • TV-G
  318. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Lucky Letter"
    • TV-G
  319. 1:51 PM Bonanza "The Savage"
    • TV-PG
  320. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "One for the Road"
    • TV-G
  321. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Predators"
    • TV-G
  322. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "Yankton"
    • TV-G
  323. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "Blindman's Bluff"
    • TV-G
  324. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Goober and the Art of Love"
    • TV-G
  325. 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney Runs for Sheriff"
    • TV-G
  326. Wednesday Night
  327. 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "If I Had a Quarter-Million"
    • TV-G
  328. 8:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "TV or Not TV"
    • TV-G
  329. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "Chief Surgeon Who?"
    • TV-PG
  330. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Moose"
    • TV-PG
  331. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "Yankee Doodle Doctor"
    • TV-PG
  332. 10:36 PM M*A*S*H "Bananas, Crackers and Nuts"
    • TV-PG
  333. 11:12 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Standard Deviation"
    • TV-PG
  334. 11:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Look Don't Touch"
    • TV-PG
  335. Thursday, September 28
  336. 12:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Frank the Writer"
    • TV-PG
  337. 1:00 AM Mom "Quaaludes and Crackerjack"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 1:30 AM Mom "Cinderella and a Drunk Macgyver"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Move Doubt"
    • TV-PG
  340. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Gambling N'Diction"
    • TV-PG
  341. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Apartment Complex"
    • TV-PG
  342. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Raygin' Bulls"
    • TV-PG
  343. 4:00 AM Mom "Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 4:30 AM Mom "Freckled Bananas and a Little Schwinn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Your Place or Mine?"
    • TV-G
  346. 5:36 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "In-Laws"
    • TV-PG
  347. 6:12 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Curious Case of Britney B"
    • TV-PG
  348. 6:49 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Nuts"
    • TV-PG
  349. 7:21 AM Roseanne "Valentine's Day"
    • TV-G
  350. 7:54 AM Roseanne "Communicable Theater"
    • TV-G
  351. 8:27 AM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  352. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney Runs for Sheriff"
    • TV-G
  359. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "If I Had a Quarter-Million"
    • TV-G
  360. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "TV or Not TV"
    • TV-G
  361. 1:51 PM Bonanza "Silent Thunder"
    • TV-PG
  362. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Alias Festus Haggin"
    • TV-G
  363. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Wedding"
    • TV-G
  364. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "The River"
    • TV-G
  365. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "The River"
    • TV-G
  366. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Guest in the House"
    • TV-G
  367. 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Case of the Punch in the Nose"
    • TV-G
  368. Thursday Night
  369. 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie's Newspaper"
    • TV-G
  370. 8:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau"
    • TV-G
  371. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "Cowboy"
    • TV-PG
  372. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "Henry, Please Come Home"
    • TV-PG
  373. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "I Hate a Mystery"
    • TV-PG
  374. 10:30 PM M*A*S*H "Germ Warfare"
    • TV-PG
  375. 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Win, Lose or Draw"
    • TV-PG
  376. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Captain Nemo"
    • TV-PG
  377. Friday, September 29
  378. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Debra's Sick"
    • TV-PG
  379. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Who's Handsome?"
