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  1. Yesterday
  2. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  3. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Chicago Shoe Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  4. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Lez Be Friends"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  5. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperate Half Hour"
    • TV-PG
  6. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "How to Marry a Moron"
    • TV-PG
  7. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  8. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Thinergy"
    • TV-PG
  9. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  10. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy"
    • TV-PG
  11. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Have You Driven a Ford Lately?"
    • TV-PG
  12. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Train Wreck"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  13. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Where's Poppa?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  14. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Time Share"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  15. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Brown History Month"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  16. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland's Angels"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  17. 3:30 PM American Dad "Dr. Klaustus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  18. 4:00 PM American Dad "Stan's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  19. 4:30 PM American Dad "Less Money, Mo' Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  20. 5:00 PM American Dad "The Kidney Stays in the Picture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  21. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Christmas Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  22. 6:00 PM New Girl "Prince"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 6:30 PM New Girl "Exes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  24. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  25. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  26. Last Night
  27. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  28. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  29. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Revenge"
    • TV-PG
  30. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Deal"
    • TV-PG
  31. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  32. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  33. 11:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Drug Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 11:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Messy Purse Smackdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. Today
  36. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Barbarian Sublimation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  37. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Griffin Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Euclid Alternative"
    • TV-14  (L)
  39. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 2:00 AM Last Holiday
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  41. 4:00 AM Cougar Town "A One Story Town"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  42. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Something Big"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  43. 5:00 AM Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  44. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  45. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Chicago Shoe Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  46. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Whose Room Is It Anyway?"
    • TV-PG
  47. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pothole"
    • TV-PG
  48. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The English Patient"
    • TV-PG
  49. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Nap"
    • TV-PG
  50. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Yada Yada"
    • TV-PG
  51. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Millennium"
    • TV-PG
  52. 11:30 AM Seinfeld "The Muffin Tops"
    • TV-PG
  53. 12:00 PM Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  54. 2:00 PM Last Holiday
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  55. 4:00 PM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  56. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Stoned Guy"
    • TV-14
  57. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  58. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  59. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  60. Tonight
  61. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 9:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hidden Stash"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pearl Necklace"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hold-Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Panty Piñata Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  68. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lizard-Spock Expansion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  69. Tomorrow
  70. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The White Asparagus Triangulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  71. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Vartabedian Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  72. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  73. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Killer Robot Instability"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 2:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Super PACs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  75. 2:30 AM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  76. 4:30 AM Head of State
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  77. 6:30 AM Lottery Ticket
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  78. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Loses His Cherry"
    • TV-PG
  79. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Sue Got Work"
    • TV-PG
  80. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... Without Children"
    • TV-PG
  81. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Poker Game"
    • TV-PG
  82. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  83. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Butter Shave"
    • TV-PG
  84. 11:30 AM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  85. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  86. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  87. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  88. 1:30 PM Blended
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  89. 4:00 PM MLB Baseball "Chicago Cubs at Los Angeles Dodgers"
    • NEW
  90. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  91. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  92. Tomorrow Night
  93. 8:00 PM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  94. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Capacitance"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  95. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cushion Saturation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  96. 11:00 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  97. Monday, August 29
  98. 1:15 AM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  99. 3:30 AM Blended
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  100. 6:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  101. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  102. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Where's the Boss?"
