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  2. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  3. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  5. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The 9:04 From Pemberton"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 4:30 PM Star Trek
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  12. 7:00 PM Oblivion
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  13. Last Night
  14. 10:00 PM Tyrant "The Awful Grace of God"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  15. 11:12 PM Tyrant "The Awful Grace of God"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  16. Today
  17. 12:24 AM Tyrant "The Other Brother"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  18. 1:28 AM Tyrant "The Awful Grace of God"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  19. 2:39 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  20. 3:09 AM FXM Presents
  21. 3:19 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  22. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  23. 4:00 AM Portable Cooktop
  24. 4:30 AM Six Star Knife Set
  25. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  26. 5:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  27. 6:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  28. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  29. 7:00 AM Click
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  30. 9:30 AM Star Trek
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  31. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The 9:04 From Pemberton"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  34. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  35. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Another Night With Neil Diamond"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 5:00 PM Oblivion
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  42. Tonight
  43. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  44. 11:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  45. Tomorrow
  46. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Pink Cupcakes"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  47. 3:01 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Bullseye"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  48. 4:05 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Test of Strength"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  49. 5:05 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  50. 5:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  51. 6:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  52. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  53. 7:00 AM Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  54. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  55. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Another Night With Neil Diamond"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  59. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  60. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  61. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  62. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Bodacious Vidalia"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  64. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  65. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 5:30 PM Horrible Bosses
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  68. 7:30 PM Ted
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  69. Tomorrow Night
  70. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  71. 10:33 PM Married "The Sandwich"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  72. 11:03 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  73. 11:36 PM Married "The Sandwich"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  74. Friday, July 31
  75. 12:06 AM Married "Aftershocks"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  76. 12:37 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Clean Rockin' Daddy"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  77. 1:10 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  78. 1:42 AM Married "The Sandwich"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  79. 2:12 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 2:42 AM FXM Presents
  81. 3:00 AM Breaking Bald
  82. 3:30 AM No defrosting or preheating
  83. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  84. 4:30 AM Look Good Naked in 21 Days!
  85. 5:30 AM Goes Everywhere, Cleans Everything - Shark Rocket!
  86. 6:00 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  87. 6:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  88. 7:00 AM Green Lantern
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  89. 9:30 AM Horrible Bosses
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  90. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "My Bodacious Vidalia"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  91. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  92. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  94. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  96. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (L)
  102. 5:30 PM Ted
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  103. Friday Night
  104. 8:00 PM That's My Boy
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  105. 11:00 PM That's My Boy
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  106. Saturday, August 1
  107. 2:00 AM Miss March
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  108. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  111. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  112. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  113. 6:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  114. 7:00 AM Ellen "Horshack's Law"
    • TV-PG
  115. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Freshman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  116. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  117. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  119. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  120. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 11:30 AM Something Borrowed
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  123. 2:00 PM Just Go With It
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  124. 5:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  125. Saturday Night
  126. 8:00 PM Oblivion
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  127. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. Sunday, August 2
  130. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 1:00 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  133. 1:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  134. 2:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  135. 2:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  136. 3:00 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  137. 3:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  138. 4:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  139. 4:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  140. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  141. 5:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  142. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  143. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  144. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  147. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  149. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 10:00 AM Just Go With It
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  151. 1:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  152. 4:00 PM Oblivion
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  153. 7:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  154. Sunday Night
  155. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  156. 11:10 PM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  157. Monday, August 3
  158. 12:21 AM The Strain "Fort Defiance"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  159. 1:22 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  160. 2:32 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 3:02 AM Blademasters
  162. 3:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  163. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  164. 4:30 AM Breaking Bald
  165. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  166. 5:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  167. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  168. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  169. 7:00 AM Darkness Falls
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. 9:00 AM In Time
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  171. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  172. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  173. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  174. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  175. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  176. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  183. Monday Night
  184. 8:00 PM Identity Thief
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  185. 10:30 PM Identity Thief
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  186. Tuesday, August 4
  187. 1:00 AM This Means War
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  188. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  189. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  190. 4:00 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  191. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  192. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  193. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  194. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  195. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  196. 7:00 AM In Time
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  197. 9:30 AM This Means War
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  198. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  201. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  202. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  203. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  204. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  205. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  211. Tuesday Night
  212. 8:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  213. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  214. 11:00 PM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  215. Wednesday, August 5
  216. 12:00 AM Tyrant "The Awful Grace of God"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  217. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  218. 2:00 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  219. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  220. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  223. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 7:00 AM Legion
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  229. 9:00 AM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  230. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  233. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  234. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  235. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  236. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  237. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (L)
  239. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 6:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  244. Wednesday Night
  245. 8:00 PM Hancock
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  246. 10:00 PM Hancock
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  247. Thursday, August 6
  248. 12:00 AM Premium Rush
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  249. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Blood Bath"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  250. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Tupperware Party Massacre"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  251. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 7:00 AM Ellen "Morgan, P.I."
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  258. 7:30 AM Premium Rush
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  259. 9:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  260. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (L)
  262. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  263. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  264. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • HD
    • TV-PG
  268. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 4:30 PM The Incredible Hulk
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  271. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  272. Thursday Night
  273. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  274. 10:30 PM Married "Koreatown"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  275. 11:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  276. 11:30 PM Married "Koreatown"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  277. Friday, August 7
  278. 12:00 AM Married "The Sandwich"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  279. 12:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  280. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  281. 1:30 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  282. 2:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  283. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  284. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 7:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  293. 9:00 AM The Incredible Hulk
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  294. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • HD
    • TV-PG
  296. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  297. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  298. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  303. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  305. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  306. Friday Night
  307. 8:00 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  308. 11:00 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  309. Saturday, August 8
  310. 2:00 AM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  311. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  312. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 7:00 AM Ellen "Oh, Sweet Rapture"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  317. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (D)
  320. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 10:30 AM Jack and Jill
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  324. 12:30 PM That's My Boy
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  325. 3:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  326. 6:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  327. Saturday Night
  328. 9:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  329. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. Sunday, August 9
  332. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 1:00 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  335. 1:30 AM Louie "Back"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  336. 2:00 AM Louie "Model"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  337. 2:30 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  338. 3:00 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  339. 3:30 AM Louie "Back"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  340. 4:00 AM Louie "Model"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  341. 4:30 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  342. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Living Conditions"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  347. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  352. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 11:00 AM That's My Boy
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  354. 2:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  355. 5:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  356. 7:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  357. Sunday Night
  358. 10:00 PM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  359. 11:30 PM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  360. Monday, August 10
  361. 12:30 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  362. 1:30 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  363. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  364. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  365. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  366. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 5:00 AM Cordless Power by Hoover
  369. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  370. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  371. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  372. 7:00 AM Freedomland
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  373. 9:30 AM Undisputed
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  374. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  375. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  376. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  377. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  379. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Go For Broke"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Thanksgiving"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  382. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 5:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  386. Monday Night
  387. 8:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  388. 11:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  389. Tuesday, August 11
  390. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  391. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  392. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  393. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  394. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  397. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  398. 7:00 AM Undisputed
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  399. 9:00 AM The Recruit
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  400. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)