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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "25 Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  3. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "At the Zoo"
    • TV-PG
  4. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Who'll Stop the Rain?"
    • TV-PG
  5. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  6. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  7. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rock and Roll Girl"
    • TV-PG
  8. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Taxing Problem"
    • TV-PG
  9. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  10. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  11. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Connect Four"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  12. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Loaner Car"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  13. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Golden Moldy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  14. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Hustle 'N' Bros"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  15. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "The Wide World of Cleveland Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  16. 3:00 PM American Dad "Not Particularly Desperate Housewife"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  17. 3:30 PM American Dad "Rough Trade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  18. 4:00 PM American Dad "Finances With Wolves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  19. 4:30 PM American Dad "It's Good to Be the Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 5:00 PM American Dad "Roger N' Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  21. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Hannah Banana"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  22. 6:00 PM New Girl "The Landlord"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 6:30 PM New Girl "Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  24. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  25. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  26. Last Night
  27. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  28. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  29. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Millennium"
    • TV-PG
  30. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  31. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  32. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  33. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The White Asparagus Triangulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  34. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vartabedian Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  35. Today
  36. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  37. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Killer Robot Instability"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Algorithm"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Financial Permeability"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  40. 2:00 AM Search Party "The Night of One Hundred Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 2:30 AM Search Party "The Captive Dinner Guest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 3:00 AM The Mexican
    • TV-14  (V)
    • R
  43. 5:30 AM Hit & Run
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  44. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  45. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  46. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "What Goes Around Comes Around"
    • TV-PG
  47. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  48. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  49. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  50. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  51. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  52. 11:30 AM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  53. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  54. 12:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  55. 1:00 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  56. 3:00 PM Rush Hour 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  57. 5:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Capacitance"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  58. 5:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cushion Saturation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  59. 6:00 PM Fred Claus
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  60. Tonight
  61. 8:30 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  62. 10:30 PM Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
    • TV-G
  63. 11:00 PM The Elf on the Shelf: An Elf's Story
    • TV-G
  64. 11:30 PM Fred Claus
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  65. Tomorrow
  66. 2:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  67. 2:30 AM People of Earth "Last Day on Earth"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  68. 3:00 AM Search Party "The Night of One Hundred Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 3:30 AM Search Party "The Captive Dinner Guest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 4:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Knock-Off Knockout"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 4:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Great Unwashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 5:00 AM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  73. 7:00 AM Eurotrip
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  74. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Package"
    • TV-PG
  75. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  76. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  77. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  78. 11:00 AM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  79. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  80. 12:00 PM Pineapple Express
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  81. 2:15 PM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  82. 4:15 PM Role Models
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  83. 6:30 PM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  84. Tomorrow Night
  85. 9:00 PM Blended
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  86. 11:30 PM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  87. Monday, December 12
  88. 2:00 AM Search Party "The Night of One Hundred Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 2:30 AM Search Party "The Captive Dinner Guest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 3:00 AM Conan "Conan Without Borders: Berlin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  91. 4:00 AM Pineapple Express
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  92. 6:15 AM Hall Pass
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  93. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Raingirl"
    • TV-PG
  94. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Turns 300"
    • TV-PG
  95. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Made a Little Lamb"
    • TV-PG
  96. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony of DeFeet"
    • TV-PG
  97. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG
  98. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "S'poor House"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  99. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Attention Deficit"
    • TV-PG
  100. 12:00 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  101. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  102. 1:00 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  103. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  104. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Here Comes the Bribe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  105. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  106. 3:00 PM American Dad "Helping Handis"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  107. 3:30 PM American Dad "With Friends Like Steve's"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  108. 4:00 PM American Dad "Tears of a Clooney"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  109. 4:30 PM American Dad "Camp Refoogee"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 5:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Carpe Museum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 5:30 PM Bob's Burgers "The Unnatural"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  112. 6:00 PM Bob's Burgers "A River Runs Through Bob"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  113. 6:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Fort Night"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  114. 7:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Seaplane!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  115. 7:30 PM Family Guy "The Giggity Wife"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  116. Monday Night
