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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 5:00 PM Year One
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  3. 7:00 PM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  4. Last Night
  5. 9:00 PM Happy Gilmore
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  6. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Weekend Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  7. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Transporter Malfunction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  8. Today
  9. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Hawking Excitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  10. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Stag Convergence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  11. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Launch Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  12. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Countdown Reflection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  13. 2:00 AM Happy Gilmore
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  14. 4:00 AM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  15. 6:00 AM Zoolander
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  16. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  17. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Jeff's New Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Dad's Visit"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  20. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  21. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Bundy, Shoe Dick"
    • TV-PG
  22. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "So This Is How Sinatra Felt"
    • TV-PG
  23. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "I Who Have Nothing"
    • TV-PG
  24. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "The Mystery of Skull Island"
    • TV-PG
  25. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Eggsit Strategy"
    • TV-PG
  26. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "American Idle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  27. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Santa Claustrophobia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  28. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Thanks, Man"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  29. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Your Show of Shows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  30. 3:30 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  31. 4:00 PM American Dad "Faking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  32. 4:30 PM American Dad "Minstrel Krampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  33. 5:00 PM American Dad "Vision: Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  34. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Mom's the Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  35. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Rats"
    • TV-PG
  36. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Monica Sings"
    • TV-PG
  37. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  38. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  39. Tonight
  40. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opposite"
    • TV-PG
  41. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Hamptons"
    • TV-PG
  42. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Truth"
    • TV-PG
  43. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Parking Garage"
    • TV-PG
  44. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  45. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Robbery"
    • TV-PG
  46. 11:00 PM Family Guy "3 Acts of God"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  47. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Fresh Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  48. Tomorrow
  49. 12:00 AM American Dad "Roy Rogers McFreely"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  50. 12:30 AM American Dad "Jack's Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  51. 1:00 AM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  52. 1:30 AM Family Guy "Herpe, the Love Sore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  53. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  54. 3:00 AM The Office "Employee Transfer"
    • TV-PG
  55. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  56. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Two Gunslingers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  57. 5:00 AM Cliffhanger
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  58. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  59. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  60. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Lyin' King"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Poaching Timmy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  62. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Just Shoe It"
    • TV-PG
  63. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rites of Passage"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  64. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Egg and I"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  65. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Psychic Avengers"
    • TV-PG
  66. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "My Dinner With Anthrax"
    • TV-PG
  67. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Hi, I.Q."
    • TV-PG
  68. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Frigid Heirs"
    • TV-PG
  69. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Switch Sitters"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  70. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Cheap Saks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  71. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Damned Yanky"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  72. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Hot Cocoa Bang Bang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  73. 3:30 PM American Dad "Familyland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  74. 4:00 PM American Dad "Cock of the Sleepwalk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  75. 4:30 PM American Dad "Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  76. 5:00 PM American Dad "I Ain't No Holodeck Boy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  77. 5:30 PM Family Guy "The Most Interesting Man in the World"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  78. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  79. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  80. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  81. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  82. Tomorrow Night
  83. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  84. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  85. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  86. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pen"
    • TV-PG
  87. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  88. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  89. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Date Night Variable"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Decoupling Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  91. Wednesday, August 5
  92. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Higgs Boson Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  93. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Re-Entry Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  94. 1:00 AM Clipped "The Gambler"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Holographic Excitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  96. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  97. 3:00 AM Clipped "The Gambler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  99. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Here Comes My Girl"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  100. 5:00 AM Daredevil
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  101. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  102. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  103. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Old Timer's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Twice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  105. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Teacher Pets"
    • TV-PG
  106. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Good-bye Girl"
    • TV-PG
  107. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Gas Station Show"
    • TV-PG
  108. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show"
    • TV-PG
  109. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "England Show: Wastin' the Company's Money"
    • TV-PG
  110. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "England Show: We're Spending as Fast as We Can"
    • TV-PG
  111. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Multiple Plots"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  112. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Trash Talker"
    • TV-PG
  113. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Precedent Nixin'"
    • TV-PG