    • TV-PG
  380. 1:00 AM Mom "Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 1:30 AM Mom "Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Apartment Complex"
    • TV-PG
  383. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Raygin' Bulls"
    • TV-PG
  384. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Knee Jerk"
    • TV-PG
  385. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Present Tense"
    • TV-PG
  386. 4:00 AM Mom "A Safe Word and a Rib Eye"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 4:30 AM Mom "Roast Chicken and a Funny Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Car"
    • TV-G
  389. 5:36 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Diamonds"
    • TV-PG
  390. 6:12 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy"
    • TV-PG
  391. 6:49 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "I Love Woo, I Hate You"
    • TV-PG
  392. 7:21 AM Roseanne "Vegas Interruptus"
    • TV-G
  393. 7:54 AM Roseanne "Her Boyfriend's Back"
    • TV-G
  394. 8:27 AM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  395. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  396. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  397. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  398. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  399. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  400. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  401. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Case of the Punch in the Nose"
    • TV-G
  402. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie's Newspaper"
    • TV-G
  403. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau"
    • TV-G
  404. 1:51 PM Bonanza "The Ape"
    • TV-PG
  405. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Bohannan"
    • TV-G
  406. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "Judgement"
    • TV-G
  407. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Drummer"
    • TV-G
  408. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "Sarah"
    • TV-G
  409. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Arrest of the Fun Girls"
    • TV-G
  410. 7:36 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Luck of Newton Monroe"
    • TV-G
  411. Friday Night
  412. 8:12 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie Flunks Arithmetic"
    • TV-G
  413. 8:48 PM M*A*S*H "Edwina"
    • TV-PG
  414. 9:24 PM M*A*S*H "Love Story"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  415. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Ringbanger"
    • TV-PG
  416. 10:30 PM M*A*S*H "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"
    • TV-PG
  417. 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Game"
    • TV-PG
  418. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Recovering Pessimist"
    • TV-PG
  419. Saturday, September 30
  420. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Dog"
    • TV-PG
  421. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  422. 1:00 AM Mom "Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  423. 1:30 AM Mom "Caperberries and a Glass Eye"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  424. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Knee Jerk"
    • TV-PG
  425. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Present Tense"
    • TV-PG
  426. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Buggie Nights"
    • TV-PG
  427. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Sold-Y Locks"
    • TV-PG
  428. 4:00 AM Mom "Night Swimmin' and an English Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  429. 4:30 AM Mom "Black Mold and an Old Hot Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  430. 5:00 AM Mom "Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  431. 5:30 AM Mom "A Cricket and a Hedge Made of Gold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  432. 6:00 AM Mom "A Few Thongs and a Hawaiian Funeral"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  433. 6:30 AM Mom "Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  434. 7:00 AM Roseanne "Troubles With the Rubbles"
    • TV-G
  435. 7:30 AM Roseanne "Second Time Around"
    • TV-G
  436. 8:00 AM Roseanne "Dances With Darlene"
    • TV-G
  437. 8:30 AM Roseanne "Scenes From a Barbecue"
    • TV-G
  438. 9:00 AM Roseanne "The Pied Piper of Lanford"
    • TV-G
  439. 9:36 AM Roseanne "A Bitter Pill to Swallow"
    • TV-PG
  440. 10:12 AM Roseanne "Take My Bike, Please"
    • TV-G
  441. 10:48 AM Roseanne "Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker"
    • TV-PG
  442. 11:24 AM Roseanne "Darlene Fades to Black"
    • TV-G
  443. 12:00 PM Roseanne "Tolerate Thy Neighbor"
    • TV-G
  444. 12:36 PM Roseanne "Vegas"
    • TV-G
  445. 1:12 PM Roseanne "Vegas, Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  446. 1:48 PM Roseanne "Stressed to Kill"
    • TV-G
  447. 2:24 PM Roseanne "Kansas City, Here We Come"
    • TV-PG
  448. 3:00 PM Roseanne "Bingo"
    • TV-PG
  449. 3:30 PM Roseanne "The Bowling Show"
    • TV-G
  450. 4:00 PM Roseanne "The Back Story"
    • TV-G
  451. 4:30 PM Roseanne "Less Is More"
    • TV-PG
  452. 5:00 PM Roseanne "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do"
    • TV-G
  453. 5:30 PM Roseanne "This Old House"
    • TV-G
  454. 6:00 PM Roseanne "The Commercial Show"
    • TV-G
  455. 6:30 PM Roseanne "Therapy"
    • TV-G
  456. 7:00 PM The Golden Girls "Goodbye, Mr. Gordon"
    • TV-PG
  457. 7:30 PM The Golden Girls "The Commitments"
    • TV-PG
  458. Saturday Night
  459. 8:00 PM The Golden Girls "Questions & Answers"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  460. 8:30 PM The Golden Girls "Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan"
    • TV-PG
  461. 9:00 PM The Golden Girls "Journey to the Center of Attention"
    • TV-PG
  462. 9:30 PM The Golden Girls "A Midwinter Night's Dream"
    • TV-PG
  463. 10:00 PM The Golden Girls "A Midwinter Night's Dream Continues"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  464. 10:30 PM The Golden Girls "Rose: Portrait of a Woman"
    • TV-PG
  465. 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Fascinatin' Debra"
    • TV-PG
  466. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Why Are We Here?"
    • TV-PG
  467. Sunday, October 1
  468. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ray's on TV"
    • TV-PG
  469. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Father Knows Least"
    • TV-PG
  470. 1:00 AM Mom "A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  471. 1:30 AM Mom "Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  472. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Buggie Nights"
    • TV-PG
  473. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Sold-Y Locks"
    • TV-PG
  474. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Emotional Rollercoaster"
    • TV-PG
  475. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Four Play"
    • TV-PG
  476. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Brother"
    • TV-PG
  477. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Mozart"
    • TV-PG
  478. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Golf"