  117. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Valentine's Day in Quahog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  118. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Chris Cross"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  119. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Call Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  120. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Turban Cowboy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  121. 10:00 PM Family Guy "12 and a Half Angry Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  122. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Bigfat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  123. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Total Recall"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  124. 11:30 PM American Dad "Roger's Baby"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  125. Tuesday, December 13
  126. 12:00 AM People of Earth "Mars or Bust"
    • NEW
  127. 12:30 AM Family Guy "Save the Clam"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  128. 1:00 AM Family Guy "Farmer Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  129. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  130. 2:00 AM Conan "Ozzy & Jack Osbourne; Dylan Moran; Fidlar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  131. 3:00 AM People of Earth "Mars or Bust"
  132. 3:30 AM Conan "Ozzy & Jack Osbourne; Dylan Moran; Fidlar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  133. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Abstinence"
    • TV-PG
  134. 5:00 AM The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • NR
  135. 7:00 AM New Girl "Bully"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  136. 7:30 AM New Girl "Injured"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sue Casa, His Casa"
    • TV-PG
  138. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Unnatural"
    • TV-PG
  139. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dance Show"
    • TV-PG
  140. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Bounces Back"
    • TV-PG
  141. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Aliens"
    • TV-PG
  142. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Wabbit Season"
    • TV-PG
  143. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy"
    • TV-PG
  144. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "One Down, Two to Go"
    • TV-PG
  145. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Steve Moscow"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  146. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Animal Attraction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  147. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Prints Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  148. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Cowardly Lyin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  149. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  150. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Brownsized"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  151. 3:00 PM American Dad "The American Dad After School Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 3:30 PM American Dad "Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  153. 4:00 PM American Dad "Lincoln Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  154. 4:30 PM American Dad "Dungeons & Wagons"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  155. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Quagmire's Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  156. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Jerome Is the New Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  157. 6:00 PM New Girl "Control"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  158. 6:30 PM New Girl "Fancyman"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  159. 7:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  160. 7:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  161. Tuesday Night
  162. 8:00 PM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  163. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  164. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Andrea Doria"
    • TV-PG
  165. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Little Jerry"
    • TV-PG
  166. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Comeback"
    • TV-PG
  167. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Money"
    • TV-PG
  168. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Terminator Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  169. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Work Song Nanocluster"
    • TV-14  (D)
  170. Wednesday, December 14
  171. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  173. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Vegas Renormalization"
    • TV-14  (D)
  174. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  175. 2:00 AM Conan "Chris Pratt; Tom Papa; The Naked and Famous"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  176. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake Captives"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 3:30 AM Conan "Chris Pratt; Tom Papa; The Naked and Famous"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  178. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Van Buren Boys"
    • TV-PG
  179. 5:00 AM The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • NR
  180. 7:00 AM New Girl "Fancyman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  181. 7:30 AM New Girl "Secrets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  182. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "And Baby Makes Money"
    • TV-PG
  183. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Who"
    • TV-PG
  184. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Look Who's Barking"
    • TV-PG
  185. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Godfather"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  186. 10:00 AM SAG Nominations
    • LIVE
  187. 10:10 AM Married ... With Children "A Man's Castle"
    • TV-PG
  188. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "All-Nite Security Dude"
    • TV-PG
  189. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers"
    • TV-PG
  190. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Oldies but Young 'Uns"
    • TV-PG
  191. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Queens'bro Bridge"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  192. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Driving Reign"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  193. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Clothes Encounter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  194. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Bed Spread"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  195. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A Rodent Like This"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  196. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "The Hangover Part Tubbs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  197. 3:00 PM American Dad "Iced, Iced Babies"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  198. 3:30 PM American Dad "Of Ice and Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 4:00 PM American Dad "Irregarding Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  200. 4:30 PM American Dad "Best Christmas Story Never Told"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Dog Gone"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  202. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Business Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  203. 6:00 PM New Girl "Normal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 6:30 PM New Girl "Kids"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  206. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  207. Wednesday Night
  208. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  209. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  210. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Susie"
    • TV-PG
  211. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pothole"
    • TV-PG
  212. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The English Patient"
    • TV-PG
  213. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Nap"
    • TV-PG
  214. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  215. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  216. Thursday, December 15
  217. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  218. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  219. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  220. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  221. 2:00 AM Conan "Keegan-Michael Key; the cast of People of Earth"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  222. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Fat Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 3:30 AM Conan "Keegan-Michael Key; the cast of People of Earth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  224. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Yada Yada"
    • TV-PG
  225. 5:00 AM The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • NR
  226. 7:00 AM New Girl "Tomatoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 7:30 AM New Girl "Backslide"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  228. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Shop Around"
    • TV-PG
  229. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Shop Around"
    • TV-PG
  230. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?"