    • TV-PG
  103. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Nightmare on Al's Street"
    • TV-PG
  104. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Johnny B. Gone"
    • TV-PG
  105. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Can Do It"
    • TV-PG
  106. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  107. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  108. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Maybe Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  109. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Art House"
    • TV-PG
  110. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Dugan Groupie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  111. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Lost Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  112. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  113. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Harder, Better, Faster, Browner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  114. 3:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  115. 3:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  116. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  117. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  118. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  119. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  120. 6:00 PM New Girl "Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  121. 6:30 PM New Girl "Sister II"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  122. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  123. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  124. Monday Night
  125. 8:00 PM American Dad "Ricky Spanish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  126. 8:30 PM American Dad "Toy Whorey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  127. 9:00 PM American Dad "Love, AD Style"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  128. 9:30 PM American Dad "Killer Vacation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  129. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Road to the Multiverse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  130. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Family Goy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Spies Reminiscent of Us"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  132. 11:30 PM American Dad "Can I Be Frank With You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  133. Tuesday, August 30
  134. 12:00 AM American Dad "American Stepdad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  135. 12:30 AM Family Guy "Brian's Got a Brand New Bag"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  136. 1:00 AM Family Guy "Hannah Banana"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  137. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Gary Johnson, Pt. 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  138. 2:00 AM Conan "Walton Goggins; Tig Notaro; Corinne Bailey Rae"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  139. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake War"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 3:30 AM Conan "Walton Goggins; Tig Notaro; Corinne Bailey Rae"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  141. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "You Can Still Change Your Mind"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  142. 5:00 AM Cougar Town "Ways to Be Wicked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  143. 5:30 AM The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • NR
  144. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  145. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "If I Were a Rich Man"
    • TV-PG
  146. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "For Whom the Bell Tolls"
    • TV-PG
  147. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  148. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  149. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Born to Walk"
    • TV-PG
  150. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Alley of the Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  151. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Razor's Edge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  152. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Furious George"
    • TV-PG
  153. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Entertainment Weakly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  154. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Name Dropper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  155. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Off-Track ... Bedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  156. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland Live!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  157. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "How Cleveland Got His Groove Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  158. 3:00 PM American Dad "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  159. 3:30 PM American Dad "Adventures in Hayleysitting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  160. 4:00 PM American Dad "National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  161. 4:30 PM American Dad "Finger Lenting Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  162. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Peter Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  163. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Grimm Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  164. 6:00 PM New Girl "Sister III"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 6:30 PM New Girl "Mars Landing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  167. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  168. Tuesday Night
  169. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  170. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby on the Bus"
    • TV-PG
  171. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  172. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  173. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  174. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  175. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Terminator Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  176. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Work Song Nanocluster"
    • TV-14  (D)
  177. Wednesday, August 31
  178. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  180. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Vegas Renormalization"
    • TV-14  (D)
  181. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  182. 2:00 AM Conan "Steven Ho; David Cross; Dan Naturman"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  183. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pre-Approved Credit Card"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 3:30 AM Conan "Steven Ho; David Cross; Dan Naturman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  185. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Money Becomes King"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  186. 5:00 AM Cougar Town "Southern Accents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  187. 5:30 AM The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • NR
  188. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  189. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Do You Spell Revenge?"
    • TV-PG
  190. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Earth Angel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  191. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
    • TV-PG
  192. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guys and Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  193. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Build a Better Mousetrap"
    • TV-PG
  194. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Master the Possibilities"
    • TV-PG
  195. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Loves Al, ``Yeah, Yeah, Yeah''"
    • TV-PG
  196. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Awed Couple"
    • TV-PG
  197. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Silent Mite"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  198. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Cologne Ranger"
    • TV-PG
  199. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Domestic Disturbance"
    • TV-PG
  200. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "It's the Great Pancake, Cleveland Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  201. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Little Man on Campus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  202. 3:00 PM American Dad "The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  203. 3:30 PM American Dad "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  204. 4:00 PM American Dad "Max Jets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  205. 4:30 PM American Dad "Naked to the Limit, One More Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  206. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Brian's a Bad Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  207. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Mom's the Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  208. 6:00 PM New Girl "Fired Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 6:30 PM New Girl "Big News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  211. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  212. Wednesday Night
