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  1. Yesterday
  2. 12:00 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  3. 2:30 PM Real Steel
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  4. 6:00 PM White House Down
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  5. Last Night
  6. 9:00 PM Battleship
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  7. Today
  8. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 1:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 1"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  11. 1:30 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 1"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  12. 2:15 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 2"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  13. 3:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 1"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  14. 3:30 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 1"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  15. 4:15 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 2"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  16. 5:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  17. 5:30 AM FanDuel one-week fantasy football: How to play, compete and win
  18. 6:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  19. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  20. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  24. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 10:00 AM Battle: Los Angeles
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  27. 12:30 PM Real Steel
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  28. 4:00 PM White House Down
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  29. 7:00 PM Battleship
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. Tonight
  31. 10:00 PM The Strain "Intruders"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  32. 11:03 PM The Strain "Intruders"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  33. Tomorrow
  34. 12:05 AM The Strain "The Born"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  35. 1:06 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  36. 2:08 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 2:38 AM FXM Presents
  38. 3:00 AM Blade Dynasty
  39. 3:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  40. 4:00 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  41. 4:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  42. 5:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  43. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  44. 6:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  45. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  46. 7:00 AM Glee the Concert Movie
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  47. 9:00 AM Footloose
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  48. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  51. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  55. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  56. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  57. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  59. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 6:00 PM Horrible Bosses
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  62. Tomorrow Night
  63. 8:00 PM This Is the End
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  64. 10:00 PM This Is the End
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  65. Tuesday, September 1
  66. 12:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  67. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 3:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  69. 3:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  70. 4:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  71. 4:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  72. 5:00 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  73. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  74. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  75. 6:30 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  76. 7:00 AM Footloose
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  77. 9:30 AM Jack and Jill
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  78. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  80. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  81. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 5:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  90. Tuesday Night
  91. 8:00 PM Taken 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  92. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  93. 11:11 PM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  94. Wednesday, September 2
  95. 12:22 AM Tyrant "Desert Storm"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  96. 1:22 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  97. 2:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  98. 3:02 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  99. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  100. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  101. 4:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  102. 5:00 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  103. 5:30 AM Supermodel Skin
  104. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  105. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  106. 7:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  107. 9:00 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  108. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  113. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  114. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  116. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  118. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 6:00 PM Taken 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  121. Wednesday Night
  122. 8:00 PM After Earth
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  123. 10:00 PM After Earth
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  124. Thursday, September 3
  125. 12:00 AM Contraband
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  126. 2:30 AM Rescue Me "Sparks"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  127. 3:30 AM Rescue Me "Chlamydia"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  128. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  129. 5:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  130. 5:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  131. 6:00 AM Six Star Knife Set
  132. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  133. 7:00 AM Contraband
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  134. 9:30 AM Extract
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  135. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  137. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  138. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  140. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  141. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 5:00 PM Green Lantern
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  147. 7:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  148. Thursday Night
  149. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  150. 10:33 PM Married "Mother's Day"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  151. 11:03 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  152. 11:36 PM Married "Mother's Day"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  153. Friday, September 4
  154. 12:06 AM Married "The Cruise"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  155. 12:36 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  156. 1:07 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  157. 1:40 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  158. 2:10 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 2:40 AM FXM Presents
  160. 3:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  161. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  162. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 4:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  164. 5:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  165. 5:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  166. 6:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  167. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  168. 7:00 AM Extract
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  169. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  173. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  174. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  178. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  179. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  180. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  182. 5:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  183. Friday Night
  184. 8:00 PM Avatar
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  185. Saturday, September 5
  186. 12:00 AM Avatar
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  187. 4:00 AM Rescue Me "Zombies"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  188. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  189. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  190. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  191. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  192. 7:00 AM Ellen "Go Girlz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  193. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Wild at Heart"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  194. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  197. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  198. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L)
  200. 11:30 AM Death at a Funeral
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  201. 1:30 PM The Watch
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  202. 3:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  203. 6:00 PM Grown Ups
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  204. Saturday Night
  205. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  206. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  207. Sunday, September 6
  208. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 1:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  211. 1:30 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  212. 2:02 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  213. 2:32 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  214. 3:01 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  215. 3:31 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  216. 4:03 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 4:32 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L)
  218. 5:02 AM Paid Programming
  219. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  220. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 7:00 AM Ellen "When the Vow Breaks"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  223. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  227. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  228. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 10:30 AM The Watch
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  230. 12:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  231. 3:00 PM Grown Ups
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  232. 5:00 PM Zombieland
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  233. 7:00 PM Oblivion
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  234. Sunday Night
  235. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  236. 11:02 PM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  237. Monday, September 7
  238. 12:03 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  239. 1:04 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  240. 2:05 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 2:35 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 3:05 AM Paid Programming
  243. 3:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  244. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  245. 4:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  246. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  248. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  249. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 7:00 AM Zombieland
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  251. 9:00 AM Oblivion
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  252. 12:00 PM Empire "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  253. 1:00 PM Empire "The Outspoken King"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  254. 2:00 PM Empire "The Devil Quotes Scripture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  255. 3:00 PM Empire "False Imposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  256. 4:00 PM Empire "Dangerous Bonds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  257. 5:00 PM Empire "Out, Damned Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  258. 6:00 PM Empire "Our Dancing Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  259. 7:00 PM Empire "The Lyon's Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  260. Monday Night
  261. 8:00 PM Empire "Unto the Breach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  262. 9:00 PM Empire "Sins of the Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  263. 10:00 PM Empire "Die But Once"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  264. 11:00 PM Empire "Who I Am"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  265. Tuesday, September 8
  266. 12:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  267. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  274. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  275. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  276. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  277. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  278. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  279. 7:00 AM Broken City
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  280. 9:30 AM Salt
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  281. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  283. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  284. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  285. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  286. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  287. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  288. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L)
  290. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  293. Tuesday Night
  294. 8:00 PM White House Down
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  295. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  296. Wednesday, September 9
  297. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Satisfaction"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  298. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  301. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 7:00 AM Salt
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  307. 9:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  308. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L)
  310. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  311. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  313. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L)
  315. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  316. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 6:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  321. Wednesday Night
  322. 8:00 PM The Croods
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  323. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  324. Thursday, September 10
  325. 12:00 AM The Mask
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  326. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Crocodile's Dilemma"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  327. 3:30 AM Fargo "The Rooster Prince"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  328. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  329. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  330. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  331. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 7:00 AM Ellen "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  334. 7:30 AM The Mask
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  335. 9:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  336. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L)
  337. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  338. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  341. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  342. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  345. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D)
  346. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 5:30 PM After Earth
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  349. 7:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  350. Thursday Night
  351. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  352. 10:30 PM Married "Guardians"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  353. 11:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  354. 11:30 PM Married "Guardians"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  355. Friday, September 11
  356. 12:00 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  357. 12:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  358. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  359. 1:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  360. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  363. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  364. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  365. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  366. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  369. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  370. 7:00 AM After Earth
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  371. 9:00 AM Jumping the Broom
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  372. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  373. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D)
  374. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  375. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  377. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  381. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 5:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  385. Friday Night
  386. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  387. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  388. Saturday, September 12
  389. 12:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  390. 2:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  391. 4:00 AM Rescue Me "Karate"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  392. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  393. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  394. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Initiative"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  397. 8:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Pangs"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  398. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. 9:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L)
  400. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  402. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L)
  403. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  404. 12:00 PM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
    • NEW
  405. 1:00 PM Flight
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R