    • TV-PG
  231. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Route 666"
    • TV-PG
  232. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Route 666"
    • TV-PG
  233. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck the Stud"
    • TV-PG
  234. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Top of the Heap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  235. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  236. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Taste Buds"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  237. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Dog Shelter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  238. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Fatty McButterpants"
    • TV-PG
  239. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Roast Chicken"
    • TV-PG
  240. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "California Dreamin' (All the Cleves Are Brown)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  241. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Fist and the Furious"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  242. 3:00 PM American Dad "Bush Comes to Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 3:30 PM American Dad "American Dream Factory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 4:00 PM American Dad "A.T. the Abusive Terrestrial"
    • TV-14  (D)
  245. 4:30 PM American Dad "Black Mystery Month"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  246. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Big Man on Hippocampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  247. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Dial Meg for Murder"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  248. 6:00 PM New Girl "See Ya"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 6:30 PM New Girl "Re-Launch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  251. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  252. Thursday Night
  253. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  254. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  255. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Millennium"
    • TV-PG
  256. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Muffin Tops"
    • TV-PG
  257. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  258. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  259. 11:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Zero Tolerance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 11:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Hookup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. Friday, December 16
  262. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  263. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  264. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  265. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  266. 2:00 AM Conan "Diego Luna; Billy Eichner; The Pretenders"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  267. 3:00 AM Billy on the Street
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 3:30 AM Conan "Diego Luna; Billy Eichner; The Pretenders"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  269. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  270. 5:00 AM One for the Money
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  271. 7:00 AM New Girl "Katie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  272. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  273. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Man for No Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  274. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  275. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  276. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "If Al Had a Hammer"
    • TV-PG
  277. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Cheese, Cues and Blood"
    • TV-PG
  278. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  279. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Has a Belly Ache"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  280. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "If I Could See Me Now"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  281. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "God's Shoes"
    • TV-PG
  282. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Strike One"
    • TV-PG
  283. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Strike Too"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  284. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Strike Out"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  285. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Squirt's Honor"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  286. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Who Done Did It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  287. 3:00 PM American Dad "Apocalypse to Remember"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  288. 3:30 PM American Dad "Four Little Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  289. 4:00 PM American Dad "When a Stan Loves a Woman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  290. 4:30 PM American Dad "I Can't Stan You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 5:00 PM American Dad "The Magnificent Steven"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  292. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Extra-Large Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  293. 6:00 PM New Girl "Fluffer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  294. 6:30 PM New Girl "Neighbors"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  295. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  296. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Stoned Guy"
    • TV-14
  297. Friday Night
  298. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  299. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  300. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  301. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  302. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  303. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  304. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  305. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  306. Saturday, December 17
  307. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  308. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  309. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  310. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  311. 2:00 AM Search Party "The Mystery of the Golden Charm"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  312. 2:30 AM Search Party "The Secret of the Sinister Ceremony"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Taste Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 3:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Look of the Irish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 4:00 AM Silver Linings Playbook
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  316. 6:45 AM The Heartbreak Kid
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  317. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  318. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  319. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  320. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  321. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  322. 11:30 AM Seinfeld "Good News, Bad News"
    • TV-PG
  323. 12:00 PM Seinfeld "Male Unbonding"
    • TV-PG
  324. 12:30 PM Hit & Run
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  325. 2:30 PM Red 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  326. 5:00 PM Red
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  327. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  328. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  329. Saturday Night
  330. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  331. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  332. 9:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Minor Problem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Grate Expectations"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Disappointing Unit"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Wrecking Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  337. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  338. Sunday, December 18
  339. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  340. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  341. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  342. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 2:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  344. 2:30 AM People of Earth "Mars or Bust"