  213. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  214. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  215. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  216. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  217. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  218. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  219. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  220. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  221. Thursday, September 1
  222. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  223. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  224. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  225. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  226. 2:00 AM Conan "Jeff Bridges; Jeff Ross; Brent Sullivan"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  227. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And The Candy Manwich"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 3:30 AM Conan "Jeff Bridges; Jeff Ross; Brent Sullivan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  229. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Down South"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  230. 5:00 AM Cougar Town "Square One"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  231. 5:30 AM The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • NR
  232. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  233. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Great Escape"
    • TV-PG
  234. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Impo-Dent"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  235. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Just Married ... With Children"
    • TV-PG
  236. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Father Lode"
    • TV-PG
  237. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "All in the Family"
    • TV-PG
  238. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Camping Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  239. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Thought He Could"
    • TV-PG
  240. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Pour Judgment"
    • TV-PG
  241. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Gym Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  242. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Gorilla Warfare"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  243. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Hi, School"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  244. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Fat and Wet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  245. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Another Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  246. 3:00 PM American Dad "For Black Eyes Only"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  247. 3:30 PM American Dad "Spelling Bee My Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  248. 4:00 PM American Dad "The Missing Kink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  249. 4:30 PM American Dad "The Boring Identity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  250. 5:00 PM Family Guy "3 Acts of God"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  251. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Fresh Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  252. 6:00 PM New Girl "Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 6:30 PM New Girl "Cruise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  255. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  256. Thursday Night
  257. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  258. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  259. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Beard"
    • TV-PG
  260. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doorman"
    • TV-PG
  261. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jimmy"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  262. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doodle"
    • TV-PG
  263. 11:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Three Boys With Wood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  264. 11:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Egg Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. Friday, September 2
  266. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  267. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  268. 1:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the New Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  269. 1:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Opening"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 2:00 AM Conan "Bob Odenkirk; Flula Borg; Joseph"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  271. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Silent Partner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  272. 3:30 AM Conan "Bob Odenkirk; Flula Borg; Joseph"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  273. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "My Life"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  274. 5:00 AM Cougar Town "Your World"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  275. 5:30 AM Step Up 2 the Streets
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  276. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  277. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "I'm Going to Sweatland"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  278. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poke High"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  279. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Dump of My Own"
    • TV-PG
  280. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Her Cups Runneth Over"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  281. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Bald and Beautiful"
    • TV-PG
  282. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'll See You in Court"
    • TV-PG
  283. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Gypsy Cried"
    • TV-PG
  284. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Barber"
    • TV-PG
  285. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Eatin' Out"
    • TV-PG
  286. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Deconstructing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  287. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Van, Go"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  288. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Black List"
    • TV-PG
  289. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Murray Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  290. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Beer Walk!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  291. 3:30 PM American Dad "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  292. 4:00 PM American Dad "Lost in Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  293. 4:30 PM American Dad "Da Flippity Flop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  294. 5:00 PM American Dad "Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  295. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  296. 6:00 PM New Girl "The Last Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 6:30 PM New Girl "Dice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  298. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  299. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  300. Friday Night
  301. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Russ"
    • TV-PG
  302. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  303. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fusilli Jerry"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  304. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Diplomats Club"
    • TV-PG
  305. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Understudy"
    • TV-PG
  306. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Face Painter"
    • TV-PG
  307. 11:00 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  308. Saturday, September 3
  309. 1:00 AM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  310. 3:00 AM Cougar Town "It'll All Work Out"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  311. 3:30 AM Cougar Town "Blue Sunday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 4:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  313. 6:00 AM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  314. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  315. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Blood"
    • TV-PG
  316. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  317. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  318. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  319. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  320. 11:30 AM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  321. 12:00 PM Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  322. 1:45 PM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  323. 3:45 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  324. 6:00 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  325. 6:30 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  326. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  327. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  328. Saturday Night
