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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 7:45 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  3. Last Night
  4. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Valentino Submergence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  5. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Positive Negative Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  6. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Comic-Con Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  7. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Escape Hatch Identification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  8. Today
  9. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Collaboration Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  10. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Recollection Dissipation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  11. 1:00 AM Search Party "Denial"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  12. 1:30 AM Search Party "Hysteria"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  13. 2:00 AM Search Party "Denial"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  14. 2:30 AM Search Party "Hysteria"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  15. 3:00 AM The Social Network
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  16. 5:30 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  17. 7:30 AM New Girl "The Hike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 8:00 AM New Girl "Glue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  19. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al on the Rocks"
    • TV-PG
  20. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "What I Did for Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Frat Chance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  22. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Chicago Wine Party"
    • TV-PG
  23. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG
  24. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Cookies"
    • TV-PG
  25. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Assistant"
    • TV-PG
  26. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Engagement Picture"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  27. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With the Nap Partners"
    • TV-PG
  28. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Library Book"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  29. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Candy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  30. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Cheesecakes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  31. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where They're Up All Night"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  32. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Our Gang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  33. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Buried Pleasure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  34. 4:00 PM American Dad "Toy Whorey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  35. 4:30 PM American Dad "Love, AD Style"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  36. 5:00 PM American Dad "Killer Vacation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  37. 5:30 PM American Dad "Can I Be Frank With You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  38. 6:00 PM Bob's Burgers "World Wharf II: The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town -- Part II)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  39. 6:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  40. 7:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Tina and the Real Ghost"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  41. 7:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Friends With Burger-fits"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  42. Tonight
  43. 8:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Dawn of the Peck"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  44. 8:30 PM Family Guy "The Simpsons Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  45. 9:30 PM Family Guy "The Book of Joe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  46. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Baking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  47. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Brian the Closer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  48. 11:00 PM Family Guy "High School English"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  49. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Carter and Tricia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  50. Tomorrow
  51. 12:00 AM Family Guy "Passenger Fatty-Seven"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  52. 12:30 AM Family Guy "Peter's Def Jam"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  53. 1:00 AM Tarantula "Macaroni Salad"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  54. 1:30 AM Tarantula "The Shade"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  55. 2:00 AM Conan "Ed Helms; Fareed Zakaria; Electric Guest"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  56. 3:00 AM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  57. 3:30 AM Conan "Ed Helms; Fareed Zakaria; Electric Guest"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  58. 4:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Not Regular Down There"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 5:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Coming Out Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 5:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Basketball Jones"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 6:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Sax Problem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 6:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the No New Friends"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 7:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Booth Babes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rock of Ages"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  65. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Death of a Shoe Salesman"
    • TV-PG
  66. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Old College Try"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  68. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Wedding Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  69. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This"
    • TV-PG
  70. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Heels on Wheels"
    • TV-PG
  71. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Mr. Empty Pants"
    • TV-PG
  72. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "S'poor House"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  73. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Attention Deficit"
    • TV-PG
  74. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Steve Moscow"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  75. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Strong Box"
    • TV-PG
  76. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wizard"
    • TV-PG
  77. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Burning"
    • TV-PG
  78. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rosita Dies"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  79. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where They All Turn Thirty"
    • TV-PG
  80. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Brain"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  81. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Truth About London"
    • TV-PG
  82. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress"
    • TV-PG
  83. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Award"
    • TV-PG
  84. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  85. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Big Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  86. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Vows"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  87. 7:00 PM American Dad "Adventures in Hayleysitting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  88. 7:30 PM American Dad "National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  89. Tomorrow Night
  90. 8:00 PM American Dad "Finger Lenting Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  91. 8:30 PM American Dad "The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  92. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Encyclopedia Griffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  93. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Stewie Is Enceinte"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  94. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vacation Solution"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  95. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Rothman Disintegration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  96. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Werewolf Transformation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  97. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Weekend Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  98. Wednesday, December 13
  99. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Transporter Malfunction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  100. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Hawking Excitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  101. 1:00 AM Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild "Use Your Brain and Make It Rain"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 1:30 AM Drop the Mic "Wayne Brady vs. Jake Owen; Kenny G. vs. Richard Marx"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 2:00 AM Conan "James Franco and Ari Graynor; Noomi Rapace; Gary Clark Jr."