  114. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Foe: Pa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  115. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "BFFs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  116. 3:30 PM American Dad "Stan Goes on the Pill"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  117. 4:00 PM American Dad "Honey, I'm Homeland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  118. 4:30 PM American Dad "She Swill Survive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  119. 5:00 PM American Dad "Rubberneckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  120. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Baby Got Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  121. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Joke"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  122. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Sister"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  123. 7:00 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  124. 7:30 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  125. Wednesday Night
  126. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  127. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  128. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  129. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  130. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Implant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  131. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  132. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Extract Obliteration"
    • TV-14  (L)
  133. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Habitation Configuration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  134. Thursday, August 6
  135. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The 43 Peculiarity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  136. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Parking Spot Escalation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Fish Guts Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  138. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Santa Simulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  140. 3:00 AM The Office "Customer Survey"
    • TV-PG
  141. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  142. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Mystery Man"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  143. 5:00 AM Hellboy II: The Golden Army
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  144. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  145. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Magnificent Seven"
    • TV-PG
  146. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Challenge"
    • TV-14  (D)
  147. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Family Style"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  149. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Every Bundy Has a Birthday"
    • TV-PG
  150. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al on the Rocks"
    • TV-PG
  151. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "What I Did for Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "Frat Chance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  153. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "The Chicago Wine Party"
    • TV-PG
  154. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Tank Heaven"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  155. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Altar Ego"
    • TV-PG
  156. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Icky Shuffle"
    • TV-PG
  157. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Awful Bigamy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  158. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Hurricane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  159. 3:30 PM American Dad "Permanent Record Wrecker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  160. 4:00 PM American Dad "News Glance With Genevieve Vavance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  161. 4:30 PM American Dad "The Longest Distance Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  162. 5:00 PM American Dad "A Boy Named Michael"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  163. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Meg Stinks!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  164. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Unagi"
    • TV-PG
  165. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Dates a Student"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  166. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Fridge"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  167. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  168. Thursday Night
  169. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  170. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  171. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pool Guy"
    • TV-PG
  172. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Frogger"
    • TV-PG
  173. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Hot Tub"
    • TV-PG
  174. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wig Master"
    • TV-PG
  175. 11:00 PM Family Guy "He's Bla-ack!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  176. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Chap Stewie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  177. Friday, August 7
  178. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Egg Salad Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bakersfield Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  180. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper/Kripke Inversion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Spoiler Alert Segmentation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  183. 3:00 AM The Office "Business Trip"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  184. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  185. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Rhino Skin"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  186. 5:00 AM John Carter
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  187. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  188. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG
  189. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "May Divorce Be With You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "House Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Rock of Ages"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  192. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Death of a Shoe Salesman"
    • TV-PG
  193. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Old College Try"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  195. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "The Wedding Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  196. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This"
    • TV-PG
  197. 1:00 PM Married ... With Children "Heels on Wheels"
    • TV-PG
  198. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  199. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Head First"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  200. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Fat City"
    • TV-PG
  201. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Nightmare on Grace Street"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  202. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Skip Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  203. 4:00 PM American Dad "Roger Passes the Bar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  204. 4:30 PM American Dad "Blagsnarst, A Love Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  205. 5:00 PM American Dad "Blonde Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  206. 5:30 PM American Dad "CIAPOW"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  207. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  208. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  209. 7:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  210. 7:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  211. Friday Night
  212. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  213. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  214. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  215. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pitch"
    • TV-PG
  216. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Ticket"
    • TV-PG
  217. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Seven"
    • TV-PG
  218. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Death Has a Shadow"
    • TV-14  (L)
  219. 11:30 PM Family Guy "I Never Met the Dead Man"
    • TV-14
  220. Saturday, August 8
  221. 12:00 AM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  222. 2:00 AM Clipped "The Gambler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 2:30 AM Cougar Town "Scare Easy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  224. 3:00 AM Cougar Town "Stop Dragging My Heart Around"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  225. 3:30 AM Life as We Know It
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  226. 6:00 AM One for the Money
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  227. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  228. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Mr. Empty Pants"
    • TV-PG
  229. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Can't Miss"
    • TV-PG
