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  2. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al on the Rocks"
    • TV-PG
  3. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Frozen Pop"
    • TV-PG
  4. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Party Favor"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  5. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Fair Game"
    • TV-PG
  6. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "The Shmenkmans"
    • TV-PG
  7. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Way the Cookie Crumbles"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  8. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "To Live and Die in Va."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  9. 3:00 PM American Dad "The Two Hundred"
    • TV-14  (V)
  10. 3:30 PM American Dad "The Unincludeds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  11. 4:00 PM American Dad "The Dentist's Wife"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  12. 4:30 PM American Dad "Widow's Pique"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  13. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Movin' Out (Brian's Song)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  14. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  15. 6:00 PM New Girl "Par 5"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  16. 6:30 PM New Girl "Panty Gate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  17. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Rats"
    • TV-PG
  18. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Monica Sings"
    • TV-PG
  19. Last Night
  20. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  21. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  22. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  23. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  24. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  25. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  26. 11:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Messy Purse Smackdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 11:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. Today
  29. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Convention Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  30. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotive Manipulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  31. 1:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 1:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 2:00 AM Conan "Louis C.K.; Mary Elizabeth Ellis; Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  34. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hidden Stash"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 3:30 AM Conan "Louis C.K.; Mary Elizabeth Ellis; Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  36. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "All or Nothin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  37. 5:00 AM Cougar Town "Like a Diamond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 5:30 AM Splash
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG
  39. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  40. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "What I Did for Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Frat Chance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  42. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Chicago Wine Party"
    • TV-PG
  43. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG
  44. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rock of Ages"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  45. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Death of a Shoe Salesman"
    • TV-PG
  46. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Old College Try"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  48. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Meet By-Product"
    • TV-14  (D)
  49. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Wild Cards"
    • TV-PG
  50. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Surprise Artie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  51. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Essence of Cleveland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  52. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Ship'rect"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  53. 3:00 PM American Dad "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  54. 3:30 PM American Dad "Threat Levels"
    • TV-14  (D)
  55. 4:00 PM American Dad "Stan Knows Best"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  56. 4:30 PM American Dad "Francine's Flashback"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  57. 5:00 PM American Dad "Roger Codger"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Stewie Kills Lois"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  59. 6:00 PM New Girl "Clean Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  60. 6:30 PM New Girl "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  61. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  62. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  63. Tonight
  64. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  65. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  66. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  67. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  68. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  69. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Implant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  70. 11:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pearl Necklace"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 11:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hold-Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. Tomorrow
  73. 12:00 AM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  74. 2:45 AM Separation Anxiety "Derrick & Jhinezka"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  75. 3:45 AM Cougar Town "Depending on You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 4:15 AM Cougar Town "The Trip to Pirate's Cove"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 4:45 AM Ocean's Twelve
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  78. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  79. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Wedding Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  80. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  81. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  82. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  83. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  84. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  85. 11:30 AM Seinfeld "The Mango"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  86. 12:00 PM I Love You, Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  87. 2:00 PM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  88. 4:00 PM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  89. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  90. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  91. 7:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  92. 7:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  93. Tomorrow Night
  94. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake War"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pre-Approved Credit Card"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 9:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And The Candy Manwich"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Three Boys With Wood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  98. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Table Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  99. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  100. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Mommy Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  101. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Indecision Amalgamation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  102. Sunday, May 8
  103. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Relationship Diremption"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  104. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Anything Can Happen Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  105. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  106. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Dissolution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  107. 2:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Bernie Voters"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  108. 2:30 AM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  109. 3:00 AM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  110. 5:00 AM I Love You, Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  111. 7:00 AM The Bank Job
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  112. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Glasses"
    • TV-PG
  113. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The Puffy Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  114. 10:00 AM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  115. 12:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  116. 2:00 PM College Volleyball "NCAA Beach Volleyball Tournament, Final: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  117. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  118. 4:30 PM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  119. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  120. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  121. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Sniffing Accountant"