  329. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Holidays"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Bear Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 9:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Too Little Sleep"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Psychic Shakedown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  334. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  335. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  336. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  337. Sunday, September 4
  338. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  339. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  340. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  341. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  342. 2:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Eddie Eagle"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  343. 2:30 AM A Walk to Remember
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  344. 4:45 AM Father of the Bride
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  345. 6:45 AM Father of the Bride Part II
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  346. 8:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  347. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Mom, the Mom"
    • TV-PG
  348. 9:30 AM Friends "The One Where Joey Moves Out"
    • TV-PG
  349. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where Eddie Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  350. 10:30 AM Friends "The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies"
    • TV-14  (S)
  351. 11:00 AM Friends "The One Where Eddie Won't Go"
    • TV-PG
  352. 11:30 AM Kindergarten Cop
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  353. 2:00 PM MLB Baseball "San Francisco Giants at Chicago Cubs"
    • LIVE
  354. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  355. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  356. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  357. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  358. 7:00 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  359. Sunday Night
  360. 9:00 PM The Muppets
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  361. 11:00 PM Muppets Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  362. Monday, September 5
  363. 1:15 AM Muppets Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  364. 3:30 AM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  365. 6:15 AM Kindergarten Cop
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  366. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me"
    • TV-PG
  367. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Three Job, No Income Family"
    • TV-PG
  368. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Harder They Fall"
    • TV-PG
  369. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "The House That Peg Lost"
    • TV-PG
  370. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen"
    • TV-PG
  371. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel"
    • TV-PG
  372. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Computer Show"
    • TV-PG
  373. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Catching Hell"
    • TV-PG
  374. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Ice Cubed"
    • TV-PG
  375. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  376. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  377. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  378. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  379. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  380. 3:30 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  381. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birthing Video"
    • TV-PG
  382. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  383. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  384. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  385. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  386. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  387. 7:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  388. 7:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  389. Monday Night
  390. 8:00 PM American Dad "Poltergasm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  391. 8:30 PM American Dad "Buck, Wild"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  392. 9:00 PM American Dad "Crotchwalkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  393. 9:30 PM American Dad "Kung Pao Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  394. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Herpe, the Love Sore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  395. 10:30 PM Family Guy "The Most Interesting Man in the World"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  396. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Baby Got Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  397. 11:30 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  398. Tuesday, September 6
  399. 12:00 AM American Dad "Faking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  400. 12:30 AM Family Guy "Meg Stinks!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  401. 1:00 AM Family Guy "He's Bla-ack!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  402. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Crisis Pregnancy Centers"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  403. 2:00 AM Conan "Bill Hader; Beanie Feldstein; Mark Normand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  404. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And Just Plane Magic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  405. 3:30 AM Conan "Bill Hader; Beanie Feldstein; Mark Normand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  406. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "I Need to Know"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  407. 5:00 AM Cougar Town "Between Two Worlds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  408. 5:30 AM All About the Benjamins
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  409. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  410. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Dateless Amigo"
    • TV-PG
  411. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Life's a Beach"
    • TV-PG
  412. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Here's Lookin' at You, Kid"
    • TV-PG
  413. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Hot off the Grill"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  414. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics"
    • TV-PG
  415. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Saves the Day"
    • TV-PG
  416. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Tooth or Consequences"
    • TV-PG
  417. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Wish Boned"
    • TV-PG
  418. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Slippery Slope"
    • TV-PG
  419. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Buy Curious"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  420. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "King Pong"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  421. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Ain't Nothin' But Mutton Bustin'"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  422. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  423. 3:00 PM American Dad "Minstrel Krampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  424. 3:30 PM American Dad "Vision: Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  425. 4:00 PM American Dad "Familyland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  426. 4:30 PM American Dad "Cock of the Sleepwalk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  427. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Chap Stewie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  428. 5:30 PM Family Guy "The Book of Joe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  429. 6:00 PM New Girl "Julie Berkman's Older Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  430. 6:30 PM New Girl "Micro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  431. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  432. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy"
    • TV-PG
  433. Tuesday Night
  434. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where No One's Ready"
    • TV-PG
  435. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Jam"
    • TV-PG
  436. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  437. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  438. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  439. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Postponement"
    • TV-PG
  440. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  441. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  442. Wednesday, September 7
  443. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  444. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  445. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  446. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  447. 2:00 AM Conan "Samantha Bee; Eugene & Dan Levy; Nothing But Thieves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  448. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Broken Hip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 3:30 AM Conan "Samantha Bee; Eugene & Dan Levy; Nothing But Thieves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  450. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "I Should Have Known It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  451. 5:00 AM Cougar Town "Runnin' Down a Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  452. 5:30 AM Broken Arrow
    • TV-14  (V)
    • R
  453. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G