  230. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy and the Pirates"
    • TV-PG
  231. 10:30 AM Role Models
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  232. 12:30 PM One for the Money
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  233. 2:30 PM Life as We Know It
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  234. 5:00 PM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  235. 7:00 PM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  236. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  237. Saturday Night
  238. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  239. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  240. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  241. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Invitations"
    • TV-PG
  242. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Money"
    • TV-PG
  243. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  244. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tangible Affection Proof"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monster Isolation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  246. Sunday, August 9
  247. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Contractual Obligation Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  248. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Closet Reconfiguration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  249. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Tenure Turbulence"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Closure Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  251. 2:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Into the Storm"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 3:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Into the Storm"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 4:00 AM Knocked Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  254. 6:30 AM The House Bunny
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  255. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Go for the Old"
    • TV-PG
  256. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Un-Alful Entry"
    • TV-PG
  257. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Movie Show"
    • TV-PG
  258. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Till Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  259. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "'Tis Time to Smell the Roses"
    • TV-PG
  260. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Old Insurance Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  261. 11:30 AM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  262. 12:00 PM Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  263. 2:00 PM MLB Baseball "San Francisco Giants at Chicago Cubs"
    • NEW
  264. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  265. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  266. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  267. 6:30 PM Definitely, Maybe
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  268. Sunday Night
  269. 9:00 PM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  270. 11:00 PM Knocked Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  271. Monday, August 10
  272. 1:30 AM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  273. 4:00 AM Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  274. 6:00 AM Definitely, Maybe
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  275. 8:30 AM The Office "Frame Toby"
    • TV-PG
  276. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Sex Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  277. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Flirting"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  278. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Wedding Repercussions"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  279. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Proposition"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  280. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?"
    • TV-PG
  281. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hood in the Boyz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  282. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "Proud to Be Your Bud"
    • TV-PG
  283. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Luck of the Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  284. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Richie's Song"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  285. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Cello, Goodbye"
    • TV-PG
  286. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Paternal Affairs"
    • TV-PG
  287. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "The Rock"
    • TV-PG
  288. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Yemen Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  289. 3:30 PM American Dad "Scents and Sensei-bility"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  290. 4:00 PM American Dad "Big Stan on Campus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  291. 4:30 PM American Dad "Now and Gwen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  292. 5:00 PM American Dad "Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  293. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Chitty Chitty Death Bang"
    • TV-14
  294. 6:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  295. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  296. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  297. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  298. Monday Night
  299. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  300. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strong Box"
    • TV-PG
  301. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wizard"
    • TV-PG
  302. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Burning"
    • TV-PG
  303. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bookstore"
    • TV-PG
  304. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Maid"
    • TV-PG
  305. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Mind Over Murder"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  306. 11:30 PM Family Guy "A Hero Sits Next Door"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  307. Tuesday, August 11
  308. 12:00 AM American Dad "Bar Mitzvah Hustle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 12:30 AM American Dad "Wife Insurance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  310. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Resurgence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  311. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Spell Potential"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  312. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  313. 3:00 AM The Office "The Surplus"
    • TV-PG
  314. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  315. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "All the Wrong Reasons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  316. 5:00 AM The Time Traveler's Wife
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  317. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  318. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  319. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Snoozin' for a Bruisin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  320. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  321. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Banking on Marcy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  322. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Chicken, No Check"
    • TV-PG
  323. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Take My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG
  324. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Scared Single"
    • TV-PG
  325. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "No Ma'am"
    • TV-PG
  326. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Dancing With Weezie"
    • TV-PG
  327. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Road Rayge"
    • TV-PG
  328. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Educating Doug"
    • TV-PG
  329. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Supermarket Story"
    • TV-PG
  330. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Fixer Upper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  331. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Sex and the Biddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  332. 3:30 PM American Dad "LGBSteve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  333. 4:00 PM American Dad "Morning Mimosa"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  334. 4:30 PM American Dad "My Affair Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  335. 5:00 PM American Dad "A Star Is Reborn"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  336. 5:30 PM Family Guy "The Son Also Draws"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  337. 6:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  338. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  339. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  340. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  341. Tuesday Night
  342. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  343. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  344. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  345. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  346. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  347. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Postponement"