    • TV-PG
  122. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  123. 7:00 PM Twister
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  124. Sunday Night
  125. 9:15 PM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  126. Monday, May 9
  127. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Status Quo Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  128. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotion Interruption"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  129. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Junior Professor Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  130. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The First Pitch Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  131. 2:00 AM The Detour "The Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  132. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Hotel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  133. 3:00 AM The Detour "The Tank"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  134. 3:30 AM The Detour "The Restaurant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  135. 4:00 AM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  136. 4:30 AM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  137. 6:30 AM Twister
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This"
    • TV-PG
  139. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Heels on Wheels"
    • TV-PG
  140. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Mr. Empty Pants"
    • TV-PG
  141. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Can't Miss"
    • TV-PG
  142. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy and the Pirates"
    • TV-PG
  143. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Go for the Old"
    • TV-PG
  144. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Un-Alful Entry"
    • TV-PG
  145. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Big Dougie"
    • TV-PG
  146. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Soft Touch"
    • TV-PG
  147. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Restaurant Row"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  148. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Whine Country"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  149. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Back to Cool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  150. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Your Show of Shows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  151. 3:00 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
    • TV-PG
  152. 3:30 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
    • TV-PG
  153. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  154. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  155. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  156. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  157. 6:00 PM New Girl "Kryptonite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  158. 6:30 PM New Girl "Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  159. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  160. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Masseuse"
    • TV-PG
  161. Monday Night
  162. 8:00 PM American Dad "Homeland Insecurity"
    • TV-14  (D)
  163. 8:30 PM American Dad "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 9:00 PM American Dad "Bullocks to Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  165. 9:30 PM American Dad "A Smith in the Hand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  166. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  167. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Be Careful What You Fish For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  168. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Burning Down the Bayit"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  169. 11:30 PM American Dad "Daesong Heavy Industries"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  170. Tuesday, May 10
  171. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  172. 12:30 AM Family Guy "Killer Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  173. 1:00 AM Family Guy "Forget-Me-Not"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  174. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Crisis Pregnancy Centers"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  175. 2:00 AM Conan "Zooey Deschanel; ``America's Greatest Makers'' Finalist- Team NWTN; Kevin Gates"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  176. 3:00 AM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  177. 3:30 AM Conan "Zooey Deschanel; ``America's Greatest Makers'' Finalist- Team NWTN; Kevin Gates"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  178. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Hard on Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 5:00 AM Cougar Town "Learning to Fly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 5:30 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  181. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  182. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Movie Show"
    • TV-PG
  183. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Till Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  184. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "'Tis Time to Smell the Roses"
    • TV-PG
  185. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Old Insurance Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  186. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Wedding Repercussions"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  187. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Proposition"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  188. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?"
    • TV-PG
  189. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Flower Power"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  190. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Fatty McButterpants"
    • TV-PG
  191. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Roast Chicken"
    • TV-PG
  192. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Do Rico"
    • TV-14  (D)
  193. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Hot Cocoa Bang Bang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  194. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "BFFs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  195. 3:00 PM American Dad "All About Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  196. 3:30 PM American Dad "Con Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  197. 4:00 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (V)
  198. 4:30 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  199. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Lois Kills Stewie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  200. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Padre de Familia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  201. 6:00 PM New Girl "Naked"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  202. 6:30 PM New Girl "Cece Crashes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  204. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  205. Tuesday Night
  206. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  207. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  208. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  209. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Conversion"
    • TV-PG
  210. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stall"
    • TV-PG
  211. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Marine Biologist"
    • TV-PG
  212. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hook-Up Reverberation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  213. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Focus Attenuation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. Wednesday, May 11
  215. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Expedition Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  216. 12:30 AM America's Greatest Makers "Make or Break Round 4"
    • NEW
  217. 1:00 AM Separation Anxiety "Ashley & Maggie"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  218. 2:00 AM Conan "Mindy Kaling; Seismologist Dr. Lucy Jones; Charles Bradley"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  219. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Egg Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 3:30 AM Conan "Mindy Kaling; Seismologist Dr. Lucy Jones; Charles Bradley"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  221. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Time to Move On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 5:00 AM Cougar Town "Mystery of Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 5:30 AM Unknown
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  224. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  225. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Hood in the Boyz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  226. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Proud to Be Your Bud"
    • TV-PG
  227. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Luck of the Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  228. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Banking on Marcy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  229. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Chicken, No Check"
    • TV-PG
  230. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Take My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG
  231. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Strike One"
    • TV-PG
  232. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Strike Too"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  233. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Strike Out"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  234. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Class Struggle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  235. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Hurricane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  236. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Nightmare on Grace Street"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  237. 3:00 PM American Dad "Stannie Get Your Gun"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  238. 3:30 PM American Dad "Star Trek"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  239. 4:00 PM American Dad "Not Particularly Desperate Housewives"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  240. 4:30 PM American Dad "Rough Trade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  241. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Peter's Daughter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  242. 5:30 PM Family Guy "McStroke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  243. 6:00 PM New Girl "Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 6:30 PM New Girl "Bells"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  245. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  246. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  247. Wednesday Night
  248. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  249. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  250. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  251. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pie"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  252. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stand-In"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  253. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  254. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Misinterpretation Agitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  255. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Prom Equivalency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  256. Thursday, May 12
  257. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Septum Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  258. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Champagne Reflection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  259. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Clean Room Infiltration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  260. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Space Probe Disintegration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  261. 2:00 AM Conan "Jodie Foster; Gad Elmaleh; Mike Posner"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  262. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the New Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  263. 3:30 AM Conan "Jodie Foster; Gad Elmaleh; Mike Posner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  264. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Too Much Ain't Enough"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  265. 5:00 AM Cougar Town "Too Good to Be True"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 5:30 AM The Lincoln Lawyer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  267. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  268. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Scared Single"
    • TV-PG
  269. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Ma'am"
    • TV-PG
  270. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dancing With Weezie"
    • TV-PG
  271. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Change for a Buck"
    • TV-PG
  272. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Little off the Top"
    • TV-PG
  273. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  274. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Dark Meet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  275. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Work Related"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  276. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Twisted Sitters"
    • TV-14  (D)
  277. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Better Camera"
    • TV-PG
  278. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Skip Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  279. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Yemen Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  280. 3:00 PM American Dad "Finances With Wolves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  281. 3:30 PM American Dad "It's Good to Be the Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 4:00 PM American Dad "Roger N' Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  283. 4:30 PM American Dad "Helping Handis"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  284. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Back to the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  285. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Play It Again, Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  286. 6:00 PM New Girl "Bad in Bed"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  287. 6:30 PM New Girl "The 23rd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  289. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Underdog Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  290. Thursday Night
  291. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  292. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  293. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fire"
    • TV-PG
  294. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  295. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  296. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Opposite"
    • TV-PG
  297. 11:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Opening"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 11:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Silent Partner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. Friday, May 13
  300. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Anxiety Optimization"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  301. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Troll Manifestation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  302. 1:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Holidays"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 1:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Bear Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 2:00 AM Conan "Ewan McGregor; Tracee Ellis Ross; Matt Donaher"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  305. 3:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Crisis Pregnancy Centers"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  306. 3:30 AM Conan "Ewan McGregor; Tracee Ellis Ross; Matt Donaher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  307. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Refugee"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 5:00 AM Cougar Town "Love Is a Long Road"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  309. 5:30 AM Resident Evil: Retribution
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  310. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  311. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Honey, I Blew Up Myself"
    • TV-PG
  312. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sofa So Good"
    • TV-PG
  313. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
    • TV-PG
  314. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Get Outta Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  315. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Valentine's Day Massacre"
    • TV-PG
  316. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
  317. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  318. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
  319. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Wedding Presence"
    • TV-PG
  320. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Papa Pill"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  321. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Paint Misbehavin'"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  322. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Sex and the Biddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  323. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Die Semi-Hard"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  324. 3:00 PM American Dad "With Friends Like Steve's"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  325. 3:30 PM American Dad "Tears of a Clooney"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  326. 4:00 PM American Dad "Camp Refoogee"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 4:30 PM American Dad "The American Dad After School Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 5:00 PM American Dad "Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  329. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Former Life of Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  330. 6:00 PM New Girl "Story of the 50"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  331. 6:30 PM New Girl "Jess and Julia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  332. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  333. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Stoned Guy"