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  104. 3:00 AM Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild "Use Your Brain and Make It Rain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 3:30 AM Conan "James Franco and Ari Graynor; Noomi Rapace; Gary Clark Jr."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  106. 4:30 AM King Kong
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  107. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Can't Miss"
    • TV-PG
  108. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy and the Pirates"
    • TV-PG
  109. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Go for the Old"
    • TV-PG
  110. 10:00 AM SAG Nominations
    • LIVE
    • TV-14
  111. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Movie Show"
    • TV-PG
  112. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Till Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  113. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Animal Attraction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  114. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Prints Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  115. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Cowardly Lyin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  116. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bookstore"
    • TV-PG
  117. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Frogger"
    • TV-PG
  118. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Maid"
    • TV-PG
  119. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  120. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  121. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  122. 4:00 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  123. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Red Sweater"
    • TV-PG
  124. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Tells ..."
    • TV-14  (D)
  125. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Videotape"
    • TV-PG
  126. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Date"
    • TV-PG
  127. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Stain"
    • TV-PG
  128. 7:00 PM American Dad "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  129. 7:30 PM American Dad "Max Jets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  130. Wednesday Night
  131. 8:00 PM American Dad "Naked to the Limit, One More Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  132. 8:30 PM American Dad "For Black Eyes Only"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  133. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Dr. C and the Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  134. 9:30 PM Family Guy "JOLO"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  135. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Stag Convergence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  136. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Launch Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  137. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Countdown Reflection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  138. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Date Night Variable"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. Thursday, December 14
  140. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Decoupling Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  141. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Higgs Boson Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  142. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Re-Entry Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  143. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "December 13, 2017"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  144. 2:00 AM Conan "Owen Wilson; Flula Borg; Noah Gardenswartz"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  145. 3:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "December 13, 2017"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  146. 3:30 AM Conan "Owen Wilson; Flula Borg; Noah Gardenswartz"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  147. 4:30 AM Angie Tribeca "Ferret Royale"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  148. 5:00 AM Angie Tribeca "Tribeca's Day Off"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  149. 5:30 AM Angie Tribeca "Murder in the First Class"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  150. 6:00 AM Angie Tribeca "Inside Man"
    • TV-14  (L)
  151. 6:30 AM Angie Tribeca "The One With the Bomb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  152. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "'Tis Time to Smell the Roses"
    • TV-PG
  153. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Old Insurance Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  154. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Wedding Repercussions"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  155. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Proposition"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  156. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?"
    • TV-PG
  157. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hood in the Boyz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  158. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Proud to Be Your Bud"
    • TV-PG
  159. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Luck of the Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  160. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Banking on Marcy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  161. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Queens'bro Bridge"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  162. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Driving Reign"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  163. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Clothes Encounter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  164. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  165. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  166. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  167. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Stripper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  168. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Monica's Boots"
    • TV-PG
  169. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Dates Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  170. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath"
    • TV-PG
  171. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Secret Closet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  172. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  173. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Tea Leaves"
    • TV-PG
  174. 6:00 PM Friends "The One in Massapequa"
    • TV-PG
  175. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Interview"
    • TV-PG
  176. 7:00 PM American Dad "Spelling Bee My Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  177. 7:30 PM American Dad "The Missing Kink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  178. Thursday Night
  179. 8:00 PM American Dad "The Boring Identity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  180. 8:30 PM American Dad "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  181. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Once Bitten"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  182. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Roasted Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  183. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  184. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  185. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  186. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  187. Friday, December 15
  188. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Holographic Excitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  189. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Extract Obliteration"
    • TV-14  (L)
  190. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Habitation Configuration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  191. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The 43 Peculiarity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  192. 2:00 AM Conan "Jack Black; Kate Hudson"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  193. 3:00 AM Drop the Mic "Wayne Brady vs. Jake Owen; Kenny G. vs. Richard Marx"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 3:30 AM Conan "Jack Black; Kate Hudson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  195. 4:30 AM The Mechanic
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  196. 6:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Storytelling Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 7:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Lost Baggage"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Chicken, No Check"
    • TV-PG
  199. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Take My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG
  200. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Scared Single"
    • TV-PG
  201. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Ma'am"
    • TV-PG
  202. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dancing With Weezie"
    • TV-PG
  203. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Change for a Buck"
    • TV-PG
  204. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Little off the Top"
    • TV-PG
  205. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  206. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Bed Spread"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  207. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Taste Buds"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  208. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Dog Shelter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  209. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  210. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  211. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  212. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  213. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cooking Class"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  214. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Is Late"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  215. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  216. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  217. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where No One Proposes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  218. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Emma Cries"
    • TV-PG
  219. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Pediatrician"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  220. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Sharks"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  221. 7:00 PM American Dad "Lost in Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  222. 7:30 PM American Dad "Da Flippity Flop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  223. Friday Night
  224. 8:00 PM American Dad "Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  225. 8:30 PM American Dad "Poltergasm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  226. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Fighting Irish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  227. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Take My Wife"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  228. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  229. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  230. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Parking Spot Escalation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fish Guts Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  232. Saturday, December 16
  233. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Santa Simulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Egg Salad Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 1:00 AM ELEAGUE "The ELeague Cup: Rocket League Rounds 3 & Semifinals"
    • NEW
  236. 2:00 AM Bruce Almighty
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  237. 4:00 AM You Don't Mess With the Zohan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  238. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sofa So Good"
    • TV-PG
  239. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Honey, I Blew Up Myself"
    • TV-PG
  240. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
    • TV-PG
  241. 8:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Raybert"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  242. 8:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Kicker"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  243. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Valentine's Day Massacre"
    • TV-PG
  244. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get Outta Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  245. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
  246. 10:30 AM Bruce Almighty
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  247. 12:30 PM Blue Streak
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  248. 2:30 PM You Don't Mess With the Zohan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  249. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  250. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Male Nanny"
    • TV-PG
  251. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  252. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Phone Number"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  253. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  254. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Rats"
    • TV-PG
  255. Saturday Night
  256. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where Monica Sings"
    • TV-PG
  257. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  258. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  259. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
    • TV-PG
  260. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
    • TV-PG
  261. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  262. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bakersfield Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  263. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper/Kripke Inversion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. Sunday, December 17
  265. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Spoiler Alert Segmentation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Tangible Affection Proof"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Monster Isolation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  268. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Contractual Obligation Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  269. 2:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "December 13, 2017"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  270. 2:30 AM Search Party "Denial"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  271. 3:00 AM Search Party "Hysteria"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  272. 3:30 AM Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild "Use Your Brain and Make It Rain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 4:00 AM Drop the Mic "Wayne Brady vs. Jake Owen; Kenny G. vs. Richard Marx"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 4:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And You Bet Your Ass"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 5:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Great Escape"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 5:30 AM Blue Streak
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  277. 7:30 AM New Girl "Operation: Bobcat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  278. 8:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Silent Partners"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  279. 8:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Stefania Arrives"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  280. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Wish Boned"
    • TV-PG
  281. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Slippery Slope"
    • TV-PG
  282. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Buy Curious"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  283. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Sight Gag"
    • TV-PG
  284. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  285. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  286. 12:00 PM Hulk
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  287. 2:30 PM True Lies
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  288. 5:30 PM Horrible Bosses 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  289. Sunday Night
  290. 8:00 PM Get Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  291. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Celebration Experimentation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  292. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Application Deterioration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  293. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Solder Excursion Diversion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  294. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Big Bear Precipitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  295. Monday, December 18
  296. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Gyroscopic Collapse"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  297. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Long Distance Dissonance"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  298. 1:00 AM Search Party "Frenzy"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  299. 1:30 AM Search Party "Psychosis"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  300. 2:00 AM Search Party "Frenzy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  301. 2:30 AM Search Party "Psychosis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  302. 3:00 AM The Bourne Identity
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  303. 5:30 AM The Bourne Supremacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  304. 7:30 AM New Girl "Rumspringa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 8:00 AM New Girl "Young Adult"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  307. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"
    • TV-PG
  308. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ride Scare"
    • TV-PG
  309. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
  310. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Assault and Batteries"
    • TV-PG
  311. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  312. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  313. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  314. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  315. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  316. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  317. 2:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  318. 2:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  319. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Curious Case of Jr. Working at the Stool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  320. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "A Cleveland Brown Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  321. 4:00 PM American Dad "Buck, Wild"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  322. 4:30 PM American Dad "Crotchwalkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  323. 5:00 PM American Dad "Kung Pao Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  324. 5:30 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  325. 6:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Best Burger"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  326. 6:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Father of the Bob"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  327. 7:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Tina Tailor Soldier Spy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  328. 7:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Midday Run"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  329. Monday Night
  330. 8:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Speakeasy Rider"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  331. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Pilling Them Softly"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  332. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Papa Has a Rollin' Son"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  333. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Guy Robot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  334. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Peternormal Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  335. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Peter, Chris & Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  336. 11:00 PM Family Guy "The Finer Strings"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  337. 11:30 PM Family Guy "The Dating Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  338. Tuesday, December 19
  339. 12:00 AM Family Guy "Cop and a Half-wit"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  340. 12:30 AM Family Guy "Saturated Fat Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  341. 1:00 AM Tarantula "Pajattery"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  342. 1:30 AM Tarantula "Frog Flog"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  343. 2:00 AM Conan "Stephen Colbert; Rod Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  344. 3:00 AM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  345. 3:30 AM Conan "Stephen Colbert; Rod Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  346. 4:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pity Party Bus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 5:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Show and Don't Tell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 5:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Loophole"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 6:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Attack of the Killer Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  350. 6:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Partnership Hits the Fan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 7:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Ten Inches"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes Deep"
    • TV-PG
  353. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Knows Something"
    • TV-PG
  354. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeway to Heaven"
    • TV-PG
  355. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Driving Mr. Boondy"
    • TV-PG
  356. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Breaks Out"
    • TV-PG
  357. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Naughty but Niece"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  358. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Business Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  359. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Business Still Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  360. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "King Pong"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  361. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Dreading Vows"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  362. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Dougie Houser"
    • TV-PG
  363. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  364. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  365. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  366. 2:30 PM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  367. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  368. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  369. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  370. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  371. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  372. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  373. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  374. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  375. 7:00 PM American Dad "Vision: Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  376. 7:30 PM American Dad "Familyland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  377. Tuesday Night
  378. 8:00 PM American Dad "Cock of the Sleepwalk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  379. 8:30 PM American Dad "Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  380. 9:00 PM Family Guy "The Peanut Butter Kid"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  381. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Scammed Yankees"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  382. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closet Reconfiguration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  383. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tenure Turbulence"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closure Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  385. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Resurgence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  386. Wednesday, December 20
  387. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Spell Potential"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  388. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bon Voyage Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  389. 1:00 AM Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild "The Game for Playas"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 1:30 AM Drop the Mic "David Arquette vs. Brian Tyree Henry; Jesse Tyler Ferguson vs. Chrissy Metz"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 2:00 AM Conan "Keegan-Michael Key; Jon Dore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  392. 3:00 AM Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild "The Game for Playas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 3:30 AM Conan "Keegan-Michael Key; Jon Dore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  394. 4:30 AM The Replacements
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  395. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dial `B' for Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  396. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sleepless in Chicago"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  397. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Pot to Pease In"
    • TV-PG
  398. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  399. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Man for No Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  400. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  401. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  402. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  403. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Takes a Shot"
    • TV-PG
  404. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Eggsit Strategy"
    • TV-PG
  405. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Noel Cowards"
    • TV-PG
  406. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Net Prophets"
    • TV-PG
  407. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  408. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Beard"
    • TV-PG
  409. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Doorman"
    • TV-PG
  410. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  411. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  412. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  413. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  414. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  415. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  416. 5:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  417. 6:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  418. 6:30 PM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  419. 7:00 PM American Dad "I Ain't No Holodeck Boy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  420. 7:30 PM American Dad "Stan Goes on the Pill"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  421. Wednesday Night
  422. 8:00 PM American Dad "Honey, I'm Homeland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  423. 8:30 PM American Dad "She Swill Survive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  424. 9:00 PM Family Guy "An App a Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  425. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Underage Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  426. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  427. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Deception Verification"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  428. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Scavenger Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  429. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Raiders Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  430. Thursday, December 21
  431. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Workplace Proximity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  432. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Romance Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  433. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  434. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "December 20, 2017"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  435. 2:00 AM Conan "Bill Clinton; Jack Whitehall"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  436. 3:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "December 20, 2017"