    • TV-PG
  348. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bon Voyage Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  349. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  350. Wednesday, August 12
  351. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Deception Verification"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Scavenger Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  353. 1:00 AM Clipped "Free Wednesday"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Raiders Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  355. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  356. 3:00 AM Clipped "Free Wednesday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  358. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "When a Kid Goes Bad"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  359. 5:00 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  360. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  361. 8:30 AM The Office "Moroccan Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  362. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Ghost Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  363. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "The Four Pillars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  364. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Change for a Buck"
    • TV-PG
  365. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Little off the Top"
    • TV-PG
  366. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  367. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Honey, I Blew Up Myself"
    • TV-PG
  368. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "Sofa So Good"
    • TV-PG
  369. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
    • TV-PG
  370. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Crappy Birthday"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  371. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Noel Cowards"
    • TV-PG
  372. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Best Man"
    • TV-PG
  373. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Dog Days"
    • TV-PG
  374. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Die Semi-Hard"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  375. 3:30 PM American Dad "Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  376. 4:00 PM American Dad "The Shrink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  377. 4:30 PM American Dad "Holy S..., Jeff's Back!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  378. 5:00 PM American Dad "American Fung"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  379. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Brian: Portrait of a Dog"
    • TV-14  (L)
  380. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  381. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  382. 7:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  383. 7:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  384. Wednesday Night
  385. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Maestro"
    • TV-PG
  386. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wink"
    • TV-PG
  387. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Soup Nazi"
    • TV-PG
  388. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Secret Code"
    • TV-PG
  389. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Sponge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  390. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Gum"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  391. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Workplace Proximity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  392. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Romance Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  393. Thursday, August 13
  394. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  395. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Itchy Brain Simulation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  396. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Thanksgiving Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  397. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Discovery Dissipation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  398. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  399. 3:00 AM The Office "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  400. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  401. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "What Are You Doin' in My Life?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  402. 5:00 AM She's the Man
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  403. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  404. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  405. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "3rd Wheel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  406. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Indian Giver"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  407. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Get Outta Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  408. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Valentine's Day Massacre"
    • TV-PG
  409. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
  410. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  411. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
  412. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"
    • TV-PG
  413. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Hungry Man"
    • TV-PG
  414. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Court Date"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  415. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "S'ain't Valentine's"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  416. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "White Collar"
    • TV-PG
  417. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Y Tu Jr. Tambien"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  418. 3:30 PM American Dad "Seizures Suit Stanny"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  419. 4:00 PM American Dad "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  420. 4:30 PM American Dad "Threat Levels"
    • TV-14  (D)
  421. 5:00 PM American Dad "Stan Knows Best"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  422. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  423. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  424. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler's Work Laugh"
    • TV-PG
  425. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Bag"
    • TV-PG
  426. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  427. Thursday Night
  428. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Rye"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  429. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Caddy"
    • TV-PG
  430. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cadillac"
    • TV-PG
  431. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cadillac"
    • TV-PG
  432. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Friars Club"
    • TV-PG
  433. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Calzone"
    • TV-PG
  434. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Holy Crap"
    • TV-14  (D)
  435. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Da Boom"
    • TV-14  (V)
  436. Friday, August 14
  437. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper Extraction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  438. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Hesitation Ramification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  439. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Occupation Recalibration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  440. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Convention Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  441. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  442. 3:00 AM The Office "Prince Family Paper"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  443. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  444. 4:30 AM America's Next Weatherman "Into the Storm"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  445. 5:30 AM Our Family Wedding
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  446. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  447. 8:30 AM The Office "Stress Relief"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  448. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Free Free Time"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  449. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "The Score"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  450. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Knows Something"
    • TV-PG
  451. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Assault and Batteries"
    • TV-PG
  452. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ride Scare"
    • TV-PG
  453. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes Deep"
    • TV-PG
  454. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "Shoeway to Heaven"
    • TV-PG
  455. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Driving Mr. Boondy"
    • TV-PG
  456. 1:00 PM Married ... With Children "Kelly Breaks Out"