    • TV-14
  334. Friday Night
  335. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  336. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  337. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Hamptons"
    • TV-PG
  338. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  339. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  340. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  341. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Comic Book Store Regeneration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  342. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Intimacy Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  343. Saturday, May 14
  344. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Colonization Application"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  345. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Leftover Thermalization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  346. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Skywalker Incursion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  347. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Fortification Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  348. 2:00 AM Separation Anxiety "Ashley & Maggie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  349. 3:00 AM Cougar Town "We Stand a Chance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 3:30 AM Cougar Town "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  351. 4:00 AM Liar Liar
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  352. 6:00 AM Austin Powers in Goldmember
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  353. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"
    • TV-PG
  354. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Knows Something"
    • TV-PG
  355. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  356. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  357. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  358. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  359. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  360. 11:30 AM Kindergarten Cop
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  361. 2:00 PM Liar Liar
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  362. 4:00 PM Austin Powers in Goldmember
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  363. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  364. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  365. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  366. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  367. Saturday Night
  368. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Too Little Sleep"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Psychic Shakedown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 9:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Just Plane Magic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Broken Hip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Communication Deterioration"
    • TV-PG
  373. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Graduation Transmission"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  374. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  375. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Commitment Determination"
    • TV-14  (D)
  376. Sunday, May 15
  377. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Big Bran Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  379. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Fuzzy Boots Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  380. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Luminous Fish Effect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 2:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Crisis Pregnancy Centers"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  382. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  383. 3:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  384. 5:00 AM Kindergarten Cop
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  385. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  386. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Assault and Batteries"
    • TV-PG
  387. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  388. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  389. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  390. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  391. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  392. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  393. 12:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  394. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  395. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  396. 1:30 PM The Dark Knight Rises
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  397. 5:00 PM The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG-13
  398. Sunday Night
  399. 8:45 PM Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  400. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hamburger Postulate"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  401. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Middle Earth Paradigm"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  402. Monday, May 16
  403. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Dumpling Paradox"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  404. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Grasshopper Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  405. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  406. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Loobenfeld Decay"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  407. 2:00 AM I Am Number Four
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  408. 4:30 AM Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  409. 6:45 AM Journey to the Center of the Earth
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  410. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ride Scare"
    • TV-PG
  411. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes Deep"
    • TV-PG
  412. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeway to Heaven"
    • TV-PG
  413. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Driving Mr. Boondy"
    • TV-PG
  414. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Breaks Out"
    • TV-PG
  415. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Naughty but Niece"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  416. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Business Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  417. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Hi-Def Jam"
    • TV-PG
  418. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Deacon Blues"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  419. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Horizontal Hold"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  420. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Package Deal"
    • TV-PG
  421. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Y Tu Jr. Tambien"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  422. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "There Goes El Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  423. 3:00 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  424. 3:30 PM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  425. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  426. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  427. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  428. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby on the Bus"
    • TV-PG
  429. 6:00 PM New Girl "The Landlord"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  430. 6:30 PM New Girl "Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  431. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Beard"
    • TV-PG
  432. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doorman"
    • TV-PG
  433. Monday Night
  434. 8:00 PM American Dad "Lincoln Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  435. 8:30 PM American Dad "Dungeons & Wagons"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  436. 9:00 PM American Dad "Iced, Iced Babies"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  437. 9:30 PM American Dad "Of Ice & Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  438. 10:00 PM Family Guy "You Can't Do That on Television, Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  439. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Mr. & Mrs. Stewie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  440. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Leggo My Meg-O"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  441. 11:30 PM American Dad "Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  442. Tuesday, May 17
  443. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Road"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  444. 12:30 AM Family Guy "Tea Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  445. 1:00 AM Family Guy "Viewer Mail 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  446. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  447. 2:00 AM Conan "Jane Lynch; Alden Ehrenreich; Andrew Bird"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  448. 3:00 AM The Detour "The Road"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  449. 3:30 AM Conan "Jane Lynch; Alden Ehrenreich; Andrew Bird"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  450. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Into the Great Wide Open"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  451. 5:00 AM Cougar Town "Don't Do Me Like That"
    • TV-PG