  345. 3:00 AM Search Party "The Mystery of the Golden Charm"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  346. 3:30 AM Search Party "The Secret of the Sinister Ceremony"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 4:00 AM Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  348. 6:00 AM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  349. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  350. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  351. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Bundy, Shoe Dick"
    • TV-PG
  352. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The Stakeout"
    • TV-PG
  353. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Robbery"
    • TV-PG
  354. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Stock Tip"
    • TV-PG
  355. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Ex-Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG
  356. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  357. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  358. 12:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  359. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  360. 1:30 PM Pineapple Express
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  361. 3:45 PM Blades of Glory
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  362. 5:45 PM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  363. Sunday Night
  364. 8:00 PM The Campaign
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  365. 10:00 PM Step Brothers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  366. Monday, December 19
  367. 12:00 AM Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  368. 2:00 AM Search Party "The Mystery of the Golden Charm"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  369. 2:30 AM Search Party "The Secret of the Sinister Ceremony"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 3:00 AM Step Brothers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  371. 5:00 AM Blades of Glory
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  372. 7:00 AM College Road Trip
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  373. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "So This Is How Sinatra Felt"
    • TV-PG
  374. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Who Have Nothing"
    • TV-PG
  375. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Mystery of Skull Island"
    • TV-PG
  376. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Just Shoe It"
    • TV-PG
  377. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rites of Passage"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  378. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Do Rico"
    • TV-14  (D)
  379. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Class Struggle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  380. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  381. 12:30 PM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  382. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  383. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  384. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Grave Danger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  385. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Of Lice and Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  386. 3:00 PM American Dad "Joint Custody"
    • TV-14  (D)
  387. 3:30 PM American Dad "Vacation Goo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  388. 4:00 PM American Dad "Meter Made"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  389. 4:30 PM American Dad "Dope & Faith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  390. 5:00 PM Bob's Burgers "My Big Fat Greek Bob"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  391. 5:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Turkey in a Can"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 6:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Purple Rain-Union"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  393. 6:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Bob and Deliver"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  394. 7:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Christmas in the Car"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  395. 7:30 PM Family Guy "No Country Club for Old Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  396. Monday Night
  397. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Road to Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  398. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Finder Keepers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  399. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Vestigial Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  400. 9:30 PM Family Guy "A Fistful of Meg"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  401. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Boopa-dee Bappa-dee"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  402. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Life of Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  403. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Into Harmony's Way"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  404. 11:30 PM American Dad "Ninety North, Zero West"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  405. Tuesday, December 20
  406. 12:00 AM People of Earth "Lost and Found"
    • NEW
  407. 12:30 AM People of Earth "Snake Man and Little Guy"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
  408. 1:00 AM Family Guy "Christmas Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  409. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  410. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  411. 3:00 AM People of Earth "Lost and Found"
  412. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  413. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  414. 5:00 AM The Replacements
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  415. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  416. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  417. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "My Dinner With Anthrax"
    • TV-PG
  418. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Hi, I.Q."
    • TV-PG
  419. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Teacher Pets"
    • TV-PG
  420. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Good-bye Girl"
    • TV-PG
  421. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Gas Station Show"
    • TV-PG
  422. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "England Show"
    • TV-PG
  423. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: Wastin' the Company's Money"
    • TV-PG
  424. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Dark Meet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  425. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Work Related"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  426. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Twisted Sitters"
    • TV-14  (D)
  427. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Wedding Presence"
    • TV-PG
  428. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Mr. and Mrs. Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  429. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Crazy Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  430. 3:00 PM American Dad "Big Trouble in Little Langley"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  431. 3:30 PM American Dad "Haylias"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  432. 4:00 PM American Dad "42-Year-Old Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  433. 4:30 PM American Dad "Surro-Gate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  434. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Go Stewie Go"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  435. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Peter-Assment"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  436. 6:00 PM New Girl "Models"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  437. 6:30 PM New Girl "Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  438. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Baby on the Bus"
    • TV-PG
  439. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  440. Tuesday Night
  441. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Russ"
    • TV-PG
  442. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  443. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  444. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  445. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  446. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  447. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  448. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. Wednesday, December 21
  450. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Robotic Manipulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  451. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  452. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  453. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  454. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW